Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
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[@standup]

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[@boxman7044]

Goddammit sal everytime with "possible" terrorism

[@marshmallowkat3857]

"Let me smell you're vagina" 😂

[@mallorieminor233]

Hey

[@kevindurnantula]

Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

[@kevindurnantula]

@@marshmallowkat3857 Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

[@pickledfanta]

it’s almost become a talent to perfectly skip the “this is not happening” intro’s every time

[@tessasparrow5881]

Hit L four times.

[@missundies]

@@tessasparrow5881 That depends on what settings you have.

[@danielb1194]

i kinda like them

[@Ye4rZero]

@@danielb1194 they're awesome idk why people don't

[@keithg5187]

Well why would u want to skip them .... lame

[@salzshakes4895]

Inbox (1): Salvatore Edward Anthony Vulcano, Jr. Subject: I have your pants

[@mikem4213]

Hahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!

[@chillme4580]

bro in an episode were they enter sals house murr goes for the peanut butter. if sal was allergic he wouldnt have peanutbutter in his house

[@r1segoobyboi990]

@@chillme4580 its possible for an allergy to develop later on but i jave noticed things on the show that im pretty sure are staged for comedy.

[@r1segoobyboi990]

@@chillme4580 its still a good show either way

[@leroylau8556]

Pants

[@Forenzikproductions]

This guy looks so much like Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico it’s crazy

[@InstintoX84]

I see what you did there

[@rikiishitoru8885]

The Jokers actually considered a punishment where one of them would have to legally change their name to Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

[@jmaxx7410]

@@rikiishitoru8885 Only if murr loses once again😂😂

[@nayf7682]

You mean Jacrispy?

[@blueberry5063]

LMAO

[@cowboy8999]

I finally understand the "hey Laura nice pants" gig from the show.

[@AdamFrancisco]

Oh wow. I saw this but didn't realize that's where it came from. Never connected the dots.

[@fatdave124]

He also says I like them shits in this set which is from the show lol

[@danielbrown1724]

The 2 are completely unrelated.

[@elixp7776]

Not to mention his shirt that he has that says "I have your pants" in ransom type letters

[@zaynahmed]

wouldn't it be "hey stacey" instead...

[@strethy]

I love sal , I don't even care what he's saying, his face just makes me happy

[@bena.k.athewantedraccoon4360]

Me too

[@joshwettlin6670]

Me 3!

[@blazeflamegames]

especially the photobomb one

[@seangallagher6740]

Penny wat about voice

[@goldpet66]

Same! 😊

[@Seantendo]

Pretty good stand-up for someone who falls to the floor every time he laughs! (Guys, it's a play on words. Stand-up, fall down?)

[@mathatter9158]

He does stand up.

[@LudaChez]

@@mathatter9158 yeah but on the show he's always laughing through everything

[@kttouchdownf2w]

You’re a disposable human

[@ipellaers]

Well... Wouldn't falling to the floor multiple times imply almost as many times of standing up?

[@ipellaers]

@@noahchenier691 People who talk about "small cocks" are scientifically proven to suffer from micro penis.

[@arrk]

He’s funny he should be in a show w his 3 friends and do weird things in public or something

[@Matty80822]

it'd be pretty cool if they like... pranked each other or forced each other to do uncomfortable things

[@choochlordbeats7964]

But what would such a show be called?

[@juandedomenico4306]

Hey thats a pretty cool idea bro

[@Ineigi]

Brilliant idea!

[@skeptical4446]

I gotta hunch they are more his co-workers then his friends

[@Parz1val465]

Wait he cut out letters and put them on paper to scan it because you dont want to have any handwriting..for an email. Now Thats high!

[@jjcoola998]

Edibles bro...

[@Parz1val465]

@@giuseppijimi woah woah woah. Tf

[@kovichcrow]

No it is a common stereotype of terrorists and serial killers to write letters using magazine clippings

[@gammagames1413]

@@kovichcrow yes specifically because they dont want their handwriting on the note. In an email it is just font. There is no hand writing anyways.

