Comedians Jonathan Kite & Jiaoying Summers Talk Airport Fiascos

Adam welcomes comedians Jonathan Kite and Jiaoying Summers to the show to share traveling trials and tribulations, especially concerning a recent work trip for Adam where a man snuck a gun passed TSA and the resulting domino effect that wrecked Adam’s flight home. In the news for the day we hear about Taylor Swift visiting her new NFL beau Travis Kelci at his recent game. We also discover news about a Japanese company that is creating a new drug that can grow new teeth. And finally, news that DeSantis and Newsom agree to debate in November.
Lastly, CEO and Co-Founder of Mode Mobile, Dan Novaes discusses his journey helping people earn money during the time they’re spending on smartphones.
PLUGS:
See Jonathan Kite live:
Baltimore, MD - Magooby's Joke House - September 29th and 30th
And for more dates visit: JonathanKiteComedy.com
Follow Jonathan Kite on Twitter and Instagram, @JonathanKite
See Jiaoying Summers live:
West Hollywood, CA - Hollywood improv - October 19th
New York, NY - New York Comedy Club - November 5th
New York, NY - Apollo Theater - November 9th
And for more dates visit: JiaoyingSummers.com
Listen to ‘Tiger Milf with Jiaoying Summers’ wherever you find podcasts
And follow Jiaoying Summers on TikTok, @JiaoyingSummers
To learn more about Mode Mobile visit Invest.Mode Mobile.com
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[@Shap83]

I love Jiaoying, she’s a great guest. So is Jonathan👍

[@briggsb1]

I am currently in the airport listening to this. Carolla is spot on. Full disclosure, I am in the lounge. I'm not an animal.

[@patrice0neal]

Lounge is sort of a corral for feminine animals….question mark

[@briggsb1]

@@patrice0neal That is certainly one way to look at it.

[@christophergreyson6953]

Would have loved to hear Mark Twain and his friends complaining about their train trips and connections with other trains, river boats and stage coaches.

[@Laremy]

😂 Sad when this comment is better than the first 20 minutes so far

[@bamct]

😊

[@DesignRhythm]

2 of my favorite guests! Get it on

[@Mycosyco1]

Dawson is awesome! So is Chris! I love the show SO much more since the change!

[@albeon81]

Yeah I was never a fan of Gina. I’m guessing Adam has went too far right for her to continue on the show. Just my guess.

[@kylemcnab927]

@@albeon81😂 it’s not far right it’s common sense. If you’re not a looney leftist it’s considered far right

[@phanties]

It’s all just a popularity thing. Those type of people don’t have principles they stand on. Like middle school children participating in bullying. They know it’s wrong, but as long as it’s not them, they will be a part of it.

[@el_oh_ell]

People don’t go right, they stay normal as society is dragged down to the left

[@dougswartz466]

I agree but I do miss Bald's drops and quips.

[@ObeseCaligula]

Why won't this video play? All the other videos play without a problem. This one just buffers on loop.

[@mattmullenix]

I was watching on the TV, now on phone I can only watch the web version, the app is fuqd

[@derekladyga1716]

Good to know

[@silentmuffin5804]

Same here

[@robtierney5653]

TWA was amazing on the ground. So Amazing, they hardly ever left the ground.

[@sam-the-man8500]

It wont play and not upload on his site damn long work shift now

[@Mycosyco1]

Thanks! Love the show!

[@cliffyknight]

I couldn't get this to play for shit last night. Sometimes KZbin has issues....

[@robprice8925]

Jiaoying is a smokeshow and hilarious!!

[@jaydrose6292]

Tiger Milf

[@damienkearns3654]

Hilarious??? Ironic comment of the moment.

[@backflipp99]

why am i stuck on 360p playback... love you carolla keep it up dawg!

[@mobious6340]

you forgot about kfc.. it’s a crown jewel for kentucky..headquarters takes up an entire city block

[@FSUBrando]

ALREADY LAUGHING 😂 AT “Why was I holding a bag of money??”

