Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments

Nikki Glaser unleashes on her fellow dais members at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Rob Lowe and Alec Baldwin.
Subscribe to Comedy Central: / @comedycentral
Watch more Comedy Central: / comedycentral
Watch more from the Roast of Alec Baldwin: www.cc.com/show...
Follow Comedy Central:
Twitter: / comedycentral
Facebook: / comedycentral
Instagram: / comedycentral
#NikkiGlaser

[@jetpesebre]

You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them

[@zacharyjonnie6012]

“Best roast moments” Shows her entire set

[@DN..11]

Not even the whole sets lmao

[@meme2363]

She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.

[@meme2363]

Martha can’t be flustered.

[@meme2363]

Your night nurse! I am ded

[@torystiffler2722]

"You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.

[@sajaibrahim2382]

I didn't get it may you explain please.

[@louielanz462]

@@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials

[@sajaibrahim2382]

Thanks!

[@WZRDr]

Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.

[@samuelzins5089]

That was absolutely hilarious

[@7rays]

“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!

[@bucky90269]

Ya that was a brilliant joke.

[@maylee5928]

FUUCCKKKKK LMFAOOOO

[@maylee5928]

Rob Lowes face when she said that

[@bobbydellinger3832]

@@maylee5928 @

[@appreciatte]

The best joke of the skit.

[@joshhernandez209]

“I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀

[@McGarry998]

“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Declan Mcgarry I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.

[@gioblu]

😯💀🤣

[@bryant49]

Yeah she meant that shit

[@christinaedwards8178]

Hilarious

[@powertuber4.068]

Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.

[@chickenclips]

when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good

[@ShaeNik]

So true 😂😂😂

[@Warmfireandtea]

Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.

[@tonygunk2674]

Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.

[@hiro6406]

Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂

[@21sashalee]

"I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO

[@smitty7326]

I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.

[@naveenbhandari6095]

@@smitty7326 same here. It hurts

[@Ray2311us]

I still don’t get it

[@smitty7326]

@@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth

[@bababooiey8347]

LOL Trailer Swift

[@en6278]

love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!

[@jv-lk7bc]

'I don't feel right about this"

[@ballparkjebusite]

“I don’t know any of these people “

[@Hemzees]

Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.

[@SportsBoss999]

Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.

[@lamosos]

Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.

[@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM]

Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.

[@bubbastill2040]

All that talent and tiddies too!

[@stormdog9169]

Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"

[@dshiznit148]

i like how they all have to act like they're not offended

[@tom23j]

I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol

[@reptiliancow]

Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun

[@SkyreeXScalabar]

@@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt

[@friendly_italian4928]

Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg

[@AlisterTate]

I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.

[@ThrashAnDash]

“You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂

[@jackiesomoza58425t]

Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!

[@wartyrant8627]

@@jackiesomoza58425t And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊

[@jeffreyyewell6540]

Truth

[@ginnion.7759]

It makes me laugh every time!

[@KingHo123]

😂😂😂😂

[@ethangormong7506]

Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that

[@sonnydortmund1513]

“You sleepy Potato” That might be honestly the best description ever.

[@shittyshow]

Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect! and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.

[@mahmamia5100]

I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."

[@thisismagacountry1318]

Dom's a standup Legend. He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.

[@brentbeardsley655]

Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.

[@MPHswayze]

Dom got the worst of it 😂

[@inlpwetrust]

She mastered the art of bait and switch.

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.

[@ll2240]

She can master my bait.

[@MichaelAngelo-]

L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter

[@Tydeestein]

Do you need lube when you bait and switch?

[@AV-zh6tq]

@@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife

[@brookeww2919]

Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.

[@kaiasmith5404]

It made me so happy

[@BrianR.-nu1sr]

Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKjSeKV6lpqaaMU

[@TheRealXoph]

It made me choke lol.

[@blacknoir1024]

Where is the part?

[@brookeww2919]

@@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09

[@fearsome1376]

The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.

