Joe Rogan - Hotel Fire - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@standup]

Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzbin.info/aero/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

[@user-rn8wp8xi5y]

No

[@whitest__dad]

Cringe

[@TheLambLive]

You wanna see cringe?!!... Fly me out, I'll come do a 10 minute set. I've never done stand-up before in my life. 😁

[@LetsGoGetThem]

I cringed at this comment

[@imyourdoctor4799]

I'm cringing right now watching joe rogan doing stand up

[@gregortiz6078]

I took the elevator, like a doctor. hahaha

[@yasirzainal1]

like a ductah!

[@nicholasmills2838]

Watch Joey's stand up and you will.

[@nawman2033]

any in particular?

[@nawman2033]

or is it just his mannerisms

[@jurj97]

naw man look up the Lucy Snorebush story

[@EveningWhispersASMR]

I wish I could hear Joey’s version of this story

[@DoubleDash28]

Evening Whispers ASMR like a Doctor

[@briansogorka4300]

Evening Whispers ASMR yessss

[@parkerinwonderland8676]

He took the elevator and got high. End of story.

[@CPI99]

He’s gonna find a way to mention an 8ball and how tremendous it was. Dude it’s the BEST storyteller 😂

[@abrahamukpokolo7205]

You n me both

[@rogerlimoseth4790]

"Im with Joey Diaz". Nuff said, we know where the fire started.

[@PopUpPaco610]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolemathews9303]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever!!kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@og_LionKingGaming]

😂😂😂😂

[@bobstamcmahon7948]

😂🤣🤣

[@wolfbakugoukatsuki547]

😂😂😂🤣

[@allMTN]

Joe's ability to jump off on a tangent and make his way back to his point without losing the audience is incredible.

[@zanitejeci5807]

The podcast skills

[@BrxIghtside]

@@zanitejeci5807 years of standup way before that

[@littlelexibaby]

fr! my guy has that natural comic ability where he just knows how to be funny.. who'd have thought someone who can kick you like a sledgehammer would be this funny frfr

[@w.kfontaine7084]

So, to you, this was funny?

[@slapxshot96]

@@w.kfontaine7084obviously… did you not read the comment correctly?

[@agarion101]

That's the most joey diaz thing joey diaz has ever done

[@marcconnelly2484]

Like a doctor

[@nikko.lottsahcocc6917]

*doctah**

[@nikko.lottsahcocc6917]

Joey is Deep Like Doctah Dre On A Tuesday!

[@nicolemathews9303]

My absolute favorite jre episode ever 😂 😆 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@MiracleChips]

I would like this, but it's at 420 likes and that's not what a docta would do.

[@rumpustime5460]

I had to check if this was on 2x speed because I'm used to podcast Joe.

[@ytnoname1189]

No shit mate

[@myid9876543]

I didn't know he could talk this way

[@stevieshred682]

Weed and whiskey on the podcast, coke and E on the live shows.

[@jessealbrecht1095]

He needs to chill out on stage lol

[@natezosso6822]

Because hes always high

[@williamhong3634]

Damn, could you imagine if this guy did a podcast or something?

[@joeorozco450]

William Hong that’d be insane

[@DD3UCES]

William Hong think it’d be the best podcast in the world?

[@johnybravo1738]

I’ve got good news...

[@Mrxyz553]

Mr Jumbo does he really do podcast?😃

[@barrymcaulkiner143]

Pull that shit up

[@WINZ0W]

Joe's frantic female voice is classic. Love it every time.

[@mm1k3y]

It's fucking awful.

[@xxBONGHUNTER420xx]

MOSNIM and his uncle Joey impersonation is spot on to

[@SeeWorldKevin]

@@mm1k3y like awfully good?

[@mm1k3y]

@@SeeWorldKevin awfully terrible in every single way.

[@mm1k3y]

@@Waddup.. hahaha wow

[@nukleyar]

That Joey Diaz impression should come with a concealed carry license.

[@pkcaleb463]

Joe Rogan: “I COULD SEE THE SMOKE” Joe Rogan- “it wasn’t a real fire”

[@MrWisdom79]

It was from the fire extinguisher they set off. How's your reading comprehension?

