Dropping Tanks from Orbit in Company of Heroes 2

Nothing Beats the Ol' Orbital Panther Satellites now do they.
The Mod is called Advanced Powers. It's on Steam Workshop.
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[@Valefisk]

and so it begins

[@agentohio1699]

Our lord and savior monke has returned

[@pyguyofdoom182]

What can men do against such reckless uploading?

[@user-pg5gx5nc5i]

EDF EDF

[@takeshiyuuto3427]

Bro project Phenix is a based one love just spamming shammblers and flammsoldatens

[@30cal23]

hey valefisk try playing Alien eradication its a doom mod for pc (ultimate doom on steam works great for this with gzdoom) i want to see how you handle the horror and pants pissing action of shooting facehuggers before they get you XD

[@onion599]

9:12 I like how at this point all the meme tech has just become normal that he gets jumpscared by seeing a normal KV-2

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

Germans seeing KV2s:

[@triplus198]

@@APersonOnKZbinX germans shouldnt be seeing kv2s they were launched against the finnish

[@dontshootmex5588]

"Orbital Drop Shock TIGERS" Never have I been so afraid yet intruiged in my life

[@SallinKari]

Tiger shock has never been more pant browning.

[@marksmann1850]

Imagine being in WW2 and you see small lazer like spotlights pointing at the ground. Shortly after you see a squadron of Tigers hurdling towards you, hearing the leader yell at you to surrender over a loudspeaker on his tank.

[@Unsc.Helljumper0]

Treads first into hell

[@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

[@Chris-wy1wh]

He researched PTSD - Panzer-Truppen-Systematic-Destruction

[@Real7419]

The funniest part is that Maivi, the Russian player, had one, never played the game before and two she didn't even had any of the sci-fi bullshit, yet she still was mvp through mass spam of regular Soviet tanks

[@maivioz]

u can really see that when i finally figured out how to build tanks it was over for them. They never explained to me how.

[@tanksalot1180]

Realistic really

[@Tribute7373]

@@maivioz does your back hurt from carrying the team that hard?

[@tutugry3105]

@@maivioz never played the game > spamms t-34 > wins

[@SamTrollazo]

@@maivioz i thought you uploaded videos too damn:(

[@ArkayeCh]

10/10 accurate world war simulator. Allied powers argued over who would take the glory so much that they disbanded before they could finish the job.

[@cameronpadley117]

They were the axis though 🤨

[@ArkayeCh]

@@cameronpadley117 Alternative Allies.

[@cameronpadley117]

@@ArkayeCh You were talking about the factions they were playing, I was thinking about the map positions they were on. I get you.

[@beefyblom]

Not only has he escaped the hague, but he's playing coh2 again!

[@seabrain1212]

Now he's just gotta simulate the Ukraine invasion in Wargame Red Dragon

[@questionmaker5666]

@@seabrain1212 He'll probably be more successful than Putin

[@jackbrunton9833]

He will be more successful, in killing civilians

[@ickytheclown]

They have yet to keep me in the Hague longer than five minutes

[@tanker00v25]

@@ickytheclown username checks out

[@Yuuzer_]

Fortress Jordan, the pinnacle of allied engineering holds strong!

[@YetAnotherInv]

Jordan is not yet lost! Long live Jordan!

[@thomasross9694]

Jordan stands

[@DangNguyen-xx3zi]

The lesson is that in the end, mass T-34 still wins

[@tony-te7gd]

I love how vale was like "what the hell is that thing" when he saw the KV-2, a vehicle from the base game (as well as commandoes and infrared stgs)

[@nukclear2741]

@@tony-te7gd well, that’s due to how the game works. It’s a hard game to make entire models for.

[@childofslaanesh1251]

"We got some really Bokoen1 faceplates out here" made me laugh way harder than it had any right to

[@DCGMatthew1]

Oh my... This will be glorious. I'm so excited. This already feels classic.

[@mischaprudon3316]

Valefisk: *doesn't plays the zombie horde faction* Me: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[@agentohio1699]

Give us blindfolded Company of Heroes!

[@Candybust]

We Demand It!

[@trackernivrig]

We need it

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

We lust for it

[@noggy3133]

I WANK myself just THINKING about it!

