Key & Peele - Pirate Chantey

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

That female captain can get it. And by it, I mean my unwavering loyalty.

[@CloudBotherer]

***** nicely done

[@cas4040]

I'm trying to figure out if that's Rebecca Romijn or not. It really looks like her.

[@AKilahVamp]

Well played

[@coldprince130]

***** A fine purse and a bouquet of flowers as well I presume.

[@plig88]

Jonathan Gooby Nay, for that be a mighty inappropriate gift for a boss. There be norms for professional relationships in the workplace.

[@lukwagowilson5606]

Exactly two pirates were harmed in the making of this musical.

[@ismailabdullahi4386]

😂😂😂

[@jayking2228]

At least the first was an accident 😂🤷🏾‍♀️

[@ssia_sp9847]

The second one wasn’t a true pirate, had no respect for the captain

[@paul-ye3ut]

@@ssia_sp9847 and he was Male so he didn't matter

[@popcorntopop4792]

Id say worth

[@moji96]

I would pay ten times the price of the ticket if they made this into a movie.

[@JonForshort]

PC Pirates? Lol that'd be interesting

[@theBeT95]

oh boy, you need a doctor :)

[@DmitriasBehindTheWheel]

Argh... That be about Seven and a half doubloons.

[@calorus]

@@JonForshort They aren't that PC; The Captain would slaughter any of her sailors if they put a foot out of line... Suggests they must be making bank not to have mutinied.

[@pendingbadness7084]

10 times for this masterpiece? Rephrase sir

[@smhallers9905]

When your mom is overseeing the homie sleepover

[@shrodingerscat9619]

this is my favorite comment

[@americantoastman7296]

I know this comment is probably just an innocent joke, but still its funny how much youre proving the whole point about unhealthy ideas of women and such ^^

[@ruekurei88]

@@americantoastman7296 What 'unhealthy ideas' of women? He pretty much pointed out the central conceit of the skit. That they were all well behaved and respectful of women because there was a strict female captain in charge.

[@lemonwedge6664]

XDDDD

[@__tyrone_]

@@americantoastman7296 come down simp

[@broisland8572]

HELP IM ON A ENDLESS LOOP OF KEY AND PEELE

[@anthonyogletree5413]

I keep doing the same thing.

[@zacharyhaddock8861]

Bro Island ive been here for 3 years

[@kevintorres9946]

Same I keep finding new and old vida and can't stop!

[@roguishpaladin]

I'm sorry, you're lost forever.

[@movienight6437]

Y help

[@wendigo8153]

*pirates in 2086 when the ice caps have melted and 89% of the world is ocean*

[@devinkrike5968]

And other stories that environmental nuts tell each other.

[@agentsmith9174]

Feminist ride the sea

[@agentsmith9174]

2020 best movie

[@aIkaIi]

@@devinkrike5968 Environmental nuts? This is real and if you don't do anything _now_ we're gonna suffer severe consequences. Scientific statistics _show_ that global warming is happening and the overall temperature has risen significantly. Rising temperatures _are_ happening because of human activity. How are you gonna argue with facts? Like I said, if we don't do anything to change, the future is not going to be bright.

[@devinkrike5968]

@@aIkaIi Whatever makes you sleep better. I just fail to see how taxing people will make the environment better. And letting the government fix the environment is just stupid, I mean since when have they ever been able to fix anything? All they will do is increase human suffering, and that's not ok in my book. Now, if you want to help the environment, tell china and india to stop spewing stuff into the atmosphere, good luck with that.

[@jeffw1267]

Every one of these sketches looks like it took a million dollars to make.

[@sianais]

And there are multi million dollar films that look like they were made with a TV sketch show budget 🤔

[@friedpicklezzz]

Yes I was thinking the same thing - makeup, props, writing, cinematography - it’s all damn good considering they are ‘skits’.

[@ardhotma8729]

Right? They even have famous, Classic comedians that im glad to see on the screen again

[@ardhotma8729]

Love Will Sasso!

[@DreamTeamScout]

@@friedpicklezzz it's amazing how they pull it off

[@jackpeterson3925]

Surprisingly, Gary Kordan, the production designer, said they only had about $8500 to build the set (about $6500 to build the structures and things and $2000 for the set dressing). What's even more crazy is that the budget for a Key & Peele sketch was typically about $1500. In one day, his team of 13 people were responsible for renting all of the equipment and props and setting up sets for two different sketches, and making them look as fantastic as this.

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

*I like how everyone forgot about the man who got impaled with a knife*

[@Kareszkoma]

Eh.. he'll be okay.

[@yellowblanka6058]

What about the dude who was blown away for a bit of vulgarity?