[@bustinarant]

@@gammagames1413 Do you think he's playing games?

[@yesreneau]

"Oh and by the way, Kinkos? No questions asked." ahahahha

[@edvargo291]

YesReneau Yeah, until he got out of the store, Then you just know they all gathered around and talked about it!

[@TheSnurtBurglar]

Did there need to be? The situation was pretty normal

[@theiosif3632]

100% ROFL

[@johnarcher5312]

Who took that pic of him? I'm thinking this story might not be TOTALLY true...

[@dmack47yo]

John Archer never did a countdown selfie?

[@Boricua4_Life]

"i never got the peanut butter" lmfao. killed it, Sal!

[@jabraeclarit2320]

Jose Davila I wish he told us if she laughed or not

[@JargonMadjin]

@@jabraeclarit2320 I'll just assume she did

[@deealexandra6928]

“To prove I got them shits” is such NY slang 😂😂😂 I love hearing it come through in comedian acts

[@BadBoyBobby85]

Here it's, "It's to prove I gots that shit"

[@sebitours1221]

Women and pizza are a lot alike, always better from NY😏

[@clamcake1564]

thats a fahkin boston sayin kiddddd

[@gallyturndrop5320]

@@sebitours1221 actually youre thinking of ross township, kentucky.

[@kevindurnantula]

Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

[@laykantheealien5722]

*"I want this ransom note to be on the up and up"*

[@nightcat87]

Stay classy

[@TheMysticalFox]

This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.

[@JolanDrovandi]

Sal

[@rawnorth7882]

Hahaha nicely done

[@fluffnose3386]

Looks more like Sharty waffles

[@jimmycrack221]

Smith John Who, Disfatt Bidge?

[@laykantheealien5722]

HahHahahahahaha

[@nodataXXX]

This was one of the funniest uploads of TINH. I had no idea Sal was such a good stand up comedian.

[@Jeffisboredd]

NoData he loves Stand up, he performs a lot with another comedian named big jay oakerson

[@nodataXXX]

Saul Tovar that's great I'll go check it out. thanks

[@doubleeeeeee]

damn I was thinking of big jay during this video since both these guys are so good at telling a story. that explains it

[@kaylanelson5318]

This is my favorite story / the best I've heard on TINH. A++ This story just topped my other favorite TINH story - T.J. Miller Has a Seizure.

[@kaylanelson5318]

Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot I really liked that one too. Top 3 for me.

[@TK-ui2th]

"i thought it was gonna be a hoot, like a little light hoot. never in my dreams did i think it was a possible terror" 😂 such an underrated line, and probably applicable to every impractical jokers scene he's arrived to not knowing it was a punishment

[@stanleygood5713]

This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.

[@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083]

Having flashbacks to “hey Laura, those are nice pants!!”

[@madisonhusker7048]

LMAOOOOO

[@amandacatherine7220]

Yes so true

[@Mr14blake]

how has this not been brought up on impractical jokers

[@daveduncan518]

he brought it up on the podcast that he does with Q called What Say You? and I think he does an even better job of telling it there. episode 19. Q laughs so hard that he throws up. great stuff.

[@tellemsteve-dave4276]

Dave Duncan What Say You is great but TESD is on another level.

[@daveduncan518]

Ben Rawding that's what I'm hearing. I'll have to check that out next. especially since WSY hasn't released a new episode since who knows when.

[@Flieguy]

Tesd Ants in the house!

[@johnherovillegas9101]

it is now :)

[@JoJoFan87]

He is legit a funny guy on and off Impractical Jokers.

[@mikee702]

ehhh...not really lol

[@JoJoFan87]

@@mikee702 Your opinion.

[@mikee702]

@@JoJoFan87 everything is opinions here unless factual numbers are cited lol in my opinion he would be funny at a teenager age or under.

