"A Grandma with Glaucoma napping in the corner ." - Every asian store in a Hollywood movie.
@iceleb4523 жыл бұрын
very funny, right?
@cinemaatrium3863 Жыл бұрын
In which ones? Havent seen one in venom. Crazy rich asians also did not have one
@canaisyoung3601 Жыл бұрын
@@cinemaatrium3863 That's because Crazy Rich Asians was trying to be PC. I don't know about Venom.
@cinemaatrium3863 Жыл бұрын
@@canaisyoung3601 so which ones do have an old asian grandma in it? I dont know even one. And i mean real hollywood movies and not a straight to dvd movie. Deadpool has an old asian blind woman in it tho, but she did not seem stereotypical at all. And its not a store.
@projektaquarius6 ай бұрын
@@cinemaatrium3863 was there a blind person outside of Blind Al? Blind Al was black.
@niftythegoblin3 жыл бұрын
As a Hispanic, I related too much to the second guy having that one family member that always has a backhanded way of saying everything so that part had me in tears lmao
@ricardod66103 жыл бұрын
Así es 😂
@FlagCutie3 жыл бұрын
¡Ay Dios mio mijo!
@WhyThisWhyNow3 жыл бұрын
My aunty, met her after like five years, she goes ‘oh your husband must be a good cook. You look like you eat well’. For a woman of Asian origin, that’s a double whammy. 1. You obviously don’t cook well. 2. You fat now.
@Doublebarreledsimian3 жыл бұрын
That's cause he is Filipino and we're pretty much the Hispanics of Asia. Its the cross pollination of cultures in effect.
@loodcatnoods3 жыл бұрын
Hey man, you're a fellow minority brother. Unite through parental humiliation!
@Tech-vd7qs3 жыл бұрын
All these comedians talking about emotionally unavailable dads is like free therapy for me. Thanks lol.
@mewrrorball3 жыл бұрын
this sorta justifies me skipping my therapy session this month. but seriously what's with asians and daddy issues
@highestpleb15993 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Tech-vd7qs3 жыл бұрын
@@mewrrorball i think part of the southeast asian culture for males is to supress their feelings, because thats considered the 'noble' thing to do, and that feelings are for women and kids. So now we got a certain bunch of older generation folks who didnt think for themselves and didnt question anything, who continue the cycle of being emotionally disengaged because thats how theyre comfortable dealing with things.
@TheHouseofChameleons3 жыл бұрын
They just didnt want you to go through the problems and hardship like they did. They always want you to have a better life than they did. Appreciate them. Dont be ungrateful.
@Tech-vd7qs3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHouseofChameleons i completely agree. Being appreciative and grateful is not mutually exclusive to identifying and learning mistakes, especially behavioural issues that are going to be passed on to children, as they grow into adults. And besides, its not only a generational, or only a cultural thing. There are individuals who come from these cultures and/or generations, who think for themselves, and choose to be better.
@self73412 жыл бұрын
As someone who is also part "fancy Asian" and "jungle Asian" and who grew up in the jungle part, I love the representation.
@shinigami76862 жыл бұрын
i cant tell if ur being sarcastic or not 😭😂
@somyaranjansahoosahoo51272 жыл бұрын
@@shinigami7686 Sarcasm is everywhere except Netflix.
@euchiii35962 жыл бұрын
I don't like her saying that there is such jungle Asian.. That did not sit well with me.. 🙍♀️
@shinigami76862 жыл бұрын
@@euchiii3596 as is your right, its your choice to be offended as its the op’s choice to not be
@allankanegalian64012 жыл бұрын
Yo Im jungle asian XD
@jesussandoval98433 жыл бұрын
I’m Mexican yet I relate to so many Asian things. A thing we Mexicans/natives say when talking about how much we love Asian food is how our ancestors were Asian before crossing the land bridge. “We used to be Asian”. We get confused for Asian a lot too. Much love.
@19ars922 жыл бұрын
I guess asians used to be africans by that logic perhaps jungle asians still are.
@h.m.57242 жыл бұрын
There's nothing native about you, you're mixed not a original
@D-Rock4202 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, as a white guy, Filipinos have always been a trip for me. I can see both the Hispanic and Asian aspects and it just trips me out 😆 Edit: I also see a lot of similarities between certain Native American tribes and Mexicans. Human migratory history and land mass inhabitants have always been intriguing to me.
@19ars922 жыл бұрын
@@D-Rock420 Hispanics makes reference to the language Spanish language, which Filipinos don’t have, even if they have an influence, Portuguese, Italian and French are closer to Spanish than Tagalo or chabacano (Philippine’s languages) When you compare cultures side to side you can find similarities in many of them, after all were humans, we have certain traits that haven’t changed by cultural differences much.
