Stop Ignoring Relationship Self-Help Books (feat. Whitney Cummings) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Whitney Cummings, Anya Marina and Andrew Collin join Nikki to discuss relationship self-help books and all of the douchey guys they’ve met on dating apps.
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Whitney Cummings shares how her library of self-help books has changed her life: 2:55 Raya is for models and DJs jumping off yachts: 17:37 Several guys have tried to use Nikki and Whitney to launch their careers: 22:29 Off Air, Andrew Collin and Nikki explore Nikki’s dating app talent pool: 30:26

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[@chubbybehem0th]

When she said I deserve a hot guy because I've worked so much on my personality, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair 😂

[@kurtstergar1042]

Why? You didn't pay attention to the last part of her sentence. She's using gut logic but reversing it. Nikki has some money and is good or decent looking, so why not go for or wants looks in someone?

[@jordanrodriguez6412]

Yikes. I can tell your hideous in real life.

[@scarabella]

I understand Nikki's point. Generally, as soon as men experience some success in their careers, they expect to be able to date more physically attractive women. So maybe not view it as a gender phenomenon, although traditionally it's mainly been men. The preference for being a giver/receiver seems to play a role in it too, similar to what Whitney was saying.

[@ASimoneau]

If you watch that bit, so did Whitney.

[@Papeeshka]

Whitney talks about things I never hear anyone else talk about. Shows how repressed we all are.

[@koilamaoh4238]

Na its just religious people that are sexually repressed. Religion shames/supress's sexuality because its evil. When you shame sexuality, you create rapists, pedos, sexual related crimes..

[@kaylabe2099]

Whitney Cummings is the big sister that every girl deserves

[@cedricsmith8200]

Two of my favorite female comics

[@kobe24OBCity]

Cedric Smith but they’re NOT funny

[@MaxPowers2.0]

Props to Whitney Cummings for calling out her fellow female cohorts for being entitled babies

[@s-c7138]

My two favourite comedians ! Love Whitney and Nikki! Wish this interview/conversation was longer. I'd love to watch a 2 hour podcast with them

[@SirTootsAlot]

You have horrible taste if they are your favorite. Not that they're bad...but ha

[@naoufalzouak2422]

@@SirTootsAlot People like styles/personalities homies. My favorites are Stephen Wright and Dylan Moran even though I don't think they're the funniest.

[@kyrstenmarie]

“Getting the love you want” Harvel Hendricks

[@888jiujitsu]

Who are those people standing awkwardly in the background?

[@williamweinberg9509]

illegal aliens being punished by having to listen to this drivel?

[@Durka-Durka]

@@williamweinberg9509 If this were the punishment we wouldn't need a wall.

[@Ayanami0001]

Whitney/Nikki tour would crush!

[@antotheja251]

34:34 is when Nikki sees Jack Whitehall

[@crazybarcafannn]

yeah I am sure too 😂

[@eyescreamcake]

He's insanely hot? I'm looking him up on Google Images and he has like a derp face. I'm so straight, I don't understand. :(

[@heresjohnny999]

@@eyescreamcake she has very bad choice in men, no wonder she doesn't have great relationships. i have never heard anyone say Jack Whitehall is hot

[@PlagueFather]

I need more Whitney and Nikki collabs

[@richspizzaparty]

I picture Patrice O’Neil rolling his eyes at whatever is going on here. Miss that man.

[@GodWorksOut]

He would have destroyed them.

[@saar144]

Patrice O’Neil - unfunny and bitter.

[@hectorcastaneda4488]

Yes

[@ThePaintedHope]

@@saar144 bitter, yes. Funny, also yes.

[@Uncertain_Illumination]

Patrice would set them straight, though he woundnt necessarily give them advice to help them. These 2 are absolutely nuts. But I still love them. there's really good advice out there for women, but waiting a long time for sex isn't.

[@taaaylllorrr]

I’m calling Jack Whitehall when she geeks out over Jack, 31, blue eyed comedian/actor.

