Comedians Hilarious Brexit Jokes

Stand Up Comedy Brexit Gold with Comedians Stewart Lee, Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr and Henig Wehn.
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[@politicalx6151]

What was your favourite joke?

[@maartenaalsmeer]

"We hold all the cards!" comes to mind. Or: "they need us more than we need them!" "We won, get over it!" is another gem. Oh, you mean the comedian's jokes? 🤭

[@indivisible4835]

Full disclosure, Omid is someone I know. A kinder person you could not hope to meet. His entire routine gets my vote. The work that goes into being that good would challenge the stamina of most folks. He was also brilliant in The Mummy.

[@RazorMouth]

Tea bag 😂

[@rabnori4836]

Yea bag

[@Conservator.]

The first one was great ‘very strong opinions based on nothing’ 👌

[@ellekay4758]

James’ tea analogy (& delivery of it) is gold

[@guywithdacap4713]

It´s so british, nobody else gets it. Just like brexit! 😂

[@ExUSSailor]

It was the single most intelligent ever said about BREXIT.

[@AurioDK]

We closed down shop in England and moved back to Denmark, only about 20 employees so it´s a small business. Anyway, to amuse ourselves Brexit jokes just started flowing, never heard a crew with so much humor in what actually was a sad moment.

[@mjwilliamsb2676]

Omid's 'Ive made my decision' routine made me laugh out loud but they were all very funny - the Burger King guy also hilarious.

[@isabellewhite3505]

I liked the leave the teabag in or out analogy.

[@welshgit]

The burger king one was totally stupid - based on stupid and ignorant ideas. Sure, let's have a "breixteers" comics take, but at least one who understands what "analogy" means. I guess a witty and intelligent brexiteer is not a common thing.

[@mjwilliamsb2676]

@@welshgit your comment's a bit confusing... are you thinking these comedians are Brexiteers,or at least one of them is, and therefore incapable of being witty and intelligent?

[@markwalker2627]

​@welshgit" the burger king one was totally stupid- based on stupid and ignorant ideas" Think you just described Brexit😅😅😅😅

[@painbow6528]

@@welshgit Aww bless.

[@iainamurray]

I saw Stewart Lee live when he did that bit. Some people walked out and he ripped the piss out of them.

[@candyman5912]

I wish had been there for that 😂

[@jonhughes7264]

It's not just racists who voted to leave.... Stuart Lee is a genius

[@derekspitz9225]

Plenty of cnuts voted to remain. You can be sure of that. And moreover, these days, in the very real post Brexit world, continuing to bang on and on about the referendum, getting on for a decade later, makes people look bitter, out of touch and politically naive. BTW - I voted to remain. Residual, fundamentalist remainers are increasingly looking like the nutters, not the normal, non-racist, non rightwing, non jingoistic, working class people who voted to leave the EU that they so love to hate, in such a childishly binary, 'goodies and baddie', cartoon kind of way. smh Britain is no longer part of the EU. Get over it and move on. FFS

[@walterrudich2175]

But certainly all racists voted for Brexit

[@derekspitz9225]

@@walterrudich2175 I see. So using your silly logic, all Muslims are Wahhabi terrorists, because all Wahhabi terrorists are Muslims. That makes perfect sense, right?

[@cdean2789]

& hunts.

[@zaftra]

because it's that simple to the likes of you, vote divided into 17 million obvious racist, and the none racist enlightened ones - delusional or what.

[@nicolaslegrand9414]

Being French, I'm discovering some of the comedians but I gotta love Stewart Lee and thumbs up for the Nigel Farage joke! Amazing! Sheer irreverence! Love it!

[@mistercoquin533]

The reluctant, nervous laughter when Henning Wehn states that those daft enough to believe '£350m for the NHS' on the side of the bus will fall for something equally stupid next time...audience getting a sudden wake up call !

[@davidpryle3935]

I don’t want to live in a world, where you cannot believe everything written on the side of a bus.

[@garyb455]

I see the IMF say in the latest studies that people in the poorest states in the USA get higher pay than the French, and they pay less taxes, I find it hard to understand why anyone supports the failed EU. Over the last 20 years it has declined against the USA on every economic metric, which is why people want change all across Europe.

