Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.
@SportsBoss9993 жыл бұрын
Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.
@lamosos3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM3 жыл бұрын
Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.
@bubbastill20403 жыл бұрын
All that talent and tiddies too!
@stormdog91692 жыл бұрын
Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"
@alec1875 жыл бұрын
“Jeff is dressed like Prince... of Wales... the animal... your fat” freakin genius 😆😆
@ivonned325 жыл бұрын
Alec She is
@indy37495 жыл бұрын
*You're
@alwaysamysteryyes20215 жыл бұрын
A little robbery from Groucho...
@xilo30125 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysamysteryyes2021 what said groucho? He was a Genius.
@313dlo4 жыл бұрын
Indy exactly
@7rays4 жыл бұрын
“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!
@bucky902694 жыл бұрын
Ya that was a brilliant joke.
@maylee59283 жыл бұрын
FUUCCKKKKK LMFAOOOO
@maylee59283 жыл бұрын
Rob Lowes face when she said that
@bobbydellinger38323 жыл бұрын
@@maylee5928 @
@appreciatte3 жыл бұрын
The best joke of the skit.
@lionelyoung3437 Жыл бұрын
That oat meal cross over joke to Robert is comedy gold. 🤣
@BobRooney2907 ай бұрын
and she's so fluid with all the jokes. they all perfectly seam and are timed to perfection. and she's so hot.
@nazb335 ай бұрын
@@BobRooney290you got that right. 100%
@atcb57024 жыл бұрын
I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.
@P_Beard_59614 жыл бұрын
Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast
@atcb57024 жыл бұрын
Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho
@DruNature4 жыл бұрын
@@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD
@Cattycattycat4 жыл бұрын
Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent
@jimbojones82084 жыл бұрын
@@DruNature The couch part wasn't a "bit" That was pure comedy skill reaction. She saw it and grabbed it in the moment.
@torystiffler27224 жыл бұрын
"You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.
@sajaibrahim23824 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it may you explain please.
@louielanz4624 жыл бұрын
@@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials
@sajaibrahim23824 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@WZRDr4 жыл бұрын
Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.
@samuelzins50894 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely hilarious
@jetpesebre4 жыл бұрын
You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them
@zacharyjonnie60124 жыл бұрын
“Best roast moments” Shows her entire set
@DN..113 жыл бұрын
Not even the whole sets lmao
@meme23633 жыл бұрын
She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.
@meme23633 жыл бұрын
Martha can’t be flustered.
@meme23633 жыл бұрын
Your night nurse! I am ded
@joshhernandez2092 жыл бұрын
“I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀
@GaryHascher2 ай бұрын
8
@brookeww29194 жыл бұрын
Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.
@kaiasmith54044 жыл бұрын
It made me so happy
@BrianR.-nu1sr4 жыл бұрын
Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKjSeKV6lpqaaMU
@TheRealXoph4 жыл бұрын
It made me choke lol.
@blacknoir10244 жыл бұрын
Where is the part?
@brookeww29194 жыл бұрын
@@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09
@mr.notsocreative4 жыл бұрын
“Best roast moments” *Shows her entire set*
@curiously-cinnamon4 жыл бұрын
And the title still isn't clickbait
@mylovesongs24294 жыл бұрын
she is THAT funny!!!
@mahmamia51004 жыл бұрын
They're not wrong, though.
@beneyboo38003 жыл бұрын
She’s that good!
@curtisholsinger60233 жыл бұрын
That's it, that's the joke
@nostalgiakid1003 жыл бұрын
Love how Rob Lowe brought in Ann Coulter as a human shield.
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
I swear they must've done it because an official roast of Ann Coulter would've been a total disaster (I mean, good luck finding even ONE person who's funny AND actually likes her), but bringing her on as part of the dais ensured that everyone would be focused on shredding her to pieces. Pretty smart strategy.
@cyrannodb3 жыл бұрын
She was only there to promote her book. I wouldn't be surprised if the credits included "promotional consideration provided by" her publisher.
@alexas52603 жыл бұрын
@@mahmamia5100 if she'd be black it would have been considered hate speech. Funny enough I didn't know who she is, I still don't I just know the name, but I don't like her after that roast.
@bryantdelzer54043 жыл бұрын
@@mahmamia5100 the casino after he
@shuzzbot3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean brought her in. She has to also agree to be on the show and she is well aware of the hate people have for her.
@ethangormong75062 жыл бұрын
Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that
@21sashalee4 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO
@smitty73264 жыл бұрын
I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.
