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[@maxlu9373]

“I’m trying to do a half windsor so she knows I’m a baby. SEE HOW BASIC THIS KNOT IS?????”

[@lordgino2006]

Max Lu i’m feeling so offended by this phrase because it’s the only knot that looks good on my neck🤣

[@Numbah3Son]

DeGeeno try a 4 in hand knot, it looks amazing on just about everybody.

[@jermox]

@@Numbah3Son That is even more basic. I also prefer a half-windsor for my skinny neck.

[@Numbah3Son]

@@jermox definitely not disagreeing, I just think that knot works for more body types.

[@terrybatman]

Kinda felt Stephanie was breaking character there

[@Theseamus2000]

There isn't a single line this man does not deliver perfectly.

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

Even when it's something awful "Come on Razzmatazz come on Razzmatazz. That's it. I. Lost. Everything."

[@Kaxology]

It's almost like this is a TV show where they do multiple takes just to get the right one

[@SlumDogEpiphany]

300th

[@kommu17]

Top of the class at Julliard baby

[@cheddarcedar]

The fact that this is his first comedic role makes it so much better

[@GodBear97]

I love the fact that ever since episode one when Jake found out how Holt had been shunned his whole life, he has done everything he can to include him

[@madunicorn4568]

Asbjørn Christensen this comment is worth a thousand likes

[@notfromtitan]

Idk why but this comment put me in a deep thought and I sympathized with how holt was feeling all his life. Man it must have been horrible

[@edthemammoth4175]

Dang now I sympathize with Holt on a deeper level. It kinda makes sense since I’m gay and my nickname is Robot

[@raph9556]

Ed The Mammoth CAPTAIN HOLT???? Why are you in the comments man get back to your police duties

[@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay]

As silly as Brooklyn nine nine is they actually have really impressive continuity

[@7srchoed]

The Emmys are worthless when Andre Braugher doesn't have one for his performance as Raymond Holt

[@51Dutchman]

Part of the delay might be due to him already having won two Emmys before Brooklyn 99. But totally agreed on how much he deserves it for playing Holt.

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

He deserves a BSA for Holt. Only Hitchcock and Scully are funnier.

[@muhhammadilham4743]

335th likes

[@viviandarkbloom1]

See also: Steve Carell

[@mateowey]

Seriously!!!

[@0megaFan]

He sounds so legitimetley angry when his sister says he was fun

[@raymondholt8255]

BECAUSE I WASN'T!

[@ashleyredsheep]

@@raymondholt8255 😂

[@johnthedork723]

FUN?! I WAS NEVER FUN! YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[@thedashaw5791]

omegafan101 lmao “you take that back!!!”

[@axelotlee_]

Raymond Holt you’re not the real Holt, he’d never shorten a word with an apostrophe, youre a FRAUD

[@azifazeez]

"I'm immune to things you've never heard of" "But not braggadosia"

[@deepbanerjee6432]

Braggadocio*

[@navaryn2938]

@Andrew Jackson Braggadocio is a font, Amy for sure knew what it was about

[@navaryn2938]

@Andrew Jackson dang you're really easily entertained

[@noahgormley4456]

Can you explain what it meant, I never understand it

[@minecraftisbetterthanfortn395]

@@noahgormley4456 holt is saying that amy likes so brag (brag)gadoicio

[@toomuchpassion2361]

I LOVE how EVERY TIME Holt has to describe an imaginary woman, he always goes straight to their breasts. And he describes them in a way that no straight guy would and it kills me!!

[@eviljoel]

The only adjective he can think off when it comes to breasts is "heavy".

[@orion7060]

@@eviljoel "weighty"

[@jetman1895]

@JerodNunley that shit killed me, even after rewatching it for the 50th time.

