Scarlett Johansson’s Agent

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It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?
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CAST:
Matthew McCarthy
Ashley Nash
CREW:
Director - Veronica Rodriguez
Writer - Lily Du
Producer - Caron Clancey
Production Coordinator - David Bashford
Director of Photography - Ryan Thomas
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Denise R. Valentine
Sound Mixer - Mike Robertson of BoTown Sound
Editor - Nick Rood

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[@justm6712]

HA only 56 likes, and it's a pinned Comment, and.... It's been a week........ Shit that's sad

[@Rainos62]

it feels like your recycling the best of college humor this was actually really funny also dropout is worthless

[@tyranomu]

The very NAME Scarlett Johansson’s would have attracted thousands or even millions to the cinema and get then in contact with the struggle of the transgender people in our society. Now, probably a someone much less notable will take the job and drag much lessa attention to this issue.

[@rickyfrankum3875]

Can you please do one of these for president trump

[@bentv6923]

No one likes dropout

[@sdsdfdu4437]

Fun fact: the guy in this skit was played by Scarlett Johansson

[@jawwer12]

Nah, it was actually convincing here.

[@seaneggers4450]

And it stars Nicolas Cage

[@spudd5832]

*_wHeEeZe._*

[@TrueREAL]

i could belive that

[@nexusthefireyspirit7877]

Somehow her least offensive role

[@hateraidfree9392]

I can’t believe Scarlet Johansson acted every single person in this video

[@Trollingunicorn3]

so brave

[@FamouslyFused]

Including Lily and the Dimension 20 promo

[@justanotherbench]

Loved her as post-it note 6 Really compelling

[@Rougarou99]

I disagree. I kinda that she was bland in that role. But her part as the World’s Greatest Manager mug...Oscar worthy!

[@justanotherbench]

Rougarou you have no taste whatsoever, the manager’s mug? Really??? You buffoon, clearly post-it 6 is an Oscar worthy performance I believe the performance of the mug is cheap; as if the company forced her to act a certain way whereas the performance as post-it note 6 was revolutionary in today’s society. Honestly, some people don’t have any taste.

[@realgamergirl4638]

The only reason Scarlett Johansson agreed to be Black Widow was because she thought she'd be playing the first African American superhero in the MCU.

[@SunGawdRa]

Wait, she wasn't??

[@tuvyamaeir4684]

Well...she did debut in the same film as War Machine.

[@zhin13]

😂😂😂

[@glynndavies2904]

Well yeah......... but blade

[@realgamergirl4638]

@@glynndavies2904 Blade hadn't been part of the MCU yet. Don't try to outgewk me. This my domain and you are nothing but a mere tourist with pretense of further knowledge and understanding of something they know nothing about!

[@charleemi]

Scarlett: *"I want to age backwards into a black baby."* Me: *Ah yes, Michael Jackson as Benjamin Button*

[@sllk2914]

How on earth this comment doesn't have any replies? Genius comment

[@peeyushsarma9856]

Its brilliant 😆

[@TheMeta141]

little Thriller outfit

[@sylph8005]

@@TheMeta141 Awwwwww

[@jeremylloydgamboa5425]

Exactly what i thought

[@idontknow164]

Next video: JK Rowling's Social Media Manager Update: College Humor, take the idea for free.

[@BC-qh5cb]

Oh you don’t even know!

[@Demiglitch]

*pulls shirt collar*

[@pedromorais6826]

PLEASE

[@ltariku]

YESSSS!!!

[@Waltbe09]

It would just be a video of a someone with a gun in his mouth

[@KitsunoIRL]

*"I want to age backwards into a black baby"* Strangest words I've heard a human being say

[@Banydian]

MJ life

[@BrieoRobino]

I kind of want to watch it tho.

[@redmiracle5580]

Reverse Michael Jackson syndrome

[@CaliburXL99]

PlagueDctr Knowing Hollyweird they’d make it.

[@kdvr766]

Have you not heard of a religion revolving around an almighty spaghetti ?

