Trump’s Lie Count Hits 10,000 | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The Washington Post tallies over 10,000 lies told by President Trump, William Barr refuses to be a snitch at the hearing, and R. Kelly claims to be functionally illiterate.
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[@syeda5825]

One can never have enough of Trevor Noah 😂

[@NoRezos]

Stable genius, eh.... Yeah, remarkable numbers for a stable f**ing genius.

[@corbeau-_-]

pretty stable though xD

[@thaahirsamsodien9518]

Well done USA👏👏👏

[@NewMessage]

He really missed his calling in the used car industry.

[@NyJoanzy]

It gets 50 hectares per gallon of karosene.

[@tigerstudios]

These are the end of days, aren't they ???

[@sefutho]

Yeah you are right, but it is still only the beginning.

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Donald Trump: "I don't suffer from loss of reality... I enjoy it!"

[@CapNChil]

Trevor did what colbert couldn't... A balloon shower

[@samroger2]

President didn't promise Trevor so..

[@luminatron]

Pretty sure Colbert has had a balloon shower when he announced his run for "President of the United States of South Carolina"... so... he's probably out of stock on balloons, we don't know.

[@aninfinitelyvixxedvip6]

@subodh chilwal my exact first thought hahahhahhahaa

[@backupplan6058]

Could have been worse, he could have arranged another shower for Colbert. One in which he is more familiar with.

[@catscratchfever7540]

balloons are not good!

[@dimitriosdrossidis9633]

"WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS!!!"

[@funkfridays2283]

Sometimes I think trump is just trolling us HARD

[@liztewliztew]

If he is trolling, then shouldn't he be tired of this mess after +2 years?

[@BB-kw5bz]

Seems like one giant prank. There must be some comedian behind it. It’s just getting too ridiculous.

[@allenrobinisaksen3012]

You never get tired of trolling

[@Smooshes786]

He doesn't care about anything but himself.

[@allenrobinisaksen3012]

We are all selfish, but it's better to say orange man bad to feel better about onself

[@MG-kw1kb]

*10111 ??* That's South Africa's phone number for "police emergencies"... (like the US's "911" service)

[@azae00Vids]

first step to prove you are innocent is to hide stuff and not show up to court.. yep .. so much innocent

[@Derekad55]

Lol the Eric jokes just keeps getting savage.

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

I see potential for a fun drinking game!! "EVERY TIME TRUMP LIES YOU GOTTA DRINK! 🤣

[@pauloandrade925]

I want to live dude

[@Sherkalyn]

Breaking news: "An ever increasing number of Americans are getting diagnosed with liver cirrhosis. It is expected that a lot more than reported also have the disease but cannot afford to see the doctor to get diagnosed."

[@cookification101]

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.’ ‘Oh’, said the man. ‘Whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s’, replied St. Peter. ‘The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. ‘Incredible’, said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.’ ‘Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?’ asked the man. St Peter replied, ‘Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.’ Credit to whoever wrote it. I just copy pasted from internet which didn’t state the source.

[@raifikarj6698]

Is this a story template because i have been read it with many different version hindu, muslim and usual story about moral.

[@cookification101]

RAI F probably. There are so many variations.

[@mujahidadebisi9159]

Thats so original🙃

[@chungdha]

Vegeta: It's over 10.000!!!

[@orealz]

Trevor Noah got his balloon cascade but Stephen Colbert didn't.

[@kevin-mm6qh]

Trevor my guy. you awesome. Proudly African from Zimbabwe

[@tawongamunyanduri5874]

Ohhh ukushayawo chingwa seni 😂😂😂😂

[@hamishthemack10]

How do you reconcile the fact Trevor is a racist?

[@mme.veronica735]

@@hamishthemack10 How is he a racist?

[@s.k.zuidema2873]

Akapenga Trevor!

[@playboicartiismydad4842]

@@hamishthemack10 How?

