A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other - Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache - Roast Battle

Joe List and Sarah Tollemache may be married, but that won’t stop them from tearing each other down in a roast battle. (Contains strong language.)
About Roast Battle:
Roast Battle pits two rising comics against each other in an all-out war before a panel of judges including Roastmaster General Jeff Ross. Childhood traumas may be dredged up, and painful divorces might be mocked, but these battles always end in a hug.
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[@Hunnalouu]

I tried doing something similar with my girlfriend but neither of us are comics & she ended up crying after my first joke

[@iamauriyone3035]

lmmfaooooo

[@bijoyxxx4267]

Hmmmmm...emotions

[@mayeenyusuf3966]

Ya ive been carrying a lot of comedian experiments too and kind of a bad idea....

[@DONNYLAI95]

LMAO

[@realestatebybike]

bahahaha!!

[@GreenLanternCorps2814]

That was 3 minutes of actual content with 5 minutes of commentary about the content. :/

[@c.a.t4607]

If we have advanced so far as a society... Why does it feel like we are going backwards than...

[@chuckdraper7776]

I'd love to see Anthony and Nikki roast each other.

[@MisssKayy]

I didn’t even notice Jesslenik at first. He was uncharacteristically quiet for this show.

[@simplenough]

That would be insane

[@C_mao]

She had three 'Jeffrey Ross level' zingers, and after Ross said 'Joe had as many groans as laughs'(and understandably so) She got in that last zinger. She was good, damn good!

[@14AspenDrive]

Starts at 2:51

[@Fitforacting]

@8:03 The only way to win is to lose when playing against your own wife

[@jonathannagel7427]

Maybe it’s the shirt; I had flashbacks to “The Female Jerry.”

[@honeymoonavenue97]

I love how Jeselnik is a judge.

[@queenlj1490]

Sarah Killed it 😂😂😂😂

[@frkzd]

“you BLEW him out of the competition” 😏 can’t believe they missed making a joke on that one

[@frkzd]

“you LAID the groundwork…” 😈

[@mrj.skunkwerx7634]

Make a copy of the video for the divorce attourney... alternative one for the marriage counselor 😂😂😂

[@sarahcotterswank4251]

It’s Anthony Jeselnik’s reactions for me 😂😂😂

[@MisterWileyOne]

Isn't this just a regular nightly conversation between couples?

[@wandiii9725]

"You destroyed him..the way i expect all women to destroy their husbands throughout their lives" Crowd: Woooooooh Me:............................................................wait what??

[@andrewlandes4037]

Joe and Sarah are great people! I've met them a couple of times and are so sweet in person, check out his new special "I HATE MYSELF" its here in youtube

[@SockMonkeyPal7]

He hurt his wife with that Nikki Glaser comment 😭

[@michaeldexterlipata2283]

Happy thank you

[@mrpicky1868]

they are so sweet

[@danwillwilliams155]

🤣😂Apartheid

[@Sumaa743]

so, she is African American now

[@CoreyGoldwaves]

Becoming less funny and more disgusting.

[@jetswade_rapbot]

The comments are funnier than their jokes lol

[@GabrielA-mw4in]

Degredation if ever there was evidence

[@Vyrkgrl]

He played it safe, he played it smart. He went for the long game with his relationship.

[@jamesbunda806]

K I still can’t keep my mouth shut. I’ll learn one day

[@potoker2296]

Yeah I agree, it's more tasteful for the husband to get burned with no retaliation. Imagine if he really went for it, everyone would have hated on him for burying his wife. Especially after the accredited jobs he was associated with, their set sounded virtually identical he could have helped write both.

[@ScottishPEACEguy]

Babies aren't born with teeth. That was my annoying part.

[@cf9844]

Still won't work out.

[@rugr82day]

@@ScottishPEACEguy , it's rare but every now and then a baby is born with 1 or 2. They are called natal teeth.

[@garagegorilla5x5]

Joe and Sarah walk in the house* Joe: So we fuckin killed it tonight huh babe Sarah: Do you really think I suck at comedy

[@father3dollarbill]

Joe: sleeps on sofa

[@green49285]

You KNOW that happened.

