She Misses and Winds Up Swimming | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St | Broncos Guru | Wavy Boats

[@rickslife]

Fun to watch!

[@genekelley7579]

🛑🛑 A Double Whopper between 2 Pieces of Bread, on that Yamaha Jet Ski!!!!😂👍

[@mennomennes4807]

🤣🤣🤣

[@fullblownredneck9623]

That ski needed all the High Output it could muster.

[@haroldhenderson2824]

Hey, She is my personal flotation device! All that butter makes her float better.

[@genekelley7579]

@@haroldhenderson2824 She could have held up the Titanic if that was the case 😳!!!

[@kylecephus]

What’s a fat girl and a brick have in common?

[@surfstarcc1]

She's a keeper bro!!!

[@DH-wr7rw]

Yep. My wifey would have gone crazy and it would have all been my fault!

[@slange455]

Lucky guy

[@mikediamond353]

I think she should have tied those fenders closer to the cleats, because the tide was so low. But yes, she DOES appear to be willing to assist. Bring her back aboard, this time.

[@mikediamond353]

@@DH-wr7rw even if it was HER decision on when to jump? Or are you talking about the whole docking procedure, or even the entire boating excursion that she would blame you for?

[@TripleAstyle1]

That waverunners floatability is the true champion of this video

[@dougshirley3460]

Was waiting to see that thing turn turtle.

[@andrewmcnulty2510]

I’ve realized from this channel that a mid cleat is the best option for any scenario

[@hyflyer64]

It's a quick, easy option. If there's strong wind and/or current, we'll nose into the dock and tie off a loose bow line then reverse the stern towards the dock. Really simple to do. Single handed, I'll get the stern to the dock and attach the stern line first then the mid cleat line. Lines and fenders are set long before approaching the dock.

[@ralphholiman7401]

We tie our 42 footer up like that. Pull up next to the dock, tie the line to the amidships cleat as taut as you can to the dock, and she isn't going to move much. Then you can do whatever it is you think you need to do next, at your leisure.

[@tomrogers9467]

The fun is always best after the coolers have been emptied!

[@sethstern6097]

Thankfully she wasn't hurt. What a dock job

[@ronpearce7198]

Just blows my mind how many people wait until they’re literally at the dock before putting dock lines on, both putting in and taking out.

[@mohamhead9701]

He should have raised the motor and used the propeller to saw the front off that jet ski

[@ralphholiman7401]

LOL! Thanks!

[@mohamhead9701]

@@fastwin493 Sociopaths and liberals do not possess the ability to recognize satire

[@markgendusa3624]

That's funny dude, lmao 🤣

[@mrtankman1958]

The incompetence is astounding

[@tonychavez2083]

Love that Sea Ray SPX bow rider...

[@arthurbrumagem3844]

Watching that searay I feel so much better about my skills

[@LeandroPereira-vw5zs]

OMG, they were so close to the dock at 1st, ahahaha, that was fun

[@SARDOGFL]

Great initial approach for blue/white boat. All they needed was a single midships line to totally complete a successful docking evolution in 30 seconds - and she could have prepared that single midships line in the no-wake zone. The rub rail and widest part of the boat is BELOW any significant dock, so those tiny fenders will do nothing. AND, she sure appears to be using granny knots instead of cleat knots. All of these rookie mistakes could have been avoided by taking a CG Aux or Power Squadron boating class.

[@tomrogers9467]

Training? We don’t need no stinking training!

[@SARDOGFL]

@@satunnainenkatselija4478attach bow OR stern ONLY, and the opposite end will drift or blow out from the pier. Attach midships, and the vessel is secured squarely.

[@seikibrian8641]

If you use a bow spring line, and then run the engine in forward with it turned hard astarboard (in this instance), the vessel will be held against the pier until other lines can be run.

[@philbrown8056]

My lord. I wouldn't be able to take a launch like this.

[@mxaexm]

All they needed was a $30 boat hook .