[@insanemrawesome9859]

@@MrWisdom79 it was a video, wtf does reading have to do with anything?

[@weathersytv3572]

@@MrWisdom79 lmao youre both dumb af

[@TheSlash994]

@@weathersytv3572 you're*

[@suckmyspaghettimonster4603]

@@TheSlash994 *The slash 994*

[@LilSplashPad]

On god 95% of this shows budget is spent on the intro sequence

[@gator4458]

Yet I still skip it

[@ashleyroserochetto8381]

And I skip them every time

[@jakedonald7934]

I wish there was a series of just the intros to these, they leave so much to the imagination

[@badjokezach6359]

If they dont spend the money their budget probably goes down

[@seanclements6206]

@@badjokezach6359 ayyyy someone knows simple business practices

[@HarryVerolme]

The Joey Diaz part made me laugh so loud

[@DJFlemmyFlem]

Joe does the best Joey Diaz/Alex Jones impressions.

[@Kibbler69]

This is why Joey Diaz is a king among men.

[@sweetswing1]

thesuperbroski

[@datguy729]

Harry Verolme i didnt find the last part funny, you're not suppose to go down an elevator during a fire, because the elevator shaft acts as a chimeny during a fire, causing people to suffocate in a box

[@HarryVerolme]

It's funny because Joey doesn't give a fuck. I probably wouldn't do it myself in a similar situation, but I love how he does it.

[@shamanlama8]

literally this was the best setup for a punchline ever, its like a giant inside joke for anyone who knows who joey diaz is

[@Rawyalty220]

Exactly

[@mrsuns10]

Tremendous

[@raidanshamsan5444]

Tremendous

[@smburk88]

That right there may be the worst I've ever heard....

[@castro1016]

“There’s no urgency in your movement” 😂 such a Joe thing to say 🤣

[@skaterdude7277]

"I took the elevator, like a doctor."

[@sgtraff6027]

best fucking line

[@adityabali1939]

DOCTAAH

[@skaterdude7277]

@@adityabali1939 damnit how dare you out funny me. Out pizza my hut, in front of everybody?

[@danielcocan2056]

Aditya Bali this fuckin guy

[@ricosuave953]

And I assume he took a fucking joint with him on his way out? Lmfao if he was gonna die then he was gonna die high

[@clamclam7632]

That part about the alarm clock had me dying

[@robg485]

🤣🤣 me too!

[@seanm7539]

Me to :) 😂😂😂💀💀

[@leninrob898]

I died when he said how loud do I have the volume on this thing.

[@kxdin2961]

Clam Clam clam clam

[@bert3163]

That totally happened to me last time (the only time, I think?) I was in a hotel and the fire alarm went off. Complete disorientation. LOL!

[@Dreamergirlws]

Joey Diaz was the best thing of the whole story

[@seriouslysmoothserialkille9642]

joey Diaz is a fat shit, hes not funny, troll

[@MegadethMiller]

seriously smooth serial killer Calm down H. H. Holmes.

[@seriouslysmoothserialkille9642]

Seriously when the fuck is he going to catch a heart attack or choke on a chicken bone?

[@brodyzakira3078]

When you stop talking about him

[@seriouslysmoothserialkille9642]

............

[@srijanagrawal255]

An 8 min rogan story and joey diaz is still the funniest part of it

[@vilentman111]

"And then I started thinking about Ambien" That should be the name of Joe's autobiography

[@csrc92]

"You don't want to be the first guy to step on people's heads" very good words to live by.

[@topeksinghnotaterrorist3714]

csrc92 no you DO want to be the first guy, google this and thank me later. Station nightclub fire, warwick rhode island. Should come right up. If you didnt hit the door of the station nightclub within 55 seconds you died in there. Ill step on heads in a fire so fucking fast. You dont wanna know. But ya you should watch that everyone should at how fire spreads and how scary of a way to die that is. To go within 45 seconds from getting a beer with your date listening to music to burning alive. Like dude , i dont even wanna go out anywhere but yeah great vid , on you tube, not for kids.