@naveenbhandari60954 жыл бұрын
@@smitty7326 same here. It hurts
@Ray2311us4 жыл бұрын
I still don’t get it
@smitty73264 жыл бұрын
@@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth
@bababooiey83474 жыл бұрын
LOL Trailer Swift
@McGarry9984 жыл бұрын
“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@aaronburratwood.69574 жыл бұрын
Declan Mcgarry I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.
@gioblu4 жыл бұрын
😯💀🤣
@bryant494 жыл бұрын
Yeah she meant that shit
@christinaedwards81784 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@powertuber4.0684 жыл бұрын
Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu93723 жыл бұрын
"And without führer ado, Ann Coulter." Dead. 💀
@v1nc3nz0003 жыл бұрын
Totally underrated
@901stinababy3 жыл бұрын
That was an awesome one
@marlonagostini86332 жыл бұрын
"Twelve if you count mein kampf"😂
@b3_b32 жыл бұрын
I totally missed that one.. probably because I‘m German & the pronunciation was kinda off. lol
@Boyso54077 ай бұрын
“Without Fuhrer ado” was such a great line.
@theshadow92384 жыл бұрын
She threw heat at everyone else She threw boiling lava at Ann Coulter
@qeggert28283 жыл бұрын
Not pete
@neillscott41923 жыл бұрын
That's because Ann was the easiest target. A conservative in a room full of liberals. Same thing happen to Adam Carola at the Baldwin roast.
@_Glamor3 жыл бұрын
@@neillscott4192 It's one thing to be a conservative, but it's another thing to be Ann Coulter. She's like beyond conservative. The insane shit she says, she's basically like Tomi Lahren's mom.
@neillscott41923 жыл бұрын
@@_Glamor I agree for the most part. However, Tomi Lahren was just playing a part. She turned feminist real quick when her man dumped her. Now, that their back together, she's all anti feminist
@_Glamor3 жыл бұрын
@@neillscott4192 Playing a part or not, she's still said some pretty crazy shit, too. Which only proves she's also crazy cause she can't pick a lane
@ohhShinxx4 жыл бұрын
“We’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide I think it’s time we lose some okays” Just such, SUCH a good joke. Levels to that.
@kingpm90723 жыл бұрын
That was probably one I didn’t get pls someone help me
@scottcurrie39593 жыл бұрын
@@kingpm9072 She was referring the fact that Kevin Pollack was not a great actor, which he definitely is, but was only "OK"
@lamosos3 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the lead up a lot more.
@adrianonline693 жыл бұрын
@@kingpm9072 Robin Williams was a great but this guy is just an OK ....
@jrdnruiz23 жыл бұрын
Absolutely not. Suicide is never okay. Neither is her holocaust jokes. Nikki and Jeff go a little overboard sometimes
@chickenclips5 жыл бұрын
when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.
@tonygunk26744 жыл бұрын
Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.
@hiro64064 жыл бұрын
Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂
@jeffwatts11267 ай бұрын
Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears
@desireesrensen27757 ай бұрын
She absolutely killed it
@BoatyMsBoatface5 ай бұрын
@@desireesrensen2775 yep, 💯
@sonnydortmund15134 жыл бұрын
“You sleepy Potato” That might be honestly the best description ever.
@shittyshow3 жыл бұрын
Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect! and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."
@thisismagacountry13182 жыл бұрын
Dom's a standup Legend. He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.
@brentbeardsley6552 жыл бұрын
Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.
@MPHswayze7 ай бұрын
Dom got the worst of it 😂
@quimbycub12165 жыл бұрын
Anne Coulter did NOT realize what she was signing up for this.
@kondinator5 жыл бұрын
Apparently she is so far from being a human being she thinks shaking is the same as laughing.
@resmarted5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you like to think she doesn't know what she's doing.
@llongone25 жыл бұрын
She eviscerated Anne, mercilessly. I loved every second of it.
@chrislair68325 жыл бұрын
Her dumbass probably did go in there thinking it would be a little easier than it was lol. Glazer hit her harder than everyone on the Deus by far
@haydenh30155 жыл бұрын
Anyone stupid enough to buy her book is already too far gone to care about what a comedian says about her so I guess she figured the money was worth it
@SportsBoss9993 жыл бұрын
"Don't break the couch." A true comedian that can come up with a quick one-liner. Loved it.
@leae37502 жыл бұрын
Idgi
@simplenough2 жыл бұрын
@@leae3750 How do you not get it? He was crawling over the couch
@philobetto5106 Жыл бұрын
Nikki is always smokin' hot! and razor-sharp! I know the only reason she hasn't risen to world greatness is, she didn't marry me
@hardlockvevo4302 Жыл бұрын
i mean it was a very obvious joke anyone could have come up with it
@markdaniels7174 Жыл бұрын
Her in-the-moment joke about DeNiro and oatmeal: “your night nurse is warming it up backstage, it’ll be ready during the break.”
