why bother inventing nuclear weapons when you can just use 1,000 goliaths
@axtrias84474 жыл бұрын
Obviously because of the radiations left, so no one could live there. Just Tsar-bomb Israel and the whole area would be people free for centuries, no more Middle Eastern crisis.
@670HP-Package-NOW4 жыл бұрын
Goliath merch when
@thekommunistkrusader39214 жыл бұрын
Bruh the germans lost cause they tried playing legitimately while the soviets used these cheats to spawn infinite T-34's
@pencilgaming12334 жыл бұрын
@Valefisk what is the cheat code?
@NovelPond4 жыл бұрын
Španska inkvizicija DEZ set 999999999999
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
Features of the map: -Valefisk's base *-THE CRATERS*
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget, the number of destroyed vehicles and bunkers. Oh and the Goliath incident
@moerukaze54644 жыл бұрын
The WW1 experience
@berryhops4 жыл бұрын
@@imperialfist2304 The explosions would've destroyed the wrecks too, so it'd be a barren wasteland filled with black metal
@mylibrarybook3 жыл бұрын
@@moerukaze5464 i wanted to said that... 😂😂😂
@mycanican47462 жыл бұрын
@@mylibrarybook here we have the goliaths the panzer division and the altilery
@a.morphous664 жыл бұрын
The Calliope blowing up the Goliath pile was the most emotion I've ever heard from Vale.
@flankspeed4 жыл бұрын
MYYYY BABIIIIIEEES XD
@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey73254 жыл бұрын
7:32
@englishchurchill91174 жыл бұрын
"The real reason why the Maginot line failed was because it wasn't British" -Valefisk
@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS4754 жыл бұрын
well if you think about it, only the british know the intricacies of trench warfare
@Nich-ib7xv4 жыл бұрын
*ANGRY* *FRENCH* *NOISES*
@ploppyjr23734 жыл бұрын
“You’re god damn right”
@Jimbotheone4 жыл бұрын
The Maginot line never "failed" though. It worked exactly as intended, to force an attack through Belgium.
@doodguytheblank24034 жыл бұрын
The maginot never failed but at the same time it didnt exactly win them the war.
@allyski59144 жыл бұрын
i like that Vale makes the AI expert, saying that "I dont think it would matter" as if Expert don't also start off with 100k resources themselves
@allyski59144 жыл бұрын
ADTRG thanks
@ramiroloria21853 жыл бұрын
they dont actually it only affects the player himself i googled this on what vale did
@Drachenwald3 жыл бұрын
@@ramiroloria2185 idk but when i made a skirmish match my facking allie bot had like 7 stormtroopers squads in the middle of the facking 6 minutes and the thing is I TRIED TO COPY HIM i couldn't the bots actually have an extra income of manpower wich i discovered in my terrorroty tests
@pejatorres56474 жыл бұрын
"They aren't getting any repairs, they're just gonna get replaced" -Joseph Stalin
@TheMaztercom4 жыл бұрын
I think that was the wehrmacht with their tigers and panthers
@Hope91514 жыл бұрын
@@TheMaztercom Yeah, at some points in the war the Wehrmacht literally built new tanks to meet quotas instead of building the amount of spare parts needed to prevent breakdowns.
@pejatorres56474 жыл бұрын
@@TheMaztercom the Soviet industry focused on making as many tanks as possible, it was more common for a crew to get an entirely new tank rather than get an old one repaired, the Germans couldn't at all spare resources to make new tanks and had to repair and maintain as many of the old ones as possible especially late in the war when new tanks were of considerably lower quality. For every 1 tiger or panther, there was 8 T-34'S
@undercover17904 жыл бұрын
@@pejatorres5647 if a tiger has 80 rounds of ammunition, send 81 t-34s
@trla65054 жыл бұрын
@@pejatorres5647 i was under the impresion that the americans used this strategy too as in making more tanks so even if half fail they will still overwell the nazis
@dontshootmex55884 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, Val just wants his army of suicide-bomber-cars.
@noahw70134 жыл бұрын
Play c&c generals then
@POTATOEH814 жыл бұрын
@@noahw7013 he can make Bombtrucks but I don't think you could build suicide cars
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t?
@POTATOEH814 жыл бұрын
@@juliannemeth9285 "GLA Postal Services" , "I love a crowd"
@drunkchey97394 жыл бұрын
You dont?
@pm62144 жыл бұрын
Germany in 1944: 4:34 Germany when the Allies invade Italy: 4:10 Scientists working at the Manhatten project completing the first atomic bomb: 10:20
@therealgaben55274 жыл бұрын
Good
@Space_Parrot4 жыл бұрын
Actually got a decent chuckle from that, nice
@undercover17904 жыл бұрын
"Why are they all attacking down here now?" That was the most accurate
@shakmp44 жыл бұрын
@@undercover1790 I know right. That made me laugh so hard
@thetrexgaming9014 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Hitler after discovering alien technology:
@drifter4934 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Nobody:
@AurelionSass4 жыл бұрын
Basically the plot of Wolfenstein.
