Kanye's Social Media Manager

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@jamesfairweather9116
@jamesfairweather9116 Жыл бұрын
This sketch has aged so well that it has somehow become less insane than what Kanye tweets in real life
@oreowooyoung
@oreowooyoung Жыл бұрын
i was just watching this and thought the same thing. 😅 this whole spiral or whatever it is has become much worse than i ever expected.
@telemachus..
@telemachus.. Жыл бұрын
yeah this is painfully relevant
@_karla._
@_karla._ Жыл бұрын
bipolar disorder and manic depression is obviously not that great. Especially in combination with the amount of talent and fame Kanye has. When he stated that he was in fact god (not a god, but *the* god) a few years back, I thought it was a little weird. Now I just feel bad for him honestly. He's being used like a puppet by the far right. At least he is brutally honest about his bigoted beliefs, saying the quiet part out loud. Most antisemites and neonazis do not do that. Not if it mattered much, but still. I wonder how far the fall of kanye will go.
@kennethxu1789
@kennethxu1789 Жыл бұрын
“Lifelong fan of woody allen” now its “lifelong fan of hitler”
@telemachus..
@telemachus.. Жыл бұрын
@@_karla._ yeah, he's obviously going through some serious mental issues, and i bet his fall will be long and hard. thing is, he's had these beliefs quiet for a long time (he wanted to name an album Hitler years ago) and is just being loud about them now. breaking point or not, he's a bigot, and his mental illness does not undo or justify the level of damage he is doing with the hatred he spreads.
@ilikeoranges1408
@ilikeoranges1408 Жыл бұрын
This wine aged so well it turned back into grapes
@demiurge2501
@demiurge2501 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@RobinHood3000
@RobinHood3000 Жыл бұрын
Perfect comment, we can close the comments section now
@theatticaddict
@theatticaddict Жыл бұрын
This should be the new comment that gets spammed under anything that ages well
@rivaraptor4277
@rivaraptor4277 Жыл бұрын
More like grape seeds
@Ohana-v8j
@Ohana-v8j Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Max-du9uo
@Max-du9uo Жыл бұрын
K: “Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table” M: “Ok that’s good” K: “Especially Hitler” M: “God damnit” K: “Tweeted it”
@africaninaus
@africaninaus Жыл бұрын
I can't even keep up anymore
@Z_Viper08
@Z_Viper08 Жыл бұрын
Seriously, how did he make Alex Jones look like the sane person in the room
@kennethxu1789
@kennethxu1789 Жыл бұрын
Ye then: “trump doesnt like black people and thats what i like about him” Him now: “hitler doesnt like jewish people and thats what i like about him”
@carpedm9846
@carpedm9846 Жыл бұрын
"I love everyone." "Ok. Ok we can salvage this if we try. Maybe...maybe we can say being loved should be a human right? Like...like it doesnt matter if you dont like the person but you should still-" "Nono I like a looooot of things about-" "STOP."
@nightstar6179
@nightstar6179 Жыл бұрын
He would have sounded so much more put together if he said "even" instead of "especially".
@TheElusiveReality
@TheElusiveReality Жыл бұрын
watching ppl defend his new tweets as if this hasnt been going on for years is so funny, this aged perfectly
@GERPITO3000
@GERPITO3000 Жыл бұрын
to be fair most of the fanbase liked to pretend that kanye said that because of random bs in his mind, and they just said "let's hide that shit under the carpet" but the latest shit he's been saying is just pathetic, big part of the healthy fanbase has dissapeared and only toxic or new fans that are actually political extremists are siding with kanye now that man is dead to me
@MangoMotors
@MangoMotors Жыл бұрын
The thing is that he used to be gone but not so far gone. A lot of what he would say was whacky, dumb? and shruggable. But now he's gone so far off the deep end and in a seriously unredeemable way.
@GERPITO3000
@GERPITO3000 Жыл бұрын
@@MangoMotors yeah, but honestly the fans should've treated that more roughly and see the little red flags I mean come on, the man said slavery was a choice and sided with trump, we should've seen it coming now he's so surrounded by "yes men"...
@Weezsawman9
@Weezsawman9 Жыл бұрын
he made the life of pablo tho
@lunarumbreon7699
@lunarumbreon7699 Жыл бұрын
Your honor he made Graduation
@cameronlapage7386
@cameronlapage7386 Жыл бұрын
Kanye: Adolf Hitler did terrible things to Jewish people. Manager: That's educational I guess. Kanye: I didn't finish. Adolf Hitler did terrible things to Jewish people, and that's why he's an inspiration! Edit: Dammit Kanye...
@IMMINOSUS
@IMMINOSUS Жыл бұрын
NOT THIS NOT AGING WELL
@IoEstasCedonta
@IoEstasCedonta Жыл бұрын
Dammit, Apollo.
@thesoupin8or673
@thesoupin8or673 Жыл бұрын
Broooo this is wild lmao how does it feel
@fropo529
@fropo529 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit💀💀💀💀
@vito3608
@vito3608 Жыл бұрын
oh my god dude you’re a prophet
@Cosmosisification
@Cosmosisification 5 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely disappointed there aren't more of these.
@lugoloser2043
@lugoloser2043 5 жыл бұрын
Cosmo Knott this and the ceo of are the best series
@LMSPetRescue
@LMSPetRescue 4 жыл бұрын
Lugo Loser between this and the CEO skits I’m pretty sure college humor is attempting to say that all gingers are on the verge of a mental breakdown 😂😂😂
@Kristopher2022
@Kristopher2022 4 жыл бұрын
LMSPetRescue I mean it’s true
@andersenader4749
@andersenader4749 4 жыл бұрын
LMSPetRescue they are correct about that
@jaytee2598
@jaytee2598 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, right?