[@BrianScully-s9c]

I find it rather whiny and annoying

[@andrewcantor-wagner2056]

Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter

[@BrianR.-nu1sr]

That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKjSeKV6lpqaaMU Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.

[@SJamesGill88]

I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.

[@jaymartini]

Coulter seemed to be trembling

[@gorplsnaps2920]

"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"

[@ninalou4629]

You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃

[@PlaceStillMatters]

Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@thomasrainbow]

Truly frightening.

[@isaiah8988]

You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait

[@monkadelic13]

you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.

[@OmarStar803]

Serious what kinda drugs is she on?

[@forrealforreal8723]

She looked like a demon

[@zues7706]

Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.

[@Despondencymusic]

Indeed

[@bigworm2129]

Her giggle was adorable

[@ryanmcyuh]

Facts 🤣

[@Lenise-xx1uk]

@Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )

[@akowrath50]

Always have a crush on her

[@depressedchargersfan8061]

Who’s here after the Brady Roast?

[@sydoneyseaton2255]

Definitely

[@genedavidson5819]

🙋‍♂️

[@lindseyitamoto]

She's incredible! 🤩 So funny, Nikki deserves her flowers

[@IVANMONSTER69]

The gronk one the best.😂

[@TyWerks]

🖐🏿

[@SportsBoss999]

"Don't break the couch." A true comedian that can come up with a quick one-liner. Loved it.

[@leae3750]

Idgi

[@simplenough]

@@leae3750 How do you not get it? He was crawling over the couch

[@philobetto5106]

Nikki is always smokin' hot! and razor-sharp! I know the only reason she hasn't risen to world greatness is, she didn't marry me

[@hardlockvevo4302]

i mean it was a very obvious joke anyone could have come up with it

[@markdaniels7174]

Her in-the-moment joke about DeNiro and oatmeal: “your night nurse is warming it up backstage, it’ll be ready during the break.”

[@edwardbautista146]

It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂

[@Warmfireandtea]

Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s

[@ohgeereadmore]

I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha

[@innertubez]

Martha will shank you if you cross her

[@suzawilo]

@@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄

[@rickbrenner6079]

@@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)

[@Callmelucky]

“Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me

[@amberparker9883]

SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!

[@NOOKnookCROOK]

K lucky

[@jameseno32]

Yes, brutal

[@larrysmith2638]

@Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.

[@moisesgil3939]

And probably true

[@jeffwatts1126]

Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears

[@desireesrensen2775]

She absolutely killed it

[@BoatyMsBoatface]

@@desireesrensen2775 yep, 💯

[@MossMan42069]

Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit

[@christianurena510]

LOVE this comment! I’m cackling

[@armandoramirez7268]

This comment is fucking poetry 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmaddihsann7724]

Hahahahhhahahahahahahahaha

[@morganagrave]

Terrifying

[@tebampamonyane9818]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atcb5702]

I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.

[@P_Beard_5961]

Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast

[@atcb5702]

Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho

[@DruNature]

@@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD

[@gbeach85]

You mean like literally all of them? Idiot.

[@Cattycattycat]

Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent

[@amjnyc79]

I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.

[@vaskolsfc]

İ prefer her back end

[@FrancisTheWalnut]

@Eddy Jin oi I care

[@FrancisTheWalnut]

@Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.

[@biggiewhite]

lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool

[@Lexor888]

To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.

[@havmercy2349]

Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@franzferdinand17]

Her bit about jewels teeth and spice girls, is probably my favorite roast quote of all time! It’s simple but hilarious. And jewel took it like a champ! I love jewel by the way

[@kingayy9267]

I loved how she didn't stop smiling with her teeth showing (except for the brief moment she covered them), despite the jokes. Her confidence is admirable!