[@babadagaa8352]

Nobody ever breaks out the sky hook

[@bmwmission70]

Exactly!!!! I always carried a boat hook

[@korndawggy1801]

Yeah, I always have one. Hardly ever use it. I'd rather have it and not need it than be without, just in case.

[@mconner262]

I love how visually distraught that dude was his friend left without him. I can't stop laughing

[@tomrogers9467]

Set my Gaydar off on full alarm!

[@mconner262]

@@tomrogers9467 not cool dude don't demoralize someone over sexual orientation. You need to grow as person

[@grandpavan8335]

1:40 She had both hands on the dock. Opportunity lost. It took another 6 minutes to get the first line tied. The fenders are useless here, and the boat manufacturers put rub rails and mid-cleats on for a reason. One other thing...a boat hook would have kept her out of the water.

[@bobehmann9859]

At 1:34 he's in. The boat is in neutral, it's time for the guy to get off his ass and help the girl. She's got the stern, get the bow line. Face it, the boat like a car will eventually get a scratch.

[@mikediamond353]

The captain did a great job pulling up to the dock, but he should have recognized her hesitation, reminded her to prepare the lines in the no- wake zone, and known that taller people "make the leap" more easily at low tide.

[@peterk814]

She fell in because she had zero slack in the line when she jumped. If you see she was going to make it but the slack in the line wasn’t enough and that stopped her momentum

[@fontana101]

That last guy through a bigger hissy fit then most toddlers.

[@tomrogers9467]

That wussy blew the needle off my Gaydar!

[@jefflemaster2850]

This is the definition of “ stuff going sideways “

[@gwilliammaggs]

I have never seen so many inconsiderate jet skiers, not only did the jet ski pull in behind as he is trying to dock, but they backed the trailer down while this is happening. It has been said before, make the jet skis use a separate dock. My patience would have been tested on that one.

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

Its called STUPID!!!!

[@phillipdavies6548]

I live in Crystal Beach Ontario and we have the same ongoing problem at our boat launch with jet ski morons. We have a single launch , one side to launch the other to re cover. Jet skiers like to tie up at the recovery side to take a break so boats cannot use the launch. One even drove into my boat when I asked them to move so I could get my boat out of the water. Another actually hit the rear of my SUV when I was getting my boat onto my trailer. The riudest and most entitled people seem to ride these things

[@ralphholiman7401]

Jet Fleas.

[@azadventurefamily]

I’ve never seen a considerate jet skier… 😕

[@theone4929]

The jet skier actually had the right of way and the problem is most boaters don't understand why

[@DonziGT230]

Fenders are nearly useless for that boat and tide level. They'll only do anything if they happen to line up with the vertical beams. Their best bet would probably be to fold the top rearward and let her grab a post from mid-ship, then he could get on the dock and tie it off. If this was the kind of struggle it took to get docked I would have stopped boating long ago.

[@daffyduck9901]

That's why I like having a little older boat that guy in the jet-ski had no business docking behind them I would have ran right into him and just push them out of the way f them.

[@tomdrummy4984]

Wow ! 😶 Hope they learned to have fenders out and lines ready before they get to the dock. Probably not

[@Rsama60]

In Germany we have an expression for this: Hafenkino. Literaly translated: Harbor Cinema. I am so happy that where I have my sailboat - no motor boats allowed.

[@jerrycallo]

It's not a party until someone falls in the water

[@kencarnley7101]

He was looking good on first approach.

[@commonsense-grs]

I've said it many times, have ONE LINE tied at the bow cleat down to the stern cleat, you have control over both the bow and stern. In this pathetic attempt at mooring the boat, come in and did that very good, then start to fit fenders and lines. She had the perfect opportunity to jump onto the dock from the stern, but just throw the stern line onto the dock. Now if you only want to use a single line, have it tied to the centre cleat if you have one, make sure you have enough length, after you have got onto the dock, slowing pull boat in and it will line up nicely. Also go down on a quite day and practice and practice.

[@riverakers]

I guess these new boaters thought just throwing the lines onto the dock constitutes a landing.

