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[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

"Give me some non-violent news, Chris!" "..." "Give me some news, Chris." The complete resignation in his voice in that moment makes that part of the skit the best.

[@Reesej0520]

“I slashed up Seal’s face again”

[@NexusKin]

"Has any of this affected my record sales?" "No, oddly enough it hasn't." That's the core of the problem right there.

[@sergeante4472]

Facts………

[@Laneous14]

Nearly every single woman so offended by what Trump said have gladly supported actual woman beater Chris Brown for a decade. Fucking hypocrites.

[@sugarqbs]

odd to think that you could’ve gotten away with this 10 years ago, things feel a bit different now

[@prw56]

@@sugarqbs Not really, his primary audience didn't care then and I don't think they care anymore now, not about him being a violent asshole anyway.

[@prometheustv6558]

He’s not even good at music

[@theicarusproject4513]

"How did you run over a whole band?" "It was hard! Some of them was on the sidewalk"

[@chrisbyerly]

To be fair, he asked how and not why.

[@danshylboodhoo2455]

No, "how" was the correct word here. "Why" would imply he wanted to know the reason behind his behavior. He meant "how" as in "how could you, morally?", so "how" is still correct.

[@stevengillooly4549]

😂😂😂

[@Chraan]

+Danshyl Boodhoo English is weird.

[@AmazingAutist]

@@Chraan not any more than any other language. Don't get me started on Japanese. Seriously don't. They have three alphabets.

[@isleschild]

"Has any of this affected my record sales?" "... No. Oddly enough, it hasn't."

[@mightyfaggot7412]

omg you watched the same video? wuuuut

[@isleschild]

MightyFaggot actually, i didn't. why, was that line in there?

[@roberthall851]

Annoyedbythisreminder LOOOOOOL somebody just got fucked up!

[@mightyfaggot7412]

Annoyedbythisreminder unfortunately, yes.

[@ChoKeWanKa]

Thanks man!!! :D

[@alja343]

"It was hard man, some of those fuckers were on the fucking sidewalk!" oh my god hahahah

[@JaimeEskobar]

They always be singing about moves like jagger and shit, sing about my moves maroon 5 xD loool

[@kerim63000]

Have the 800 buddy

[@trentonsmith7580]

Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna do a couple of morning talk shows. You're gonna apologize and you're gonna sing some Maroon 5 and you're gonna cry when you sing them!

[@POlSED]

@@trentonsmith7580 and no more vehicular assault, and no punching.

[@indifference1015]

​@@POlSED I punched Eminem

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

Christ Brown: "I murdered Sisqo." Publicist: "Ohhhhhh, maybe no one will notice." Tabloid: "Chris Brown Kills Unknown Guy"

[@talhazahere3587]

YOOO!!! I love Christ Brown. Specifically when he died for our sins.

[@anthonykerr3509]

I actually thought they meant Cisco from the Flash for a minute there, but we would all notice if he left.

[@lanceknuth5300]

I would have cared if they were talking about Avery Brooks.

[@NoOther1]

@@anthonykerr3509 This comment is especially ironic in a world where he (the musician, not the Flash guy) appeared as a guest star on the Legends of Tomorrow finale.

[@anthonykerr3509]

NoOther1 I stopped watching. I just couldn’t with any of them anymore.

[@SorakuFett]

"I got into a scuffle with 2Pac." "... He's alive?!" "No, I dug him up!"

[@militarybull8629]

SorakuFett The Cringe!! he got cremated :'(

[@germanvisitor2]

magnus ellefsrud Then who is the guy he dug up?

[@militarybull8629]

germanvisitor2 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

[@artpauley2116]

magnus ellefsrud Shakur's body was cremated the next day and some of his ashes were later mixed with marijuana and smoked by members of the Outlawz.[133] However, E.D.I. Mean claimed in an interview in 2014 that despite believing that the ashes were those of Shakur at the time, he later found that the ashes did not in fact belong to Shakur.

[@Under_Growth]

SorakuFett Fun fact. 2pac was cremated and his ashes were smoked by his homies

[@percy616]

It's good to know he didn't kill himself after 'Tasteless Asshole' was released.

[@ninjawraith17]

Tasteless Asshole is also a great description for Chris Brown.

