Southern Coastway Exposed! - Train Sim World 2020

[@JakePetrolhead]

Unrealistic DLC - the train actually showed up. Basically unplayable.

[@papasmurfette007]

In fact it showed up three times at one station. Southern should be applauded for hiring a driver with such dedication to improving the statistical bottom line...

[@whatdoyoumeanbro4964]

Lmfaoooo

[@ok7513]

According to a 2017 test I made, southern comes second worst... after Thameslink!

[@TransportCambs]

obvious lie, the train is a paid actor. smh my head

[@yourlocaltrainenthusiast]

SOUTHERN R GREAT SOFUCKOFF

[@BeastyBill88]

Southern Railway wishes all its customers a happy 2014 and apologises for the late arrival of this message.

[@noostroi]

And we're away! [ immediately applies emergency brakes ] 😂😂😂

[@cbawitlife]

@SAM SOLO bruh.

[@kristofkellens3264]

flies past glynde, actually stops, puts it in reverse and manages to go past it again. ahhh marvelous, that's why the colonel is the best at tsw

[@sbrw4316]

the throttle is so hard to use, the train always shoves it all the way up or down to emergency break, thats why i use A and D

[@t04sty46]

Yeah using power handles with the mouse is always a pain

[@philipbossy4834]

Good to know that red signals are actually just a very severe speed limit rather than a sign to stop.

[@JJII161]

"It's going to be close"! *blows past the station at 90mph*

[@mobiletransportvideo]

“Next Stop Polegate. Passengers for polegate should be travelling in the first 5 Coaches only. You can thank your silly driver for this”

[@SteadyBob]

I have noticed a few comments saying that it would be easier if the Colonel used a keyboard, it may well be easier, but, we don't come here for easier, we come here for 'Fun and Failure' which is what we get in abundance. Long may it continue. Carry On.

[@dacookiebandit]

One set of Grandparents live in Eastbourne, the other in Polegate, Stepdad is from near Glynde and went to college in Lewes. This video is basically just one massive adolescent travel PTSD trigger...

[@colonelfailure]

More than happy to help you relive the horror/joy.

[@otg374nowdiscontinued7]

30:57 'No no no. It's not an aeroplane!' Made my week!

[@Baleur]

How much more easily the game would have been if he learnt the keyboard controls for forward and back... xD

[@CATASTEROID934]

Well at least it's not a bunch of Pacers lashed together with zip ties and electrical tape so it's not all doom and gloom, the passengers are spared the diabolical "seating" of those accursed things that stubbornly refuse to cease operating.

[@nyooom7467]

1:27 Big Lads more like *A B S O L U T E U N I T*

[@tomparmenter8665]

This brings back memories of relying on Southern Snail. I once waited an hour and a half for a late train. It got to the next station and then turned around. Skipping about 10 stations. I worked from home that day.

[@FilipLamparski]

What's the bet that RMT are going to use this very video for their "and that's why we can't have driver-only operation" argument next time they feel like going on a strike?

[@jshj80]

In before the "What button to make the conductor announcements?" post.

[@matsv201]

Danish intercity trains got a really cool solution where the front door is the control panel. If you open the door, you lock away the control panel.

[@Fungusfilms]

So it turns out you're the legendary kid who only did the first page of the examination, because it didn't have a printed instruction to turn the page.

[@trainstrains1]

Hilarious! It reminds me of being at work teaching trainees in the simulators. It's more fun to watch when you're not teaching someone though.

[@nstheboss]

Do you have any tips on how to get on the ladder to become a train driver? All the vacancies are qualified train drivers :( probably not the place to ask but as your a driver trainer you might be able to help me

[@trainstrains1]

@@nstheboss It depends what Country you want to be a driver in. I'm in Australia and we're always hiring drivers in my city. Often railways promote from within so if you can any job on a railway that might be a way to go.

[@nstheboss]

@@trainstrains1 thank you for the advice :)

[@Lord_Stannis]

Some say Frodo is still in the south of England swamp clutching his magic ring. Great video original as ever!

