Joe Rogan Meets a Crazy Stripper - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

While on the road with the Ultimate Fighting Championship, Joe Rogan meets a woman whom he'll always remember.

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Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzbin.info/aero/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

[@BrekkaJones24]

Already cringin watching this😮

[@delusionsama]

this is a cringe joe not good at this.

[@tylerlabine9360]

apprx 250 pound wrestler at a 1997 fight in dolthan alabama. bob must be mark coleman, dan severn, vitor belfort, or tre telligman. scott ferrozo was to heavy and jim mullen was to light. the running up stadium stairs bit should narrow it down to 2 guys for the old ecw fans

[@amel587]

Bet you 100$ Joe Rogan standup is more cringe

[@amel587]

@3 name changes allowed every 90 days. No, actuallu all of joe rogan

[@keithfletcher7435]

I like this guy, he should make a podcast

[@MrPaceKid]

he does have a podcast

[@zac3392]

Sam Pace 😂

[@modern.performer]

@@MrPaceKid you really didn't get this joke ?

[@joseywales7930]

Lmao

[@krisshodgson7441]

Sam pace took the bait!!

[@nigelcarren]

I had forgotten Joe Rogan had legs!

[@saturatedneowax]

he got the kicks doe

[@gerrieherwijnen1088]

Power full low and middle kicks ex kickboxer

[@edreyes894]

Hahahahahaha

[@harrykiesling3037]

this is amazingly accurate

[@razielgonzalez7497]

The laugh in the background is fucking annoying that guy is fake laughing so hard

[@shrooms9797]

“Were going to this house” guy in the back: “HAHAHAHAHA”

[@leerobinson4885]

He's fucking annoying

[@largecoke4087]

It's a paid staff member. That's what talk shows do as well

[@GoreDios]

It's weird how everyone forgets about Joe Rogan having legs, yet he's famous for his kicks.

[@libertylovingbeckles6797]

I knew Rogan from Fear Factor originally. Way back in the day when he had hair 😂😂😂

[@dirtyduval9258]

Best comment I've seen on here. 😂

[@evankukalis9940]

Ever like a comment just to round up the number of likes? Got you to 300 my guy 🤘🏽

[@private_ventures2592]

Dude's kicks and grappling were always his highlights

[@sleepyshinigami1752]

@@private_ventures2592 Grappling? lol he didn't start grappling until waaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaayyyy after he was known for his kicks

[@shoople]

Conspiracy theory: they pay some guy to do a weird laugh at every show so comments point it out and boost the video in the algorithm

[@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266]

Reverse engineering at its best

[@sgt.sudoku1847]

Yo I'm too high for this comment man

[@natronfatumallafalla1922]

I love u

[@noahclouse1830]

Or they add it to the audio in post lol

[@TheDetroitTrucker]

when smart people comment instead of the usual ignorant.^

[@garvess]

The older Joe gets the more he looks like an Italian mobster

[@topher174]

The more he's starting to look like Artie.

[@loveone789]

looks like a budget dave bautista

[@Rickswars]

Looks like Kurt Angle without hat.lol.

[@rogerlimoseth4790]

Hanging with Joey Diaz too much.

[@Foo3thoo]

He's the Capo of the Garelli crime syndicate.

[@Hellogreg]

Been a casual Rogan fans for years, this is literally the first time I’ve watched his stand up.

[@mrprincemusicandgaming]

I'm from Alabama. You just described all of dothan.

[@paintslinger4444]

Bro facts!

[@patricioortiz8103]

I could easily see this being the origin of Teasers

[@dch7774]

😂

[@ModMax69]

I banged a girl from Dothan that moved to my town in Ohio. Tiny with bad breath... but it was tight

[@dakotatotten5355]

YOU DONT KNOW ! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR WHOLE DESCRIPTION!!!!!

[@rayro2053]

Joe: opens lips* that one guy: 🤣😂💀

[@jesuscorral8228]

Didn’t notice much of the dudes laugh until i read this is when i realized it LMFAO

[@Evander42117]

Sat by an asshole like that when I saw Tosh. Started laughing before every punch line. Awful.