[@bwlewis1964]

Trailer Swift

[@Fissa4]

I don't know her but her laugh is so adorable

[@theaveragemegaguy]

@@Fissa4 sexiest laugh ever fr

[@kushagarsharma4783]

Jewel is attractive af tbh

[@Spigliobibberton]

Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣

[@flickanrimsky]

I almost cried :D

[@Ray2311us]

Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do

[@grapenutz1137]

My nuts felt roasted a few times.

[@NiFeGetsTubey]

"Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol

[@studiojason8049]

She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him

[@ndiogouniang83]

actually a lot of people might not get that one

[@grapenutz1137]

@@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.

[@laylay9966]

Hez still hot tho

[@lavenderblood4390]

The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier

[@N1ghtblade]

She doesn’t look respectful at all tf💀

[@granite2728]

She handled Bruce Willis perfectly and deniro

[@skat1140]

In 20 years, that joke wont work. No one will know who Casey Anthony is. It will be: _google search..._ "Oh..."

[@FBG-Romulus]

“we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”

[@johnguthrie5776]

“What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mahmamia5100]

"I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter." I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.

[@bilenlove]

@@mahmamia5100 what’s that one about? She doesn’t know where her daughters are?

[@mahmamia5100]

@@bilenlove Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family. But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.

[@bilenlove]

@@mahmamia5100 Oh my goodness!! Thank you for explanation!

[@cherisseneverson4697]

“I’m sorry, I don’t feel right about any of this.” 😂😂😂

[@shazilish]

She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her

[@TheJStale]

Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?

[@sylvesteruchia5263]

Yo Anne got roggered

[@anthonyzullo]

"the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!

[@Rapsha100]

she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.

[@mahmamia5100]

The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing. I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt: "I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."

[@jankyjargon]

My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”

[@demetrisloukas8586]

He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me

[@orideaa]

Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!

[@battle-techs]

His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.

[@ozanakyldz3091]

@@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing

[@iguardsecurity2330]

@@orideaa yeah me too.

[@jeromeseibert]

I'm almost 100% sure that oatmeal joke was improv after seeing his face. Genius!

[@alvaro761991]

was thinking exactly the same!

[@jeromeseibert]

OMG... twins!

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

She managed to pull another one on Robert 🤣

[@acerothstein4755]

Jerry Seibert you mean ad libbed

[@nickgillis7481]

That had to be the funniest one

[@vleaky3430]

"Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mikalabrucker7594]

I love how Alec couldn't even believe what was coming out of her mouth 😂😂

[@Warmfireandtea]

But he told her she is funny. Credit where credit is due. Comics have always pushed the envelope but this was just mean.

[@abdullahsaeed7542]

"Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink" That was the best joke.

[@bric9033]

It was so good 😂😂💀

[@PrMCP]

Yes

[@skyluke9476]

Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though

[@bengully5076]

Great but no best.

[@thomasrainbow]

I loved that one. So on point.

[@loganfields159]

How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.

[@raymondsabee]

Welcome back to another episode of “Where quarantine has led me today”

[@joeseabreeze]

same here ;)

[@captionhere19]

Same

[@lesslyrocks]

Same.

[@DF-vr3km]

lmao

[@shashankrao6202]

True story 🥂

[@beaztelitefitness4032]

“Isn’t your seamen oatmeal at this point??....Oh Robert got excited when I said oatmeal he started salivating” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂

[@anthonyparadiso1a]

Oatmeal is clumpy, I get the comparison to Alec's semen, but why would Robert De Niro get turned on by oatmeal?

[@sweetm4ngo]

@@anthonyparadiso1a its a food easy to eat so older people eat it a lot she means he's hungrily salivating not turned on

[@lucidbarrier]

@@anthonyparadiso1a You don't get turned on by cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal? You haven't lived my friend

[@Stach23]

Laughed the whole time, but the oatmeal brought tears. Fantastic.

[@shannonw5756]

That was the funniest joke in my opinion 😂

[@mattquinlan1048]

Oof, the Ann Coulter stuff wasn't even jokes, just Nikki's time to take out all of her hatred towards her. I loved it.

