Honest College Tour

[@MrJordanport]

You missed a parent asking about will my kid get in with these very specific grades and activities every 30 seconds.

[@Kermitthegreen695]

Light laughter, light laughter

[@zeroanimation3956]

@@Kermitthegreen695 "polite laughter"

[@nickyc9042]

or "What score do I need on my SAT??!?!"

[@ravimakwana992]

uhh.. those people

[@elitusdelitus1509]

They did with the weirdly specific question

[@erinmaxson8305]

“If this school has taught me anything, it’s how to lie convincingly even though I don’t know what I’m talking about.” Best skill I got from college

[@xaenon]

... and a skill that is remarkably prevalent in virtually every aspect of our society today.

[@Warrenmitchum]

If you learned that in college then they cheated you. That’s a life skill you learn by age 12. And perfect never.

[@thepretentiousgentleman]

I feel attacked.

[@DrTranofEvil]

Mine was to talk around the question until nobody cares about the answer anymore. Example? ‘How do feel about XYZ Disney movie?’ ‘Given the glaring historical inaccuracies and combined with Disney’s habit of icing over any inconvenient, morally ambiguous, period-correct, truths as well as the exploitation of their talent pool...’ ‘Dude. It’s a kid’s movie and bosses are generally assholes no matter who’s sign is above the door. Did you like it?’ ‘Umm. Maybe. I thought the sidekick creature was adorable...’ ‘Just say that next time.’ ‘Never!’

[@zoomy7535]

@@Warrenmitchum especially with immigrant parents

[@SeraphSeph]

This was 100% the tour for my college. Hated every second of it. I love how they even slid in the new dorm thing that only a few dozen students fit into.

[@maxwellerickson7066]

The only thing this video got wrong is the tour isn't at LEAST an hour and a half longer than it needs to be

[@Maiada-q1f]

I left my tour half an hour after it started, pretending that I feel dizzy 😂😂😂😂

[@dezh6345]

@@Maiada-q1f lol. I just walked away while they weren't looking, after all the fun activities were over. Then, I came back for the tote bag.

[@madelinebitts2766]

@@maxwellerickson7066 And the guide is very clearly just trying to fill in time, kinda panicked because they were told it had to run until a certain time but have shown off everything.

[@mq-r3apz291]

That ugly building joke gave me hilarious flashback when I was disgusted by these silent hill looken buildings in UC berkeley. Jokes aside it's still an overall beautiful campus lol and the bell tower is realy iconic

[@madelinebitts2766]

"Everyone's got a derogatory nickname for it, and it's never coming down." How is that so specific? We called ours the cheesegrater.

[@chibiprussia5574]

We call our psych building the prison LOL

[@Sliverbane]

Ours is the humanities building built in the 60s... It looks like a medieval outpost, and smells like a musty dungeon on the inside. Crap wi-fi and almost no windows.

[@prettypic444]

Ours was “the bomb shelter” cause it was solid concrete, semi underground (so no windows), and wouldn’t let even the slightest cell/wifi signal in. We used to joke that it was the safest place on campus if we were ever nuked (Oddly, the ones I’ve seen IRL are usually humanities buildings, not science)

[@evilclown019]

Our math building was the Armory XD

[@milessimpson328]

We have the industrial wasteland behind wolf hall because there was a lab accident and they havent cleared the building for public use 4 years later

[@RandomStuff991]

Only thing missing is a mother asking “Are the dorms co-Ed?”

[@Samot0423]

"Is smoking allowed?" Was one in a tour that i was in

[@ld5382]

RandomStuff991 Are the dorms co-Ed though? I’m from Australia we don’t stay at University.

[@emilyjenkins779]

Inner West depends on the university. At more conservative colleges they’re usually not, but at state schools they may have boys on even floors and girls on odd floors, or just have them on different sides of the hall. It’s rare that they’ll actually stay in the same room together.

[@taserrr]

@@Samot0423 What's weird about that question? I'm from Europe and we can smoke in some appartments.

[@Samot0423]

@@taserrr oh, to clarify, the woman was asking about the entire campus becuause the guide was showing the no smoking dorms

[@deadaccount1616]

*"Polite Laughter, Polite Laughter, Polite Laughter"* Wasn't that pretty much all of High-School?......

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

That’s all of life bud

[@spagetd1526]

yeah it is

[@rickyeldiablo800]

Nah in high school no one laughs cos kids think they're too superior

[@xaenon]

Nah. Most of the laughter my high school was derisive

[@ObligatoryBook]

It’s funny that you think people in high school are generally any form of ‘polite’.

[@peteyoung3124]

They forgot about the scary dad who always asks in a stern voice, "How are you gonna keep my precious bundle safe if she goes here?" They mean well but terrify me.