@D-Rock4202 жыл бұрын
@@19ars92 travel more, as I've met plenty of Filipino people who speak Spanish 😆
@DawnPatrol1013 жыл бұрын
The delivery on Ronnys Netflix punchline is absolute gold
@kdvr7663 жыл бұрын
Idk his delivery seems mediocre
@MaeDae97793 жыл бұрын
So it may just be me.. But Italian families are so similar! "I'm not mean! I'm catholic." I was rolling and thinking about my grandparents. 🤣🤣
@zofilep36123 жыл бұрын
Greek grandparents : " What an asshole is this person, go to hell - may god forgive me i shouldn't have said it - but seriously go to hell "
@Candilaria2 жыл бұрын
It just goes to show that there are more similarities than differences in cultures. My mom was Queen of the double edge complisult: "That's a nice blouse you're wearing, but what did you do to your hair?"
@mik75642 жыл бұрын
It must be a generational thing; I'm Black American and my grandparents were like that🤣
@19ars922 жыл бұрын
@@mik7564 oh absolutely its not an "asian thing" its a generational thing, most jokes apply to any culture or people because theyre generalization.
@wfcoaker13982 жыл бұрын
It's worldwide. Lol. "My, the material in that blouse is nice, you should have something nice made out of it."
@yogeshkmrful3 жыл бұрын
I have never seen Ali Wong non-pregnant.
@Bariom_dome3 жыл бұрын
Me eithee
@johnniefletcher80063 жыл бұрын
I think her stand-up is how she's able to work while heavily pregnant. She's normally writing for shows and such, last I heard. Not sure if it changed during 2020.
@PJ-zy4wo3 жыл бұрын
She's like that character from family guy that has been pregnant for years.
@Tuesdaylove3 жыл бұрын
Thats what I said lololololol
@ivanpaulomariano64303 жыл бұрын
Classic asians
@NotSureNotSureNotSure3 жыл бұрын
“He grew up like Filipino Carlton” 🤣🤣🤣
@kalanaherath30763 жыл бұрын
That restaurant isn't authentic, it's just Pho Sho
@namelessone59683 жыл бұрын
Huat Sho? Dat Sho?
@honeyboohoo3 жыл бұрын
@@namelessone5968 Yo Sho
@nebulousisgod3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been there. There’s one in every other city in California. But it’s not a franchise. Just a very common joke. Lol
@Civilmonkey13 жыл бұрын
Shìt Sho
@LaNguyenBTong3 жыл бұрын
@@Civilmonkey1 good one.
@triptisingh58443 жыл бұрын
That's so true about Indian parents keeping secrets, I didn't know my mother's real name until now, everyone called her by her nickname and one day she tells me that her actual name is Malti I mean whyyyyyyy????
@Siwanbayek3 жыл бұрын
Really..? Like, you've never wrote your mom's name on any official forms like college or anything? 😂
@samshah76283 жыл бұрын
You have to read your birth cert to know your parents official names or actual spelling
@triptisingh58443 жыл бұрын
@@Siwanbayek my father changed her name in official documents after marriage so I used that everywhere.
@Siwanbayek3 жыл бұрын
@@triptisingh5844 Oh sorry, my bad😅
@bitcoinski3 жыл бұрын
@@triptisingh5844 Same with my mom...since asian names don't translate well into english...My Mom has 2 names.
@noramero29553 жыл бұрын
I played paintball if with a group of friend and we’re asked to play another group not realizing they were all military or military retired…the had hand signals and hid in areas we didn’t ever considered. We got slaughtered.
@ericadunn94352 жыл бұрын
similarly, don't play poker with police. they are masters of "dead eyed face"
@slickstrings2 жыл бұрын
Eh. I did competition paintball for a couple years and worked at a place as a ref occasionally. Had a group of army guys turn up one day. Smashed them. They were easy to hit. Their main advantages were they instinctively used teamwork, but apart from that its a completely different game. When they set up to shoot at you, they presented a big target relatively. I could see their whole gun, most of their head and half an arm. Thats a LOT when im going to shoot your toe if you let it stick out. Paintballers scrunch themselves up and lean around something as to present a tiny target, and move to gain an angle on the other guy instead of shooting forward. Was good fun.
@shawntame452 жыл бұрын
@@slickstrings yea I play paintball regularly as well. We always get military guys out there navy and army mostly groups of 20 to 30, the regulars always run through them instantly but compared to the run of the mill rentals they are pretty good. They have a good understanding of cover fire and communication but the way we contort around the bunkers and crouch tiny to barely peak and snap shoot is too much for them. It's they are not trained to do that or fight against it because it's basically asking to get hit and when your training for a real combat operation it's probably not great to lose half the team every time they go out lol
@imnotstupid50582 жыл бұрын
@@shawntame45 my guess onto why and I don't do either is knockback and not alot of expirence, plus with the expirence it's less then people who do paintball on the regular
@waredneck19772 жыл бұрын
As a retired Army Combat Vet, I'd LOVE to play against these "wanna Bellingham badass" airsoft people and just destroy them. I'd Bellingham armed with assault rifle and pistol. Smoke grenades attached to my Molle vest and in my grenade pouches. BRING THAT SHIT
@jakeweill3 жыл бұрын
The everything sucks rant was f****** great
@_RealG0dFather3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was! I gotta get that comedians name
@lesliew.78043 жыл бұрын
Bottom left corner has their names
@fcgHenden3 жыл бұрын
@@_RealG0dFather Ronny Cheng? He's with the Daily Show. They're all really good comics there.