[@topeksinghnotaterrorist3714]

He said you dont wanna be the first guy to freak out he said anyway you misquoted haha so you get the station fire video and happy halloween.

[@Punisherer]

If this ever happens to you. Grab a towel, maybe extras for others, and wet it. In case you encounter high air temperatures or fire, you can wrap it around your head, face, mouth.

[@toolswithtimmyboi8040]

Also can be used to Choke slow retards unconscious

[@johnbarron383]

Thanks, I'll try it.

[@oscarlopez8782]

And suffer steam burns

[@gardensofthegods]

And try to make sure you are staying on the lower floors could make a huge difference .

[@bongoloboy3800]

I'll probably remember that tip in the future

[@deseanashby]

I might start taking Ambien now...saves time on cooking

[@martingoddard3994]

Desean lmaoo

[@the5stacys]

I've painted entire walls on ambien, sanded and stained furniture and rearranged rooms. I call it the ambien elves. And they do a damn good job!

[@capacitf2723]

He ate the turkey tho

[@youngdave3283]

@@the5stacys your a junkie

[@the5stacys]

@@youngdave3283 not really.

[@cenni1887]

Joe “this guy seems pretty cool, he should start a podcast” Rogan

[@brotherxela5085]

Shut...up...

[@hjj9269]

Joe “have you tried DMT?” Rogan

[@noexcuses3572]

Please stop this joke

[@cenni1887]

I myself am ashamed

[@noexcuses3572]

@@cenni1887 i forgive u

[@the3dotsguy...610]

Thats crazy man, have you ever done DMT?

[@HamisGood12]

Who's King Now he has taken it

[@davidnally2426]

@@HamisGood12 r/wooosh

[@bradleysmith9924]

Bill Burr on here would be great. :)

[@blarghhboy]

***** We need. Bill. WE NEED HIM.

[@thedude4795]

yeah, fuckin Shaffir will just call Spielberg, they're both jewish, so obviously he could help out. lol fail

[@nobodyknows1243]

As much as i love bill i have to say that he has become unfunny to me =/

[@thedude4795]

too bad you're only one human being out of seven billion, and thousands to whom he hasnt. the dude needs to reinvent himself but some objectivity is the first step.

[@APokeInTheEye]

Yes!!!

[@CcBudCcTokerCc]

His Joey Diaz impression is so good. The more I watch Joe's stand up's, the more I like them. I used to not like them but he has an interesting outlook on a lot of things.

[@gregkis]

I think you're just becoming more and more delusional

[@jcolterh]

I wrote a letter on Ambien. Its just a bunch of squiggles and the words, "I go sleep now."

[@richboyprado]

I would text people on it - worried a lot of people that week lol

[@alfieford95]

Joe does such a great impression of Joey that I can clearly see him leaning back with that joint smiling “LIKE A DOCTOR”

[@chrisofnottingham]

I love it when right at the start they spoil a gag from 2 minutes later in the same video. Well done.

[@JesusHComedy]

Joey Diaz is fucking awesome. Hope to meet him before he dies

[@adamturner1563]

before you die, would of sounded less curse like.

[@micktheebs6113]

I think he knew what he said.

[@Zombikilla10789]

Jesus Herrera Comedy i shook hands with him when he arrived at a recent houston comedy tour, he said "yall are some fuckin yungstas!". im 18 lol it was amazing he so chill, and the show was murder to my sides

[@ea119]

Jesus Herrera Comedy or before you die you fucking witch doctor

[@chrisjamez00]

Jesus Herrera Comedy clock is ticking...you have about 6 months...

[@hangmn4237]

didnt know Kurt angle did stand up

[@jeremynelson5311]

hangmn it's damn real

[@richardchamberlain6815]

It's true. It's true

[@ieuanhunt552]

RedoranGuard's-SkyrimBattles hell yes I'd love to see that.