[@natronthegreat5150]

SO I watched the whole video (for Whitney) of course. And Nikki started talking bout shes single and has trouble dating...I was thinking " shes probably waaay to picky" then the end the video proves it. Heeyyy Whitney!😍😍

[@detailedgaming6039]

So what I get from this is marry within your tax bracket. Funny

[@rhino79]

Whitney Cummings is funnier just talking with other people than she is in her standup.

[@saar144]

My thoughts too. Her book is very funny though.

[@kurtstergar1042]

Aren't most if not all female comedians. BUT funny laughing at the nonsense she says?

[@anthonyd507]

Agreed. Also, on a side note, why in this low production value interview does she look like she’s had facial cosmetic surgery too many times. She looked totally natural to me before I watched this. Edit: Just briefly googled it. And though she denies it. The before and after pics are out. She ABSOLUTELY had plastic surgery. And like many people, male or female, she looked way better before. She said it’s because she lost 20lbs. But yeah no. You’re buddy doesn’t store 15lbs of that in your lips. I’ll never get why so many attractive women do this to themselves. If you google it you’ll see how much prettier she was prior. And you can tell weight had nothing to do with it. Lips, nose and face are not only different. But the standard change many women make thinking that’s what’s “attractive”. How about this. What’s “attractive” is you and your unique and great looking face. Not what the current trend is.

[@saar144]

She suffers from body dysmorphia.

[@sailaway258]

Whitney was so funny and has such great compatibility w u nikki !! Now im goong to check out her special

[@tdimac]

Some of us never go into a date expecting to get laid or blown, even with a partner. It’s just a bonus if it happens. The same some of us have been single for way too long 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@boldbileg]

34:33 All the dogs in my neighborhood formed a pack while I was watching this

[@corrado]

Nikki you’re hilarious. Quickly becoming my favorite comedian, no contest.

[@kentuckymn4367]

Holy cow, talk about over thinking stuff. Its as simple as this, "i think shes pretty, she thinks im cute, lets talk as adults and see if we connect, if not, thats ok". Thats all the relationship advice anyone ever needs.

[@pantheist46n2]

oh yeah man i'm sure you have a wealth of experience behind that beautiful platitude recitation

[@bigeasy55]

the 31 year old comedian/actor is jack whitehall, obvious

[@ankitdixit6073]

James Graham ya...I got it too dude

[@Elkarus]

Wut? Is he hot?

[@Aly93aser]

these gals need #PatriceONeal

[@sam-no5qb]

awww I miss that fuck so much

[@topranked5465]

what you mean? pussy

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

I think Patrice would destroy their self-esteem. Even if they joined forces against him he'd win.

[@zorelwood243]

Patrice would be useless, they're not promoting profeminist views, they're just talking about how it's hard for women in their 30s, to date. And dont bring the dead to validate your bias, just say ur own shit if u wanna comment on smt. wtf is wrong with u?lol

[@sfgooner70]

what's up with that girl with the pirate shirt on standing in the back. she's not reacting to anything,

[@mtrotter325]

I'm so lost in these female conversations. Where's the mansplaining?

[@theREALkenny013]

Lol

[@gendrycharles2973]

Well if youre not a female, your rite on target👍

[@stephenhill11]

Can the full episodes be found anywhere after the radio show?

[@chelseawilkinson307]

The book is called Getting To I Do

[@ellaperez751]

Plot twist: Nikki and Andrew end up together lol

[@natronthegreat5150]

ella perez I bet thats not even your real photo you old hag.

[@oskarnordin334]

35:49 "He probably saves drowing kids or something uuurghhh* 😂👏

[@mats7492]

honestly.. why do woman have to make everything SOOO complicated?

[@elkeism]

such scrutiny: no wonder you're untouchable

[@tomasnguyen7773]

Which app are they using?

[@egg6732]

my two fave comedians together??!!

[@Leo-yn5fx]

As a guy i love this show. Def love both the bonfire and this one. This one features guests i wish the bonfire would have but oh well.

[@ejaylala1]

I love these 2 women

[@LadySpace_888]

Whitney's "engagement" was a PR stunt (as she often does). Whatever happened to him & their wedding after the Instagram proposal/engagement videos? Anyone?