@sharanyadayal96993 жыл бұрын
It's Ronny Chieng. He's always furious, and it's hilarious.
@EpochUnlocked Жыл бұрын
@@fcgHenden nah. Daily show sucks....🙄
@sanjithechef3 жыл бұрын
Man Russell Peters really made a career on just being good at stereotypical accents lol
@kironama58643 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of Gabriel Iglesias
@stevekahindi8903 жыл бұрын
kaizoku ore wa naru
@legoforever10003 жыл бұрын
Ok twirly brow
@cleverusernamenexttime27793 жыл бұрын
Gabriel is actually funny, though.
@thedoctor47103 жыл бұрын
@@legoforever1000 🤣
@TubokNaey3 жыл бұрын
Filipinos do greet you with an "insult" 😁 without even realizing it. Me: Hi auntie! Aunt: Oh, hi anak! You gained weight!" 🙄🙄🤣🤣
@AlexSDU3 жыл бұрын
Asian translation: "You look healthy." I got similar complement from my grandma's relatives when I was a kid.
@rumblefish93 жыл бұрын
@@AlexSDU "healthy" is the less passive aggressive version lol but all of it is passive aggressive
@mentaritravel10043 жыл бұрын
Chinese too!!
@jibib.prasad4262 жыл бұрын
So do Indians 😅
@cubriffic1722 жыл бұрын
My great aunt is filipino, I went to visit her for the first time since last christmas... first thing she did was comment on how Ive lost weight. Love her to bits but its quite funny how its the first thing she brought up haha
@marysamson92283 жыл бұрын
ALI WONG, WAS ON POINT WITH THE REAL PHO RESTAURANT BOUT THE NUMBER N MULTIPLE USE OF THE BATHROOM, SO FREAKING TRUE!!!!
@jayantiraphael86553 жыл бұрын
Let's just say I see why she's pregnant
@holaqueasia34793 жыл бұрын
The Chinese firecrackers 🤣🤣🤣 while living in China I almost went crazy with those during CNY, they lasted like a week!!!
@campfirenihoshi423 жыл бұрын
In the Philippines we call it SINTURON NI HUDAS or in English JUDAS' BELT. Mostly used in Chinese New Year while they do Dragon and Lion dance to shoo the evil spirits haha
@exudeku3 жыл бұрын
@@campfirenihoshi42 first is like Kwitis like: pew pew then the Hudas go: *AAAAAAA*
@stinggf91673 жыл бұрын
Would u tell me that comedian name plz
@cellyfine4233 жыл бұрын
@@stinggf9167 Harith Iskandar
@stinggf91673 жыл бұрын
@@cellyfine423 Thanks
@kilppa3 жыл бұрын
Jo Koy talking about hundreds of millions of people hearing a thick philipino accent... I'm a pool player and a big fan of the game, that accent to people like me is VERY familiar. :D
@dianasayson28463 жыл бұрын
During the prime of The Magician Efren "Bata" Reyes, it was the accent that tells you something magnificent was going to happen. When he chuckles that means he surprised himself, too. 😊
@kilppa3 жыл бұрын
@@dianasayson2846 That, plus the trademarked head scratch with a boyish grin.
@lawrenceginete10303 жыл бұрын
FOR SURE! We Filipinos know who you're talking about. 🔥🔥🔥
@adriancuevas4843 жыл бұрын
I just had to go and watch that fight Jo Koy said. Bro, it was exactly like he said 🤣
@vonb27923 жыл бұрын
Why Filipinos are so good at "pool" ?
@humannt4682 жыл бұрын
Being middle eastern, that bit about the casual telling of insane stories out of nowhere was SO TRUE
@rayanefigueiredo61692 жыл бұрын
your are asian not middle eastern
@jinzhihliao71652 жыл бұрын
@@rayanefigueiredo6169 He could be both. Some middle easterns are Asians and some are Africans.
@annalgesic5874 Жыл бұрын
@@rayanefigueiredo6169 There is Far East Asia, there is South East Asia, there is also MIDDLE EAST ASIA. Middle Eastern means they live in nations located in the middle eastern part of Asia.
@j22mattones3 жыл бұрын
I love Joe Koy... he's the only person I've ever seen who looks 16 years old and 60 years old at the same time.
@ffnovice72 жыл бұрын
Small Sample Size Syndrome Meaning you probably haven't seen too many flesh & blood halfies like him
@armynurseboy2 жыл бұрын
That's his Asian and Caucasian sides fighting for dominance..... 😉
@lefish52772 жыл бұрын
I just asked my husband why jo koy looked like both a college sophomore and an Asian Joe Rogan in two different clips
@CharChar8272 жыл бұрын
@@armynurseboy 😂😂😂
@enuffisenuff242 ай бұрын
This whole comment thread is GOLD.
