Tosh.0 - CeWEBrity Profile - Vegan Guy

[@hugegarrett2577]

Ironically Daniel has taught me to respect everyone no matter how weird they may appear

[@BPoweredLove]

Not me. I do not respect this freak.

[@Leelicious1312]

@Furyan Auror yes they're idiots for caring around animal rights

[@paulrobert2249]

@@Leelicious1312 they are

[@matthewsunderland4795]

@@Leelicious1312 yea pretty much. Idiots.

[@dimitrov505z8]

Lol Daniel a pretty ok dude lol

[@joro8604]

"The answer is NO", Tosh really does have a conscience.

[@TheSakars]

Thanks for inviting me to be on the Tosh.0 show! I had a great time!

[@Thecriticguy16]

+John Sakars I've always wondered: Do they pay you to be on the show, or is everything at your expense?

[@DratiniRPG]

+UNSTOPABLE GAMING (dunstopable1357) I think you need like 20 more periods.

[@11corvus11]

+John Sakars You are such a good sport. :-)

[@somethinghhh6005]

+UNSTOPABLE GAMING (dunstopable1357) How does it feel finally having your parents grant you access to KZbin as your 12th birthday present?

[@bigshrimp6458]

+UNSTOPABLE GAMING (dunstopable1357) oh that roast he's gay oh no because being gay is so bad right? fucking imbisul. oh imbisul is probably to big of a word to use for you, fucking idiot**

[@jewishpenguin_9228]

They censored tongue in this episode

[@FirstLast-cw3fe]

Content yo

[@carlshneebly7136]

+JewishPenguin _92 Its so they dident have to bleep clit and ass.

[@alxr.2397]

JewishPenguin _92 Hahahaha! "Tongue"_??!!?! Why??

[@axslaps]

@@alxr.2397 Carl is wrong. They bleeped tongue because he's vegan and people do eat tongue. Most popular is cow tongue, can be sold whole, sliced, stripped, etc., cooked or eaten raw. Also found in gelatin.

[@bread8609]

Tosh reactions when he talks about the N word and black face

[@renayea1765]

He was way less cringe in this than in his actual videos.

[@DocJamesH]

Where are your videos?

[@zorntier1775]

Dude you are not kidding

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

true for everybody

[@bellmeisterful]

@@DocJamesH dumb

[@lexb3229]

I know right!?!?! Totally a weird dude but you can tell his heart is in it. I actually found him to be quite endearing in an innocent simpleton kind of way. He's just super passionate about his belief. Its pretty clear that he is just spreading the message that he cares about in the best way he knows how. I also love that tosh seems to notice this in his guests. He creates humor without making them seem like total idiots when he sees they are coming from the right place.

[@maxwellssilverhammer]

One time I even went in Black-Face...HAHAHAHA

[@TheSakars]

Comment I received about the Tosh.0 show: "Ok, but why'd you have to answer that milk might be ok if you had your own cow?" My response: I would never say such a thing. It just sounded confusing, the way they edited everything. I said "yeah", meaning I understood what he was saying about having a cow in your back yard, then I said we can't get consent from the animals and have no right to steal from them. But yes, the way they edited that part made it confusing. They removed some of my important words. I'm sure it was an honest mistake on their part. Everyone on the show was very nice to me.

[@UraniumMan]

+John Sakars You rock, John! Hopefully this will be your big break into show business!

[@TheSakars]

+UraniumMan Thanks, Daniel!!! I hope all is well with you!

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

+John Sakars Thank you fro straightening it out. May God bless you, John.

[@quarteracreadventures855]

+John Sakars I totally agree with you about milk, even if it is a pet cow. For a cow to lactate, she must be made pregnant, and the milk that she creates for her baby is stolen from her by extraction. But eggs are different. Hens lay eggs as a natural part of their reproductive cycle, and if there is no rooster, the eggs are not fertile and will never hatch. The eggs are left by the hens, not extracted by humans (they are given, rather than taken, as is the case with milk). I have a flock of rescued hens who are living out their retirement in my yard, and I will eat their eggs and give them to my neighbors- it would be silly to waste the eggs. That said, I do not eat factory farmed eggs, as they treat the hens cruelly.