[@ninjawraith17]

True

[@skyler114]

ninjawraith17 I think it's the only description that captures him fully

[@luke666808g]

Ethan Pullen If I have to taste an asshole I'd prefer it to be a tasteless one.

[@lyricbot8513]

luke666808g true

[@thomasf915]

the way he says "I broke haileys nose with a cat" with this simultanious tone of pride and wonder gets me every time lmfao

[@joeouellette7950]

Chris Brown has been sued for assault again. It’s been 11 years and Chris Brown can’t be stopped

[@TheSalamanderMenace4]

Beatin' four fans at a concert!

[@terifaustino3714]

More please! How about 1. Lindsay Lohans parole officer 2. Mel Gibson's Anger therapist

[@dancingnyanblue9406]

Lol

[@gnbman]

Teri Faustino 4. Jaden Smith's private tutor 5. the cinematographer and/or editor of "The Room" 6. Justin Beiber's mom

[@johnnymcjohn7517]

Teri Faustino too bad this actor left college humour :/

[@gnbman]

Johnny McJohn That sucks.

[@hankolijo]

***** 5. Would be good, because the cinematography was actually pretty damn good in that movie. Like the famous 'I did nawt het her, I did nawt' scene. The moment he goes 'OhaiMark', the camera immediately stops moving.

[@jaborsey_joseph]

I like the fact he called his publicist every time he committed these

[@MandenTV]

"Okay you know what Chris? Maroon 5's one thing, people love cats." I laughed so hard I started choking.

[@NikoChevalier]

Slim Kitty/ Slim chance of Survival. Thats the part that got me.

[@TheAllomen]

I saw this comment the very same instant he started saying it lol

[@wt1664]

are you sure it wasnt Chris choking you

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Throw communists out of helicopters you started choking like usher and willow

[@fartmcfart7524]

"Ya know what Chris,Maroon 5 is one thing but people love cats"

[@zumis1011]

HA! Maroon 5 is so god awful

[@whogivesatoot7032]

Eddie Parada They ruined my name. I have to hear Moves like Jagger every day.

[@darkwolf988ify]

Eddie Parada LIAR!

[@darkwolf988ify]

Eddie Parada LIAR!

[@zumis1011]

Malcolm Ali II Truther, they're music is the lowest quality cheese out there, there in the same league as Nickelback and Lil Wayne.

[@UnPhayzable]

I love how the newspaper on the wall keeps changing after each incident

[@andrewisnotdead]

Whoever came up with the titles deserve an award

[@notAshildr]

@Jeremy Jolivet slim chance of survival.

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

I thought Nic Cages agent was the first one lol. Mind blown

[@shawnjohn5756]

UnPhayzable this actually happens for all the 'agent/manager' videos where after every event,the thing will change

[@DmDrae]

Came looking for this

[@cyanmanta]

"Nah, I hit Maroon 5. All of them." So... you hit Adam Levine.

[@jacobsweat1520]

man, i don't know how they could see that as a bad thing

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

And nothing of value was lost.

[@razofdead]

How you hit all band??? Was hard man, some of them run sidewalk

[@Z_Viper08]

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN

[@abhyudaykrishna9714]

he's adding info to that statement, duh

[@forman208]

This dude was bar none the funniest one on college humor

[@Avatarodin]

This is true

[@StoneEdge555]

Josh Ruben is the best actor in my opinion.

[@smartgaming6842]

forman208 This guy is the GOAT

[@aubreyjohnson6473]

Im sure dude appreciates the massive exposure. Great shout-out.

[@floofusdoofus]

And thus Brennan rose from the shadows to take the title.

[@TheCaoth]

For anyone who like me wondered who this magnificent actor is: his name is Matt McCarthy.

[@Chraan]

Actually someone asked on 9gag today who he is, I will tell him.

[@RealCoolCowboy]

"I power bombed Bruno Mars" I wonder how that happened.

[@screamingcarrot9520]

Bruno wanted to catch a grenade for him.

[@pantherjk9746]

+Not Under Age I Swear I love you

[@Merdicano]

@@screamingcarrot9520 Haha, definitely got that reference!

[@lmhbrian]

OK Chris Brown just punched Usher’s nose. Collegehumor you crystal ball!