@ngonStrafe
@ngonStrafe Жыл бұрын
Damn, wild that Dropout decided the sequel to this video needed to be performance art. Especially wild that they got Ye onboard.
@אלוןשיינפלד
@אלוןשיינפלד Жыл бұрын
what do you mean? what are you talking about?
@coleglenn8634
@coleglenn8634 Жыл бұрын
Wooooooooosh
@TheNinthGeneration1
@TheNinthGeneration1 Жыл бұрын
@@אלוןשיינפלד they might be referring to the Alex Jones interview where Ye said he really liked Hitler and made Alex Jones look like the sane person in the room.
@אלוןשיינפלד
@אלוןשיינפלד Жыл бұрын
@@TheNinthGeneration1 that has nothing to do with his comment
@TheNinthGeneration1
@TheNinthGeneration1 Жыл бұрын
@@אלוןשיינפלד they weren’t referring to an actual dropout video
@jeremycards
@jeremycards Жыл бұрын
I nominate this for the thing that aged the best in the history of everything.
@Dontworryaboutit961
@Dontworryaboutit961 Жыл бұрын
Garfunckle a d oats did a stand up segment from like 13 years ago called "who said it, Hitler or kanye" Aged like a fine wine
@Supermateo97
@Supermateo97 Жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@hb3460
@hb3460 Жыл бұрын
The only thing that’s aged better is the comment on this video that predicted it
@originalindigodingo
@originalindigodingo Жыл бұрын
Its a tossup between this, the "Larry David thinks FTX is stupid" Superbowl ad, and Hard Drive "apologizing" for dunking on Elon Musk.
@demolilyofficial
@demolilyofficial Жыл бұрын
They gotta remake this with just, "He defended WHO?"
@MadDunhill
@MadDunhill Жыл бұрын
lmao
@calebtheholyman545
@calebtheholyman545 Жыл бұрын
Honestly great way to capitalize on this 😂
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Жыл бұрын
No way, Ye's social media manager now seems to be Milo Yiannopolous and/or Nick Fuentes who are even worse than him, they love it
@ghostface5559
@ghostface5559 Жыл бұрын
i like him
@JohnSinatra88
@JohnSinatra88 Жыл бұрын
Janny
@joe5982
@joe5982 2 жыл бұрын
With everything Kanye has been saying in the past two weeks, he has actually said worse of shit in real life than anything this skit came up with
@seriousbusiness4658
@seriousbusiness4658 2 жыл бұрын
Parody is obsolete
@Pitapie
@Pitapie Жыл бұрын
Aged incredibly well with his new "I like Hitler"
@barnyneilson4664
@barnyneilson4664 Жыл бұрын
They could redo this sketch just with things he actually has said and it would still be as unbelievable as the parody
@ethanhorn6093
@ethanhorn6093 Жыл бұрын
I just like to imagine the Manager's feet at the top of the frame, softly swaying in the air... after this week in the Kanye evolution.
@circle4602
@circle4602 Жыл бұрын
they say reality is stranger than fiction
@XDeedge
@XDeedge Жыл бұрын
Welp 4 yrs ago this seemed like a solid parody and now we’re again in the timeline where we have little gone beyond the parody wtf lol
@Lectrikfro
@Lectrikfro Жыл бұрын
I really miss the old timeline where the universe didn't see satire and immediately shout "hold my beer"
@maybetomorrownewmaker
@maybetomorrownewmaker Жыл бұрын
2018 does not feel like it's 4 years ago
@Nightman9001
@Nightman9001 Жыл бұрын
@@Lectrikfro I've never heard anyone express exactly how I feel about the world so concisely and precisely. In fact, *I* didn't know exactly how I felt about the world until you said that and I thought THATS IT! THAT'S EXACTLY IT! lol...
@JacF6734
@JacF6734 2 жыл бұрын
“6 million wasn’t enough. Tweeted it.”
@barnyneilson4664
@barnyneilson4664 Жыл бұрын
Somehow he has now said worse than even this
@telemachus..
@telemachus.. Жыл бұрын
@@barnyneilson4664 literally
@no_opinion1065
@no_opinion1065 Жыл бұрын
Seriously what is up with this comment section and prophets
@unclelarry8842
@unclelarry8842 Жыл бұрын
​@@barnyneilson4664 "Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table..."
@cameronsitton501
@cameronsitton501 Жыл бұрын
The Legolas profile picture is cool, because your eyesight was so good you managed to see into the future
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 6 жыл бұрын
"I only eat the gray part of the salmon." This was by far the least political of the tweets, but for some reason it fucking got me laughing so hard. Great stuff.
@Ashsams
@Ashsams 6 жыл бұрын
Because it's so wrong 😂😂😂 It's like wasting an apple just so you can eat the core. Just... why?!
@coughpillbox748
@coughpillbox748 6 жыл бұрын
"For some reason" you're right...it's almost as if jokes dont have to be political in order to be funny
@BlackGrapes
@BlackGrapes 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ashsams sad part is there are people like this... I know someone who likes the core part of the apple and the green part of strawberries...
@shealupkes
@shealupkes 5 жыл бұрын
it's not political, it's just wrong
@yokonono2171
@yokonono2171 5 жыл бұрын
I heard, “I only eat the great part of a cinnamon” . I was like, AGREED.