[@parkerfrench2996]

Pete Young if I had your job I would puke from nerves before every shift

[@peteyoung3124]

@@parkerfrench2996 oh I never worked as a tour guide. There was just always a dad like that at every college orientation/visit I went to when I was looking at colleges

[@TraceLight]

Pete Young well the answer is nothing. Because there is literally nothing a campus can do in that regard. Back in my day when I went to college, it was non stop daily announcements of “someone was mugged recently, we will do nothing about it except tell you to walk in groups”

[@FMFF_]

@@TraceLight My college offers to have campus police drive you to your car if you feel unsafe(its dark). Then again they waste money on the alarm poles we're supposed to use to call CP if there's an emergency, but I swear I saw half of them covered/out of order during my 2 yrs there.

[@pme8370]

Lol the tour guide will say, “well we have this little blue box with a telephone for emergencies in the .0001% chance you’ll actually be near it. But oh no no one has EVER had to use it there are NO SUCH THINGS as emergencies here...” while the dad glares menacingly

[@Dan-qq1zo]

They forgot "you'lll love paying our football coach's $1 million salary."

[@reginabillotti]

And the new $30 million alumni center next to the football stadium...

[@jackward2191]

Regina Billotti btw we have also cut literally everything else

[@robbiesilverwolf]

The football coach makes the University way more money then that

[@hornyfuckinturtle]

@@robbiesilverwolf so do the players, but they get basically nothing

[@UserName-ts3sp]

you forgot a zero

[@ellabarrett5798]

“This concrete monstrosity was built in the 1970s, everyone’s got a derogatory nickname for it and it’s never coming down.” That just about sums up every school building lmao

[@xaenon]

I did get to see a college dorm come down. Sander Hall, University of Cincinnati, 1991. It had been vacant for nearly a decade when it fell. I was part the second-to-last group to live there before it was closed. It was a shitshow while it stood, and I don't think anybody missed it when it came down.

[@reginabillotti]

@@xaenon My university tore a dorm down last summer. Unfortunately it was a really classic looking building instead of one of the 1960s monstrosities, and it was still in use last school year. My department is based in a rather hideous, unpleasant 1960s monstrosity which isn't going to get remodeled any time soon.

[@kajetanradulski9267]

People in former eastern block: Oh sweet summer child

[@zyaicob]

Brutalism

[@MaxTheFireCat]

lol my school building is now a mall

[@imhavingalookaround]

You forgot to mention "And our school even has a quidditch team"

[@PottersVideos2]

My local University actually does have a Muggle Quidditch Team. Unfortunately it isn't Hogwarts. :D

[@sethbright7615]

Ours does too and they mentioned that on the tour

[@taylorboys3791]

Dang, I need to go to your college!

[@sharonwilson9077]

I would join.

[@QuillWorks]

STOP 😂 I’m a college tour guide and I’m guilty of bringing this up

[@tamara10]

A college video on college humor?

[@satendra_sharma]

tamara yes it is xD

[@DeimanFlores]

tamara they just missed the humor part.

[@Darthvvill]

tamara *X-files music plays*

[@hollowgetsuga425]

Been awhile 😂. Great vid tho

[@BigPimpGrant]

tamara They use to make college videos

[@ladodgers1149]

I kid you not, I was on a tour of a Christian school, and one of the moms asks the tour guide/student: "Does the wifi block porn websites??" in front of EVERYBODY. I felt so bad for the kid and we all just stood there in awkward silence 😭😭😭

[@idc5309]

I think I would’ve died there on the spot, they would’ve had to bury me in the quad

[@km_6433]

What was the answer?

[@pppinto97]

@@km_6433 "We only show GAY porn" is the RIGHT answer, and parents find porn streaming on every LANDING page of the college WiFi.

[@danielcurry1695]

@@pppinto97 ...like the Lord intended

[@wormwearer9434]

I am a student tour guide for my college and I can confirm this is all 100 percent true

[@Beastsun0]

I was at UMD in august

[@xygomorphic44]

Units of Mass Destruction?

[@watermelonheadiego]

xygomorphic44 University Of Maryland

[@LordKaname3]

MEW WHO?? I prefer Units of Mass Destruction

[@broimjustvibing]

Worm Wearer i was there in december and i’m going again in February AHAHAH

[@alannacarlson6715]

"And here in a our cafeteria, they're offering way better food than they ever do on a normal day because a bunch of prospective students are here. "

[@Kehwanna]

My university was in downtown Philadelphia, I never went to the cafeteria or wasted money on the school's food plans. There were far better options within range. Plus, making your own food based on a rational budget often beats whatever the cafeteria makes. I always feel for students studying at colleges located in some isolated area where the school cafeteria is pretty much all they have.

[@salvadorromero9712]

@@Kehwanna My school forced everyone who lived on campus to buy a meal plan and forced everyone to live on campus the first two years. Something like this is, or was, not unheard of for schools that have few commuter students and few older students (ie starting more than the two or three years out of high school required for a Mormon mission, military enlistment, bit of postsecondary education or backpacking trip etc). Others exempt commuters and nontraditionals but keep the rule for others. We had pretty decent and nutritious food and pretty limited desirable offcampus options but still few but athletes and the very lazy would have bought the meal plans otherwise!