[@jeffallen55]

He just gave Usher a bloody nose. Chris Brown has just discovered this video and is using it as his to-do list. Get Seal to a safe place immediately!

[@TheNadroj10]

Came back to see this video was always be relevant

[@Sonichero151]

Better yet, call up the Teamsters and have them visit his house to deliver a "message"

[@oscarmarek7746]

Can’t wait to see what happens to Adam Levine

[@mmelloe]

The magazines in the back/in his hand are amazing "Ushered to hell" hahaha

[@HarryPotter812970]

James Lam did you notice the picture of him and Nick Cage on the board? lol

[@blackhammer35]

How is this dude not a huge star? Does anyone know his name?

[@thagrammarnazi]

Matt McCarthy

[@hamyawa]

matt McCarthy

[@zhilepu4295]

chris brown

[@jamieanthony6024]

paul mccarthy

[@DrZaius]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@kirnromain1551]

Y'all predicted that Chris Brown would beat up Usher

[@TheNadroj10]

Shit aged perfectly

[@teekomeeko]

Cannot believe how well this has aged as of like yesterday. Note: wrote this commment before the Usher part lol

[@neoman289151]

You guys need to make more of these. This guy's amazing.

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Victor Viridian vvvvv

[@eldenrocamora7633]

“GIVE ME SOME NON-VIOLENT NEWS, CHRIS!” ... “Give me some news, Chris” Ngl this got me 😂

[@vipermorrison3370]

"I punched Eminem's cat so hard it flew at his daughter's nose. I broke Haley's nose with a Cat." Eminem woulda killed the fool if he did😂😂😂

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Eminem would get his nose broke with a cat

[@breepurple5501]

Viper Morrison Chris would be pretty dead for aure

[@anomalocaris2593]

@@breepurple5501 I have no idea who Chris Brown is, but I am 89% sure he could kick M&M ass

[@nykerianash1590]

Eternal Carnage Yeah I don’t think so Chris only fights women.

[@trenvert123]

lol. I'm actually looking them up to compare stats. Chris brown is younger, and over 6 feet tall, Eminem is much older, and 5 foot 8 inches. Chris Brown would likely win. Also, I'm pretty sure they both fight women. @@nykerianash1590

[@philingrouille7198]

CollegeHumor, if you're reading this, do a sketch for Ezra Miller's Publicist.

[@aisosaihama]

"Oh no not my baby... you crazy for this one Chris" Chris punts Blue Ivy 😂😂😂

[@janaifreer4557]

I'm dead 😂😂

[@finncook367]

.

[@omalor]

So is she!

[@omalor]

I didn't know Jay Z had a daughter named Blue Ivy.

[@jarradpoland7060]

Aisosa Ihama .

[@davidhibbs3396]

This guy has been low key nonstop funny for years now. He's worked with some of the best and he holds his own without breaking a sweat.

[@oIRONITEo]

2:00 holy shit they called the Usher incident!

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

This dude needs to be in movies, he's got great comedic timing!

[@the_milkmann]

But.... Chris Brown is in movies!

[@LibertyStudiosMachinima]

lol when you come back to this video from the future and it's accurate as fuck

[@pyromaniac000000]

If you zoom in on the papers, there are dates in the future. It's coming! The end is neigh! (For Chris brown)

[@Apotheosis-]

The further future

[@RelwarctheMighty]

"I scissor-kicked that lady!" I love how proud of himself he sounds though-out this.

[@corruptgunslinger]

I can't wait for Chris Brown's next smash hit. I wonder what her name will be

[@fugluru1714]

Nice

[@dirgewordsmithe]

...😑...I ell oh elled begrudgingly...

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Dayummm

[@wolfjedisamuel]

Chris Browns Greatest Hits

[@kaljathpanthermage3711]

He should be Bill Cosby's publicist...

[@johncharlton199]

+Kevin Beswick Or Donald Trump's campaign manager

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Johnny Manziel's sports agent.

[@Outlaw7263]

Mel Gibson's therapist

[@Outlaw7263]

I got a better one, the heard of the pr department for the fine bros.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Robert Downey Jr.'s drug treatment councilor

[@riparianlife97701]

Love this actor.

[@aniraminom]

he should be in snl

[@KosmoZer0]

I fucking lost it at "I'm choking Usher" XD Lmao

[@drpibisback7680]

"What, right now!? USHER! USHER!"