@Jackjackalex
@Jackjackalex 2 жыл бұрын
This has aged extremely well
@OniSyphon
@OniSyphon 2 жыл бұрын
Still aging like a fine wine...
@jayrodr897
@jayrodr897 2 жыл бұрын
@@OniSyphon How did you post this two days ago, and still not know half of it?
@mangosteak
@mangosteak 2 жыл бұрын
He is at it again
@patrickgibb6504
@patrickgibb6504 2 жыл бұрын
It keeps getting better lmaoo
@Gabe-1997
@Gabe-1997 2 жыл бұрын
No, NOW it has aged extremely well
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
He would later become Lil Nas X's agent: "I tweeted about a dream I had. I was on the moon, and my dad was there. We watched Spider-Man 2." "You're still the most normal celebrity I've worked with."
@Paralellex
@Paralellex 3 жыл бұрын
"And it's honestly not even close."
@MrDemonWorm
@MrDemonWorm 3 жыл бұрын
I've had weirder dreams just over the past week.
@Anonymous-tw5um
@Anonymous-tw5um 3 жыл бұрын
Uh oh Uh Oh UH OH!!!!!
@anarchomando7707
@anarchomando7707 3 жыл бұрын
I just tweeted about "I just dreamed of a bunch of men in Spartan orgy" Again you are still the most sane
@muhammadsyafiq1004
@muhammadsyafiq1004 3 жыл бұрын
@@anarchomando7707 Now that we know he is gay that kind of dream is not really weird.
@scottafer69
@scottafer69 6 жыл бұрын
“Has uh... any of this effected my record sales?” “No, oddly enough it hasn’t.”
@IamLegendAnon
@IamLegendAnon 6 жыл бұрын
Scott Flaws Vlogs If anything it may have helped them tbqh
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 6 жыл бұрын
@@IamLegendAnon It's a quote from the Chris Brown version of this sketch from many years ago.
@hellterminator
@hellterminator 5 жыл бұрын
*affected
@Queeze101
@Queeze101 5 жыл бұрын
Has it not, though?
@hmmfunnyes
@hmmfunnyes 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like this will always be relevant
@fiveeeees
@fiveeeees 2 жыл бұрын
Little did you know
@nuclearchiken6604
@nuclearchiken6604 2 жыл бұрын
Oh how smart you were
@Itsthecreative
@Itsthecreative 2 жыл бұрын
Since it came out, I literally watch this video every time dude gets active on socials again.
@lud3re384
@lud3re384 Жыл бұрын
Definitely today, lol.
@fiveeeees
@fiveeeees Жыл бұрын
Lmao, how is he getting worse?! 🤣
@TheHopelessGeek
@TheHopelessGeek Жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when even Alex Jones gets worried about what you said.
@unclelarry8842
@unclelarry8842 Жыл бұрын
That is a fucking accomplishment, making ALEX JONES HIMSELF uncomfortable!
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 Жыл бұрын
We are sad to inform that Ye's manager committed suicide by literally tearing his own head off
@khaitranngoc4176
@khaitranngoc4176 Жыл бұрын
Nah given who Ye idolize, he probably did like him, and gunned himself in a bunker (uh... room, I think)
@Lectrikfro
@Lectrikfro Жыл бұрын
He hopefully just went back to a more stable client, Chris Brown
@svcross-do
@svcross-do Жыл бұрын
This needs a second part. Please.
@dfhowes
@dfhowes Жыл бұрын
It's . . . it's happening right now.
@gabeskai
@gabeskai Жыл бұрын
I don't think even the greatest sketch artist can top what's happening IRL
@zenmaster8826
@zenmaster8826 Жыл бұрын
Fact is stranger than fiction..🤣🤣
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
I always figured his media guy was just a cutout of his own face glued to a popsicle stick.
@kingofthefobbys3894
@kingofthefobbys3894 5 жыл бұрын
New Message you’re not wrong
@bezretmet
@bezretmet 5 жыл бұрын
i wanna like your comment but it's on 420 :/ feels wrong to upvote
@ramshacklealex7772
@ramshacklealex7772 5 жыл бұрын
I always figured his media guy had either the best or worst job in the world. The worst if you do it like this guy. But if you accept that Kanye's gonna say what Kanye's gonna say regardless of what you tell him, you could just hotbox your office all day, tell him his ideas are shit, shrug your shoulders, and collect a paycheck. Pretty sweet gig.
@anukal1205
@anukal1205 5 жыл бұрын
Hey! If you remember we chatted on another video once. And I said I'd randomly comment every time I saw one of yours. I swear your literally on every video I watch.
@reinforcer9000
@reinforcer9000 5 жыл бұрын
dude seriously get off of ch
@jackcotterill2080
@jackcotterill2080 6 жыл бұрын
No fucking way you brought this back, nice one!
@Woodshadow
@Woodshadow 6 жыл бұрын
He is like an older Brennan
@theexplodingspider4352
@theexplodingspider4352 6 жыл бұрын
@Cameron Akcay he's most likely a bot, don't bother
@franciscoacevedo3036
@franciscoacevedo3036 6 жыл бұрын
Kid rock and turd nugget
@lukiigamingchannel5708
@lukiigamingchannel5708 6 жыл бұрын
Woodshadow this is OG college humour miss this guy:(
@onceinanorangemoon7073
@onceinanorangemoon7073 6 жыл бұрын
I know I loved the original ones
@flipsgraf1335
@flipsgraf1335 6 жыл бұрын
"I wipe. Before I shit!" exact moment where I lost it
@notreallythere477
@notreallythere477 5 жыл бұрын
It's also a deep-cut reference to Jake & Amir, specifically the episode "Time Saver".