[@hhhhzk]

I can't describe how happy I am to see this series back

[@laurenconrad1799]

KeepCalmAndCallejon me too

[@softlightlaboratory]

When it

[@anomalocaris2593]

But not happy with this one. Writing was good, but subject not as obvious as other ones

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

No one can take the cake from chris brown's take on this series. Fucking awful. And by awful I mean funny as fwuack. Just that chris brown was an awful human being in that bit.

[@JayKayEllEmm]

KeepCalmAndCallejon 484th like.

[@KatlyHong]

Kudos to the prop department for those magazines.

[@MOBROOKS]

For real.

[@jessk.1883]

I saw a Stressigans ad 😂

[@introxgrunt]

Marvel: “Looking for BLACK AND TRANS women to play a hero.” *SCARLETT JOHANSSON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@SteveSmith-ei5yy]

Ethan Winograd phuck you

[@jeffbrehove2614]

Laverne Cox: Am I a joke to you? ScarJo: Of course not. You're just not an act-teur.

[@ianking8392]

Jeff Brehove 😂😂😂

[@Silverwind87]

Marvel: Say, let's introduce Miles Morales into the MCU. We need more black heroes and more young heroes. Scar Jo: Now this looks like a job for me.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

Marvel: Looking for a new Director Fury Scar Jo: I'm In as long as he is a Furry

[@osamaexking]

[Scarlett Johansson]; It's important that we tell stories about underrepresented groups [Her agent]; Yeah [Scarlett Johansson]; It's also important that these groups are played by me [Her Agent]; Chokes on drink

[@billyweed835]

That really does sum up the issue, doesn't it?

[@ravenfrancis1476]

SharpScope Yeah, and that view is wrong, as her argument is taken to its logical conclusion in this very video

[@MeanBeanComedy]

@SharpScope I buy it.

[@ravenfrancis1476]

SharpScope Yeah, really

[@ravenfrancis1476]

SharpScope No, the logical conclusion is that some roles are off limits to certain people, and that “anyone can be anything” attitude is taken to its extremes by this video. This is directly the kind of stuff that philosophy leads to

[@norefunds4731]

_"It's important we tell stories about under-represented groups. And that those groups be played by me."_ *Next up. Scarlett Johansson is...* A Stapler.

[@randomgirl7997]

The stapler had its moment in office space... Staplers need to step aside and let other office equipment shine.

[@Zeldalink15]

randomgirl7 Yes I agree. We should give more life to the story of fax stationary and their ability to predict the future.

[@DemmyDarkness]

I was reading this at the same time it was happening lol

[@TiagoMorbusSa]

But only if the stapler is black.

[@ѕєиє-щ8д]

I'm half staple remover and you people make me sick. STAPLE GENOCIDE 4EVER!

[@jennydelacruz3663]

3:38 "MALALA LAND" wow the magazine covers are so good in and of themselves

[@Ichsukatanuka]

Hahahahha

[@mariaah3073]

The Nope-rah one is my favorite

[@chaoticcranium]

Scar Jo plays the controversial role of Chris Brown violently punching Nic Cage's cat, while also simultaneously playing Nic Cage rehearsing for his upcoming role as a heroic Nazi who only speaks in adverbs, and also simultaneously playing the cat. Oscar, please.

[@MrGksarathy]

You mean Superman's Cat.

[@NJGuy1973]

With a soundtrack by Kanye, made up entirely from his tweets set to an drum machine.

[@TheTransitmtl]

All the while tweeting stuff like 'I love Woody Allen for his life's choices'.

[@DRNT940]

Yes

[@theocruz4544]

She will play Chris AND Rhianna, in the movie "Chris and Rhianna".

[@rayo1366]

"You play a German spy who aids the Allies during WW2" Wait, didn't that happen in JoJo Rabbit?

[@alecLogan]

Up to a point, yes.

[@Yolkster828]

No not really

[@TheClubOrtiz]

Kinda. But it’s funny how close they got it

[@jackzimmy8461]

If one person looked up JoJo Rabbit and watched it because of you, you’ve done a great thing

[@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411]

sort of not really knid of

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

We need more sketches with Matthew. The agent series is (in my opinion) part of the Golden times of College Humor and I am glad Lilly got to write a sketch for this.