@therealgaben55274 жыл бұрын
If only he did irl
@serlistogiette41684 жыл бұрын
@@AurelionSass I was about to say lol
@chen_plays41734 жыл бұрын
@@therealgaben5527 hello Bismarck
@alba_tramonto4 жыл бұрын
Field Marshal Hague's preferred way to play. Sending endless units at the enemy, ENDLESS UNITS!
@inquisitorialllama6384 жыл бұрын
He was a 40k general born in the wrong millennium.
@anadaere68613 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorialllama638 if I'm not mistaken, he's only partially responsible for that
@iceowl3 жыл бұрын
"it would be really dangerous to set off the entire stack of Goliaths right now" --funniest words ever said in CoH
@maddaug74394 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite thing to do with this game is use those cheat codes and just produce a shit ton of infantry and practice human wave tactics against enemy tanks.
@theeagle44634 жыл бұрын
God, you can only get these types of comments on Valefisk videos.
@TheArklyte4 жыл бұрын
Developers don't add China and Japan as playable factions. You: fine, I'll do it myself...
@Lely2.04 жыл бұрын
What? There's cheat codes in coh? Im gonna do that tomorrow
@serlistogiette41684 жыл бұрын
How do you use codes?
@robocart92534 жыл бұрын
@@serlistogiette4168 www.ign.com/wikis/company-of-heroes/PC_Cheats there ya go :^)
@pedejo4 жыл бұрын
I liked this rendition of the blue corner from r/place
@ethanodell80444 жыл бұрын
Nothing like turning perfectly good land into a recreation of the surface of the moon
@jacobmuraco42764 жыл бұрын
You know, I’m not sure how you can top this one.
@670HP-Package-NOW4 жыл бұрын
Commit warcrimes irl
@NorthEevee4 жыл бұрын
This, but multiplayer with the boys.
@essexclass81684 жыл бұрын
Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse with all the settings set to max
@OttomanDrifter914 жыл бұрын
Commit warcrimes in Multiwinia. Spoiler alert: that game itself is a warcrime.
@coleacott40694 жыл бұрын
Don't challenge him he'll release the mustard gas
@ethanvibritannia39934 жыл бұрын
The Hague: I've been looking forward to this. Valefisk: My powers have doubled since the last time we met. Hague: good, double the war crime, double the sentence.
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
UN: Be careful, he’s a War criminal The Hague: But UN, War criminals are our speciality
@mcflyingfury2 жыл бұрын
US: uses napalm in Vietnam The Hague: you were supposed to destroy the war criminals not join them! US: 👁_👁
@Zadrias6386 Жыл бұрын
Vale “war crimes” Fisk strikes again.
@Horseshoecrabwarrior4 жыл бұрын
"Infinite Shermans" You mean "A realistic amount of Shermans."
@vit9684 жыл бұрын
*You can't beat American logistics.*
@crimson85904 жыл бұрын
@@vit968 mainly because the entire military is logistics
@MyVanir2 жыл бұрын
@@crimson8590 Not anymore.
@carbonwolf386511 ай бұрын
"Need to clear a minefield? There's a Sherman for that"
@noahlucas79064 жыл бұрын
Alternate title “If the Germans could make tanks like the Russians”
@TheArklyte4 жыл бұрын
Well, considering Panther was only 20% more expensive then Pz.IVJ... that kind of was their plan. But you know, between allied bombings and USSR failing to fall on demand, it didn't work as intended:D
@theeagle44634 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Destroying Field Hospitals to win the war
@serlistogiette41684 жыл бұрын
@@TheArklyte Well their economy couldn't withstand the strain of war and also it didn't help that the equipment broke down easily... experienced crews were dying faster than they could be replaced, and the armor was incredibly easy for allied strafing runs to pick them off due to Lufftwaffe collapse and loss of German air superiority.