[@JinroHz]

It might be the Joker

[@queerym87]

Lmaaaaao that dude it's ferOCious

[@markhernandez4904]

Someone post a time stamp where we can identify him ?

[@MindHunger]

There's only one thing to say to get a stripper to leave you alone: "I don't have any money".

[@mrj.skunkwerx7634]

Only had enough to tip the doorman to watch my bicycle!! 🤣🤣

[@connormckenzie7052]

Robert Downes same thing

[@danielb.1825]

@@connormckenzie7052 Same thing LMAO

[@Freshzilla]

some are too ballsy for that they tell you to borrow money from a friend... sorry bitch i dont want a dance rn jeez apparently "idk what im missin" though

[@DemonSlide]

True dat.

[@Revok7272]

It's pretty cool how the girl heard joe talk about this and sent him a letter to his podcast place and he had her on the podcast a couple times now she actually looks pretty good her name is Nikki Glaser

[@randomufcfan4767]

No wayyy she ain’t shitbreath anymore lol she’s pretty good lookin now

[@humdaanmirza6678]

Oh thanks for the info

[@ShoggothsAway]

lmfao

[@kingali1606]

No way that's her

[@elcapitan9141]

Lmao, that’s a fantastic joke

[@thomasshrout3911]

Bob is definitely Mark Coleman he nails his voice 😂

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

Spot on sir. Bobby Green just accidentally spilled the beans.

[@childreneeringfamily2441]

Yep forsure Mark Coleman

[@groundzero4115]

He told this story on one of his early podcasts with the real names 😂

[@rossysossy]

I was thinking him or Randleman but ya prob Coleman

[@jamiewiesner135]

It's definitely Mark Coleman.

[@torin3167]

Arthur Fleck is definitely in the audience. The guy was laughing the entire time.

[@sabin97]

i was gonna give you a like, but it's already at 666 and honestly i dont wanna mess it....if someone else messes it please leave a comment so i can come back and hit like....

[@7Lesty]

@@sabin97 someone messed with it

[@sabin97]

@@7Lesty yeah. some people have no sense of respect.

[@skyrim654]

Same for the number 69

[@thewastedwanderer5787]

That sucker was so damn annoying. Honestly ruins the bit for me hearing him like some coked up kid.

[@mikeletterst9882]

He looks like a Lebanese cab driver

[@strictlycasual765]

As a Lebenese cab driver I take offence to this comment

[@hammadhussain3082]

@@strictlycasual765 But why?

[@strictlycasual765]

Hammad Hussain because I’m one of the worlds 90% of people who go out of their way to be offended just for the fuck of it

[@bobcobain3507]

Yep! like the ones on Jamaica Ave. Queens NY.

[@anchorbubba]

@@dd-vm1hs how tf can you not understand that it was a joke

[@RiffFlair]

I spent the first 29 years of my life living right outside of Dothan. His description of the local women is spot on

[@chrisquiett1776]

“I’ve met so many inspirational people in my life. ..but I have think about her way more” 😂 I love Joe

[@NeoDragonEWW]

Who is that dude just loving it? I've earphones in and all I can hear is that dude hooting and hollering at every 3 words.

[@DJLongLastin]

Young Jamie

[@pangurechyx3010]

@@withgoddess1119 Then again he might just be really fucked up.

[@zackporterfield1683]

My guy out here living his best life.

[@mikewyw454]

It's fucking me up lol "haa ya"

[@thorzyan]

with goddess I had the same thought. And he's doing comedy at a strip club, so they would definitely hire "laugh plants."

[@italotorres11]

that is not even a laugh, that mtfc is just going like HAAAAAAAAAAA out of nowhere

[@largecoke4087]

It's a paid staff member. That's what talk shows do as well

[@MichaelJeffrey]

Remember when Rogan told Schaub the truth? Who's gonna tell Rogan the truth about his standup?

[@Qwxey]

He basically just described the creature known as “woah Vicky”

[@Tron2.0.]

