Big Jay Oakerson Was Too Wasted to Have a Threesome - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

[@smdftb8495]

I wish I could commit to anything like Big Jay commits to fingerless gloves.

[@jessicaj8564]

Maybe he has somesomething wrong with his skin

[@ryanemerson7]

You win best comment today. 😂

[@qrchawks123]

One of the best comments on record.

[@ryry5131]

psoriasis

[@bobjohnson3452]

cold hands, warm fingers oakerson

[@luvyou-baby]

I saw jays standup on Netflix, he’s hilarious. Highly recommend it

[@blazedandconfused477]

LEGION OF SKANKS

[@youtubedrifter5594]

He’s just original that’s what’s nice about him.

[@sswitzer1988]

Check out his special live at Webster Hall, much better than his Netflix specials imo. His stories on this is not happening are epic, and his back and forth with Dan soder on the bonfire cracks my shit up.

[@computerchad]

Alan watts

[@whiskeyandcigarettes6011]

Crackle Crackle, only here for J

[@88HCL2000]

If i could like this message twice good sir, I would.

[@whiskeyandcigarettes6011]

Gabriel I’m a chick, but totally agree.

[@tomosmansounds]

Yarp

[@maxwellcatlett3653]

Yep

[@BigMac-ko2dw]

@@whiskeyandcigarettes6011 lol great name btw

[@seanfindley]

BIG JAY RULES

[@MrTwon1610]

....as per usge 🎸🎸🎸

[@RebelTheUncanny1]

I love listening to Big Jay. His story about Craig Gass and the concert is the funniest shit ever.

[@pointlessopinion611]

Crackle Crackle

[@Three3Nill]

Nutshell by AIC gets me every damn time. impossible not to tear up listening to it lol

[@1StepForwardToday]

BIG thumbs up

[@maxwellcatlett3653]

BatteryFull agree BIG time

[@Dobbs3]

I just fell in love when she brought up "The drugs don't work" by The Verve..She's such a beautiful soul

[@BIgBass255]

This is very close to a NA or AA open meeting. I'm waiting for the Serenity Prayer at any moment.

[@brandytorres8519]

In just here to listen.

[@codybolo7803]

Big j is top 10 comics working. Crazy underrated!

[@mt-zf6xp]

That scene at the end of "Spirited Away" where the girl remembers the dragon guy's name fucks me up, man.

[@djcrook6641]

Crackle crackle. Bring back the bonfire. Jay is so naturally funny.

[@uneekelements1591]

Every time I watch a video recorded at SiriusXm I end up staring at the Herman Miller Aeron chairs.

[@jordanduhe]

Came here for the funny but surprisingly enlighting show. Really enjoyed it

[@StygianStyle]

This was a good one.

[@shadow_life_content]

I appreciate you guys! Especially big Jay looking like my metal head cousin!

[@benpatrick148]

I love how the girl in the background is constantly rubbing her eye and then Big J says something about rubbing your eye and she just smiles lol

[@williamlandys2999]

"It was like I struck oil" lmfaooooooo

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

i don't really like stand up, but i thoroughly enjoy listening to Big Jay speak

[@maximillian7001]

I always have a emotional reaction to galaxy rangers theme song.. Dad an me never got along, but we tried. On my 16th birthday I was woken to him playing that on his guitar, he had noticed me watching it when eating after school(only thing on) and he had worked to learn it. It makes me tear up, and I am so emotionally repressed its ridiculous.

[@V0r4xiz]

String-free :D "There's a teenager between us, which also sounds kinda hot." This woman kills me :D

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

Jay is the most genuine person. Love that guy

[@leepalmer2097]

loving your shows ... my cry track (sandy denny who knows where the time goes) dam i needed to hear that song i suddenly cried for my mother who ide never met and had died 30 years previously

[@MarkLawrenceKiefer]

You may have been doing the math the wrong way. He might have been saying 13 years isn't a big deal so he's good with you, but he could also be good with an 8 year old.

[@rokeeffe91]

sometimes i listen to jay on the bonfire and i get a little disgusted with some of the instances he talks about women... he seems often judgey for little to no reason... but then i laugh because his insults are so precise and spot on.... and then i hear about him crying during movies and the way he supports his girlfriend. he seems to be in all actuality a really considerate, kind-hearted dude... with a veneer of shock comedy. it's growing on me i guess...