@sarina766672 жыл бұрын
Love that!! My roommate and I tried this Thai place down the street from our house in NW Ohio. The hostess was also the waitress. Next to the cash register was a narrow hallway lined with industrial shelving. One side was groceries; the other side was bulk storage. I just got off work, so I needed to wash my hands before eating so I asked where the bathroom was. The hallway leading to the bathroom had storage boxes, a baby walker toy, a box of dolls and a princess house. I came back laughing my ass off at the thought of how disgusted most Ohioans would act at seeing all that, but me. I sat down announcing to my roommate that this is going to be the most awesome Thai food we will find in our area! “Dude! We’re in grandma’s house!! This is going to be awesome!!” And I was right!!
@SuperHarpy2 жыл бұрын
Oh, disagree here! Fellow Ohioan, and if I saw that hallway, I'd be thrilled. I'd come back to the table excitedly rubbing my hands and saying "This is gonna be good!"
@Loki_K Жыл бұрын
YES. Lebanese here, goes the same. If I see shelves full of stuff and garlic skins leading to the kitchen (like they were sluffing them off on the way) in the hallway my way to the bathroom, and the bathroom itself is a single room (no gender option) with a blinking fluorescent bulb, and it's clean but stacked to the ceiling? Oh I'm going back to my wife and rubbing my hands going "we about to have Sitti's food tonight."
@GensSancta3 жыл бұрын
"He's-peaking Eenglaysh!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@darmakarma1023 жыл бұрын
you don't understand dat - telega - puk u...😂😂😂😂😂
@JasonL772 жыл бұрын
I loved it when the dude was describing firecrackers at 3:58 a.m. for Chinese New Year and the camera cuts to the audience and you see the Asian woman nodding as if to say that it’s 100% true.
@TanyaOwens3 жыл бұрын
hol' up hol' up hol' up, I watched this whole thing and never learned why you don't go paintball shooting with a Bietnam vet
@sammoss35913 жыл бұрын
Thanks, won't finish it then 👌
@JohnnyWishbone853 жыл бұрын
Really? You really need that explained to you?
@sammoss35913 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyWishbone85 😂 OP wanted content, not the answer obviously
@thezebiano3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit true!
@_letstartariot3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyWishbone85 yeah but it’s click bait. I think that’s why they commented.
@americanhottie33333 жыл бұрын
This sums up my relationship with my parents, even today! Saw a picture of my dad from way back then. Asked him, "hey, when was this taken?" "I don't know." "Who are all those people?" "I don't know." "How old were you?" "I don't know." "....Good talk."
@ericadunn94352 жыл бұрын
my dad used to be like that. "Where were you?" "out". Then one day I said "could you please answer? I'd like to know more about you". Now he tells me stuff, sometimes unprompted.
@mandarina41573 жыл бұрын
China is called Zhongguo because the Chinese used to consider it the center of the world, basically. Not literally, but it was a very closed off and self sufficient country (like Japan, the USSR and many others), so they were basically their own world. So it does have a meaning.
@tannercollins98632 жыл бұрын
Middle...more like Middle of everything
@ABCDEF-no1cv2 жыл бұрын
It’s like center. 중국
@pangaea4264 ай бұрын
Ronney Chien was wrong. "China" has nothing to do with "middle". The Chinese name of China actually means "the country as the center of the world".
@miguelservetus95343 ай бұрын
Like Mediterranean. Middle does mean center.
@ColocasiaCorm2 ай бұрын
We know this but its funny cuz its mids
@Darien_Rue2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lived in China, the firecracker part had me laughing till my stomach hurt - crazy accurate
@indulgentquagmire2 жыл бұрын
As a child, I remember getting this note of warning from my mom every birthday morning - "It's your birthday, do not get slapped today" , as in she asked me to be well behaved so she doesn't have to slap me.
@butterbeans666 Жыл бұрын
Lmao this is so relatable 😂
@lizagates94283 жыл бұрын
She is so cute pregnant. I dont think ive ever seen a pregnant person doing stand up. Love!
@JumbledEye3 жыл бұрын
Twice! It's like she only does specials when she's heavily pregnant 😄
@branon65653 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's pretty gross actually....ijfs....
@kurtsudheim8253 жыл бұрын
@@JumbledEye she's at least said that she a hie, is been overworked haha
@oliverburke3 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer, but this lady is cuter to me. They’re both cute.
@crogers36023 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 what's wrong with being pregnant
@Doublebarreledsimian3 жыл бұрын
Russell Peter's bit @ 10:11, hit me hard today. Couldn't stop laughing since about an hour earlier my nephew who was on the phone with his friend looks up and asked me what his father does for a living. So I asked him: You don't know what your dad does for work? He tells me: No, he just tells me he is going to work. So I told him his Dad is a Hitman and he owes me money.