[@danielwilliams1400]

+Sandra Nonofyourbusiness Think about it this way. Hens were bred by humans to produce eggs in such quantity and frequency. Laying that many eggs is very taxing on their little bodies. I have three rescue hens, and when they lay, I just crack the eggs open, so they can recover the minerals and nutrients that they lost. The hens go nuts over them, especially the shell... So no, they are not "given". They have been forced to lay them, by humans. You are correct that it would be silly to let the eggs go to waste, so let the hens eat THEIR eggs. :)

[@Bossmanham13]

I bet this guy drives a Prius with a "coexist" sticker on the back

[@thesunbehindthesun1574]

Haha and probably squats when shits, lives on trail mix, the stereotypes this guy fulfills is endless.

[@Bossmanham13]

"lives on trailmix" HAHAA and he wears keens sandals

[@ya9ya10]

I'm pretty sure he can't afford one

[@billrafferty6552]

Ur goddamn right he does

[@tbone2260]

Riley Nix 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irod642]

"She was intelligent and everything" WOW!

[@Shinobi33]

"I've been so busy doing my art and activism" that was the funniest part.

[@calliejean1416]

I love how he makes all his guests basically act with him. People really get to internet with him and that’s pretty fuckin cool

[@Ironmurs]

This guy is queen of dry-snitching on himself 😂

[@lemfarba4827]

Is this Bryan Silva's vegan brother?

[@kaydawgy1999]

2:05 Tosh's wife sighting!

[@Nouta1]

Me: *taking baby back ribs off the grill* The other moms at the daycare:😨😨😨😨

[@eduardomirafuentes1420]

I love Daniel he did something very nice when he told the guy "the answer is no, never send that video "

[@ReggyRy]

I don’t know where you’ve been living for the past 40-50 years 😂

[@BIackCadillac]

I can respect the dude, seemed like a chill guy and he's pretty peaceful. I hate those people that scream at random pedestrians going into a butcher shop or shit like that.

[@WarpCOm61]

He actually seems like a nice dude

[@justinhackstadt6677]

The hidden philosophical joke is answering Veganism with vindictive murder is ironic. Lmao

[@carloberg4835]

Having mentally handicapped relatives whom I respect I can say this man is on the spectrum

[@Lu_Cypher]

Between this guy and the Jedi... I've never wanted to backhand two people more

[@Deeraise]

Why the censorship for a clip uploaded online? I understand inserting "bleeps" on an antiquated platform like cable, but why leave them in there once shared on KZbin? Also, when the guitarist sang the line about analingus, of all things to bleep out, the censors chose"tongue;" what's up with that? I understand the tongue is the key to understanding the meaning of that line, but it nevertheless seems a curious choice.

[@UraniumMan]

+Andy Tadikt Probably done for comedic effect, not censorship...

[@jax422]

Advertising and monetization.

[@LoveBlackJesus]

Still better than Meek Mill

[@sebastianmitchell8787]

Lmao

[@jeyjay023]

LOL

[@bonson9156]

+Sebastien Benjamin definitely, this dude's got the guts to be different and put his stuff out there.

[@waitwhat1920]

or future.. drake.. rich homie... they are all gay and on the cool rap about dick

[@Red_Eyed]

@pat 904 Don't waste your time, dog. Lol.

[@VeganCannibal]

Best episode ever.

[@milesmoralez2256]

I feel like Daniel cashed him out after this redemption he seems like a good person who would but idk lol

[@Gotbadbrains]

when a vegan eats a vegan it gives me something to believe in!

[@kevinfager.]

Guy actually seems really innocent it’s almost endearing.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Then you realize he's a vegan hypocrite nutjob. He doesn't make vegans look like weirdos, he's the perfect representation of veganism.

[@im4everskilled]

I thought this guy would be a bit crazy but he makes valid points and seems very down to earth. Very nice, keep it up John! :)

[@redfishbluefish4973]

3 years later and nothing to do with your comment, but your pfp is one of my favorite albums of all time.