[@doubledwaffle7605]

Incel

[@theylied1776]

The Drunk Partition is a real thing. Your mind is sober but there is a disconnect to your inhibitions and motor functions. This is why I don't drink.

[@The-D-Hoyt]

Whenever I've drank, I could drink so much and my mind still be there in the moment, yet I'd be aware that my motors skills were messed up. It was almost like a game to me, to see how far I could push my loss of motor skills and still be aware in my mind. Then when I'd get right at the point where my mind is like "ok, we shutting down", then i stop and go eat and then crash out.

[@jeyzeus]

Yeah, it's same for me. I'll drink maybe a beer or so, but as soon I feel the buzz I need to stop or I'll have shitty time. I also blackout once and I never want that to happen.

[@hadrieliwinters969]

Just go 2 days without before drinking together.

[@linusstick]

To each their own about the taste of alcohol. I get the one side of it, but there’s some of us who can sip a glass of whiskey and taste the nuances and flavors in it.

[@sqadoodlebop2796]

I’m glad everyone is sharing their unique and individual taste bud preferences

[@Protectobot]

Thoughts are easier for me to change than feelings. I have to believe new ideas for a while usually before the feelings get corrected to match them.

[@danielle4529]

Andrew, you are the knight in shining armor we all need. "I offered to eat around it"

[@natewaltz2973]

"Gotye - bronte" makes me cry every time.

[@stichabodcrane2078]

Just had half chewed M&M's almost come out my nose. Solid finish.

[@MJ-ul7cf]

I drink black coffee and love the taste and I also drink bourbon neat or on the rocks and enjoy it as well. Both are acquired tastes, but you certainly can learn to enjoy them.

[@StaviNetwork]

That's called being a psycho.

[@tylergaylord3]

Same MJ. Straight liquor (bourbon or tequila) is all I can do. Every now and then an old fashioned but it has to be made right. Not a huge sugar fan

[@booognish]

StaviTerps it’s called being a man, what do you drink?

[@StaviNetwork]

@@booognish its called a joke, and for the record I drink 2% milk. whole milk makes me feel funny.

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@booognish to force yourself to be accustomed to the tastes of literal poison for no reason? im talking about alcohol of course

[@penjamin5037]

Niki glasses is not only beautiful, she is hilarious too.

[@MC-so6wb]

Digging the chick in the back with the early '90s ski suit.

[@nardinit]

lol

[@nightstalker9350]

Me and him are the same drunk lol. I’m like damn I’m really walking like this

[@SeanBMoose]

Blacked out before so I know what this is like and its kind of jarring to hear about what you did from somebody else. Another is if you go through twilight sleep or on diazepam for a procedure. Shit is bizarre just not remembering anything.

[@derekd4394]

No new bonfire guess I'll watch this crap

[@kggregorie]

Yeah, gotta wait til Thursday for the good stuff

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Yup. Wack

[@travistoole]

Crackle Crackle. We are Ryan

[@Andrethud]

Control what you think and you can control how you feel, control how you feel and you can better control your actions and it is easier to advance your agenda/goals.

[@scrionycoronaruiz719]

Andre DuMouchel dropping straight knowledge on the KZbin 🔥

[@sethtaylor7519]

CBT

[@DerricktheWhite]

Stopped drinking started eating aderall lmao

[@l-train7876]

MechanicalFoundGhost going from a downer to an upper.

[@scottkeator8519]

I’ve been needing to hear someone explain this to me, I’ve been dealing with manifestations caused by anxiety (and weed) and they’ve been really fucking with me

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Yeah just take a break and focus on being healthy for at least 3 months. That will go away. I was having a serious issue with weed and anxiety. I just stopped and started eating good food and working out. I realized if I made a couple healthy habits I wouldn’t feel so anxious about smoking. But not just smoking it helped get rid of my anxiety fully. I know everyone is different but try it out. You’re usually anxious because you could or should be doing more and you know it deep down so it manifests as anxiety or depression.

[@scottkeator8519]

KZbin Drifter thanks a lot man I really appreciate it and just started doing exactly that about 2 weeks ago and already feel a lot better !

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Scott Keator: Hell yeah bro

[@isaack3645]

13:35 “Yea, it was a fiber that got me”.

