How fast is too fast? | Train Sim World Ruhr Sieg Nord

[@dobbin004]

The ending we wanted, the ending we deserved! Fan - bloody - tastic!

[@Lykas_mitts]

"terrible train service, driver decided to commit domestic terrorism rather than let all passengers on board" -review by passenger left on platform.

[@MravacKid]

Obviously, he didn't want any innocents to get injured, that's why he didn't let them on board. The man deserves a medal.

[@christopherflynn4094]

"I did not pass a f***ing signal" he says as he passes a signal. That ending had me in tears. Angry sweary colonel is my favourite colonel.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

"They're just looking at the train, they must be enthusiasts" GOLD

[@jdoe77]

this video brings some good memories back. having rode this route before in real life a few times i have to admit that the Colonel is by far the most punctual driver i have experienced on this route. And the most funniest. hilarious announcement there on the PA. BTW you have some nice german skills there, Colonel. You should send the video to Deutsche Bahn and apply for a job. If i had to say something there i would hire you on the spot. You might want to cut out the part of the derailment though.

[@stastez]

"In my wisdom I've decided I'm not bothered about being on time any more, I'm just trying to get there at all" - every German train driver ever

[@martynhorton4792]

East Midlands Trains have watched this video and ask if you can start on Monday on the London to Sheffield route.................................Pushing the tea cart.

[@MrINSOMNIA24]

Does anyone else experience frustration when watching gamers like this guy ? It was pretty obvious he wasn't to leave before passengers had finished boarding but he left anyway 😂 I think it was the left platform you had to open the doors on. Because when you came through the meter started to fill.

[@Focusonbehind]

''They're just looking at the train, they're clearly enthusiasts'' Simple but had me in tears

[@robertmartin8199]

We haven’t heard that kind of language since Spintires: Mudrunner. Awesome!!!

[@SaturnMist09]

So much for the family-friendly ending there Colonel! Love it! That was the best! And just finished watching the live stream. So one day you are fighting the Germans, lost and now drive trains for them. Makes sense! Hahaha

[@roboko6618]

Nah it's okay Colonel I've been to germany their trains are always late. You're 100% authentic!

[@42exabyte17]

That´s not even true! Some of them are not delayed because they aren´t running! Please show a bit more respect to our beloved (and privatized) DB! PS: This is an ironic comment. Of coure it´s terrible. :D

[@papasmurfette007]

Their certainly not the Japanese anyway, who make a written apology for being 20 seconds late...

[@YaegerYT]

I'm german and I gotta say... Your german is pretty good. Love your vids, keep it up

[@angrypanda2716]

I lost it at the ending haha! You got my sub bro! Hope to see more like this!

[@kennolan890]

Brilliant! The best sim video I've seen yet and a man after my own heart breaking all the rules.

[@Kickjess]

HAHAHA 10/10 ending

[@MHDWVA47]

Your reaction in the last second made my day! Priceless...

[@tobiaswiegmann6689]

I am originally from Hohenlimburg, don't usually play any trainsimulations but I love it to see my hometown in a game.

[@mister_M.]

1:57 glad they’ve fixed the npc ai. Great job 👍🏽

[@Smg12340]

Awesome work Colonel. This is what I love about your channel

[@michaelmacdonell2942]

From what I remember, any speed that isn't too slow is too fast. That and "surprise!" speed restrictions that aren't on the driver interface, but are somewhere in the programme. Bastards.

[@jenskunze4384]

Lol. I love to hear you speaking german as a german. ^^ Besides becoming late is normal for the "Deutsche Bahn". Your german speech to the passangers was really good.

[@brianstevens9469]

Loving the commentary. It's like Boris Johnstone on steroids! lol. Great stuff.

[@iaspex1289]

"How fast is too fast?" Tends to be usually around 200 MPH, Cln.

[@DWtrainsNZ]

Oh man that ending 😂 The German commentary too 😂 Honestly you are the man. Don't stop failing 👍

[@tuxrandom]

23:38 Nope, you should rather be worried if your train is on time. And btw, DB calls every delay less than 16 minutes "on time".

[@mrhipbone]

Highly entertaining Cnl, I rate this journey 3 bananas. The problem lies with the track design I believe, clearly there was nowhere near enough queuing space on the approach to the station.

[@proxi9494]

Dovetail games has manuals for each train online, one of the first things on the manual is the quick start guide. It tells you how to get the train ready for departure, it helped me alot.

[@mister_M.]

Nah just wing it

[@GrijzePilion]

Didn't even get to see it derail. What killjoys. I too enjoy speeding, but I always slow down when there's a threat of derailment. Most of those miserable 60mph corners can be easily taken at 100, however.

[@ryanvalentine4151]

A Guy Called Pi It ever so slightly came off the tracks.

[@Harrodsburg14]

Absolutely beautiful ending!

