Patrice O'Neal - Cougars

[@starseed4201]

Wow I'm so glad I got to talk to Patrice that day. What an awesome story I still tell people about getting on air. What a time capsule. RiPatrice!

[@Regigigas135789]

What!? That’s awesome bro!!

[@5milemacc737]

If Patrice got to live another hour for every time Opie interrupted one his jokes he'd still be alive...

[@00ghostcobra]

LOL!!

[@michaelpipkin9942]

But we gotta move on. We gotta wrap this up. We gotta take a break. We gotta get through this.

[@zaneortega7629]

Why does O have to explain on every show that Patrice has a "different view point on relationships" or "a weird viewpoint". So glad his career is over. A was definitely the better of the two, but neither of them could hold a torch to Patrice.

[@Bylga]

😂🤣

[@StandWatie1862]

@@zaneortega7629 He admitted to wanting to destroy bits because he was insecure

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Patrice was the greatest. He always tells people when they they are lying and nuts!! His laugh was so genuine.

[@shhhake]

He truly was the master of shoving the bullshit aside to get down to the root issue, every time. Listening to him on O&A and The Black Philip Show changed my life and helped me become a better man, RIP THE GOAT 💯💯💯

[@younggun3948]

16:00 "What a pacemaker" 😂😂 that was gold

[@Sm0k3y707]

Patrice had me dyin when he asked how much cats she had? LMFAO

[@mufasa2079]

I am a Kenyan and this is funny, Kenya dig it 🤣🤣🤣

[@toh6261]

"Can you imagine the choices: Old white women or oats being thrown out of a helicopter" Patrice was a legend.

[@shhhake]

WOOOOO 😂😂

[@Ricky-gy7os]

🤣🤣🤣

[@86MarcusP]

"D big enough to reverse menopause"....daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[@rararaspoontang2007]

Spoiler for women who don't need no man: as of 2019, the creator and writer of Sex & The City now writes articles warning women not to follow her example. She says that now she's old and childless + husbandless she is utterly miserable and feels she has wasted her life. She desperately wishes to be able to turn back time so that she can have a tradcon life.

[@StandWatie1862]

Lol

[@NormieNormieNormie]

Yeah, I wanted this to be as true as anyone else (religious leaders denouncing their religion always makes for an interesting read) but the only stuff I could find definitely doesn't support your statement. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280957/Sex-City-writer-Candace-Bushnell-says-did-not-sex-five-years-divorce.html

[@NormieNormieNormie]

I retract my post! "The former sex columnist, who is worth around £18million, told the Sunday Times: ‘When I was in my thirties and forties, I didn’t think about it. Then when I got divorced and I was in my fifties, I started to see the impact of not having children and of truly being alone. I do see that people with children have an anchor in a way that people who have no kids don’t."

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

This dude just unironically used tradcon. I support it tho.

[@stevesayed6330]

facts. I just looked it up. Harper's Bazaar Author: Jessica Davis Wrote the Article on Candace Bushnell, 60, Sex and the City Creator. Confirmed✔💯

[@TheDNAGroup]

This is one if the funniest episodes on KZbin...Between the callers and these goof balls...Hilarious

[@dkiande]

Representing Kenya. RIP Patrice.

[@Tes-qe1jc]

david kiande representing Ethiopia, RIP Patrice. ✌️

[@lindylindylindy]

Patrice’s laugh at 43:08 put the biggest smile on my face

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

I just listened to that and your right. He really did have a great time on O and A. Especially this dicey subject is perfect for him. I miss Patrice.

[@julianbarichere2448]

women are valued like cars and men are valued like houses. That is so profound I’m using that all the moving forward.

[@pozloadescobar]

Patrice had an uncanny ability to describe complex concepts in simple terms. Smart guy

[@julianbarichere2448]

@@pozloadescobar dude was basically a Philosopher

[@Ozhull]

Another way he put it was something like "men age like wine, women age like bread"

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Annie '' I don't want to make effort and go far from my home''. Patrice roars.

[@thelaw6267]

"Eat that gruel out of a dry wooden bowl!" And Patrice's disgust over the Moosh Factor: "OH!" Were the most hilarious parts of this.

