Company of Heroes 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Russian Bias Only Challenge

[@MoonFlux]

Spiff: What do you think will happen, A, B or C? Me: *All of them at once*

[@karsten69]

D - All of the above.

[@CJ-wj2uq]

E - Colonisation

[@llbrainjoker5742]

Because its a perfectly balanced question

[@Jonjon13Jonjon13]

I knew it was ALL of them, and he didn't even say B

[@cream_and_butter]

Yeah I think it‘s D again ;)

[@JK-uc2he]

Game: *exists* Spiffing Brit: "Lets find some exploits and turn this thing into a economics simulator"

[@mgunter]

He'd fit in with the democrats here in America.

[@LordAugastus]

It is the one true way of the capitalist. Fuck everything, gimmy profit

[@theunknown4834]

what about world's hardest game

[@PANZERFAUST90]

dumb

[@darthspock9911]

And thats how you sum up a youtube channel.

[@andrewn327]

The MG guy getting the M1910: "Let me get my gun comrade." The conscript group: "Your gun? It's OUR gun." *Proceeds to duplicate guns with the power of Stalin.*

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

This gun belongs to _the people_ , _of the Soviet_ , _Union_ ! _enter the Soviet anthem_

[@davidpham697]

U Require more Stalinium!!!

[@makiskanyt9269]

if this could happend then germany could have the pillar men for themselfs

[@hinro]

communism at its finest.

[@ResetmeTomu]

don't have a gun? just imagine having a gun, don't have food? imagine having food, want to retreat? get shot in the foot

[@ZRob23523]

I’m fully convinced that those guys were just pointing finger guns and yelling “DRATATATATATA” at the enemy and the bullets were materializing out of thin air lol.

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

Yes.

[@patriciohe9273]

Average Soviet war production be like

[@jonnemopola7245]

Heavy from tf2

[@catinbeanie]

They took the 40k approach. They believed they had machine guns so clearly, they had machine guns

[@Sorcerer86pt]

Well Russian Orks

[@BullMcCloud]

I really enjoyed the campaigns of both Company of Heroes. They did a pretty good job showing the human element while letting you throw said humans at a wall until they break through

[@khamankhoma8232]

Game Devs: "We're proud to announce that our game is perfectly balanced!" [ TEA SLURPING NOISE HEARD APPROACHING IN THE DISTANCE ] Game Devs: "What's that? Oh God -- No!" [ TEA SLURPING NOISE INTENSIFIES ] Game Devs: "No! Get back! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[@roberternest7289]

{Cracking noises and blood sounds} The janitor and me: Ah shit here we go again. {sweeping sound intensifies}

[@SephirothRyu]

[A TANK THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEA KETTLE ON TREADS BREAKS THROUGH THE WALL OF THE GAME COMPANY] Game Devs: Its over! ITS ALL OVER!!!

[@yudongli2108]

Actually company of heroes 2 currently is not even close to balanced...

[@kenjen9861]

@@SephirothRyu GAME OVER, MAN!

[@sidekic1109]

*British National Anthem Intensifies*

[@mikechurvis9995]

"Whilst they're not technically that accurate, there's just a ridiculous quantity of them" *[HAPPY ORK NOISES]* *[DAKKA INTENSIFIES]*

[@yaboyzzz9098]

He knows the way of the waaagh

[@mikechurvis9995]

@@yaboyzzz9098 let's also appreciate how these boyz basically will these machineguns into existence cuz zat's wot makes da most dakka. Gork would be proud.

[@yaboyzzz9098]

@@mikechurvis9995 or is it mork?

[@zacksilverstone7642]

All you need is a small green gremlin-like mobs (children) straps with explosive and then we basically has an Orks as minions.

[@smormannen]

*WAAAAAGH*

[@mattevans4377]

Spiff: *Sees Panzer IV* Also Spiff: Oh look, a Tiger tank Me: Jingles, is that you?

[@Senbei01]

Historically realistic though.

[@unteroffitzierschultz4288]

@@Senbei01 True!

[@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t]

SorcererDave Jingles or someone else? 😅

[@christophervanoster]

Hey someone in the wild who watches jingles!