[@goldengale3726]

*Attacks KV2 *KV2 loses only a shread of health -"What is that thing made of?!" -" Stallinium" Simply Glorious

[@nicorozner7417]

Dammit I love the Advanced Powers mod. Me and a friend played a game with it, and he... didn't take it well. He played the US and did nothing but spam reserve riflemen, while I cheesed the hell out of him with nazi fencers, the droid army and the BS infinite range flakturms. Eventually I rushed a mega tank into his base and he just gave up. This mod takes the Modern Warfare 2 approach to balancing. If everything is broken, nothing is. I think it works terribly, but it's good memes so who cares?

[@firesturmgaming]

Advanced powers also has what if Germany reactivated its chemical weapons.

[@kefalp]

I'd say self healing nazi zombie King Tiger horde is a very balanced army.

[@pugsy7658]

It is one of my favorite mods on the workshop and I'm really damn happy to see vale play it, didn't expect it to garner such attention given its size.

[@bastaerdus7413]

Ahhh Advanced Powers, the mod where you can have super Maus legions

[@hikaritsumi2123]

Reminds me of how CnC General Shockwave CHAOS Mods goes, if everything is broken it will come full circle and keep everything balanced.

[@jandamz1119]

This mod takes inspirations from the Wolfenstein world a lot and is basically the Red Alert of Company of Heroes. My favorite thing is how in terms of balance, it's actually not _that_ broken. The Allied factions gain manpower and munitions faster than the Axis and they also get their abilities faster and cheaper. What more with the Specializations changing prices for certain troops, that can really overwhelm the Axis if done well. The Axis on the other hand is mostly about overwhelming firepower at the cost of price, time, and manpower. Also this mod is really best played with Annihilation; really invokes the old Red Alert/Generals days of just mayhem and absurdity.

[@serlistogiette4168]

What is annihilatiom?

[@awacsrazgriz967]

HE'S BACK! THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED! Good to see you back dude glad you're okay :D

[@buns9022]

20:45 "I've got nothin' left!" ~ Valefisk, having enough resources in his economy to build a sizable ground army, diverse enough to hold the front.

[@svahn1]

Orbital Drop Shock TIGERS sounds absolutely terrifying. It's nice to see you back Vale.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*It's raining Tigers! Hallelujah, it's raining Tigers!* *I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get* *ABSOLUTELY FLIPPING SHREDDED!*

[@maxstachura9476]

When the world needed “brilliant” strategies valefisk manifests from the void

[@bohnebohne2228]

I can just imagine a satelite in orbit of earth just shooting tanks at it

[@dodojesus4529]

It a giant tank gun

[@ummmhelp]

this mod is just a result of the guy making it adding every intrusive thought he had when making it

[@doodguytheblank2403]

Red alert + Wolfenstein

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

Ah Feels Just Like The Good Ol'Days Of Pure War Crimes. *Glad You're Back Chief*

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

These aren't war crimes, if he had gone down the chemical weapons tree however

[@DIEGhostfish]

The Hague needed to make room.

[@Erthradar]

See this is a great edutainment tool. Everyone knows WW2 ended when the allies holed up inside Jordan and the Axis just couldn't figure out how to repair the one bridge into the last fortress so they just surrendered to spite each other.

[@someenglishdude9070]

Vales starting strong with the classic Jordanian victory by default.

[@melsuppatlol4565]

The mod is heavily based on Wolfenstein, so naturally the units are pretty unbalanced, especially German units lol Wehrmacht: Some Original Units from Wolfenstein The Japanese Imperial Army Upgradable Vehicles

[@Predator20357]

The Mod however is if the Allies also had their own bullshit up their sleeves and it’s glorious.

[@DraftTheHippies]

That ending was unexpected, hilarious, and absurd. Classic Valefisk Edit: By the way, what happened to your drunk video? Pls bring it back

[@Thomaas551]

What drunk video

[@DraftTheHippies]

@@Thomaas551 the video where he played company of heroes and CSGO while drunk with his friend Wes

[@thatchywood]

the return of the king

[@outerman1836]

Watching this after the blindfolded csgo video and now the comment from 4:40 sounds like crazy foreshadowing

[@matthewmarting3623]

So there’s just a German tank crew on a satellite sipping coffee saying “So Hans, do you think we’ll be dropped in Belgium or France?”