[@TheNadroj10]

@@drpibisback7680aged perfectly

[@savato123]

LMAO! I just realised that after Chris says he killed Sisko and the agent said no-one notice; in the background it says “Chris Brown kills unknown guy” in the next shot.

[@dannyphehe]

It was hard man! Some of those fuckers were on the sidewalk!

[@TearLilyd]

I wish these would come back! I love every bit of these videos they made

[@Noah_Levy]

"I got into scuffle with Tupac!" "He's alive?" "Nah, I dug him up!"

[@hustle_simmons]

I don't know why but I lose my shit hysterically at the "I powerbombed Bruno Mars" part

[@actionfigureguy1984]

We need more "Celebrity Manager" skits. They have been pure gold so far.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Greg Hardy's sports agent.

[@cameronlapage7386]

Somehow this is still relevant.

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

“I broke Hailie’s nose with a CAT!” I had to return to this video just for that legendary line 😂

[@MoronicChunk1]

Eminem would fuck Chris Brown up...

[@shipuddenshaq]

Kimbo slice would fuck him up point?

[@ViolentMLG]

***** Doesn't matter.. that's not the topic, Eminem would kick Chris Browns ass, because he was talking about an assult on eminem, bringing up an oldschool street fighter who dedicated years to fighting VS an way smaller hiphop artist is pointless and irrelevant.. and Kimbo's a street fighter, there is allot of mma fighters that would destroy him.. Point?

[@bluestar7094]

***** he talked about an assault on eminems cat?

[@adampettus2893]

I think Eminem and Eminems cat would fuck up chris brown. BECAUSE REASONS

[@shipuddenshaq]

***** My point is that the first comment is pointless

[@konoyarogaming6774]

The hell happened to this guy? He was amazing

[@ericwooding5120]

2:03 is hitting weird today

[@chocolatestraw3971]

They need to bring this back for another episode, but this time he's Trump's lawyer.

[@mikhailgibbings]

I mean you know you need to bring this back for Kanye right?

[@djartyom1243]

100% agree would be amazing

[@destruktow5891]

they already got a kanye one so probably not but i agree it would be great

[@jforjacqy8737]

"He alive???" "Naaa,I dug him up!!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@Bred0nSch00lV2]

"And to think this poor guy is also Nick Cage's agent..." Chris Watters Was his agent, he quit and then called him a "Tasteless Asshole" which was then made into an abysmal movie.

[@Hatifrey]

WHICH, after hearing Nicholas Cage was in it, millions of people flocked to like Lemmings to a sheer cliff. It was revered as the greatest film ever made, and put Avatar to shame. If you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of James Cameron gently swaying back and forth in a dark room after hanging himself in humility.

[@silverselkie1692]

Just got reminded of this. The more things change

[@VikrantSinghHasyourpie]

i was wondering why chris was still alive after "I broke hailie's nose with a cat"

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Mostly because Eminem is a poseur and always has been.

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@SmallSpoonBrigade Lol

[@aregnav]

broke hailie's nose with a cat LOL

[@TraiIerRedux]

Slim's kitty.... slim chance of survival

[@transgendermenace6639]

how is this still accurate almost a decade later

[@skullguy8504]

They should do one with Trump's campaign manager

[@akilled3646]

What would be funny about that? Hilary Clintons manager probably sets weekly limits on racist allegations

[@emotionalemolga2628]

At above: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a retarded vegetable.

[@panosgenos7396]

Emotional Emolga Sure bud.

[@DaL33T5]

The beauty is, you barely even need to change the punchline. "Has any of this affected my polls?" "No, oddly enough, it hasn't."

[@grapeboi9256]

Jay Brown what because he/she doesn't eat out Hillary Clinton's vergina

[@threefeetoffun]

As relevant today as it was 8 years ago.

[@stphnmrrs3982]

"You saved the city Chris Brooooowwwnnn!"

[@JPOJRgamingandmore]

He doesn't punch men in that one

[@iphoneusdsd]

Best part "give me some non violent News Chris"..

[@notmyrealname453]

“The mitts are working great! I smothered Willow Smith with them.” Well, we’ve seen how Will reacts when someone jokes about his wife’s hair, I wonder what he’d do here.