[@hawkeye5955]

I mean, Jingles is British.

[@panko2848]

"RTS Strategy game" ah yes, I do love my Real Time Strategy Strategy Games

[@ФедяКрюков-в6ь]

CoH 2 is basically twice as strategic as any other RTS

[@mannysikario]

@@ФедяКрюков-в6ь no

[@PANZERFAUST90]

I like my automatic teller machine machines.

[@tommybomby4122]

Manny EHC yes

[@Wolfhound_81]

How much we all love RAS Syndrome.

[@Sraye]

"Gives them abilities, some would consider to be unnatural-ly overpowered" Sidious: Good, good. Let the tea flow through you. I sense your Yorkshire. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.

[@thecakecore232]

As soon as he sais that I scrolled down to look for something like this lol.

[@FelisImpurrator]

It's already at 66 likes, the perfect number.

[@bruceluiz]

"When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots" Dmitri Demitrovisk of Demitria, Officer in Charge 20 seconds ago

[@meilinchan7314]

"When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots" Just like Cuphead......

[@ryansanders4067]

Russian forces: *sees enemy forces* also Russian forces: *wills cannon shells into being at high velocity generally in the direction of the enemy* Spiff: Perfectly balanced

[@dontdishfish5861]

Yes

[@sebastiantschatordai]

👌😁

[@wherethetatosat]

"They've got bear hands." Soviet power is truly frightening.

[@mrhelpful1190]

wherethetatosat I’m imagining them just throwing bullets, at full speed

[@wherethetatosat]

@@mrhelpful1190 Bears armed with HMGs

[@ФедяКрюков-в6ь]

In Soviet Russia you have the right for bear arms. And a bear head too occasionally.

[@jakkakasunset5485]

I have the right to bear arms *PULLS OUT BEAR ARMS*

[@averageskeletonremover2415]

We are to be feared

[@dionrussell9681]

In Company of Heroes 1 you could shred infantry with the Sherman mine sweeper but you had to order your Sherman to approach the infantry with its spin to win flail and not target them.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

Awful and completely and utterly ridiculous/hilarious

[@kraanz]

1:38 "If you've never played this game, go grab a coffee." E... excuse me, WHAT? Oh. He said "copy," not coffee. Phew.

[@tommybomby4122]

kraanz lol it’d be funny if he said go grab a coffee

[@Ismaelz]

I heard that too

[@meilinchan7314]

Funnily enough, the Germans drink coffee. But everyone knows that the Russians prefer tea...... Uh-oh.

[@StrokeMahEgo]

@@meilinchan7314 Russians prefer vodka

[@meilinchan7314]

@@StrokeMahEgo : True, but tea is still every bit as popular after vodka in Russia!

[@EaizePeazy]

"They have a nuke, But its OK, we have machine guns." Spiff, probably.

[@sand0decker]

The leader of China during in the 50s felt like developing nukes and an anti-nuke system was pointless because his infantry would protect him

[@arghanothername]

This is what I like to call “Maxim-izing” your chance of winning

[@Chino56751]

No matter what, we have got The Maxim gun and they have not. XD

[@thecakecore232]

Or perhaps Marx-imizing

[@ProfessionalRtard]

"Mistakes happen, and we have to learn to live with them" - Walther von Brauchitsch, explaining to Hitler the failure of the Russian Campaign and the 20 million Red Army soldiers moving towards Berlin

[@Sneaky1ne]

@alvi syahri "Gentleman there's a solution you aren't seeing here" - also Hitler

[@AsbestosMuffins]

"Mistakes were made."

[@shupichii9647]

*Goes to listen to Sabaton*

[@lad7436]

@@carchaos4153 Hitler wasn't a drug addict... Was he...?

[@jebeb6663]

@@lad7436 He was on a BUNCH of drugs. His whole army was on crack too, not even joking. they gave the soldiers crack to be faster

[@mikehunt3436]

Seems there was a Soviet soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens.Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.The German keeps coming."Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says..."Tankety Tank Tank."

[@matthewjones39]

You’re a genius.