@havmercy2349 Жыл бұрын
Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣
@dshiznit1485 жыл бұрын
i like how they all have to act like they're not offended
@tom23j5 жыл бұрын
I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol
@reptiliancow5 жыл бұрын
Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun
@SkyreeXScalabar5 жыл бұрын
@@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt
@friendly_italian49285 жыл бұрын
Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg
@AlisterTate5 жыл бұрын
I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.
@andrewcantor-wagner20564 жыл бұрын
Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter
@BrianR.-nu1sr4 жыл бұрын
That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKjSeKV6lpqaaMU Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.
@SJamesGill884 жыл бұрын
I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.
@jaymartini4 жыл бұрын
Coulter seemed to be trembling
@gorplsnaps29203 жыл бұрын
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"
@ninalou46293 жыл бұрын
You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃
@inlpwetrust5 жыл бұрын
She mastered the art of bait and switch.
@BbGun-lw5vi5 жыл бұрын
inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.
@ll22405 жыл бұрын
She can master my bait.
@MichaelAngelo-5 жыл бұрын
L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter
@Tydeestein5 жыл бұрын
Do you need lube when you bait and switch?
@AV-zh6tq5 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife
@lavenderblood4390 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier
@N1ghtblade5 ай бұрын
She doesn’t look respectful at all tf💀
@granite27285 ай бұрын
She handled Bruce Willis perfectly and deniro
@skat11403 ай бұрын
In 20 years, that joke wont work. No one will know who Casey Anthony is. It will be: _google search..._ "Oh..."
@tomdickerson49512 ай бұрын
cultured?
@robg31795 жыл бұрын
"A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a very talented musician, because he isn't." It's like, the simplest insult, but the way she delivers it is absolutely perfect.
@nestoreldemente89834 жыл бұрын
Iq of 3000 albert
@ThrashAnDash3 жыл бұрын
“You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂
@jackiesomoza58425t3 жыл бұрын
Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!
@wartyrant86273 жыл бұрын
@@jackiesomoza58425t And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊
@jeffreyyewell65402 жыл бұрын
Truth
@ginnion.77592 жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh every time!
@KingHo1236 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@franzferdinand173 жыл бұрын
Her bit about jewels teeth and spice girls, is probably my favorite roast quote of all time! It’s simple but hilarious. And jewel took it like a champ! I love jewel by the way
@kingayy92673 жыл бұрын
I loved how she didn't stop smiling with her teeth showing (except for the brief moment she covered them), despite the jokes. Her confidence is admirable!
@bwlewis19643 жыл бұрын
Trailer Swift
@Fissa43 жыл бұрын
I don't know her but her laugh is so adorable
@theaveragemegaguy3 жыл бұрын
@@Fissa4 sexiest laugh ever fr
@kushagarsharma47833 жыл бұрын
Jewel is attractive af tbh
@jasminelykins5269 Жыл бұрын
When Cybill says “I wish that wasn’t true” I lose it 😭😭
@mohammed960115 ай бұрын
She said I wish that was true
@HellstothenawАй бұрын
@@mohammed96011 She said “wasn’t”.
@zues77064 жыл бұрын
Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.
@Despondencymusic4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@bigworm21294 жыл бұрын
Her giggle was adorable
@ryanmcyuh4 жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣
@Lenise-xx1uk4 жыл бұрын
@Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )
@akowrath504 жыл бұрын
Always have a crush on her
@en62782 жыл бұрын
love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!
@jv-lk7bc Жыл бұрын
'I don't feel right about this"
@ballparkjebusite7 ай бұрын
“I don’t know any of these people “
@minibixxxАй бұрын
Yeah she breaks the 4th wall and brings some relief at the perfect moments with those lines
@shoorveersingh5 жыл бұрын
What she did to Ann Coulter wasn't a roast, it was a witch burning.
@TheRealXoph5 жыл бұрын
This is gold dust!!!
@allensmith.aaffect.16265 жыл бұрын
It was hack af. Calling a conservative a nazi. Wow. Such cutting material. I am a fan of nikki as well, it just seemed like extremely low hanging fruit. She could have been more creative.
@melodyhaviland93935 жыл бұрын
oooooooo
@allensmith.aaffect.16265 жыл бұрын
@@nadlax5920 rat? 😂 thank you.
@REE_III5 жыл бұрын
@@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Great..you can write her material next time.