[@BlueStylus]

i thought the mug said worlds gayest manager for a good minute lmao

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

Wait it didn't?

[@bibletwink666]

@@allyourpcarebelongtous8744 no it says world's okayest

[@plasticbutler]

Well he can still be gayest while being the okayest manager.

[@NeosPokemon]

same

[@JayKayEllEmm]

BlueStylus 347th like

[@TheOGClassicMan]

That agent has the hardest job in Hollywood...I see why there are so many that do drugs...

[@shadowangel15k]

He really needs new clients. I'm surprised he's still sane

[@randocalrissian1980]

He had what seemed like six long years with his sanity in tacked, Scarlett is a mix bag, some good movies and some very questionable ones. At least he is not Nick Cages agent anymore. The Cage broke him.

[@luminatron]

"STUDIO SAYS 'HEIL NO'" Heilarious.

[@TheJrbdog]

Heilarious

[@MOBROOKS]

Ha ha heil hahahah ha

[@truffer1145]

“Plays a German Spy who helps the allies” Hmmm.... sounds familiar to Jojo Rabbit

[@JVJ_2000]

Inglorious basterds

[@Striker775]

At least she played Jojo's father, and that was beautiful. She even slapped a disabled gay man, and kicked him in the balls. Bold moves from Scarjo.

[@rickardkaufman3988]

@@Striker775 Not father, mother and she did slap a disable closeted Nazi because he was mean to her pureblood blue-eyed blonde-haired cisgender straight white Aryan son in a movie directed by a Polynesian Jew from New Zealand with ancestry from Russia and Ireland through his mother and Maori ancestry through his father who plays a little known German named Adolf Hitler in the movie.

[@JachAnen]

@@rickardkaufman3988 There's a scene in the movie where her mother character acts like she's his father

[@ThomasBlueWorkshop]

Scar-Jo-jo rabbit :)

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

I know the perfect role! Scarlett Johansen as Rachel Dolezal.

[@NJGuy1973]

She'll be the girl pretending to be the girl disguised as another girl.

[@jeffbrehove2614]

That's a little too on the nose

[@thepikachu176]

Scarlett Johansson as Oprah: You get a soul stone! And you get a soul stone! EVERYONE GETS A SOUL STONE! Jumps off cliff*

[@moviekingpin007]

still too soon dude....lolz

[@vig5678]

underrated comment. GO UP!

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

Now when I see that scene all I can think of is Natasha shouting "I can be a tree!" as she plummets to her doom.

[@thepikachu176]

@@cowsharkdefin6376 scarlett Johansson as a tree: I AM GROOT

[@thepikachu176]

@@moviekingpin007 I am inevitable

[@TheTrueTerrydactyl]

1:28 "It's important we tell stories about underrepresented groups. " "A N D T H A T T H O S E G R O U P S B E P L A Y E D B Y M E."

[@finnj.harrison6139]

It’s always a good day when Matt McCarthy shows up.

[@kaustubhdixit8184]

Damn you must be so smart cause you know his name. Seriously, you deserve a medal

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Mr S

[@jjmanzano9]

Harvey Dent...

[@KeeganIdler]

I just love that they actually got Scarlett Johansen to give a plug for Dropout at the end of this video. Her range is amazing. Quite the actor.

[@theaviator1152]

*Up next* Scar Jo: Okay, hear me out. You know Endgame? I'm going to play Thanos. Without CGI.

[@ShowTheOreo]

I feel bad for this agent he has so many frustrating clients...

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

Don't feel bad. He still makes insane money.

[@Greendalewitch]

@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy But at what cost? Insanity?

[@LiberalSquared]

I love these agent videos! They're some of my favorites!

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Evon Goodman 107th like

[@fandomfancy2450]

Horizons?

[@LiberalSquared]

@@fandomfancy2450 Yes! My favorite ride of all time!

[@aandwdabest]

The Nic Cage and Kanye Episodes are hilarious holy shit.

[@SurpriseFox]

Slowly age backwards into black? I'd watch the Michael Jackson movie. XD

[@getschwifty5537]

I'd watch a Michael Jackson/Benjamin Button movie.