Nah her smells great! Grill you know

[@kelly7117]

🤣🤣🤣 omg!

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

Based Eggman you too? 😂

[@brosegoes]

icky vicky

[@shawnh8498]

More like a sticky vicky.

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

is it just me or is one guy laughing so damn hard

[@alexjoneswasright8279]

I literally was just thinking the same thing then I read this 😂

[@delongsean117]

One guy laughing way to hard

[@MrJimjah]

i was checking the comments for someone else who noticed. glad it wasn't just me, that guy was bugging the hell out of me

[@jayduby5330]

It was Jamie pulling up a laugh track.

[@anthonylopez2752]

Fuckin annoying

[@schafable]

I’ve watched a lot of these, but first time I’ve heard JR’s. Def one of the best!

[@TradeCraftMediaSolutions]

That quick standing ovation from one guy at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@PigCrafted23]

Him pulling away the mic when he goes “YOu don’t know what the fu-“ is gold

[@RichHobo]

Time stamp?

[@PigCrafted23]

RichHobo 8:09

[@RichHobo]

I_Like_It_Here thanks 👍🏻

[@MorseCodeStutters]

I_Like_It_Here I LOST IT

[@gg_rider]

Crazy bitch from across the room

[@686bmac]

the one guy who never stops laughing. cant be unheard

[@whitestguyuknow]

He's like "hell yeah! I watch jre, man! Get it!"

[@largecoke4087]

It's a paid staff member. That's what talk shows do as well

[@jeand3620]

and fake two to ..... but why

[@JakeJakeP]

He was paid to laugh. Someone has to

[@Mamalee]

Ugh yes. So annoying

[@duross101]

He needs to make up his mind how close he talks in that mic. It gets so damn quiet and then all of a sudden my eardrums rupture

[@titangaming8621]

It’s because he talks with his hands. Needs the mic on a stand.

[@iiscritical7795]

"Just keep the mic about a fist away from your face"

[@denverricketts8061]

Joe Rogan is one of my favorite HUMAN BEINGS period. He's an amazingly awesome guy all around and juat cool af...would love to see him do a set or do his show or anything. One of the all around greatest people on this planet!!!

[@gregkis]

You're really polishing them cheeks bud

[@PITUFO_CWV]

Def a bot

[@ErdTirdMans]

"That doors shut, he went to many floors in many rooms" *spin move* Perfect.

[@jq7323]

I didn't get it

[@jq7323]

@@Boonses or I just didn't watch the movie or hear about whatever the joke is about

[@braydenjensen6059]

I read this right with the scene. Lol thanks

[@marksalgado3901]

Did they insert fake laughs or did that guy in the back just laugh obnoxiously? That's was ridiculous

[@carrotslayer9923]

Mark Salgado everyone is there to laugh, no use to harp on someone for enjoying themselves.

[@marksalgado3901]

@@carrotslayer9923 clearly you misunderstood what I actually was saying. I asked because that laugh seemed out of place. The audio sounded off. I was listening to this on my headphones so I heard the audio go in and out when he laughed. Hence why asked if the inserted fake laughs.

[@johntack1049]

Goddammit, I didn’t notice it until I saw your comment...now I can’t ignore it.

[@dohtainundrwearxx8791]

@@marksalgado3901 i think the 2 drink minimum was his maximum.

[@haliaeetus8221]

To me it sounds like there's a pet duck in there quacking while people are waiting for a punchline. A happy duck.

[@goldengreenfrog5259]

The debut of the little rascals hat.

[@JoshuaNJones]

Shout out from Dothan, AL

[@dylanhoward1340]

Really want to tell him to keep the mic about a fist from his face

[@pyllis1313]

Dylan Howard I laughed at this

[@dylanhoward1340]

Agarthian Fuhrer 😁

[@josephdennis3503]

Real lol 🤣

[@khan_senpai]

fist and face in the same sentence ..joe gon be like " those fight words bitch .."