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

*He had it coming*

[@winds5011]

Don't worry they will live there pirates.

[@jonathanwessner3456]

@@yellowblanka6058 How do you think Captains kept control of their ships? They had to be blood thirsty enough to kill their own when they stepped out of line. Since she is the captain, he stepped out of line. You are welcome to try challenging her, but, based on the fear in the men's eyes, you won't last long

[@aquaman3113]

Does anyone else just sing this all day? It's stuck in my head.

[@SharBanning]

Aquaman yes, it's been stuck in my head for days now!!

[@aquaman3113]

I just hum "A woman has a right to a drink or two without worrying about what you will do. We say Yo Ho but we don't say ho cuz ho is disrespectful yo."

[@richytmr]

It was actually really bad ass cuz I was like (Oh shit!! This should be in pirates of the carribean

[@TheNameCannotBeFound]

Aquaman I actually downloaded this. I listen to it sometimes and it always puts a smile on my face.

[@majinmexican9833]

Yea

[@CAGFlores]

"And I said biiiitc..." **gunshot**

[@migarox809]

Carlo Alfio Flores Yeah but, did you say it though?

[@WKogut]

Consequences...

[@Sadzi7]

And I said, I said....I said Biiiiiiiiiitch

[@misstinahamilton5714]

AND I SAID ...biiiiittttttccchhh (in a whisper of course )

[@leahrose5425]

Lol

[@Chickin]

2:19 you can see the man putting the knife to his chest before the singing guy acts as if he threw the knife, i LOVE THIS EVEN MORE NOW

[@seiju6621]

Ey good catch

[@lugiareborn356]

Actually you can even see him getting ready in the spot where he is going to be in the next take

[@jadesjunior7565]

Hey bro I love your content

[@eddyk3]

Watched this sketch 100 times and never caught that 👍

[@BadDictator]

damn, good eye

[@camille.8285]

Key and Peele can honestly pull off any accent, race, ethnicity, anything. They honestly surprise me with every sketch. They are so talented, I can't believe it. And they're so intelligent as well!! You can see it in their deep psychology of the human mind and their small references to bigger pictures and even classic movies and literature. Keegan is a classically trained Shakespearean actor😳 and Peele is actually a genius-I'm so happy Get Out is getting the popularity and recognition it deserves. They stun me I think they're aliens 🤔

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

I'm actually wanting to see if they can pull off Asian ethnicities. They can do nearly everything else.

[@MajorHomeless]

Bruh . . . It's a funny sketch . . .

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Ehhh....I wouldn't even discount that.

[@ironlotuses2162]

Literally

[@rastasplash7334]

Dwarf Of Programming you realize that they are both half white right???

[@Jo-chilin]

Damn their costumes are really good quality, they must have had huge budgets lol

[@_xxdillydillyxx1_6]

Yoo that kind of language leads to wallet dysmorphia that's messed up

[@luna-kr3zc]

of course they have massive budgets feminism is very well funded

[@ozlemashimiyamoto1403]

well, when you steal from the British navy...

[@theearthmovertapes9714]

No those are just actual Pirates

[@sstanford1331]

@@luna-kr3zc 😂

[@christianlukis1675]

“We don’t say bootie less we’re talkin’ bout gold, we don’t look at chests less its treasure holds!!!”

[@beyhan4329]

We don’t look at cheats unless it’s treasure holds !!! Man that was genius !!!

[@ajeroneski7338]

Bars lmao

[@theisraelig5162]

Sounds to me like the virgin anthem.

[@c4stgump165]

"We quote whatever they say in the video and get lots of likes"

[@marianafernandez8731]

666th like

[@itsmejamesss]

2:09 the guy singing just makes this skit more epic

[@olliepubgmobile]

Swrs bro , that was fire🔥

[@kreich1990]

Will Sasso, he was on MadTV with Key and Peele and also played Curly in the 3 Stooges Movie from 2012.

[@twongolaxp4402]

Dead fucking asssss

[@JeromeProductions]

yup

[@mvk9418]

This was actually a pretty good song

[@movienight6437]

I looked for it. Didnt find the sauce I guess its original

[@timschuller1913]

Movie Night of course they made it up, guess there arent that many original shanties showing resprect to women

[@davidahlstrom588]

@@timschuller1913 well that person ptobably meant that this ong may have been a parody of a real song

[@peepthis6458]

@@movienight6437 The sauce? What's that??

[@Iugeer]

@@peepthis6458 it comes as a side my friend

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

Only Key and Peele would come up with a Feminist Pirate sketch LOL.

[@ReelNinja1]

Eli DEVITT & make it funny. I was skeptical of clicking on it at first...so glad I did. This is hilarious. Lol

[@polo619652]

Eli DEVITT I swear I thought the captain would ask if her pirate garb made her look robust and the crew would be like oh no no no.