@linnyw34232 жыл бұрын
“Here’s your salad, sir.” I’m dead 😂😂😂
@skat11403 ай бұрын
It's because Jeff Ross would only consume fattening, high-caloric food. Thus, he would never order a salad, nor have a waiter serving him a salad. It is a fat joke.
@Callmelucky5 жыл бұрын
“Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me
@amberparker98835 жыл бұрын
SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!
@NOOKnookCROOK5 жыл бұрын
K lucky
@jameseno325 жыл бұрын
Yes, brutal
@larrysmith26385 жыл бұрын
@Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.
@moisesgil39395 жыл бұрын
And probably true
@ZalmanKrause4 жыл бұрын
That printer joke with Blake griffin was wow 😂😂😂
@travisandrews39094 жыл бұрын
Yes it was very funny lmao 🤣
@sidgamehacker3 жыл бұрын
Ayyy .. I love your song what was it all for man💚
@SportsBoss9993 жыл бұрын
Maybe the best 1-liner in roast history.
@mztweety13743 жыл бұрын
Blake let it go you deep-fried carrot we all know you’re going bald
@cjsadman37503 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@itz-juaan-pr20974 жыл бұрын
“Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink” 😂💀
@dailyyoutuber45634 жыл бұрын
Seriously, he looks like a white guy
@Ru77ian4 жыл бұрын
@@dailyyoutuber4563 wait he isn’t black? i thought the joke was he’s actually white lmao
@dailyyoutuber45634 жыл бұрын
@@Ru77ian He is mixed but identify as black
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
We've had Mariah Carey for 30 years and people still get tripped up over a mixed person, c'mon.
@SportsBoss9993 жыл бұрын
THAT was one of the funniest jokes in Roast history, and I've seen them all.
@depressedchargersfan80617 ай бұрын
Who’s here after the Brady Roast?
@sydoneyseaton22557 ай бұрын
Definitely
@genedavidson58197 ай бұрын
🙋♂️
@lindseyitamoto7 ай бұрын
She's incredible! 🤩 So funny, Nikki deserves her flowers
@IVANMONSTER697 ай бұрын
The gronk one the best.😂
@TyWerks7 ай бұрын
🖐🏿
@PlaceStillMatters5 жыл бұрын
Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
@thomasrainbow5 жыл бұрын
Truly frightening.
@isaiah89885 жыл бұрын
You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait
@monkadelic135 жыл бұрын
you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.
@OmarStar8035 жыл бұрын
Serious what kinda drugs is she on?
@forrealforreal87234 жыл бұрын
She looked like a demon
@JasonNation725 жыл бұрын
"Jewel is here, or as I call her Trailer Swift" I'm crying laughing!
@gludwig5 жыл бұрын
I don't remember if I've EVER heard a funnier burn. That was fantastic.
@loualbino55365 жыл бұрын
Jewel is fucking beautiful.
@Fthisappihateutube5 жыл бұрын
Jewel is way more attractive. Not to mention I've actually heard of Jewel. Who the hell is nikki glaser?
@adamspielholz42005 жыл бұрын
@@Fthisappihateutube are you seriously getting mad at a comedian making a joke?
@jribolla5 жыл бұрын
I think Jewel is a solid singer and a solid person but that joke was hilarious. A roast is no place for sensitive people, Jewel and everyone else on that stage knew what they were getting into.
@amjnyc794 жыл бұрын
I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.
@Kepchok3184 жыл бұрын
İ prefer her back end
@FrancisTheWalnut4 жыл бұрын
@Eddy Jin oi I care
@FrancisTheWalnut4 жыл бұрын
@Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.
@biggiewhite4 жыл бұрын
lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool
@Lexor8884 жыл бұрын
To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.
@physicsbutawesome Жыл бұрын
That "Trailer Swift" line is legendary...
@NiFeGetsTubey4 жыл бұрын
"Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol
@studiojason80494 жыл бұрын
She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him
@ndiogouniang834 жыл бұрын
actually a lot of people might not get that one
@grapenutz11374 жыл бұрын
@@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.
@laylay99664 жыл бұрын
Hez still hot tho
@minibixxxАй бұрын
11:05 the follow up was perfect too 😂
@FBG-Romulus4 жыл бұрын
“we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”
@JohnnySplendid5 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to bad mouth you since God already did" lmao
@thomasrainbow5 жыл бұрын
How good is she? Such killer and sharp jokes.
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea4 жыл бұрын
That was so brutal 🤣😭
@mattwellito1458 Жыл бұрын
Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.
@infntnub Жыл бұрын
I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.
@abn_tx Жыл бұрын
@@infntnub They're definitely not.