[@buffalo1d]

The only problem is the one telling the jokes actually lives like what she attacked her for.

[@stevedonahue7956]

ann coulter is life and love

[@semmtexx]

I mean it was wack but ok.

[@jesusherbertchrist3304]

Ann was QUAKING😬😂

[@mattquinlan1048]

Lol a lot of Russian instigators on KZbin the last few days. Most of these Pro-Ann comments are in worst English that I have ever seen. I mean regardless of how you feel about her you can tell that she is not taking these jokes well. Being ridiculed is what you sign up for when you choose to be part of a roast; regardless of whether you are the main subject or not. So if nothing else, I dislike her because she is clearly a poor sport about the whole thing.

[@mattwellito1458]

Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.

[@infntnub]

I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.

[@abn_tx]

@@infntnub They're definitely not.

[@dhavalsolani1111]

Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.

[@MegaJustGeorge]

"Ann has written eleven books, twelve if you count 'Mein Kampf'." - that was dead center on target!

[@morganghetti]

How so?

[@dannyj8264]

Actually it makes no sense.

[@chanaoconnell]

@@dannyj8264 it made sense and funny

[@markjones7109]

@@chanaoconnell How?

[@carczar123]

@@dannyj8264 i agree i think she’s very funny but that joke seemed kinda lazy to me cause it makes no sense

[@willienelsongonzalez4609]

“Trailer Swift” ..... brilliant! Anne Coulter roasting was just epic!

[@G_Demolished]

Calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials was savage.

[@marissajensen]

The key is that she doesn’t just go for surface level-she finds the worst things about each person and just points them out. She lets their own actions toast themselves, which is always more humiliating.

[@billbangz]

That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣

[@ivynjoki]

_“Tonight Jeff is dressed as Prince. The Prince. Of whales. The animal. You’re fat.”_ This woman is genius!

[@jays-move8803]

I know!!! I love that one!! I died.

[@kheatthr1892]

I thought she meant the prince of Wales 🙄😂

[@3spressoShot]

@@kheatthr1892 she did... she went from prince the singer, to the prince of wales. the the prince of whales (the animal).. to making to obvious but funny statement that shes calling him fat. its like she slowly broke it down and then was like too clever ill just let him know hes fat.... its was actually really good imo.

[@williamcreager6434]

@@killingspencer6416 oh you poor little incel, can't handle that a woman is funny so you spew your hatred of her on every single post that's complementing her...

[@erick4923]

@@killingspencer6416 she's fucking hilarious and literally one of the only funny female comedians. Give respect where respect is due.

[@akshataharish2431]

Alec Baldwin was genuinely impressed by her.

[@Cordy712]

Is Ann Coulter like, shaking? She looks like she's shaking.

[@shritejchavan6222]

Yes, I think she couldn't take it.

[@basketvector7311]

I dont think it's because she's mad. She's like a skinny nervous chihuahua

[@warlockthankless5323]

That's always her demeanor. She always trembles as she speaks..... or breathes

[@allenwatson7734]

Probably just nervous and out of her element being at a roast. Imagine you make your weekly circuit on the talking head shows and fight to get your sound bites in and then next thing you know you have to actually perform jokes in front of a huge crowd, knowing damn well you're also going to be torn to shreds by ACTUAL comedians who do this shit for a living... most people would be silly to not be terrified.

[@SheWhoWalksWithLucifer]

Oh it's just the DTs she's fine

[@mattstyles]

The joke about the Baldwin’s burying a hooker together seems eerily accurate 😂😂

[@sinatra3021]

I don't usually laugh out loud when I watch anything on KZbin, but that one got me :D

[@rufus2069]

His reaction tho!! Like he had to remind himself “They don’t know! And they have no body and no evidence!”

[@larrytipton2868]

Very Bad Things, the movie.