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

Its incredible the guy on the jet ski helping can't let go of his phone in his left hand. Damn People are you born with a telephone?

[@roadracer1584]

I could care less about boats but here is the best shot of the video @4:02

[@seikibrian8641]

* The expression is *couldn't* care less. It means you don't care one bit, because nothing is less than zero. If you *could* care less, then you must care at least somewhat.

[@bengone3349]

Rush hour and crunch time!

[@Tfam305]

3:11 !! I own 2 Jeeps and a boat and I want to know what massive boat you’re towing with that 4 door?!

[@mikediamond353]

Which 4 door? The boat at dock looks pretty big; he needs to make these videos longer, or just more of the same length. He has shown several jeeps being pulled into the water; different sized boats. How do you avoid that?

[@Tfam305]

@@mikediamond353 At the 3:11 mark you can see a four-door Jeep towing a massive trailer

[@tomhman6441]

You need to take a driving test so you can prove you can drive a car. Boating is a free for all. Thanks to the people who help.

[@mnmully]

Oh I feel for them. Don't worry, you'll get it down with a little practice

[@ThePastaFazool]

why doesnt anyone in florida ever have a line ready? do they not make boat hooks anymore?

[@Ian-yf7cj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@F-N-C]

It was at that moment she knew, she F'd up......

[@sirstoic1187]

That guy was passed when he saw you filming lmfao!!

[@johnharrell817]

OMG don't let my new boat touch the dock!!!!!!!!!!!1 Rookies

[@mikediamond353]

They might have borrowed it from their father-in-law, and knew that he would scream at the tiniest scratch. But he loves to scream at people, anyway, so they're gonna hear it about anything. "I told you not to get the seats wet!!"

[@ralphholiman7401]

Let he who has never fallen off a boat at the dock cast the first wet dock line. It will not be me!

[@AndyUK-Corrival]

Once again defeat snatched from the jaws of victory…. Jeez

[@gp1800svho]

90% of yall in here couldn't do any better.

[@shiTthebed86]

She made that look so hard. From start to end. Female Mr bean.

[@papasnook]

Perfect description

[@mikediamond353]

Let's cut her some slack. She could be a first timer, even both of them, she DID look nervous, and hesitated making the jump at a great time. I blame this fiasco on the captain.

[@papasnook]

@@mikediamond353 . Maybe if she woulda used some common sense, but doesn’t look like that was utilized in this situation.

[@Ray56z]

Looked like they were doing it perfectly until the stern line was just tossed and left to lay. She tied it a spring line maneuver would of worked great-or he could of tossed a bow line. Every minute after that it just got worse.

[@octowboy]

a few rail scuffs are normal.. won't hurt it..

[@JP-ou8yb]

My guess is she waited to put the bumpers and lines out late because she didn't know what side of which dock, they would come into until they came into the area.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

She was clueless, absofuchinlutely clueless.

[@mikediamond353]

No, no, it's always the captains responsibility to clearly state his intentions to the crew. There's nothing so confusing as when the bow-watch asks for instructions, and is met with silence.

[@seikibrian8641]

"Bumpers"? They're called "fenders," ya scurvy landlubber. ;-)

[@jeffrandolf5673]

@@seikibrian8641 Actually.... Blow Boaters call 'em "Fenders". Stink Potters (& land lubbers) call 'em "Bumpers."

[@seikibrian8641]

@@jeffrandolf5673 If you go to the West Marine online store and search for "bumpers" you'll be taken to the page for "fenders." On that page there are special fenders for pontoon boats, bass boats, etc. Hardly "blow boats," wouldn't you say.

[@ragingrighteously9996]

I could watch that first mate all night…

[@bacondad6960]

Why do I continue to watch these?!?!?!? They are so painful!!

[@wilmarbarrick3194]

Does anyone in Miami know what a spring line is?

[@miculinic1]

Does anyone in FL know how to use the mid-cleat?