[@andrewpitts955]

@@getschwifty5537 Female Michael Jackson/Benjamin Button movie... who is disabled... with down syndrome...

[@Bodyknock]

Aging Blackwards is tight!

[@joshuakusuma5953]

@@Bodyknock It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Michael's father is very gifted in how he beats his kids.

[@rw_2231]

Wow, this aged beautifully.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

It may not have been as long as you think.

[@Toasty667]

@@CaptainDoomsday That's what she said!

[@bensmith5581]

Why

[@Crossbones6732]

Honestly this guy had it easy compared to the agents of Kanye, Chris, and Nick.

[@trishapandey8569]

Okay, Who did that Scarlet voice? THAT was AMAZING!

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Jason Bryant not really.

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Jason Bryant That’s just Scarjo’s alias. She played herself, as she said she would.

[@dasiypotterhead3217]

LeeroyGreen did you watch the video?

[@JayKayEllEmm]

LeeroyGreen If you have to ask, the answer is yes.

[@CallMeXRVEN]

She made a great impression of Scarlett’s performance as the AI girlfriend in Her.

[@Jack-cz5su]

I actually saw a college humor video the day it was uploaded, not 4 years afterwards

[@skwyd3341]

So what, you wanna f*ckin cookie and an award with “hero” written on it

[@anchorman0078]

Haha seeing this first time 4 years later

[@mathewcapone5661]

That’s stupid *_I’m black the whole time_*

[@MOBROOKS]

That part. Hahaha

[@HABO2210]

Only RDJ can pull this off

[@ParaPsychic]

That's something that dunkey would say.

[@fabulousfries790]

I want a Marilyn Monroe movie starring Scarlett Johansson

[@onetruth37]

Yeah, I think she'd be okay in the role

[@TheErnieforss]

Filmed by her best friend Wes Anderson

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

We got something kinda close to that once (but not really), she played Janet Leigh in the movie Hitchock

[@ravenfrancis1476]

Rachel Serrano Well, Yeah, the joke of that segment wasn’t who she was playing it was the fact it was directed by Woody Allen, known pedophile and sex offender

[@jaynight15]

YES

[@yokowasis]

Now we know the reason why she is fine playing Black Widow

[@khalilcoates3350]

I love this character/actor. The magazines are always my favorite part and I love you gave him a mug that says "Worlds Okayest Manager

[@tpotato4694]

Who remembers CHRIS BROWN'S publicist?

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

"I got into a scuffle with 2pac!" "...He's alive?" "Nah, man, I dug him up!"

[@zara2717]

The magazine says, “Scarlet leafs us speechless, says she can play tree.” lmfaoo

[@_Crush__]

"we must be the dark mirrors of society" god that's fucking pretenious so like how a real celebrity sounds

[@jackdayhovakimian]

"I wanna be a black elm." "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?" LOL Man, I love this series.

[@zaphyyy]

"I am an AC-TOR" instantly reminded me of Bretman lol

[@Dribbleondo]

_This guy should just...not be an agent at this point_

[@michaelstrong5383]

The fact that he even remains an agent after all the movie flops and celebrity controversies happened is astonishing.

[@silverblade357]

@@michaelstrong5383 Nah, bro. Think about the trainwrecks he has worked with and realize that he is the one that kept getting them work.

[@Kasarii]

@@silverblade357 Good point. Whatever contacts this guy has dirt on, it's dirt that pays.

[@Cheesymuff97]

2:14 I thought she was going to say "like Michael Jackson"

[@geekprotagonist1139]

"It's important that we tell stories about under represented groups and those groups I played by me." that killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jvraghavaramasharma120]

3:21 "what does that even MEAN!?!?!" 🤣 i died...

[@pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217]

IDEA. Get the actual actor in the next video in this series. Have the last scene be this. "So, some entertainment company called college jokes or something wants you to be in one of their skits. Well, essentially it would just be a collection and exaggeration of every bad choice you've ever made in your career. We probably don't want to do this, it would be pretty bad for your reputation if we-" "I'll do it."