[@ilnsert]

Takes the saying “The Mind is the greatest weapon.” To a whole new level.

[@Jrider-kv1oo]

Game: doesn’t have tea The spiffing Brit: ANGER

[@tomb7642]

What?! No tea?! 1 out of 10.

[@demicus]

Me as the OKW: "Hey, that's a lot of veteran infantry you have over there..." Friend as USA: "Huh, what do you mean?" *380MM STRUMTIGER INTENSIFIES*

[@blegh277]

sturmorsertiger

[@gecko2.617]

*TIGER II intensifies*

[@sneeringimperialist340]

Pretty sure this is an accurate depiction of soviet manufacturing. **Pulls mountain of weaponry out of thin air**

[@lordlopikong6940]

This ain't a glitch it's historically accurate.

[@A122345z]

Dakka Dakka

[@Szpareq]

"When you were told that only half of the Russians have a rifle, but then you find out it's because the second half has heavy machine guns" sad German noises

[@oreos3174]

Marek Stefański nah, it’s more effective to pick up the gun of the guy that died in front of you

[@xXCREEKSTARXx]

Good one :D

[@oreos3174]

@Lukas Engel is joke, and know I did not. Thank you tankie

[@Kenfren]

@Lukas Engel a tankie is someone who thinks the USSR did nothing wrong and was perfect

[@Kenfren]

@Lukas Engel generally tankies will use real facts to make the soviet union look good, mischaractetising them

[@fiendish9474]

I see you're using the WH40K Orks strat of bending reality through the power of imagining you have guns

[@Arturius_Rex_8]

"Yorkshire Tea is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural." -Spiff January 2020

[@epyonpl]

Loved that one :D

[@gandalflegris3549]

Do you know the tragedy of darth Teagueis the wise? Not a story a coffee drinker would tell you

[@firockfinion3326]

Hitler: "So let me get this straight. A bunch of Russians, who our soldiers confirmed were holding no weapons, managed to gun down our entire army, and destroy our tanks?" German commander: "... Yes." Hitler: "That's it, you're getting executed."

[@pumpkinboi9441]

LOL

[@dertazamane8765]

Hitler: "Also damit ich das richtig verstehe, ein Haufen Russen, welche laut unseren Soldaten keinerlei Waffen trugen, haben es geschafft unsere gesamte Armee und Panzer zu vernichten?" Deutscher Kommandant: "... Ja." Hitler: "Das war's, sie werden exekutiert!" *I just couldn't hold myself back translating this, you're welcome xD*

[@firockfinion3326]

@@dertazamane8765 Hah, nice.

[@charmzie]

Take a sip of tea whenever Spiff says “machine gun”

[@supernova582]

I whould have to make 50 pots of tea to have enough sips

[@adenkyramud5005]

@AlekzHertz drink 3 more cups. Yorkshire gold. You'll instantly grow a new healthy kidney

[@thenightjackal]

@AlekzHertz First step to becoming a good Demoman, now you got to lose your eye!

[@manologamerss5801]

Ah yes, classic Russian strategy, just PRETEND you have weapons.

[@boromirhimself7528]

Yee

[@EzekiesAcheron]

The Emperor of Man would approve of this strategy.

[@aymslt8743]

Very true at their war on Ukraine

[@tuxie93]

This comment aged well.

[@bobfruit7400]

oof imagine getting it so very wrong a year onwards ;D

[@OzyWazza]

"Soon we shall have FLAMETHROWERS!" That sentence comes with the most maliciously gleeful voice I've ever heard...

[@komradevlad7131]

Scorched-Earth at its finest comrades

[@mikkel066h]

TIGER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK..... WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS!?

[@AViewCado69420]

@@mikkel066h taking fire from the cute little panzer fuckng adorable, now kill it!

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

There's always Umbrage.

[@FNL-202]

Spiff: Ask a multible answer question Me: Yes

[@Juan-ng7rs]

Multible

[@danieldionne2037]

I feel like developers are soon going to have “Spiffing Brit” meetings to check their game for exploits.

