Patrice O'Neal - Sassy Black Women (Compilation)

[@themeatspot5020]

In these times of podcasts, Patrice would have owned everyone

[@truestdude]

Hell yea

[@ericglenn9984]

Someone would try to cancel him with sexual allegations over something that happened 20 years earlier

[@themeatspot5020]

@@ericglenn9984 True

[@michaelreyes1474]

@@ericglenn9984 Shit would of been HILARIOUS if they tried to "me too" Patrice. Holy shit he would have mopped the floor with that horse shit.

[@Frederickpoole25]

@@truestdude He would've killed in this era.

[@hapaharley1706]

Train by day Patrice compilation videos by night....all day

[@ale58301]

The Patrice. O'Neal. Experience. *Cue guitar*

[@wubanga10154]

Oh great googly moogly do I wish this was a thing.

[@darklord220]

Him and joey Diaz on the same podcast

[@najidastar3996]

Nick Diaz would approve this message 😂💯

[@tonewalk1512]

@@darklord220 My fuckn head jus exploded.

[@213byron]

“What’s sassiness?” It’s a lack of happiness” 😂😂😂

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

That was so profound and accurate

[@Vintagenegro]

That is some real shit.

[@truestdude]

Bars 4 real

[@sunnyside9273]

100% truth. The world misses this guy !!

[@pnlson5629]

"...white men find them hilarious and white women find them liberating..." -Patrice O'Neal (13:48) on how people view big black women

[@Rakeemgrant]

He was spot on

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

@CNNisISIS that statements ALWAYS in the back of my mind lmao

[@sterlingdemons6875]

Facts💯

[@sterlingdemons6875]

@Lauren BIG MAMA Doughty really? 🤔

[@artificialintelligence0101]

Basically

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

AINT NO ONE WORKING ON NO SATURDAY - omfg lmao. I had a coworker like that when I was working for a fire dept. I loved her

[@beliVolidisko]

Unless we get double double time 😂😂😂

[@ericdicicco976]

Men in 2018 desperately need Patrice

[@omalone1169]

Eric DiCicco we got Alan Roger Curie and mode one . Steve Williams is alright . also Dante Nero speaks nicely

[@lordchiefrocanumbaone1207]

The World at large needs Patrice

[@pnlson5629]

Eric DiCicco Our nation and damn culture as a whole needs Patrice O'Neal with this whole damn ubber-sensitive PC turn society has taken.

[@MasterRoyalSnow]

2018 doesn't deserve Patrice.

[@MasterRoyalSnow]

2018 doesn't deserve Patrice.

[@addicted2anger53]

The way Patrice breaks everything down is amazing. The world lost him way to soon.

[@richardlewis6080]

I would have sacrificed kev hart for patricki

[@raphealh12]

@@richardlewis6080 facts, in a hartbeat lol

[@Joe-ff6tk]

just on time

[@bro6568]

I miss listening to them all O&A, Jimmy, & Patrice dude they were all 🔥 together..

[@Optimusprimerib36]

I miss him/this

[@American_Indian_man]

“Duba duba time!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@253jacksonrhoads1]

It’s far better than Prozac. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbysmith9810]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@difficultbastard]

Opie: "I could talk to a sassy black broad, easy" Patrice: "Really?"

[@Ledouche1234]

Im not buying it for one sec. Opie would bitch out in a heart beat.

[@LAZYBOY8224]

Opie is a total puss in real life

[@philippweisang]

One of the most cringe worthy moments I have ever witnessed. Opie trying to be black is just beyond embarassing

[@Zzz-j2f]

@@philippweisang He loves the sistaz muddahucka!

[@daxmiller35]

@@philippweisang yeah, and "he ain't fron-tin"

[@captainphoenix]

"The blind guy who won't wear the make-you-feel-better sunglasses" lmao

[@TheNiggaThatShotKeem]

LMAOOO

[@sethiddings7293]

omg so true. Wtf they need sunglasses for? So we don't have look at their dead eyes XD brutal. Honest.

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

"Indian dudes will die if you try to steal some Halls" God damn I miss Patrice.

[@SuperDuperCool23]

The last 8 minutes is pure comedic genius. R.I.P to one of the best comics to of ever existed

[@msthang5366]

Mar DeaDuncan “All I need is some mo chicken”!!!