[@Scott.E.H]

Modding will fucking open your eyes Vale. The most dull game you've played a million times becomes fresh and amazing, and can even because its best self with minimal changes.

[@tangkicheung6301]

As someone who still plays company of heroes regularly, this is such a surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.

[@MCLefka]

"You and what orbital cannon" is now going to be part of my comeback list

[@Ed-1749]

I forgot how much i missed these. Season 2 of Valefisk, now with more orbital dropped tanks.

[@ramiroloria2185]

"When the world needed him the most, he returned" -me who waited for a long time for another coh game

[@infernosgaming8942]

Oh god, The Advanced Powers. I remember the first time me and my discord mates played that. One of us had Marines with miniguns, Panzerwefer SAMs, and the other had just hordes of conscripts xD

[@shakespearenuketh3233]

That was arguably the most brilliant plot twist I've ever seen.... Glorious

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

I love how Maivi just has Soviet army stuff fighting like nazi robots and is winning.

[@Thristanity]

Your friends are fun! welcome back dude! After seeing your announcement vid yesterday, I've never been more excited for KZbin content.

[@Virtrial]

Wow I love this content thank you Vale for waking up from your coma :')

[@codlogic7060]

This entire video was chaos from start to finish and I loved every second of it

[@cb-hz6dm]

The Day has come!!

[@diobrando2575]

It was just a couple of weeks ago i wondered if you were back or not, and this popped up in my recommended. Needless to say, i'm quite happy.

[@catwthcpu8064]

Once more he comes to warm his bed in The Hague cell block and thus begins a new list of effective tactics that masquerade as war crimes. Commander vale has returned.

[@Solll0]

Winning *Winning*

[@pu3nte]

Happy that your back valefisk! I hope it continues

[@scrublord4814]

gotta say i laughed so much during this video i almost died glad to see you back vale cant wait for the next video

[@jasonpratt5126]

Man, I missed Vale -- glad to see you back in form!

[@BaronVonMott]

"Fencers? Air Raiders? This is just EDF!" 🎵🎵🎵 To save our mother Reich from any UnterMensch attack! From vicious, foolish Yankees who have once again come back!

[@weberman173]

We unleash all our forces we wont cut them any slack the Wehrmacht Deploys

[@heartpaid6767]

Part 2 pls! Its so lovely to see you play coh2, and even more with mods and with the crew!

[@sandrayagami3812]

Damn I'd love to play stuff like that! Glad you've returned Vale!

[@-br4m-]

The legend is back from his 'fitz' break, i watched is coh with no unit cap like 5 times bc of boreddom happy that you are back

[@egesisli5694]

was watching you since the speedchievement times, glad to see you back mate, hope you are here to stay

[@I_Am_Kas]

Since you never play with mods, a favorite of mine that I can't play without is Spearhead overhaul. Makes the game a bit harder in some aspects and rewards micro managing troops a bit more.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

You madlads are tons of fun. More of this please!

[@shovelgames9960]

Vale, im so incredibly joyful you returned

[@kuronyra1709]

9:14 I don't know what's the best. The reaction about the KV-2. The fact he probably think it's a mod thing... Or the fact that this tank ACTUALLY EXISTED and the germans had the EXACT SAME REACTION to it!

[@crushdrummer11]

You have no idea how long I’ve been wanting a new CoH2 valefisk video. It’s like fucking crack I have been FIENDING

[@ThroneOfBhaal]

Ahh I missed you. Good time to have you back, need some laughs at the moment...

[@landenoxendine3027]

I always loved CoH 2 and 1 and I’m so happy that you are back and perfect timing cause I’ve started playing now

[@TheCrystalconman]

Vale returns! Can't wait for his video on the Red Dragon DLC, if that ever comes

[@Jav4nos]

I've been waiting so long for this, a valefisk video!!!

[@mikeymike1792]

I clicked on this without even realising it was Vale. Very happy to see you back.

[@jacway5514]

Fortress Jordan: The Bridge and the Enemy Break before the Guards did

[@sirjeffers8547]

25:50 You WILL Be Welded! Edit: One of the best long videos I've watched in a year

[@NovelPond]

EDF part 2 when???