@TheArklyte4 жыл бұрын
@@serlistogiette4168 all of which is the result of points above. T-34 1940 and T-34 1943 are also two different tanks and the former one is hardly a tank at all with all its faults. Panter was a design introduced and put into mass production during the war. Thankfully for us all, germans didn't have the time to catch a breath for obvious reasons and thus couldn't invest more time and resources into maturing the design and above all stopping the conveyor. Soviets planned evacuation of factories and germans lacked strategic bomber capability to bomb them behind Urals, germans themselves lacked that break from 1942 onwards. Even without that, Allies expected no more then 20% Panthers among german tanks during D-Day and follow up Second Battle of France. They thought that they didn't need heavy tanks, that 76mm would deal with any possible german armor and that there were enough M10's equipped with that. They were wrong. Jumbo was rushed in, more 76mm were brought in for field conversions, APCR ammo was delivered and everyone got incredibly lucky that brits prepared better with putting 17 pounder on anything that could hold it... and in case of Archer and Firefly, on things that couldn't, but were forced to. Now imagine alternate scenario where Panthers make up almost 100% german tanks in Normandy and there is no air superiority to begin with. Yeah, not great...
@serlistogiette41684 жыл бұрын
@@TheArklyte We can imagine all we want but it doesn't change the fact of the matter.
@loganpoul44884 жыл бұрын
"Man laughs at explosive roombas commiting warcrimes"
@NovelPond4 жыл бұрын
Ah, i love the Smell of 984 petrol fuled Remote controled bomb cars in the morning
@malomalovids4 жыл бұрын
What Valefisk didn't realize is that when he cheated, the AI already had him beat. It cheats all the time - no waiting for units to be built, just a cooldown on how often they try to build them. The build timer on your screen is merely there to make your UI look nice, and give "balance" to the game. But the game was rigged from the start.
@CJ-wj2uq4 жыл бұрын
WW 2, but if Hitler discovered the command console
@ZKP3144 жыл бұрын
TNO: Europe’s Last Days 1939-1946 lore in a nutshell.
@ZKP3144 жыл бұрын
Game 1: Wehraboo wet dream. Game 2: The Imperial Guard in a nutshell (featuring the Elysian Helljumpers).
@autogaming83244 жыл бұрын
Well, game two could have used a LOT more infantry if it were to simulate the IG.
@ZKP3144 жыл бұрын
@@autogaming8324 Aren't the Krieg technically part of the IG anyways? The mentality is very similar.
@alephkasai93844 жыл бұрын
@@autogaming8324 Could have been a more mechanised force like the Steel Legion.
@heinzlilio46124 жыл бұрын
Why is there so many British Oh God why are there so many British!? -Hitler as a soldier surviving heavy artillery and near death post WW1
@DCGMatthew14 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I've been waiting for this.
@mischadequeljoe49844 жыл бұрын
Turn ir up
@bayydh89054 жыл бұрын
Is that you, Akihiko?
@einarorsteinson18904 жыл бұрын
You know vale, I find it strange that you have not tried out the eastern front mod, considering that it you can add a flamenwerfer to every tank you have and send troops without weapons to their death and all. Surely a connoisseur of Geneva violations such as your self has heard of this mod?
@williamrowley57574 жыл бұрын
Valefisk: “So what if we did Germany but Soviet Russia”
@sulc40924 жыл бұрын
After the ai killed all his Goliaths he goes sounds like a team fortress 2 engineer player when his sentry gets taken down
@darthrevan3924 жыл бұрын
Vale: -has unlimited pops- "Am I the one who's cheating? no.. no it's the AI who's cheating"
@chickenman18014 жыл бұрын
The ai did too
@stevenbean97314 жыл бұрын
is this what wehraboos talk about when they say “if hidler wasn’t an idiot......”
@arandompig39974 жыл бұрын
Yes
@theeagle44634 жыл бұрын
Yes
@happifty25344 жыл бұрын
Yes
@CelestineGup4 жыл бұрын
Hitler should've used sv_cheats 1
@komatobeast91224 жыл бұрын
"SMH Hitler would've won if he just used Goliaths, what an idiot..."
@ahugenerd98044 жыл бұрын
This is like what happens when you move the rock the ant colony is under.
@LeonUK4 жыл бұрын
The goliath rush is easilly doable on a normal match, I remember this game and remember countless times of decimating the enemy hq
@Aloni-fn2km4 жыл бұрын
No unit caps means more war crimes committed per minute goes up by 10 fold
@ethanmorris13694 жыл бұрын
*88f flak cannon wall shoots once* Valefisk: “Is it gone?”😐
@mioszs18304 жыл бұрын
Aaaah yes, the soviet tradition of having more tanks than the enemy has ammunition
@sergeant61032 жыл бұрын
20:34 "Artillery! See that King Tiger?" "Yes sir!" "I don't want to anymore."
@valravn57354 жыл бұрын
I want to see it in multiplayer so bad. I can only imagine how glorious it would be
@mothman83004 жыл бұрын
6:08 He was dead set on hitting the base Now he is just dead
@FrakkinGaiusBaltar4 жыл бұрын
At some point Valefisk was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
@0g0mogosepikworld314 жыл бұрын
Thanks valefisk for posting. Haven’t watched it yet but know it will be good It was good
@justinpohl89864 жыл бұрын
Valefisk sending his Goliath's into enemy lines be most likely like: "Go, mY pRettIEs, hArveSt theIr SouLs fOr YouR MASTER."