[@wilcosmit2183]

About at 15.33, Captain Failure is trying to get op to Speed for The slingshot effect, also known as the light-speed breakaway factor, was a method of time travel through the use of an artificially-created time warp. This maneuver was performed by traveling at an extremely high warp factor towards a massive body with a high gravitational attraction, such as a star. After allowing the gravitational pull to accelerate the vessel to even faster speeds, the vessel would then break away from the stellar body, creating a whiplash effect which could transport the vessel through time. Performing this maneuver required extremely precise calculations to be made, such as availability of fuel components, acceleration, and mass of a vessel through a time continuum. KIRK: Can we make breakaway speed? SPOCK: Hardly, Admiral, I cannot even guarantee we will escape the sun's gravity! I shall attempt to compensate by altering our trajectory. SULU: Warp eight. Eight point one... Maximum speed, sir! SPOCK: Admiral, I need thruster control. KIRK: Acceleration thrusters at Spock's command! SPOCK: Steady. ...Steady. ...Now! (the 767.2 DAB PBZFA slingshots around the sun)...... 16.19..... (the crew awake from the time-travel) KIRK: Mister Sulu? ...Mister Sulu! ...Mister Sulu. SULU: Aye sir? KIRK: What is our condition? SULU: Sir, ...the braking thrusters have fired. KIRK: Picture, please. ...Earth. ...But when? ...Spock? SPOCK: Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the latter half of the twentieth century. KIRK: Well done, Spock...... And Captain Failure can try again from the point, were he first made a wooopsie..... I like this, hahahahahaha.....

[@ewsartilleryewsartillery2164]

the ending was the best

[@thedumgamer2046]

Nice driving (the second time) and a [BEEP] classic ending!

[@ryanbarrett4899]

Wow speed in the game

[@Evergreen64]

OMG! I can't believe that you remembered The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3!

[@colonelfailure]

Superb movie ... The original that is. The remake was passable at best.

[@XCrawlFan]

Welcome to The Newsroom, Jeff. This just in: berserker train driver arrested on German platform!

[@IrLosin]

I am the kind of guy who sits in first class wearing a hoodie. I once checked into a snobby 5 star hotel wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

[@excitableboy7031]

I've done that. I was this close to the staff telling me there were no vacant rooms too I tell you. Doesn't help that I was growing my hair out back then.

[@IrLosin]

The trick is to book online and pay up front. They can't refuse you then ;)

[@madwulfus3236]

Ah don't worry about being on time mate, German trains are never on time, especially the DB Regios, as they always have to give way to the IC and ICE's which are hardly ever on time on time either!

[@PeterESSA]

Ha ha! This is one of the best videos I've seen lately!! 10 out of 10!! 😂😂

[@Nekron99OMG]

That one guy on the platform gave you a pretty nasty look. Obviously a trouble maker.

[@jonahyudkindibdin4208]

I still get slightly excited by the intro.

[@sumit_ES44]

We need more of this! Haha! GJ.

[@muzero2642]

A train can never go fast enough! There is always room for speed

[@-syphec-3600]

that ending tho

[@KymboAllsorts]

Best ending!! Great Vid!! 😂🤣

[@jaspalsingh2201]

why you could not open the doors is because you needed to open them on left and right side because there is a platform on the left andright side

[@oogie-boogie]

i love the ending of this!,,,lol :)

[@ah13stu7]

Classic Colonel. What a beeping stupid place to put a beeping signal. You need to give them an experts lesson into signal placement.

[@scmtuk3662]

7:26 "I dunno if we're supposed to come into stop here..." Is it me, or does it say "STOP AT LOCATION"?

[@obliteron]

Swei bier fur Colonel Failure!

[@colonelfailure]

Vielen dank.:)

[@lespaddick6248]

Even German sunsets are aggressive

[@Bunny_Dubois]

The Colonel is uncalm

[@popcorncolonel726]

HES EXCEEDING THE LIMITS OF REALITY

[@manmeetparmar4402]

Honk the horn during land crossing and departing from the station

[@Elvo7684]

From your professional, unbiased opinion, if a fellow middle aged gentleman was to purchase one of these fine train sims, which one is worth the beer tokens? I would prefer to potter around on UK trains, just to rekindle my early 80's youth i.e trains that smelt of pee and were run by Arthur Scargill types. But since I've managed to get on my son's Steam account I feel an urge to live the dream and drive a train, despite the fact that I'm slightly colour blind, but as you've proved here, speed, signals and general safety are rules worth breaking.

[@colonelfailure]

That's a tricky one. My own preference is toward big American freight diesels, despite that being close to treason. The HST line out if Paddington is jolly good and the modelling on the heritage diesel line is just lovely, even if it's a bit slow for my taste. There's a much broader range in Train Simulator than Train Sim World, but it lacks the same level of detail. I've videos on both routes listed above if you want to try before you buy.

[@ICfilm80]

Best ending ever.

