As a Lebanese-Christian I loved that. Really good content Sammy God bless you.
@planetarysolidarity3 ай бұрын
Wisely hilarious.
@staissitrading66753 ай бұрын
God, glad reading your comment, coz several times my comments on israel attacking gaza, west bank and lebanon, replied by trolls saying there is NO CHRISTIANS in gaza, west bank and lebanon, and they said Jesus with (zionist) Israel. Man, IDF literally attacking Armenian decent christians in Bethlehem, settlers spitting on Christians in Jerussalem, and IDF bombed churches in Gaza and Lebanon border.
@humblebee83343 ай бұрын
Is he Christian?
@2yahav3 ай бұрын
yeah? great parties in lebanon? your country is long gone from what he's talking about, you are iran slave state now... i get it, let talk about when Iran was cool and not now when if you wear you hijab wrong you're gone... all about white washing radical islam, terror simping at its best
@UmmAdam93 ай бұрын
Why bring religion into this? Arab is Arab no matter what religion you follow.
@zacurrya94853 ай бұрын
Idk if it's just me but this guy is getting better
@tsubakisan11473 ай бұрын
Not just you, @SammyObied is whip smart and every clip, every set is on point, every set he reminds us of his humanity, the humanity of the Palestinian people & their desire to LIVE IN PEACE AND BE TREATED WITH RESPECT, just as anyone would want to.
@hitreset02913 ай бұрын
Most definitely. Great job. Great comedian. Great truth teller.
@pikachutyson2 ай бұрын
It's just you.
@zacurrya94852 ай бұрын
@@pikachutyson you must be Israeli, my condolences for the brainwashing
@Saintboyfr2 ай бұрын
Yeah i can tell also
@geovanniali60603 ай бұрын
In our millions and our billions 🍉☘️🕊️
@T41M.3 ай бұрын
This is ✨Quality Comedy✨ taken to next level! Keep it up bro✌🏼🍉
@nata75363 ай бұрын
This ❤
@eanymeanyminymo3 ай бұрын
I was at this show ❤❤❤ loved it! I met another Sammy from the West Bank recently in the east bay, they and my group are going to meet up and see how we can help. Free Palestine
@SarahRaquelEl3 ай бұрын
Hey Sammy! Beautiful work! May God free Palestine and protect yall.🩵🌸🩵🌸
@bencarpenter37853 ай бұрын
Free yourself from Islam buddy
@SarahRaquelEl3 ай бұрын
@@bencarpenter3785 Free yourself from Zionist propaganda and stand against whats wrong and genocide BUDDY.
@SarahRaquelEl3 ай бұрын
@@bencarpenter3785 AWWWWWWWWWWWW you seem SO confused! It’s okay 😄😄😄😄No one here was talking to u. Yeah! the doors that way. Okay? Byeeeeeeeee
@SsoulBlade2 ай бұрын
Free from Hamas
@shememe4963 ай бұрын
"Incensitive" nailed ITTT
@OrdinaryCritic3 ай бұрын
Just like Jesus on the cross ❤❤
@moniqueengleman8733 ай бұрын
Insensitive * get spell check
@shememe4963 ай бұрын
@@moniqueengleman873 Bro watch the video first😂
@veynz12 ай бұрын
Hey, you should have given a "Spoiler Alert"!
@mguerra793 ай бұрын
Nailed it! Love you, man! You're... wise, man... :D
@plum_loco3 ай бұрын
I see what you did there!😄
@mguerra793 ай бұрын
@@plum_loco :D #FreePalestine! ;)
@freesoul26773 ай бұрын
I know this is supposed to be funny but I can’t stop myself from crying. Free Palestine Free Gaza 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️
@riadvelar92603 ай бұрын
Allah bless you
@plum_loco3 ай бұрын
Just know others are crying with you all over the world.😢
@guyyeruhammiron3 ай бұрын
Yep... It's all about you
@paulvoas33283 ай бұрын
They had the chance in 1948, 1967, 1973, 2010 ….. why are they the only permanent refugees- victim mentality is weak. Millions of refugees from ww2 have prospered and Arabs have been left behind by their own institutions.