[@jackula123]

they broke up in feb this year

[@kurtstergar1042]

Whitney Cummings domestic goddess. I call and make reservations, WOW.

[@shivors3380]

Fuck I love Nikki and Andrew just talking about things

[@timwaldroup9654]

Nikki is my choice on the BANGABILITY scale.

[@lizkeller5827]

So what is the name of the book Whitney is recommending haha

[@ehsaanlaskar3530]

Make Jack WhiteHall and Nikki Glaser a thing

[@oskarnordin334]

They're definitely in the same category of attractiveness, but as Nikki said, rich and famous guys punch above their weight. I really don't think Nikki is Jacks type.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

When will Whitney Cummings stop lying that she has had no facial plastic surgery???? Has she no self-awareness? She looks like michael jackson

[@morganthem]

25:16 That just comes off as entitlement though. Whitney was saying she was not getting good dating results by being a "CEO" which is very "no-nonsense" and organized, which guys see as overly pragmatic which is usually associated with the natural male gender role (more hunter, more dominant, more physical, more a-to-b less 47-to-sunflower). I guess a lot of guys aren't flattered by feeling entitled to their hotness because you're a baller. I had a friend act this way. Very cool and relatively accomplished person, but not physically attractive TO ME, and there was friction because she felt like I was snubbing her when in reality I just didn't care that she was killing it professionally.

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

What is this gibberish?

[@morganthem]

@@coldsuncrowfeet What is what gibberish?

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

Anya Marina is a musician too, right?

[@thomaspayne6866]

Why is the discussion with female “comedians” always about men?

[@topranked5465]

because men already used comedy to talk about women. Women are just trying to catch up but eventually they will find other topics, just like men did. remember when men comedians would talk about women 24/7?

[@thomaspayne6866]

Top Ranked -- no, not at all.

[@HoldenCoughfield]

@@topranked5465 that never happened

[@joshtheintrovert7928]

I really love this show, but is no one going to talk about how a bunch of crew members are on camera?

[@caseyclayton7084]

it's a radio show on a paid platform that they are thoughtfully providing here for FREE.

[@zergenzerg6853]

She acts like a child in a candy store. Shes almost 40 and acts like a college kid. That alone is a red flag...

[@montrizzle77]

Can’t fit more people in the studio?

[@Scott_G]

I fucking love these 2!

[@myessyallyahamericus8405]

im not trying to prove anything, to those who know I already proved it without being anything but honest and apparent and not afraid to let you find the truth in a few honest words not easy to find in the vastness of the full spectrum.

[@Saltymedpac8008]

......dont touch the face...i cant take it any more just dont touch the face

[@jw1415]

These two women seem to be good catches, have at'em fellas...😂🤣😂

[@jeffreycarr86]

They are so gross. It's incredible

[@kylegeee]

Whitney Cummings and Nikki Glaser are the two women I have the largest crushes on.

[@makelove1267]

15 million net worth isn’t too bad Whitney.

[@meganconner5539]

Someone find out which jack she was talking about.

[@TokyoTraveller]

Good luck, Nikki.

[@Willprecious714l]

Okay but the name of the book?

[@emiliabolsas]

Precious Williams I think it might be “Getting to ‘I Do’” by Pat Allen.

[@AJoseph0007]

looking up annoyed emoji

[@thomasmanion6093]

Anya is so damn pretty!

[@commonsense6794]

Another women who didn't think she was worth anything...….. another women who automatically thought she was worthless and not worth the effort...…….. all these insecurities all the time...…… how did we get to this point? Too bad everyone is chasing the hot guys. everything based on looks and appearance. so shallow......… Best of Luck to all!!

[@u770017]

Anya is so upset that they are bonding so much, I feel bad.

[@shaunlowe5108]

Why is there a small army in the rm.?

[@leotierney9801]

Men hold your face because they see it in all those old movies.

[@ihateumikey02]

Why does nikki sound like abella danger

[@Savage-ih5il]

I want the big girl in the back...don't judge me..