[@hotlavatube]

I seriously considered going to Cornell solely based upon their prospectus which had a glorious photo of their cafeteria display case on the cover.

[@se9865]

You missed the 30 year old transfer student who feels really out of place, and is wondering why he or she is even on this tour, and feels really weird being shown around by some kid.

[@laurao3274]

Yes, that was me on the first campus tour I ever went on, with my infant son strapped to my chest. I completely gave up on it by the time we got to the dorms.

[@fonzie2098]

@@richiel2105 thankfully mine was on zoom

[@gracehaven5459]

I was 23 when I started college, now I'm 26 in a sea of 20-22 year olds. It isn't a MASSIVE age gap but it is Enough where it is noticeable 😅😅😅 It wasn't as bad at community college where there is more diversity in age groups but it's definitely more apparent at the college I transferred too :/ but it's okay we all go through life at our own pace.

[@Kehwanna]

If it's any encouragement, I know a hefty sum of people that went back to university or trade school in their late twenties and early thirties that are doing great now. Like you said, life isn't uniformed as we're all in various places for various reasons. I got a cousin that went from being a bartender to some fashion designer after going to some college in London in her late twenties.

[@GigaSigmaChadOmega]

@@gracehaven5459 same, I’m 25 and I got one more year in undergrad. Thank god I have a baby face, where I look way younger than I actually am. Whenever I would buy alcohol, tobacco, or go to Las Vegas I will always be IDed, even by people who even know I’m of age because the security cameras would film me and if they didn’t ID me it would look like they’re selling it to a minor. 😂

[@258Dandaman]

#2 best mid-size liberal arts college in the northeast excluding Vermont? They're trying to make that sound unimpressive but that basically describes Yale University lol.

[@John_Smith.]

You say that like Yale is smaller or less prestigious than Vermont.

[@sarahoshea9603]

I live in Vermont and they're closing all our colleges🤷‍♀️

[@TheXenoBrosMC]

Nah it’s Quendleton State

[@258Dandaman]

John, I meant the state of Vermont, not any particular school in that state. It's the comment from the video. Harvard is technically the best liberal arts college in the northeast. Yale would probably be 2nd in that category. Idk about the whole "midsize" thing, but other than that they were trying to make it sound unimpressive, but he still described a pretty good school (unless I missed a joke or those schools are considered big and not midsized)

[@TheXenoBrosMC]

@@258Dandaman I think he was joking lol

[@alsogaba]

Just realized this was filmed at UCLA.

[@alsogaba]

Feck no.

[@zerjiozerjio]

Pffft... anyone who went to UCLA knows our campus is primarily known for being a faux Ivy League in movies like "Legally Blonde" and "Van Wilder." Also, an impacted Psychology Major.

[@hollysaga]

Gavinations who cares

[@CarterFGlenn]

I've only been to UCLA twice and I noticed this immediately! 😂

[@hikusaraoeu3297]

Luskin School of Public Affairs is the ugly building in the video. It's true that building is never coming down.

[@madibrae9047]

college tour for introverts: "hey, don't worry about all this campus stuff! you'll never leave your room for anything other than class anyways :)"

[@OneEyeShadow]

Food?

[@cptTK421]

You can use even more of your parents' (or legal guardians') money, and order out. Or you can just get the roommate you'll be getting, like it or not, to run out and spend their (or, most likely, *their* parents') money instead.

[@sinonslife4812]

literally me right now

[@quleughy]

Live on campus? And here I thought you knew what it meant to be an introvert.

[@jflannel1965]

Bet that tuition was worth it

[@buckeyelevators]

“And this is our Library, it gets quieter every level you go up!”

[@itmedana]

“on the quietest floor people will glare at you if you breathe too loud!”

[@Nykoo_-]

holy shit literally heard this word for word from my tour at CSU lmao

[@sarasimkins5588]

I toured UGA today and heard the exact same thing.

[@Metalwabbit]

You will never go to the top floor because its so quite you'll be left alone with your thoughts and no one wants that. You'll also swear it feels haunted but mostly its just has a few hidden students who figured out how to bypass the campus's search blockers and are watching porn but are, like weirdly bored by it

[@kv4648]

@@Metalwabbit campuses block those sites?!

[@gabriellekelly3141]

“concrete monstrosity”

[@tardiskeeper6]

Gabrielle Kelly a lot of Coventry, UK. Virtually anything built in the 60s or 70s.

[@Asterius_101]

Ironically, our Science and engineering buildings are the new, state of the art ones made of a lot of glass and with a lot of angles while every other subject gets relegated to the brutalist Soviet-style concrete boxes.

[@bidmcms3]

Isn’t that the Science Center at Harvard ? Just outside Harvard yard and across from memorial hall

[@Giganesh_exe]

@@Asterius_101 sounds like QUT

[@kamrynrattana]

SCP-173: "The Concrete Monstrosity"

[@OjamaIndigo]

Insert people going crazy about college humor doing a college video.