[@alexanderdubstepcek5479]

"what's better than a 100 stat man? hundreds of 100 stat men." -Spiff showing stalin how to stalingrad, 1943 (colourised)

[@InkyDustMan]

...actually, I can't get the image of unarmed Russian troops spitting anti-tank ammo and machine gun ammo like living guns, it's amusing, but also slightly horrifying.

[@javierlavanchy5316]

As a Coh2 vet, this is giving me a heavy Maxim spam PTSD.

[@nureineflagge8201]

Imagine seeing a Panzer 4 F2 and saying its a Tiger This post was made by the Wehrmacht

[@MChannel80]

Wehrmacht gang*

[@hansshamre8535]

well a lot (and i mean a lot) of americans though panzer 4's was tigers during 1944 (and i guess 45). the american soldiers apparently encounterd tigers on a regular basis relativly early after the d-day landings, even though the tigers was fighting the british on an entierly different part of the front.

[@bolikde9389]

Wehrmacht denn sowas.

[@Siamzero1994]

Hätte eh kein unterschied gemacht

[@Hoot_hoot777]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that winced at that. Love you spiffing Brit. :) Really enjoy your vids.

[@johnnyman117]

I’ve got my tea ready for this perfectly balanced game.

[@darlingtomato11]

"War crime simulator" as if you play anything else. In games with no war you still make war crimes happen, you beautiful bastard.

[@randomicelander5307]

I had forgotten about this game fore years and now i find out you made a video about it a year ago.honestly just thank you.(despite the fact you will probebly not see this it will be one more fore the algorithm i guess)

[@gabeland4773]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Spif says "Machine Gun"

[@MalevolentMakaw]

A shot of tea

[@TuffMelon]

"Don't worry, we have machine guns" 0:00 - 22:02 This strategy is the equivalent of when an army went and attached a bunch of MGs together to shoot down planes.

[@legendaryoutcast4440]

haven't heard of this, I have heard of successfully using AAA Anti-Air artillery in mass to take out tanks and artillery

[@Blue-mr7fe]

It's a Russian thing as well they attached MGs and put it on a rotating table then put that on a milk cart there we go AA vehicle

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@Blue-mr7fe milk truck* and hey, can't deny that it worked

[@TuffMelon]

@@Blue-mr7fe Especially since they were MG42's i think, which have an absolutely bonkers RPM. It was like using 4 of them to make a minigun.

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

I PLAY THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME , THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A NASTY SURPRISE! THANKS SPIFF!!!

[@steveradroach9101]

Get ready to loose your friends then XD

[@mateuszstepien865]

Imagine the dissapointment when he realises that he cant do it in mp

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

mateusz Stępień lol I realized it like 5 minutes into the video but I’m just going to leave the comment😅

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

Steve Radroach lol yeah I was pranked but I lose anyway so it doesn’t really mstter😂

[@davidmullally4792]

Spiff: A, B, or C? Me: YES.

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Does this work: - With mortars? - Without USSR? - Online?

[@ukasz1900]

Nope, sorry bruh but it only works with soviet abilities accesable only via playing campain

[@benedictodunsky2790]

Nope But if you likes raining bullets and do absolute cheating There's a cheat mod to against the AI in the skirmish Oh and btw it's a mod from the player that you can found ingame

[@explosion1704]

HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA

[@christianschultz9715]

yes it works with mortars and its beautiful

[@Korayaksoy]

Ofc not

[@mrman5808]

Spiff is the living stereotype of a posh brit, and we love it

[@Znijik]

TSB: (shows up in the middle of the video on every video prior to this one) Me: Surely he wouldn't do it again. TSB: BAM! I've jumped into the mid-point of the video, when you were least expecting me! Me: (becomes very startled) He's too good...

[@AsbestosMuffins]

"Not one step back!" "But sir the enemy position is encircled, we need to turn around and crush them." "NOT ONE STEP BACK!"

[@felixh2786]

Just march forward in the opposite direction, lol.

[@tommybomby4122]

Ah, I’ve just realized another flaw in the “not one step back” tactic

[@exocakes4587]

Then step side ways. Might work

[@barsmehmetbalc6339]

I thought he said "go grab a cup of coffe" while actually he was saying copy. I almost spit my precious tea on screen.

