30 Minutes of Billy Gardell: Halftime

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[@comedydynamics]

Molly: Why don't you stay with your mom tomorrow night? Mike: For the same reason I don't chew on tinfoil or try to kiss bears.

[@PunkDogCreations]

No need to post blasphemous content

[@philwright2480]

I could listen to two or three hours of Billy, he's hilarious

[@starwekstarwek9245]

Someone cut me off in traffic, i said "you stupid needledick!" From the back seat of the minivan I hear my 5 year old repeating "needledick! needledick! needledick!" ...omg 😂

[@mortenhyvejle]

HAHAHA

[@10bankai01]

He's the reason i call people time release ass holes

[@Sosapotence3001990]

Great comedian, underated & underknown

[@cgarrrr2274]

Most of the stuff he talks about is like he's my age. Like the bit about his mom cleaning his face with spit in a tissue. My dad (retired military) had that responsibility, but he only licked his thumb to clean 🙄 my eyes in the middle of the mall! So gross! But it was a learning experience!!

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

There are so many comedians that I love. Yet, I wish this video was 30 minutes longer. Parents spitting-on- or blowing-on stuff was something I also grew up with in the upper Midwest.

[@ctfan1486]

I wonder how many people understood what he meant when he said a roll of caps and a rock.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

That was total entertainment when I was a kid growing up.

[@pauljoseph1963]

I didn't get it

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

@@pauljoseph1963 Because you weren't a kid when we were kids. But, I'm a bunch of years older than BG.

[@ShaneT-dl8gi]

I still have hearing loss!

[@dchook1002]

@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Just to be fair to you; we used to play with 'cap guns' which included a roll of red tape that you would put into the faux bullet chamber, and it had staggered small amounts of gun powder that would make a bang as the hammer hit the charge. The tape was fed much like the tape on an adding machine with every pull of the trigger. We also had candy cigarettes, lawn darts and bag 'o' glass.

[@blacklegacyentertainment5757]

Never heard of him till this clip and now Im an instant fan. At age 41 I can relate to everything he said 😮

[@roxannerettig8859]

I think he's hilarious! He made it! All famous now!!! Yay🎉😂 Roxanne

[@ArthurSherman-be7ui]

I first saw him on a t v show called Mike and molly

[@kino9356]

“It smells like incest in here” glad I held my whiskey down. That got me so much. 😂😂😂😂

[@mortenhyvejle]

Up here in viking Denmark we speak danish, English and fluid German... So we understand these languages..When my son learned to speak he wanted to say "far" which means dad. For 2 years he put a t at the end of it, so when we were in LEGOLAND or going shopping and he couldn't find me or wanted something, everyone could hear a little boy shouting "fart, fart, fart"🤣🤣...true story btw.

[@TMstaffer1029]

lol this was funny 😂

[@mortenhyvejle]

@@TMstaffer1029 hahaha not for me, his father 🤣🤣🤣

[@17s550]

@@mortenhyvejlecherish that memory lol. That’s a cute tale.

[@mortenhyvejle]

@@17s550 LOL

[@ThomasMHP-we2mt]

Damn dude . Excellent 👌 .

[@user-hy3qr6wn2x]

They're closed I swear to God so funny 🤣

[@user-hy3qr6wn2x]

24:02

[@barbarabeharrywatley9478]

Awesome comedian 👍😅

[@georgegordon9922]

First time I’ve come across this guy and I think here is tremendous. Will look for more

[@user-ip7vo9hc1z]

I've watched your TV show for years you are good at what you do you are sooo funny 😊

[@user-tt8jy6ms7y]

The Mike and Molly guy he is funny.

[@fabianrigan9625]

Love you man on that skit your father says get out of the house you and me are on point❤😊

[@scottbrown6746]

First saw him on young sheldon😂😂😂

[@EnryR93]

I had a stick 😂 hell yeah I had one too with a nail to replace its wheel😂 (ice cream lids or anything round) 😂😂😂

[@cgarrrr2274]

Well, I graduated from a rock to my dad's hammer that I conveniently borrowed when he wasn't home. A roll of caps was plenty loud when a car drove by!

[@ThomasMHP-we2mt]

Awesome ! A pro .

[@rubrechtkevin2013]

Fred Klett is also one you have to check out if you like this guy 😊

[@ThomasMHP-we2mt]

What a surprise . Very good .t .

[@jamesconnolly1201]

2013 = 2024

[@reversingglobalwarming9431]

❤

[@ThomasMHP-we2mt]

Fun .

[@falconeyes9668]

I LANDED A PLANE ON THE HUDSON.... RIVER!......I don't want to hear S**T tonight!!!

[@carls1959]

By the time I was twelve, I was the bartender at my parents and aunts houses during card games. I did that until I was 17. Even did it a card game at a bar. I made money that night from the drunks. They dropped money and I would get it to stick on the gum on my shoe and walk away with it.

[@Justin-fq7vj]

Sully was a nick name for Chesley that was his middle name. ✅

[@petehiggins3582]

Is the house behind the Mike Molly house?

[@joeminella5315]

👍👍👍👍👍

[@philwright2480]

😂😂😂😂😅

[@barbarabeharrywatley9478]

😂

[@mybachhertzbaud3074]

👍👍😁👍👍

[@kayregulski6828]

He’s not only was funny, but he was gorgeous. his weight added to his sexiness I don’t care when anybody says

[@nickstojanovic8868]

Love Billy, These are bits I didnt see on the edited Half time show. Almost spit my drink out with the candle shop joke. Sniff. Smell like incest in here. OMG😆😆😆

[@barbarabeharrywatley9478]

😀

[@TheRecon1a]

It's amazing how much weight he's lost over the years. I never knew he was a comedian. I watched Mike & Molly and then Bob ❤'s Abashola.

[@carlapratash9100]

Love both of those shows!!

[@kareneide]

Has anybody seen him do comedy since lost all the weight?

[@entangled6930]

On TV show Bob ❤ Abishola

[@kareneide]

@@entangled6930 No I mean what he was doing there except thin.

[@user-ox2lo4np6t]

Never through any person, religion, pastor, priest, pope, rabbi, or church...but only through one-on-one personal conscious-choice direct faith...This is one's only hope ever: See Romans 10:9-13 and 1 Cor.15:3,4 and Psalm 22:16 & Isaiah chpt.53 (even in the Jewish bible). After salvation see Matt.10:28 and Mark 12:30,31 auth.kjv bible only.

[@Bay-BGhost]

I am married to a man girl

[@elskid206]

He's so funny. Unfortunately it's so filthy I can't listen to it or share it

[@barbarabeharrywatley9478]

😂

[@antonraterman2281]

😂