[@mistercoquin533]

@@garyb455 'kin 'ell Gary think about it me old son you can do it

[@michaelmouse4024]

The bbc are scared to even appear to criticise brexit. Hence the unease when Henning said his piece. My fave anti brexit clip is about Glen Matlock on bbc breakfast.

[@ThomasPalmen]

@@garyb455 Exactly. And they have 3 jobs at the same time, have to take out a loan if they have to call an ambulance and are allowed 5 days holiday a year and 3 days sick leave. Very desirable. The main thing is no taxes.

[@NM-ty3yi]

The tea bag analogy is a gem

[@richardboldbrooker6327]

Frankie Boyle nailed it. "The British have very strong opinions, based on nothing."

[@Demetri450]

So do americans!

[@Johnny-sj9sj]

I must be really old because most comments I've have read on here have been compiled by a cunch of bunts.

[@Alex-il5bk]

Same for US Republicans 😅

[@craigevans6156]

Hennaing is always brilliant, his grasp of humour in a second language is excellent

[@mikescudder4621]

Thought the same thing.... reminds of the time i had hanging out in Patagonia with some guys who barely spoke english. They were in a circle spinning off some rap, in English, for my benefit and after a bit of peer pressure i had a go at improvising rap - and i sucked. Absolutely respect that some people are just on another level in terms of verbal communication. The amount of time it took for me to speak Spanish was my first clue! haha

[@PaddyDAngelo]

Frankie Boyle is a national treasure

[@politicalx6151]

Dam right

[@indivisible4835]

A Scottish National Treasure. 😋

[@aden2957]

Brilliant Frankie Boyle!!! 👍

[@derekspitz9225]

Boyle used to be funny. These days he's a neo-marxist shill.

[@kevinhunter3473]

A snowflake!

[@paulmartin4670]

That entire Stuart Lee 'Content Provider' show might be the best piece of stand up comedy ever.

[@wtfbollos]

stuart lee is not a comedian, he's a social commentator, and not a very good one at that. he's certainly not funny!

[@johanmalm8378]

The Brexit/Trump-cunts joke pairing. The trashing of DVDs. And that beautiful end. Genious show!

[@neilarmour4497]

It's the best, sharpest, most critically observant piece of comedy theatre since his show 'Carpet Remnant World'. That one was very hard to top.

[@gnrseanra9070]

James o Brien? 😂

[@Paul-eb4jp]

Stuart Lee is superb, let's not forget though that the other side have Jim Davidson.

[@danielmartin5632]

😂

[@politicalx6151]

😆 and a tub of lard

[@roberttaylor2058]

🤣that made me laugh more than the jokes on the vid

[@paulgilson2347]

I like them both.

[@entx8491]

@@paulgilson2347 My condolences.

[@bereal6590]

👏👏👏😄😄😄✊ need the light relief from the sickness in our society ✌"no I've made my decision" had me rolling in laughter

[@pauljakeman]

The teabag analogy was so spot on!

[@Loneman_OG]

Stuart Lee has a talent for verbalising my exact thoughts but in an even more sardonic and deadpan tone than I could manage. 😏 And in that routine, he certainly gave it to us straight, like pear cider, that's made from 100% pears. 😐 🤣😂🤣

[@FuriousImp]

It would *appear* this is a pun.

[@bettyswallocks6411]

Brexit is like the Kardashians. I know the Kardashians exist, but I can’t work out what they are for and nobody seems to know the benefit of their existence.

[@gnrseanra9070]

I know it's hilarious! 😂 Is the Eurozone in recession and how is Germany the Powerhouse of the EU? Asking for James o Brien.