[@robertbarr-oi6rx]

I feel your pain and frustration Adam ! I angry just listening. Understand why people who can afford it fly private.

[@radonradon5478]

What's with the hesitant download of the last two shows?

[@randb4865]

Censorship

[@65dougk]

Stanhope already did that drunk driving bit.

[@__RYN__]

41:38 I think thats so cool and should be encourage. I cant remember his name who was a guest that said like hey go out in this Richmond Virginia town it's a cool place. Go to Kentucky do the bourdon trail. Go to Denver and the Coors factory experience something out of your norms

[@gerrybds]

Always cracks me up when he talks about waking up at 5 am to get a connection instead of sleeping until 8 am to get a direct flight

[@imcurious1156]

Exactly, it's hilarious

[@johnbankston72]

There’s not always a direct flight.

[@richb313]

Great Show so many topics discussed.

[@Somegirl51]

Watch out, Kelce!!!!

[@A-Cat-in-Dogtown]

Come to Chico Adam!!

[@adriennem3168]

Maybe Adam needs to get a better flight booker because he's always got these terrible connections even without the unusual delay...

[@HWG-wm8ld]

He kept Gina around for a long time, he doesn’t like confrontation

[@thetroothhurtz]

I just looked and there are daily Nonstop flights from LAX to Louisville you BOOMER!!!!!!! lol FIRE MIKE AUGUST!!! HE"S A DOPE!

[@cococrispys]

22:00

[@Dr650rob]

In historical Wytheville VA they have a little book box were you can grab a free book or drop one off

[@radonradon5478]

The interminable waiting every few seconds/minutes is like tryingyo fly somewhere with long waits at layovers. Will never get that time in my life back. Begs the listening. Carolla problem or KZbin shadow banning? 🤔 .

[@charlesswain1767]

Adam you forgot about the Ky Derby in Louisville.

[@AJ-ox6yi]

Taylor Swift is an Eagles fan from Pennsylvania so she'll have the same divided heart as momma Kelce if Eagles meet KC again.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

I doubt she cares about anything other than herself.

[@brianvasconcellos3109]

I think carolla needs to let August go.... He has no clue how to coordinate flights at all

[@vanessapanek9959]

Does Zach Baggins not understand that he has a painting of Lucifer in his museum? That’s who it is and the red painting that’s a picture of Lucifer the red dragon

[@jeffrandolf5673]

1:26:38 "I'll ask the questions sir and the & the border is not open. That is that is something that, that is uh peddled as a talking point, but it's not true . There are fences, there are walls, uh there are border patrol agents who work on the border." -Jim Acosted WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mattmullenix]

It may be Taylor Swift when there are four 6'3" 250 bald black guys pushing the janitor's cart

[@magicmatt1969]

Adam, you are a rich man...fly on private Jets

[@mmmhhhmmm8951]

Hire Jiao as a cohost.

[@jamesg.hromnak2333]

🍀👍🍀😊nice segment.

[@timothycody2270]

Adam is under the misconception that life should make sense. He constantly complains about parents, not parenting. His own children are so spoiled, and entitled it's amazing.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Lots of hypocrisy due to insecurities for Adam, nobody is perfect. I knew Lynette was not going to last back when he started his radio show. She had zero interest in anything Adam was involved in(cars, houses, comedy…). What kind of mother that doesn’t work needs a night nurse, nanny, cleaning crew, cook and an assistant?

[@tygold8554]

​@@HWG-wm8ld Unlicensed psychologist alert: if Adam's childhood was as materially deprived as he claims, maybe he is over-compensating as a parent. He never wants his kids to be almost 60 years old complaining that Dad didn't give them anything.

[@jarredfradsham1329]

Is John fired???

[@jaymeswheeler]

Jimmy could just mask up to hit the train. Like an old western pic.

[@gregkirk1842]

Dude, just buy a little G4 and be done with this airline complaining. Cut off those bratty kids of yours, and you can afford it easy.