[@robg485]

Hangmm that’s not Kurt angle. It’s Matt serra

[@Sam-rq4yc]

Kurt angle

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

Ambien is a SUPER weird drug. Do not try to go to bed hungry when taking it, or yes, you WILL get up and acquire and eat food. But, it's weirder than that. It doesn't make you crazy. You are just as competent and capable as you ever are, you're just not forming memories. That's why you forget. It might be different for high dosages, but I'm fairly certain you could get up in the morning, take Ambien, and go to work, and no one would notice anything amiss. It does not make you sleepy. Not at all. If you lie down and try to go to sleep, you will succeed. But if you do not do that, if you stay up instead, you'll stay awake with no issue. The next day you won't remember hardly anything you did the prior night, but you won't just fall unconscious or feel groggy or anything. I took it for awhile because I wasn't sleeping well and waking up was extremely difficult, and I'd been late to work (like 2-3 hours late) dozens of times and it was getting me into trouble (luckily my job wasn't time-sensitive at all and it was only a big deal if I missed a meeting or something, otherwise I would just work late to compensate). I never had the experience of doing anything unusual, but I did do things like going out and buying a sandwich in the middle of the night, cooking and eating food at night, etc before I figured out not to go to bed hungry. Oh, and the surprise packages from Amazon. Those were always fun. Didn't remember ordering anything, but I'd look and sure enough I ordered stuff late at night and just didn't remember. It was always stuff I wanted, and stuff I would have bought if I was awake, though. Such a super weird drug... it helped me out though, I was able to get back into sleeping right.

[@CodeinCaptain]

wait so what does it do exactly..?

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

CodeinCaptain It makes it so that if you lie down and you try to go to sleep, you will be able to. That's it. How it does this I have been unable to learn (and seriously I have tried, its mechanisms of action are VERY poorly understood). I did learn that it, for some reason, has been used in multiple cases on people who have been in a persistent vegetative state for years... and they woke up.

[@yunocomehere6312]

+CodeinCaptain lol

[@kingturner19mt]

Dustin Rodriguez you could've just said it makes you sleep eat instead of writing a novel.

[@jjenson2006]

_Dustin Rodriguez you could've just said it makes you sleep eat instead of writing a novel._ It's the Ambien!

This was the video that introduced me to Joey Diaz, thank you Joe Rogan.

[@bttffreak4]

Joe "let's be honest, you heard his podcast before you watched his stand-up" Rogan

[@ilovelamp6642]

Holy shit, I would love to kick it with Joe Rogan, Tom Segura and Joey Diaz. That's the comedy dream team right there

[@shaneomahony6022]

I love lamp joey diaz belongs in gta he'd probably kill you in your sleep and tom would be crying and joe would be giving commentary

[@topeksinghnotaterrorist3714]

They are just comics telling crazy stories man, its not about you its about the intro.

[@mykmcgrane]

Episode 1000 on JRE

[@cqccqc1728]

I love lamp 👍Add DAVE CHAPPELL📝to that list & to me, that would be as good as it gets💯

[@negativeindustrial]

Not the standup dream team but the guys you wanna go out and drink with, dream team. If you could pick up Bill Burr and Patrice O’Neal along the way you could die the next day fulfilled.

[@jks2389]

My weird experience with Ambien was taking my pill, going to sleep, then waking up in a hospital with an IV and a nurse sitting over in the corner. Apparently I had gotten up shortly after falling asleep and taken the whole rest of the bottle of Ambien. I was living with my grandparents at the time, and they told me I came out of my room still in my boxers and t-shirt and went outside, got into my car, and tried to drive somewhere. Luckily they stopped me and took me to the ER. But goddamn was it surreal to go to sleep normally and wake up in a hospital with all this shit hooked up to me. In the end the nurse was there because they suspected it might have been a suicide attempt. So yeah, trying to convince ER personnel I wasn't suicidal was... fun. I take benzos for sleep now, at least I don't have to worry about waking up naked in another neighborhood in the middle of winter.

[@ardakz4867]

Cool story jake

[@TheSystomatic]

Loved this - Glad Ari is getting the recognition he deserves. Joe could probably tell stories about his times with Joey Diaz for HOURS!

[@tdbird931]

I’m up at 1:00 am watching this after having to evacuate from my hotel. He’s not lying about any of this.