[@Badeayoade]

SO he is a Master now... 10000 Hour Rule LOL

[@bcp6086]

We don't see this kind of celebration on daily show even on 4th of July.

[@pdkama]

Comedy Central has balloon budget 😀😀😀 unlike CBS 😅😅😅

[@fncm3421]

10000 feels like a low number for this guy.

[@GM-tg9qk]

IT'S OVER 9,000

[@chri2453]

When you watch Trevor because you think here you would be safe from GoT spoilers ...

[@thandekamabuza6782]

😂😂😂✋" and you are ?"😂😂

[@DesertEagleV]

Haha American top cop : I ain't no snitch!

[@kabelomakokoane9843]

The HBO's lighting crew joke is amazing 😂😂😂

[@BurnzieJuice]

UGE achievement! 👌

[@MrJake4400]

He said he's gonna build a wall.... A wall of lies

[@Brendanowl]

I think the number was 10,000,000 but the second comma was accidentally turned into a decimal point.

[@nomvuladubazana4515]

That GOT bit is so true...I closed my blinds, switched off my lights but nothing helped! I was even considering returning my TV because I thought its brightness settings weren't working anymore😂!

[@wolfgangnz3]

Why don't they just question Mueller himself instead of Barr?

[@vdiitd]

"If he was pinocchio he could tell how it smells like, in China". Didn't know Trevor was a flat earther 😜🤣🤣

[@ameennasar2583]

I think gravity affects your nose too 😅

[@nuzhatnayeem1119]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@strazer5728]

Is 10,000 more than the number that attended his inauguration???

[@JordanFountain003]

0:35. You've been GIF'd.

[@MrFantocan]

Thanks so much Trevor! Episode 3 of Game of Thrones was fun but had so many let downs, not being able to see anything 3:10 was sooo lame, wasted potention to see the amazing undead army and 3 way dragon fight.

[@jiedcogahilme676]

So the lawyers say that they are not able to perform as lawyers, that is, explaining the "papers" that R. Kelly can't read. Because they are too busy making up excuses. That's the glove story all over again.

[@hibrica]

Hey Trevor Stephen Colbert is looking for his balloons :)

[@aadityachoudhary5436]

I wonder what the number is now

[@alexcosta2614]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

[@karismagill8412]

My morning started

[@keithnewton5508]

It's over 9000.......

[@artificialstupidity]

Those balloons are distracting😂😂Somebody pop 'em already

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

I was like PLEASE knock em off!

[@erroldjean]

Should be a sad moment no joy at all!

[@orealz]

1 is a tragedy 10,000 is a statistic

[@augustinogeorgecloete8050]

lol lighting crew

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

Stephen Colbert was promised baloons but Noah got baloons

[@Rithan4]

The misleading leader 😂😂😂😂😂

[@noneofyourbusiness6309]

Very true Trevor ....I was looking for shadows to figure out who died in game of thrones...

[@WittyBittyAnimeEdits]

This show was SO FUNNY i was doing the whoo whoo whoo whoo dance at work!!!

[@catscratchfever7540]

Enough with the balloons. please!

[@fernshamim1584]

I remember in high school we counted the buffalos(broken english) the teachers had made per lesson and report at the weekend. Now I nearly got killed by laughter. Someone sure got time

[@rosedruid]

That’s just 4 ones.... not that many. SMH 🤦‍♂️

[@onanastudios]

It's over 9000

[@haran9104]

Must've done that dozens times more

[@StampedeMusicja]

10.111 lies with more months to go and a possible 4 yrs again.

[@ajohonly3721]

That’s an average of 12 lies per day 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 oh Mr DT

[@common_undead]

THE BALLOONS!! yess Trevor, you're finally hitting young John Oliver levels of ridiculousness!

[@irismoralis]

Also the balloon drop worked a lot better than Stephen Colbert's

[@satoshinotkamoto]

Oh, please Noah. Indian PM Narendra Modi hit those numbers within the first week of his tenure.