[@K-E-V-I-N]

I’m so glad you’re back! I love watching you man hope you’re doing well!

[@janethunter4666]

The King Has RETURNED!

[@just_me1232]

It's been a while man, glad your back

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

28:32 I appreciate that you saw my comment! Unless it was independently penned, in which case I commend you for your taste!

[@OrionNitro14870]

5:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was too funny! Your friend: where’s the spy satellite I will shoot it down! You: you and what anti orbital canon?!

[@ghostgamer0401]

He returns from the Hague and continues the tradition of war crimes in Company of Heroes

[@Metaretru]

The Wunder Luftwaffe is arguably the hardest tech tree of Advanced Powers, the resource income is so low but you need A LOT of it for the upgrades and abilities. Try using the Projekt phoenix next Valefisk and steamroll the entire game once Zombie Knightcross deployed!

[@HemoGoblinz]

When the world needed him most, he returned, only to very quickly disappear back to The Hague

[@henrysloth6382]

We're finally here

[@nationeer]

Can't wait for a game called Panzerfall where we play as crews of tanks deployed through orbital drop into the battlefield of a Dieselpunk world.

[@masterman1001]

A friend with a stripper name is always a great friend. Candy must be the best kind of friend, then.

[@Candybust]

Indeed I am

[@masterman1001]

@@Candybust I knew it. Thanks for the confirmation, mate

[@richard6196]

1952: after 15 years of brutal fighting popular unrest has brought the allies to the negotiating table. The negotiations are to be held on a Neutral vessel in the recently rebuilt suez channel, the inofficial border between british egypt and the last axis holdout, referred to by them as "Festung Jordanien". As to the nature of the future world, one might only guess.

[@volatile100]

Just rewatched this, the Requiem canon ability on the Titan uses the Command and Conquer: Generals upgraded USA power plant symbol.

[@sempeh12333]

I only played basegame m&b warband until i had 200 hours and practically took over the entire map as a khergit vassal and independent ruler

[@fatalgaming_14]

Guess who's back, back again, Valey's back... tell a friend! (P.s. my buddy and I were literally just talking about where you went 3 days ago, so stoked to see you!)

[@Twisted6912]

no one: vale: "haha tank go *flying noises* BOOM"

[@kalace5048]

ah yes the drops of golden tears of the gods fall to this glorious content

[@anonymoussabot1883]

This mod is actually lit... Just found it by accident in the workshop

[@TheGahta]

9:34 "i called on the moonbase for reinforcements" And at this point no one even questions this anymore 😂

[@zedkiller112]

I was watching this and thought it was an old upload and then I realized it was just made today

[@Red19487]

Madlad literally was put at a corner and nearly lost and somehow got them to surrender as they were winning. Valefisk you absolute fucking madlad.

[@niggacockball7995]

destroying enemy by waiting until their troops clog up the only bridge, 10/10 strategy only rivaled by WW1 ones

[@generalmonty4658]

Holy shit he’s back

[@billmatwij539]

HE HAS RETURNED. THE EARTH IS HEALING. WELCOME BACK CHUM, WE MISSED YA

[@K3end0]

You're back! The guy who isn't maxor is back!

[@RabbyBabu]

I thought this man died after that 24 hour stream, glad to see him alive tbh. Also I'm calling Hague just in case

[@tugilla9863]

WELL HERE COMES THE PTSD

[@calebwhitetheawoken]

He's back! I have overwhelming joy 😊

[@bruuh4842]

He came back when the world needed him most.

[@johnngrey1]

"Blind folded" As in someone else will remote control your computer without sharing the screen image and you have to tell them where to move the pointer. Against easy bots.

[@Persicaria1991]

The return of the king

[@ComDenox]

I think this is the best non-torture video Valefisk has It's been almost 1 year, but please do more funny modded

[@mustash1388]

the fact you won in the end is inspirational as FUCK

[@Tema2kyboi]

If you figure out how to call for T-34, that's it, you can play soviet

[@tbird1991]

4:35 and this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call foreshadowing

[@anotherhoppou6128]

You guys should try the COH2 War Souvenir Mod Alpha, shits hilarious, there’s an “extra units” option which I’ll keep quiet about should you play, alls you need to know is it’s quite fun.