[@rodthedon]

8 minutes of pure violation

[@AhmadAmr98]

i kept looking for it a while back, and then now im just listening and it turned up and its the best surprise ever i love this set so much

[@debbiedelight7988]

Bernie Mac

[@4Everlast]

RIP big man. Fuck, now i wish we had a gay supermarket nearbye. :(

[@-KillaWatt-]

Man, we lost Patrice way too soon. What an absolute legend.

[@greatnation40]

"Fried white baby feet" I damn near died when he said that! 😂🤣😭😂

[@ricardoperkins9162]

greatnation40 IKR, I almost fell out my chair laughing😂😂😂😂

[@PrimeTime__]

Why did I read this as he said it? 😂

[@Rakeemgrant]

I lost my shit when he said that

[@G0DKompleX]

"My white friend Karen....!" Patrice was ahead of him time!!!!

[@pnlson5629]

LMFAO at Anthony's line @ 33:50 when Patrice and Opie discussing white ppl doing the most horrific awful crimes and brutal murders compared to black people: "....what white ppl do in 'quality' of crime, black people make up for in 'quantity'..."

[@Peter-qq3io]

Stealing that line

[@MidTierVillain]

" _Anybawdy lose some keeeysss!?_ " -Anthony *(Sassy Black Woman Voice)* Lmao 😂

[@BoqPrecision]

Above Beyond I don't like him, but his voices are accurate af... Florida from good times lol

[@iprrdm6353]

Patrice was way to real for this punk ass world.

[@senecaureliuslocke9432]

"I think...they hire people...(to places of authority like the police)...who wouldn't get respect otherwise." - Patrice O'neal Wow...this man was a legit prophet...

[@is0sceles]

Part of the humiliation ritual

[@MidTierVillain]

" _She takes no shit, and there's no shit to be tooken_ " The accuracy of that simple statement, lmao, Patrice.

[@rocksteady8705]

He shut her and her school bus pussy downnn

[@JB-wb5gp]

Patrick O'Neal was giving these white guys golden wisdom. I knew exactly what was going to happen when he started to talk about white men on the tv shows and how they appear in real life and relationships, I knew someone was going to get a little upset, but what he was saying is true. Same thing with blacks as well but, what he was saying about the white men was something I know alot of white guys do not hear alot. but I've notice the samething, especially with the yes dear mentality, twoards women. They tend to give their wives and girlfriends too much power. Of course the women uses it to their advantage. Most white guys don't get that women want "you' to have the power and be the stronger one, not the other way around, this is what causes women to lose attraction become a bitch or cheat. It's like most white guys suffered from feminism because they didn't really connect with their dads like they did with their mothers, so alot of these guys hide it, but they are extremely sensitive an emotional. Which is why they seek a women's validation so much just to be disappointed because women seek validation from men as well, so It's like two straight chicks getting together very awkward.

[@rmglover3191]

"like two straight chicks getting together." dude! gold.

[@gp5]

I have an ex girlfriend that married a white guy, years later we still talk, her husband has given her so much freedom to the point that she came to visit me from another city with the excuse of visiting the city I live in. She came to visit TWICE and on her second trip she brought her husband along, her husband knows who I am, he knows exactly how she feels about me. The point of the story is that white men give their wives or girlfriends so much fucking freedom and power to the point that the women (specially white women) will do some disrespectful to them and the dudes will be ok with it or sit their with their goofy attitude about the whole thing. J B you spoke nothing but the truth!

[@KoolKumasi]

Tell em bro reason we are in the shit we are in today, to be honest most are in powerful positions giving power willingly to women without no responsibility.

[@Fartylipjuice]

Who the fuck is Patrick O'neal

[@flordelis9649]

Men seek validation from men as well! as much as men like to think they don't you guys do. Be it sports fixing cars , grilling , how they fucked a b**ch etc... So I see no problem when a man and a woman are in a relationship seeking validation from each other. He was brought up by a single woman ,a teacher at that. So........ He can miss me with that BS he talking about validation from each other. Men look for validation from a woman's words and actions on if he hit that G spot or not rocked her world 🙄 men are lame asses to

[@alexjacobs2080]

The asian owner thing is the realest shit i ever heard

[@msthang5366]

“Candied white baby toes”😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@sylvesterhurt447]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@RBG-ez7pd]

He takes me by the hand and we run to the grape juice together 😂 I cannot think of a more hilarious gay store clerk/black guy store customer stereotype ever hahaha

[@shamibrown2287]

Rotflmao

[@Joe-ff6tk]

WTF is Juice

[@BrysontheeTV]

He wanted that people stuff😂

[@josephhall5884]

Double double time. I'm crying laughing.