[@soulfly3438]

why do you think they gave him a show and pay him tens of thousands per episode? did you think he wasnt funny?

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

Sal was trying to replace the peanut butter jar that Murr violated during the home invasion punishment

[@liahamilton8931]

The pfp. The name. It’s brilliant. Chefs kiss

[@kevinfager.]

He’s right about knowing how to live. That is exactly what he should have done in that scenario. Also it’s impressive that he found the letters to spell out peanut butter…idk 8 times over.

[@bsilkwood8272]

Should have called Larry to help.

[@Jamushu]

Larry wouldn't have picked up. Whenever you need the guy, *_he's just never around!_*

[@brandonmalik3329]

That’s joe not sal

[@cilliancooney3950]

LARRY!!!!!

[@jacobsilverman4645]

Fun fact, if you have noticed they haven't made a "Larry" reference in awhile, it's because the original Larry sued the show for copyright, using his name without permission. They are not allowed to make Larry jokes anymore.

[@blackhoodie3461]

Jacob Silverman - how? You being sarcastic? Lmao

[@mrlevinielsen]

Wow, none of any of these jokes even compare to Arnold Schwarzenegger finding an onion ring in his fries.

[@jmrbug9623]

Why isn't this comment the most liked comment?

[@ELlera-pn3lz]

@@jmrbug9623 penis

[@Cori761]

Who did that joke?

[@aronquemarr7434]

I understand this because of Family Guy.

[@Xtremecarfan10188]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BabbleOnComedy]

When he dressed up in the pants and suit he looks like mr incredible when he is in the bank

[@Pigsbum53ASMR]

Hey at least he went to sleep without having it figured out! Or he would have gotten sooo anxious

[@acenanu121]

someone here knows how edibles work hahahahahahaha

[@lorolo6848]

It took me so long to remember Americans call trousers pants. This story was a lot different when I thought he meant underwear

[@laurenescarcha3246]

Lol

[@james4727]

@@laurenescarcha3246 lol in what country does pants mean underwear? Where im from pants and trousers are interchangeable.

[@laurenescarcha3246]

@@james4727 good question

[@Menibor1]

James he was just trying to be funny...... no where in the world so people think pants are underwear

[@unoriented_x4957]

I was wondering if there were any other Brits here who a bit confused by "pants" :)

[@nodataXXX]

I love Impractical Jokers... and I love This Is Not Happening... This is a good day.

[@AlexanderPenkov]

Same

[@user-gy2jy9pp1t]

Wait, what?! Sal does stand up?! Omg in love!

[@LFBiSyn]

Yeah he’s hilarious in stand up

[@PetePanaia]

Sal? Very funny stuff! Your Uber driver in Pittsburgh today (04-13-2019)

[@midwestbambi]

you were his uber? i heard he’s really nice in person!

[@milkitalix2419]

first time I have heard sal swear

[@gabbyburton1999]

shintaro amano It's great.

[@mandutumuch4480]

Ikt I found it weird

[@welshdober]

He had a few funny lines on the big jay roast

[@missundies]

@@welshdober Is that video here on yt?

[@welshdober]

Karolin S I believe so

[@zackcraft7204]

He knocked it out of the park. One of the best stories yet

[@sportsboyjon]

Sal is a great story teller and this bit made me laugh harder than any other "this isnt happening" scene!

[@JargonMadjin]

It's even better that he brings proof that he actually did it, the photos and the note itself. Without those it's a "That's a pretty funny story" but because he proves that it actually happened, the reality of it sinks in and it's even funnier. I mean the note alone is dedication

[@yesreneau]

5 years later, and I still love this video as much as I did when I first found it 🤣

[@pwills122]

same. i miss this series so much 😭

[@909Pocahontas]

"Do you think I'm playing games?" Lmfao! I want to get high with Sal!