[@bettyswallocks6411]

@@gnrseanra9070 Eurozone inflation 5.3% 07.23 UK inflation 7.9% (House of Commons Library). Eurozone GDP growth +0.6% Q2 ‘23 and +1.1% Q1 ‘23 YoY. (Eurostat) UK GDP growth +0.3% Q1 ‘23 after a decrease of 0.5% Q4 ‘22. Yes Germany is in technical recession, but neither the EU or the Eurozone are, as you claim. One of the advantages of the the EU is that it is a huge collection of individual economies, so, while one might go into temporary recession, the rest of the zone is still in strong growth. If the UK goes into the recession (and the tories are pulling out the stops to make sure that happens), we only have ourselves for support. Please, leave your delusions of brexit’s success in the bin, stop thinking that just because some mendacious tory twat says something, that makes it true, and stop conflating statistics to try to make a point.😈

[@Dan210871]

I hate to admit that references to bendy bananas made me laugh, but that's exactly what happened.

[@jennybertenshaw7694]

THAT little Gem was curtesy of the chief liar Boris Johnson when he reported this lie for the Telegraph from Brussels where daddy had a very well paid job Nothing like biting the hand that fed you ie the EU

[@muriwangul.chinyerere5381]

"There s an upside to living in an attic...... at least you get a book out of it" 🤣

[@OompaPompano]

Glad to see how much this channel has grown. Coverage like this is essential. Cheers.

[@tchkaia]

"Bendy bananas" 😅😅

[@JamesKing-hy4uz]

I loved the teabag joke

[@philipnesbitt3334]

I agree and it is the best and most thought provoking analogy.

[@nialllambert3194]

Indeed, very clever.

[@Amused-px6cr]

Great Analogy

[@gnrseanra9070]

How is the Eurozone?

[@davidroberts6549]

@@gnrseanra9070 From where I'm sitting, it seems just fine. At least compared to my homeland - the UK. The only thing that seems to be happening in England is high streets closing and bookies, Poundlands and pawn shops opening. A really disturbing thing though is that I'm really starting to notice how down at heel and unhealthy so many people are as soon as I land in Heathrow / Gatwick / Manchester. I live in Luxembourg, I have France, Germany and Belgium within a 20 minute drive in any direction, my wife is Portuguese and we spend about a third of the year at our appartment in central Lisbon. The English abroad are becoming increasingly easy to spot. They are starting to actually look poorer than the rest of us. Apparently Poland will overtake the UK in PPP and living standards in a couple of years, and I can believe it. Passed through Warsaw Chopin airport on my way to Cancun a few weeks ago, and it has an upbeat and optimistic air that I've not sensed in the UK for ages - and don't forget they've got a major war just across the border and they've taken millions of refugees. It's really depressing to watch the fall of my country from afar.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

OK, so I don't know if it just confirms that I'm a bad person, or if it's the first step on my ascension to middle management of hell. But I genuinely laughed out loud at Henning's "attic" and "book" jokes... 😳

[@PORRRIDGE_GUN]

That was my favourite too. Because I thought of that when I had a chat with a near hysterical and worried Polish girl I knew shortly after the vote. She really thought she would have to go into hiding and there would be squads rounding up people like her. I know that would be Farage's wet dream, but it was never going to happen under a Tory government at that time. Not so sure of that now... She left the UK, sick of the racism, and is now a radiographer in Copenhagen. Good luck to her. Our loss is Denmarks gain.

[@KDis0815]

To be honest, I can't tell if it's a joke about Anne Frank or not.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

@@KDis0815 Having seen a lot of Henning Wehn, I'm 90-95% sure it is. I have a feeling that his act is completely different on the continent, but he plays up his war repertoire for the UK audiences. Either way, if it made you laugh, it worked, and if it didn't then I'm sure that a different one would! 😁

[@Kwippy]

You will find more truth and wisdom in comedy than in any political speeches.

[@chrisbacos]

True. I tell people here in the States I learned more from watching TV than anything in my goddamned textbooks five days a week in the classroom.

[@oskarfabian5200]

Is that fault of politicians or of the people?

[@gnrseanra9070]

​@@chrisbacosLike Eurozone is in a recession?

[@goyonman9655]

This is not true

[@chrisbacos]

@@gnrseanra9070 As a matter of fact on CBS on Saturday mornings there was a news magazine geared towards young viewers called In The News. It aired at the end of every show and lasted less than five minutes. It covered current events of the preceding week and if the show was still on the air today a viewer would have seen a segment on such issues. I rest my case.