[@sethk5396]

GameOfThrows Because that would totally fit the theme of the song?

[@polo619652]

Emma Kuhn Not about fitting the song, but more about expecting the unexpected.

[@davidmendez3899]

Eli DEVITT pretty sure it's been done before, but not a musical

[@mazzatti8046]

This pirate chantey is actully pretty addicting to hear XD

[@benbayford1756]

I know right.

[@krabbesaus82]

iam here still listening:)

[@JR-ku6nx]

I know I've listened to it 20 times

[@oddie4391]

Mazzatti XD

[@timdewit6088]

It's damn pleasing to the ear, but then I am a sucker for traditional Celtic-style music like this.

[@SoundsAndMore7766]

These guys have got to be one of the best comedy duos in history. Even when the skit misses a little, it is still usually done quite well.

[@javababa7269]

The guy who picked up the knife and then threw it into a guy was a pretty good singer

[@SlevinCCX]

Will Sasso

[@syafiq3090]

3 stooges?

[@TheMeriot1]

will saso from mad tv hes a skit legend

[@barnaclescum7011]

The best one

[@thealienhoe5663]

Trina Diamond SAME! I watch this un ironically

[@deadlyactive]

I'd say the captain's singing was a bit "flat", but that kind of language leads to body dysmorphia.

[@MikaHD]

Amazing🤣🤣🤣

[@anna8328]

Och spierdalaj durniu.

[@MLBlue30]

surprisingly thoughtful.

[@ozlemashimiyamoto1403]

honestly yeah..

[@laurenc.860]

CONSEQUENCES

[@omega5040]

the scariest part of the song from the start, is I bet you assumed the Captain was a man

[@tonyjohnson5669]

actually I didn't think about the captain. the same way I didn't think about the doctor. I just absorbed the information with no pictures. if someone were to have asked me however I would have said male after some thought.

[@titusorelius9458]

Didn't think of the Captain at all actually. I was focused on the pirates singing the song. And what is so "scary" exactly? Are you some kind of sheltered coward?

[@RorickSkyve]

Uh, are all of you People not getting that he is referencing a line from the chantey here? I mean, anyone who listened to the song could tell that he is referencing the last line of that dude's part who threw a knife into that other guy's chest.

[@k27ism]

(throws knife) i am so sor..... tttttttttt

[@manjikuu8195]

+gjaddajg not true there were to women that captained a very successful crew... and survived capture... though i think one died before she could give birth... >.> seem to remember something like that...

[@FranLevitzky]

Whoever wrote this sketch is a genius. The sad part is that you probably thought it was a man who did it.

[@MicrosoftPaintOfficial]

FranLuthier damm you got me.

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Googled it.

[@spencer9785]

Yes, I believe it was by 2 men. 2 genius men by the names of Key and Peele

[@xamurai00]

Punchline doesn't work when its pretty clear it was by two men.

[@billyhandleton6902]

No shit cause women aren’t funny. These two femboys would be gay if they weren’t rich enough for any girl to throw themselves at them for their money😂😂😂

[@hellenicboi14]

2:47 Posting without reading the rules.

[@movienight6437]

Lol

[@horvathbenedek3596]

You mean you're a tyrant who can't take dissenting opinions? Must be a """"""liberal"""""" thing.

[@movienight6437]

@@horvathbenedek3596 whot? He meant for reddit...

[@horvathbenedek3596]

@@movienight6437 Obviously he did. And that's my point - reddit mods are fascists, and he's glorifying their rampant favouritism.

[@ifuzegaming]

Horváth Benedek Ikr dumb libtards fuck wahmen

[@renegadewolf961]

Whoever did their costume make up... Great job!

[@jadenkorr3997]

The costume and make-up people of this show are truly amazing. Key & Peele's appearance in skits like this always blow me away.

[@babackd.6485]

The captain's entrance explains the lyrics 😂😂

[@blofeld2430]

And the fact that the final part doesn't rhyme with the previous ones.

[@DrGhoztz]

"There was a lady with a golden eye, The doctor said she would die, So she emptied her purse, To lift the curse And prayed to stay alive" *Why is it so catchy when he sings it?* freaking irish people

[@Ookamikage13]

Agreed. The way that part was sung was just amazing and so catchy!

[@itsjeron164]

Dr. Ghoztz that guy is will sasso the lemon vine guy and madtv cast

[@Burrgametate]

Dr. Ghoztz best part of the whole vid. he has a nice voice

[@saoirsespragg9001]

He's the Spanish teacher in modern family and he's just like a Canadian version of Cameron

[@bradenmiller4356]

And pray to stay alive is weird the way he says it

[@wherefancytakesme]

An hour?? Damn, that's one devoted man and one durable woman.