[@vanderhogie]

Net jet

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Lynette is costing him $50,000 per month. He can’t afford private.

[@justinhunt4767]

She's funny

[@MrOCSOLJAH]

All you talk about lately is airports, it's your life

[@JDM1969]

I looked up Jiaoying Summers on Wikipedia. It says she is best known for her TikTok videos and her focus on combating Asian racism. On this show, she criticizes and mocks Japanese people.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

They are not always accurate.

[@jaydrose6292]

she makes fun of all asians

[@damienkearns3654]

She's unfunny and boring which is way more offensive to me.

[@xtraxtrathirsty]

indica weed makes you want to relax and kickback or sleep.. sativa weed is for active people because its not as strong and you could go for a walk and not have a problem..

[@HWG-wm8ld]

True, but it all works the same for me. If I’m active, I’ll stay active. If I’m on the couch, I don’t want to move. This is regardless of which type. I find alcohol kills the weed buzz

[@mintgumornot]

Sativa is actually usually higher in THC than Indica. It's more stimulating at first where as indica is more relaxing but "strength" has nothing to do with it.

[@xtraxtrathirsty]

@@HWG-wm8ld to each their own.. i like to smoke and drink at the same time.. some people like their cigar with a glass of whiskey and i like some Bud with a cold beer.. especially when you have very little of both lol.. one bowl of weed and one can of beer will give you a good buzz

[@xtraxtrathirsty]

@@mintgumornot i have never seen a Sativa have a higher % of THC.. maybe a Hybrid that has Sativa and indica mix

[@mintgumornot]

@@xtraxtrathirsty most recreational top shelf strains are sativa if we're talking about the western parts of the United States.

[@jonathanblanchard6480]

The oligarchies set up international rules to make money... it's not service and the customer is right. The class structure sets the rules above business law... equitable outcomes.

[@usernameisusername]

Me love you long time

[@matthewkieke5885]

Do better dude that suggested Cocaine Gerbil

[@imcurious1156]

U live in LA, Adam, and ur flying AA? There's ur root cause of ur problems. UA is the way to go

[@magicmatt1969]

Love Jiao and J Kite ..thank God no Adam Ray

[@Jake-ng8hx]

Cue first 1:06 of The Who's "Baba O'Reilly" Adam, hey man, You seem like a good guy so I don't mean to give you shit again, but I guess I do, man: People from Louisville call the bat "Louisville Slugger" and not "Lewlville Slugger" because the market is telling them you'll sell more bats saying it the way 49/50ths of the potential bat customers say it. That's it man. It's about the money. I agree with you about the plane vs airport bar drinking laws. That's some bulll-shit. What you want, I think, is drinking and bar-hangout time, not drinking and airplane-hangout time. The gate waiting area is the solution. A compromise, for sure, but your best bet. Bring a flask, hit the airport Subway for a mixer, sit in the waiting room, take that first big sip, look around, and declare, "this is now a bar". The hottie in the line of seats facing you won't know you're drinking, but she'll somehow think you're a Badboy. The rest will fall into place as alcohol levels rise: Hey, how 'bout this delay, right" or equivalent intro line, etc., etc. talk, phone number, laid with one-time rando airplane strange at a future date (check for nearby broom closet first). As those church people say, "when one door shuts another one opens". Mic drop (I exit) Cue Ariana Grande's "Bed" (feat. Nikki Minaj)---if you can't beat'em, join'em: temporarily get into this shit music to get more on the same level of said crossway seat hottie.

[@paulg6771]

Present your American Express Platinum Card, $900.00 a year. Entry into every first class lounge, best investment if you travel for a living.

[@thomasgentry6201]

Hey Adam How is Jimmy? Get a Bed yet? Good News Great Guest and Show!

[@happydog6537]

Yeah, I’ve been wondering if Adam find Jimmy to be part of the problem

[@jonathanblanchard6480]

The air lines are subsidized by the USA citizen tax payer...maybe get the trains paid for again?