@dhavalsolani1111 Жыл бұрын
Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.
@jv-lk7bc Жыл бұрын
@@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.
@MossMan420693 жыл бұрын
Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit
@christianurena5103 жыл бұрын
LOVE this comment! I’m cackling
@armandoramirez72683 жыл бұрын
This comment is fucking poetry 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ahmaddihsann77243 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhhahahahahahahahaha
@morganagrave3 жыл бұрын
Terrifying
@tebampamonyane98183 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeromeseibert5 жыл бұрын
I'm almost 100% sure that oatmeal joke was improv after seeing his face. Genius!
@alvaro7619915 жыл бұрын
was thinking exactly the same!
@jeromeseibert5 жыл бұрын
OMG... twins!
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea4 жыл бұрын
She managed to pull another one on Robert 🤣
@acerothstein47554 жыл бұрын
Jerry Seibert you mean ad libbed
@nickgillis74814 жыл бұрын
That had to be the funniest one
@johnguthrie57764 жыл бұрын
“What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
"I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter." I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
@🐝 Bee Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family. But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.
@vleaky34302 жыл бұрын
"Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@stephengavin22084 жыл бұрын
This woman was a complete savage. Talk about leaving your feelings at home.
@1SavageMiss3 жыл бұрын
She's fkn brilliant!! Absolute savage indeed!
@noneya12383 жыл бұрын
Didnt laugh once.
@ruthiesylvester41653 жыл бұрын
@@noneya1238 wow, you're soooo not like other girls
@noneya12383 жыл бұрын
@@ruthiesylvester4165 How?
@Aria-qm1ux3 жыл бұрын
@@noneya1238 HAHAHHA. She asked how
@stonebone3163 жыл бұрын
"No Jeff, no. Don't break the couch" this shit was so underrated.
@jorischkovich3 жыл бұрын
this part shows she's also funny of the cuff. really amazing
@stonebone3163 жыл бұрын
@@jorischkovich agreed. Shes fantastic.
@deliciapascall11094 жыл бұрын
she delivers her roasts with such grace I’m crying😂
@cherisseneverson46977 ай бұрын
“I’m sorry, I don’t feel right about any of this.” 😂😂😂
@willienelsongonzalez46094 жыл бұрын
“Trailer Swift” ..... brilliant! Anne Coulter roasting was just epic!
@FDR_progressive_liberal2 ай бұрын
"And now without Fuhrer ado." How appropriate. What was Coulter even doing there?
@kungfusansu5 жыл бұрын
Apparently Nikki Glaser's Best Roast Moments are just all her roast moments...
@QuixoticCowboy5 жыл бұрын
and this is surprising how?
@jessbelen14925 жыл бұрын
Duh
@marzellholbrook61305 жыл бұрын
And that's the point
@emilyslaton21004 жыл бұрын
Except about suicide... that was a little far. But the rest was genius and had me cracking up lol
@jf28014 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@knownuniverse935 жыл бұрын
she handed ann coulter a death sentence with those comments 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrbigstump635 жыл бұрын
KnownUniverse she was not happy!
@Wynter_Heat5 жыл бұрын
seriously!!! gahhhh damn!!!
@Figs35 жыл бұрын
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave."
@dickymcbutts75855 жыл бұрын
@@Figs3 SOOOO BRUTAL LMAO
@DMRJ535 жыл бұрын
And Coulter just sat there with that dumb smile
@MakuraZalis Жыл бұрын
Her timing is wild. Her delivery is pin point and on the fricking nose
@numcrun3 жыл бұрын
Nikki: “I've never been so sure that four people have buried a hooker together” Alec: *licks lips nervously*
@pm61273 жыл бұрын
Can u explain what happened?
@esconyc01012 жыл бұрын
This is in the top 3 burns on this montage, lolololol
@TheArtInterviews2 жыл бұрын
thought the same thing lol it probably brought him back some dark memories
@vleaky34302 жыл бұрын
What was it all about?
@chico70172 жыл бұрын
@@vleaky3430 there’s plenty of situations where a group of men kick it with a girl and something goes wrong and they have to bury a body 😂 it’s a plot in tv shows and comedy sketches
@edwardbautista1464 жыл бұрын
It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s
@ohgeereadmore4 жыл бұрын
I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha
@innertubez4 жыл бұрын
Martha will shank you if you cross her
@suzawilo4 жыл бұрын
@@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄
@rickbrenner60794 жыл бұрын
@@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)
@HarryGoldbergTV5 жыл бұрын
Ann Coulter looks so uncomfortable up there lmao
@billgatesleavingyamomshous81775 жыл бұрын
Harry GoldbergTV Like a catholic priest at a Boy Scout meeting
@epsilon35695 жыл бұрын
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 More like a live hog at a barbecue, tbh. She knows what's coming, and she is not happy, but also knows she can't escape.