[@LordOfAllVikings]

Is that an unusually long amount of time? s'always been my favorite part. ;-)

[@aredub1847]

thats someone who played a woodwind instrument.

[@lightningchegg4823]

Vikingoverlord ?

[@discoskull]

You should stop smoking cigarettes and go for a walk every now and then.

[@lightningchegg4823]

discoskull ¿

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

2:07 that voice fuckin blew me away, hire that man for every musical

[@DaddyStarbuck]

His name is Will Sasso He was on MADTV with key and peele

[@willmac1880]

Yeah will sasso is hilarious

[@sleepinhaystacks]

Thats definity Will Sasso but that is definitely not his voice.

[@petersadowski2763]

His voice is the goat

[@unitdroid5158]

Holy hell mackerel what're you doing here lol?

[@Lily-mc5de]

"We don't say 'She' when we're talking about a ship." - I didn't realize this was a problem

[@jasperzanovich2504]

It really isn't but you should have noticed that the entire sketch is about overly PC pirates.

[@grahamlopez6202]

It's probably not, especially because it's a ship and doesnt have feelings to hurt

[@hinglemcringleberry2782]

Comparing women to objects I guess?

[@SugarDannyyu]

Yeah me2

[@Resters52_official]

@@hinglemcringleberry2782 well, I remember reading one of the reasons that ships are referred to as 'She' is because the ship protects its crew, and Women traditionally are protectors, basically the crew is leaving the trust of their lives in the hands of the ship, I feel like that would be more of a compliment saying that women are capable and sturdy.

[@zenethaziz2486]

Low key this is pretty fire

[@aljosap8445]

Not low key, the tune is crazy catchy if it only had more serious context.

[@josephwilliams9240]

Made your likes 150 💯😌

[@bbowers01]

Key & Peele predicted Sea Shanty TikTok

[@957543]

Low key be unacceptable otherwise

[@Darloss9508]

Low key no kap, and all that retarded language

[@soroij]

"We say yo ho, but we don't say ho, cuz ho is disrespectful, yo."

[@89TheAdam]

i like your name XD

[@JackyMan22]

Guys, I have breaking news... That captain whom I slept with is apparently a hermaphrodite. How do I know? well long story... I started to take off my clothes and she take hers and suddenly, she's got a penis. I RAN AWAY AS FAST AS I COULD but she ... she... she raped me. P____P

[@richardflores7731]

Sith Lord *Sips drink* That's hilarious.

[@ShortyLongstrokin]

There once was a bonny lass I knew Who'd lay in me bed for an hour or two. She'd sit in me chairs and break me wares And venture downstairs for a bowl of gruel. When introduced to me mum and pa, The very sight of her rubbed them raw, And she took her last breath when they mauled her to death Because we're a family of bears and she was Goldilocks.

[@RochelleLang]

HAW! You just won KZbin my friend!

[@SharBanning]

Shorty Longstrokin HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[@davidking6242]

That was impressive

[@TheNameCannotBeFound]

Shorty Longstrokin I don't get it and feel bad now. Could someone explain to me who Goldilocks is?

[@SharBanning]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6aUopuoabBonNU (now with real bears!)

[@YeunhacanimeBlogspot]

The Key's make up is priceless, didn't know he was there in the first time! OMG!

[@nikoswildcard1191]

"..she emptied her purse, to lift the curse.." I'm stunned by the beauty and deepness of that lyric.

[@derwini7404]

Lol it's not deep at all it just means "She payed for medicine"

[@samflynn97]

@@derwini7404 STD medicine... because doesn't want her man to get sick. So beautiful.

[@derwini7404]

@@samflynn97 you're reading too much into it haha.

[@theghostbanana2349]

It's a standard transaction. Money for health care. Not very deep lol

[@zombie-v9i]

It's not deep so shut the fuck up

[@ParanormalGI]

I dont know why but I really love this sketch

[@ParanormalGI]

jef Or maybe it is just because its a funny concept?

[@nexizimas4060]

Music

[@christianalmli9085]

Virgin alert.

[@ParanormalGI]

christian almli ???

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

Corie Gardner snow flake?

[@athentang4795]

The minor details, like a dude swaying drunk in the background, and the guys still shaking, is what makes this so enjoyable. It's like in the Harry Potter movies with the paintings

[@bumhunt9590]

Facts

[@mellyaskitsune]

at 2:16 you can see the pirate getting ready to get hit with the throwing knife and already holding one against his chest lol

[@TraceguyRune]

Ah thanks! 😂

[@uncle1886]

The costume, makeup, set, and production designers for this show are some of the best in the biz imo. So many different characters they play, and they look SO different in most sketches. So impressed lol

[@Anna_ep]

I really wish that Key & Peele could make even a short 30 minutes movie on their materials like this. So many good ones.