[@IABITVpresents]

for Nicolas Cage

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Commissioner Gordon! Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?

[@HABO2210]

❤️❤️❤️

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

I have been longing for another one of these for so long. 🤣

[@rubyharris6119]

I thought your comment said lounging for a second there lol

[@jier9904]

"age backwards into a black baby" she could just play Michael Jackson... too soon?

[@autinjones7194]

More like too late...

[@autinjones7194]

@Jay Morales woops. I think I replied to the wrong comment.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Jay Morales, you’re right that SJW’s are nonsensical because they’re against Black Face only whenever it comes to somebody being a different political position than they are because Justin Trudeau did Black Face, and they didn’t even call him out on it.

[@sefp]

Light Yagami they did call him out for it but intent and context matters.

[@ryangallagher9723]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr If you use the term "SJW" unironically, your opinion immediately loses all credibility.

[@seakelp3508]

This clip was dropped in 2019. I'm typing this in 2020. I just want you to know that Scar Jo's choices get much better.

[@sadfsdfasdasd4773]

I liked ghost in the shell with her, she was the natural choice to secure box office, and she played so many action scifi movies I could not stop naming them

[@CeraCullen]

Yes he’s back!! I love this guy!

[@buyeth2047]

No jeggings!

[@praddzzz]

Nicolas Cages agent.

[@little_lion_heart9850]

my dumbass brain read that as "Yes he's black!! I love this guy!" I thought you were making a joke about the skit.

[@CeraCullen]

@@little_lion_heart9850 I'm afraid i am not that funny. But you on the other hand made me laugh :)

[@little_lion_heart9850]

@@CeraCullen we'll call it team work. :)

[@thefairybug40]

Agent: A person can't play a tree. Vin Diesel: I am Groot.

[@bikechainimmortalis6923]

Agent: "A person can't play a tree" Agent: *later offers her the role of Groot*

[@goth9ever]

Agent: Marvel called, they want you to be the voice of groot Scarlet: So i'm not black widow anymore? Agent: Trust me, no one will miss her and your character will finally be capable

[@kamikaze4172]

For a minute, I thought Lily was playing Scarlett Johansson to make the best parody of someone playing a different group of people

[@defender2222]

@4:19 wow, I can't believe they got Scar Jo to appear at the end of this video!

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

This is one of CH's best series. Matt McCarthy's hilarious. They should bring back Pete Holmes as a guest, too.

[@Aurelio4491]

Badman is some of Pete Holmes' best work.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

@@Aurelio4491 Indeed it is.

[@christianschoff2490]

Is he related to Melissa?

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

@@christianschoff2490 Not as far as I'm aware.

[@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547]

"disabled Latina German" I'm German and I'm not even sure that exists

[@rickardkaufman3988]

Well, that's possible if she had Spanish Parents and her character was disabled by the Nazi aided attack on Guernica.

[@dk14929]

They don't exist because Latina Germans are invincible and impervious to every kind of damage

[@micahphilson]

*OH MY GOD YES!* Please bring this series back with Matt McCarthy, or even just another episode or two, it's always been one of the best highlights of CH's history! This video was just as good, too!

[@erictan5126]

I like it how the agent's outfit gets worse through the scene as he goes deeper and deeper into despair.

[@bottlenose.dolphin]

lmao this aged perfectly

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

This guy does frustrated so well. 🤣

[@SampatK164]

"World's okayest manager" I can't even. 😂

[@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien]

It seems we are going back to the old days of CollegeHumor, where none of the cast members appear in videos.

[@runeramdas]

Whoever's making those magazine covers is the unsung hero of this bit

[@jacobkhu-oldacc.4491]

Looks like her agent finally talked some sense into her into taking that award-winning role in Marriage Story XD

[@nonamefound9296]

Or he tricked her into thinking that she was playing an asian african mom😂

[@theletterm5425]

Matt McCarthy is honestly the best CH cast member and he‘s not even a regular. Always love to see that guy!

[@Robin-be1zm]

I'm with Scarjo here, young kids play trees in schoolplays all the time, so why would it be different in big movies? It's called "ACTING!"