@chrisbarr13595 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is she is more PRO-ISREAL than most Dems. The Hiltler jokes had no basis.
@Beardymanlol5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisbarr1359 Palestine doesn't have a fraction of the equity that Israel does. Of course Coulter supports Israel
@Amir-mq4jy5 жыл бұрын
She literally SHAKING, wtf haha
@elijahmackR902 жыл бұрын
She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho
@dreadbull50394 жыл бұрын
I love when the jokes hit a little close to home and the person is straining to laugh
@Markleadguitar3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Amy Schumer hitting Steve-O with the Dunn joke, he didn't like that at all
@DenSvartaStjarnan2 жыл бұрын
@@Markleadguitar It was only weeks after he had died, if I recall.
@nicklevesque96634 жыл бұрын
"Peyton you're like the tom brady of being in comercails." I could laugh at that over and over.
@dancrane38074 жыл бұрын
Love that!
@jd-yo2is4 жыл бұрын
I thought you butchered that word but you really just missed on m, makes it look weird as fuck tho
@jd-yo2is4 жыл бұрын
Nick Levesque never mind you switched the a and i as well
@abdullahsaeed75425 жыл бұрын
"Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink" That was the best joke.
@bric90335 жыл бұрын
It was so good 😂😂💀
@PrMCP5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@skyluke94765 жыл бұрын
Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though
@bengully50765 жыл бұрын
Great but no best.
@thomasrainbow5 жыл бұрын
I loved that one. So on point.
@peytonschmidt1116 Жыл бұрын
Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast
@VisionPoet4 жыл бұрын
The Jimmy A. Carr joke was brilliant. The setup and delivery was so on point 😂
@Root_1804 жыл бұрын
Yeah, even Jimmy himself was surprised, he was like she roasted both of us in one line
@willcousin45494 жыл бұрын
@@Root_180 And that says something because Jimmy is a pro roaster!!!
@jamal_khan4 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius that one
@jankyjargon4 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”
@demetrisloukas85863 жыл бұрын
He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me
@orideaa3 жыл бұрын
Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!
@battle-techs3 жыл бұрын
His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.
@ozanakyldz30913 жыл бұрын
@@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing
@iguardsecurity23303 жыл бұрын
@@orideaa yeah me too.
@shazilish4 жыл бұрын
She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her
@TheJStale4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?
@sylvesteruchia52634 жыл бұрын
Yo Anne got roggered
@anthonyzullo4 жыл бұрын
"the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!
@Rapsha1004 жыл бұрын
she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing. I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt: "I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."
@loganfields1592 жыл бұрын
How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.
@dontexroddy501218 күн бұрын
😂 I think I read a comment that said he should do second one.
@Spigliobibberton5 жыл бұрын
Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea4 жыл бұрын
Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣
@flickanrimsky4 жыл бұрын
I almost cried :D
@Ray2311us4 жыл бұрын
Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do
@grapenutz11374 жыл бұрын
My nuts felt roasted a few times.
@sundiegoshine29223 жыл бұрын
“Oh Robert just got excited when I said oatmeal.” Haha oh my gosh 🤣
@mikalabrucker75945 жыл бұрын
I love how Alec couldn't even believe what was coming out of her mouth 😂😂
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
But he told her she is funny. Credit where credit is due. Comics have always pushed the envelope but this was just mean.
@billbangz2 жыл бұрын
That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣
@fearsome13762 жыл бұрын
The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.
@BrianScully-s9c8 ай бұрын
I find it rather whiny and annoying
@ivynjoki5 жыл бұрын
_“Tonight Jeff is dressed as Prince. The Prince. Of whales. The animal. You’re fat.”_ This woman is genius!
@jays-move88035 жыл бұрын
I know!!! I love that one!! I died.
@kheatthr18925 жыл бұрын
I thought she meant the prince of Wales 🙄😂
@3spressoShot4 жыл бұрын
@@kheatthr1892 she did... she went from prince the singer, to the prince of wales. the the prince of whales (the animal).. to making to obvious but funny statement that shes calling him fat. its like she slowly broke it down and then was like too clever ill just let him know hes fat.... its was actually really good imo.
@williamcreager64344 жыл бұрын
@@killingspencer6416 oh you poor little incel, can't handle that a woman is funny so you spew your hatred of her on every single post that's complementing her...