[@evilemetblack]

@@green49285 they're comics. Of course it did not happen.

[@green49285]

@@evilemetblack so you're the FUN one at a party, huh?

[@evilemetblack]

@@green49285 people who use the "bet you're fun at parties" are definitely not fun at parties, sowwy.

[@killersof10]

Good show. But drop the sound effects after every punchline. It's tacky. Just let the audience do their part

[@nobrainerneeded4229]

Check UK version of this show! This one is rubbish in comparison.

[@talalahmed9541]

nobrainerneeded which show?

[@Tombee2]

@chaz king y'all ever think British people just say that to stroke there egos like there is no better show but we got to keep the Americans thinking they ain't funny

[@diskid3644]

chaz king it’s called roast battle n it’s on comedy centrals uk KZbin pal, it’s levels ahead g

[@ryabryab4428]

Yea all the extras suck

[@dingomanz7]

2:15 Amy Adams reflection in a heroin spoon!!! Dude nailed it.

[@khalifaalmubarak.6372]

Chris Jennings what's his real name?

[@KevinElderFarts]

Heroin, not heroine.

[@Leinief]

It obviously should have been Anna Kendrick not Amy Adams.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

@@Leinief exactly

[@Isabel-hl1jy]

more like low budget anna kendrick?

[@shawnmcvey7789]

This shouldn't count as a roast battle, it's basically like you're at a hilarious couple's house for dinner and they're doing schtick while Jeff Ross eats in the corner.

[@evan8654]

Haha trueee

[@RasmusSUUR]

Sounds like Dinner Party from The Office

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

Save me a seat, I'll be right over!

[@james_greeny2180]

The drunk fat uncle

[@shaany78677]

Not even hilarious they're trying too hard

[@unattended129]

Host's "you may DISS the bride" was very underrated.

[@nooralshamlan9881]

It was brilliant

[@Erizou90]

That was the best joke in the whole clip

[@carmichaelk.5214]

@@Erizou90 you consider that a joke?

[@loribernardisunwell9663]

@@carmichaelk.5214 yes, because it was, troll

[@loribernardisunwell9663]

That "if you win you're a wife beater" was funny too...just jokes here people...

[@miltosapozante]

the jokes are fine but the sound effects are AGGRESSIVELY obnoxious.

[@yusufronco]

agreed

[@cmsmith1031]

Everything outside of the jokes is way too much.

[@Griffin-sr3ej]

The British version is way better

[@shaany78677]

The jokes are fine yeah but they don't belong on this show cos it's roast battles not joke battles

[@harvey4385]

It almost looks like an asian game show

[@whiplashchild7388]

Anybody who thinks that a husband can roast his wife and still sleep in the same bed with her is out of their mind. Joe did what he had to do.

[@portlandgoose4727]

you're both idiots if you actually believe that they slept in separate beds that night

[@Tkieron]

You DO realize that what you're describing is a very unhealthy relationship, right? Healthy couples don't dictate where a person can and cannot sleep. Also they are comedians who agreed to do this together. They knew what they were getting into. No he didn't sleep on the couch that night.

[@tomarnold7284]

@@Tkieron No, he slept in his car.

[@johnwatson8809]

Fax

[@snogfesthosebeast]

That's done D grade misogyny

[@mikethered4864]

She won for sure. His sound like he made them up right before coming on stage, she sounded like she'd been coming up with hers for years 😂

[@lslewis]

Yep..just like a woman...stewing for a while to be used later XD

[@ggundercover3681]

@@lslewis as a woman I take high offence at how funny and true this is. thank God I don't say half the shit I be thinking.

[@lslewis]

@@ggundercover3681 Haha, yeah we all could use that self-restraint

[@Lallana_Del_Rey]

She only won because Joe went easy on her lol

[@BobbyTMF]

they all have writers helping them :)

[@SeeWorldKevin]

I don't care if a joke fails when it has "opening her buttcheeks" in it.