@oohdannyboy
@oohdannyboy 4 жыл бұрын
@@notreallythere477 it's a good idea cause it saves time.
@sixoffcenter80
@sixoffcenter80 4 жыл бұрын
I mean that doesn't necessarily preclude him wiping after too.
@markdibuo3756
@markdibuo3756 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he said shave.
@FISHD0G747
@FISHD0G747 Жыл бұрын
@@oohdannyboy Ya just do it. You wipe, and then you shit
@cabbage2329
@cabbage2329 Жыл бұрын
So I think it’s safe to say that this video aged like a fine wine
@joshuaszeto
@joshuaszeto 5 жыл бұрын
"swastikly was an amazing movie! tweeted it!!"
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 5 жыл бұрын
"I just pre-bought tickets for 'Space Ass'! Tweeted it"
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
"Chris Breezy did nothing wrong to Eminem's cat. Tweeted it!"
@AncapOtaku
@AncapOtaku 4 жыл бұрын
i would so watch that if it was a real movie
@taraedwards2395
@taraedwards2395 4 жыл бұрын
"Scar-Jo should play a disabled Latina-German spy! Tweeted it!"
@DonZollFL
@DonZollFL 4 жыл бұрын
"Just enjoyed A Very Pol Pot Christmas!" *tweet tweet* I just tweeted it!
@cb034
@cb034 5 жыл бұрын
"Ya know that feeling when you remember something super embarrassing you did in the 3rd grade? I'm addicted to it"
@jgonascar
@jgonascar 5 жыл бұрын
C3 4 R.I.P Bin Laden
@Rougarou99
@Rougarou99 5 жыл бұрын
@@jgonascar No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no don't you dare!
@jgonascar
@jgonascar 5 жыл бұрын
Rougarou Tweeted it
@apllo4193
@apllo4193 5 жыл бұрын
3rd grade?
@danipack7069
@danipack7069 5 жыл бұрын
@@apllo4193 ikr. It was "3 years ago"
@knightofnight842
@knightofnight842 6 жыл бұрын
"The Earth is flat because of the moon's gravitational pull." "No do-" "TWEETED IT!"
@germanvisitor2
@germanvisitor2 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, I would like to hear the explanation of that. In video form. In the following debunking video by Professor Stick.
@SheerSniper7
@SheerSniper7 6 жыл бұрын
Seeing this guy makes me feel like i'm back in 2012
@dantethunderstne9668
@dantethunderstne9668 6 жыл бұрын
SheerSniper7 bring on the gangnam style!!!
@Soupy_loopy
@Soupy_loopy 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I was back in 2012
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 6 жыл бұрын
Seeing this guy fills me with hope for CH Strangely, the last 15 sketches didn't
@peterneal5423
@peterneal5423 4 жыл бұрын
K: "I'm gonna announce my run for president' M: "Wait..." K: "I just Tweeted it!" *Later* K: "I've got some things to say about the Jews" M: "Please No!" K: "I just Tweeted it!" *Later* K: "So about Hitler.." M: "Oh My God.." K: "Tweeted it" *Later* K: "I like Jews now, thanks to 21 Jump Street" M: "You know what, sure. It's not like it can make things worse." K: "Tweeted it" *Later* K: "Human flesh needs to be grilled to get the best flavour" M: "How do you even know that?!?" K: "I just Tweeted it!"
@themarsman5155
@themarsman5155 3 жыл бұрын
@@connorsage1267 Why because you like his music, he would make a terrible president
@9751matt
@9751matt 3 жыл бұрын
@@themarsman5155 Better then Biden. Speaking of which, why did the guy want him to say Trump didn't care about Black people? Trump lowered the unemployment for Black people dramatically and introduced the First Step Act to weed out prosecutors that gave unfair prison time to black people and review cases to release over punished black people. Heck, Harris would of lost her job as a prosecutor under that bill because she hated black people and gave unfair prison time to them thousands of times despite being half-Jamaican. Biden introduced the super racist 1994 crime bill that encouraged prosecutors and cops to target Black people more harshly then others, and in the 1970s he was pro-segregation, "I don't want my kids living in a racial jungle" - Joe Biden.
@ragglerock2682
@ragglerock2682 3 жыл бұрын
@@themarsman5155 take the L
@themarsman5155
@themarsman5155 3 жыл бұрын
@@ragglerock2682 Why the guy doesn't come off exactly as that sane of a person he seems to do so much how does that not break your sanity from all the stress and pressure.
@IntentStore
@IntentStore 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😂
@starc_4907
@starc_4907 4 жыл бұрын
Who is here after Kanye Announced that he will run for Presidency in 2020 via Twitter?
@defender2222
@defender2222 4 жыл бұрын
Here!
@xuan.1611
@xuan.1611 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@Memnoch_the_Devil
@Memnoch_the_Devil 4 жыл бұрын
(Raises hand)
@sabrinac8453
@sabrinac8453 4 жыл бұрын
Over here
@atlassolid5946
@atlassolid5946 2 жыл бұрын
he's been saying that since 2016
@roseflorintine
@roseflorintine 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed this guy SO MUCH 😍
@Brandy._
@Brandy._ 6 жыл бұрын
HE STOPPED MASTURBATING AND BECAME A MANAGER \O/
@monochromedream-eatingbaku
@monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 жыл бұрын
Same! THis gus is a national treasure!