@loveinthematrix3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ArinjayBhosale2 жыл бұрын
bro what he say
@toobasaurus233 жыл бұрын
I love Ali Wong. She's up for whatever... I respect that.
@vinvin10823 жыл бұрын
Every Asian comedian is paid to make fun of Asians, otherwise it wouldn’t work in this country
@ffnovice72 жыл бұрын
Vinnie watch some early Pat Morita stand-up of you really want to punch a wall
@thelostsoul55312 жыл бұрын
@@vinvin1082 a comedian's job is to make jokes....... what's your point captain obvious?
@wafalakhchine70443 жыл бұрын
Hassan minhaj kills it every freaking time ..and I live for that 😂👏👏
@nicoleso77772 жыл бұрын
“Conditional love” 🤣
@DB-xo6xh2 жыл бұрын
Its the energy
@diegodesigns39763 жыл бұрын
*”She’s religious when she gambles too”* 💀💀💀💀
@claucemicro10802 жыл бұрын
The joyous face of some of the audience, particularly that guy at the end is what makes comedy precious.
@labliybanez52252 жыл бұрын
thats brandon vera!
@moxgirl52 жыл бұрын
Russell Peters faking the dialects, "oh this man is very angry!" xD Funniest part of the video for sure haha.
@StrumVogel3 жыл бұрын
I love the cast. Reminds me on how you can spin bad experiences into humor and make everyone laughs. While low key letting them know we had a tough upbringing.
@ruemissm68003 жыл бұрын
I'm African.. Every African kid can relate 🤣🤣 .. Well basically every kid who isn't raised wealthy or in the west can relate
@sarroumarbeu68102 жыл бұрын
It's pretty much universal yeah 😂😂 .... curtsy of being ex-colonies.... And piled up generational trauma 🤡
@auntlizard262 Жыл бұрын
I luv Ronny. “F’ the TSA trying to keep everyone alive.” Soooo true and freakin’ funny!
@Slangchang3 жыл бұрын
This compilation was everything. Thank you Netflix
@yannie____3 жыл бұрын
Joey Guila's part is so on-point, especially the _auntie's smile_ 🤣
@madeofcastiron3 жыл бұрын
14:40 i'm from hong kong and i was expecting him to sound cringy, but yo no joke he sounds like those angry uncles you hear shouting outside of the jockey club (gambling place) because they lost the horse racing game but the accented english he spoke afterwards sounded more like a singaporean accent than hong kong accent haha
@saintalfonzo9993 жыл бұрын
Russell has the best foreign accent impressions, by far
@npaujbais3 жыл бұрын
Now, I really need to see Manny Pacquiao's speech after the Barrera fight. 😆
@seebeyondurself1st823 жыл бұрын
Me too! 😂😂
@marcuslarwa90983 жыл бұрын
I love how comics tell truths disguised as jokes. The one guys talking about how American hate everything is so true because they have no clue what it’s like in other countries. Yes
@changye96042 жыл бұрын
Hating America is probably the most American thing ever. 🤣
@maudievillareal36302 жыл бұрын
You nailed it. They don't know anything about struggles... so everything to them sucks.
@ALL_that_ENDS2 жыл бұрын
It really doesn't suck here, greatest country ever. As an native American, this country is the pinnacle of geographical miracles, but yes. The goddamn people here are absolutely amazingly horrible, I am very ashamed of it. Love my country, dislike the people
@thomasschumacher5362 Жыл бұрын
You do know that it is possible to live well in a country other than America
@JotunSenin3 жыл бұрын
8:01 oh god, i thought i was alone. I vividly remember being slapped in front of my friends for opening my presents
@Ericisyourmuse3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how even when Asian move to America, their stories still relevant to Asian live in Asia countries, culture is in our blood :)
@ffnovice72 жыл бұрын
Fewer generations
@harleenschenk44692 жыл бұрын
So true
@CDN19753 жыл бұрын
"What happened to the skinny one?" LOL!!
@PTSarah323 жыл бұрын
😂
@radhaniwargi71733 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YES- "we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us". I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE *dying inside*
@Syakirin573 жыл бұрын
Ali wong is legit the funniest female comedian and better than most established male comedian
@kdvr7663 жыл бұрын
Sigh of course someone has to make everything about gender shit everywhere
@roc78802 жыл бұрын
true.
@a.a90212 жыл бұрын
@@kdvr766 Agree that it's unnecessary. But to be fair, this is the first time I have ever seen a comment like this, and I've seen it probably hundreds of times the other way around. And those are usually much more extreme. Just for some perspective.
@doggytheanarchist78762 жыл бұрын
@@kdvr766 yea it's pretty tiring with the subtle misogyny, even in supposed compliments.
@mudder79522 жыл бұрын
@@doggytheanarchist7876 thanks for reminding us guys that we dislike and have contempt for women, because they're women, or that we've never encountered a female before to have an actual basis to form a preconceived notion that's not based on reason or experience.