[@Ozhull]

Mush factor is brilliant

[@anduin1]

How was he this insightful on these topics? He breaks down everything in the most clear terms I've ever seen someone present them. Without pomp & circumstance.

[@hayatefaith4273]

Who?

[@pozloadescobar]

Who needs pomp & circumstance when you're a pimp with circumference?

[@Ozhull]

​@@pozloadescobar killer comment dude, hell yeah

[@TV_Star23]

Listen to Patrice in the morning! 2020. Thank me later...🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣

[@fabianrogers8857]

My dude say, "Shout out to AARP..." Lmaoooo chill...

[@audiofella5066]

Ok so old white dudes have Thailand and Cougars have Kenya LOL!!!!!!

[@ericlabonte3817]

"How many cats do you have" 🤣

[@wraithstrongopark]

"can you imagine? your choice is a bag of oats dropped out of a helicopter, or sex with an old white woman." i had to hit my inhaler i laughed so hard.

[@Coolcat3]

this is just so much more funnier than anything going on today

[@atlienn2566]

“Respect? You know what show you called”? Hahahahahaha

[@returnofdaking]

Love the 2 Live Crew song in the background

[@sankeesyuck951]

Lmao Bronx Jonny said 'Shout out to AARP!'

[@supertramp9333]

36:40 Classic Patrice 37:38 Classic Opie

[@Karter315]

27:29 - "You gotta appreciate the gratefulness of old people..." #Fitted

[@ThutoMolefi]

"Oral treats from shawty"

[@l.v.santana6235]

43:05. Classic Patrice laugh always gets me

[@ChristinaGina]

I know. I'm dying

[@LtColUnknown]

They said shes a cat lady she responded "no I'm not catholic I'm greek orthodox" LMAOOO

[@blaccknight1]

Damn they said dude wasn't radio friendly 😂😂🙄. As if the topics they discuss are.... lol Rip Patrice O'Neal

[@kingseanp9267]

You realize the show was being broadcast on terrestrial radio as well as satellite and they were being dumped out on the FM side because he was saying blowjob right?

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

I've been to Kenya. It's pretty modern and vastly improved from whenever this was. But I was in Nairobi. Can't speak for the rest of the country. I didn't see any cougars while I was out and about. A lot of young attractive African betties though.

[@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488]

Smash?

[@mrsoshadabaadman]

@@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488 Nah. But I definitely wanted to.

[@jasonwolfe3252]

Most African countries are pretty modern. What they usually show on television are the rural areas outside of the cities.

[@Keeronin]

Opie is especially salty in this one.

[@crowdseyeview]

Walkin like john wayne was actually funny

[@Daniel-fq5vq]

LMAOOOO 21:14 THEY HAD to stop this dude when he mentioned the lady taking out her teeth lmaooooooo

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Does any one else agree that Patrice has more great one liners in this youtube than any of his O AND A youtubes? Too many to count.

[@macewindu4396]

😂 33:48 Patrice annoyed at O for interrupting.

[@blackviews202]

Yeah they like Marines who just got out of boot camp too, right there in San diego, at a place called THADS

[@TheDNAGroup]

lolol 'Who gets married twice?'...in passing...

[@JuhanUtanEfternamn]

Opie said "we're kinda brilliant" .. wow.

[@chileanguyfleegman]

ps5 secured!

[@prestonbrooks7418]

Some nice lawyering from Dr. P @ 25:30-26:30

[@moneybagznba7748]

3/11/22 still laughing today

[@yorrichardmorgan]

They got all that olive oil everywhere 😆

[@goreds9631]

Poor Kenyans and their grool.

[@Sm0k3y707]

And the damn moosh factor

[@NomadicRoyals]

23 May 2022… still rollin

[@miklolaonda3961]

When your mom is leaving to the car but your still tying your shoes 37:46

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

MEAT JUST HANGING OUT OF IT....HA .HA.HA.

[@torachan23]

Cougars are amazing. I have a soft spot for them and actually give a fuck about their feelings over younger girls

[@devilsmechanic5156]

the ones i known were chill & over the drama too which is nice

[@jasonwolfe3252]

I used to love older women. When I was in my 20s all I dated was women 35-45 years old. Now that I just hit 40 all I want is women in their 20s.