[@johnnygoodfellow9153]

X naM ageM Reversed Racist

[@Zedariath]

Lek Kei *you're

[@anthonycasarella2000]

X naM ageM Reversed wait is this video BRANDED!

[@johnnygoodfellow9153]

Lek Kei not as dumb as u moron!

[@johnnygoodfellow9153]

First of all you cant even use the correct your. Showing how much intelligence you lack...

[@ekka2981]

Random joke from video

[@untappedhappiness]

eKKA polite laughter, _polite laughter..._

[@ekka2981]

Untapped Happiness laughing emoji

[@axidasical]

Untapped Happiness laugh emoji and polite encouragement

[@nicktinson2950]

Explanation of why joke harms certain groups of people.

[@axidasical]

Comment on how relatable the joke is irl

[@untappedhappiness]

Wait, college related content from college humor? What world are we living in!

[@CanyonF]

Welcome to, The Twilight Zone

[@DeimanFlores]

Untapped Happiness clearly this is not reality.

[@dustyalbones-reendust4385]

What a time to be alive.

[@hollowgetsuga425]

One where this feels like a miracle

[@adygombos4469]

Untapped Happiness Wait, a funny and original comment on a college humor video? Oh wait.. Never mind.

[@123penrose]

I was a tour guide and this is pretty accurate. Just need someone asking how the food is and the tour guide lying about it.

[@_memo71_]

I was at UCLA when they shot this! Got to watch them film this, was pretty cool haha

[@jellyacw8751]

lucky

[@danieltsiu7383]

I went to UCLA 3 years ago…. Damn I guess I missed it

[@barrypeanut8110]

*FINALLY* a *College* Humour video which is about *college* !

[@barrypeanut8110]

Oh nvm it was for an ad - doesn't count

[@Tribune_of_Italia]

Oscar - Barry Peanut is this a joke?

[@Engineer_Who]

Polite laughter, polite laughter.

[@barrypeanut8110]

Canned joke about college humour not making videos about college

[@juandiegoprado]

Thinking about college? Why not consider the school that US News and World Reports once called "adequate": Quendelton State University!

[@TheObsidianX]

FutbolVinotinto21 if we were a good school we wouldn't have a commercial

[@HomeForGamersFTW]

It's a myth

[@zaksilva-sampaio7876]

be nice 496 I can't tell if your joking or if your serious. It was funny either way.

[@benice4969]

+Zak Thanks. I'm being both, it's truly the only way you'll get people's attention on the internet lol...

[@KevinSmith-qi5yn]

Its better to just enlist after high school for the minimum amount and get your GI benefits. Most positions in the military are not in combat roles. I think you are limited 1~2 times in a more dangerous base for the Army unless you volunteer for a combat position. Probably a lot more for the Air Force due to the longer 4 year duty, but most of that is in training. Jesus was a Jew, you could say his teachings were responsible for the Crusades.

[@OZL01]

I was a tour guide during my undergrad and this is hilariously accurate.

[@AZNwannabe06]

BEGONE, FOUL COG OF THE MACHINE!

[@leira99k]

My favorite part is when they show off the girl's only dorms that just happen to be the nicest on campus and tell all the males, "Just stand awkwardly in the lobby- common area."

[@zekeross6542]

Well that's kinda sexist. Also the best dorms are usually the ones that house the international students/the best ones(one with the scholarships) cause they display diversity and superior nature of the school to the visitors

[@leira99k]

@@zekeross6542 It was a joke

[@zekeross6542]

@@leira99k enh i kinda knew that but what I said is true

[@leira99k]

@@zekeross6542 Oof okay boomer

[@joannelee5574]

zeke ross let’s be honest, the best dorms go to the richest ones

[@thatone8432]

I went to a tour once, and it’s scary how accurate this is. Down to the joke about walking backwards. Luckily, we were missing the accepted student

[@DarknessPrevails]

"Welcome to Wage Slavery!"

[@Xiomara_Lanier]

Darkness Prevails Pretty much

[@runningwithscissors1564]

Pretty much.

[@jacobe7094]

Darkness Prevails People using slavery to describe having a job shouldn't. If you really experienced real slavery you wouldn't be throwing around that word just because you failed at life and got stuck in a dead end job.

[@DarknessPrevails]

Hi there :)

[@jacobe7094]

Darkness Prevails Hi.

[@samuelcoughlin9165]

"The pressure of being around strangers makes me not want to push the issue" I have never heard anything more relatable.

[@Isaac-iy7qo]

They went to UCLA, and they didn't even show off the ugliest building on campus...

[@Bighomie39]

Isaac Tuesday which is? I'm looking at either Stanford or Harvard so I dunno.

[@Yegggg]

"hahah lol I like to humble brag on the internet". You probably arent going to either

[@user-qd4he8jz9t]

Guy McPerson u cant just look a 2 schools my dude

[@mackenzierd]

Greg Especially not just those two yeesh

[@aluisious]

@@user-qd4he8jz9t I'm sure he is looking at two schools. There's lots of pictures online.