[@yosish]

Am I wooshing here or are you seriously saying that

[@ryantheanimator1156]

@@yosish What's wrong with what Robin said? Vin Diesel played a Giant Robot and a fucking Alien Tree, (RIP) Robin William played a Blue Genie and an old lady, so I don't see the problem with Scar Jo's statement, unless you are one of those snowflake bitches who cry for "diversity and inclusiveness" BS all the time.

[@ntt996]

@@ryantheanimator1156 Jeez... don't be so triggered

[@Silverfirefly1]

There's nothing wrong with acting, it's just a joke.

[@BE-fw1lr]

those kids play trees cause they suck too much for any other role

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Nevermind "ScarJo"...it's this guy who's awesome. I can never get enough of seeing him frustrated. Just show me this guy encountering ANY stressful problem, and I'll watch all day.

[@dargaronsoftsong3193]

Imagine a skit where Frustrated Agent and Google Guy are on lunch break and decide to swap jobs for a day to see whose is harder.

[@AsiefD]

"also I want to play Malala" 😂😂 you know this happened in real life 😭

[@manf1sh995]

1:15 so basically Jojo Rabbit

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

"I wanna play a black elm" loved this

[@lilyparker6611]

Love how he's just slowly breaking.

[@henshinplex]

Motoko's shell is non race specific if you did research you'd know that

[@TitusAzzurro]

true, but motoko wouldn't be black or latina tho.

[@henshinplex]

@@TitusAzzurro Selena gomez says different

[@brandonsimoncini]

Nic Cage video: *actually Nic Cage* ScarJo video: *pulled person off the street to voice*

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

wait what.

[@orchestra99]

Lilly is just popping off with these sketches. eveything shes written since coming to ch has been great

[@buckduckit]

Yay, it's back.

[@themajormagers]

Fun fact: The Major in GitS is not supposed to be an 'Asian woman', she is a robot that happens to have a human mind implanted in it. she body swaps and the bodies that she uses have a range of appearances. The mind came from a premature baby taken from her dead mothers womb incapable of sustaining life on its own. As an experiment they uploaded the baby into a robot and raised it giving it progressively bigger bodies. It is fine that Scarlett played the Major if you are just talking about physical appearance. I really should get around to seeing the movie some time.

[@elmomertens]

Chris Grace is that you?!

[@dumpy_frog]

Chris Grace as Scarlett Johannson’s Agent

[@jahajavisstokej]

The actor playing the agent is PHENOMENAL at being angry

[@CrazyBunny123]

4:19 I can’t believe they actually got Scarlett Johansson here

[@epicsamurai5]

Love this dude, he’s been through too much.

[@silverblade357]

Hmmm. I dunno, bruh. He has had Nick Cage, Chris Brown, Scar Jo and Kanye West as clients. He is probably well compensated for his suffering.

[@NirSharma1]

I was expecting him to change careers by now

[@tortex1]

@@NirSharma1 Well, he has dabbled in sports team management, got some jail time out of that. He also tried a gig as a school teacher, didn't work out too well either. He seems to have found his niche though. And grey hairs, after he rips it off in frustration. Or horror.

[@JamoboBorg]

MaLaLa Land... wow you guys are just hiding away primo material here, we need to send it to ScarJo right away!!!

[@bosgotnojams]

"What do you mean?"

[@gabrielvega9194]

I always think people get the character from ghost in the shell wrong, she didnt played an asian woman, she played a cyborg who original was an asian woman but get it concious transfered into an android body

[@mightyone3737]

Also, they lampshade many Asian stereotypes (including physical appearance ffs) by having the 'americans' be stereotypical Asians. The characters aren't depicted as Asian, and other characters are depicted that way. It doesn't really make sense, but I feel like the anime was actively mocking this exact scenario. The cyborg body may or may not have been Asian presenting, and making a big deal about it very strongly suggested that everyone complaining hadn't interacted in any with the IP.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Except a lot of people who companies did see it and felt like that excuse was fairly weak.