[@michaelmouse4024]

Brexiters like slogans. Here's a good one - The brexit paradox is that any govt capable of delivering brexit wouldn't.

[@michaelmouse4024]

@@snarkybuttcrack Indeed. The word 'deliver' is a reference to the vacuous quasi management-speak that pollutes the language anyway but is a regular cliché from inept tory politicians. Brexit was/is merely a flawed policy. However, it was presented as a sacrosanct, ready-formed entity, organic, spontaneous & as natural as the weather: this pattern is jealousy guarded by brexit supporters despite the details of its demise or even the simple fluctuations of events. They are blind to the facts, deaf to criticism & furious with critics - the bbc are scared to even appear to criticise brexit. Brexit is toxic & it was always a mirage: it was born of arrogance, nostalgia, hyperbole & delusion & in the main motivated by a free market neo liberal capitalism veiled in the flabby conceit of 'English exceptionalism'. If a quote is needed for this tragic issue - "Great Britain lost an empire and has yet to find a role" - Dean Acheson 1962

[@gnrseanra9070]

​@@snarkybuttcrackReally let's break that down give me your sources please and can for a start just agree Eurozone is in recession....next we want to talk about Germany and food banks also!

[@leiflillandt1488]

​@@gnrseanra9070Are you really not fact resistant? If people would vote for better politicians, we would have better politicians, and better decisions, but that will not solve all the problems.

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@leiflillandt1488 I don't like Politicians at all, I mean most people couldn't understand Jeremy Corbyn was anti EU.

[@politicalx6151]

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[@indivisible4835]

I have. It's excellent Al X. Thank you for your work.

[@fje1948]

Absolutely Brilliant……. 😂

[@marilenaganea6578]

"We made our decision!!!!"

[@gavinreid9184]

It was like hearing Teresa May all over again.

[@gnrseanra9070]

​@@gavinreid9184I know gutted how is Eurozone?😂

[@gnrseanra9070]

We did ...how is Eurozone?😂 I forgot Germany the Powerhouse of EU....how bad is it....we can help out....ish...food banks are shockingly bad ...can we help you?

[@marilenaganea6578]

@@gnrseanra9070 eurozone is fine and we will take care of Germany as they took care of us. That's the point you twat... Be there for your friends and partners and they will return the loyalty and support

[@commonsense31]

I feel so great about the bendy bananas! Because we would love for Britain to get the lower quality bananas!

[@chrisstones1249]

Absolutely brilliant with so much truth spoken in the hilarity of an horrendous decision.👍

[@zaftra]

isn't the economy recovering? UK didn't go into to recession unlike your EU Germany. Despite, pandemics, wars and traitor remoaners? Wasn't the sky supposed to have fallen in? So, what SPECIFICALLY has been horrendous, then don't trot out all the stuff that's been caused but he pandemics.

[@chrisstones1249]

@@zaftra oh you sad deluded fool , when the men come and take you back to your special facility,you get to bed and give your special teddy really good cuddles ,sweet dreams ,there there .

[@InputArchive]

3% of the population using food banks, around 500 thousand people at risk of losing their house, inflation still rising despite wage stagnation- 'but isn't the economy recovering?' I might join you under a rock lol

[@chrisstones1249]

@@InputArchive good lord ,you must be related to dorries ,to quote James O'Brien ,we are the only nation on earth to put sanctions on ourselves . I'm not very intelligent I'll admit it ,but even me ,recognised brexit is a disaster .mostly brought on by anti immigration nutcases,and the gullible in this country, god only knows how long it will take to repair the damage this government has done,but history will judge them .

[@zaftra]

@@InputArchive Firstly, 3% of the population using food bank is utter drivel, unless they are grabbing free food from the gullible, secondly, that's a result of pandemics and war not Brexit. Not sure what the leaving the EU has to do with the domestic housing market, wait, no it doesn't again, that's cost of living with is a result of pandemics and war. That it? Yes it is recovering, and would have gone further were it not for the filthy remainer traitors creating a two coups and sabotaging their own economy to get their puppet in power - talk about kicking yourself in the nuts.