[@5ledan]

That one made me laugh the most. Just seems so spot on

[@oscarjr2679]

“ Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful woman… that she killed in a car accident” Joke that they wouldn’t let Nikki say 😂

[@emu_warrior]

yeh it was a shame no one roasted jenner on the women she killed in a hit and run and got off from charges because shes got $

[@dickhitswater4836]

Embarrassing that they left that out. ‘Hit’ close to home I guess

[@xSinisterKidx]

@@emu_warrior I think that's out of respect for the family of the dead. Imagine you're watching TV and the person who killed your loved one is laughing about it.

[@Zuch3to]

@@emu_warriorhe*

[@ThatColin]

@@Zuch3toshe*

[@sundiegoshine2922]

“Oh Robert just got excited when I said oatmeal.” Haha oh my gosh 🤣

[@peytonschmidt1116]

Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast

[@JR_Cargile]

"Even Casey Anthony knows the location of her own daughter" I'm HOLLERINGG

[@JumeckRafeal]

Jon Ross That one killed me.

[@swyxTV]

context for those who dont know?

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@swyxTV Casey Anthony is infamous in the United States for murdering her baby daughter. For a long time the police were unable to find the body (hence the joke of "even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter".) It was an extremely dark joke (IMO probably the darkest of this whole video), hence the crowd's reaction. Nikki is a straight up savage Sidenote: i think they eventually found the daughters skeletal remains.

[@VisionPoet]

The Jimmy A. Carr joke was brilliant. The setup and delivery was so on point 😂

[@Root_180]

Yeah, even Jimmy himself was surprised, he was like she roasted both of us in one line

[@willcousin4549]

@@Root_180 And that says something because Jimmy is a pro roaster!!!

[@jamal_khan]

Absolute genius that one

[@LEPRASE]

I just love how she apologised to Bruce Willis. Sorry , I Had to. Classy

[@elijahmackR90]

She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho

[@isaacmurphy3910]

“Your daughters must be so proud of their father... Ashton Kutcher” I’m dying 😂

[@halimmimo2555]

I didn't get that one

[@isaacmurphy3910]

Halim Mimo Bruce Willis’ ex-wife Demi Moore whom he had 3 children with went on to marry Ashton Kutcher. Niki was implying that Ashton Kutcher was fucking Demi while Bruce was still married to her lmao

[@edlesahne7945]

@@isaacmurphy3910 brutal 😂😂

[@quimbycub1216]

The Wrecked Shin I thought it was leaving off “step-“ part; but that’s brutal. Especially since he was, like 12.

[@Mandapanda.]

I love how you hear Alec Baldwin say “you’re funny as shit!” What an honor ❤️

[@Jacked_R_Us]

Rip Alec Balwin

[@StewartLucrative]

🔫

[@truthdetector4036]

funny how she said "I'm sorry" to Bruce Willis after all those burns lol

[@Mandapanda.]

@@truthdetector4036 haha 😃

[@coreymiller7317]

I honestly can't tell if Anne is being a sport or quietly seething with rage, she has the same smile plastered on for every burn.

[@mahmamia5100]

She bitched about the roast afterward (like she bitches about EVERYTHING ELSE), so three guesses.

[@lamosos]

If you really can't tell, there is something really wrong with you.

[@MatthewCleere]

She was mustering all of the power of the dark side to keep herself from bursting into tears bro. As soon as the dark side of the force leaves her body, she will crumble into pieces and blow away with the wind.

[@SLCtica]

I want to believe it’s the latter.

[@LeanMan82]

definitely seething rage

[@christopheryou]

Omg her dark humor is perfect for roasting! Some of her best shit I’ve seen so far

[@TheJStale]

Strange... Hitler said the same exact thing about the Jews. 😉 *DARK COMEDY*

[@CynicalDad81]

“You look like a black guy who was made by a printer running out of ink”. 😂😂😂

[@danidejaneiro8378]

Greatest joke of all time.