@erick49234 жыл бұрын
@@killingspencer6416 she's fucking hilarious and literally one of the only funny female comedians. Give respect where respect is due.
@MegaJustGeorge3 жыл бұрын
"Ann has written eleven books, twelve if you count 'Mein Kampf'." - that was dead center on target!
@morganghetti3 жыл бұрын
How so?
@dannyj82643 жыл бұрын
Actually it makes no sense.
@chanaoconnell3 жыл бұрын
@@dannyj8264 it made sense and funny
@markjones71093 жыл бұрын
@@chanaoconnell How?
@carczar1233 жыл бұрын
@@dannyj8264 i agree i think she’s very funny but that joke seemed kinda lazy to me cause it makes no sense
@brendanxtrom2 жыл бұрын
While I have a soft spot for the Norm roast brilliance and the Andy Samberg weirdness this is by far the best roast material I’ve ever watched. Just unbelievable material.
@marissajensen4 жыл бұрын
The key is that she doesn’t just go for surface level-she finds the worst things about each person and just points them out. She lets their own actions toast themselves, which is always more humiliating.
@beaztelitefitness40324 жыл бұрын
“Isn’t your seamen oatmeal at this point??....Oh Robert got excited when I said oatmeal he started salivating” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂
@anthonyparadiso1a4 жыл бұрын
Oatmeal is clumpy, I get the comparison to Alec's semen, but why would Robert De Niro get turned on by oatmeal?
@sweetm4ngo4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyparadiso1a its a food easy to eat so older people eat it a lot she means he's hungrily salivating not turned on
@lucidbarrier4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyparadiso1a You don't get turned on by cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal? You haven't lived my friend
@Stach234 жыл бұрын
Laughed the whole time, but the oatmeal brought tears. Fantastic.
@shannonw57564 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest joke in my opinion 😂
@Cordy7125 жыл бұрын
Is Ann Coulter like, shaking? She looks like she's shaking.
@shritejchavan62225 жыл бұрын
Yes, I think she couldn't take it.
@basketvector73115 жыл бұрын
I dont think it's because she's mad. She's like a skinny nervous chihuahua
@warlockthankless53235 жыл бұрын
That's always her demeanor. She always trembles as she speaks..... or breathes
@allenwatson77345 жыл бұрын
Probably just nervous and out of her element being at a roast. Imagine you make your weekly circuit on the talking head shows and fight to get your sound bites in and then next thing you know you have to actually perform jokes in front of a huge crowd, knowing damn well you're also going to be torn to shreds by ACTUAL comedians who do this shit for a living... most people would be silly to not be terrified.
@SheWhoWalksWithLucifer5 жыл бұрын
Oh it's just the DTs she's fine
@G_Demolished7 ай бұрын
Calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials was savage.
@raymondsabee4 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to another episode of “Where quarantine has led me today”
@joeseabreeze4 жыл бұрын
same here ;)
@captionhere194 жыл бұрын
Same
@lesslyrocks4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@DF-vr3km4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@shashankrao62024 жыл бұрын
True story 🥂
@christopheryou4 жыл бұрын
Omg her dark humor is perfect for roasting! Some of her best shit I’ve seen so far
@TheJStale4 жыл бұрын
Strange... Hitler said the same exact thing about the Jews. 😉 *DARK COMEDY*
@glendalegurl884 жыл бұрын
When Alec Baldwin is straight up impressed with how badly you can burn people haha
@ameliajijo4 жыл бұрын
Right?
@TheSwitchBit4 жыл бұрын
No kidding. He straight up cheered
@VENGEFULHEXX4 жыл бұрын
His reactions made those jokes hit so much harder. Especially the Deniro rips lmao.
@numcrun3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSwitchBit “You are fucken funny. Holy shit!” to be exact.
@danijacob41192 жыл бұрын
She went in on Ann 😂😂😂
@isaacmurphy39105 жыл бұрын
“Your daughters must be so proud of their father... Ashton Kutcher” I’m dying 😂
@halimmimo25555 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that one
@isaacmurphy39105 жыл бұрын
Halim Mimo Bruce Willis’ ex-wife Demi Moore whom he had 3 children with went on to marry Ashton Kutcher. Niki was implying that Ashton Kutcher was fucking Demi while Bruce was still married to her lmao
@edlesahne79454 жыл бұрын
@@isaacmurphy3910 brutal 😂😂
@quimbycub12164 жыл бұрын
The Wrecked Shin I thought it was leaving off “step-“ part; but that’s brutal. Especially since he was, like 12.
@Handleisnotavailable13 жыл бұрын
One thing is to make the audience laugh but, she shocks them and makes them scream! I could never get tired of watching her.