[@brianhood1044]

I was thinking 💭 the same thing!!!! Lol

[@irishmoney4291]

I was a bouncer for about 2 years. And he nailed it with the bathroom thing lol

[@kahlilsmoot9922]

Facts

[@SavageAirguns]

Yeah for real... but I never let them anywhere but the door though. Something else I saw frequent was some guy or gal giving some sob story on their current life situation after you tell him he is kicked out. Once I said, "Get out." one way or another.. they were leaving.

[@charlesromanelli503]

Always.

[@Stevemazzagati_TheToolBox]

💯

[@FRBYND]

Bob is joe…

[@CrowFeatherQuill]

That second half was the most engaging thing I've ever heard

[@allenedwards2940]

My family is from Dothan, AL. I liked his story a lot!

[@robertlee6781]

The imagery Joe puts together is priceless.

[@jackmehoff273]

Mark Coleman told the same story a On Eddie bravo

[@MacBobby1408]

John Bryan Joe Rogan is one of the biggest comics alive right now dude. Wtf are you talking about? 🤦‍♂️

[@MacBobby1408]

john yupp Joe was with Mark Coleman 😂😂

[@JeffWarren47]

@John Bryan 💥I started standup this year.I want ur OPINION. Am I FUNNY? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@QuantumParticle]

This video is really great, but have you ever tried DMT?

[@tone-yo7192]

Quantum Graham Hancock joined the chat

[@davidjames6881]

Antonio Hernandez "the ancients have found a way to make it assessable through the gut allowing it to last for hours"

[@salt1404]

DMT is really great, but have you tried DMT?

[@bingbonghafu]

DMT is great, but have you ever tried DMHO (DHMO stands for dihydrogen monoxide aka H2O aka water)

[@coopw24]

BingBong Hafu lit joke breh

[@MrTenorSaxophoneSC]

That one guy really enjoyed that show

[@Justinpackard413]

I love that now we know this story is about Mark Coleman, makes this so much better

[@nyckid10]

Joe is everyday conversation funny, not standup comedy funny.

[@AnnaZombi]

***** LOL

[@jair333]

Funny is funny, that just happens to be HIS style.

[@nyckid10]

Paul Floyd Yeah the best stand up comics are the ones who have an effortless delivery. With Rogan you can tell he is pushing it into our faces. A lot of his shit is funny, but the stage in itself makes it mad awkward.

[@jair333]

nyckid10 If you listen to Joe`s podcast then you`d know that that`s how Joe talks. He seems awkward at times but that`s just the way he expresses himself.

[@ReleaseValve]

nyckid10 this is not happening

[@garrettweingartner3892]

Joe looks like someone seasoned his face

[@stephencurry2157]

Garrett Weingartner nigga how tf does your mind go there. What a legend

[@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266]

Bruh 😂

[@chrisk5321]

Proud to say I graduated from Dothan High School in '06. Love ya', Joe.

[@JJS1985]

This guy... This guy seems like someone whose advice I should follow during a pandemic.

[@AndriiAndrusiak]

Based.

[@jayweatherbee8666]

UFC card, Dothan Alabama, 1997/1998. Jamie pull that up real quick.

[@deitznuts3306]

Jay Weatherbee lol probably don Frye or dan Severn

[@blaseraia626]

Without question Mark Coleman

[@Maartun]

Has to be Coleman!

[@topseed156]

Blase Raia that’s who I instantly thought as well

[@eriktb89]

I would say that the guy was Mark Coleman

[@Tdub0911]

Haha. Reminds me of my early 20's. Getting into situations where you had no idea what was going to happen and you leave with some of the greatest stories of all time.

[@RubinRudeboyCarter]

Either that or someone hits you a lot of mine end in an altercation not because I'm aggressive because I don't know when to just get away from lunatics after one two many drinks haha

[@mattlangevin9167]

And no matter what it's not at all funny

[@Yeezir33]

1:15 Lol when he barley touches the pole was the only part I laughed at

[@x.SE7EN.x314]

Love seeing new people try stand up, so brave!

[@Jaepeaa]

I don't get it? he's always done stand up, how old are you? XD

[@bunkerarchie6881]

He’s been doing standup for almost 30 years. Probably 30+.