@alike03
@alike03 6 жыл бұрын
He is sometimes on Conan O'Brien's skits.
@anthonymedina9425
@anthonymedina9425 6 жыл бұрын
I remember being in middle school watching him and laughing in all of his skits, ah goodtimes
@ThatOneGuy7550
@ThatOneGuy7550 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@fulcrum6760
@fulcrum6760 6 жыл бұрын
Do a sequel to Nicolas Cage’s agent. Cause he’s making good choices.
@IIAndersII
@IIAndersII 6 жыл бұрын
Fulcrum 67 I second this!
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 6 жыл бұрын
I also enjoy that skit
@OriginalKasym
@OriginalKasym 6 жыл бұрын
Fulcrum 67 Didn't he file for bankruptcy not that long ago?
@ninjaturtles4348
@ninjaturtles4348 6 жыл бұрын
The point of this bit is to choose people who suck at making choices
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 6 жыл бұрын
@@ninjaturtles4348 so....wesley snipes then?
@helenarosno
@helenarosno 6 жыл бұрын
“Super not woke stuff”
@eUK95
@eUK95 6 жыл бұрын
Yep, that was in the video.
@kirabean5441
@kirabean5441 6 жыл бұрын
Tweeted it
@jpbostonian
@jpbostonian 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read your comment ,the guy said it. The same time
@HurricaneDDragon
@HurricaneDDragon 6 жыл бұрын
Helena Rosno I’m getting tired of that word.
@HurricaneDDragon
@HurricaneDDragon 6 жыл бұрын
Parasite AndFriends Oh, have you not heard... about the bird?🖕🏾
@theweirdbritishguy5035
@theweirdbritishguy5035 5 жыл бұрын
These are my favourite sketches along with Brennan’s CEO shorts!
@Justin-ou5yo
@Justin-ou5yo 4 жыл бұрын
SAME
@LangThoughts
@LangThoughts Жыл бұрын
Given the direction he's going, liking Woody Allen for ANYTHING would be a good move for Kanye at this point.....
@BigMikeMcBastard
@BigMikeMcBastard Жыл бұрын
Woody Allen would be offended at Kanye associating with his name in public.
@Artbug
@Artbug 6 жыл бұрын
*I ONLY EAT THE GREY PART OF THE SALMON* ded 😂😂
@greasythegreaser1825
@greasythegreaser1825 5 жыл бұрын
I wipe before I shit tweeted it
@kohlcooke8789
@kohlcooke8789 5 жыл бұрын
That just means he eats salmon (watch Adam ruins everything)
@killakidxyz9380
@killakidxyz9380 5 жыл бұрын
@@kohlcooke8789 Check Adam's sources out on a lot of the things he has said, often times he will ignore parts of the very source he uses and mix the data with other sources in order to match that particular story arc and theme for the episode; The worst example I am aware of being on his episode on Columbus, watch Knowing Better's video on Columbus where he points it out and even shows evidence of Adam having a clear bias on the issue as most of the "facts" Adam shows are in fact either wrongfully attributed to Columbus or or proven to be falsehoods. It's also a generally very informative and interesting channel so I'd recommend watching it regardless. Also in regards to the episode Adam did that referrers to salmon being grey, that is only true when talking about captivity raised salmon fed on factory made kibble instead of prawns as wild salmon eat which builds up the pigment in their flesh turning it into a pinkish-red hue. Other than color there is no difference between wild and captive salmon, people just prefer the color of wild so they dye the fish, which certainly isn't the big deal that Adam's show would have you believe during the episode, though Adam's point in that episode about restaurants lying about it being wild is fair and true still isn't much of an issue as selling something as something its not for the purpose of raising the price is illegal in most places anyways, so the price would remain unchanged in order to comply with that law. The name change is more likely a result of wanting people to buy it at all as most "farm" raised meat products have an unreasonable stigma about them.
@mikehuffer8990
@mikehuffer8990 5 жыл бұрын
I only went through the comments to find out what he had said right there
@davidhaven4556
@davidhaven4556 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought he said something about cinnamon. 😐
@jayjoshuasolomon
@jayjoshuasolomon Жыл бұрын
Kanye saw this video and took it as a challenge.
@DragonChasm
@DragonChasm Жыл бұрын
Aged like fine fucking wine
@malubarroso
@malubarroso 5 жыл бұрын
Can you do that with JK Rowling?
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 5 жыл бұрын
JK Rowling pays people to refrain from giving her advice.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 5 жыл бұрын
"Tweet: Harry Potter is into pee."
@averagejoey2000
@averagejoey2000 5 жыл бұрын
get Siobhan to voice
@kekzealot3568
@kekzealot3568 5 жыл бұрын
Snape is a transexual furry.
@RainintheBrain
@RainintheBrain 5 жыл бұрын
@@kekzealot3568 He is a Scalies. Oh and we can't forget about Dobby and Harry's experiencing BDSM in the Chamber of Secrets
@essdoubleyou1799
@essdoubleyou1799 2 жыл бұрын
This is about to get a bunch of fresh hits.
@Rididulouss
@Rididulouss 6 жыл бұрын
"i only eat the grey part of the samon" "i wipe before i shit" 😂😂😂😂😂
@motherspiders3913
@motherspiders3913 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the first one, what's they grey parts?
@OrionKane
@OrionKane 6 жыл бұрын
@@motherspiders3913 On most salmon, there's this little gray layer at the bottom. It's weird, and the texture is bad. I try to rip it off every time, but if you go to a great restaurant, it won't be there in the first place.