[@MarkNotWithAC]

Missing: The oh so funny "Don't walk on this somewhat decorative piece of sidewalk/threshold ."If a student does they will not graduate. If a prospective student does they will not get accepted. And, wait for it... If a parent does they will not get financial aid for their child. (polite laughter) . Also missing the famous story about how a student once called public safety for a ride late at night back to their dorm, and would you believe it, they actually got the ride. This was not the same student who called from the blue light safety phone because they saw a deer. True story!

[@SerenityM16]

“My daughter is entitled to nice things” yep one of those

[@learn2draw716]

That was my mom :c People started hating me before they knew me. Didn't help I was shy.

[@benivanphillips]

Quendelton is back!!!!!!!!

[@sgtigerj]

benivanphillips was hoping someone else would have noticed that

[@joettaxoxo]

kamron spencer if you are not joking: it's the university that is the setting in college humor videos that are about college, and if you are well then I look like an idiot. 😅

[@jos_meid]

+kamron spencer Old college humor videos like 'All R.A. Floor' and ''Honest College Ad' featured a fictional university called Quendelton State University.

[@ignacio1171]

Quendelton State University, will always live on...

[@jos_meid]

+SniperG420 _ What do you mean?

[@jamiehess5274]

You could say this is some college humor

[@eoussama]

I see what you did there.

[@alexknospe8055]

Polite laughter

[@Samot0423]

Alex Knospe polite laughter, polite laughter

[@Ava-bd5lk]

Why does this have so many likes lol

[@ag-yk5hm]

Clap clap

[@EvolutionofAviation]

*And in this next room* is all the many students who wasted away the life funds on a lethargic half-hearted university course

[@dapwproductions8630]

Psychedelic hallucinogenic relic of reality Wait You guys pay for college? What kind of cruel world you living in?

[@god1tet]

liberal arts lolol

[@That1AwkwardDude]

Della Apw America 'Merica, land of the hot dogs

[@KellenBluestein]

Where are you from? In america, we pay for our post-high school education, and it sucks. Although, if I do a co-op through my school, I'll not only get work experience, but I'll be getting a salary for my work as well!

[@Rudster14]

Kellen Bluestein which school? My school also does that!

[@sqoitle9675]

Drinking game: take a shot for every comment that has UCLA in it

[@ddanbeatz186]

Vindo Rip

[@kickinitwithkimbo1226]

Best comment i've seen so far lmfaooooo

[@mw3fanatic]

No thanks, I don't want to die.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Including this one?

[@rustinstardust2094]

Aww damn - the YT Comment Thread Drinking Game. I like it.

[@MsBhappy]

As someone who does university campus tours, this is shockingly accurate

[@UnPhayzable]

DeVry gives the best college tours

[@Pierredirects]

DeVry and the University of Phoenix…LMAO

[@thefray123]

Don't forget ITT Tech!

[@PeanOutside]

Sign up for your tour and get a free degree

[@TokuBoyStudios]

UnPhayzable DeVry? You mean EveRy

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

Vincent Marroquin I CANT BREATH XD

[@AZNwannabe06]

No joke about how it costs $15K to live in the new dorm for 9 months and you can't stay there during holidays or school breaks (unless you're on the football/hockey/basketball team)? Missed opportunity.

[@chibiprussia5574]

Mine actually allows you to stay over winter break, but only if you want to cough up $300 and a good ass reason. Oh and you won't even be in your own dorm:D

[@peperoni_pepino]

@@chibiprussia5574 Only $300 for the entire break? That is a steal, actually; much less than normal rent.

[@udru]

"polite laughter"

[@liskers]

*polite laughter*

[@titushickman9230]

Eman Gaming Uncomfortable laughter

[@Alster123456]

"Thank you! I'm gonna throw this in the garbage." I was on the floor

[@msparrabeth]

I came here expecting to laugh about college.. And then I saw my college. and now I’m stress-eating Doritos bc of midterms.

[@notneeded6582]

msparrabeth same

[@SheerSniper7]

It's been what? Five years since their last video involving an actual college?

[@FreshestSoup]

upload times on youtube are really getting out of hand these days.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

2 weeks ago, also an add for Amazon Prime.

[@Wolf-yf3or]

*Polite laughter*

[@drdogface3]

"This is where our statue of Thaddeus Quendelton once stood, prior to being removed."

[@uthum1994]

Is CollegeHumor going back to its roots?

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

The offices are moving from IAC headquarters to Ricky's old dorm room at Wake Forest

[@juandiegoprado]

Damn can't wait until Ricky and Josh are the only people working at CollegeHumor again!

[@DoodleBunnyTV]

@CollegeHumor your fake

[@ravagesoyjoy]

Roots. Kunta Kente. Look up roots debunked. And look up operation fast and furious, dnc paying people to commit acts of terrorism all caught on tape by project veritas...