[@Caleb-Reid]

@@Jaepeaa 🛫

[@Caleb-Reid]

@@bunkerarchie6881 🛫

[@427max]

Wow lol 😂😂😂😂 can’t believe no one got that joke especially since it was better than anything on this clip

[@sprigggan]

He has the itchiest looking beard.

[@MartinJohnZ]

In my experience, beards get itchier the longer they get. For the wearer of the beard, that is.

[@mylesanderson2861]

@@MartinJohnZ That beard made him look way OLD when he shaves he looks young it's hilarious 😂 looks 55 with beard and 35 when shaved and this is at 46

[@olisk-jy9rz]

@@mylesanderson2861 Rogan looking 35? Lmao do you smoke DMT? He looks around 50

[@mylesanderson2861]

@@olisk-jy9rz I said when shaved in the past he looked 35 now he looks 50 either way and he's like 52.

[@mylesanderson2861]

@Isaiah He was about 31 in 1998 lmao he looks his age rn he's early 50s.

[@snowwhite6923]

Anyone here hating on Joe should be forced to go on stage at their local comedy club on open mic night. Guarantee you'll bomb. You must be just an angry, jealous person. Did you just completely ignore the audience here? Ask any stand-up comedian's opinion on this, Joe is clearly killing.

[@jair333]

He`s entertaining, PLAIN and SIMPLE. People just love to hate ANYONE who is successful in life.

[@sspimpmasterflex]

Love the guy, Love his podcast... but never liked his comedy..

[@KeetyPooh]

I like Joe, but, just because someone isn't a fan of him or dislikes his standup, not sure how that equates to being angry and jealous. The idea that people can't voice their viewpoint unless they can do better makes no fucking sense. I'm no doctor, but, I can easily rag on a bad boob job all day. I liked this, but, still just pointing out a faulty logic.

[@jair333]

Keety Kardashian Two totally different things, a botched boob job is something tangible. As opposed to comedy, what makes you laugh might not make someone else laugh, obviously. So by pointing out that you don`t find a guy funny then you are wasting your time and it comes across like sour grapes.

[@KeetyPooh]

Jc333 Obviously the point still stands, lets say a drunken bitch at karaoke night, just because I'm not Phil Collins, doesn't mean I can't rag on the broad.

[@andreasorfanou5970]

His vibe is really great.

[@woahlyly1496]

this guys a cartoon character. 9 years later and the fit is the exact same

[@SmarkAngel]

Bob was a hundred percent Mark Coleman.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Yep, they have confirmed it before.

[@iknowimgeydontcallmegeyiam1423]

Anthony Jocko Funny but I doubt it, he has known Joe Rogan since Pride.

[@bbussey1967]

That's What I Thought Mark Coleman For Sure

[@srobart]

Yep, that's what I thought too, Mark Coleman all the way. The event in Dothan was the night he beat Dan Severn and won the UFC Heavyweight championship (previously known as the SuperFight Championship). ;)

[@xinyster18]

Shits funny I was thinking the same thing!

[@MikeyHarvey2K6]

“Just pull that mic about a fist away from your mouth”

[@rudywilson6493]

I was thinking the same. Lol

[@willisram1]

Same when he does the weigh ins

[@mksiazenyc5933]

Lol haha

[@moondawg3693]

Joe Rogan does, Michael Harvey criticizes like a teenage girl.

[@Gunner556]

Lol

[@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva]

I saw Joe open for Dice ironically back in the day at the old Laugh Stop in Houston. It was fantastic.

[@vtrulygrimm777]

That ostrich from Family Guy was in the crowd.

[@ecdctech]

the ufc fighter is mark coleman , he said this on a podcast before with eddie bravo this great story haha and just notice that mark coleman was on that ufc card for ufc 12 on dothan

[@Rekkless]

Yup as soon as he said 260 pounds of American wrestler in 1998 Alabama I knew it must have been Coleman.

[@katlynraymond9316]

Funny part is he met his wife prior to even being in the UFC. Mark mentions this in "The Smashing Machine" documentary.