[@dgb56bgd]

I LOVE JRE…But I LOVE YOUR STAND UP just as much. I’d never watched you do stand up. YOU ROCK!

[@brianbarnett3555]

As a former ambien user who made a peanut butter and tuna sandwich, I can sorta relate

[@erstermontag908]

when he started talking, it feels like I'm watching UFC.

[@justintricate3258]

I had a very similar experience! I can testify to the lack of urgency people have...

[@topeksinghnotaterrorist3714]

JustIntricate watch the ststion nightclub fire amd experience that if you need fire safety for your whole life in your brain.

[@bavinabdulrahman7142]

Joe has incredible storytelling power, I sit down and listen to his comedy but it's not funny at all, not one bit I do not even giggle but It still is interesting to listen to.

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

His podcast is so awesome.

[@jojodede8712]

Joey “the doctor” Diaz

[@iSquishMoths]

The constant yell of a delivery is wearing. Just too much.

[@itscork]

+OldBoy Some people just have to bitch.

[@juansaldivar9204]

+OldBoy it's actually wearing man just accept it but he is still funny as shit though

[@nxilp.5891]

I feel like Joe could come on this show 100 times and still have stories to tell

[@gregkis]

And they would all be unfunny

[@AnonComic]

Best impression of Joey Diaz I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

[@nobodycares1423]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@monblancnoland4666]

joe" he isn't the best comic but his podcast is the shit so I support him " rogan

[@supergbonin]

“I’m in that weird dream state” At least now we know Joey gave him the stars of death. There was no fire, Joe was just high

[@franciscoleyva4413]

Fucking love these. Hate the intros though. Pointless

[@djdentonyo]

+Francisco Leyva point is to attract the viewers w/ less than 30 second attention spans... but yeah super annoying

[@Anfubvinch]

+Francisco Leyva Complete waste of money. Shit music too

[@luci_annihilates]

+Francisco Leyva they do it because it is fun. get over it :)

[@luci_annihilates]

Elefterios Makis ?

[@prawngravy18]

advertising. i thought it was obvious...oh wait it is, just skip them instead of whining

[@dsussman]

THESE ARE FUNNY STORIES NOT STAND-UP. What don't you haters understand??

[@dmbkersh]

Get 'em.

[@dubcity2228]

Preach

[@onnilaakoli4295]

Ari said at the beginning these are true stories..

[@fatpowerful]

But this is a funny story, and if your a good comic you should be able to get at least funny tags. If not they just let the bar tender in the back tell some crazy story not the pro comedian.

[@PectusCarinatum]

dustin sussman Haters gonna hate, what don't you understand?

[@papageorgio6076]

I took the elevator... like a doctaa

[@dilloncwwaters4442]

The fact that people stopped liking this comment at 69 gives me faith in humanity

[@muhammadnabil3390]

@@dilloncwwaters4442 Sorry folks for letting you all down. :D

[@dilloncwwaters4442]

Muhammad Nabil Fuck you.

[@superthickjonwick9734]

@@Bigboblit16 fucking fucking fuck fuck

[@LuchoH838]

The alarm part is so me dude, thought the same when there was a fire alarm in a hotel I was staying at

[@GamePath]

Hahaha "Why's it so damn loud??"

[@TheBooklyBreakdown]

Were you on Ambien?

[@NightwingReborn]

The same thing happened to me earlier today in a hotel in Branson Missouri.

[@Eisenarsch]

Rogans stand up comedy makes me smile a little, but nothing more...

[@GeoffreyBronson]

I agree but it's still enjoyable, like Bill Hicks. I enjoyed Bill Hicks' standups but I don't think I laughed out loud once

[@xdrummerxcorex]

Agreed...

[@barebasics]

Geoffrey Bronson what!!! Bill hicks is a legendary stand up tho... what are you saying I ain’t even white

[@modsiw10k]

@Gary McMichael I don't think it's that society sucks, people just have different senses of humor than you.