@ZombieApocalypse09
@ZombieApocalypse09 6 жыл бұрын
@@motherspiders3913 Wild Salmon are naturally pink due to the food they eat. In captivity, all salmon meat is grey. However, in order to trick people into thinking it is wild salmon or that the fish they are eating is salmon (when it is often something else entirely), fisheries dye the fish meat pink. But it doesn't get everywhere so some parts of the "salmon" meat are still grey.
@maxschmidhauser6551
@maxschmidhauser6551 6 жыл бұрын
OrionKane the skin is the healthiest part and personally I find it delicious
@m1k3y48
@m1k3y48 6 жыл бұрын
@@ZombieApocalypse09 I thought the grey part was just the part next to the skin? It even gets thicker near the "seams" where the layers of fishmeat change direction
@mr.nobody8181
@mr.nobody8181 6 жыл бұрын
"I wipe before i shit" Who would've thought Kanye employs the same time saving tactic as Amir? 🤔
@vashistreddy4590
@vashistreddy4590 5 жыл бұрын
I never imagined I would find someone pointing out a 'Jake and Amir ' reference in the midst of million comments for this video. What are the odds!?
@MrAbomb234
@MrAbomb234 5 жыл бұрын
Saves you time, money, and did I say, c-c-c-c-caaaaash?
@looppooper2306
@looppooper2306 6 жыл бұрын
Yhea, my favorite CH actor is BACK!
@boredandconfused
@boredandconfused Жыл бұрын
Holy cow. If only he could see Kanyes interview with Alex Jones! Hahahaha he'd just fall over and give up!
@onnyxmalonzo6572
@onnyxmalonzo6572 Жыл бұрын
Im pay good money for a 2022 version of this
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat Жыл бұрын
How do you expect them to parody him? Usually Hitler is the last stop for a joke like this, but he's crossed that line already. What joke tweet can they write that's gonna say "haha this guy is absurd!" when the guy has himself gone beyond parody.
@shade9592
@shade9592 6 жыл бұрын
There should've been awards slowly accumulating like in Nicolas Cage's video...
@grimmisascorchmain9486
@grimmisascorchmain9486 6 жыл бұрын
My exact thinking
@TheBloodyHanded
@TheBloodyHanded 6 жыл бұрын
Look at the magazine's in front of the laptop
@TheSuperCoolMan122
@TheSuperCoolMan122 6 жыл бұрын
the maganizes headline already does that
@shade9592
@shade9592 6 жыл бұрын
@@TheSuperCoolMan122 Um... Actually the magazines do what the posters in the Nicolas Cage video do. The awards are supposed to represent relative success despite or because of escalating controversy.
@R.E-k3w
@R.E-k3w 6 жыл бұрын
wiping before you shit saves time
@Centhar
@Centhar 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best J&A episodes
@anonymousanonymous7593
@anonymousanonymous7593 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment. Thank you for making my day.
@zenofrost1148
@zenofrost1148 6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget money and cacacacacash
@hannes2927
@hannes2927 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Greg And people who are not named Greg
@anonymousanonymous7593
@anonymousanonymous7593 6 жыл бұрын
@@zenofrost1148 and my day just keeps getting better..God I love Jake and Amir quotes and ppl who have them at the ready 😍
@namelastnamefirst4520
@namelastnamefirst4520 Жыл бұрын
This video is going to age more and more well by the day.
@Justking
@Justking Жыл бұрын
This skit keeps getting more relevant
@TheJthedog
@TheJthedog 4 жыл бұрын
The writing is honestly so great here I can’t even tell of these are real Kanye tweets or not, they are all 100 spot on
@ginanjarpratama4946
@ginanjarpratama4946 Жыл бұрын
K: "I decided I'll go to Germany and write a new album." M: "Aight cool, what's it gonna be titled?" K: "My Struggle." M: "Dear Lord."
@kh-zf4rc
@kh-zf4rc 4 жыл бұрын
“Im pissing on my grammy award!” “No no kanye please don’t” “i just tweeted it!”
@jtlovescodelyoko
@jtlovescodelyoko 4 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAA
@thepleasantapocalypse611
@thepleasantapocalypse611 Жыл бұрын
Or "Im pissing on my grammy!" *exhausted*"...You know what?... that's fine. That's fine" "Tweeted it. Wait what? You like that one? What's wrong with it?... Maybe if I add 'Typo. Meant to say: Im pissing on my granny.' Is that better?"
@thepleasantapocalypse611
@thepleasantapocalypse611 Жыл бұрын
Could also be about jews controlling the grammys.
@wertyppl
@wertyppl Жыл бұрын
Oh boy, has this aged well
@bluevortexpng1211
@bluevortexpng1211 Жыл бұрын
it's crazy that the shit kanye's saying IRL is more insane than anything that gets said in this parody video..
@callmeghoul9403
@callmeghoul9403 Жыл бұрын
this video is lika a fine wine just getting better with time
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's campaign manager and R. Kelly's lawyer
@TheStapleGunKid
@TheStapleGunKid 5 жыл бұрын
Floyd Mayweather's Lawyer and Josh Gordon's sports agent.
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheStapleGunKid I'd feel bad about Josh Gordon's agent, though. Unlike the other folks, Josh Gordon's sincerely trying to combat a lifetime of addiction problems and just keeps falling off the train. That's not funny - it's just tragic. Hopefully he's found a way to fill that hole in him this time. Now, Antonio Brown's sports agent is probably one I think everyone could get behind.