[@TimmyTootles]

Adam complaining about his travel is getting old. Wake up earlier stop cutting it close. Pretty simple.

[@tammywhatever8602]

How ironic that my internet "stopped working" tonight... I'M NOT MOVING ON, YT.. I'll WAIT. thanks.

[@ChewieEst]

@jonathankite Love the Batman Animated Series shirt!!

[@Sigmund1924]

Nice. Talks about himself for the first 20 minutes then gets an attitude when everyone else stays silent when he finally allows them to talk. This is when we need Orny Adams. He wouldn’t tolerate that for one second.😂

[@jaydrose6292]

its his show

[@duschidtt]

Noticed that. Awkward moment. 😬

[@kenh.5903]

Good God man quit mispronouncing the name louisville. I'm from Kentucky and those Hicks don't know what they're talking about. It's like the town in Kentucky called Versailles, except the locals call it "Ver - sales", not only that they call it "new ver sales". I'm sorry you can't have a new Ver sales when there never was an old one.

[@Cyanidechristt]

Wheres Gina

[@ObeseCaligula]

I asked this about a month ago. I forgot what they said but she's gone. Brian too, the bald guy.

[@robertfrancois6064]

She got let go about ten months ago

[@FSUBrando]

They were both let go over last Christmas holidays. New Year’s show they announced they’ve been canned

[@randb4865]

What happened in Phoenix, ...stays in Phoenix.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

I bet she isn’t working.

[@johnsmith-mz9hh]

Jonathon Kite...Scuffed Adam Sandler

[@happydog6537]

Are there people out there that honestly sleep good or at all after having a drink. Adam you did 90% of the show yourself anyway try and spread the guests out Jonathan Adam Ray Orny Adams maybe once every three or four months not every other week. Find some new stuff some new guests. There are other interesting people besides these five “comedians ““

[@magicmatt1969]

Adam Ray sucks, I don't watch when he is on, so full of himself. Orny and Kite? Would love to see them weekly

[@el_oh_ell]

Couldn’t even go 2 minutes before bringing up he’s Jewish and how mean people are to him.

[@gregy1570]

less than 4 minutes in, and already on the jooo stuff. see ya.

[@ThisCanNotBTheFuture]

It is remarkable that that just has to be a topic for conversation right away.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

What is joooo stuff?

[@gregy1570]

@@HWG-wm8ld it's a mystery isn't it

[@gregy1570]

@@ThisCanNotBTheFuture and that it's a topic so frequently. and it's COMPLETELY, almost FRANTICALLY, unbalanced. think of the "def'ly not, a JOOOOO!" bit they sometimes do. it's ALWAYS pumping up jooos at the expense of dysfunctional ghetto blacks or white trash. how about do "def'ly NOT, a JOOOOOO!", when it's a story about some guy who dropped OUT of finance or private equity, to do tree work and firewood, who isn't crippled with allergies, isn't in counseling/therapy, isn't a bedwetting lib, isn't obnoxious, loves america (and not for its degeneracy), is ex-infantry, isn't a pervert, etc. ya know? or how about adam stops and considers, regarding just about EVERYTHING he says or thinks or does, where/how do his beloved dear little joooos stand? [hint: vast majority of them, with vast majority about him, it's exact opposite.] and don't get me started about his constant slurping of that cockroach, kimmel

[@sam-the-man8500]

Let get it on....jimmy k will b bak strike is ova

[@randb4865]

Had to ruin our day, huh?

[@iamgabriel5823]

This is just one long crybaby session and NOT funny.

[@21cooltool]

You must be a new listener. We listen to hear him complain lol

[@user-ex4qx4md5f]

Jaiying who the hell ? Nope!

[@alecksfawth]

wow! listen up @americanair

[@mikolfarley]

I think Adam has this underlying hatred for things made of wood... Carpentry will do that to a man 🪚 🪵🪓