@khryssitheo6143 ай бұрын
@@paulvoas3328😂😂😂😂😂
@elhamkadic47863 ай бұрын
Same happened in Bosnia and America gave that part of Bosnia- 50 percent to Serbian- calling it entity of republica srpska Shameful But at least it stayed the state of Bosnia with so complicated system that even 30 years after the state cannot function
@felixdim39773 ай бұрын
I just read that there are children trapped under the rubble after the recent attack. People don’t know how to rescue them as they don’t have the necessary equipment. I can’t put my head around the fact that other countries can’t help these people. I can’t believe that children could be subjected to this!!!!
@staissitrading66753 ай бұрын
Even pictures viralling on a father holding achmed, a gazan baby lost his head coz of IDF missile and zionists still say it's hoax, but keep believing the 40 beheaded babies story with zero proof even the journalist reporting that already apologized for lying, of in his word "misjudgement" .
@paulvoas33283 ай бұрын
It’s history- but we can do better
@zirak93-23 ай бұрын
@@paulvoas3328 We can, but will we. Ofc. the rick pricks does not want that.
@gmallory3 ай бұрын
Israel controls Jordan's water and Israel controls whether the IMF gives money to Egypt sadly
@jutswheezie3 ай бұрын
it is a tragedy that people are hurt in this war - but you see the people responsible for it running around with arms - hijacking aid to sell it to the highes bidder - These people could have released the hostages, agreed to a ceasefire proposal. I do not fanatics to put the blame where it belongs....
@mrfarax49443 ай бұрын
Somali here am offended😂😂 frankincense comes from us not Ethiopians.
@SammyObeidComedy3 ай бұрын
Next time I tell I I’ll correct it 😂
@mrfarax49443 ай бұрын
Thx akhi looking forward to it
@hattiebgood3 ай бұрын
He can still keep the myrrh! 😊
@Sickwitit18Ай бұрын
But the trade route came up from Ethiopia! That's what he was saying
@maartendas13583 ай бұрын
No refunds? Now I’m incensed.
@Blackridge.2 ай бұрын
You know a comedian is a PRO when they dont need to resort to "dirty" comedy to make an audience laugh. Great job sammy! 👏🙏
@simonsteen-andersen31813 ай бұрын
Best available therapy against the "witnessing-war-crimes-melancholi" is the laughter-and-hope-inducing performance of this comedian virtuoso!
@AaYannn__3 ай бұрын
Bro thx soo much for ur appreciation, u comedy always makes my day better
@iamkatykabha3 ай бұрын
Well calculated in every joke, the Wikipedia, the made up story…….sounds like an entity we all know and hate 😂
@westt90303 ай бұрын
The world needs him so much right now.
@Ahmad_Sadik3 ай бұрын
Sorry brother. I couldn’t able to help Palestinians.
@Dantdmbutthereisatwist3 ай бұрын
People who came 5 hours before gang
@professorrogue34733 ай бұрын
Present
@zizojaezekeom35653 ай бұрын
How is your comment 9h ago and the video is currently 4 hours old 😂, you were waiting?
@sugarbrown19953 ай бұрын
6 hours gang where ya at 🫣
@AndresPerez-tg9ms3 ай бұрын
You are just, the best! Smart, funny, and with integrity and human values!
@theonetruekirk3 ай бұрын
Every time I read an Israeli apologist I need to remember that the VAST majority of the world support the Palestinians.
@LukiaChan083 ай бұрын
To be fair, at least some of them are paid bots by Isrl..
@vangroover19033 ай бұрын
But the better people support Israel too. Not all of us are terror hugging simps that can only see black & white..............even when it's red all over.
@yumsanmei3 ай бұрын
Free Palestine from Islam
@theonetruekirk3 ай бұрын
@@yumsanmei ungh, troll
@yumsanmei3 ай бұрын
@@theonetruekirk Islamic troll
@AnonymousSynonymous3 ай бұрын
Sammy! I saw you in Detroit! I felt lucky that I live near Dearborn/Detroit and got to see you in this very relevant moment at a very special location (I felt in my heart). I have been waiting weeks for any new content, and I saw this and immediately my day was brighter. We really need to laugh when the fascists try to steal all of the hope, humor and smiles from the world. It’s one of our greatest weapons besides love, compassion, and solidarity. Free Palestine! 🇵🇸 🍉 🕊️
@kahutochishisumi90563 ай бұрын
Watching from Nagaland, India
@tahiraleem3 ай бұрын
Nagaland is beautiful. Love from Pakistan
@HiiiKkk-n9k3 ай бұрын
I’m watching this at 2:35 in the morning in Australia. “They” changed Palestine vs Australia World Cup qualifier from Sydney to Perth ( the city that is furthest from other Australian big cities, Perth is nearest to Singapore )
@arsalanjaffery47633 ай бұрын
one of the best long walks I've been on.