@TheStapleGunKid
@TheStapleGunKid 5 жыл бұрын
@@roguishpaladin I don't feel bad for Gordon. He's had a million second chances and keeps blowing them one after the other. All his suffering has been self-inflicted.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 4 жыл бұрын
But his campaign manager was a genius, and he'll win in 2020 again
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanhicks5131 if he does win again, it'll be in spite of his campaign manager, not because of him
@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545
@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545 6 жыл бұрын
*NO JEGGINGS*
@rafaelstephen719
@rafaelstephen719 6 жыл бұрын
Sunflower Sunnydays Yama-bra
@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545
@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545 6 жыл бұрын
Rafael Stephen Swearings NOTE TO SELF: They look terrible
@SeanBoughner
@SeanBoughner 5 жыл бұрын
I love This type of CollegeHumor sketch and the "A message from CEO"
@Kay_Jay_Pea
@Kay_Jay_Pea 2 жыл бұрын
This gets more and more relevant every single time I see it
@dsaman123
@dsaman123 2 жыл бұрын
haha, yeah
@namelastnamefirst4520
@namelastnamefirst4520 Жыл бұрын
Yep!
@no_opinion1065
@no_opinion1065 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@FeatherMelody
@FeatherMelody Жыл бұрын
It's sad how well this aged.
@professorbaggywrinkles5244
@professorbaggywrinkles5244 2 жыл бұрын
Kanye: I'm going to go Death Con 3 Manager: Ok, Kanye what is that? Are you teasing a new album or- Kanye: ON JEWISH PEOPLE! I just tweeted it.
@madj0hn
@madj0hn 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "I wipe before i shit".....
@Skeluz
@Skeluz 6 жыл бұрын
Amir style - with a little bit of salt.
@manicmurderdoll
@manicmurderdoll 4 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be satire yet I can imagine every bit of this dropping from Kanye's mouth. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Get some duct tape, Kanye PR dude.
@clickmypicture752
@clickmypicture752 6 жыл бұрын
"Being endangered is a choice" lol
@joejacko1587
@joejacko1587 5 жыл бұрын
a good choice =)
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, I thought he said "in danger."
@danielmallory4687
@danielmallory4687 3 жыл бұрын
For pandas if kinda of is
@DaL33T5
@DaL33T5 Жыл бұрын
Y'all remember when reality was something to parody, and not a parody in and of itself?
@jonathanwatson4484
@jonathanwatson4484 Жыл бұрын
"You now that feeling when you suddenly fill with shame after something embarrassing three years ago... I am addicted to that feeling" that line explains everything.
@derpydorphia333
@derpydorphia333 Жыл бұрын
This aged so well I thought it was a recent skit.
@SuicidalPooh
@SuicidalPooh 2 жыл бұрын
after recent events we need a part 2 now
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia Жыл бұрын
College Humor Kanye: "Birth of a Nation wasn't as good as the original" Real Kanye: "Hitler literally did nothing wrong" The parody is somehow more subtle and intelligent than the real one
@wondrousparrot2815
@wondrousparrot2815 Жыл бұрын
This becomes more and more relevant every week
@youngdud21
@youngdud21 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a coincidence this is popping back up on my fyp 3 years later
@andreiavram83
@andreiavram83 6 жыл бұрын
OMG... I can't believe he is back! ❤❤❤❤ Love you man!!!
@yellowjello2143
@yellowjello2143 6 жыл бұрын
"I only eat the grey part of the salmon...." 😂
@crouchinggiraffehiddenllam7764
@crouchinggiraffehiddenllam7764 Жыл бұрын
Can we get a part 2 since he is all in the news
@Andrewcranky
@Andrewcranky 5 жыл бұрын
You know that feeling, when you remeber something stupid you said from years ago? I'm addicted to that feeling. This exsplains so much.
@kwinzman
@kwinzman Жыл бұрын
This aged sooo welll.
@DecafInvidia
@DecafInvidia 6 жыл бұрын
Tasteless ass the movie soundtrack has about 5 songs by Kanye.
@pokemariosun4395
@pokemariosun4395 6 жыл бұрын
Um actually the correct name of the movie is "Tasteless asshole" and while it does have 5 Kanye songs it also has a few Chris Brown songs as well. Merge all the streams.
@truthwatcher1808
@truthwatcher1808 6 жыл бұрын
God that video is so old i'm surprised anyone at college humor even remembers it. but it was so good.
@jonathanstern5537
@jonathanstern5537 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna let you finish, but Turn Nugent has the best song on that soundtrack.
@WholesomeLad
@WholesomeLad 6 жыл бұрын
Chompsky now has a magazine?!
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, Chom*p*sky. Not Chomsky.
@nickb816
@nickb816 6 жыл бұрын
Wholesome Lad it was the add on the back of the magazine I believe.
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 6 жыл бұрын
@@nickb816 Pretty sure that's what Wholesome Lad saw and caused them to leave their comment.
@SebastianHaban
@SebastianHaban 6 жыл бұрын
@@camelopardalis84 (Noam) Chomsky = The IT genius Chompsky = the made up chips brand Got it.
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 6 жыл бұрын
@@SebastianHaban Noam Chomsky an IT genius? What?
@benr10
@benr10 Жыл бұрын
Nothing in this video even comes close to being as crazy as his infowars interview today
@AtlasGcx
@AtlasGcx Жыл бұрын
Kanye’s interview with Alex Jones (Ye: “I looooove Hitler”) widely beats this sketch. I mean you really can’t make this shit up…
@TheKrstff
@TheKrstff Жыл бұрын
This sketch aged like fine wine.