[@Hellbunnyfelicia]

I'm sorry but he DOES look like John Oliver casted as Harry Potter

[@jeremyweems4916]

Looks like Steve from American Dad

[@kurtsudheim825]

He's basically hp if it were American

[@actorboy2]

Best joke of the whole thing was from the judge "Joe you went soft of her a little bit I think... Which I'm sure she's used to..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BangiranaAllan]

🤣🤣

[@tromboner6061]

How's that an insult. Like..it shows a person cares for the other during doing "it"

[@giancarlorodriguez964]

Soft as in erectile dysfunction.

[@zackdelarocha8]

I just found out about Joe List after finding out about Mark Normand a few months back. IMO he’s one of the greats right now.

[@Eoin_D]

He is one of the greats

[@rrrrrrr303]

Check out Chad Daniels!

[@zackdelarocha8]

@@rrrrrrr303 I knew about Chad from Your Moms House podcast, he’s great too!

[@valee4387]

joe: sarah used to be a stripper in queens crowd: can't tell if he's roasting her or bragging he married a stripper

[@stsk7]

That's disgusting. Theres no bragging about bagging a stripper

[@Corekidbeenybunny]

Skye Walker when you making a lot of money it is

[@Raptorman04]

lol what an uggo of a stripper

[@telaniianoai568]

@@stsk7 how so. I stripped for 3 years and I'm a male. Happened to love my job. So why would anyone be ashamed of something they want to do?

[@pjusino5]

​@@stsk7 tell that to a Marine from Camp Lejeune.

[@danielglassmeyer1381]

Having herpes and no chin will always be a losing combo.

[@robojimbo7039]

Sooo funny watching him dodge bullets and being smart. He loves her too much to go hard

[@c.a.t4607]

And that's what makes this look like a set up to get his wife some publicity.. Joe is funny and he definitely took it easy. The sound effects and the judges make it so terrible though. Let the audience do their part. If someone is funny it will come out through that, Instead they dropped sound effects for most of her jokes while Joe got nothing but 💩 on..

[@PapiAzul44]

Yep I certainly don’t believe someone had those noises ready for her jokes. There was no post production and this video came out LIVE. This was ALL REAL. 🤷‍♂️

[@larryjayhamilton6718]

Chemistry is insane between the two. They will last forever.

[@TheLZempir3]

It's not chemistry, it's biology. The Herpes keeps them from branching out.

[@JM_E46]

one of them aint lasting for more than 2 minutes 😂

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

TheLZempir3 it’s not chemistry, it’s not biology, it’s biochemistry.

[@mattholden2517]

Maybe it's Maybelline

[@tarico4436]

Would have been a tie, but her Chin joke carried her to victory.

[@eaqua56]

And that he choked and had a terrible racist joke.

[@abananainspace]

@@eaqua56 you're seeing racism where it wasn't intended

[@cb9018]

Which one of his jokes was racist?

[@davidc5820]

The "me too" joke was hilarious. But SHE fucking won

[@Kethra430]

Literally could make a whole show on this concept

[@doublefeature]

true but not all couples are comedians so prolly wouldn't hit the same.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

You literally cannot because there’s so few comedian couples

[@mastergwaha]

newly wed show?

[@snakyjones1216]

When she roasted him on herpes he lost

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@The following is wrong: 🤣🤣

[@mamamua4644]

My favorite roast on my husband was telling him “you’re the only one I’ve been with”……. “Everyone else was a 9 or a 10” 😏

[@vilecorrupt]

Sneaky

[@AnasA.Ansari]

And that is why he picked you from the streets for the streets.

[@borislav6561]

​@@AnasA.AnsariJesus, relax bro, learn to take a joke 🤣

[@AnasA.Ansari]

@@borislav6561 Since, you have learned you can not make difference between joke and reality. 😂

[@jakrispy3418]

When he introduced her as the "albino Wakandan" the closed captioning said, "inaudible" for wakandan🤣

[@beaubeaukitty5301]

Anti-couples counseling at Comedy Central were not self confident that we can fix all your relationship problems though were absolutely certain we can make it worse.