[@juliandavidhoffer2022]

Any more though and it would lose the comedic bit and probably become more preachy than anything.

[@Anna_ep]

@@juliandavidhoffer2022 Megan and Andre would have been great though as a movie. Hahaha.

[@ozlemashimiyamoto1403]

2:07 I really love how his voice flows with that accent... I love all of the voices... I genuinely listen to this sketch as a song... and I think they should make an actual song from it.

[@jeffrywharton7626]

I like how they just washed over him killing a man by just continuing the shanty!

[@quiet3455]

2:08.. that guy killed it

[@jack8162]

his name is will sasso

[@shanewhittier7438]

That’s Will Sasso and he’s a fuckin legend

[@jayvega1415]

The guy from three stooges??? Will sasso is a sketch comedy legend

[@shanewhittier7438]

jayvega like saying Mike Myers is the guy from the Love Guru

[@greetings702]

literally

[@dachanman8887]

I wish this was a full movie

[@RandyKillerOrtan1]

Bars and i'm not talking about gold.

[@deadcool8842]

Spit them bars

[@DBZHGWgamer]

Yo Mama Are you talking about weight lifting?

[@evanmonast5522]

DBZHGWgamer Wasn't funny.

[@312bigbeanburrito]

Evan Monast Actually it was

[@evanmonast5522]

No, it wasn't.

[@MG-wx8yx]

These things are so infectious, you watch one and you'll keep watching and watching and watching. And they seem to never end, it's like KZbin has full of them and only them.

[@siangchengpang772]

That Irish part at 2:08 that's honestly really fking good

[@garrykambimbi]

That's will sasso, he's the best at doing impressions. He's also funny af, you should check out his podcast with him Bryan callen and Chris d'elia

[@c4llmeifigetlost485]

kuke799 The lemon dude?

[@communityEsc]

Agreed.

[@hudsondavis8961]

Agree

[@j.jonahjameson990]

Yung Puffz23 yep

[@Nik_the_Prick]

To be honest, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CHANTEY I HAVE EVER HEARD IN ME LIFE!

[@jameslorman7589]

Meeeeee 2 ..... arrrrr

[@jim4671]

Ye Bad Man! I'll Make shanties Yes, SHANTIES Better than this When I'm Dreamin! Never i'll Say Ho!

[@Ironmike2233]

this chantey has shivered me timbers , and i'll keep the rest to meself while sailing to floridi !

[@AbdulRahman-or2hg]

Брат, ты с Катаямы?

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

The guy at 2:06 better be in a band. His part is definitely the best.

[@promotechs2540]

You mean Will Sasso? From MadTv

[@VilaToro64]

@Esphaeras Praestans the whole cast was extremely talented actors

[@realcomments]

I would love a full album of this genre of songs!!

[@ricksarazin1379]

Me too

[@jadadra3729]

And prayed to stay aliive. 2:07 to 2:25

[@happyduckling8401]

Jad Adra IKR I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THAT

[@crackythepirate416]

He's such a good singer

[@fattyjaybird7505]

Jad Adra the phasing of that line is freaking awwwesome!!!

[@Potbot19]

I love this guy's voice

[@StefWillemse]

I think it's Will Sasso :)

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

Was that guy new or something? They picked him up and didn't tell him the rules?

[@curtisstapleton7167]

Lol ..but it did show why they dont say ho ...😆😆😆😆

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

There’s always one guy that says fuck the rules

[@nguyenpham3593]

He probably thought it's just a song =))

[@alexanderberletic549]

Hey was about to talk about how he learned to respect her and change his life before he was murdered.

[@tycoongamer2416]

@@alexanderberletic549 😂

[@Cptjackjacky]

It took me so long to recognise Keegan in thsi video, damn somebody give the make up team a prize.

[@jamretro1336]

Really it's pretty obvious.😂😂.

[@Cptjackjacky]

Savage _Tv I had a very dense moment. Also a very sleepy moment. Watching in the early hours of the morning is never good for anyone.

[@jamretro1336]

Oh that makes sense.

[@Cptjackjacky]

I was still at least 15% dumbass at the time of posting the comment. Life's no fun if you're not at least 15% happy but dumb.

[@813lynch]

Jordan looks like Lil Wayne a good bit

[@smtasin6441]

If there is a heaven I would assume its an endless loop of new key and peele sketches and we all just laugh together looking at that big sky Tv.