@pakczechadventures40603 жыл бұрын
"My auntie always greets me with an insult." Hahahaha yes
@tanyakasim39883 жыл бұрын
Harith's monologue about his dad's story sounds very much like my dad's stories from way back when. 😅😂😂😂
@zydhas28382 жыл бұрын
Even in the UK asian community we had this thing called "birthday beats" where your friends and siblings would hit you (*lightly*) for every year of your age. Meaning if you're a late teen with a lot of friends, you are going to get battered throughout your birthday.
@benbottle45932 жыл бұрын
It is really strange to me to find out that this is exactly the same in Switzerland, in my Swiss community. Well, I’m from a village, so the beatings were mostly everyday, but I know that in my city 20minutes away, it was exactly as you said. What is strange is that as a we Swiss, we’re not really warm to each other at least, we’re not really feisty either, but when you leave in a city and it’s your birthday, you got to beware when you’re in your own neighbourhood.
@fenriders70082 жыл бұрын
Yeah Birthday Bumps is what we called them, definitely not confined to the Asian community in the UK. Similar tradition would be ‘A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month’ every time the month rolled over :D
@jsopesos2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of elementary and middle school “It’s your birthday Foo?!” Then they would hit you as many times as how old you were turning hahah
@LigBoi Жыл бұрын
Birthday licks
@Zoie3x83 жыл бұрын
8:52 this kid just won 30,000 dollars, cash. *NOTHING !* 12 years old, and he already knows, he will never see a dime of it, Ever. *NOTHING !*
@V3RTiGo73 жыл бұрын
OMG Harith was so spot on about CNY firecrackers. I hate that too actually and needless to say I'm actually a Chinese.
@badgerfishinski68572 жыл бұрын
First time i saw Lion dance in Asia...Scared the sh*t out of me and freak me out lah
@yinkadavies84033 жыл бұрын
The glorious beauty in diversity What a wonderful world we live in .love from Nigeria 🇳🇬
@maxgold10693 жыл бұрын
14:05 that furious look on his face lmfaoooo
@maggiematheson68992 жыл бұрын
That show had me on the floor laughing. The slap was an obsession for me. I couldn’t believe that there was so much around a slap.
@yello_mellow83763 жыл бұрын
Jo Koy's sweatshirt/ overalls/ nike outfit actually looks pretty fire lmao
@lucystephanieproperties Жыл бұрын
Comedians are a different kind of gift. We adults need them a lot 'cause we rarely laugh at everyday life anymore. ♥ Laughter makes our life better. 👍
@100samanthamarie3 жыл бұрын
Waaaaay before Canelo, the Mexican fighter came along, my family, her brother and his family, and his wife’s parents and her siblings and relatives all had a party, sat down, and watched Manny fight Oscar De La Hoya (the former famous Mexican fighter). This was Dec 2008 and we were in Brea Ca in one of my relative’s house. I remember we were rooting for our fighter who had represented Mexicans. The funny thing is that we respected Manny and praised him while he fought well. We knew it must have been difficult for him to reach that point in his career and we knew it was hard for him because he was a minority. We respected him so much. When he beat Oscar we were like, “Damn, he’s good! Good for him!”. We saw a lot of us in Manny. My family has all shades but because some of our family are darker-skinned, we related to him. He had trouble speaking English like our older relatives. He looked like some Mexicans from certain areas in Mexico. He had the same body type as a lot of Mexican men in Mexico. Same hair. Same demeanor. We respect people because it’s normal and necessary. But we also respect people even more when we learn about them and try to relate.
@alaefarmestatesllc3 жыл бұрын
Mexican American fighter
@exudeku3 жыл бұрын
Filipino here, We Filipinos sings the Mexican Anthem everytime a Mexican Fighter fights, I remember my dad and his buddies sang the Anthem everytime Manny fight a Mexican fighter or they watch a Mexican Fighter in the ring...like the time Manny fought Marquez, De la Hoya, Barrera, Solis, and Erik Morales. We Filipinos are just your Asian Cousins, we love spicy stuff, Filipino language borrowed some Aztec and Spanish Languages (Like Kamote..yes the sweet potato), Chico, etc), we adore fiestas of santos and holidays (like Santacruzan..where we celebrate St. Helena, and fuck-ton of parties), and some I cannot put here because its too many...well mainly due to the Galleon Trade and Español Shenanigans we are able to connect even the Pacific Ocean is literally makes our countries at the opposite end
@seebeyondurself1st823 жыл бұрын
Yes! Same here!
@jocefianrama3 жыл бұрын
@@exudeku basically, mexico was our capital or some sort of like that during the Spanish times.
@allanh71372 жыл бұрын
Latino here. I love my piño brothers and sisters. Hard working, humble, and loving people.
@jayraiya923 жыл бұрын
Hasan minaj's one is accurate on another level.
@ysabellarivera81662 жыл бұрын
As a Pinay, I busted a lung laughing at that Manny Pacquiao bit, esp when it got to the swears XDDD
@saumya31453 жыл бұрын
Okay, now I am sure there are basically two types of parents - rich white and the rest of the world. I am literally relating to Filipinos, Lebanese, Mexicans, Vietnamse and everyone else. We all here are just getting slapped on our birthdays. 😂 *it's a joke, guys. No offence intended.