[@alleycatufc]

Katlyn Raymond O.K.? kaitlyn Mark Kerr claimed he had a hook through a friend with the Mexico hookup. Yes it is an assumption that it was Coleman. Either way I ASSUME they both had the same hook up at the least. Who Cares?

[@katlynraymond9316]

Assuming Coleman is a steroid dealer is far different than a friend who recommends the same dealer as he uses.

[@D9Wx]

thats what i thought aswell ;) hehe

[@kristyhughes3146]

Somebody needs to give Joe a mug that says "YEW. DON'T.KNOW.WHADAFUK.YER.MISSIN!"

[@HH-gv8mx]

SHITBREATH!!!! lol

[@vinceEsposito]

Kristy Hughes hahahaha haha in dying, I laughed way too hard at this

[@Booplesn00tgaming]

@Sergei Karpov You don't know what the fuck you're missin'.

[@Faqmevafan]

Call her whatever you want, but that girl sounds like a real friend.

[@TheWopper78]

Just a great one ☝️! Wtg Joe!

[@gsofficial]

The volume levels on this are unacceptably terrible.

[@the-engneer]

I'll contact the complaint department for you

[@bigbadwolf5870]

came to say this

[@djlobb]

They could have done with a little bit of compression...

[@NailFactoryProds]

There's 1-10, then SPinal Tap 11, then Joe Rogan

[@NailFactoryProds]

@@the-engneer GOld

[@Forenzikproductions]

What kind of shoes did she have on Joe I don’t think I heard you the first 10,000 times 😂

[@haydenhidey8698]

They’re like flat soles like easy to move around in and they don’t got like the soles on the bottoms, I used to wrestle and know exactly what he’s talking about lmao look up wrestling shoes

[@zagfan44]

Rasslin' shooz

[@Acid113377]

@@haydenhidey8698 you seem very credible. could you describe the shoes in more detail please? I still can't find them.

[@haydenhidey8698]

@@Acid113377 look up black wrestling shoes Nike the pair I wore (not my exact pair but the kind I had) will show up it’s al black with white lining and they very flat soled it helps you move around on a wrestling mat

[@MyMagicCookie6]

@@haydenhidey8698 not sure Ive found the right ones, what kind of material are they made of?

[@XxXXxxXXxx78]

Mark "the hammer" Coleman. Hilarious....

[@scullyvlogs8384]

yo the UFC should really scoop up this guy, he sounds like he could be a really good mma fight commentator.

[@aldobautista4185]

He was already with the ufc at the time. It’s why he was in Alabama. This joke is as stale as “that guy should start a podcast”. Do better scully

[@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409]

Ha

[@DanielDanger420]

Bitches gettin' lucrative.

[@DanielDanger420]

***** I say that all the time now. I buy some expensive weed; bitch, I be gettin' lucrative. I spend a little bit more on socks; yeah, you know I be gettin' lucrative. Every single stripper story, I think about "gettin' lucrative" Fuck! Thanks alot, Tommy Bunz!

[@DanielDanger420]

Marshall Wilcox I could just go and do a quick search in regard to the word "lucrative". But I'm pretty certain I was also using it out of context as well. I'll just let you feel good about yourself, and say that I have no clue as to what the word means. And I certainly do use it alot. I used that word about 9 times in this one comment.

[@EntertainedCuriosity]

+Dan D. Warhol It wasn't Tommy Bunz who Joe got gettin' lucrative from though

[@DanielDanger420]

Humanzee Pretty sure it was.

[@DanielDanger420]

Here. One like for you... Who fucking cares where it comes from, really? To me, I heard it on the JRE Podcast. So, to me, that's where it came from. I don't need all these know it alls telling me where it really came from. I don't care. So thanks for the tidbit of info, buds. I don't really care. If I did, I would have probably looked up where the phrase really came from, but I couldn't give a rat's ass. Cheers!

[@mattmorrissr3571]

When you find out your 90 lb ex wife used to work, at a club, down a dirt road, with a vinyl sign, her same was Susan.

[@wpog8453]

Really?