[@cristobalhoyo8177]

i like how jewel reacted to her roast...she genuinely seemed to find the jokes about her funny

[@neilfriedlander4572]

totally. so cool

[@neandorman]

Jewel exudes humility and grace. She's genuinely awesome.

[@ericksonjustinAK]

These roasts are no longer what they are supposed to be if you are impressed that somebody doesn't take offense.

[@havmercy2349]

"Trailer Swift" 😫🤣

[@beccf.s.8012]

One thing is to make the audience laugh but, she shocks them and makes them scream! I could never get tired of watching her.

[@carlfield1065]

She should marry Theo Von 🎆

[@ziolan8970]

She the type to roast so hard, she leaves 10 minutes before the show is over so no one catches her in the parking lot

[@brittanyfinch8597]

It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve watched this

[@WattWireNet]

No worries, it's good therapy.

[@theFave33]

Brittany Finch girl, same

[@uacbpa]

The Anne Coulter roast doesn't get old. Worth it every time.

[@derrickhamilton342]

Ur not alone

[@jorgevelazquez1921]

Brittany Finch sameeeeeee

[@ClubsOG]

“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave” ABSOLUTELY DYING 😂😂😂😂

[@donnalane8551]

Also, the Mexican you’re talking about, that can’t understand English 😂

[@bsherder]

When i watched the Netflix roast of Tom Brady i was really looking forward to her roasting people and she did not disappoint. I think she had some of the best roasts of the show.

[@p11deepakm]

"Your face has a dad bod" 🤣🤣🤣 She's too good!

[@moriahmacias7985]

“You look like if Popeye only ate Popeye’s.” 💀💀💀💀

[@borisbrian2565]

Who else like Jewel's laugh? She's very cute

[@nestoreldemente8983]

Nasty

[@kristofferwash1]

So fucking hot

[@tetrahedron_in_space]

Yooooo the Ann Coulter roast legit made me uncomfortable she is THAT good at roasting her hahahahahahahahaha

[@jeffreysalvador7076]

"The only person you'll make happy is the mexican that digs your grave" That was a good one

[@TreiberSeptim]

Jeffrey Salvador that was one of the most savage things I’ve ever heard...

[@santaclaus3077]

One less gift for you this year, young man.

[@deja3963]

If she said that to me I'd cry right on that stage. Goddamn that was savage.

[@johnj8782]

😆

[@AAGEnzee]

its funny... cause its true. :D

[@danidejaneiro8378]

That Blake Griffin joke about the printer was the best joke of all time.

[@Wynter_Heat]

high note...i screamed!

[@MrKTWsss11]

had me crying on that one ngl lol

[@louofm1]

It was hilarious. Watch Blake do his roast. He really burns Kaitlyn Jenner. It's hilarious

[@343guiltyreflex]

Nikki is hands down the best roaster they have today

[@skylermccloud6230]

Either her or Jimmy carr

[@louisgigliotti1056]

Jewel has the cutest laugh.

[@stevenrogersfineart4224]

Trailer Swift was hilarious lol

[@mahmamia5100]

And then she followed it up with that "badmouth" joke, that was just amazing.

[@christianurena510]

And the weirdest teeth! Is she British?

[@SportsBoss999]

Jewel impressed me with her ability to laugh at the savage jokes toward her.

[@mahmamia5100]

@@christianurena510 Nope. She's American. From Alaska. Grew up poor, though, so maybe braces weren't an option.

[@David2751]

"You were so hot in Fight Club... when you were Brad Pitt" lmao

[@vladimirtrumpladen1957]

No ur mom

[@veggiesarefruits]

That was great. But Edward Norton legit was so fuckin hot. Especially in American History X, and I'm typically not attracted to Neo Nazis. Lol!

[@Pookieluvie]

veggiesaremurder Haha, I totally agree. I spent the whole movie having this love/hate relationship with his character because he was so hot

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

“Even Casey Anthony knows the location of her daughter” OMFG

[@o_o231]

"your face has a dad bod"

[@Wynter_Heat]

genius!!!