@MandoGuerrero23 жыл бұрын
I mean if you’re comparing to them to upper middle class, wasp type white people, I guess. Eastern European and Italian parents not so much.
@saumya31453 жыл бұрын
@@MandoGuerrero2 Aah, my bad for clubbing all in one category! I meant to say the typical upper-class American white parents that we, here in the east, hear about.
@kurtsudheim8253 жыл бұрын
Ya, cause cultures can't have differences or similarities, you can't share mods, emotions, ways if freaking with things, behaviours etc. No only Chinese parents can be strict & stingy...
@latronqui3 жыл бұрын
I guess my chilean parents are white, then.
@saumya31453 жыл бұрын
@@latronqui It's a joke man. Just like the video you are watching.
@Tmr12213 жыл бұрын
*Man I had some good laughs watching comedians I’ve never seen before on this one! Thanks for sharing.*
@chiraagkaran96123 жыл бұрын
0:21 "He's half Philipino and half Japanese and I'm half Viatnamese and half Chinese...." And their kid is full "Asian" 😂
@rmb26643 жыл бұрын
The firecrackers on New Years are like making popcorn in a very slow microwave.
@bluerationality3 жыл бұрын
FYI for some people who don’t know, Middle country actually means center of everything. Chinese considered others savages.
@samshah76283 жыл бұрын
You have to know chinese ancient or asian history to know that.
@youraverageasian16013 жыл бұрын
We all know, but by now everyone just makes jokes on that name
@bonitabanana93423 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why the Empress' palace is called the central palace
@KJ61823 жыл бұрын
Good to know, thanks
@nativechique75893 жыл бұрын
I kinda figured it was geographical
@briansounalath3 жыл бұрын
Canadians are so nice. They’ll laugh at anything.
@somyaranjansahoosahoo51272 жыл бұрын
Kiwis are nicest Canadians aren't nice they are same as Americans.
@bodacious61993 жыл бұрын
Jo koy is just too hilarious man.
@real_lampcap2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing all the similarities between the Asian and Black experience. Like the auntie who always says you too fat or getting slapped on your birthday and everyone watches 😭
@Nakamichi_Jun3 жыл бұрын
Jo Koy is the King of Asian comedy
@Eisaku22 жыл бұрын
3:58 This man accurately described microwave popcorn
@LudaChez3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who likes Hassan's joke about not knowing his dad should look up the American Dad! Episode where Steve tries to find out more about his dad. So true. Fucking hilarious.
@AndresPerez-tg9ms Жыл бұрын
I’m not Asian, but living, working and traveling for more than 16 years in SA, and having many good friends,I can relate and have a good laugh! Just on point! 😂
@einundsiebenziger54883 жыл бұрын
I bet Ronny Chieng knows perfectly well that the Chinese name for China means way more than "middle country", but then his joke would not work.
@Locked0Out3 жыл бұрын
I assume it's more like "country at the center of the world", something less about location and more about value
@einundsiebenziger54883 жыл бұрын
@@Locked0Out exactly!
@lekongful3 жыл бұрын
So Manny is the weird uncle that every Filipino has
@macmissy9162 жыл бұрын
“Slapping elevates your game” 😂😂
@furionmax78243 жыл бұрын
Her being pregnant makes this better and I have no idea why
@Rvc5463 жыл бұрын
Subvert of expectations ??
@ffnovice72 жыл бұрын
Natural instinct
@iromosushi62913 жыл бұрын
5:01 We call America "mei guo" 美国 because it is an abbreviation from its full name "ya mei li jian gong he guo" 亚美利坚共和国, which directly translates to "American(ya MEI li jian) Republic(gong he guo)". The word "mei" also means beautiful but in this case it is more of a pronunciation thing. China's name "zhong guo"中国 is also an abbreviation from "zhong hua ren min gong he guo"中华人民共和国 which means "the Republic(gong he guo) of the Chinese people(ZHONG hua ren min)". The word "zhong" can mean middle, and also, centre. Since the language originated from China, the word here stands for "the centre of" probably the world, or at the time this name is invented, civilisation. I'm Malaysian Chinese just like Ronny btw
@jackshen50933 жыл бұрын
It’s a good explanation but the term 中国 appeared in written Chineses at least 2 thousand years ago, so its not just an abbreviation. Also, a better translation would be “the Middle Kingdom”
@seanraines58713 жыл бұрын
@@jackshen5093 I'm white boy American and I hope not but think we're screwed. Just watching good comedy at the end of work to relax.
@meredithliu15553 жыл бұрын
THIS. When he said we call America “the beautiful country” I was like WHAT. It never carried that meaning and is literally just the abbreviation of a phonetic translation that was too long and too verbose for daily usage.
@waynechng3 жыл бұрын
Isn't China called the Middle Kingdom because it's supposed to be between Heaven and Earth?