[@hughchapman5319]

Building on his peppermint teabag analogy, James Acaster's 'Eat the Shit' routine is excellent

[@jesmarina]

I STILL can't believe that the British people actually voted FOR Brexit.

[@Backpfeifengesicht45]

I work in the finance industry in Ireland. The damage it's done to the British services sector is not only unaddressed, but openly welcomed.

[@polly1508]

English people

[@lazslostpierre9951]

Brexit, the modern day charge of the Light Brigade.

[@zaftra]

Who won the Crimea war again?

[@MohammedAli-hl4mr]

@@zaftra the ottomans

[@paolocarpi4769]

I have a suggestion to those unfortunate chaps still living in UK, next elections why don't you vote for comedians instead of politicians? They look more prepared and if things go really wrong you can still have some good laughs. Better Comedians turning in Politicians than Politicians turning in Comedians like in my Italy. They din't even made us laugh.

[@Gillithing]

Excellent!! 😅 Thank you!! 👏👏👏

[@patrickyorke3028]

Brilliant compilation, thanks for the production.

[@mike-myke22]

Love it. And the great Frankie Boyle gets the last word!

[@garymathewson8760]

Great Stuff, if only our politicians had such insights

[@Plumduff3303]

Brilliant

[@stijnvanmieghem3196]

Immigrants should do jobs that the British don’t like to do themselves… that’s why Farage has a German wife 😂😂

[@Noah-ITL]

James O'brien and Nick Farati have the highest listening figures of ALL talk radio stations.

[@jimmiller5600]

Sanctioning yourself. At least "I made my decision!".

[@sarangistudent8614]

This made me cry out loud, Brexitears

[@Maerahn]

The Burger King analogy was actually genius!

[@gnrseanra9070]

Don't tell the others but Eurozone is in a recession! 😂

[@NattyTrugs]

Stewart Lee - absolute genius. "People who understand data", "Oh no, a chaotic inferno of hate." So, so spot on. 😂

[@philmckenna5709]

The irony of the likes of you whining and whingeing about "hate" (sic)... 🤡

[@kevinhayes7830]

Brilliant 😂

[@realitychecks2920]

Stewart Lee should be shown to every person in this country

[@afischer8327]

What percentage of these people would understand Stu? And of those, what percentage would agree? I think we're looking at a nonlinear percentile. Maths was never my strong side.

[@bigbird6039]

@@afischer8327Prententious anchor, I voted remain . My vote doesn’t define me but I would never vote to rejoin . Not now after having seven years of listening to constant bleating against a democratic vote.

[@painbow6528]

Can't believe we voted to leave earth. Madness.

[@martynjones8560]

There's a reason why there are so few right-wing comedians - and why the few we have are palpably unfunny, nay embarrassing. It's something to do with intelligence ...

[@gnrseanra9070]

You comedian you! 😂 How is the Eurozone I hear it's in recession and Germany is losing businesses due to high energy costs, because an 'ally' blew up your Nordstream Pipelines and LNG is more expensive than piped!😂 And the only person in EU bringing it up is Clare Daly MEP and that is comedy from poodles!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@philmckenna5709]

I don't think that left-wing comedian, Eddie Izzard, gets nearly enough props for the absolutely pivotal role he/she (whatever the fuck it is) played in losing the referendum. What a genius!

[@dermottmccarthy7675]

Fine video political X

[@Easy_tiger69]

Henning "There's an upside to living in an attic" genius

[@Millennial_Mike]

Stewart Lee's is the ultimate.

[@scottishsamba]

Stuart Lee is always brilliant. ❤

[@michaelmather7352]

Why Fartage as a German wife 😂😂😂

[@cidercik]

Had. She divorced him right quick.

[@MakeSomeNoisePlaylists]

@@cidercik na klar. Er ist der komplette Vollidiot mit einem massiven Alkohol Problem 😂🤣

[@jarekwajcfeld6610]

Brexit was British IQ test😂

[@rodb9492]

These are all good, but I think the best joke I ever heard was Josh Widdicome on Mock The Week - Scenes We'd Like To See. Small ads... "Do you want a good, reliable plumber at a reasonable rate? Then you shouldn't have voted for Brexit."