[@moparacker]

I so wanted that "8" in the cab to be a button that says "eight" when pressed.

[@airspeed_alive]

Things I love... DTG Releasing a new route... Things I think about "OMG Colonel will do a new video soon"... Thing I love MOST: Watching Colonels new video including many hilarious gags!

[@Erinxh]

This was a really good entertaining episode! It reminded me of your infamous Liverpool approach, a true Epic Failure!

[@Eydermann456]

As a man from the railway and use these units everyday, it pained me to watch you monumentally bugger up every operational requirement you needed to do 😂 you didn't turn on the AWS, DRA, DVD etc. You didn't turn your lights on. And you didn't close the cab door behind you. I'm so upset 😭

[@Seathal]

As a man who takes public transport the most bothersome element is the half dozen emergency brakes he's done by mistake xD

[@anthonyexmouth]

"Frodo clutching his magic ring" Well thanks, ruined my keyboard when i spat my coffee all over it.

[@jeffbishop9404]

100% improvement on Southern Rail services there Colonel! Why haven't Southern asked you to drive for them yet?

[@RTM-Sports]

I always thought Hampden Park was in Scotland, a bit outside Southern Rails jurisdiction. But I suppose it's like every other location in the UK/Common Wealth/North America, so good they named it twice... Excellent video and commentary btw

[@Northlander74]

YES!!!! 2020 is off to a classic start with a return to TSW!!!! :D

[@planetjakebomb]

I love how Colonel blew past a station and it was the ONLY time he didn't use the emergency brake... 😂

[@airspeed_alive]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! @ Creeping past the signal and hope it don't notice! Loooool! Brilliant Colonel! You make me laugh so much!

[@doomotron6160]

Colonel Failure: This is why Southern sucks. Southern: Stops sucking and becomes one of the most reliable operators in the country.

[@kimjongunlol193]

Doomotron Never happen sorry

[@doomotron6160]

@@kimjongunlol193 Southern has a timeliness percentage over 90%. It is higher than a lot of other operators.

[@tomosmerivale6297]

As you referenced M&S, I work in M&S and currently on break

[@colonelfailure]

Not just any break though...

[@daviddryden8088]

DRA-the Derailing Assistant. LOL!

[@3ftsteamrwy12]

Being from the US, I have to ask...is the distain that UK citizens seem to have for the former Southern Railway system in the "grouping" era connected to its rather geriatric collection of elderly steam locos in the classic era as opposed to the other 3 companies with their flying scots, castles and other more modern locomotives?

[@Tyrope]

Disclaimer: not a UK citizen, I just live in the UK. Nah, it's just that Southern Railway is tits. Not "the tits", just tits.

[@colonelfailure]

Southern is a rail operator that has a deserved reputation for unreliability. There's nothing more to it than that.

[@underwaterdick]

The modern disdain for Southern has NOTHING to do with anything before the franchise went to them. It has everything to do with their poor performance, customer service and infamous strikes. Then again, Northern just had their franchise cancelled, and South Western Railway are at rock bottom in customers eyes currently. Historic locomotives and regions are irrelevant.

[@mrmcbaldspot]

I don't think the Empire had Wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.

[@maxgleaves5454]

Pretty confident that Northern Fail makes Southern Rail look efficient.... with or without the Colonel at the helm

[@Raayhan2704]

Naa this man makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, great content great voice over

[@ah13stu7]

Get the bulldozer out on those pesky red signals. Get in the old class 31 to give us even more pleasure.

[@DoctorMagdaki]

After the episode you must have been having nightmares about emergency brakes. No, no, emergency. Lol

[@jacktaylor9078]

I'm only just seeing this, but this guys really funny. Made my Week 😂😂😂

[@muhammedibrahimsarfraz8770]

This was a very good simulation. Just one tip I learnt.All electrostars in this simulation always need to have the automatic door open before u can close the cab door ;)

[@fighterpilot5105]

Stop making me snort rum and coke, Colonel. It burns...And, I'm thinking that was a Fawltey door.