[@baigpigpig]

@@mightyone3737 i love how you ignore all the actual asians commenting on it

[@sirgentlebread7302]

@@baigpigpig I like how you're speaking for actual Asian people white boy

[@baigpigpig]

@@sirgentlebread7302 uhh was i?

[@22ninja1]

It's funny that this video came before Jojo Rabbit and A Marriage Story was released.

[@juanjoserodriguezvera2405]

Fun thing is japanese people did not mind about scar jo being mira killian. As a matter of fact they were surprised that in the west it was controversy.

[@tayespo4295]

THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE BROOO

[@siddharthkhirwar2351]

What do you mean?

[@zaraorte8224]

@@siddharthkhirwar2351 BLACK WIDOW

[@asherujudo7383]

Those magazine covers, though... "Overworked? Overeat! Stressagains..." What? 🤔😂🤔🤣🤔😂🤔🤣🤔

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

it's a reference to a video they made about a fictional stress eating restaurant called Stressagains

[@oliverlarosa8046]

Love the use of magazine covers Good storytelling

[@bee-zeesoul1018]

I can’t believe they brought back the og

[@wildwesley9328]

Lol. I like Scar Jo but this is so true!

[@emmettturner9452]

@Nat20 Damage Right. They bought the clueless media lie about Ghost in the Shell. In GitS manga, cinema, software, and anime, Major Kusanagi has always been white... or, rather, her "shell" has been while her "ghost" is Japanese. Kusanagi's shell is Caucasian and, thus, the actor would need to be Caucasian to preserve that aspect of the character. The entire point was to show a disconnect between her mental and physical self.

[@wildwesley9328]

Nat20 Damage and Emmet Turner I was actually talking about the trans role she tried to play and the horrible response she and her manager put out to try and justify it. I know she was picked for that role by the director, so it wasn’t completely her fault but 1) for the director to chose her to play a husky trans man makes no sense and 2) just because other cis people played trans roles in the past doesn’t mean that it was ever ok, but especially since she looks nothing like the real life person the movie was based on. If they wanted name recognition they could have easily cast her in a supporting role more suited for her to play and given a trans actor the chance to make a name for themselves. I couldn’t care less about ghost in the shell since I haven’t seen the anime or the movie.

[@GeneralTaco155555a]

@@emmettturner9452 exactly. Even just compare the faces of the characters in the anime, because most of the characters look distinctly Asian compared to Major. Also, the trans person role it doesn't even makes sense for a trans person to actually play. If you want to show someone transitioning, you don't hire an already transitioned person and "de-transition" them or something. PLUS, if you believe that trans men are actually men, then isn't it kinda shitty to say "actually, no, trans men are oppressed and underrepresented women and SJ is taking a job from them"? And to top it all off, without Scarlett Johansson's star power behind it, that project flopped anyway, so the only thing all the hate towards her did was decrease the amount of LGBT media in the world.

[@emmettturner9452]

@@wildwesley9328 Gotcha. I gotta ask tho': What if she came out and said she was gender-fluid and transitioned into a trans-man for the role before transitioning back? Would you support her then? ;)

[@ryantheanimator1156]

Emmett Turner sounds like they should have casted Batwahman Ruby Rose to play a trans man, lol. Then again, I highly doubt anyone would go watch that turd of a movie in theater except the LGBTQWERUIOPLM+ community.

[@enclavesoldier8893]

CollegeHumor: anything Me: *YES*

[@christophertadeo6120]

I want to b a black elm... And b called malala...

[@MrKylej7110]

The Nicolas Cage one was hysterical. And honestly, I love Scarjo that much I don’t care what she plays

[@PeterMasalski93]

This guy is a good agent, he got Nicolas Cage's career back on track.

[@NJGuy1973]

I'll never forget watching the double feature of Puke Bus and Swastikly.

[@leeks1408]

I love how the agent’s wardrobe and hygiene is deteriorating over the course of the video

[@chefcc90]

He's back!!!!

[@babyvision6924]

Fun fact: Scarlet Johanson played every single role in Black Panther

[@alexaliennerd3990]

There is only one person to play the character of her agent - Scarlett Johansson.