[@michaelfabian2401]

That Joe List, boy he's a good egg people I tell you what

[@steezycheezeyfries5930]

Fawwks YAH

[@mattgallo9805]

Sing it sister

[@Triptoons]

Tuesgays where yee at?

[@georgehornsby6882]

praise allah!

[@Mar10Rawmost1]

Pth! Ahh that was a good one

[@Woji52]

Mazel!

[@DushyantsCHANNEL]

Oooooooohweeeee

[@Brzbrngr]

over here ya queef

[@alasdairmacintyre9383]

This is sure to end in a therapy session

[@lord_walrus8611]

This was the therapy session

[@richiepurcell7893]

Alasdair Macintyre I’m sure Al heard all about it

[@kurtsudheim825]

Our you can see it as therapy

[@khristianpeel7165]

This is literally every married couple. And side note, no man should EVER think about winning this because your relarionship will NOT last

[@johnkreese4706]

It’s like playing 1v1 with your wife/gf……you def take it easy on her…..don’t smoke her

[@ayaanmehrotra9267]

simp lvl 999999999

[@inordirectional]

I hope Joe's self-esteem survives, good grief

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!

[@kyles2027]

Surf's up!

[@farischugthai5598]

And she didn't even flush!

[@yusufronco]

as a tuesgay I came here for ol joey. I did not know that Sarah was a talented comedian aswell. very nice work you two queefs.

[@hircineshunter5896]

"went soft on her" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@krisrhodes5180]

I like how he opened with a joke about how he's more successful, but the rest of the roast was her completely owning him. (To be fair, I think it's harder for a husband in this situation to go hard and come out looking funny and not just like a bully, even given the context of a roast.)

[@c.a.t4607]

They made sure to give her sound effects as well... Which kind of makes it seem even more fake and set-up..

[@TylerTheTiler]

I'm curious why you think it would be harder for the guy to not come out looking like a bully

[@krisrhodes5180]

Because a masculine presenting person being aggressive towards a feminine presenting person is generally more likely to be perceived by bystanders as unfair.

[@jeremiahdicho8422]

@@TylerTheTiler it's called reality.

[@themack22]

He bombed a joke…on purpose.

[@zero2imperial]

Bruh her jokes hurt MY feelings.. Poor dude 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@jameshilton1191]

They’re both winners. That was great.

[@symbally]

she killed him but, dang, everyone who spoke was gunning at this Joe fella. I really hope he can take it because that was nuclear!

[@getstew]

Wow! That Saudi prince is the most goddamn annoying thing I’ve ever seen. Way to break up some good comedy.

[@jzen1455]

Agreed. He's way too over-the-top and obnoxious.

[@alanhf]

"and his opponent/wife" Same thing.

[@jdubya7]

She wrecked him.. never say "women aren't funny".. women can be fkn hilarious.. but men for the most part have a better sense of humor bc all throughout history, men, especially ugly ones needed to be funny to get a woman.. women just have to look pretty to get our attn.. if she's funny, hey it's a plus

[@kevinhart8339]

The no kids joke doesn't hold up... congrats on the baby boy!

[@chrislio2655]

Holy shit. She had him from the start.

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Come on, he obviously took the fall and let her win, a true romantic.

[@lukess.s]

"Amy Adams' reflection in a heroin spoon" holy fuck

[@bunniemeows9633]

One day I hope too get a relationship like this so nice to see a real couple wow also kids are scary Instagram: bunniemeows2 Thanks 🙏 too all the females sliding into my dm”s

[@joetowers4804]

Not as scary as your writing skills.

[@merqury5]

If they need to go on stage to talk like this to each other they're not really married!

[@tristantriton8115]

Divorce rate will never exceed 50% in the US Comedy Central : Hold my roast.

[@nowyouseeme1023]

Divorce rate is well over 75% in the U.S.

[@BriannaTerese]

I fuckin love this lmao. They were brutal. 😂

[@andrewjohnson6716]

This is kind of a reflection on men and women in relationships. He kept pulling his punches and she kept going for the jugular. She definitely won.