[@AnonYmous-dh2zt]

My hometown (Eastbourne)! Also, yes it is always f***ing raining, considering it's called the "Sunshine Coast". Also, yes again, Southern is the s***iest Train Operating Company in the UK.

[@al3xand3rl3wis3]

Between Northern and Southern the UK is awful for rail traffic.

[@MarsMullo1]

At 6:08 there is a need for the smoothing tool between the tracks. You can change games Colonel but you can't escape your pet terrain peeve.😉

[@OscarLovesVil]

Learning the configuration of the glorious Southern 377 Part 54.

[@lastationproductions]

The train announcements always get me lol 😂

[@alkohallick2901]

Best thing I watched all day!

[@woodchipnz]

I'm (originally) from Seaford. DLC bought as soon as I saw it had Seaford in it.

[@volvotrident4835]

I love Seaford lol

[@mobiletransportvideo]

Colonel, you probably had a few cars hanging off the back end of the platform at Hampden Park

[@jaydenrusson371]

Do more Train things, you make my day :)

[@berenscott8999]

That point where you realise there is a keyboard button for speeding up and slowing down :P

[@zekrom6537]

he knows but he want it to be more realistic but well the game really loves that emergency brake xD

[@berenscott8999]

@@zekrom6537 when you drive a train you dont have to take your eyes off the prize to adjust the throttle. ;)

[@gamingwithslowpsycho1507]

A 377 tight? Try the class 153 before they disappear.... only one of the driving cabs are original and full depth

[@Northlander74]

Berwick upon Tweed...right on the Northumberland border to Scotland

[@underwaterdick]

So, not quite north then! Gotta hit Perth before you are truly approaching the north! 😉

[@Northlander74]

@@underwaterdick North of England

[@scmtuk3662]

If you keep insisting on going straight for B3, instead of applying a smaller level of breaking power, there wouldn't be a risk of an Emergency Stop. (Also, A to increase throttle/decrease brakes, D to decrease throttle/increase brake. No more magnets.)

[@JimLem]

That door with the consoles attached to it is meant to stay open when the cab is in use. That's why it kept opening when you sat down.

[@jochenlippert2353]

One of the few train lines in Britain I've seen myself (not used yet tho) :)

[@ethanchernicoff5750]

Can you do a purely passenger episode?

[@mikefj2004]

Let’s rock, ok we’re away (pushes emergency break😂😂😂😂😂)

[@aircooledorion]

are you sure this is southern railways I could have swore I saw empty seats normally you have to arm wrestle the pregnant woman for the seat and just stand there looking at the people who have seats and wonder how on earth they managed it and who you must kill/bribe to get one? It is nice to know that northern rail can call on CF to demonstrate his keeping to time table expertise and pass on his professional train driving skills to any who wish to advance their abilities[ to the next rail franchise to take over]

[@andrewtimmis3482]

From Eastborune, can confirm, is raining...

[@DWtrainsNZ]

One of the best you've ever done. Brilliant 😂

[@breakcoregivesmewo0od611]

refreshing episode inbetween the other series! by the way did the multiplayer ever make the cut for this game? In September 2016, Dovetail Games announced Train Sim World, a new train simulator using Epic's Unreal Engine 4 and featuring a multiplayer as well as the ability to walk around in the world.

[@Adam-zg7tw]

No multiplayer yet. They haven't ruled it out

[@papasmurfette007]

More hosing action than a fireman's appliance convention...

[@kimjongunlol193]

The Victoria to South London route has always been ontime lol..

[@cabe_bedlam]

Seems I will never fulfil my dream as a warning beep conductor.

[@baronburgamot243]

Really enjoy our videos, and I ... live there, I live in Eastbourne

[@PazDAlma]

God I can’t watch this, I’m gonna play Transport Fever 2 URGENT 😂

[@The_Joker-007]

That was fun Thanks Colonel

[@coinman1972]

Probably should use the keyboard when using these locos. just a suggestion :)

[@Mass_hole508]

New TSW from the Colonel! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[@thelastpilot4582]

Flight sims, Farm sims, Car and lorry sims all interface with external hardware but train sims don't. Moving analogue levers with keyboard keys takes away a lot of the reality for me. I have over 1079 hrs in TSW but it still infuriates me.