[@seikibrian8641]

No need for a mid-cleat if you know how to use a spring line.

[@Ian-yf7cj]

Why wait until you are on the dock before you set up your kit to dock.

[@bernie9728]

I see this all the time. You are right they should have set the fenders well in advance of getting to the dock. Then when you get to the dock, forget about a bow line and a stern line, all you need is line on the mid cleat. You are not saying there, it's supposed to be temporary. With the mid cleat line the boat can go anywhere. If the bow tried to pull away the stern fender will prevent that. Like wise, if the stern tries to pull away the bow fender will prevent that. Quick and Secure, it doesn't get any better than that. Another time saver is to have those fenders tied on way before you get to the dock. I would put fenders our on both sides so you can quickly use either side. When you get close just flip them over and be prepared to tie off on the mid cleat. Then again, your videos would not be as entertaining, so there is that.

[@CoreyTazGetEm]

First time being early for a video drop

[@Chompi-Channel]

That mercury x5 is $15k+ alone. 😂 money can’t buy 🧠

[@OL-Tom]

Jet ski .... The cockroach of the water

[@arthurbrumagem3844]

Cockroaches everywhere are now offended 😂

[@Eatongee]

6:00 Looks like the girl on the left got tangled in a fishing net while she was out on the water.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

Hey-seus, Mary & Giuseppe, THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL CLUELESS!

[@claudequeen6614]

I wish you would have more and more videos more and more each week more than one or two a week

[@mikediamond353]

I second the motion. This was a good one, and I can't stop watching. Our host forgot to give us the slo-mo replay, this time. It's his narration style that keeps me coming back. Laugh&Learn!!!!

[@vinniebuiltRC]

It's just a Sea Ray you bounce those off the dock

[@Beachbummin79]

That last Jetski crew was special anyways. I mean first the last dude couldn't figure out how to but the life vest on. Second why the driver got his kill cord on the opposite wrist stretching it and getting it in the way. Newbie struggles are real

[@christianwolf68]

i dont know what they are making boats out of now but my, and my grandfathers boat never rocked about like these things i see here do

[@veiledallegory]

If she would have cut back on the cheeseburgers a while back they could have gotten 4 on the ski!

[@tomrogers9467]

The manatee was a full load all by itself! With a face that would stop a clock!

[@shawnathon60]

He was on the dock twice,.. Mrs Gilligan shoulda had rear line on, glad she is OK

[@mikediamond353]

And she should have jumped ashore, and she should've wrapped the line before she went to the bow, I think the boat is brand new, & she's a 1st timer.

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

Rō Shambō Is the law of the land in that last sitch And, rule one no sulking if ya lose. Embrace it and improve your paper, rock, scissors game for next time

[@rickneal4967]

Are boat hooks illegal in Miami or something....?

[@johnvgig]

Haven't people heard of boat hooks in FL?!?!?!

[@mikemcguire8351]

Dang

[@MarkoAbo]

When you say they're "heading for the sand bar" what is it exactly that you mean? Why would someone want to head for a sandbar? Unless they were serving drinks??

[@nodayatthebeach]

How to turn a basically completed docking into a total failure and fiasco.... SMH.

[@jpat99]

1:41, simply step off at that point and captain get his ass out of the seat and grab the pole. Wow.

[@tg426]

I feel bad for that couple, very painful to watch. Early on...those on the dock or nearby not stopping to help?

[@Aaron.Davis56]

You ? why and sometimes people don't want a stranger to help them and the people probably don't want to be blamed for any damage or not that experienced themselves, IMHO. I'm in a marina and hang out on my boat and assist docking if needed.

[@tg426]

I always offer to help too, seems no one even offered until that guy on the ski came by. Just grabbing a line and holding it until they can get on the dock is all it usually takes. When I am docking, sometimes I accept help, sometimes I say no thank you.

[@rogerwhiting9310]

She gor a C- on boat docking but Aced the swimsuit competition...