[@jamesmarie]

I am liking Andrew because of the shirt he is wearing.

[@samwich3972]

not to be all nihilistic but everyone seems to deal w problems no one cares about and tbh they all sound so uninteresting that i cant finishmy case before dying out of boredom

[@nf5011]

i feel ya

[@michaeljacksin9367]

they just call it a "self help" so narcissists will buy it

[@TygerB]

You look like you have a facelift because the people who get them...are basically trying to catch up to your natural beauty. And what is it with Nikki always running into f’d up dudes?? How is she not off the market!

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

watch her go through the dating app at the end.

[@Protectobot]

Uh, did they not hear that Anya said she hasn't had sex in a long time cos of the book they recommended? LOL. I hope she's a comedian too or else that's sad and I don't mean 'tragic comedy'.

[@jamesdixon3504]

I really really love Whitney but her face looks CRAZY!!!!

[@williamdeming853]

The Schweppes reference had me peeing out my nose! Youuu

[@Elguapodelfuego]

What's the percentage of subscribers of this channel that actually watched this

[@JazminZenteno1]

lmao i thought raya was a normal dating app and apparently you have to submit applications

[@Lost-xl6im]

I want to be the cream between those two cookies

[@RebelTheUncanny1]

Oh, god, I'm so glad I'm past all this relationship bullshit.

[@iamjarrettdean9358]

Everything was good until the end. Nikki's thirsty judgmental desperation is such a turn off.

[@koras1822]

all these fantasy problems

[@joshgolden7239]

Comedy Central 8.3 million subs only 130 comments and low views. Sad

[@premiumdre5228]

Hey guys, big fan. Can I get Jenn Daniel's socials? I need to ask her a question

[@rustknuckleirongut8107]

You have to be the worst stalker ever.

[@baron7755]

who is the pretty lady are talking to in the begging, that they are complimenting her skin?

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

Anya Marina. She's a musician. Was on one of the Twilight soundtracks I think.

[@anthonyd507]

Nikki looks like an overly thin Helen Hunt.

[@agravy7657]

Glaser seems like the type of girl that would get drunk and cheat on you

[@charlesbukowski6455]

Why in the beginning of the podcast did they just start straight up lying to each other ?

[@ipellly]

Wait Someone educate me ,how is masculine and feminine not a thing anymore?

[@woogiemonster]

Because stupid people don't know how adjectives work.

[@GodWorksOut]

Men don’t care about your riches or your fame or even your personality. We know that’s what you like, but we don’t like that.

[@nickerickson2719]

Whitney needs to chill out on this author. Authors are authors!!!

[@loboff1]

Whitney horse button up Cummings

[@ihateumikey02]

Nikki Glaser reminds me of riley reed

[@shawnroot653]

Whitney's got those CF fingers.

[@LilMissAznQt]

CF fingers??

[@pl0xic1ty81]

Yeah, please explain

[@pantheist46n2]

whotf are the awkward ass people standing in the background

[@toolguyslayer1]

657 these women are stating opinions I love being treated like I'm everything it takes some getting used to but if you are ready to play that particular game it's all gravy if you're not it can be a major issue though do you have to talk to him about that don't just guess keep it simple ladies

[@ant3352]

People love to take dating advice from women who can't hold down a relationship . . .

[@MovieGuy808]

This is a comedy channel, right?

[@bkbland1626]

Nikki is pretty squeaky today.

[@cherrybelle7956]

They realise in thirties I'm 29 come on get ahead ladies🍄🍄😝btw I'm a bpd and drug addict

[@youngmaestro4153]

Sticky Nikki, you’re waaay too picky

[@acesb24]

"You can sleep better" looks at the bags under nikki's eyes

[@MoonPisces029]

that's genetic you know. doesn't matter how much you sleep, some people have more pronounced under eye bags

[@nattanunsangkasaba8991]

"We are not designed to have orgasm all the time." ! That's suck. Now I think Elon Musk intra net might be able to redesign the reward function of the brain to have orgasm all time.