[@hiimgarettable]

a female woman

[@pixel_cookie148]

i know this is a joke but please read any book written by a guy where the main character is a woman. there's. a weird focus on the boobs. it's horrifically written and so so funny because no one looks in the mirror and ever thinks that shit

[@jamesball90]

Fun? I was never fun YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[@nic.17.83]

I’m sure she didn’t mean it sir

[@jamesball90]

This is now my most liked comment. I love Holt and you reading this comment

[@sigmanewsyt]

@@jamesball90 I deadass never got more then 5 likes when quoting something out of the video rip my luck. While watching a video of B99 I'm gons't to be quoting some stuff I just gons't to

[@iabsoluteagreewithyourcomm1451]

My fave line

[@fumarc4501]

“I understand the logic of the game.” Bless him

[@kyleboffa793]

should've called the game 'Holt or Hoax'

[@bigbearkat2010]

Personally I find it hilarious that even he missed a question in the game because so much of the stuff he says is so ridiculous

[@winteritta]

Was reading this comment right when Holt said that

[@ailish7649]

he’s simultaneously monotone and emotionless, and the sassiest character ever. the line delivery is just 10/10

[@swattoolblaastoose1761]

Where is the clip where he literally says “yasss queen” the SNAPS his fingers in an intentionally camp way then throws the motorcycle keys to terry

[@zombiequeenjayttv1200]

Swat tool Blaastoose I came to see that clip and I thank you for letting me know I don’t need to watch the rest 😂

[@elicris10]

I came here thinking just on that one!!!

[@greciaorellana643]

Same

[@23kurtzy]

Its legitimately one of he funniest moments on TV

[@megurineziam5900]

"intentionally camp way" and it's not even that camp hahahahahah

[@jennifert1670]

I've said this since the day the show started: Whoever came up with the idea to cast Andre Braugher as Captain Holt is a genius, a literal genius. There is no other person on earth who could play this role better.

[@godsperfectfailures796]

If Alan Rickman were alive and black

[@mactony4]

Leslie Nielsen could too.

[@maryk7272]

@@mactony4 Nah. Holt is basically a deadpan humorous version of Frank Pembleton, Braugher's most well known character. And there are definitely times that "Pembleton" comes out in B99, especially in the box. I don't think anyone could have done it nearly as well.

[@off-the-grounder568]

They are an amazing person/genius.

[@dadagecha1311]

Such a strong female woman

[@girlinahat3407]

Straight Holt is such a dog.

[@uppercrustgaming4295]

It me?

[@notthefather3919]

I died💀💀😂😂

[@leoseling4413]

Holt trying to seem straight is what keeps me going.

[@Tactical_Shenanigans]

Hoe ForSeok she did great in the closer.

[@DoubtlessCar0]

Holt is by far the best Gay character in all of film

[@teddykasteel]

George1234 Althouh I do agree, you could have left the ‘gay’ part out

[@Noa......]

@@teddykasteel Not necessarily. Holt is different from other gay characters. He is not a stereotype. He is more than his sexuality.

[@carlosari5222]

@@Noa...... Exactly thats how.you do a gay character, its just a character who is gay

[@Noa......]

@@carlosari5222 Excuse me, what?

[@carlosari5222]

@@Noa...... It annoys me the gay characters that are the stereotype of men that act like women all loud and lady like is ridiculous, i have several gay friends who i had no idea were gay because they act like.normal.man, walk normal talk normal act normal, just like.i have lesbian friends who are normal women, not like the stereotype of dressing like man walking like man and acting all tough

[@zyaicob]

Holt looked so satisfied when he delivered the "Hades" line and it's great

[@yoshijb9428]

Who guarding HAdees?

[@EllieAlmertson]

“he’s not a doctor, he’s a pharmacist. although that might appeal to ann.. *POP PUH POP* “

[@lemonk1230]

You know, I never actually understood that one

[@youknowme3875]

Le Monk neither

[@mynameis2013]

I think it’s about Ann popping pills

[@feathera40]

You can take it one step further by spelling " although that might A-PILL to Ann " 😏

[@ashleyredsheep]

@@feathera40 👀

[@clairebarker9984]

“I’m mourning the death of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman” Dystopian fiction writers thinking of character ideas: “write that down! Write that down!”