[@user-hv6gi9ux6z]

@@thespiffingbrit if you did that...I would of had to report you to the queen for your utter hersey

[@alqualonde2998]

Heard the same thing. I was surprised as well.

[@Gouneas]

He would never promote bean broth

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

"modern RTS releases" excuse me, could you point me to them, I seem to have missed them entirely.

[@daemonlordmagnusthered6213]

Grey Goo. A very underrated RTS released 2015.

[@lenkagamine4145]

Iron Harvest is very similar to this game and its new

[@steffenbk1]

Fun fact about coh2, is that when the game gets patched the campaign gets untouched. Meaning most of the bugs from 2013 are in the campaign but not in MP

[@sirreal3006]

New drinking game: Take a sip of gin every time Spiff says "luckily".

[@picesnl61]

Sorry but I'd like to live to see the next video

[@DrNyow]

If you hate yourself you can add the words "perfect" and "glorious"

[@AYangl82l]

Or fantastic

[@souradio]

Or machine gun

[@matthewwilson4972]

Ryan Childs it would end up pure gin

[@mrwolf891]

Any RTS game: exists Spiff: how much of Britian can we make it. Any RTS game: has tea *happy spiff tea sipping*

[@geofff.3343]

D: All of the Above E: Tea F: Colonization

[@Ivy01038]

Yay! This is so fun, thanks for showing us this exploit. Keep up the great work.

[@drewk7557]

"HMG Gun" = Heavy Machine Gun Gun

[@shgds]

Double barreled machine gun??

[@Dman6779]

@@shgds no it shoots heavy machine guns

[@bakagg757]

*A panzer 4 rolls in* "Omg they've got a Tiger tank"

[@MoonFlux]

Spiff: Oh look, a game exists... I am sure it is balanced. *Soviet music in the background while sipping tea.*

[@GumshoeClassic]

"This piece of Wonderful War Crime Simulator" "A lovely game" "Great fun" Me: *Cries in Dawn of War 3*

[@InkyDustMan]

"What will Spiff do?" I pick option D for all of the above, because of course it's all of the above.

[@Bli757]

The crazy commercial tea breaks in the middle of these videos make it feel like I'm watching an RTS Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and I LOVE it! 🤣

[@Oblivius33]

"Moden RTS releases" Nice meme.

[@LudosErgoSum]

Joseph Stalin: “Quantity has a quality all its own.” The Spiffing Brit:

[@Vox_Popul1]

LudosErgoSum pretty sure he never said that

[@pnduarte4696]

@@Vox_Popul1 it was Napoleon.

[@Vox_Popul1]

PN duarte really?

[@pnduarte4696]

@@Vox_Popul1 yes.

[@samuelskinner7704]

Wasn't he talking about Katuskas (since their aim is garbage, but they shoot lots of rockets).

[@shrek4949]

Well people don’t play campaign because it has never been updated, so all bugs have never been patched, which means that , mechanics that have been removed or added later for multiplayer balance are not in the campaign and for some reason tank combat is kinda broken, but you can always play the American campaign or theater of war (still buggy af but can be pretty challenging on the hardest difficulty). Also spifing, we need you to make playing brits great again.

[@JohnD201]

Not even he is powerful enough to make UKF not trash in multiplayer

[@miniaturesandstuff5209]

The STUG E is totally useless in theatre of war besides being a meatshield. And light tanks can barely kill infantry until they're vet 3; unlike in multiplayer and the list goes on....

[@thedungeoneer101]

"use a overpowered unit and break the game." **Laughs in shock troop**

[@CurryFeatures]

Drinking game: 1 shot everytime he says "Machine guns" 2 shots everytime he says "anti-tank guns"

[@bastion8804]

Instructions are unclear. Shot my child. The hospitals won't admit him because of the lack of bed.

[@justkoz2907]

Can I take shots of tea?

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

If this glitch could be duplicated in real life: Stalin: I say this: *NOT ONE STEP BA-* Comrade Assistant: Comrade Chairman, we have recaptured Stalingrad from the fascisti. Stalin: ....

[@jamesgraham4586]

Stalin: What the hell just happened?