[@unholychunk]

I'm not gay or anything but I'd totally take a shot in the mouth from tosh

[@CountArtorias]

+unholychunk wat

[@iwirelessjimmy]

so did that vegan guy

[@BryantMoreno]

+unholychunk thats pretty gay

[@unholychunk]

But I ain't gay tho.

[@unholychunk]

It's making fun of swag. But I totally understand how that went over your head

[@waltertheballer14]

I think he's honestly a cool guy

[@MayorOfMoetown]

i like how honest he is

[@rsher7369]

why did they bleep out tongue?

[@vizredge]

"Ja rule bet me a grand I couldnt get that guy to say murder 12 times" im fucking dead😂😂

[@cowboydup]

I'm not vegetarian, but those cauliflower buffalo wings looked amazing!

[@Warsrecker]

The people who were in the "Don't use animals as insults" video looked like they were taken hostage and that lunatic were gonna kill them if they don't go along with his songs. I would not have been suprised if the video would have been uploaded and not a week later I see him going to prison for hacking up those people.

[@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049]

He'd be a great kindergarten teacher a weird one but yea lol 😆😂

[@TenthElementGraphics]

The funniest part is at the end when Tosh implies that Ja Rule could afford to make a $1,000 bet these days.

[@Eazy_Bruh]

Definitely gay

[@johnburrows5119]

It's okey to be Takei. )

[@edelachtbare100]

This Tosh guy? I can't help but agree

[@LegacyFTW]

I just love how honest this guy is. Lol

[@KrazeeClark]

He killed Tony Romo by mistake. Classic.

[@j.freeman2513]

I'm all for veganism done right. Yet prefer animal products in my soil, so I'm realistic enough to realize some things must die in order for others to live. Factory farming is the problem.

[@russellrehak]

With out a doubt the most amazing vegan ever.

[@johndavis2284]

Doesn’t eat meat, but he sure likes the bone

[@xmonster_inkzx]

0:42 I like the comment tosh said in the opening

[@tomoconnor7451]

John Wick cut off Benihana's ear and flipped it in his pocket. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gsantollo]

So great I loved this episode

[@XselfwillrunriotX]

7:58 hahahaha this rhyme scheme is almost the exact rhythm of an ICP song called “12” off Riddlebox which is about coming back from the dead to get revenge on 12 jurors who had him executed. 😂 pretty cool

[@sjp2649]

What a legend. This guy is fucking awesome.

[@siyabongaradebe2833]

John Wick theme nicely done!

[@LadyAngela678]

Pass me another chicken leg before this fool tries to go down on me!!

[@djdunfee6775]

John don't admit that you did blackface

[@roymcgnarles8390]

Well sir, it's this rug i had. It really tied the room together. -- the Dude

[@timjespersen3605]

I wanted to hate this guy but how could you?!! What a sincere little fella.

[@7john7heft2]

Ty tosh You said everything I was thinking

[@billyvasques6200]

is there dairy in this? I DONT KNOW IM NOT A FORENSIC SCIENTIST

[@timothysawyer-garza6372]

Maybe I'm just tired, but this was a great one.

[@ASA-wq9hn]

Someone sign this guy🤣

[@IgoTpaynus69]

I cant wait to meet this wonderful man. I wanna buy him a rare steak. 😂 my 2 cats eat meat. So does he hate cats? You cant change there diet or they wont live. I tried being vegan and was so skinny i felt sick. I love my cats and all animals but i eat a fruit, veggie and high protein meat diet with exercise and im great now. As elton john said "the circle of life" but if it works for you go for it. Just dont push it on others.

[@ThaiZeo]

lmfaoo the ending reminds me of the scene from the god father where they're just killing off all the mob bosses.

[@relser187]

I feel like if this guy actually tried to harmonize with his vocals he’d be an above average singer rather than just being a mediocre spoken word vocalist

[@conman3642]

I’d actually watch Daniel Tosh in a serious action star role, he seems to have a knack for it.