@shividhillon4303 ай бұрын
Thank you Sammy for all your great work that helps us laugh a little during these dark times
@LiPalm-n6y3 ай бұрын
Woah, I just found out you're coming to Europe! It's a pity I'm in Italy (where too few speak English) and not planning to travel soon. I hope I can catch you next time, maybe next year in Ireland or in the UK
@hollyskelton13 ай бұрын
Turmeric was called gold and was highly valued so were the other two spices and also used as medicine. All 3 more valuable than money for trade. The incense joke is funny though.
@theonetruekirk3 ай бұрын
Interesting. Does that mean/imply that the one who brought 'gold' actually brought Turmeric?
@coffee67833 ай бұрын
Jesus sandals were popular back in the day - too soon...incensitive? Sammy does it again!🤣👍
@anjua46443 ай бұрын
Just booked my tickets to see you in July, London......cant wait 😊
@ren48933 ай бұрын
the kind of jokes you come up with *chef kiss* 💚🇵🇸🔻
@JP-BRUK3 ай бұрын
Spinning back then in Lebanon 😂
@SA-rs5pl3 ай бұрын
Sammy with his comedic IQ continues to awe us while honing his craft.
@myfavoriteplanet32473 ай бұрын
🍉
@reehanataj22083 ай бұрын
Great way to educate the ignorant Brother. Free Palestine 🍉
@lennychorn1472 ай бұрын
The only people who are ignorant, are the people who think that Palestine was ever an independent nation. Or that the Israelis are the invaders occupying Arab land. The so called Palestinians, are actually refugees from the surrounding Muslim nations, who were forced into the region by their respective governments, to try and block the reestablishment of the Jewish state. Do some real research, and stop being a shill for terrorists.
@anapontopina863 ай бұрын
Sammy if you are not a father you are ready to become one. You have the best funny type of dad jokes😂
@Ozymandias833 ай бұрын
All that build up for a pun lol
@SpriteFan643 ай бұрын
Just found you and love your work, its amazingly funny, hope to come to one of your shows someday! 😂😂
@roxanassound86253 ай бұрын
I love your content! Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@paulvoas33283 ай бұрын
They had the chance in 1948, 1967, 1973, 2010 ….. why are they the only permanent refugees- victim mentality is weak. Millions of refugees from ww2 have prospered and Arabs have been left behind by their own institutions.
@aaronwriterguy3 ай бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@yumsanmei3 ай бұрын
Free Palestine from Islam
@donalbreathnach2443 ай бұрын
@@yumsanmeiFree Palestine from Zionism
@yumsanmei3 ай бұрын
@@donalbreathnach244 That's nothing wrong with Zionism
@yumsanmei3 ай бұрын
@@donalbreathnach244 Izlam is the Problem
@CensoredFacts3 ай бұрын
Just as Palestine was freed from the Romans and the crusaders, soon it will be free from the Israeli Zionist Nazis.
@riadvelar92603 ай бұрын
Bro is good with them punchlines , Allah bless you ma brother,. Love from 🇩🇿
@debbies75413 ай бұрын
Good morning Sammy!
@MrCarhoo3 ай бұрын
Crazy the Gaza story wild choices. Really hit me then. 😢
@Carrie-so3ro3 ай бұрын
As a Christian, I will say that that was a funny bit. I would ALSO say that (unfortunately) it isn't true. Gaza may have been the end of the incense trail, but as you say it was the end. One of the original places it was from - according to you - is Ethiopia. It is believed that one of the 3 wise men was FROM Ethiopia (or, the START of the incense trail.) This makes PERFECT sense, because if you are seeing a very significant light in the sky & you believe it represents a huge change in the world - SO HUGE that you are going to travel to see the implications 1st hand, you don't show up empty-handed, HOPING to find a gift of good enough significance to REPRESENT a GIFT FROM A KING, to an EVEN BIGGER KING. One who is going to change the WORLD. You need to make sure that you have something GOOD, REALLY GOOD, with you when you START on your journey! You're "carrying!" 😉
@SammyObeidComedy3 ай бұрын
It makes perfect ‘cense 😊 truth is we don’t know exactly where they were from, there’s speculation. But I’ve heard various stories, this is one of them.