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

don't advertise other comedy videos on CH's channel, cmon dude

[@Ninjagirl4225]

You forgot “I just...I just knew this school was for me the moment I stepped on campus”

[@tuxedo_productions]

Comment section composition: 50%: UCLA WOOO 45%: I guess thats COLLEGE humour lolololol

[@notcomie1380]

Tuxedo Productions and the rest is dumbasses like you trying to follow this trend

[@swegkilla2015]

Comatosee L no it’s assholes like you complaining about comments

[@peewoops86]

You're missing 5%

[@reigndrops4090]

And the other 5%

[@dezh6345]

And 5% asking you what the last 5% is.

[@hedywang]

Funny how UCLA the #1 public university in the country is being used as the setting for the"#2 best mid-sized liberal arts college in the northeast excluding vermont" lol

[@seafarer_]

aaaaaaaactually, didn't it tie with berkeley on usnwr this year?

[@iamtphil]

啊啊啊 what's that?

[@jordan12118]

Hedy Wang shut up

[@hedywang]

啊啊啊 Well they tied at #1 so both can claim that title. Times Higher Education however ranked UCLA #1 public school in the country above berkeley.

[@hedywang]

Jordan Davis lemme guess are you just another berkeley student/alumnus who's salty because this huge source of their pride/elitism has been taken away?

[@Alpha121198]

So you don't have the one kid who is terrified of the prospect of his impending future and how much his decisions actually mean despite having 18 years of where he was basically along for the ride and constantly thinks about putting a barrel to their head?…

[@allancolorado2080]

Alpha121198 the fact that this hits home so well....

[@katie-st8nx]

@@allancolorado2080 way to plagiarize my life

[@allancolorado2080]

katelyn ast Lol wut

[@blah7983]

Hehe. You stalking me or something?

[@haydenmichelussi6531]

Yeah, but if your lucky you find something you like and run with it.

[@FuzzyPuppet]

By far the BEST College Humor video yet! 😂😋❤

[@UrMom-yk4fg]

You either haven’t watched any other college humor video or your brain dead

[@commandoalpha7531]

OOOOF

[@pizzaboi1008]

It could possibly be both

[@althor2388]

Some one says this on every college humor video

[@HivoltageCS]

Not the channel I’d expect commenting here.

[@SurgStriker]

Skipped all the "I have a scholarship!" "Well, that's great! Even if it's a full ride, you can still expect to pay tens of thousands of dollars in miscellaneous extra fees that it doesn't cover, and you likely will lose the scholarship after a year or two because the requirements for keeping it are unusually strict and specific and we go out of our ways to make sure you can't meet them. But by the time you lose it, you will already be in debt and talk yourself into finishing your degree on your own dime!" Or "We tell you that we have great job placement assistance, but in reality over 80% of those placements are in low wage jobs you could get without even needing a GED so we aren't really assisting you at all" Or in my case (DeVRY) "And here is our state of the art computer lab! As you can see, we have two state of the art computers which are always being used by teacher's aides, and the other 80 PCs in here are 5 years old and already incredibly outdated. But hey, when you see our hardware servicing lab with it's 486 machines that can barely run windows 3.1 you will think these 5 year old PCs are from the future!"

[@dazestybomb]

...Is everything okay Michael?

[@gwenaronimacaroni1136]

I hope you’re ok but I gave up after the I have a scholarship hey at least you’ll learn summerize in THR future

[@sirg-had8821]

That was a very specific set of bones to pick. I hope the degree worked out. If it didn't... Shit sucks, homie.

[@faithg5250]

You're really calling me out on the first one

[@Kehwanna]

My college would keep bumping students out of classes without transferring them to similar classes, which meant those students would no longer be full-time students and would lose their student aid. My school also demanded you pay them for the semester and all the fees immediately, so the students were screwed over even further.

[@HighestCalendar]

As a former college tour guide, this is insanely accurate.

[@elliegoulding6294]

you forgot how they always mention in some way how their school is like hogwarts

[@twilightgeneral777]

My college has a "Quidditch" team that the tour guides always seem to bring up

[@wjzav1971]

The school has a giant three headed dog in the third floor that guards a highly valuable artifact which is sought after by terrorist, a deadly snake in the basement, exposes students to deadly creatures, practices and chemicals in class, accepts abusive or incompetent teachers, is surrounded by a forest full of werewolves and giant spiders, sends eleven-year olds into that forest as punishment, has a janitor who really would love to whip the students and hang them upside down on chains and divides students into different houses based on their believes at age eleven to set them against each other for life?

[@CzarCJZeppelin]

Looks like this was filmed at UCLA.

[@CAAnmoldeepsingh]

what is this!!! a college humor video without the usual outro....why.....why are you doing this.....this is all happening after that goddamned eclipse...isn't it????

[@carlwheezer2766]

Anmol those mints are pretty good tbh

[@TheBlackLantern34]

I know right, why did they get rid of the "HOOGH!" at the end?

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

Barry Diller said they had to

[@dragonsforbreakfast3572]

Please don't go there.