[@modsiw10k]

@Gary McMichael The simple fact that we disagree proves that comedy is not at all concrete or uniform. Everyone has a different sense of humor, and it all depends on the individual who finds it funny/not funny and the context of the joke. Some people find Joe Rogan funny, and so he is funny to them. Others don't, and so he isn't funny to them. Humor is subjective, so to say that someone is categorically not funny is completely untenable. Certain people may rely on being found humorous through certain techniques, like acting stupid, or being loud, or using deadpan, etc., and the technique alone may be measured and quantified, but the actual quality of being funny is not something that can ever be concretely measured because it is different for each individual. That is why humor is subjective.

[@OFFICIALDANIELTOM]

Joe's comedy is as funny as a heart attack, love his podcast.

[@supremetaco2399]

How is a heart attack funny?

[@OFFICIALDANIELTOM]

@@supremetaco2399 exactly, Joe's not funny

[@equinoxnemesis6170]

@@OFFICIALDANIELTOMlol went over his head

[@Thomson07]

@@OFFICIALDANIELTOMjoe is funnier on the podcast than his standup lol. I do find his animal noises quite funny tho

[@wikiweediawebsite6841]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 the last line along with the perfect voice impression

[@Leo-ye1pc]

"San Francisco is an old city" Laughs in European

[@redhoodproduction904]

laughs in being the part of Indus civilization

[@tbyte007]

@@redhoodproduction904 And ? The oldest villages are still in Europe.

[@aw2584]

@@tbyte007 so? Point is if youre from anywhere outside of US, their old cities would be considered modern and nearby cities would probably diss it for being so new lmao

[@BudMasta]

Literally every city on the east coast, including the one Rogan is from, is older than san Fran by atleast 100 years lol.

[@PhoenixAscending]

Thought the same thing

[@phoenix3284]

Best stand up ever 😍😍😍 Loved it 😂😂😂😂

[@sergez6172]

i made many a meal and had a thing for climbing over fences into private properties and climb the building on the grounds when i was supposed to be asleep on ambien/benzos etc.

[@SA-5247]

I was in a hotel fire in Panama City, during spring break, at the holiday inn, on the 12th floor. Myself and three other of my friends have to stumble down 12 flights of stairs hammered beyond ability to actually walk. We basically stumbled down the stairs and I realized when we got to the 2nd floor my friend nick wasn’t with us. He literally slept through smoke coming in the room, fire alarms, a helicopter hovering over the hotel, and firefighters banging on the door. All this because some moron threw a blunt roach onto the tiki bars dry palm leaf roof and it was similar to throwing a truck load of dry leaves on a fire.

[@denglertodd]

Best part was Joey Diaz’s line.

[@markcarvallo9322]

"I TOOK THE ELEVATA. LIKE A DOCTA"

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Ohh yes, the punch line. Gets me every time... -_-

[@sicroyalty]

8 minutes for the most perfect line from Joey Diaz. Worth it.

[@quentcoff1479]

Whats happening is maturity in other life situations could go through to come

[@axe693axe]

5:59 now say: *Bring me pictures of Spiderman!*

[@freddiet6807]

Almost had me Joe, first you saw all this smoke at the bottom of the stairs then it was just some pranksters pulling the alarm 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@vlad.vasilev.94]

Joe Rogan: There's a thin veil of civilisation that goes on when you're in a natural emergency. Me in 2020 COVID-19 crisis: No shit there is!

[@MiaogisTeas]

That part where the guy stops on the stairwell - what's the bet he lives in Massachusetts, Oregon, or Washington state 😂

[@PrinceIsot]

@@MiaogisTeas Whats the over/under? Could be jersey

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

Joe Never tells 1 joke on his PODCAST.

[@Onyxthefem]

Yeah, it’s a PODCAST

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

@@Onyxthefem never funny

[@josephcoates8591]

His delivery on the Joey Diaz joke was on POINT!

[@aminimoose3971]

Honestly, the moment I heard Joeys name, I figured he had a part in it lol

[@warpcrafter]

When the fire alarm is active, the elevator is supposed to be locked out.

[@kevinkrooner440]

So Joe took the story of Kevin James going to a supermarket on Ambien and coming home and cooking dinner then questioning why someone broke in and cooked dinner...epic story that we have heard 40 times on JRE

[@ClaudeRicke]

I don't think enough credit to the team that does the intros for these. Kudos to you guys and gals!