[@VerityThePixie]

“A smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s rouse.” - I said it... and I MEANT IT!

[@chairsmissing]

Ruse*

[@aurares]

"what are you miming there, sir?" "a child tying his tie. I'm trying to do a simple half-windsor so she knows i'm a BABY"

[@TheodoreBrosevelt]

My lungs are never ready for Holt

[@JoeBurgettMusic]

Yes, “my wife was a female woman.” That line still gets me into a laughing fit. Lol

[@ananyamurali603]

gina: twitter thinks you're a bot holt: why?? i'm a human. A HUMAN MALE!!

[@debjoy12]

what about the classic: "Sticks and stones, Raymond." "Describing your breakfast?" 😂😂😂

[@lewisbrazier3064]

"How do you like my office Raymond?" "Yes I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you"

[@Sarcasm-Sage-626]

Pretty sure there’s a whole other video dedicated to Holt and Wunch’s exchanges.

[@imwatchinberniemac]

‘it was more than fine, it was Laos’

[@123hattan]

I don't get it.

[@zara-uu2gi]

Quacky neither do i. Someone please explain

[@imwatchinberniemac]

Quacky Laos is a country near Vietnam. Holt was always talking about carrying around a map just in case he has to argue with someone. Once in his life the map proved useful as he showed someone where Laos was

[@2ELI0]

I laughed so hard at that one. xD

[@inst4rmin.x4_onYT]

@@imwatchinberniemac that's just re-telling the scene, not really an explanation for that line I'd say

[@threeclaws1]

6:38 Can we just stop and appreciate that one of the first things Captain Holt wrote in his word cloud, one year before the heist, was Franz Bluheim to roast Jake when he won?

[@allegraherweijer7586]

Frans Bruggen*

[@42grath]

There is something so perfect about the childish glee in Jake's face whenever he discovers something new about Holt.

[@lidwinbaptist6258]

Ha SARCASM A COWARD'S LIE!!!! I'm gonna use that every chance I get.. thanks holt

[@TheCephalon]

Samuel Maurer Ha sarcasm a coward’s lie!

[@MrMadhusudhan45]

Chandler may not like it

[@0riginal_zer030]

That is suuuch a good idea. You should _definitely_ try it!

[@caoimhejordan4047]

I speak fluent sarcasm though....

[@andrymystere]

@@caoimhejordan4047 That makes you a classy liar.

[@StoatyFox]

5:25 "You want me to just say COWABUNGA, MOM!" "Aw yes, that would be awesome."

[@mrigankamandal7120]

8:09 KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS - it's all in Caps 😂

[@juzzfuzz0]

exactly how we all process caps in our heads, love it

[@iabsoluteagreewithyourcomm1451]

They missed his ridiculously cryptic email handle lol

[@atheismgaming17]

So I remember to yell it.

[@sayemasalahuddin4639]

Ahh you guys missed the "No, I cannot even" 😂

[@sunnyfirmino6467]

Was gonna comment that

[@leopoldobaltierra953]

Do you know what chapter that is?

[@Rose-pf3gn]

Terry: Are you really playing the gay card right now?? Sassy Holt: Yas Qween How could they miss that oneeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳

[@xo-alien-xo]

I know right. That was like the best one 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@theonefat9140]

@@strider2015 season 5 episode 1 I think sorry for the late reply

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

@@xo-alien-xo * snap *

[@meaganschmidt7101]

Lol its coming in an upcoming video!! Haha theres so nuch content with him

[@volcomgurl8038]

"just a minute, my cauldron is boiling over."

[@a.t.3192]

"How does she feel about balloon animals?" "I'm sure she has a complicated relationship with them." Lol, I love the writing on this show.

[@andrewm6244]

You can’t fit Captain Holt’s personality in just 10 minutes

[@brucewayne4585]

That is correct, it takes 17.389 minutes to properly capture my personality.

[@Alamourem]

“FUN? I was never fun you TAKE THAT BACK”

[@crabbieappleton]

I've never seen an episode of this show. I feel like I've just taken a step into a greater, brighter world.