[@Satan-nw4lv]

Damn, i tip my hat to the man who performs cunnilingus for an hour

[@akumaisreal2090]

I don't lol I love to perform it but damn that's just way too long.

[@littlenuggets6426]

Or so

[@moved.9378]

I don't understand women who need hours of sex and oral, 20 minutes of sex is too much for me because my vagina will get sore. Some women just have cast iron pots for vaginas i guess lol

[@cody4763]

Why thank you.

[@judgment5090]

The tongue is a muscle too, this means that is can be exercised to grow stronger. The question here is who would put in the effort so that the tongue can do such a thing for an hour?

[@Vandaleese]

the camera angles when zoomed in on the face, the costumes and makeup, the set, the pure comedy. key and peele outdid them self

[@CodeR3d911]

I'm sorry, but Peele's expressions are the best lol a very good actor and comedian.

[@MichaelBrown-rg8oi]

Key and Peele are oscar caliber actors I swer

[@darkaliebaba99]

Kakacarrot Cake what are you sorry for though?

[@limitassu9334]

Is it just me or does this feel like it needs to be on spotify

[@VoodooMansion]

3:17 Chains from Payday 2.

[@DwarvenStyle]

SOMEBODY FIX THAT DAMN DRIL

[@VoodooMansion]

DwarvenStyle Aww Shit, BULLDOZER!!

[@DarkysLPs]

NightEye Looked like he was in a pickle

[@SilverEvans]

NightEye Oh shit Shield!

[@mrbummble4570]

They shouldn't have taken his pastrami

[@edgydogma2480]

The guy who hit the guy with a knife's part is the best

[@zacksvoboda6050]

Will Sasso from Mad TV

[@pendingbadness7084]

Facts, and his voiceee

[@twongolaxp4402]

Agreed 100%!!!!

[@swordhunter12]

"But the scariest part of the story from the start... is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man!" Comedy gold

[@obviouslyso]

Played it in repeat on my phone for about 1000 times. Connected it to speakers and played it another thousand times. Just bloody enjoyable mate!!!

[@mondaybores1547]

"but the scariest part of the story from start is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man" "Women are doctors, too". ☠️☠️☠️ YOU GOT ME.

[@seanoborn692]

Pirates don’t care about race or gender

[@SonicPrototype]

Wow... Jordan REALLY nails that pirate persona... Like, wow...

[@dominicjherr]

"Women are doctors, too! But, for a fraction of doubloons!" LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[@casonscarce978]

False

[@Jebusmike3]

@@casonscarce978 Yeah I hope they were going for the ridiculousness of the statement to be funny. I thought it was funny, but then I thought....wait, this is 2020

[@bait5257]

Plz explain this line

[@dominicjherr]

@@bait5257 the gist of the line is that while women can hold the same positions as men, they are generally paid less. And, this is generally true...even in 2020.

[@bait5257]

@@dominicjherr ohk thank you for explaining

[@cr8zgamer]

at 2:18, you can see the guy that got stab setting up for the next scene lol

[@cooldude2251]

oh wow didn't notice that the first time.

[@stickyrubb]

He even has the knife ready on his chest lol

[@TechnologyFML]

omg I never noticed! lol

[@Seth-uo9pe]

lol he's even holding the knife

[@LegendsNeverDie]

wow what an eye!

[@lethalweeaboo2239]

Girls: I bet their pilaging freighters Pirates:

[@g4yktzgjx6]

But he did say... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... He did say biiiiiiitch.

[@labotamysausagedog]

I said....I said.... I said biiiiiiiitch

[@g4yktzgjx6]

But did you really say that?

[@obsidiansiriusblackheart]

g4yktzgjx6 maaaan I looked her straight in her optic NERVE and said it

[@darkaliebaba99]

Obsidian Sirius Blackheart so you said that straight to her face?

[@TieuDaoVuong]

Look around first !

[@Trent0123210]

I need this for Assassins Creed Black Flag

[@gtrman12887]

Funny. This clip made me replay the game lol.

[@DuniaTrollAnda]

The chantey that edward's crew need.

[@milkman5657]

Yes

[@nelycerdagarcia7958]

2:07 to 2:15 is the best part

[@Highminded12]

lmao it really is

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

really harmonized

[@carson2668]

nely cerda garcia ikr

[@ktran3239]

Does anyone know who that was or what type of music that was?

[@joshd.684]

Its Will Sasso

[@theprofessor2849]

That last dude actually did kill the song tho😂😂😂😂

[@A_Man_In_His_Van]

Draxx them sklounst, then fireboard them motherjammers.

[@lover142496897]

I knew I recognized the song 🤣🤣

[@bigoldinosaur]

The camera is so close to their faces that I feel like I can smell their breath. On the other hand they do make funny faces.