[@icopaseticMHF]

Tosh - CC bleeps tongue . Patrice O'Neil- CC bleeps Buick

[@BlackBird-ng9ex]

I feel like every girl ever just grabbed a piece of meat.

[@axslaps]

Not to mention that he can barely play that guitar.

[@Zom13y]

That’s what he was doing? I thought he was torturing it.

[@1tonofclay]

Im eating a burger to this. That's all.

[@nrg6245]

I love that daniel gives exposure to the coolest guests theyre always so cool and funny!

[@MrTopGunnar]

tony RomA hahahha 8:17

[@justaDude-007]

You've encountered a wild MCkenna! 4:35

[@RyanSpringer1984]

+John Sakars did you ever get to do the side by side comparison?

[@christinaberwick4068]

You're awesome John! Thanks for being the voice for so many animals who live exploited every day! Good messages behind all your songs. You're hilarious and compassionate, thanks for the inspiration!

[@choose1909]

Wtf..lmao

[@tillybumbilly]

John Sakars! The absolute legend!

[@ChickenRamen]

what's with the weird censorship?

[@shmeade_2561]

Made $700 in 4 years lmfaoo

[@jacobgoldenofficial4321]

The last song was great

[@rsALEX]

Tosh needs to get this guy back one day

[@cosmonaut379]

"grass fed chicken" uhhhh yeah chickens don't eat grass

[@cosmonaut379]

Dane Rohrer he said grass fed, also giving a chicken an entirely vegetarian diet isn't natural at all

[@nathanniesche6380]

I honestly can't tell if this guy is serious or not. He seems too chill to be seriously vegan (namely because most vegans are assholes), but he just also kind of seeks like he's half joking with everything silly he says. But on the other hand... look at him. His entire name is associated with this. I can't imagine ANYONE being this devoted to satire.

[@winstonwright8374]

A vegan that says he would resort to cannibalism. What a world we live in.

[@jackstaak]

This guy is a legend 🙌🏻

[@DenpaKei]

He was actually somewhat pleasant in this lmao

[@mickiddymichael924]

Oh man when he said "yes" to the black face video I thought for sure Daniel was going to show it.

[@cedwardmassey]

Tosh's humor is overshadowed by this guy's creepiness.

[@philippeassouline]

What is the name of the dubstep track at the end?

[@bustabenson]

I didn't really find this funny but then I heard the laughter track and I was like, "That undiscerning choir of disembodied voices is right - this IS hilarious!"

[@tomoshmoto]

Those are live people....

[@blayneadams5174]

+DankShad yeah but told to laugh

[@Dranka5]

Its so weird that they heard the phrase, "you will never feel my tongue on your clit," and thought "alright, well we definitely need to bleep out tongue." Hahah wtf?!?

[@veganminstrel]

how did it take this long to find out Johnny hit the big time on Comedy Central?

[@julianhyde1645]

Why were they bleeping the word “tongue”?

[@chasse-nigb3r]

It's probably just a joke and to trigger/troll people ,I mean I've seen tons of comments like yours asking why ,it clearly worked

[@DougMold]

5:48 he still has the video 😂😂

[@davejones5640]

Whens his cd coming out?

[@stratsteveo106]

Watching this while eating a delicious grilled chicken sandwich is so satisfying

[@kennethgamble5498]

Wait..... eating animals is wrong but eating girls out is okay?

[@mikeeaston4431]

Eating girls out is always ok

[@figbat6363]

The shot where tosh shoots the slim jim dude was really good actually. Fuck so was the kernel one

[@CG-cw3ps]

I wonder what Steve Aoki thought or feels about his dad getting shot in this show?

[@RandomVideoCircus]

I should be on here!!!!

[@unchained3502]

I Only eat meat in front of its mother

[@davidkrappenschitz253]

Dude, we all know you've ate the 🐓before you even said anything. 🤣

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

Tosh needs to get Mathew silver on the show

[@oswaldocontreras1507]

Ja Rule bet me a grand that I couldn't get that guy to say Murder twelve times LMAO