[@papasmurfette007]

There are 3rd party programs (open source I think) that allow remapping joystick axes and buttons to keyboard commands, although they may be hit and miss. I know some have used flight controls with recent Train Simulator versions. I always envisioned using the 3-way quadrant installed sideways to operate throttle, train brake and engine brake. I couldn't find a saved bookmark, so you'll need to google it if interested...

[@thelastpilot4582]

Thanks I mentioned them to Matt (on Discord) he suggested they can go out of sinc, I believe I have looked but to be honest I did not entirely understand them.

[@baardk2]

LOL! :) That f..... emergency. I hate it too :)

[@Biotic_Warlock]

This is an accurate depiction of Southern rail

[@shilohslim1893]

Eastbourne to Brighton's for kids - for the full Southern experience, go for the weekday 07h20 from Three Bridges to London Bridge on the Thameslink... *shudder*

[@diet1985]

I was chuckling through out... Spot on!

[@marquestainter4131]

"Colonel Emergency Stop!!"

[@anthonypecoraro5472]

Try driving with the keyboard, it’s easier. I think you were able to pass the signal because you used “reload last checkpoint” things like that cause a glitch where you can pass red signals without issue.

[@colonelfailure]

Easier!? Get on my power level!

[@Roe-se9nd]

Your commentary is priceless.

[@gerurban]

Hello! Please tell me if there are free dlc for this game?

[@nialldub]

Classic Failure, love it.

[@mikefj2004]

Enters station...(immediately applies emergency brake)

[@timternet6730]

3 Failures are good! Try 4 next time.

[@TheDanc1nghawk]

you make me terrified to ever take public transit

[@colonelfailure]

My work here is done.

[@iLied12]

Can you try again?

[@radyab5977]

But aren't you a developer for dovetail Games who made TSW

[@breakcoregivesmewo0od611]

i think in one of the livesteams he mentioned it was more on the pr/community mangement side then developing for dovetail

[@colonelfailure]

I do player research for them on a part time basis. If this video appears biased, that'd be why.

[@thedumgamer2046]

oh god now i have southerntraindrivenbycolonel-phobia and i need to go on one tommorow

[@Xipheas]

Genuinely hilarious! Thanks.

[@bb-3653]

Omgd, imagine this man was a real train driver 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@colonelfailure]

You should be so lucky.

[@Woden325]

All aboard the Whiplash Special!

[@colonelfailure]

Not quite my tempo.

[@WCML730]

It's Ber Wick (Berwick) and its Glye nd (Glynde) (How to say it)

[@hi24x]

Bombardier manufactured them from 2001 to 2003

[@haydonsheard2168]

It was actually manufactured up in till 2014 and then they converted their 375s and reclassified them 377/3 a three car formation

[@Slatd3]

When you got happen for problems doors then I out then I do close it but I forgot the brake train then train backwards themselves. I trying inside for driver 😂😂😂

[@micktaylor9332]

?????

[@sosig1341]

You sound a lot like Sam from the train simulator KZbin channel

[@colonelfailure]

There's a really good reason for that...

[@cyborgbadger1015]

Go to 30.00 for an 'amazing' action shot. You wont regret it.

[@kirkfranklinboy1986]

AWS Amazon Web services LOL

[@earlofdoncaster5018]

Do a steam train.

[@Mass_hole508]

Does anyone here play TSW on ps4? If so how is it?

[@ianpilkington2037]

I do, it's ok

[@Mass_hole508]

Thanks

[@chrisacworth]

put your lights on

[@elizabethlineforlife]

Open The Flippin Doors Lets Go I’m Going This Way This Time We’re Going Down Hill I’ve Got The Hammer Down Now Got You Up To Max Flippin What Not Funny

[@colonelfailure]

Yup, I think you've got the whole script there.