[@susieq360]

Reminiscent of Chris Elliot's Cabin Boy.

[@mustafabess7899]

this skit gives me chills man especially at 2:08 you guys did a fantastic job on this please make more vids like this

[@SpartanUruk]

Its her body and therefore her choice... the silence and stare of approval xD

[@IncogNegroGaming]

I always sing this WHOLE skit when I'm playing Sea of Thieves. My fellow crew never approves but who cares?

[@False_Primarch]

TankBromansky me to lol

[@solarpixel2099]

TankBromansky Lol why haven't I think of that? 😂 😂 😂

[@PISSED_]

How do you like the game, I’m unsure if I should get it

[@aarondeleon7483]

Bro same 😂

[@discardedtescotrolley868]

Yesssss

[@scotchrobbins]

The amount of people here who dug too deep and missed the comedy in savage pirates adopting progressive viewpoints is rather unfortunate.

[@nadiastephens5425]

Ikr

[@TLuu164]

+ScotchRobbins their progressive viewpoints came from fear of that lady in red :D

[@theclown999]

the real joke is that they appeared to adopt progressive views when in reality the captain was a savage woman

[@brocktherock4774]

True. Except the abortion one is not a progressive viewpoint though yo.

[@icefire1316]

But that aborting baby had me sad for the man

[@Eitans88]

that ending is so subtle. fucking gold man.

[@Swifeaf]

Subtle how?

[@Eitans88]

Tal well, Tal, they don't say it out loud, but you can understand just from their looks that they are not really feminist pirates, but are just terrorized into singing feminist songs. At the start you're led to belive they sing feminist song, and the joke is that pirates are usually very gross and talk dirty. But then, brilliantly, they flip that entirely, and you understand, which only some looks, that it's all because this woman is scaring the sexism out of them.

[@kyuubikira]

Interestingly enough many pirate crews had a lot more respect for women than you'd have given them credit for. Often pirate ships were ran with strict rules, for example, in Captain Bartholomew Robert's ship, The Fortune, there was no gambling, no smuggling girls into the dorm, no playing music on a Sunday and lights out at eight O'clock sharp in the evening. What's more: when it came to women aboard, the articles of Captain George Lowther, a famous pirate of his day, said "if at any time you meet with a prudent woman, that man that offers to meddle with her, without her consent, shall suffer present death." Nowadays pirates are just popularised to act and speak a certain way since that's how we think of them in books and films, but they were in fact quite the gentlemen a lot of them!

[@Eitans88]

Kyuu -bbles that's really amazing.! I didn't know that. thanks man

[@goldenknife3835]

Kyuu -bbles in fact they often treated them better than some of the marines at the time, as if the marines believed you did anything for a pirate, they'd occasionally burn your house down and lock you inside

[@EddieLowenheim]

This should 100% be turned into a movie.

[@gordonlekfors2708]

no. it should 100% be a skit and left as is without getting milked and padded.

[@renaissancedoot9919]

I won't lie. I assumed the doctor was a man.

[@DarkThunderism]

Wensten Choochill Statistically, you assumed correctly.

[@paulthoresen8241]

Would assume a particular gender if I said 'wedding planner'?

[@nothin9030]

Paul Thoresen yes

[@default179]

Assumptions are not thought crimes. What sex would you assume a babysitter is?

[@anonymoussecret5948]

attack helicopter

[@iTrollmau5]

There was a lady with a golden eye and the doctor said she would die so she emptied her purse to lift the curse and prayed to stay alive she awoke the very next day hand in her grave she lay but the scariest part of the story from the start is I bet you assume the doctor was a man. *Throws Knife at ally* ...I am so s.... bep bep bep

[@mattkim3931]

+TRYD4NT ...why'd you type this out lol

[@iTrollmau5]

cus its beast

[@alexvanicky319]

That’s actually my favorite part of the video

[@cnitevedi4832]

TRYD4NT i still dont get it..

[@dragoncelso7747]

that we assumed the doctor was a man not maybe perhaps a women or neither

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

This reminded of Assassin's Creed Black Flag. Aahh... good times 😏

[@chrisscott2009]

I'd love a mod were this was added to the shanties your crew sings 😂

[@akshooter7746]

Me too

[@zichithefox4781]

Leave Her Johnny Leaver Her?

[@babysully1791]

SAME omg my favourite Assassin's Creed

[@sadbucket233]

Do me johnny boker we'll all go on a jamborie do me johnny boker do

[@Sid-ot8dx]

i am happy i survived long enough to watch this

[@globalcritics9076]

Well thats a......Miss Fortune

[@easetheweeb]

no. fuck you.