[@afischer8327]

Worth it for Stu Lee alone.

[@petesummers7626]

Stewart Lee..outstanding and spot on

[@richardkiernan5564]

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@politicalx6151]

Laughed so hard

[@philmckenna5709]

Yes, it's confirmed you in your prejudices. How brilliant!

[@Findalfen]

The tea analogy is so good.

[@annemoncrieff3875]

Brexit is soo little english. Stop this british crap!! Scotland voted remain.

[@andrewmaccallum2367]

Well said indeed 👏 👏👏 Saor Alba 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@PNETriffid]

Been to Ibrox recently?

[@MartinHiggins1972]

The Scotch are British.

[@KovietUnionDefector]

Stewart Lee and Alistair Williams are awesome;)

[@Conservator.]

I have been ‘discussing things’ with some Brexity people on Max’s channel so I could really use this video! Thanks Alex!

[@politicalx6151]

🙂🙂

[@davidpryle3935]

Isn’t the internet amazing. A bloke from the Republic of Ireland, who lives in Italy, can set himself up as an expert about Britain, a country he’s never lived in. Amazing, just amazing.

[@Conservator.]

@@davidpryle3935 It is amazing. In case you’d encounter an inaccuracy in one of his videos, please say so in a comment to that video.

[@davidpryle3935]

@@Conservator. Not possible, censorship in operation. But if you are talking to him, I’d be grateful if you’d point out to him, that the reason Mick Lynch and the RMT support Brexit, apart from the traditional, working class left dislike of the EEC/EU, is the EU 4th Railway package. He’s done several videos about the RMT’s position on Brexit, and never once mentioned the EU 4th railway package. Which is as they say, a bit like Hamlet without the prince. The fact that he’s not from, or ever lived in, the U.K, probably explains why he seems unaware that there has always been a substantial section of the British left, opposed to membership of what they see as the neoliberal EEC/EU. Thank you.

[@TheTwosliceToaster]

Brexshit = low hanging fruit......rotten unpicked fruit ;)

[@szabados1980]

2:11 It turns out this tea is actually much stronger without that poisonous bag.

[@1967deek]

Brilliant, i could watch hours of these jokes.

[@gnrseanra9070]

Including Eurozone being in recession?😂

[@1967deek]

@@gnrseanra9070 it won't be forever, but we are out forever

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@1967deek According to World Bank Russia biggest economy in Europe now, that makes you look stooopid. Germany is tanking without those Russian pipelines and loosing businesses.Take care.

[@1967deek]

@@gnrseanra9070 For people happy to be out of the EU, they are always going on about what EU countries are doing and just sticking their heads in the sand about the damage they have done to their own

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@1967deek No, I know the EU in trouble and can articulate in real time...or from the EEC....let's go?

[@DuncanMcintyre-jk3qb]

Stewart lee is comedic/satirical gold and must be preserved

[@politicalx6151]

Forever

[@wtfbollos]

yes pickle him in formaldehyde! 😄

[@jeremypnet]

I saw him do that routine live. What you don’t see here is that this part is preceded by a bit about Trump voters which has exactly the same punchline. “They weren’t all racist, some of them are c*nts”. The anticipation makes it hysterical.

[@roberttaylor2058]

hard to choose a favourite - probably the Burger King Joke. Thanks for the vid

[@welshgit]

That was the only unfunny one there. It played on debunked brexit fallacies, and make no sense outside of a dumb brexiteers mind... A dogwhistle to ignorant bigots.

[@jimmiller5600]

Brexit -- making the EU better every day.

[@1234maker]

oh boy, that last joke was so hard and true.

[@MISSYGful]

Stewart Lee. My kindred spirit.

[@mdrcross100]

The final german comedian was the most insightful. But all were great.

[@gaspode505]

Brilliant, thanks for this compilation

[@TheNefastor]

The only "brexit benefit" is all the comedy it has engendered.