@rhsound30273 ай бұрын
love you dude - your comedic points about very emotional topics are always genius. ❤️🍉❤️
@jimmatthew28653 ай бұрын
Finest dad joker in the game
@heraldocosta14693 ай бұрын
Oh my f...... J..... He is right in the Point. !! Most of us are sensitive to Gaza for the Barbaric comited by Israel since 1948.
@theonetruekirk3 ай бұрын
I love how he cracked himself up, about the three wise boyz and baby j. And you had to know there was a 'great' pun coming at the end of the set. No refunds.
@ashleyyyy88333 ай бұрын
No one else can pull off a dad joke as a punch line like you.
@SuperDflower3 ай бұрын
Sorry to leave and nerdy comment, but actually there was a frankincense trail through the Middle East. And the reason that it was so important ones because it has many medicinal benefits. It heals ulcers. As far as Myrrh, It’s used for wound healing and it was necessary to have it if you were going to go into battle. Lots more to say but just a basic rundown of the reason for the value
@assiaidrissou44593 ай бұрын
I didn't see that coming ... i should have ... 😂😂😂
@mangokane113 ай бұрын
This is frikken hilarious! All of this is going over my head! Judging by the the laughs, he sounds clever and funny. But they're going right over my head! That's hilarious! I gotta go educate myself so i can appreciate these jokes!
@TheBrutuzrawk3 ай бұрын
Duuuuuuuude what a punchline!!!! Inscentsitive!! Omg I love you, that was alot if buildup for a joke. Long story jokes can easily bomb my god. This is bomb proof... Wait.... Wait.
@vangroover19033 ай бұрын
Given the subject, we were all worried he was going to bomb.
@earthynomad71603 ай бұрын
Sammy is just a typical arab. They are naturally funny 😂😂😂😂😂
@batblurr133 ай бұрын
HAHAHAH no refunds man you’re gifted mashaAllah 😂👑
@dixztube3 ай бұрын
Got a lot of respect for ya man.
@fpn233 ай бұрын
Love your material! May you always be blessed.
@monsieurfrancoise3 ай бұрын
Take your like and get out 🤣
@jeanhartely3 ай бұрын
Sammy Obeid is a rare comedian. He has that ability to zero in on horror and heartbreak though so-called "lighthearted comedy." He is a rare treasure. In my opinion, he belongs in the ranks of George Carlin and Bill Hicks. Not because his comedy is the same, but because it's just as important.
@jadugarqatil3 ай бұрын
Who cries and gets goosebumps and a little tingle in the spine listening to a stand-up comedian? You just outdid Carlin and Chappelle on the overwhelmed metric, bro.
@ghenakhatib16973 ай бұрын
From Lebanon all the love from the river to the sea Palestine will be free ❤
@nancyroberts54213 ай бұрын
the old white dude who didn't break a single smile during this clip, shaking his head at 7:43 in utter disbelief of a PUN
@heraldocosta14693 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same!!!
@iq-ride93293 ай бұрын
You are CRAZY!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@HabibiOmi913 ай бұрын
Hes good
@kingace61863 ай бұрын
Gaza is a 5,000 year old settlement with a proud history.
@kat2010amsterdam3 ай бұрын
This is real art. You are supreme 🇵🇸
@LiPalm-n6y3 ай бұрын
No one expected the final punchline. I didn't either. I'm still recovering from it. Is it just me or is Sammy really becoming sexier by the hour?
@dimatadore3 ай бұрын
Because Roman rituals involved A LOT of frankincense it was the most profitable trade of the region at the time. It was more valuable than gold. That’s why incense was alongside gold.
@KBo-wd7lw3 ай бұрын
👍👍👍
@magnero27493 ай бұрын
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. MATHEW 5:5-6 Blessed are the Palestinians, for they shall be free, from the river to the sea !
@firthm23 ай бұрын
❤️❤️❤️❤️
@myenglishgig51823 ай бұрын
Loved this, thank you, love from Bulgaria. ❤️❤️☮️☮️🇵🇸🇵🇸 Free free free Palestine!
@CelticStone3 ай бұрын
cant watch this, but here showing support... too sad, too depressed, I worked in the negev and saw things up fairly close and will never forget.