[@apaijmans]

Maybe Germans are efficient because they run (speedy) single motorwagons? Deutsche Bahn should hire conductor train driver Colonel Failure.... look at it he goes warp speed and gives passengers another chance to embark on the train. Well done sir. ;)

[@clanman2132]

@Colonel Failure at the beginning of the video you tried to speak the ,,name‘‘ of the train like words,but it’s speaken letter for letter

[@benrgrogan]

I'm pretty certain that was supposed to be the joke

[@Abbittibbi]

Welcome to it!

[@roubeaconrails178]

nice voice! great video! perfect channel!

[@NarturArkano]

5 minutes late and blows past the signal. Must be a Colonel Failure video.

[@jaydenmorcom8961]

love your video

[@aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072]

He didn't realize he opened the wrong side doors did he He also didn't realize he barely loaded anybody because he never opened the correct doors

[@Abbittibbi]

DO NOT PANIC: It's a test!

[@ninjapumkin]

Awesome episode!! So did it make you feel like Superman flying past the train to save Lois who was a patient?

[@Don_Facoquero]

Deliberate failure is deliberate

[@colonelfailure]

Oh were that true...

[@HennieBruurmijn]

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... NOPE... Maybe you need to have some celebrities on board, seems to work well for you ;-)

[@mahmoudshaker3813]

I want this game

[@GrijzePilion]

A locomotive and only one car? What good is that for? Seems very unrealistic.

[@mattjauchler5237]

A Guy Called Pi It seems a mite unrealistic, but service RB 56 operates this train, as seen here: www.google.com/search?q=db+rb+56&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS715US715&hl=en-US&prmd=vsin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiv87Lrw4jdAhXewMQHHR8oA14Q_AUIEygD&biw=375&bih=591#

[@clanman2132]

It is unrealistic

[@YaegerYT]

It is, they usually have a total of 5 Wagon + Loco

[@clanman2132]

They can have on smaller services a minimum of 3 wagons and on bigger services around 5 or 6 wagons

[@mattjauchler5237]

Well, the pictures I could find of “RB 56” as it’s listed in the TSW menu all seem to show just the one car being pushed by a locomotive. While it might not be correct for many services, at the time this route depicts RB 56 ran with that consist. Other trains on the TSW route do operate with full consists.

[@s777esl6]

Colonel, have you every fought about doing a trucking series across Europe in est2

[@colonelfailure]

I've got an ancient ATS series that may amuse - check through my playlists.

[@nickharper3137]

colonel failure ,name explain it all XD

[@tobiasb6768]

28:30 I had that after a 25 min new york ac 64 scenario

[@onkeldalek2925]

0:48 Deutsche Bahn in a nutshell

[@ParanoimiaUK]

Oh I say! Won't somebody think of the children?!?

[@davidfrommont3011]

This is hilarious. I’m crying...

[@rhmagalhaes]

Ohhh yeahhh this is how i like to start the day... lmfaO

[@StoneE4]

Why didn't those patients get on the train? Too soon?

[@MisamHunnan]

You did pass the signal though.

[@thomaslauffenberger5795]

Failure is not an option; it's a surname...

[@mobiletransportvideo]

Colonel, have you replayed this since and realised what happened at holenburg! Looks like you opened wrong side doors.

[@mobiletransportvideo]

And saw that u restarted it

[@ericduvall925]

You on the short bus

[@SebastianD334]

you should use a longer train

[@QuintonMurdock]

I just got tsw on PS4. Tbh I see why you go to fast and pass the station and stop to early. This shiz ain’t easy

[@khurrum7533]

Are you playing this simulation on ps4?

[@colonelfailure]

PC

[@jakobgehmacher9449]

I alwaye have to laugh, when i hear an English guy speaking German cause i am a German

[@coinman1972]

At 16:45, isn't that Vin Diesel?

[@playerone82]

Punch it Chewy lol.

[@TBoy205]

That stop marker is placed very poorly at the end

[@bigtstacks12]

This add on is not in the PlayStation store

[@kmortensen9312]

Germany usually nice this time of year.. aw.. second :D

[@geoffwebber8272]

Where were the patients?

[@Zharvuiys]

28:30 haha

[@delticmatt7869]

Ohhh yes u did 28:31 u still doing 3mph

[@Totokuma]

did I hear "G-Forces"?

[@colonelfailure]

Thank god you're here.

[@Cosinus107]

концовка понравилась хахахах

[@thatdriftingguy197]

kinda funny how bad you are in a good way

[@dashcamuk23]

I feel very let down by this. I was expecting you to be ploughing into platform. Not angry but very disappointed

[@oskarsrode2167]

Howlin bug

[@jaspermcmillan6918]

Good grief!!

[@7orenz264]

265km/h but you need of 6 locomotives coupled: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGLZdolmlqt8Z7s

[@christopher6491]

Xbox one PlayStation4 PC coming soon train sim would