[@toriqulislamshimanto]

Finally, we're getting somewhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@01habesha]

But who's counting?

[@marinusdekok818]

It looks like the balloon shower came a bit late but Trevor just rolled with it

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

I thought it was pronounced "GINA" lol

[@1985bjaycat]

Is that his neck waddle?

[@shadowcat1606]

Not more ?

[@autumbreeze1129]

China? I'd think he could tell you what it smells like on Mars

[@Yoda-wf6bu]

This is America

[@ViceSenpai]

There could've easily been an over 9000 reference

[@wschippr1]

You mean it's over 9000!!!!!!

[@bragsdriesen1]

Alex Noa kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHioYpVpesqjntk

[@Charlie-de7kk]

Are we count for any other presidents? Probably be the same

[@goose5996]

Just Christ I don’t even know if I had lied that many times throughout my entire life

[@Zhoshyn]

Can we get a list of all the 10k+ lies he told these past 2 years?

[@calm.aware.]

Well, that’s a true record I’m eagerly waiting Trump to boast about!

[@douglaschitepo6098]

They should've said we are summoning you for a performance, I bet he would understand that... Hmmmm?

[@thundersh0ck]

They never said Kelly couldn't read. They said he couldn't understand the documents because of a learning disability. I guess making a joke about that might be too harsh for the audience.

[@baddmanaz]

🎼Ha buhleev ah cain't read 🎤

[@ellaisplotting]

Wow, I didn't know that R Kelly was Jared, 19

[@garthpuckerin5637]

Trevor kinda sounds like a Mario sound effect

[@Drago7166]

I legitimately don’t think I’ve lied that much during my entire childhood.

[@ohmygosh4761]

I don't believe that figure it has to be more than that. What an accomplishment 😒

[@luqeprisecaru8507]

life expectancy indeed. finally one that realizes it

[@CornishCreamtea07]

My theory is that Trump has a stamp card, and for every 100 lies he gets a free meal deal at Mcdonalds.

[@TheKamilkrawczak]

And that's mostly about golf

[@mimido2526]

0:41 shouldn't you be scared?

[@schattentaenzerin]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! *goes Super Saiyan*

[@Lumby1]

Maybe they should create a Nobel Prize for lying..

[@rabinupadhaya7232]

How many complained about the GOT show being dark against how many did not watch the show because it was dark. This is fan following...... Similarly, How many people are complaining the Mueller report being dark against how many believe that there is nothing shady beneath the darkness. And this is Trump following..... 😁😁😁

[@nizicike759]

11111 is a good number to remeber a historic moment.

[@rositasultana6835]

I’m waiting for the 1,000,000th one until November 2020!!!

[@Jan_YTview]

Oh that 1M'th lie will arrive by end of this year . . 😞 he's ramping up the panic now 🙄🙄🙄

[@rositasultana6835]

Yeah, you’re right.... it’s going up exponentially!!

[@thoughtsintime]

"I lie you 3000!" - Donald J Trump

[@AqierDesigns]

every president should take psychedelic trips befor entering office. just to see how honest and moraly right they really are. those who got elected through lies and dishonesty will go insane andcry their souls out.

[@maydieh]

Wow this makes him the present of all lies.

[@__________________2450]

we can only wonder what goes on inside that green fluffy empty head my guess is moths wby😂

[@colinmaharaj]

That guy is still president!?!?

[@abdirizakkhailey5904]

just only 10000? can somebody count how many times he lied to his wife?

[@timbo8940]

Literally the same bit on Colbert about releasing balloons. Just shows how bad these shows have become

[@FallenOne669]

You stole Stephen's balloons, Trevor!

[@scotiawest2332]

Does anyone else wonder if some alien nation planted him here as a joke? And this is some sort of reality TV show to them?

[@jamestuff5240]

Haha orange man bad

[@heinrichvonofterdingen6789]

China? rather Mars.