[@marinskyjones1108]

Hope pooh breath got some mints for your sake!

[@frank0092]

@@marinskyjones1108 *shit breath

[@JasminMiettunen]

Marinsky Jones nah nah, the 90 pounder wasn’t the one in sweatpants and wrestling shoes, you got them mixed up

[@CSpad]

Always liked Joe, but never thought he was even close to being 1 of the funniest comics

[@magnusgranskau7487]

Yes he knows all the storytelling tricks,yet misses the comedy part

[@Kavilion]

Hearing Joe talk about his own stand up on his podcast, you’d think he was George Carlin reincarnated. Finally seeing it…meh.

[@johnhall.mp3]

agreed

[@johnhall.mp3]

he’s very hit or miss

[@jackmack3674]

What do you mean ?

[@johnhall.mp3]

@@jackmack3674 it seems to me that about 48% of his punch lines solidly hit, the rest of it is just him yelling and ranting, though he may be spitting facts the point is to be funny the majority of your time on stage. but this is just my POV, i’m sure many people enjoy his sets from start to finish.

[@lucadappo9675]

Joker laughing in the background.

[@kellymckay4169]

Hah @ 1:13 Joe quickly realizes he shouldn't be touching that.

[@wanderboy561]

mn nm hahahaha OCDing

[@shanejamesmccann5858]

mn nm waiting for someone to notice

[@WTFSMCF]

That you know where Dothan is says a lot homie 😂🤙🏼😘

[@adamabraham6835]

The bob impressions are perfect

[@j.c5078]

"And Mexican supplaments" 😂 I thought this whole set was hilarious!

[@lastkind1193]

I guarantee he talking about Mark Coleman

[@craigmoen1430]

Bob "not his real name" Sapp

[@shopekuax2067]

Enzo Morf He’s talking about steroids; they’re legal here.

[@mattcory619]

its funny how hes tellin a story with characters the name of: train killer 90 pounder shit breathe mr nice the dj guy LMFAO

[@kendoalvarez5859]

I feel he's not funny at all, I love his podcast tho

[@JK.308]

KENDO ALVAREZ strongly disagree, it's obviously subjective but his comedy makes me laugh more than pretty much anybody except Anthony jeselnek

[@DragonTigerBoss]

@@JK.308 Jeselnik is a legend, I need to see more of his shit. The roast with Mike Tyson where he's riffing off Patrice is what I remember him for.

[@calebcarr2874]

He accidentally revealed the fighters nickname. Look him up. Bob “Train killer” Landry

[@ShijuneTakeda]

I can't understand why people find Joe Rogan funny...

[@curiousviewer42]

I love the opening!😆

[@JermaineKnew]

love the series, hate just about every intro

[@robertshaw6468]

Hey same!

[@chrisorem1703]

I always skip forward lol

[@mikehager869]

Worst intro ever

[@justinriley4063]

Thank you nice to know I'm not alone

[@luitennant06]

fuck off then pussy

[@ntrasprt]

I was born raised and I live in Dothan. Sounds like he got the full experience in one day.

[@sydue-]

DEACON STRUKT profile pic isn’t him/her.

[@JustinmWhitman]

My dad is from Dothan!! This is awesome

[@markussirius2891]

I kept waiting for the funny part and after it was over, I'm still waiting.

[@williamsantiago9284]

seriously i agree

[@savetheworld7210]

In my mind Joe ends this with "...and that woman is now my wife! Thank you goodnight!"

[@seamuscarroll523]

Joe is at his best when he's just telling stories

[@mattlangevin9167]

Definitely not at being funny

[@godtoHrD]

Rockin the Little Rascals hat lol

[@dewilew2137]

I know this isn’t a true story because no one in Alabama actually has a bookcase.

[@Nitro192192]

TRAIN BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT, ALL DAY!!

[@brianolivo3376]

209!! War diaz!

[@redpillforreal3053]

The funny thing is sweat pants isn’t talking black, she’s talking Alabama where the blacks talk like the whites lol

[@kimlawson2164]

Yeah country Is country

[@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068]

In Bama we all Hot!!! There is no black or white.....its us and mexicans!!!!