[@bunnybro5977]

Yo,editor He intoduced her as the albino wakandan. Fix the captions

[@FakingANerve]

Talk about the healthiest, most secure relationship possible. This is fantastic!

[@afb8370]

Can someone explain me the Boston joke? Why are people from Boston picked on?

[@mohsinrizvi2331]

Joe tried to go hard but Sarah stole the show without trying that hard

[@PickassoEnt]

Pssshh no he didnt at all. He went super light. I wouldnt be surprised if he helped write her jokes 2 honestly. Im not even that much of a fan of his and she def is funny I'm just saying this was obviously a move to help her career. He fucking handed it 2 her on a silver platter. Hes had better jokes off the cuff every 5 mins on podcasts. You're telling me he couldn't write 1 about his wife? Pffftt.

[@stareye_1062]

@@PickassoEnt obviously, the guy is married to her, he's not gonna annihilate her. Jesus christ these people are so gullible lmao..

[@TBISYTC]

Bruh, this was rough.

[@rosiearts7199]

I need more of this. Couples doing standup together

[@delcodel6835]

Dude this is so great. I love Joe List and his wife seems just as cool.

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

Joe had that one joke that didnt hit. I did like that you are what u eat joke though. I've used it before lol.

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

@Timothy Newitt right lol.

[@JG-vv1db]

Oh, my...... 6:55-7:17 ..... So brutally awkward to witness their collective, silent interaction

[@Scoobay]

J G they’re both naturally brutally awkward. It’s a part of their charm.

[@ts4gv]

i'm glad society is moving past phony events like this. with a pointless host & prepped audience & and fancy camerawork and people trying too hard. the roast was fine but none of the extra production value made anything better.

[@BoboFattt]

I wish I could find a woman who loved me this much. You 2 are awesome

[@shlokgaur4030]

I love how some dummies here think she was better😂. It's called going easy people. We live in a world of double standards. If he tried even half as hard as her people would say he is abusive and wouldn't take as lightly as when she is doing it. 😂😂

[@nanogarcia2365]

Damn it Joe, you forgot to fart on the mic. That could’ve taken you to victory

[@lazy8473]

Bold words for a guy who's sleeping on the couch tonight.

[@sophiakiwie]

Couples roasting eachother needs to be a thing

[@c.a.t4607]

That's what divorce court is for ...

[@sen2672]

​@@c.a.t4607 😂🤣

[@antonleimbach648]

This is ruined by the hosts and the rest of the unnecessary commentators. It’s so corny and fake why bother. I love both comedians and they should roast this dumpster fire together.

[@dill6827]

that was hard to watch . thank god they mad it short , only like 5 mins long battle.

[@inBODwetrust13]

This was really poor. Are they both not funny or were they just massively holding back?

[@TaintsVidsInc]

Met this guy joe list in the bathroom at the comedy cellar.

[@ALF3Y]

He’s big in the NYC bathroom scene

[@icecreamassassin3006]

"I'll go first"... she totally missed the chance to immediately throw him off guard with a "oh you don't have to tell me, I know that every night"

[@christimms9485]

Outstanding stuff, I'm a big fan of both these.

[@cmmmmmmmw]

Joe is funny. This show is dumb.

[@luker4101]

My man had to make sure his marriage is intact

[@lowlowseesee]

exactly, looks off limits

[@p344y]

Joe could’ve eviscerated Sarah but he wants to stay married. Well played sir

[@benjameshowden]

Jeff Ross in that ending graphic looks like the world's oldest make-a-wish kid

[@mikechecks5994]

But who really won if Joe wrote all of Sarah’s jokes? This is roast battle inception!

[@rafirahman4883]

I don't know every time the woman wins in the show

[@unfazedreview3000]

No disrespect to her, but Joe could do way better now totally. Mean yes, but truthful thoughts.

[@shadowprince4482]

When she said ouch she could have said "wow that's something I've never said since we got together."

[@Savage_Da_BeasT]

honestly this is therapeutic.