[@tetrahedrontri]

Collegehumor; please make a playlist for each individual actors'/writers' skits that they are in/have written. I would watch Matt's playlist all freaking day. He's fucking hilarious.

[@fsujavi16]

And as of today/last night College Humor has become prophetic: Chris Brown and his group attacks Usher smh

[@imperiallegionnaire8344]

"I cut off the ring finger of John of They Might Be Giants!" "Which one?" Butcher Knife Sound "Yes"

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

He should be Donald Trump's campaign manager in a future skit.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

"You said what about your daughter? Damn it, Donald... it's okay, we can still... what? No, no I don't think it's a good idea to fire the people investigating you, brag about it, then congratulate the dictator they were investigating your connection with"

[@davidmartin3450]

Bet he’s working for Ezra Miller nowadays

[@n0blehunter85]

Deleted Scene: Publicist: What's new Chris? Chris: I shot Harambe

[@TheAngry0ne]

I’m just here to revisit it after Fistopher Brown beat up Usher.

[@candyman2535]

It should've been "I got into a scuffle with Tupac" "He's alive?" "Not anymore"

[@joshkary5040]

It should not have been, it should be the way it is, despite creative input

[@naz4945]

Tbh that's where I thought it was going But either way its pretty damn funny

[@credenzamostro]

"You're going to CRY while you sing them" lives rent free in my head since 2013

[@Your_President_Kanye_East]

Matt McCarthy is one of my very fave comedians. He's great on CH and the best part of Pete Holmes' videos.

[@nc8507]

" I poisoned the cast of Mamma Mia" ha ha ha I died XD

[@spacepenguin3590]

Do one for Kanye West next.

[@gunrecon1143]

ringringring "I'm running for President"

[@NymulAhmed]

wish granted

[@amberd.883]

"That girl who sang 'Ghetto Superstar'? She's dead, and it's my fault"- Chris Brown... I really almost peed my pants. I was laughing so hard my face got hot and tears were streaming down my face. I simply cannot..

[@bardofvoid174]

3:10 this is just tailbone strength superiority

[@Fallingslowly09]

The best part was reading the magazine headlines in the background XD

[@speedsenzazn]

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! This dude should get his own CollegeHumor webisode/series.

[@customchannelurlk]

1:37 Slim Kitty Slim Chance of Survival LOL

[@thereprehensible435]

Publicist and CEO are my favorite video series yet. So fukkin funny.

[@streamspoart2671]

"Chris Brown uses Tupac's casket as professional punching bag" Ayo WTF?! 🤣

[@bigrigjoe5130]

And he just beat up Usher XD

[@Geekus]

…And we’re back.

[@anhquan07071994]

more pls, this + Nicola Cage = golden

[@MrSm1thsWifey]

Can this guy be in movies, please? He is really entertaining to watch.

[@D4Skewer]

You'd think that cat would stay away from Chris Brown after the first encounter. Also... "The mitts are working great!" -> "Good" -> "I smothered Willow Smith with them."

[@neekitsart990]

This is still the funniest thing I've ever seen and even though I've watched it like 20 times I cry laughing every time I come back to it

[@hazardltg]

Chris punts Blue Ivy!! 😂😂

[@arixoxo624]

“I killed Sisqó.” *shrugs* “Meh, maybe no one will notice.”

[@mitchelletzkin1321]

"How do you hit a whole Band?" "It was hard man, some of those Fu*kers were on the sidewalk!"

[@superrazor7617]

This day we need this but ezra miller agent

[@havesomefaitharthur9020]

That brief Jay Z impression was perfect

[@Ghost-uc8gd]

“Gimme some non violent news Chris...gimme some news Chris.” I love this man.

[@veel1963]

IT WAS HARD, SOME OF THEM WERE ON THE SIDEWALK

[@spikeman991]

He's the best actor with Josh in College Humor.

[@fuffoon]

'I got into a scuffle with Tupac! He's alive? Naw, I dug him up'. This is an instant classic.

[@z_202]

+CollegeHumor can you do this with Kanye West

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

Or Ludacris

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Johnny Manziel's sports agent.

[@nvrules27]

+TheStapleGunKid Yes please!!!

[@lgmmrm]

+TheStapleGunKid YESSSSSSS

[@rainbowslushy223]

you got your wish