[@misterwho9503]

Take a shot of водка every time Spiff says “Machine Guns”

[@ls200076]

vodka

[@Tetinha1]

*dies in **1:36*

[@jmurray1110]

I think you mean to say Yorkshire tea we are not hevens here

[@KyleLi]

No one: 19:33 Spiff: *points at panzer iv* "a tiger tank of some kind"

[@darrenwiseman9373]

Truly British.

[@HewieSux]

11:24 this mug is perfect for my daily coffee ♡

[@rovan8348]

Listening to this as I fall asleep and just jumped up in shock at 1:36 thinking Spiff said to go grab a coffee, its great 😱 thankfully he just said to grab a copy (of the game)

[@jaeusa160]

@3:45 "Yorkshire Tea is a path to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. Also, have you heard the tale of Darth Spiffus the Balanced?"

[@movingparts6270]

In CoH1 there was a legitimate way to this playing as the Panzer Elite Anti-Tank General. You spam out the anti-tank infantry with the double rocket launcher upgrade and support it with equal MP44 squad spam. The enemy healthy bars won't be able to keep up with the number of rocket being fired at them. Even better, once you get the squads to level 3, they get the ability to dodge bullets.

[@pagatryx5451]

Wouldn't that still lose to US ranger spam, machine guns and other allied inf? Stg's would be better for the range imo. And it wouldn't work against a good player unfortunately. That playstyle's very costly, weak to arty or anti-blob abilities and would lose map control since you would need to maneuver the blob to one place at a time... Sorry, love COH, my favorite comp RTS.

[@sgtjericho7884]

@@pagatryx5451 You didn't need map control after you got your units level 3... lol.. You walk into their base.. Although artillery sucked. Funnily enough, they dodged bullets so aircraft or pretty much any other anti-blob didn't work on them

[@movingparts6270]

@@pagatryx5451 the only effective counter I ever experienced playing against people online was from the British artillery general. On-map artillery does a ton of damage if you aren't on top of your micro. The other anti inf stuff would slow me down for a second but either a rocket would kill the MG or I'd get another squad to flank. MP44 inf got aim bonuses while moving too if I remember right.

[@AsyrafD]

Ohh i remember those good old days. Eff everything in the commander skill tree, all you need is the double panzershreck. Panzershreck being more effective against infantry in CoH1 also didnt help with the balance either

[@Taldorin]

"I've jumped into the mid point where you least expect me!" Thats the ONLY time you jump in nobody was surprised

[@notar2123]

I think he made a video, in the meantime, in which he jumps into the beggining of the video.

[@mr.jancok4413]

everyone is a gangstars until Ivan shoting HMG and AT gun from his bare hands

[@davidbronke5484]

I've played quite a bit Company of Heroes 2,and I still have it installed. My favorite is playing it co-op with friends vs. the computer. Also if D - All of the above isn't an option, I'd go for A.

[@peterbakic4493]

War crime simulator, no other game like it... ahem “Rimworld” ahem.

[@deyonvandraanen7492]

I thought of the same thing

[@mitsvanmitsvanio6106]

Rimworld is not a WAR crime simulator, it is crimes against humanity simulator.

[@kinamiya1]

its not warcrimes when you are not in war :)

[@ZiggySol]

What i do to the tribals isn't war crimes, it's pest control

[@jyidorne8042]

Well, technically it can't be a war crime if there's no war... or laws... or a government.

[@PeterRAmice]

Spiff I have to thank you. A few months ago I was on the edge of ending my life, but than it happend. I found your youtube channel, this moment changed everything for me. After this moment I knew I could better myself, I threw away all of my coffee and bought all the tea I could get. Thank you tessias.

[@nazamroth8427]

Spiff, those are basically Orks. They believe they are holding MGs and ATs, therefore they are.

[@saaw9000]

Thank god the germans didn't know about that glitch in 1942

[@Just_Adrian_]

This is one of my favorite games, it's so fun to just spam artillery and tanks

[@XMysticHerox]

The way the game depicts order 227 especially in the first mission is completely bs by the way.

