Best of Nathan's Security Guard - Nathan For You

Nothing can break security guard Simon Kellogg's focus, except for his crippling obsession with large breasts.
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About Nathan For You:
Nathan Fielder is a business advisor who implements strategies that no traditional consultant would dare attempt. Whether it's creating a coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks, inventing a poo-flavored yogurt or staging an elaborate video where a pig saves a goat, no idea is too daring. And while Nathan's efforts may not always succeed, they always have big results. This is Nathan For You.
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[@hockeyman1o1]

If only we had more detail into Simon’s morning routine. Kind of just rushes through it, right?

[@dirtycoffee8964]

Hilarious 😂 ❤️

[@bondisa7276]

Then the microwave sounded and I knew my hot pockets was done

[@potatoman4325]

@@bondisa7276 I laughed so hard at that line

[@upc.barcodes83]

@@bondisa7276 my trick is to take the first bite, open the sandwich a little bit then i blow in the inside.

[@mdrzn]

@@bondisa7276 Then I took it out!

[@philmstud2k]

I'd love to see Nathan on The Eric Andre Show. Unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

[@Perfectix]

nathan, eric andre, and t&e

[@frajoladellagato]

Have you ever seen them in the same room? 🤔

[@zachfuru1249]

The ultimate cross over

[@rodrigomarcondes5857]

They have very different styles, Nathan is dry and subdued, Eric is explosive and manic

[@jimbobbby]

Can you imagine

[@matthewbless3335]

"Today for breakfast I made a hot pocket sandwich because it tastes better than cereal," I mean, who *wouldn't* want a hundred episodes of this thing?

[@justinmott7186]

I was sold at that point

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

I dont want 100 episodes.... cuz I want 69 million!!!!

[@WattyMcfly]

PLEASE BRING THIS SHOW BACK! The world needs Nathan

[@Awesomesufff]

@@skyprescottfish9339 Nathan wanted to end it

[@nickl9317]

Can’t do it anyway. Too many people know him and it would have to be scripted

[@TechRevs00]

@@nickl9317 impractical jokers been going for like 10 years

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

@@TechRevs00 and they stopped being funny 10 years ago

[@TechRevs00]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 your wrong opinion has nothing to do with the point.

[@emilykilcran5535]

I died when trisha came out 😭😂😂😂😂

[@Adriannwho]

I was looking for this comment 😭

[@CCS565]

Emily the goth ghost

[@Jackplexico]

His eye contact was immaculate.

[@Alphoric]

@@WisconSinner4_4they’re probably just English we do that a lot, it’s literally part of our identity

[@blackbatpictures]

I SQUEALed

[@andresayabproject]

Comedy central or adult swim or anybody needs to give Simon a show that plays at like 3am. We havent even heard his night routine yet

[@lemon4087]

yeee! Also Id love for him to gog a bit more into his morning routine, feels like hes holding back some stuff............

[@professoroak445]

“and I knew my hot pockets was done” give him an Emmy

[@bm______]

man i really feel for simon, especially since im living with the same condition as him

[@slorlordjr.3024]

Autism?

[@gforce9596]

For me it's large bottoms as well.

[@capitalreckless5516]

Autism?

[@videoscota7399]

Low IQ?

[@jup5431]

The random Trisha Paytas Cameo at 4:54 is everything I didn’t know I needed

[@bobobandy9382]

I had to look up who that was and her wikipedia article is hilarious.

[@noodledude2171]

i was surprised...

[@BrendanCescon]

same haha

[@shaquille_0atmeal69_]

@@bobobandy9382 what’s funny about it? Lol i looked it up and it just describes what she does lol

[@bobobandy9382]

@@shaquille_0atmeal69_ I guess I could summarize it with "yuck."

[@TheGoodContent37]

Simón replying with "ok" randomly is the best editing bit ever! xD

[@ComicalRealm]

You may not like it, but these security guards are what peak male physical fitness looks like

[@cornjobb]

who doesn't like a bear?

[@katherenewedic8076]

So what. It's beside the point.

[@Solidsteakx]

@@katherenewedic8076 it’s the entire point.

[@Kevin_A]

Lol

[@ItsRequeVII]

obesity is peak masculine fitness? hot

[@spencergrobbins]

When Nathan asked him “You have an Elvis costume?” I died inside because I knew the next thing I was going to see was Simon in an Elvis costume.

[@gatorfantom]

“I’m sorry I’m gonna have to pass.” “And pass means?” “No.” “Right.”

[@vicjose]

This show was so ahead of It's time, I wish we had more.

[@tihollis]

It really fits this generations humor. I bet at the time people were just weirded out or confused

[@vickieg9176]

@@tihollis exactly

[@theonlyron]

Nathan has another show. It's called The Rehearsal.