[@MrTahitiSwell]

@@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 .....and Lieutenant Dan

[@robertmccleary9202]

That one guy in the audience that laughs like the car when it won’t start 😂😂😂

[@MikeHawk-er7bx]

love it. Joe is hilarious!

[@ChrisPBacon-fu4dw]

1:15 Joe was like, NAH probably shouldn't touch that haha

[@steviememphis1011]

lol you can see fingerprints and shit all over it

[@c-m-ff1671]

As a retired Army Warrant Officer I'm just floored that Joe Rogan knows that Dothan AL exists, and has been there

[@buffalosteve287]

C Francis what does being a retired army whatever the hell you said have to do with your comment tho?

[@yoel8541]

Rusty Shackleford 😂😂😂 Fr

[@manlyman0623]

Thanks for your service sir hooah!

[@marcmarc4776]

Yep! Ft. Rucker is just right down the road!

[@marcmarc4776]

@@buffalosteve287 If you weren't such a fucking moron, you'd know Ft. Rucker is right down the road. It's where the Warrant Officer School is dipshit!

[@Bernas123ification]

funny joe talking about hyenas and you got one in the stands going nuts laughing

[@cookingonabudget551]

His podcast are hilarious 😂

[@thatstonedvillain]

I dont like how this guy sounds like the dmt podcast guy

[@sdotbell]

That bearded bastard wait are you for real? I thought this was a joke hahahah.. they’re the same person

[@thatstonedvillain]

@@sdotbell yeah would've known it was the same guy hahaha no shit its a joke . Just throws me off that he sounds like the bald guy from ufc or the millionaire

[@sdotbell]

That bearded bastard you know with the internet stupidity knows no bounds so I just had to check. It always throws me that he looks just like the guy from fear factor 🤔

[@mattleonard5268]

Lmfao hey everybody he’s the same guy

[@noahm904]

@@mattleonard5268 hey guys he knows a guy who looks like that guy from the longest yard

[@prestonwheeler5674]

Did anyone else notice when he touched the pole and slowly realized it And took his hand off at 1:15 💀

[@harleybynature]

Is he a germaphobe?

[@WokerThanThou]

At least he did it with no fingers; the same way some do it when on a bus.

[@rphanmurphy8385]

No.

[@apeescape92]

He definitely did not touch that again! :D

[@paraskeeths9472]

Hahaha! That's really worth actually going back to see it. It's so funny how he first places his hand on the pole between his thumb and index finger then wraps his fingers around one by one top to bottom and the very millisecond his pinky hit the pole he realizes releases one by one in identical opposite order. This comment is unnecessarily long haha, I always do that when I'm stoned.

[@claudiapalmer2471]

He looks like the stereotype of a cab driver in New York

[@lightspeedhorse8964]

maybe in the 70s - 80s, not anymore

[@crimsonshade8125]

He was a limo driver...get it rt lol

[@Flineki]

Indian? Lol

[@ley5987]

😂😂😂😂😂oh fuck

[@zeldasdad5288]

Claudia Palmer he makes better choices

[@SMOKINGROOVE]

Brilliant story.

[@dougdugster542]

Bob is Mark Coleman......Makes the story better and funnier.

[@sonnyburnett8725]

Joe’s a GREAT story teller. I’ve always liked his human feelings of how ironic the moment is.

[@ZokestheCat183]

Huh?

[@UltraGinormous]

​@@ZokestheCat183this has got to be a bot 😂

[@funkay1]

Anyone else find that they're having to keep adjusting the volume, cause he keeps moving the microphone away from his mouth when he talks, then he'll talk closer again? 😂

[@osiris_blanche]

Yup. so frustrating.

[@meshuggahlad7]

Not Joe, it's a shitty audio guy trust me. It's the audio guy

[@funkay1]

@@meshuggahlad7 it's distracting, I couldn't finish watching the video 😑

[@tempgangster4952]

(Stares into camera) "She about 90 pounds"😂