[@carpetclimber4027]

What's ironic is Hitler issued the same order. They were both irrational lunatics.

[@МихаилЧерников-п2т]

@@carpetclimber4027 except soviet order was perfectly rational

[@roborovskihamster5425]

Yeah, order 227 was specifically directed at officers not the average foot soldier. It certainly never called for the execution of any soldier that retreated.

[@carpetclimber4027]

In this case, yes. It was rational.

[@legendaryoutcast4440]

RETURN TO FORMASHHION!

[@benjaminsousa7657]

"I sacrificed my squad of glorious engineers, because I needed to prove a point, basically" WW2 Russia in a nutshell

[@megalord2331]

"I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the outcome." > Looks at the title. Yeah, I don't think I will, but I'll be sipping on some ***coffee*** while waiting.

[@FEARSWTOR]

I feel like there's a drinking game here revolving around every time Spiff says "Machine Guns"

[@ASB117]

D) All of the above. In true military multi-choice fashion.

[@asbestosfish_]

*Oh, mother Ru~ssia! The Red Army stands!*

[@stanisawl2902]

*Oh mother russia union of lands

[@joshuaburke3114]

Will of the people strong in command

[@noahstarke8519]

spiff: " Yorkshire tea gives them abilities some would deem unnatural" Ummm spiff = emperor palpatine confirmed?

[@jackhughes1741]

Some Soviet General: Oh my God! Stalingrad is lost! Spiffy: Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@jasonpratt5126]

Stalin: "Death solves all problems. No man, no problem!" *spams PPsh*

[@Janitor_Dragon]

I have been hunting he tea thief for weeks now. He seems to always be one step ahead, leaving a trail of ruined and unused Yorkshire teabags. He will suffer when I get my hands on him

[@ryeufatovic7839]

me loves this game and has been playing it since 2015 with about only 450 hours in 2 and 600 in 1 you makes a video on it me YESSSSS!!!!! FINALLY

[@ryeufatovic7839]

also i have a background for the British army with the queen on it saying "bow down colonials your queen has arrived and it is a true 10/10 background

[@thetiredtanuki9892]

I've been subbed to this channel for about a year now and just noticed that the stock photos have "spiffco" watermarking

[@SCHMOBEX]

@AlekzHertz He was paying for then from the start but let the watermarks in because of dem memes, but it nearly killed the channel because they had a lot of sand in their crotch

[@jabloko992]

'It's graphics are not on par with some of the modern RTS releases...' Such as?

[@thecakecore232]

RAID Shadow Legends, it has _amazing_ innovative graphics!

[@jabloko992]

@@thecakecore232 AND DEEP TACTICAL GAMEPLAY

[@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389]

jabloko992 prolly like ashes of singularity

[@MrCaptainTea]

jabloko992 Civ 7

[@raulm717]

Warcraft reforged?

[@BigPapaKaiser]

"... Not that there will be much of a town left after we finish democracizing it." *America: Giggles in oil*

[@Burgers21]

This is the first video im watching while drinking tea!

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

Me: Light Machine Gun glitch, big deal *spiffing Brit proceeds to arm his soldiers with artillery rifles* Me…..ok…that’s impressive

[@Tijgert]

Panzer IV rolls in : “oh wait, they’ve got a Tiger tank of some kind.” 🙄

[@mikkel066h]

Well pretty much sums up what the westerm allies said on almost every tank encounter.

[@Gussyboy06]

@@mikkel066h mostly American's

[@artificialintelligence8328]

It was funny in the context. Anyway, now I want to see a squad of 6 anti-tank gunners taking down a Tiger.

[@DatBoiUKno]

That's realistic for how the British saw every panzer.

[@artificialintelligence8328]

@@DatBoiUKno *American

[@thecigardad2826]

War Crime Simulator, AKA what Spiff turns every single game in to.

[@TacticalDreadnought]

Historians: "That's actually how the Battle of Stalingrad went down. The Spiffing Brit is right and and you should drink tea and buy his merch. You can trust me, since I am an historian."

[@taz6333]

1000 hours, i have clocked onto this game and here i am... absolutely stunned about this. I drink to much coffee it seems.