[@bobbyhans-n5t]

Another thing is that the EU has not got anything to do with the problems of UK it this UK ppl. own choices and this they must take responsibility for it .. Also the UKs problems was not the making of the EU the UK can only blame itself the UK imported a massive muslim populations in the millions from Pakistanis over the years and other muslims back in the late 60 , 70 and 80s . and those f--- had 4 to 8 children ... This 1st generation of British Muslims when they became old enough to get married, started imported post order husbands and wives , from muslim nations, and those 1st generation of British Muslims also had 4 to 8 children themselves and the same was repeated by the 2nd generation of British Muslims NOW YOU GOT A PROBLEM AND YOU BLAMED THIS ON THE EU THAT IT WAS MASSIVE IMMIGRATION FROM FRANCE .. The question her is what has this really got to do with the EU ???? DID THE EU FORCE THE UK to import muslims back in the day ???? NO it did not !! So this dose NOT have very much, really to do with the EU does it !! (but it is convenient to blame the EU right) ..?? This has to do more with The Labour Party in Briton and their socialist marxist agenda of importing from muslim nations to get more voters for The labour Party .. And before anyone say we needed to take back control of our borders form EU control .. Let me say this WTF are you talking about ?? The UK. had before and has always had full control over its borders and still has control of their borders before Brexit and after Brexit and THEY STILL DO NOW !!!! The UK was never part of Schengen zone and Frontex !!! NEVER SO THE UK HAD FULL CONTROL OF THIER OWN BORDERS !!!! if UK was never part of the Schengen zone or Frontex (The European Border and Coast Guard Agency, also known as Frontex) the UK had full control and still dose have full control and sovereignty of its own borders how was it ever the EUs fault that Briton has all this mass immigration ?? .. SO ANY MUSLIM THAT has got into the UK. is down to The Home Office, The UK Border Agency (UKBA) and the UK Border Force and Immigration Enforcement office .. in short down to the f.. UK government in London not down the EU in Brussels !!.... The only thing that UK had that was different when part of the EU was that you got some Polish workers and EU citizens coming and going (just like British came to EU and want to EU go to EU ) But what has that got to do with Muslim ILGIAL immigration?? Lets be honest here ; Was and other EU citizens and the Polish real such a big problem for British NHS ? (lets not forget about all those British ex pats that are in Spain and other EU nations using the heath care system in those countries ) Ask yourself is it the EU citizens and the Polish that are running around the streets with grooming gangs, raping killing and committing crimes and inforcing no go zones in the UK. or is it muslims from Asia ; Africa and middle east ??? I think we all know very well that it is NOT the EU citizens and the Polish ... So did the majority of those Muslins that now are running around creating mayhem and violence and Rap in the streets all over the UK, come to the UK in the last 10 years or so and because the UK was in the EU or was it because the UK imported massive muslim populations for cheep work forces back in the late 60 , 70 and 80s...

[@indivisible4835]

VERY late to the party, so I will offer my opinion of your work. It is pure gold.* Disclaimer: The value of gold may go up or down. Your ego may be at risk if you choose to invest.*

[@barriereid9244]

Brexshit...what is it? Where did it originate from? What does it mean? When will it; whatever it is, arrive? What will we do with it?

[@marpintado]

Have you ever think about the intention behind Brexit? Cui bono? Brexit as worked exactly as intended. England can now maintain is tax havens for the rich. That was the only political intention behind leaving the rules of the common market. The scrap of EU rules is to guarantee a no easy return path. The day the EU proposed ending tax havens the English politicians started talking about leaving the EU. Time Line: 2013 David Cameron asks the EU not to include UK offshore trusts in the EU wide crackdown on tax avoidance , the EU says “NO”. 2014 October Arron Banks donates £1 million to UKIP. 2015 October Vote Leave “let's take back control” formed. 2016 February David Cameron announces a referendum to leave the EU. 2019 EU anti-tax avoidance proposals published. 2019 EU anti-tax avoidance laws accepted by the EU. 2020 31 January 23:00 GMT UK leaves the EU. 2020 01 February EU parliament makes ATAD (anti-tax avoidance directive) EU law, which members have to introduce to national law. Brexit is complete, the single item on the agenda as been attained. The rich that payed for the politicians bus have their sovereignty now. www.dixcart.com/moving-to-guernsey-the-benefits-and-tax-efficiencies/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Dependencies www.consilium.europa.eu/en/policies/anti-tax-avoidance-package/ taxation-customs.ec.europa.eu/anti-tax-avoidance-directive_en UK legislation instead: www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2010/8/section/21 www.gov.uk/government/publications/controlled-foreign-companies-and-eu-anti-tax-avoidance-directive/controlled-foreign-companies-and-eu-anti-tax-avoidance-directive www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2010/8/contents

[@Ooze-cl5tx]

Like a dog chasing a car, no idea what to do when you get it , but you want it soooo bad.