[@skyty0]

"Thanks for coming out." "Ok." Best dialogue I've ever seen

[@montega.]

This guy is a 10 himself. Both physically and intellectually.

[@christianmagdaleno4610]

The morning routine bit is one of the funniest ideas on the entire show!

[@joschka4183]

seamlessly transitioning from present to past tense and back again

[@uhh_p]

100 gahahaha

[@Dankdalorde]

Brooooo

[@amarshall2896]

We’ve come a long way since this aired. I think the world is now ready for Simon Sees.

[@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond]

"i've been looking for this game for a long time. Have you got a saw? i wanna cut it in half." LOL

[@Dankdalorde]

Legit died

[@jonathanturkmusic]

Satire of the highest level. Wow what a weird genius Nathan is.

[@andrewbowden6982]

Satire?

[@mohamedaminekhadhraoui6417]

I don’t think this is satire dawg.

[@jonathanturkmusic]

@@mohamedaminekhadhraoui6417 satire is defined as the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Pretty sure Nathan’s work qualifies as satire dawg.

[@ryankidder]

Nathan and his security guard are both The best thing since sliced bread

[@dildonius]

Random Trisha Peytus (sp?) out of nowhere!

[@sixmanephonk]

🤣

[@claytonipepperoni9605]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed thought I was crazy

[@jam9676]

They were also in a Tim & Eric ep 😳

[@Browdeh]

6:56 the way his face lit up was amazing lol

[@kintsugi3160]

6:30 The coolest handshake ever!

[@darraghgallacher1874]

Somebody in production definitely told him to make himself look more like Paul blart

[@BikingVikingHH]

A simple Simon… that knows what he wants. I respect him.

[@TheEarlThePearl1]

Police officer: “your entire family was killed in a plane crash.” Simon: “ok.”

[@itube101a]

2:47 It's gotta be substantial " zoning out for few seconds "

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

The pure ridiculousness of Nathan is just genius beyond the quality of genius.

[@xxbrixx2049]

Saw this on Instagram because the guard was funny and did not expect to see Trisha Paytas at all 😂 She really has been in EVERY THING.

[@jackelewish1568]

Even Tim and Eric sketches.

[@evanswny]

Simon seems like a nice simple person

[@netiii]

3:42 Nathan trying to pull Simon's pants up 😭

[@azcardguy7825]

I would 100% watch a show about this dude just standing around checking chicks out all day long lol

[@williampoole1742]

That's how insane television networks are, I would watch that show in a heartbeat

[@anthonypizzulli7109]

“ok, i’m leaving now. this is what i’m stealing”

[@newthrash1221]

"i make a hot pocket sandwich cause it was better than eating cereal". Same.

[@wellhung6189]

We need to know simons nightly routine. What happens before going to sleep is just as important as when he wakes up

[@Jeremy_the_bot]

We know he fills up a glass of water and puts it on his nightstand for the next morning.

[@ja37452]

I dont know why but that scene of Nathan at 7:10 sitting in his chair emotionless just kills me

[@zach6101]

"Simon? Thanks so much for coming out." "Okay."

[@tumochilboshi8220]

6:56 Simon’s smile is cute aww

[@RKochel721]

"Hot pocket sandwich" genius😅

[@TheMrKlump]

They gotta be substantial.

[@zachariahshort6546]

Simon is just a man who knows what he wants outta life. Mad respect

[@jennifertorres-morales4505]

Someone needs to add 4:51 to Trish Payta's resume of shows they've been on

[@antoniojames9493]

That clothing store owner is a cutie.

[@Mo-mc3mw]

yes

[@AbduCola]

Her chest could be more substantial

[@MrJray1120]

Then the microwave sounded and I knew my Hot Pockets was done

[@seanohalloran7405]

This is meme gold my friends - GOLD. We need Nathan

[@TheColdestWater]

Security guard Nathan has big standards for the special promotion! 😅🤣

[@tamekabuckley2991]

At least he is being honest 😂

[@ricenoodlezbr1576]

Ok I died at 3:46 when he pulled his pants up

[@zbs8334]

Wrong time stamp

[@emeryweaver3796]

Now I see what show inspired Rick and Morty's interdimensional TV. This is the wildest shyt I've ever seen on TV and it's had me laughing in tears for years.

[@pun2023]

Rick and Morty could never do what Nathan For You did.

[@mjacksonisperfect]

Trisha pastas really pops up in every single thing on TV in the early late 00’s-2010s

[@hamburglr1]

Bro it's a hot pocket you don't add the word sandwich 😂

[@cottonkeef5633]

It says it on the packaging

[@hamburglr1]

@@cottonkeef5633 so weird

[@destroyerofsenses]

Bring the show back.