[@dontfeelcold]

@@jasonwolfe3252 that's normal

[@pozloadescobar]

Especially younger women these days, because boy are they lost

[@blakelip3]

@@jasonwolfe3252 that 20 year old waiting for the day you get your mail from groundhogs

[@konic40]

16:30 the mush factor LOL

[@dustinh4175]

A mooger lol dying

[@tylerdinis958]

Patrice's laugh at 43:05 is so good. Just a gut reaction to this lady's nonsense.

[@lapidus9552]

Beggars can't be choosers, but that woman sure does try.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Greg "HOLD ON" Hughes

[@Dasamurai1]

Im 42 Opie: yughh Lol one time i laughed with opie

[@patrickthomas6471]

That was Patrice. How dare you accuse Opie of being spontaneously funny.

[@mshrwm]

the mush factor

[@yorrichardmorgan]

Bronx Johnny and Dante Nero have the same theme music

[@oumawashington]

I'm Kenyan 😂

[@rhudylofthouse7528]

No youre not

[@tmajec]

@@rhudylofthouse7528 what are you on about? What’s your evidence he’s not Kenyan?

[@candymr2]

29:50.. No cars, no #2 pencils..lol

[@idojuegos2151]

Opie screams to stop Patrice just to slow down the bit That’s the guy that been doing this since he was 18 years old

[@HolTukIj]

43:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@1ColdFuture]

I want me a Sugar Momma!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats my ultimate fantasy

[@MikeErnesto]

Tim F. Why is old pussy wack?

[@MRFAKEMOVIE]

Pussy ages like bread, not like wine.... Good luck

[@3rdSupreme]

Be careful what you ask for.

[@Collegeave12]

I've had 3 older lady..pussy felt just like the rest of bitches pussy wet and good..no difference at all..matter of fact it was super tight

[@jonaslafleur2429]

@@Collegeave12 Most women don't fuck as much as ppl think.Regardless of age.Only pornstars and prostitutes fuck everyday.

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

24:45 42:59 56:23

[@PoetClown]

The first guy who called I want an update on his life

[@kenhuang4697]

nego baby arm hahahahha

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

'' The MASA tribe guys are big enough to reverse menopause!!'' Who else would think of that.

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Listen to the fatigue and sincerity in Patrice's voice at 46:50 when he says '' Oh my God!''.

[@montablanc1]

The white womans American Dream

[@DarthGizzle]

Seeing this now and looking at the picture, that woman in the news paper looks like Ellen

[@Maya_Naija]

Listening to this while eating tuna 🤢

[@Clipperdude123]

Mush factor 😂

[@prabhatpal3374]

19:42 opie has to derail.

[@logen6792]

😂😂😂....(that's all I can say)

[@Kasperx138]

64 ain't no cougar that's a zombie

[@johnjack902]

Hahahahahahaha

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

'' That is like having unfrozen meat hanging around for five years!!''.

[@juniorhernandez3347]

Crazy regretful lady was actually onto something. Patrice took a turn similar to what SHE was preaching. I don’t think she had anything to do with it but just listen to the interaction with her and Anthony and how Anthony shows his true colors. She was onto something because thousands of people to this day still listen to the words of long passed Patrice O’Neal. I really do thank O&A for getting Patrice on live radio but they sucked as people and I don’t see the “similarities” between Anthony and Patrice. People share similarities but when saying Anthony is a white Patrice is fucking stupid and Patrice went along with it for god knows what reason. Maybe he believed in them too much. They were millionaires yet couldn’t share love with Patrice as he was FIGHTING to make it and stay alive. Not even going half on a chef until Patrice makes it because they believe in him.. wanna know why? They were never really friends. O&A became friends on the way to success and Patrice was great radio to them (for the cheap). Can’t stand how people buy that bs. Anthony probably doesn’t regret being a better friend because he’s such a selfish ass, whereas Opie probably does care but you never know with that lunatic.

[@popeye697]

Liz Claiborne lol

[@MrHandzzz]

28:32 Ol Roght!