[@lesserson2182]

What Nikki said is exactly the inverse. The feelings come first, then you notice them, then rationalize the feeling with a thought. This is why therapists train people to recognize their emotions and feelings when they have them so they can stop the process before it starts.

[@kaodik]

I get choked up with music or movies based off nostalgia

[@graydonlee07]

I tend to black out, then have sex that I don't remember and wake up with my shirt replacing my pants

[@shanehanson2084]

Laughing My Ass Off!!! Thank You for this vid. Fully enjoyed that.

[@danielstrother2494]

I was just thinking in the shower the other day that they should bring back bush.

[@JovialDaze]

Be an adult like the rest of us and do cocaine in the morning 🤦😂

[@amberlancaster8570]

Lol Daniel Tosh has a joke like that 😆

[@ElkinsEric]

Feel like his name should be Medium Jay now...dude is looking slim AF!

[@4nnunaki]

Big Jay wears those gloves so he can backhand people who ask him why he wears those gloves. P.s. this was super insightful. Like really. It's good to know that my favorite comedians aren't all darkness & doom. Love you guys.

[@particleinthewave8378]

Nah, I LOVE sipping a good bourbon. If someone puts anything other than an ice cube in my bourbon it’s a fight

[@rjtherocker]

Pay it forward gets me everytime

[@averagenative]

Jay is a great guest!

[@squishmitten664]

Girl in the background really surprised jay likes bush lmao

[@truthdetector4036]

is her job to just sit back and react during the videos?

[@squishmitten664]

@@truthdetector4036 LOL im not sure but shes doing a good job of it haha

[@jonesdooblin8079]

If I hear "Us And Them" by pink floyd I will start to cry, every time. What song does that to you?

[@alexclark4968]

I love that song. Sometimes I cry when I hear comfortably numb

[@alisonw7802]

Wish You Were Here

[@N-e-o1]

I don't need any song, just a mirror.

[@mrshelley87]

The thong song

[@jonesdooblin8079]

@G Wagon Comfortably Numb is in my will for my funeral. Small world.

[@thislife5162]

According to their logic I should just be able to think my back pain away...

[@bossHogOG]

This Life no, that wasn’t their logic. Context, buddy.

[@DMurcielago]

This Life try shrooms

[@truthdetector4036]

according to the logic, nikki needs a landing strip too

[@KarryKarryKarry]

Well drugs has diminishing effect so you should pony up and see a specialist before you start snorting heroin.

[@zootsoot2006]

You can

[@alexcoyg3281]

Scotch is fantastic, it doesnt get you full or any headache...plus once you find your fav its just a fantastic way to compliment a cigar, Macallan 12👌

[@DayZ_MobyD]

Crackle crackle had to see this one

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Big jay is the man

[@tylergrasshopper]

I absolutely love black coffee and bourbon on the rocks and I rarely enjoy sweets.

[@matthewhughes1950]

My cry song: in this moment ; into the light

[@erginaught1178]

This is awesome good shit covered some dope shit very thought provoking 👍

[@The-D-Hoyt]

Wow, i thought i was the only person that had all these crazy symptoms. Jay and Andrew sound like me. Only difference is apparently they have managed their anxiety/panic attacks. It took years for me just to get a doctor to say all my symptoms was anxiety related. I've had every anti-depressant tossed at me over the past 20+ years and they all suck imo.

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

Maybe if i just puke, I'll be able to rally. Hahahaahaaa

[@thekyletracy]

I want to say, I was sipping whiskey while listening to this.

[@lesserson2182]

I thought i was the only one that drank the way Jay described.

[@MrBordal]

Theo Von is vocabulary the opposite of Nikki Glazer.

[@brewitt1]

Big fan of this sentence

[@nattanunsangkasaba8991]

Big J is sentimental, and that’s tweet is driven by hormones rage ( 21 years men ) but the dude with Zolof seem to be chill and happy !

[@breakfastatepiphanies]

Jim Croce gets me everytime.

[@michaelsmith1262]

I'm so glad I don't drink or do drugs. When people get sober they realize their lives are so much better, but while they are in that world, they try to convince themselves that all the bad trips, depression, etc are actually positive experiences.

[@dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241]

L7 weiney

[@TM-xr7mj]

We still talk. I had to rewind that one.