[@Mathew.]

😂😂😂

[@cameronhopewell641]

AINT NOBODY WORKIN ON A MUTHAFUCKINSATUHDAY

[@kingsexecutor1]

double double and a half XDDD

[@dominiqueosorio-davis6781]

Targets for Sassy Black chicks 1.)light-skinned guys 2.)white guys 3.)white chicks (blonde preferred) 4.)black guy w/white girl

[@staley1776]

They rail against white men, while simultaneously loving them. They have BPD

[@spaceforcevet985]

I could be having the worst day and DOUBLE DOUBLE TIME can cheer me up

[@melissareed3101]

Man they can dish it but they cannot take it when Patrice dishes it their way 🤣🤣

[@4Everlast]

"The guy takes my hand and we run over to the grape juice." xD

[@mattb8943]

"Oh you got 4 sons? Your pussy ain't shit!" This might be my favourite Heckler back and forth I've ever heard. So funny.

[@weewee2169]

what time?

[@253jacksonrhoads1]

Like a bulletproof vest that doesn’t do its job.

[@CP-ze1qm]

“Double, double time!” Makes me laugh every time

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

Oh my god that banter with the black woman made me cry laugh like I didn't expect to experience that, that's nuts

[@Kidneypunches101]

40:37 - 48:37 is the reason I love Patrice's stand up.

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

You know full well that she went hunting those who laughed at her after the show, one by one

[@garrettjohnson907]

Patrice was fucking lethal. "You talkin to me, n*gga?"

[@anduin1]

I miss this guy. I never met him but he was undoubtedly talented and insightful.

[@AhmedMohamed-ic3nt]

Patrice O'Neal is the greatest.RiP

[@davefekete7187]

69 likes noice

[@punanny123]

The woman above looks like one of my aunts when shes in a good mood:) Wish I found Patrice before I got married but I told my son to check Patrice out online.

[@NJDronesincorporated]

That’s aunt ester from Sanford and son

[@MusicSetAdrift]

Ever a conspiracy ever did exist, it was the Death of Patrice. He alone would be the voice of reason. So many things have come to light that are exactly as Patrice said things would go. Death of a Prophet indeed

[@masterwu7784]

The Driftersoul patrice would have a field day with all the bullshit going on with this #metoo shit

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

Can you go deeper into the conspiracy of his death? Thanks

[@omalone1169]

NOFACE WHITESHOES only if we do the same with prodigy of Mobb Deep

[@gu5903]

There is no conspiracy you fuckin loons. He ate too much and had a stroke.

[@luckyjalyt]

Patrice was here for a good time not a long time

[@phanties]

Just here to thank Opie for completely unnecessarily explaining Patrices premise in the first 30 seconds. Thanks Ope

[@oduneyeman]

Patrice was like a wizard when it comes to the ladies, he says a few words but gets them everytime.

[@wunkid47]

Go get em Bertha 😂😂

[@KB-nw3gi]

that lady looks like Joe Rogan

[@bludji]

dude i've been laughing for two minutes straight that's funny shit

[@TheBeeFactory]

lol. It really does. Anyway I'm pretty sure that's Lawanda Page. She played aunt Esther on Sanford and Son.

[@KB-nw3gi]

was wondering who that was

[@jokeroganexperience4018]

Lmao

[@chileanguyfleegman]

Joe "sassy" Rogan

[@stephenabootman6051]

A sassy black chick took my clothes out of the dryer in the laundromat while they were spinning dry. I was like "You're using my quarters to dry your clothes." She responded that I had "attitude" and was "acting above her like a massah." I was like "Do the right thing. Or don't." Finally she grabs her clothes and leaves. Dumb dumb.

[@edoe5915]

That actually was her flirting lol

[@pearz420]

@@edoe5915 I prefer Cardassian women.

[@CubaRican908]

Listening to Patrice talkin' on O&A is the perfect prescription to daily life, especially when he's talking about this subject while I'm driving in rush-hour through Newark, NJ!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@animatedflow9974]

"I bet your nipples look like 20 inch dubs" slayed

[@TELEthruVOXx]

This is my fav Patrice vid thx for the upload.