[@alij7232]

elisa gonzales That's not much of a life goal.

[@909Pocahontas]

So you assume this is my life goal?

[@909Pocahontas]

Haha so getting high with sal should be frowned upon? I'm not the typical square you seem to be use to.

[@alij7232]

I never implied that you were square. Just that you would not even have to try with 'Sal.' Sure, he might lead you on for a while, make you think that he was doing you a favor or something, but you would not get out with a positive self-image.

[@ryancromer5046]

Ali J Are you for real? You're a fucking idiot kid

[@theaxehandle1]

Prepare for something amazing!

[@dipnriptrader8322]

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

[@PokerJunkie83]

I want my MOMMY! lolol

[@BatraSahb]

DEAD. rofl

[@rawnorth7882]

Best thread on here

[@aditya7428]

Like a bawwss!

[@captainwonderwoman5049]

I love Sal Vulcano he’s the one who makes me laugh when he’s in the impractical jokers and he always make me smile and brighten me up

[@aadhil2185]

This guy is funny he should have a tv series with 3 of he’s good friends

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

*his

[@aadhil2185]

Joe S I hate People like u 😂

[@AnthonyTrifoglio]

*his

[@aadhil2185]

Anthony Trifoglio ok

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Aadhil I hate myself too

[@18idlesuggest]

I died when he actually showed the actual photos xD

[@justherpaeste1115]

Let me do CPR on you then

[@triplet2381]

He had me at the punchline 😂 “I didn’t get the peanut butter”

[@JargonMadjin]

Yeah that got me too

[@leroyalexander_]

First time seeing sal do stand up. And it was flawless for me. Dude was meant for the stage. My favourite joker to date. Anymore?

[@BH-2023]

This man looks strikingly like Prince Herb. It's uncanny

[@greylyons816]

im laughing my ass off right now. this guy is hysterical.

[@Papi_Luis2001]

Grey Lyons when’s the last time you’ve heard somebody say the word Hysterical 😂😂😂😂😆

[@Dazen101]

I'm fucking dying. That was gold

[@KingKenny.]

Sal has that normal everyday guy vibe to him , its great to see him doing great career wise !

[@hashslingingslasher666]

That was actually really solid and tight. I didn’t know he could stand up.

[@gabrielcalmon8516]

every time he says "wouldn't be great...?" i break into tears laughing. I don't even know what's he's gonna say, but I know it's gonna be good

[@joshaugust8721]

Damn Sal Killed

[@justinhenry6028]

This guy is an actual master of funny storytelling

[@Shystee53]

I used to work at Kinko's, I guarantee that wasn't even the weirdest thing they saw that day lmao.

[@SuperGensler]

Super proud of Sal, this is just good stuff. Keep killing it Ari!

[@manuelmezquita9462]

Ryan Gensler idk if u heard a podcast called TESD Q from IJ is in it all 300 ep before the show, anyways Sal is in the show as well on some episodes...shit gets funny

[@sirdigbychickenceasar4474]

Manuel Mezquita sal and q got a podcast them selves called what say you

[@manuelmezquita9462]

Sir digby chicken ceasar I know but it's ah...more pg? in tesd they really go at it

[@SuperGensler]

??? I have no idea what you just said.

[@sirdigbychickenceasar4474]

Ryan Gensler basically the tesd podcast has a lot of bad language where as the what say you podcast is more pg( parental guidance(less swear words ))

[@mikecantreed]

This mightve been the best one yet.

[@Fatzilla666]

Never in my wildest dreams I’d think this is possible terrorism.. I thought this was gonna be a hoot

[@lukedguy1253]

Woah this guy kinda looks like the guy from Impractical Jokers

[@vinny7297]

I know that's what I was thinking they look exactly alike

[@ryanhalley2314]

ok den crazy

[@sopita2236]

Ha get it cuz he actually is from impractical jokers except they stated it clearly in the beginning of the video so literally everyone who watched knows this

[@lukedguy1253]

@@sopita2236 ok

[@susie7336]

@@sopita2236 you must be so fun to hang out with.