[@1amieosia]

No one wants to take credit for this one?

[@max27955]

2017: Honest College Tour 2020: Honest Virtual College Tour

[@TankerMan3000]

We NEED that...

[@dwightespiri0190]

Yes!

[@sonyphony]

"Pretend to know what im talking about but i dont" That is me working at retail

[@naalcrit5970]

When you're watching a collegehumor video about college at college.

[@AustinThomasFilms]

SAME lol

[@ryannvolner7676]

Same..... I really should get back to work though 😑

[@truejadoon9303]

Please do a honest prom

[@losada4852]

True Jadoon *Underage drinking and actually not losing your virginity intensifies*

[@Aamarubb]

"We're all just waiting for the party afterwards"

[@ButlerJ2]

"I'm either gonna marry you in a couple of years, or never give a shit about you after tonight"

[@j_0anna]

High School Humor

[@crazylady692]

Chelby the Queen So did I lol

[@therealdoge4760]

I've never been to college so is this funny

[@superyeah4ever2]

I dunno you tell me

[@mudokin]

ShockBass I think polite laughter is appropriate for this video, it's the only laughter it could get out of me.

[@RedxSoloxCup]

TheReal Doge I'm still trying to find myself so I relate.

[@anony1984]

TheReal Doge it's entertaining

[@JennyH-yr1hj]

just been to a million university tours and yes this is funny

[@alexandery9436]

What are we doing in this building? “Oh, this is where students like to study so I just thought I lead a noisy group of 3rd graders around to distract everybody”

[@cretannia9790]

"I'm never getting in here. I'm never getting in anywhere" Damn sister same

[@abib.3314]

Wow, collegehumor actually made a video about college

[@nathanjena8749]

bands.and.stuff boom Adam ruinsceverything made a few about college

[@mattpins582]

Now they just need some humor

[@bramheesenarmwrestling]

Owen Wilson?

[@Engineer_Who]

Polite laughter, polite laughter.

[@Badmunky64]

During your tours, make sure to ask if there's anything of interest (pubs, stores, etc) within walking distance of campus. If not, get in your car and drive to the next college because that environment encourages everyone to be raging alcoholics.

[@CharlestonJarman]

The highest-paying state for testicle injuries is, again, Illinois at $73,537; the lowest is Minnesota, which will pay out a maximum of just $3,750 per ball. The national average compensation for losing a testicle on the job is $27,658, though 41 states didn't provide ProPublica with compensation information

[@roronoasam1]

Velma Yes.

[@shane55pwnt]

That's actually interesting. Thank you.

[@jomunoz]

If I ever lose a nut, I hope to be in Illinois.

[@bert1029]

I didn't know I needed to know this, but thank you.

[@noonehere4332]

Velma not if they cant get their budget together

[@tylermac19]

I literally went on a college tour the day after they released this video, and I can confirm that this is scarily accurate

[@quillmaurer6563]

2:43 "And when you do find your car in the parking lot you'll wish you hadn't as it will have $2,327.14 of frivolous parking tickets our overzelous meter maids (who are paid more than our adjunct professors) put on it." The reality: "Here's the beautiful fitness center that costs you $200 per semester in student fees yet still costs $10 to use, only a quarter of you will actually ever use it. Here's a model dorm room that looks like the one at every other university you visited but is way nicer than the one you'll actually be in. Here is our one recently built academic building, but all your classes will be in that ugly one with stairwells too narrow for the capacity of the expanded lecture halls recently "renovated," but it's okay, we bribed the fire chief to approve it. And here's our glamorous new stadium the university spent $100 million to build because this school cares far more about sports than academics, and literally the entire campus will shut down on game days. Academiwhat? Nah, this school isn't about teaching you anything, it's only about sports, research, and taking your money."

[@mrmaniac3]

I love brutalist buildings in colleges

[@leechurchill1965]

Mason Rafferty Yes. They look so delightfully _institutional_

[@pcarebear1]

Yes, they represent how your soul feels during finals week 😰

[@redireland3006]

Hahaha yeah we have a few up here at Penn State

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

All the buildings that aren't brutalist at my college are like 90 years old. And haunted.

[@Cruz474]

One building at my college looks like a freaking prison. Window slits are so skinny.

[@superstarultra28]

1:54 Yeah, that's pretty much me. And I already graduated!

[@shaneyzamora2525]

I still remember my first college tour. It was cold, wet, rainy and windy, I couldn't hear the guide over the wind, my socks were soaked from the puddles and we were graded on what the tour was about. I went to that college.

[@thegreenthunder5416]

When I toured my college, it wasn't an official tour. I was visiting the campus for recruiting and my friend went to the college. At night, she walked with me around the entire campus. No uppity student guide, no crowd I had to keep up with, no boring facts, nothing. Just seeing the buildings and being on campus with no agenda was the experience I needed. I think college tours are popular because it gives students in high school an excuse not to be in class.