@alpaca_punch3 ай бұрын
Hug.❤
@thomaslikesmusic3 ай бұрын
This world ain’t free til Palestine is free! 🇵🇸
@Peter-ts6hw3 ай бұрын
Bro You Are a legend in the comedy field I really hope you download a vid on how we can improve our sense of humor ❤❤
@Noor-i4t9b3 ай бұрын
🍉🍉🍉🍉💪💪💪💪
@Edu19233 ай бұрын
That was really good. You are very talented.
@tigercionelo3 ай бұрын
Yes
@ordinaryvalley3 ай бұрын
Free 🍉! Brilliant as always x
@nata75363 ай бұрын
Honestly, thank you ❤ This is sunlight bro.
@maisoonafaneh78313 ай бұрын
One of your best!
@KryCaNe3 ай бұрын
Dr Masood Raja’s lecture on “Orientalism” = every Hollywood film where Arabs are the bad guy.
@paulvoas33283 ай бұрын
Maybe those movies are bad but let’s look honestly at middle Eastern democracies, health outcomes for everyone especially women, freedom. I would say the same thing bout Christin theocracies and insanity through history.
@shelvia143 ай бұрын
Thank you, Sammy. You added my vocabularies today. It's easy to learn English with you.
@111music72 ай бұрын
Just discovered you today. I have been laughing so much at your jokes and I really love learning about everything you tell. I grew up not knowing anything about Palastine and Israel and now that the war is going on I hear everyone shouting different opinions. Truths and lies and things that are just outrageous and appalling. So its hard to know the real truth about what is going on. Your storytelling is a great way for me to learn more and you are also a great comedian. Haven't laughed like this in a minute. Imma subscribe. Looking forward to more o7
@mbarkiamira72563 ай бұрын
Wow your sense of humour is on another level ❤️❤️❤️
@williamgreenblatt24453 ай бұрын
Masterful 😂😂😂
@primaryesthethicinstincts48323 ай бұрын
It must be tough to have to keep making jokes during such a tragic time. But this is also a form of resistence.
@arcticgirl103 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry I missed you in Minneapolis. I hope you come back soon ❤🇵🇸
@SammyObeidComedy3 ай бұрын
December 13!!
@arcticgirl103 ай бұрын
@@SammyObeidComedy Alhumdulilah 💕 see you then!
@Intelligence_Failure3 ай бұрын
I too feel incensed about g°°°, but as someone who actually did read the bible that one time around age 11 that put me on the fast lane to atheism (basically I realised that out of all the world's religions, either the vast majority by way of incompatibility had to be false, or indeed all of them may be, and the weak sauce I found in that book clearly did not justify the belief that the religion I had been unenthusiastically introduced to following the coincidence of being born into a particular culture and family happened to be the one true faith), the way I recall the story did not have the three wise men buy their anti-stink at the nearest specialty market, those gifts were supposed to be typical regional products they brought from their homelands. 🤨
@anandasouthard77603 ай бұрын
In these dark times, I’m so grateful for Sammy’s humor❤️
@patricia.romani3 ай бұрын
From Brazil, thank you for all the laughs I laugh watching you! In these hard times, witty intelligent and "censible" humans like you are refreshing blessings ✨✨ And always remind Mandela: "no one is free till Palestine is free" 🇵🇸🫶🏽🇧🇷
@nedim_guitar3 ай бұрын
This was so good! Funny, thoughtful, with a bad but good pun!
@vangroover19033 ай бұрын
Yes, agreed. Given the topic I was worried he might bomb on stage.......
@nedim_guitar3 ай бұрын
@@vangroover1903 😂
@a4h4a43 ай бұрын
More genius work!!😅
@dr.prof.robtopnotch3 ай бұрын
❤ his mathematical jokes are the best!😂 very intelligent, have to be a scholar to appreciate it.
@danielbonaparte84203 ай бұрын
so good , lol
@hissayuma86263 ай бұрын
0:20 😂😂😂 math
@mariamavi67693 ай бұрын
He teach us history through his comedy.❤️👍
@stephanieraihana57043 ай бұрын
Your comedy of gaza was both hilarious and tragic at the same time. Want to laugh but cry inside 😢😂
@liquidfur22 ай бұрын
All of that for a dad joke! I fucking love it! 😂 Edit: Free Palestine!