[@comedycrackhead5577]

glad u enjoyed it, thanks!

[@geraldos9094]

I've come to believe that they put big sassy BW in customer service so you won't return any merchandise. I see a sassy BW at the customer service desk and I would rather leave the store.

[@bobbysealejunior6590]

Geraldo S I doubt that, cause that would mean that black men have all the customer service power, because my woman is a sassy black woman also, AND she’s the customer and knows it...pitbulls aren’t scared of other pitbulls....lol....I love your perception, though, because you just have to deal with SBW in societal situations, u obviously have never dated them.

[@beebeetee2926]

😂😂😂 Sadly, me too.

[@wilakt4fud]

12:05 - 12:46 That run is spectacular.

[@kuunami]

When it comes to sassy black women EVERYTHING is a power struggle. Make no mistake about this. And this is a white guy she did this to. It's even worse when they're dealing with a black guy. Personal experience.

[@SkylineFTW97]

Even in the dating world, they're way more hostile to black men than white ones. I'm mixed, but predominantly black myself. Now I grew up in upper middle class suburbs, so I don't have a ghetto bone in my body and they know it. The sass gets turned up to 11 with guys like me, so that's dick repellent IMO. On the flip side, I have 2 close friends who dated black women. 1 Latino guy who looks like a redneck and 1 Asian guy. They both said that their experiences with black women romantically are much more pleasant. The Asian guy had a black ex who he was with for 6-7 years and he thought about marrying and the Latino guy had an ex he was with for 8 or 9 years. Although in both cases, it fell apart because of personality conflicts that happened at the end.

[@MarzanWorldwide]

The women in the thumbnail is “Aunt Esther “ played by actress LaWanda Page from Sanford & son

[@_Schwartz]

"Double double time" .. lmao 🤣

[@jamingjohnson2275]

The stand up at the end was the funniest stand-up that I've ever seen, or heard Patrice do. For the most part I don't really like him as a stand-up, but I love him on radio. And this right here is what he does on radio.

[@Mikehowarth1988]

You never watch his elephant in the room special? I’m not the biggest stand up fan but that was great.

[@keithfissel1884]

Man I wish Patrice was alive and these guys had this show nowadays. I can’t get enough.

[@michellec765]

God Patrice hits it on the head every time. Would love to hear his take on today's bs

[@msthang5366]

“Hard torpedo shaped fruits”

[@Evs78101]

Always listen to this to cheer me up 😂

[@HamptonFarly]

Love these little convos between Patrice and Anthony....listening to them for them again though...😞

[@buttafoco]

Patrice was like an anthropological genius for the modern day. RIP gone too soon

[@msthang5366]

“Fried White Baby feet”!!😭😭😭

[@TheDNAGroup]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL "Takes my hand, and we run over to the grape juice"

[@wraithstrongopark]

cumia's florida evans impression is hilarious!

[@dominiqueosorio-davis6781]

We have a 2 sassy black woman at my gig one her favorite line is "Ask anyone who I am".

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

“Aksks anyone who I am.”*

[@TheSnoozeFox]

40:29 this is the bravest thing a black man has ever done, speaking as one myself lol

[@macberry4048]

As far as I know Patrice never did too many jokes about gay people and Jews but when he does they are hilarious

[@teriyaki_chicken]

The crowd work at the end is hilarious, he is amazing

[@JoelB3]

I've lost count of the # of Mr. P clips that are pure gold.

[@YAH2121]

The stand up at the end killed me lol

[@KaleidoPod]

Holy shit his set at the end is hilarious

[@thedrk2074]

DOUBLEDOUBLE TIME

[@Jdac333]

The stand up part was masterful 👏🏼 elite comedian

[@pelican1767]

15:04 double double time 😂🤣💀

[@shawn___2162]

Patrice was pure Genius... hate that he’s no longer with us

[@jeffreycherep8264]

"...she dipped her nuggets..." Holy shit do I miss this bastard.

[@SaladRostrum]

Patrice's version of the redpill is the best.