[@sophieroskopf3574]

Your daughters must be so proud of their father, Ashton Kutcher😂😂

[@veronicanevarez22]

😹😹😹

[@killerclone1786]

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mekasa6721]

This woman is so talented and delivered her jokes perfectly 👏🏼

[@Sdot-od8jf]

She’s honestly top 3 roasters of all time!

[@davidpretorius7285]

One of the only people that is ever actually funny at these roasts

[@xilo3012]

Ross and jimmy carr are good.

[@thomasrainbow]

Um Jeff Ross? Greg Giraldo (RIP)?

[@xilo3012]

@@thomasrainbow greg and patrice were awesome.

[@davidpretorius7285]

@Tyler Gay This is true

[@SirWrecksy]

no wonder why they call her Jewel she was sincerely laughing about the joke

[@Deimus333]

No, she wasn't. She was wrecked. I don't she knew what she was in for.

[@360.Tapestry]

@@Deimus333 who hurt you, tho? lmao

[@Root_180]

She's the only jewel who gets less valuable with age. Jeff Ross

[@dustmite5887]

She's really adorable though

[@SJamesGill88]

It's a ROAST.If you don't know what you're signing up for you kinda deserve the 3rd degree burns you're gonna get.

[@kittyboy101]

*"Trailer Swift"* lmao I'm dead 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@hdog24]

and people are clutching their pearls over a G.I. Jane joke nowadays, jesus christ.

[@r3aper3175]

I swear I would marry her if I wasn't afraid she'd bring me to tears in an argument 🤣🤣😭😭

[@James__Gregory]

I’ve never laughed so uncontrollably while simultaneously being that nervous. Comedy gold.

[@2Brian]

Nikki is brutally hilarious. She artfully eviscerates everyone!

[@DariusSarrafi]

She is brutal but somehow she makes it so cleverly funny that all sins are forgiven!!!

[@Lola-ui2zf]

Am not so sure about that, but they do a great job trying to act like its forgiven

[@darrelltipton8983]

"I know being a new mom is hard being even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter". 😂😂😂 if she wrote that herself, shes hella underrated

[@joehayes5442]

@J Mcd tell that to Amy Schumer...

[@thealpacaa]

@@joehayes5442 nikki glaser is what amy schumer thinks she is

[@drumncoke]

She did. She has been a writer on the last few roasts for non-comedians who are on the dais, as well.

[@brainflash1]

They made Nikki cut her best Caitlyn Jenner joke: "Caitlyn Jenner, what a strong, beautiful woman. That you killed with your car."

[@dowhatyouwill]

Cold af! lol

[@iitstre_4550]

Honestly, Martha is one of my favorite Roast guests because she’s just so sweet. Like truly just a grandma, but with the weirdest track record of all time. She’s also pretty hot for her age so the screen time is always nice

[@orleansartist6095]

I've watched this three times now and it's still gold

[@SportsBoss999]

So have I. I love roasts, and she does it as well as Jeff Ross and Greg Geraldo. Great delivery, such as "Will and Grace is the best ... you could do." Priceless - and TRUE!

[@numcrun]

Only 3 times? Lightweight.

[@CoachingHigher]

Who else has been watching her nonstop since Alec Baldwin’s? I wish she’d included “Caitlyn Jenner. What a beautiful woman... you killed with your car four years ago.”

[@jazmynnmarie9189]

Patricia de Pastors I liked Keeping up with the Car Crash-ian’s better

[@calvinjames9229]

@@killingspencer6416 woosh

[@numcrun]

Caitlin threaten to walk if any jokes for made about the accident

[@rivkaruttenberg2628]

She’s so incredibly witty and beautiful. I hope she has a long, awesome career 🤩💯

[@lillyneumeyer7952]

“Obviously, you had an amazing action-film career until Jason Statham started balding” that one got me 😂