[@218maryland]

Jesus dude, have you never seen someone fall into the water before??? Nearly blew out my damn eardrums

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Would have been an appropriate response if this were at the ramps where the croc hangs out.

[@mikediamond353]

His shouting is what brings the viewers back

[@MKAK47]

That nade was mugging the hell out of the camera, run wavy she may eat you.

[@tomhman6441]

What a load on that poor jet ski.

[@olavijarvinen6232]

Truly helpless. 🤣

[@georgemerritt2468]

Man that one ski with the 2 dudes and a chick was a lil over its wait limit I'm a fat man my self and I have trouble getting back up on the ski or seadoo when I'm by my self let alone when someone else is on there if they roll over there going to have to drag someone one to land bc I dont see one of them ppl getting back up on it

[@roberteramian4245]

Looks like #4 was more interesting

[@vinniebuiltRC]

I'd be pissed if I had to wait at the dock too that's why I bought a boat

[@paddlefaster]

The difference between docking in Miami and what I see on the North Shore of Massachusetts is night and day. There must be something in the water in Florida. Totally inept

[@tomrogers9467]

It’s Flori-Duh!

[@samuelkeystone]

He should have hit the TOGA button a long time ago.

[@harrysweeten9417]

I wonder if the upset guy was ever picked up.

[@mikediamond353]

That's why he was so mad... Last time they never came back... And it's HIS truck pulling the trailer!!! "Hey, there's Mike still on the dock trying to flag us down. Keep going, don't look"

[@haroldhenderson2824]

Needs more 'polish' on the teamwork. But, she needs to learn how to lasso. He needs 'lighter' hands on the throttle.

[@cruicer]

US people buy expensive boats but have no clue how to handle it in water or on a trailer,...easy task for Miami Boat Ramps to get crazy videos...

[@erickaday5504]

Arent jet skis only lane 1,7,and 8

[@barnysimpson5229]

Does everyone in Miami wear G-strings?

[@dougshirley3460]

So many try to run boats as if they have wheels on ground. The concept that boats drift due to wind & current is beyond them. Then there are the bow jumpers who hop off with line then PULL. Sheesh people, use the spring line first, if you have a spring cleat, or loop the stern line around a post then tie it off at the stern cleat & pull forward on it. The boat will dock itself. No need for any gymnastics of people leaping off moving boats.

[@TheKronpowkid88]

This is what happens when 2 people get a game plan about how to dock before leaving the house

[@jamesa6272]

Probably read it from a book

[@mikediamond353]

They should've watched Broncos Guru

[@tonychavez2083]

that sea ray captain looks completely confused??!!?

[@iancollins6231]

Everything was fine. She just didn’t give herself enough slack when she jumped. Btw did the chick on jet ski have anything on under those pantyhose/stocking things?

[@homedad3324]

MANDLBALM!!

[@Chompi-Channel]

That lady 🤦‍♀️

[@samuelbermudez2971]

Even if your hurt you got to act like your having fun walk back then cry

[@seikibrian8641]

* You're.

[@samuelbermudez2971]

@@seikibrian8641 it’s yourer

[@seikibrian8641]

@@samuelbermudez2971 LOL!

[@perception-reception]

I don't get it. He held it so well. Just tie the stern then get off and secure the bow. It was there

[@georgemerritt2468]

Mean wail the cop is just standing there staring should of went down and grabbed lins for them also pls that are that worried about hitting the dock with the boat th have bumpers for a reason and the also have way better boat ramps the wont hurt your boat

[@rjbouge66]

chick needs to find a real man who can drive a boat.

[@harrybark3228]

I would have offered the skis a face full of water

[@timtam6442]

There is simply no explanation for what goes on inside a woman’s head

[@mikediamond353]

Oh, there IS an explanation, they're just not saying what it is. "If you really cared about me, you would know what I'm thinking... Just Forget It !!!"

[@jeremycovelli]

How make to make docking as difficult as possible for no reason.. at any time she could have gotten on the dock and held the Bimini top. Fenders are pointless when your entire freeboard is below the dock level.