[@saraheye]

I love Sal 😂 totally losing it picturing him making those ransom notes

[@andymerc1074]

this might be the best one ive ever seen n ive seen every single one

[@4everNdeavor]

Second best to Mexican got on boots

[@hartsock9253]

This is still by far the best “this is not happening” skit. Love it! 😂😂😂

[@tfox285]

I have to watch this again every so often, it is a work of art and brings me so much joy.

[@NedTheDread]

I almost literally threw up I was laughing so hard. One of the best stories I've seen on this series.

[@cptrex98]

Where do i buy those prints? Seriously, I want those on my wall

[@demitrisolvinski]

Kinkos...did you not watch the video?

[@cptrex98]

But I can't buy them there tho, you just go there to print out your own images right? Cause it'd be pretty weird if you could go buy my pictures that I printed for myself

[@demitrisolvinski]

Didn't realize you meant his prints, my bad Email him, I bet he'd get a kick out of you wanting them.

[@cptrex98]

good idea

[@Marccp]

Well the photos are on the What Say You website (his podcast), along with scans of the ransom note. You may be able to use those.

[@JargonMadjin]

"I never got the peanut butter." Sal you absolute genius

[@chrisp9098]

Excellent story driven comedy. Laughs throughout and a great pay off at the end. Couldn't ask for more.

[@domjonas]

Would've never guessed he could fit in a sz 6 lol

[@angelabariteau]

trooperrusher well it took him "minutes"

[@bobertmcboberty1385]

LARRYYYYYYY

[@Top10Archive]

You guys need to start doing intros like this more often.. the aliens are dumb.

[@jjtomsic]

You got it!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Spoiler: Both of them were aliens all along.

[@Gtwiggles91]

Yeah that was definitely the best intro!

[@sensitive_skin]

They are all dumb

[@spookyspider2820]

the point

[@ericgoodwinart]

This is still one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard in standup. Sal’s storytelling ability is fantastic!

[@justdrop]

Some of these make me laugh under my breath. This one was actually funny.

[@Kazziebot]

shout out to WSY peeps who heard this forever ago

[@robertjackson6056]

RobotSucré and if you don't listen to What Say You then Go F*ck Yourself. 😆

[@OpticalFunkllusions]

HASHTAG go fuck yourself

[@JustOrgil]

I had a whole different image in my head throughout the joke until he showed those pictures because pants usually mean underwear in the UK lol

[@mrbeans2425]

yeah Sal the Bare Chested bit was the weird part lol Little did Sal know That Stacey was REALLY a Karen! The fact this lady didnt get this was a joke from the beginning is hilarious!

[@gengivitis7448]

How can you not love Sal with stories like this 😂

[@tunefox_draws5312]

"I never got the peanut butter" XDD

[@ambassador8524]

Love this guy I’m glad he is doing stand up. I have been watching his shows for 3 years now. Jersey Pride!

[@TheVioletWolf]

Brilliant story-telling. I need more friends like this in my life.

[@npc1172]

is sal a stand up comic? if not hes a natural

[@jakobsime4190]

Ya he is

[@victoria-nu9hv]

he was a standup comic before the show actually. he has been for a while

[@spotnuk]

I'm a big stand-up comedy fan, I watch some videos every day. Sometimes I do chuckle a bit, but this had me in tears.

[@troubled_envy]

The fact that he remembered to take all those precautions while being stoned is pretty amazing. I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.

[@JenifAR87]

Why would anyone give this a thumbs down? Sal Vulcano....Hero. Every. Time.

[@tammicadenhead2600]

Ive met him twice and he is hilarious

[@SLIKWRXLD]

Congratulations. Want a cookie?

[@jimhaberlin6937]

@@SLIKWRXLD A peanut butter cookie?