[@mojahedb]

She is a mougar lol

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

'' See what a waste of time dignity is? '' .

[@othertalk3313]

Women should retire at age 40. Like when a racehorse gets a broken leg... that kind of "retired".

[@jasminkettana2169]

And what about men?

[@othertalk3313]

@@jasminkettana2169 Hahah I don't even remember making this comment. Sounds a bit harsh now reading it back... but I guess it was a reference to a joke somewhere in the clip. I don't know. In any case, I shall call off the purge. Live long and prosper.

[@dontfeelcold]

@@othertalk3313 you beta.

[@dontfeelcold]

@@jasminkettana2169 what about men?

[@bryanbailey6165]

THEY ARE GOING TO AFRICA TO GET THE BIG WOOD 🪓 😂🤣😂🤣

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

You can tell that woman with the Queens accent Annie would be such a whiner to hang out with I can just tell.

[@buddhist.wisdom]

23:55 Bronx Johnny

[@isaiahwilliams9413]

fit it 2020

[@timothybarend882]

The woman on the lower right on this video looks like Whitney Cummings.

[@hoshiref]

Big enough to reverse menopause

[@LouStoriale]

So glad Opie got fired. What a non-funny human being.

[@ragejinraver]

L. S. He still has more money and fame then you'll ever have

[@jbo4547]

Lol I'm much much younger than that dude, but good job making yourself feel cool.

[@loveyomama]

He's really not funny though... he is rich gotta give him that

[@outlawofgor4426]

Which one is opie? O and A have similar voices to me lol.

[@slipamo4309]

Opie defenders are just the worst. Absolute no argument other than "He's richer than you." Wow. Excellent point

[@sandydavidsnodgrass]

She's too old! Cougars are hearing the clock!

[@derekhype9486]

Whos the women in the bra? Top right corner of the screen image. ANYone?

[@comedycrackhead5577]

Katherine Helmond a/k/a Mona Robinson from the TV show "Who's The Boss?"

[@derekhype9486]

Comedy Crackhead Thank you, good Mr. Crackhead. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[@comedycrackhead5577]

Derek Hype Haha..thank u sir!

[@johnstorm9071]

Derek Hype Her character is Mona from the 80's sitcom who's the boss.

[@monisolaelliott9346]

I was beating myself up trying to remember which show this was

[@Nhia89]

Hey who's that chick in the red bikini?

[@jonathancarrion3982]

Nhia89 look up The Who’s the boss cast yungin

[@StandWatie1862]

She's the dried up old skank from who's the boss

[@jarlath6815]

The cryptkeeper

[@Nhia89]

@@jarlath6815 lol

[@Jero-P]

Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?

[@notrealy180217]

Opie seems like a guy who would know all of 311's deep cuts.

[@dash4800]

Never listened to Opie and Anthony back in the day. Is it the consensus that nobody likes Opie. He doesn't seem to be on board with what everyone else one the show is doing. Why is he even part of it?

[@atlienn2566]

Annie really is one of few good women left it’s good to hear something like that for a change

[@Awkward_Inc3l]

No she's not

[@99NOFX]

the taco is the most horrible visual analogy for a vag....

[@mrRufffnTumble]

Kurt Hannemann chipped ham

[@barahng]

Better than "ham wallet" or "gash".

[@MikeErnesto]

200% SMUG ham wallet lol

[@popeye697]

Kurt Hannemann turducken

[@99NOFX]

I like gash, it's quite accurate.

[@wavyboyo]

patrice never made it to diapers unfortunately

[@user-xp7tc3ol5k]

So many men shocked when women acts like men 😅 Power is changing.

[@aryanmishra9769]

That means being a man is powerful

[@aryanmishra9769]

Women can't have power while being men so they act like men

[@lyonhartboxing]

Smash and dash the cougars never stay more than a couple of months they are broken women looking for help because there body is falling apart then they expect you to be a care taker.

[@shhhake]

1:02 good one Opie. Anthony's was better even though you copied him.

[@armenps524]

How long ago was this seems really dated?

[@Sm0k3y707]

How does it seem dated?