[@itookallthenames]

A bad idea, Tories, lower GDP, it’s here, lose money.

[@marpintado]

@@itookallthenames "Fuck business!" Bojo.

[@bigd4561]

Funny as hell!

[@serinadelmar6012]

😂 love it!

[@Buddythunder1]

Henning Wehn right after the vote, "There are upsides to living in an attic. Might even get a book out of it." That's gold.

[@Easy_tiger69]

Haha, Stewart Lee s belt line doesn't seem to have been effected by Brexit in fact its thrived

[@Iazzaboyce]

Isn't the joke on them? - Cuz we're out - and so are they - out - never going back - funny ha ha!

[@politicalx6151]

1/10 75% under 30s want back in, you’ve lost

[@Iazzaboyce]

@@politicalx6151 Dang! The EU has so much to offer the under 30s: 1) Loss of UK independence. 2) Give up the (£) world's oldest currency. 3) A thirty billion annual bill. 4) One-sided freedom of movement. 5) An unelected president. 6) A silly flag. 7) A silly anthem. 8) Extra politicians and elections. 9) An EU Army. 10) EU UK grants from UK money given to the EU.

[@koookeee]

Considering the UK’s flagging performance in football, I strongly suggest calling to life a comedy world championship. You’d make 1st place by default.

[@candidaprout560]

I will watch it ❤

[@MattBrophy]

Fucking brilliant

[@GerardScroogeGoes]

Having all this food for the comedians makes Brexit (finally) worth it. But how come that comedians are still so great where their classmates (the politicians) have become the joke.

[@martinfolan1612]

brilliant!!!!

[@politicalx6151]

🙂

[@somebloke757]

Jacob Rees Mogg is always good value for his absurdist humor.

[@Ooze-cl5tx]

maybe you like his humor but the cost is way to high to be anywhere near good value.

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

Nanny writes his material for him.

[@monro1705]

Súper 😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@politicalx6151]

🙂

[@alfredotebasco]

Stewart Lee is a comedy god

[@MC-tm2uy]

I am in management, I worked for an international company, managing teams from France, Canada, Brits, India, Mexico, Australia. And of all those teams, the Brits were the most insufferable. That have this weird high brow stubborness about them, even when it is to their detriment. And the Brits leadership were oddly enogh exactly like these jokes. Honestly, of all the countries that I did worked and managed teams, the Brits will forever be the worst for me and I would not take on a job that requires me to deal with them. Only enough, my German and French teams both got along with each other fine, but they can't stand thr Brits lol😅

[@CarlinConnolly]

James Acaster is one seriously clever dude...

[@derekbiggs6648]

It didn't know more censorship was part of leaving europe.

[@rabnori4836]

Brilliant and hilarious. ❤

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

brilliant

[@mathiaslist6705]

So you can't claim the British government for anything here, as it wasn't working before and is not working now --- but by the times the UK was member the EU tried to fill the missing parts. --- So Rishi really had to make up for his lack of an English name and the strategy was - ruining everything when you get into office and then making a call to Brussels from time to time -- of course the situation will improve over time like that. Even better that his predecessors did most of the ruining and then even were so kind to dump themselves.

[@kimbirch1202]

Ive decided to drive down this road that leads over a cliff and will not change my mind.

[@philmckenna5709]

Please carry on! Oh, it was only a metaphor? Drat!

[@martinburn]

Love, just not racist joke.

[@arthurpewtey]

These are - without exception - only funny because they're so so so close to the truth. But, still, no doubt Brexit will look great when that £350 million a week finally arrives.