[@hamchurger4566]

And so you better of seen it. You've had a month

[@sunnyaerie3563]

you have.

[@thedashaw5791]

crabbieappleton you are doing yourself a great disservice by not watching!

[@rc9006]

Get some get some get some. 😁

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

Watch it. You'll love it!

[@randomperson2777]

“But if you’re here… …who’s guarding h a d e s ?” *ICONIC.* 😌🤚

[@a129838552]

"Never meet your heroes cause they would turn out to be friendly" -Rosa Diaz

[@0Onyx13]

Isn't it weird how he refuses to be on social media or generally online if not necessary, yet he knows that all caps means screaming? 😂I can only imagine that Gina blabbed about it at some point and he remembered it because he has an excellent memory.

[@BlackStar-uh5xv]

All caps have been used since shakespear

[@aaronpadilla946]

The look on Terry's face when Holt said blowing out candles at birthday parties is impractical had me wheezing.

[@lindsaysusten8127]

4:14 “i understand the logic of this game” has the same energy as “i understand that reference” -Steve Rogers

[@Styx4473]

"Like Franz Bluheim plays the flute" This line is made all the better when you see the flashback of him planning next year's heist. 3rd idea in his word cloud.

[@akg9991]

KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS.

[@salonii6345]

‘She was such a strong female woman’ **slow claps**

[@alext1426]

Scullys quick glance down at the begining.... Hoh boi

[@KaShuto]

Even the face he pulls "Dat Ass"

[@isaacdagreat7876]

Can I get a time stamp pls?

[@alext1426]

@@isaacdagreat7876 roughly 0:03-0:04

[@isaacdagreat7876]

@@alext1426 Oh wow. Sorry you did say beginning lol

[@isaacdagreat7876]

@@alext1426 Also saw ur subbed to Jim Browning love that dude right?

[@carlodelacruz2694]

"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS", it's in all caps. 🤣

[@JustSomebody5]

"I cannot even." I just had to finish that clip.

[@phousefilms]

“I was never fun. You take that back!” kills me. He’s just so offended.

[@jeffpulohanan9226]

And never included the realy sass "yass queen *snaps*"

[@jaadkins148]

“KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS...” lmao😂 😂😂😂

[@slimecicleclips7897]

"we are not cowabunga people"

[@8daudio316]

I said it... AND I MEANT IT

[@oepoao1859]

“Captain Wunch, if your here who’s guarding Hades.” *DAYUM*

[@matijamatkovic9956]

3:08 :kanalizacija!!!!! Me who understands her language: It's the SEWERS!

[@AsymptoteInverse]

What language is it? I'm not exactly a language expert.

[@matijamatkovic9956]

@@AsymptoteInverse I think it is a word in multiple languages, but for me it is Croatian

[@haiguy9929]

VelVET tHHunDER

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

"140 characters is far more than anybody needs to make a point"

[@mani24719]

wHeeearre were youu BoUrNnnee? * The whole scene could be done with, with a google search though.

[@loewenmakrele]

Only if she uses the latin letters. When you have no idea how to spell it google translates detect language is useless

[@isaacdagreat7876]

With,with

[@lyric939]

How did you not keep the last few seconds of the last clip? Holt replies to his sister " I cannot... even"

[@RenaissanceM]

“I cannot......even...” -Captain Raymond Holt

[@CielPhantomhive1]

"KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS-" I love this man

[@Horsenheimer]

that might appeal to anne....POP, Pop-POP!!!

[@scav1221]

Strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts

[@adhyawhan]

The sassiness and the straight face, it's a deadly combination 😂

[@TheNerfer]

I love that Holt takes being called "fun" as an insult.

[@genericnamejpg9752]

"COWABUNGA , MOTHER!"

[@DivoGo]

“I use an exclamation point in a email once and you called me Diana Ross.” ROTFLMBAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@karangirigauswami]

You are Three Minutes early. In Chicago!

[@Mae-kg6kt]

Lol that delivery was genius!