@carlfield1065 Жыл бұрын
She should marry Theo Von 🎆
@mechaelalapuaho2265 жыл бұрын
Dang she was roasting people that weren’t even on stage LOL
@irenelopez38294 жыл бұрын
Mechaela Lapuaho I LOVE HER
@mahmamia510020 күн бұрын
Ireland catching strays out in the audience.
@bsherder7 ай бұрын
When i watched the Netflix roast of Tom Brady i was really looking forward to her roasting people and she did not disappoint. I think she had some of the best roasts of the show.
@TheMurrmursonbottle5 жыл бұрын
She absolutely destroyed Caitlyn Jenner
@x3a3x35 жыл бұрын
TheMurrmursonbottle - look for Nikki on joe Rogan’s podcast. She said she had even more vicious jokes but Jenner’s people said she would walk out of the stage if anyone touched her off-limits subjects...
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
Saying she doesn't support her sons was such a low blow.
@studiojason80494 жыл бұрын
Easy target!
4 жыл бұрын
@@MeTreesndirt He, that's Bruce Jenner and not a woman named Katelyn.
@skat11403 ай бұрын
@@x3a3x3 Uh, now I want to know what would be "off limits"?
@coreymiller73174 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't tell if Anne is being a sport or quietly seething with rage, she has the same smile plastered on for every burn.
@mahmamia51003 жыл бұрын
She bitched about the roast afterward (like she bitches about EVERYTHING ELSE), so three guesses.
@lamosos3 жыл бұрын
If you really can't tell, there is something really wrong with you.
@MatthewCleere3 жыл бұрын
She was mustering all of the power of the dark side to keep herself from bursting into tears bro. As soon as the dark side of the force leaves her body, she will crumble into pieces and blow away with the wind.
@SLCtica3 жыл бұрын
I want to believe it’s the latter.
@LeanMan823 жыл бұрын
definitely seething rage
@JR_Cargile4 жыл бұрын
"Even Casey Anthony knows the location of her own daughter" I'm HOLLERINGG
@JumeckRafeal4 жыл бұрын
Jon Ross That one killed me.
@swyxTV4 жыл бұрын
context for those who dont know?
@portlandgoose47274 жыл бұрын
@@swyxTV Casey Anthony is infamous in the United States for murdering her baby daughter. For a long time the police were unable to find the body (hence the joke of "even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter".) It was an extremely dark joke (IMO probably the darkest of this whole video), hence the crowd's reaction. Nikki is a straight up savage Sidenote: i think they eventually found the daughters skeletal remains.
@343guiltyreflex2 жыл бұрын
Nikki is hands down the best roaster they have today
@skylermccloud6230 Жыл бұрын
Either her or Jimmy carr
@lalthantluangakhawlhring71745 жыл бұрын
She's savage and also her delivery is so great
@TheLadyDelirium5 жыл бұрын
I've not got a clue what your username says but I'm digging it
@lalthantluangakhawlhring71745 жыл бұрын
@@TheLadyDelirium that's my name lol
@TheLadyDelirium5 жыл бұрын
@@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 It's a lovely name. I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to pronounce it, though I'm sure with Scottish accent it wouldn't sound right. 😅 What county are you from? 😊
@lalthantluangakhawlhring71745 жыл бұрын
@@TheLadyDelirium I'm from India. Might sound different from the normal Indians u know.. but I'm from the North East. 😊
@TheLadyDelirium5 жыл бұрын
@@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 That's interesting. I find it so interesting finding out about other cultures, especially when they're different to my own. I hope you have a good day. 😊
@mattstyles5 жыл бұрын
The joke about the Baldwin’s burying a hooker together seems eerily accurate 😂😂
@sinatra30214 жыл бұрын
I don't usually laugh out loud when I watch anything on KZbin, but that one got me :D
@rufus20694 жыл бұрын
His reaction tho!! Like he had to remind himself “They don’t know! And they have no body and no evidence!”
@larrytipton28684 жыл бұрын
Very Bad Things, the movie.
@5ledan4 жыл бұрын
That one made me laugh the most. Just seems so spot on
@RafaelNelvam4 жыл бұрын
"Jeff you look like if Popeye only ate Popeye's" even Jeff got offended at how genius that was
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
That was a lighter one.
@RafaelNelvam4 жыл бұрын
@@MeTreesndirt yeah but the play on words was the best part
@lanceturley77454 жыл бұрын
You know Jeff's thinking "Damn, I wish I had thought of that!"
@bunnyears21Ай бұрын
3:01 "the only person you'll ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave" this is CRAZYYYYYYY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