[@darkice7669]

Sassy black women..I had one literally cut me off in mcdonalds drive thru last night after long day at work movin furniture. She act like she aint see me. NEVER made eye contact. I just yelled out, "ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS ASK", "God always watchin and that was not slick". Right after that Another sassy black woman was handin me my bag and i said thank you to her. She grabbed the bag back and said "what was that"? I said, "just have a good night sweetheart". Only thing i could do was look up to God and laugh my ass off. God definitely got a sick sense of humor. Hope Patrice up there makin him laugh. RIP to our fallen brother. The King of comedy. In my mind atleast

[@Michael-zf7yi]

Patrice is so legendary to me , i rank him second right behind Richard Pryor , the Goat of course.

[@johnjack902]

No question

[@melkor8712]

This is why I take the time to fill out complaint forms.

[@TheCloud2012]

Fried white baby feet 😂😂

[@notsammiguel8417]

19:39 Opie Gets mad at Anthony for not letting him steer the ship. How the fuck did Opie ever have a radio career is beyond me

[@jayjackson9250]

she walked right into his web and he ate her *** up at the end of this video too funny.

[@theodoretheelder6248]

Every motor vehicle in America has that black woman.

[@Mangaboy69]

The guy grabs my hand and we ran over lmao so fucking funny man

[@ewjomega2596]

The reason sassy black women never get reprimanded or fired is not because they have a lot of power it's because you have to make a decision on whether or not you want to go through the drama if and when this woman explodes. She will cuss you out, and many will get in your face.

[@ElohimPenemue]

I'm Black & my Mother is just like this. She's legit War-like. We went to Target to get some rugs for the house & my god man, I can't even put into words how much she completely dressed down this young white kid making him get like 6 different rugs off the shelf & not wanting any of them. It was both hilarious and embarrassing lol The kid said to my mom, "Ma'am I don't think we have what you're looking for.." I just face palmed & shook my head, he had no idea what he just did lmao.

[@drinkthekoolaidkids]

Liberty City El , it's people like your mother that have ruined the attitude of people in the service industry , so next time you have some minimum wage clerk with a don't give a fuck attitude walk by you like you are a ghost you'll know why .

[@ElohimPenemue]

I hate group txt !!!!!!!! That doesn't bother me.

[@tuffcrowd6765]

The fucking stand up at the end has me dying

[@Masky5150]

Patrice the absolute legend.

[@williamrusso3130]

The visual of Patrice running hand-in-hand with the gay store clerk is hilarious.

[@djjd5067]

27:21 Did Patrice invent the term Karen? He’s a prophet

[@Amanda5by5]

PROPHET!!! I HAVE BEEN SAYING

[@Amanda5by5]

But the Karen thing is also true. I start to notice that too.

[@86MarcusP]

That is why he's the GOAT

[@ryanmcconnell549]

holy shit, listening to Patrice talk about his mom being war like, just because.....made me realize that my mom is like that too. She's war like. An old lady not about to be fucked with. That made everything make sense, in one sentence. Wish he was still around.

[@PhilRockwell]

" Fried White baby feet." WTF! Patrice is fukn insane. Who can think of some crazy ish like that on the spot. 🤣🤣🤣😆

[@blackphoenix6856]

This guy is truly missed.

[@torachan23]

I wonder if Patrice ever went to a Popeyes restaurant in the south. He would’ve had A LOT to say about their terrible service lol

[@TChalla616]

The South? Popeyes has terrible service everywhere!

[@officialjeremiahblake]

@@TChalla616 Thats a fact!

[@PATMAN0910]

extraordinary........absolutely hilarious! i pissed my pants...!

[@jaswinderparmar3567]

AINT NOBODY WORKIN ON NO MUTHAFUCKIN SATURDAY

[@dorpth]

"Whatchoo want, COFFEE, nigga?"

[@debbiedelight7988]

The white men don't laugh as hard when he talks about real things white people do 😂

[@countof3everybodyOD]

I agree with most of what he says but sometimes he be out there It’s entitlement to not get punched in the face? Lol

[@m.clarke4171]

Right.

[@mgm8075]

@@countof3everybodyOD it's entitlement to think that you can't get hit. white women aren't used to violence or people putting hands on them

[@jt6264]

truth lmao

[@tyrant_tarantula]

I’m sure Patrice meant West LA, sounds like the Pavillion in West Hollywood

[@Morathe3rd]

To this day in 2021. Patrice is still deeply missed

[@reynaldoorellana1823]

“Double Double TIME” 😂😂😂

[@MoraleToad]

That woman on the pic is SO SASSY