[@rinakiyama8899]

This is the only time that i laughed at the statement, "it's gotta be substantial."

[@yungtuna]

Bring this show back

[@Garrettdx1988]

Simon's Hot Pocket technique is impeccable

[@luis_de_mayo1616]

Simons such a regular guy LOL would love to have a beer with this guy he seems so genuine

[@asssm89]

Simon is a national hero

[@jari_428]

9:50 The insane call-forward now that the actor who played the main pirate in Captain Phillips had a role on The Curse

[@cdglade]

for real and the stealing from the store thing reminded me of the curse too

[@user-rd6vf7xk1x]

'i never really use it because the arcade is more comfortable...'

[@palimdragonmaster3k]

Bring the show back

[@netiii]

PLSSS TRISHA REALLY HAS TRIED OUT EVERY SHOW 😭 I wish I found out abt this show sooner

[@charliestokes4520]

The saw scene gets me every time

[@stan831]

Can we know what happened between Simon and Tricia that night? I mean Simon deserved some nice treat for holding up his cover in such a life or death situation

[@stretchandbend]

Trisha Paytas has a KZbin channel you should check out if you want to lose brain cells

[@exosvocals2526]

Trisha gave birth to her first born a few days ago and named her Malibu Barbie

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Simons daughter ❤️

[@pun2023]

Trisha Paytas is now the mother of the reincarnated Queen of England. She really has come a long way.

[@caoimheamberclancy2794]

“Thanks so much for coming out” “Ok”

[@Phatxam]

Why does the part of Simons morning routine is like something out of 600lbs life 🤣

[@BradleyG01]

i kinda feel bad for the dude. he really thought he was doing a reality show but people are just laughing at him. hopefully he was either in on it or tought it was funny too

[@frajoladellagato]

He’s an actor. He’ll be fine.

[@ernestoleitao8684]

happen 2 have a cordless reciprocating saw, fn awesome DD

[@dylanroberts6119]

I could only think of one thing while watching this just now…where has this show been my whole life and I have never lost track of 18 minutes in my life like this before….

[@griffinrochat6516]

That was great! ... ok... What a unit 😍

[@waedjradi]

I love Simon! lol

[@Icn_atitagain]

Top flight security of the world Craig🤣🤣🤣

[@davidcano5455]

Simon knows what he likes..

[@nikitagorkovets4336]

I didn't know there was anyone else in this industry who could act like Nathan.

[@Ren722]

We need Simon Sees on HBO Max :0

[@hizzy70]

No one is realer than simon

[@seanrimada8571]

The year is 2077, the day the bombs fell. This man, Kellogg -destroyed everything I ever loved and fought for. If only I knew you were a security guard, man now I know why you took the job for the Institute.

[@TaskerFilms]

"Thanks for coming out" "Okay"

[@BillyBob-dv1rd]

Thus show was awkwardly awesome

[@michellelemmink6487]

wait was that Trisha?!?!?!?

[@loremipsum3000]

yee

[@honeybadgerjay1724]

I loved when that guy asked for a saw, then when he's handed one he says weird

[@Alec_Reaper]

I love the first thing someone does when seeing a rare arcade game is to saw it in half to fit it in a car

[@idrisabdi1397]

This guy reminds me of the guy who acted in mentalist the series(Jane). the way he maintains eye contact

[@lathamrowe]

Guarding all the pies 🥧

[@zerolelouch22]

6:33 Nathan’s telling him to look at the camera hahaha

[@rizingzun]

Simon is a total creep 😂

[@ThePeanut999]

That's really too bad, I'd love to binge some Simon sees

[@patricksullivan869]

"thanks so much for coming out" "ok"

[@spokezman]

Nathan is hilarious!

[@taddy_mason4197]

Why does Nathan remind me of Tina Belcher?

[@paterson90]

Same, think it's the super dry delivery.

[@alexslim880]

He did play Tina Belcher's bf Jordan on Bob's Burgers in that episode The Land Ship.

[@Nonyabiz_25]

Trish?!?!?!!!!!! Lol 😂

[@cupslaflare]

7:10 story of my life .

[@papatoni8993]

Thanks for coming out. Okay.

[@chrisswaffield59]

Bro im dieing

[@Rodericken]

We have the same crippling obsession. :(

[@Bigmagana]

Simon seems like a solid dude

[@Willowcreek19]

Straight up rabbit hole haha

[@qoby]

Chet Hanks was great in this

[@kipkapper3014]

i couldnt stay in either of those coffins

[@dandean1351]

The v neck one is my fave 😅😅