[@Forenzikproductions]

This is honestly the best TINH stories, besides the TJ Miller one of course

[@eraldylli]

What?! I wonder whether after a year you still stand by that claim.

[@jacobpieters4500]

Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Or Bert Kreichser

[@gjuttla704]

And sister Hyacinth lol

[@ocgmercury]

They should get Gabriel Iglesias on this bitch.

[@compressedpoop]

Sean Patton

[@eliz4293]

his voice makes me so happy, my husband is so precious😍❤

[@danacam9248]

Even after hearing this on the podcast it's still absolutely hilarious

[@katelarsen5208]

He has a podcast ?

[@Icntrltebro]

I added this to my favorites

[@stoneseabolt]

Sal is so much funnier and more interesting than I'd have guessed. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard.

[@MasculinityByNature]

Best story I’ve heard on here, hilarious!!!

[@arty3583]

By far, the best one I've seen in this series.

[@archmageofendor3312]

im from england so for this whole thing i thought he meant panties which wouldve been much worse :P

[@yourdailyLIFE]

ArchMage OfEndor I had to rewatch it so I could see it from your perspective. Almost threw up from laughing.

[@dannyandnatalie]

ArchMage OfEndor me too! because they're American I thought when he said pants he was talking about knickers!

[@georgeclinton4524]

So if he takes this joke to the UK should he call them 'womens trousers?'

[@archmageofendor3312]

yeah or no one will understand :P

[@dandjedi]

ArchMage OfEndor English people don't understand the word pants? We understand trousers and pants just fine. Lol

[@colinabbondante]

Hands down the best one, Sal killed it

[@trickytoes4209]

He went above and beyond for this.

[@superpennyable]

I was staring at my screen so hard going "...is that Sal?". Then I saw the title and went "....oh" *Click*

[@XibaXela]

Omg I'm British so I thought he was talking about underwear until he brought the pictures out 😂😂 Sending emails of him wearing women's panties? I wondered how he landlord could be so chill about it 😂

[@vidjmazkreidovychuzgirj]

Not a British, though, but I've been learning BE the whole life, and I was definitely shocked and a bit disgusted by the situation until I saw those clearly were no pants at all x'DDD

[@BadBoyBobby85]

I remember England being a lot of Kylie minogue with a pair of micro pants shoved up her bum when I was there

[@Jabba909]

He says pants not panties and you guys think your smarter than americans?

[@bolokangm9561]

What you call pants, is referred to as trousers, so the confusion is understandable

[@cagedsexybeast]

This is the first time I've seen Sal do stand-up. He's a brilliant storyteller. Love it.

[@BrassMtn]

I frigging love Sal. This is gold.

[@thomaskreisel5764]

this story made me laugh so hard! Sal is such a funny Dude. Love him! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Viva.Artistry]

I've never laughed so hard at an episode of this is not happening

[@DoesNotInhale]

Wow. Simply brilliant. The mannerisms, bringing in show and tell items, his delivery and method are entirely unique among comics. Sal is going to become one of the greatest stand ups of all time

[@rustyowl1979]

Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?

[@bigkeith1022]

if he was renting from me and he did that to my girlfriend... then told me about it the way he did his landlord... i probably woulda lowered his rent by 50-100 dollars a month...

[@kowalski2933]

I like your cut g

[@soulfly3438]

ya def. you have to strike a friendship. men know you need this around you. women say creepy. men realize its the best

[@tomfromtheroughcraft9588]

He earned every laugh on that, he worked HARD for everyone of them. Solid stand up. Best ive seen on "This Is Not Happening"

[@KC-xs6tb]

_She knew, exactly as he said "I never got the peanut butter", that it was definitely him._

[@ernestboston7707]

This is one of my favorite This Is Not Happenings !

[@brentmichalak3895]

This is the first video I’ve watched of sal doing stand up… love him