[@zeycrone4120]

I love the UCLA campus aka where they shot this

[@treehugger3615]

idk why I read "where they show tits"

[@tiamta]

Too sprawled out with a generic feel making it bland. The pine trees always seemed like an attempt to give the place an exotic feel. Though, truth be told, as a Trojan, I may be biased.

[@elizdabeth]

Filmed at UCLA

[@paradox2097]

As a kid who has gone on over 20 of these. I can say all of this is real...sad but real.

[@zacharyyousha5891]

POLITE LAUGHTER POLITE LAUGHTER

[@veronicageorge3825]

The only thing I remember from my college tour was the song our group leader taught us; it was "Sweet Caroline" with "Sweet Patriot". Another group had their song based on the scooby doo theme, so instead of "What's Up Scooby-Doo?", the song was called "What's Up Swoopy-Doo?".

[@scorpio347]

This is so accurate. Especially the girl who has to mention over and over that she's already been accepted 😂😂😂😂

[@youngcho9311]

So I used to live right in front of the "tour room" aka "mint condition room". Anyway, the thing is many many parents take a an opportunity to peek and even take pictures of our room when clearly someone is in the room! Please don't open or peak into other people's room! or even try to open closed room! It is common for us to leave our doors slightly open for other dormmates to come by and say hi to hang out! We don't mind if you are in the hallway, but if you push the door like a creep and take a picture? We have a problem. Also, we know for sure that the tour guys have warned to not open our doors or peak inside because they know 1/50 parents do this and out of many tour guys are our own dormmates.

[@davidwilds8647]

We had a tour room that nobody actually lived in. After my friend vomited on all his bedding he stole the bedding from the tour room and it was bare for the rest of the year.

[@lawrencepoluchowicz3314]

You forgot: "and this is an on campus Starbucks. We have 4 more in case you're wondering."

[@bluebandit3503]

you forgot the weird parent that asks the same question in a different way like 5 times

[@cayliposch6767]

As a former college tour guide this is painfully accurate. I was crying

[@jacobmtcastle5741]

‘Good luck finding your car in the parking lot.’ UCF student: *sobs profusely*

[@sabus1265]

I don't own a car but I go to ucf

[@CravingOppai]

Well shit, thanks for reminding me how much time I wasted last year. Greato.

[@tguerraew]

One day my children will be accpeted in Quendelton University... After I have them... With the wife I'll eventually have... When somenone loves me back... You know what, I'll adopt some kids

[@ijustdocomments6777]

Was on Bama's campus while the kids were still away on Christmas vacay for the most part, staff were just getting back. The museum was empty so we got in free (still made a donation, seemed wrong not to). As we were leaving, three young men in various states of undress came running through to see the T-rex skull, apparently on some kind of frat task. No one who worked there even noticed. One of them was right down to his boxers. Somehow the guy trying to find himself and needing attention reminded me of this.

[@sadlittletroll1738]

"And this is the science building, it's the ugliest building I've ever seen." Me, a science student: "Omg is that my school? :O"

[@missmayfair2716]

Putting the "College" in "College Humour" , eh?

[@HagenvonEitzen]

So they are now halfway there ...

[@jonathanthethird52]

Hagen von Eitzen shots burnt savagely

[@TheOther-Dude]

"I'm never getting in here, I'm never getting ANYWHERE" Ah, my life motto

[@SatansFire]

Ive watched this video multiple times because as somebody who conducts college tours it amazes me how accurate this is. COLLEGE TOURS IS ALL THE SAME.

[@cymond]

This is great, but I feel like it needs more contrast with the reality of college life. Like, there's always some cool summer event "coincidentally" happening during the tour, when the actual school year is just drudgery through months of cold gray weather.

[@evanyoung2919]

You forgot “if you like the tour my name is _____ but if you didn’t like it my name is _____.”

[@AmTrFilms]

Oh my god, a college humour sketch about college! what is this 2011?

[@adhdmachine4960]

Now its really college humor!

[@brennan-the-python]

I first saw this maybe 4 or 5 years ago. I laughed and thought about how far away college is. Now I'm in my final quarter of being a High School Junior and I'm going on like 10 college tours next week. It's crazy how far I've come. I'll be comparing notes lol.

[@SlayerNinaFriki]

Fun fact. In Spain, sometimes you don't know the name of the college you are going to be or where the building is until after a week of classes is done

[@realDR]

lmao, that's UCLA, it was just ranked #1 public university in the country

[@surelock3221]

Watch the Adam Ruin's Everything episode that covers university rankings

[@merushamukherjee5853]

Pls. Berkeley #1. Go bears.

[@lamota14]

Berkeley is where there are crazy homeless people, hippies, and riots... it's a disgusting place

[@realDR]

cal is trash these days

[@nastynate434]

Is that supposed to mean something?

[@jamesa985]

As you go up in the library each level gets quieter. If you open a bag of chips to loud on the third floor people will give you dirty looks

[@wjzav1971]

Anyone who opens a bag of chips in an area that is supposed to be quiet needs to be drawn and quartered in my opinion.