[@NerdGeekFutureSpeak]

Haha hell yea I’m 34 this year and this makes me feel better about the young is, but...I still dont know if I would feel okay about it intellectually and then still be weirded out about it in the moment

[@willcrago4463]

I actually like the taste of alcohol. Specifically, Gin. I don’t like whiskey, vodka, rum, or tequila.

[@fresh_fit_chef4296]

Yeah i drove myself to the er one time, when my girfriend was driving me nuts. I got up said my chest hurt and left her at my house....

[@kbcarroll]

what does it say that people from the red-headed-stepchild comedy central radio show have to show up on YOU UP to get me to listen for longer than 30 seconds

[@Loganbenner13]

I want to be a guest on this show and then slowly just become a part of it! All hail the queen of comedy.

[@Yogamannn]

You can have mini strokes I learned it recently, wish soder was here for this convo, lmaooo crying to welcome to the jungle

[@nadaesimposible4770]

I have a scotch phase going right now

[@ZLT_90]

Scotch and bourbon are awesome. I dont drink hard alcohol very often but maybe a few times a month. But man nothing is better then Jonny Walker on the rocks

[@davidmatheson6050]

Nikki looks so professional.

[@jpaine619]

You are so wrong... Once you acquire the taste for it, good coffee tastes fantastic. Some coffee might be on par with chocolate for me.. Bad coffee can taste like shit, but good coffee is a treat.

[@Petergonzaleztv]

thanks for your valuable input

[@yetsam1547]

this is y i will never try drugs.

[@MyYouTubeNameisTaken]

Good coffee tastes good

[@MinimalisticLifestyle333]

Michael Lübbert agreed !!!

[@WalkerNigel]

Jay struck oil

[@Chris_T_Ramos]

Black coffee and bourbon straight.

[@PrivatelyHanging]

The alcohol enema is in play here

[@tomosmansounds]

2:20 that's actually a really interesting insight about boozing. I might try that out.... I mean I probably won't ever... but I like the idea.

[@JJFresh206]

Big jay and Andrew collin are a funny duo

[@drifting202020]

Big Jay? This guy hasn't lived enough life.

[@Crackle-Crackle]

Only here for Big Jay

[@mchepen]

there's nothing written about taste. coffee tastes good to me. i had a strain of weed that while growing smelled like coffee, and that's why i liked it. and coffee without sugar tastes better, otherwise it just tastes like sugar.

[@guyanaredbone5996]

mchepen I agree coffee with cream or sugar is awful to me

[@booognish]

mchepen I got off caffeine but if/when I only do black. Although if it’s really shitty like instant, I might put some cream..

[@mchepen]

@@booognish thats nice. i have to say tho, instant aint no coffee lol. i understand the cream and sugar thing, but that makes it more like a desert than an infusion. whatever, im not an expert hahah

[@LilGravyBoatOG]

I related so much to all the anxiety talk. Pretty amazing convo

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Music fucks w me too. I hear ya big fella!

[@garbougesenior3486]

Nikki Glaser is one of the only woman that truly make me laugh as if she’s a guy and that’s no disrespect but you know what I mean lol

[@Amaddragon]

bourbon, Evan Williams single barrel.. let it get cold with a large ice cube.. and the taste is sooo good.

[@DJMizzy]

Why didn’t you show us the 21 year olds picture ? I wanna seee tooo. I get it. You don’t have his permission to show it

[@tenlittleindians]

Nicki I hate to give you the bad news but booze shows your true colors. If you turn into a mean assed drunk, that's the real YOU! Pretending your not is denial.

[@raysarte5246]

I like my coffee how I like my women. Really hot and full of liquor

[@Lollita23]

Ha!👍

[@taotaostrong]

Dammit! I’m hot, black, and strong. I thought I had a chance, but no one was talking about me. Alas. 😔

[@alexcoyg3281]

@@taotaostrong you are the perfect coffee

[@taotaostrong]

@@alexcoyg3281 ❤️

[@NerdGeekFutureSpeak]

Nikki with the Sam Harris ref! The lady know what’s up

[@anthonyjonze2251]

Disagree entirely smdh. I drink my coffee black. No sugar, no cream, no flavoring... just black coffee, regardless of what blend I choose at the time.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

11:09 tried to hang in there for Big Jay, couldn't handle her fake screech laugh 3x in a row.. back to the bonfire 🔥