[@TheDirtyyoungman1]

"Like a doctor" 🤣🤣😂😂 Gotta love Joey.

[@stockyjohn]

Ambien is a beautiful drug that takes you to a happy place.

[@minkahed6724]

I oughta know ...

[@Thulgore]

I fucking love the intros

[@britishcig5462]

The captions/subtitles for this are so far off its wild, seriously im getting captions on screen for shit he wont say for 45 more seconds

[@m1shka26]

This guy should make a podcast.

[@hammbone8184]

Just my opinion. I just enjoy Rogans commentary and podcast better than his comedy

[@tacotacotington3638]

The guy who sleep made the Turkey was Kevin James

[@kewltony]

This is the 1st time Rogan has said "my friend" and actually means a friend rather than "a person I met once".

[@queenelizabethi5868]

"I took the elevator, like a doctor" lol

[@Kymv8382]

I feel like Joe has so much potential with his comedy but sometimes he over does it or just slips up here and there and it kills it

[@greg_reacts]

I think he is BELOW average. I wonder how many comedians think that but won't tell him lol I notice that on his Podcast, alot of OBVIOUS humour goes straight over his head. Odd

[@dredgenheresy]

"Like a Docta" is now one of my favorite phrases

[@adamchristensen2648]

Joe Rogan is a great fuckin comedian. Pace your story, stay in the funny bits while they last, nail the callbacks, hit the punch line, get off the stage.

[@PlagueDocTV]

The thing with Joe is that he's way funnier than the people that write his jokes.

[@nathandust]

Joe Rogan Is Insane. And I Love It.

[@underwhere5407]

Dude they should have had Joe, Joey and Tom up on stage telling this together, could you imagine?!? Could easily be the funniest This is Not Happening yet

[@jeffeverett1599]

You do know this is just a made up story right? I hope so or your really dumb!

[@Darthsikk]

The openings to these things are fucking fantastic.

[@scbane]

Joey Diaz: So I was taking a sh** in a hotel shower in Frisco, right....

[@_Gwuapo]

If you ever hear Joe talk about his comic skills and his philosophies you'll probably think he's an all time great lol. Nobody even laughed at the punchline, goes to tell ya lol

[@PabloInTheVoid]

💯

[@427max]

Ya I fell into that trap about 10 years ago then watched one of his specials all excited then ten minutes in thought….hmm I’m pretty sure I’m way funnier than this and I still don’t call myself a comedian

[@dandeberry]

Yeah Joe is by far an experienced, yet a completely terrible comedian. He just thinks he is so incredible at it. Heard hundreds of his podcasts, but when it comes to Comic talk, I wanna blow my ears up.

[@Thomson07]

@@427maxhis “talking monkeys in space” special was pretty decent imo. But I agree, of all the things joe does. Comedy he’s the worst at, and the funny thing is its probably what he’s most passionate about.

[@Yeah55552]

Joey just came out as a cameo😂

[@HAIRLINE1000]

Joe Rogan is one of the best humans god blessed this earth with,,,No Lie

[@joeselsbury543]

Only that is a lie. Joe the toe is a p.o.s.

[@jahnilee2026]

His impression of Joey is hilarious and too on point

[@EpIcHoBoGuY]

i like how the intro tries to make the doggos look all scary but they are just a bunch of happy good boys

[@noahdecarmo8668]

2:06 why was that actually so good...

[@XTremePyro144316]

Joe Rogan is fucking awesome

[@brabhamfreaman166]

+The Pickle Snatcha #47 Sure, but he'd be awesome at it, amirite?

[@CezarMS1]

The moment I found out he does DMT, I was dumbfounded.

[@alexeilindes7507]

Cesarito its a very intellectual substance

[@gawdizm]

6:49 really got me 😂😂

[@ianfortuna9385]

Jozif Badmon it gets me every time

[@kimariamiller8572]

Joey 😂😂 I can hear him now. “Don’t take the elevator i don’t give a FUCK my factsss is not making it down 15 flights of stairs “

[@kimariamiller8572]

Fat ass*