@dianeculas37803 жыл бұрын
Ooo that’s interesting. Did you study in SJK(C)?
@aousagi35793 жыл бұрын
As an Indonesian, it’s not my auntie, it’s my omas and opa (grandparents), there like “You’ve gotten so big 👀”
@madis49133 жыл бұрын
What's annoying is the original Australian version of The Slap was written by a Greek second gen man about the generational divide between Mediterranean immigrants in Australia including how kids are disciplined! Sounds like the American version completely butchered it.
@ericaparker8636 Жыл бұрын
Okay and see that actually sounds interesting
@ryanlefler68712 жыл бұрын
Wow, Jo Koy is so versatile he doesn't even look like himself!
@jamesgonzalez33973 жыл бұрын
Asian parents don’t feel; they react
@marcellespencer1243 жыл бұрын
same with jamacian parwnts too😂🇯🇲🇬🇧
@heyysimone3 жыл бұрын
Russell Peters makes me so damn happy, hes so hilarious
@dannizy92492 жыл бұрын
15:52 Omggg he is so funny HAHAHAHA I literally had tears on my eyes because of laughter!!!😂 As a Filipino, I can totally understand him HAHAHAHAHAHA but still.. Manny P. is a legend in boxing❤👊🏻 Salute!
@saultube443 жыл бұрын
Dang, so Chinese named their Country: Middle Earth way before LoTR
@RonLarhz3 жыл бұрын
Chinese have multiple meaning. "middle" is also central/focus. Aka king/heart of asia. And it's not earth, guo is country. Also,for america, it's probably because of the pronunciation and language barrier. There is no real basis that ancient china think america is a beautiful country.
@saultube443 жыл бұрын
@@RonLarhz I see, thx for the clarification, but in the phrase Middle Earth, Earth stands for Country, it's ancient dated English, and it was a joke
@PelikeMaia3 жыл бұрын
That is pretty.. ethnocentric dontcha think? 🤔 Hehe
@saultube443 жыл бұрын
@@PelikeMaia But I think at least 50% of the people are
@RonLarhz3 жыл бұрын
@@saultube44 Idk wts u r trying to say. I'm (sgrean) chinese. Earth can mean this blue planet or soil. Are u trying to mansplain to a native speaker what a mandarin word mean? I'm 90% sure context is lost in translation. Egoistic americans think "美国" 的"美" is a literal praise.... Lol... Not to mention china isnt even 中国 until new era, modernisation stepped in. It was always xxx dynasty(大xxx) or 中原"central plains".
@StupidHandleName_2 жыл бұрын
It's so true. My dad is an ex-sniper from the Iraqi war and he beat all our asses when we went paintballing.
@paintproduct2332 Жыл бұрын
The broom closet/bathroom is on point!
@TheNorthSky3 жыл бұрын
Hassan minhaj being hassan minhaj 💌
@jk98763 жыл бұрын
I know he is telling jokes but China's name is really "central country".
@SweetPotatoBall3 жыл бұрын
Heart of Commonwealth
@chromicapop45953 жыл бұрын
Some of these people sound good enough to voice animated series casts
@monicaluketich69132 жыл бұрын
2 ND generation here - grandparents from Eastern Europe. My parents told as what we wanted to be when we grew up! No choice...I understand exactly what each of these people are saying. So true ...I didn't do what my mother wanted. I wanted more. It took her 20 years and a doctorate before she forgave me!
@kingsnorkie3 жыл бұрын
Ali wong gotta be the funniest female comedian
@insertswittyusernamehere50402 жыл бұрын
14:46 i come from hong kong and speak cantonese fluently and honestly, i think i've heard some aunties curse on the street like that
@stevenmunets3 жыл бұрын
Russel Peters should join the Daily Show
@chuchuctulhu45603 жыл бұрын
That would be interesting - he had a beef with Trevor Noah, about Trevor stealing a joke, or something like that.
@xniks101x3 жыл бұрын
Trevor sucks, russel should just host it by himself
@terra_the_nightingale1353 жыл бұрын
I actually like both their stand up comedy shows so I’d be down to see that
@JasonL77Ай бұрын
I about died when I heard Jo Koy talking about accents because I work with a Filipina woman and Jo’s accent sounded exactly like her except his voice was deeper.
@Zak69592 жыл бұрын
8:34, I’ll have to ask my cardiologist if he got slapped when he was a kid.🤪
@lafondawilliams3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny bc i went paintballing with some iraq and afghan vets, i got hit atleast 30 as i ran away 🤣
@harleenschenk44692 жыл бұрын
That's why I will never go with my husband and play on the opposite team. Lol
@starkimage_jrs77102 жыл бұрын
Worked in a kitchen restaurant in my early 20's. Went paintballing and they knew it was my first time and have no clue what's going to happen. They laughed when they hit me for the first 15 minutes. I was smiling when we went left for home, and for at least 2 more weeks. Never got invited again. 😁