@avsdetonado
@avsdetonado 6 жыл бұрын
1:30 "I'm addicted to that!" Made me burst out laughting so hard!
@saadismail7445
@saadismail7445 Жыл бұрын
And here we are again.
@aecides3203
@aecides3203 5 жыл бұрын
"We can't chastise Panda's for their threatened extinction" - Actually we can. As adorable fluffies that are scared by their baby sneezing, Panda's attract a MASSIVE amount of conservation donations and conservationists are doing EVERYTHING they can to sustain the Panda population, including artificially inseminating them because Panda's often either outright refuse to mate or 'do it wrong'. Many conservationists are now coming to the conclusion that Panda's are a species more or less going extinct of it's own accord for some reason and that, if anything, it's our efforts to save them that are going against the 'natural order' (though this is still HIGHLY debated) and we're essentially wasting money that could be used to save species who are more important to their local ecosystems and 100% under threat due to human actions. Clearly this is what Kanye meant and I, for one, am glad he's bringing these important ecological and ethical concerns to public attention. Bravo sir.
@FEARoperative
@FEARoperative 5 жыл бұрын
Dude. Whatever you’re smoking, I want some.
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 5 жыл бұрын
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly s***. These are the KZbin comments I live for. Just serious enough to be taken seriously until the final stretch when you realize... oh. That was a joke. A well-rounded, robust joke that got a quick but hearty laugh out of me. Have a like.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but he is right, extinction is natural, and at the rate we are going humans will also go extinct. Stop fucking with nature and just let shit happen
@MrGksarathy
@MrGksarathy 4 жыл бұрын
They seemed to have been doing fine prior to humans encroaching on the bamboo forests.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just extract some panda stem cells and clone them later when technology catches up to what is clearly the only way to save those lazy assholes?
@songohan3321
@songohan3321 Жыл бұрын
This aged like the most finest of wines.
@kevinforbesofficial
@kevinforbesofficial Жыл бұрын
You really underestimated him on this, guys.
@dajurniesofar4362
@dajurniesofar4362 4 жыл бұрын
I am so tempted right now to tweet “RIP Bin Laden” just to see what happens. 😂
@nvmfirezactaylor6035
@nvmfirezactaylor6035 3 жыл бұрын
i'd think you'd just get banned lmao
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 3 жыл бұрын
No, no, no, don't you dare! You! Don't!
@woofwoof9199
@woofwoof9199 3 жыл бұрын
@@NJGuy1973 tweeted it
@CaptBackwards
@CaptBackwards 3 жыл бұрын
Al Queda would like to know your location.
@Momolulu1994
@Momolulu1994 3 жыл бұрын
2 sugar for the coffee of the NSA agent.
@wanderlustwarrior
@wanderlustwarrior 2 жыл бұрын
3 years later and he's at it again. He must really like that feeling!
@daninbox
@daninbox 6 жыл бұрын
2:05 - So does Amir. It's a time saver.
@WWEVoice101
@WWEVoice101 6 жыл бұрын
How does wiping before you s*** save you any time?
@spirosmousouris3908
@spirosmousouris3908 6 жыл бұрын
Hardcore fun right there. Great callback
@funface37
@funface37 6 жыл бұрын
@@WWEVoice101 it does.
@cdsbradley
@cdsbradley 6 жыл бұрын
@@WWEVoice101 Less to wipe
@Centhar
@Centhar 6 жыл бұрын
john jinglehimer rest assured.
@WalnutBun
@WalnutBun Жыл бұрын
This aged like the finest of wines
@africaninaus
@africaninaus Жыл бұрын
This one sure aged well.
@heatherwillis2445
@heatherwillis2445 6 жыл бұрын
These are hand down my favorite videos. It is just so funny to watch this poor man slowly break down.
@DeTAYL.
@DeTAYL. 6 жыл бұрын
*"RIP Bin Laden"* 😂😂😂😂
@arceuslordofcreation8824
@arceuslordofcreation8824 5 жыл бұрын
Tweeted it
@phie6648
@phie6648 5 жыл бұрын
glad to see that you watched the video...
@acarbon-basedlifeform982
@acarbon-basedlifeform982 6 жыл бұрын
Last time I came this early I became a father And last time I arrived this early this joke was original
@VertFirstQuestion
@VertFirstQuestion 6 жыл бұрын
I see you are a self aware trash
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry. I'm not giving you a like for being self-aware.
@TierneyBank
@TierneyBank 6 жыл бұрын
Cool
@acarbon-basedlifeform982
@acarbon-basedlifeform982 6 жыл бұрын
TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName Replies boost rankings more than likes, so that’s fine
@youarespecialjustlikeevery1670
@youarespecialjustlikeevery1670 6 жыл бұрын
i still find it funny 😂😂😂😂
@e.m.a3433
@e.m.a3433 Жыл бұрын
I thought this video was recently uploaded because of the title... KZbin gonna be recommending this in another couple years I bet
@mjstory1976
@mjstory1976 Жыл бұрын
This skit is even funnier right now 🤣
@roenoke224
@roenoke224 Жыл бұрын
How did this skit turn out to be more benign than his actual tweets?
@lud3re384
@lud3re384 Жыл бұрын
"I like Hitler" - Ye It got worse than comedy.
@danhatter6823
@danhatter6823 Жыл бұрын
I love how this is just showing up in my recommended now
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Жыл бұрын
This video needs a part two for obvious reasons.
@tomboz777
@tomboz777 Жыл бұрын
Great to see all you guys all back here, the algorithm gods praise be! What a four years, eh?
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