[@nathanaddo5148]

Global Critic woooow

[@podled942]

Holy shit Captain Fortune

[@nathanaddo5148]

Someone nerf MF

[@aazaroth1421]

Dun dun - Tsssssssssss

[@mrhandy.hunter8716]

That one guy that did not get the memo 2:49 LOL!

[@Jasmyne444]

Darth Plagu3s LMBO IKR!! 😭🤣😭

[@leokeatonn]

IVE SEEN THIS THING ABOUR 30 TIMES RIGHT?! AND ONLY NOW HAVE I NOTICED THE MANS FACE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF 2:30

[@JosephLRutledge]

Thank you for that.

[@gracenicholle11]

Allan Zoomfig hahaha oh my goodness thanks for the additional laugh

[@ashishgurung1417]

😂😂😂😂

[@barnaclescum7011]

Not all heroes where capes

[@nikoswildcard1191]

Well if you liked that, then check the same person's reaction at 2:25. "..the doctor was a man!" 😅

[@Reddsoldier]

IIRC this is pretty on-point to how pirates acted. A lot more morality and rules than you'd think.

[@flatoutinsult1826]

Politically Correct Blackbeard

[@georgek.9394]

politically correct black blackbeard

[@44Womble]

Politically correct African-Americanbeard

[@Spetseify]

Politically Correct African-American's African-American Facial Hair

[@treyonay]

Spetseify Politically correct Descendants of African people facial hair follicles

[@osarubadiaru1713]

Isaac Schrum English pirate known as Edward Thatch, who operated around the West Indies and the eastern coast of Britain's North American colonies, and also avoids language or behavior that any particular group of people might feel is unkind or offensive Verbose meme

[@GoodAvatar]

Great! Just great! Now I want to watch a whole movie about these guys! How, on Earth, could this sketch have gotten any better? It's funny, the pirate chanty sounds both legit and respectful to pirate chanties, and the extras all make *actual* pirate movies look like pathetic wannabes. This is amazing.

[@movienight6437]

Pirates of the carbbian 1-3 Are good

[@dynawesome]

On par with or better than the Les Mis sketch

[@roamingperceptions1664]

@@movienight6437 Too true, too true

[@converge3111]

It isn't very historical though. Pirates weren't monarchies, they were democracies. If a captain overstepped their boundaries they would be thrown overboard or worse. That's why we only hear about famous captains who treated their crew to tea every now and then.

[@hugoclarke3284]

The singer she killed had clearly broken a rule punishable by death, understood to all the crew, so she had not overstepped any boundaries.

[@TunTheOfficial]

*Cause we Respek Wamen!*

[@rayeedrahman9193]

Whamen

[@micahmaggio6431]

Shut the fuck up

[@zichithefox4781]

I do one of those things.

[@thicboiaustin5400]

I made this have 1k likes it had 999 and I made it one k I'm happy now

[@nihomniko9328]

Respect only who Deserve Respect.

[@think2086]

This is like the new scene the Imagineers will add to the Pirates of Caribbean ride at Disneyland.

[@wargodanubis8074]

2:51 That one dude who always goes deeper into that sex topic to the point it's getting awkward whenever everyone was lightly joking about it.

[@finnigan5426]

Virgin

[@anthonythe5336]

1 thirsty Boi lol

[@Luegedis]

That would be me ✌🏻

[@overlordkias]

This should have more views. It is one of their best skits.

[@cajas89]

Will Sasso killing it like always. So good.

[@myang124]

why am i barely seeing this now. this is gold!!!

[@corykingley5307]

2:13 is the best part...

[@Bren9431]

yep

[@davidcamacho676]

+Bogus Dogus Loved it; kept rewinding xD

[@belzebul]

+Bogus Dogus My favourite part too. BTW the guy is Will Sasso, a comedy genius.

[@Damnhippies546]

+Bogus Dogus love your pic ya dingus

[@justframealtf4615]

+Bogus Dogus yes i literaly listened to this part for an hour or so

[@devinsmith890]

This is low key fire

[@Thewillmurrayyoutubechannel]

Big Boi indeed

[@xxAbcelxx]

The pirate lady is actually a librarian. Rebecca Romijn

[@sonofthg]

Wow you mean she's not a pirate?

[@iamtamashii4184]

Aka Mystique

[@jonahs92]

xxAbcelxx I thought that was her!

[@muntumunaf4446]

expect enlightenment no she was on a show called the librarians...

[@darwis1464]

Shes also vegan

[@SantanaOnDaBeat]

Thanksgiving 2020. Watched this 3 times in a row. High as sh!t, drunk af wit a stomach full of good eats. This is exactly what I needed, thank you youtube recommendations.