[@draczilla2007]

"But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?" He legit just called her a 3 headed bitch. The writers for this show are so amazing.

[@mf1520]

4:34 Is nobody gonna talk about Terry's reaction? He's like "Hold on, wait, what did- did you?"

[@mugiwara3153]

"you're 3 minutes early! *in Chicago."* will never fail to make me laugh

[@-Grovesy-]

"Sarcasm, the cowards lie." such a good line.

[@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145]

The who's guarding Hades is still my favorite cultured roast to this day.

[@carolea1629]

4:39 " *AND I MEANT IT, AAAHHH* ! " 😂❤👏😍👍

[@brianvillarreal4076]

Rest In Peace Captain we will always remember you 😭😭😭

[@namecomingsoon9517]

“I was never fun you take that back”

[@Georgeveen]

5:57 that sneaky wink makes that scene even better.

[@chukwuprecious5560]

"I was never fun...you take that back"😭

[@cameronrobertson5977]

KUDOS! TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS!, gets me every time, I remember the first time I watched that I couldn’t stop laughing for about 20 mins

[@fridaynightpizza7158]

Should make a holt yelling compilation

[@greenstars100]

BONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

*KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS*

[@0riginal_zer030]

*VINDICATION!*

[@intentionallyleftblank3016]

“CCCCCCHEDDDDDDARRRRRRR!”

[@bonnie.duncan]

AND I MEANT IT!!!!!!!!

[@wendelllambert5228]

The hero we don't deserve

[@Mystix-el1lf]

I died from laughter the most when holt said ‘ then who is guarding hades’ 😝

[@tcsbaseball1]

One of my favorite shows ever, love captain Holt. I could have watched this show for 20 seasons

[@sherryb6351]

"Oh, it was better than fine. It was LAOS." I have no idea why I'm laughing so much at that.

[@abhishekjoshi3205]

"I was never fun, YOU TAKE THAT BACK" Ohhh Man, I love Holt..XD

[@AlasdairGR]

“Fun? I was never fun! You take that BACK!”

[@gisforhungry]

Jake is definitely Holt’s favorite. He has always gone out of his way to include Holt, and Holt is the father figure Jake has always wanted.

[@rhea_nair]

I love how Amy is sleeping on the couch while the rest of the squad plays Real Ray or Fake Ray. Also Captain Holt is the best captain in any tv show I have ever seen.

[@angeleyes4413]

മലയാളി 🙂🙂

[@MeanBeanComedy]

I love that he said half-windsors are for babies. I always tell people full Windsors are for men, half-windsors are for babies!

[@Clown_Syndrome]

"But not immune to, braggadocio."

[@Laura-vc7er]

“Word cloud” “It’s in all caps” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@221b8]

1:21 * That's what we call an Oscar worthy performance!! * 😁

[@strawberrycake-9850]

What exactly?.

[@malaikarana9612]

@@strawberrycake-9850 Oscar Neunez the actor from the office.

[@Nitzah]

“I started to plot my revenge ... I began by creating A WORD CLOUD” 🤣🤣

[@andreathoresen4181]

«KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICER»

[@amandaklaus5502]

I wanted so badly for the clip of holt entering the interrogation room and saying “KOWABUNGA MOM” to play after the clip of him saying he wouldn’t say it

[@neptune4364]

0:02 Scully Likes what he sees😏

[@-avocadorable_6509]

LMFAO IVE NEVER EVEN SEEN THAT PLS

[@AlexanderMacAoidh]

Captain Holt is my spirit animal

[@AustinChurch95]

“No Debbie. I cannot, even.”

[@PhantomJavelin]

7:34 The way Holt does a "dun dun DUNNN!" without moving his lips at all just kills me.

[@christianperez6214]

You want me to say "Cowabunga Mom". Yes that would be awesome

[@madhuridilipkumar1017]

I love him 3000

[@VANhasVOICE]

The change Holt went through from episode one... was ridiculously massive and wholesome.

[@SensationalBanana]

I constantly hear the "Yaaas Queen"-line in my head whenever he delivers a solid sass.