@catinbeanie Жыл бұрын
Imagine being the Calliope crew that randomly shot off a volly of rockets not knowing they hit the Goliath orb, and just set off the GERMAN HORNET NEST
@StardustInvader4 жыл бұрын
Vale: “You can hit the base from this range, I know you can.” Calliope gunner: WE’RE NOT AIMING FOR THE BASE
@samreid6010 Жыл бұрын
You have to think that when Vale set the spawn in the enemy’s base, the Americans were just standing there, desperately trying not to disturb the pile of RC bombs, and then they hear the mortar falling
@Iago22504 жыл бұрын
I love waking up and seeing that Vale posted a video.
@matics4534 жыл бұрын
Valefisk : Gunner do you see that Army ? Gunner : Yes me lord Valefisk : Well I don't want to.. Gunner : Understood me lord *[ ARTILLERY FIRING NOISES ]*
@linuxoperatingsystem64024 жыл бұрын
Turns out the Beirut explosion was caused by goliaths
@ghostarmy11064 жыл бұрын
Secret nazi Plan to Start ww2, attempt 2?
@therealgaben55274 жыл бұрын
@GhostArmy1 we can only hope
@ladywaffle22103 жыл бұрын
Embrace the doctrine of the Imperial Guard, Valefisk. Begin the assault with explosions that shake the very heavens awake. Then shake the ground with the rumble of armor and the cadence of one million boots, all marching together.
@jonhrolfsson69524 жыл бұрын
Imagine just hiding behind a bush, repairing your Sherman rocket artillery thing, and 10 Panthers just bum rush you
@ThroneOfBhaal3 жыл бұрын
Field Marshall Haig got to move his drinks cabinet 6 inches closer to Berlin. Well done!
@Eyclonus4 жыл бұрын
The one thing that bothered me the entire time was using the mouse clicking on the button to build Goliaths instead of just mashing G like crazy
@diamondmetal3062 Жыл бұрын
20:45 “Destroy the field hospital, it’s preventing us from winning!” -some Canadian soldier during WW1, probably.
@admiralgeneralnn4 жыл бұрын
You're making the excatly same content I always wanted to make. I always thought I'm the only one who just has to build defensive lines absolutely everywhere. I enjoyed every of your videos so far. Keep it up!
@DuncanMw10 ай бұрын
The start of the vid summarized: Val: "Why are there so many british!?" (god save the queen itensifies)
@hedgeearthridge68074 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit combines with iSorrow on this one. Artillery Spam, with Perfect Balance and no exploits
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl49714 жыл бұрын
Soon as he mentioned the British all I could hear was just a barrage of like 200 25 pounders.
@ulric84452 жыл бұрын
i'm surprised about how 4 expert AI in the first game can actually be beaten even by one monkey with goliaths yet on the second game its been buffed to hell and back. something tells me they cut some corners on the second one
@yevgeniygorbachev51522 жыл бұрын
"not many RTS games can survive that" Supreme Commander FAF has entered the chat
@ManOfSemantics4 жыл бұрын
Valefisk after seeing an enemy that killed the Goliaths: More! *Dies* MORE!
@cr0wnin2 жыл бұрын
14:37 i am actually having a seizure at that killcount
@leugim8435 Жыл бұрын
I could see it
@mechanimanmechanican52604 жыл бұрын
Literally was just binge watching valefisk company of heroes
@skeletonwguitar43834 жыл бұрын
Valeseline, I just wanna say that from watching your videos for a good year now, I can confidently say that you have influenced me to play RTS games aggressively and recklessly. To achieve ultimate victory with no compromise and unconditional surrender from all belligerent parties that dare to even breath or talk smack. Safe to say that any RTS games I've played, I turned from a semi peaceful/ powerful player that can coexist to an always hostile and expansive player in RTS genre. Thank you.
@OchaFauzan014 жыл бұрын
This dude wondering about how to turn off unit cap while i am here laughing with my mrantifun trainer
@kubikkuratko1884 жыл бұрын
7:14 Press F for that sherman crew for putting a giant wrench in the reichs war machine!
@kubikkuratko1884 жыл бұрын
F
@noahstevenson63454 жыл бұрын
"This is what happens when you try to play GOD!!!"
@humonculeverotostre68044 жыл бұрын
"A horse with pogo sticks for legs" Thank you, Valefisk, thank you.
@Kalidoscope12304 жыл бұрын
The "reverse Maginot line" is also called the Siegfried line.
@samuellongstone47274 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think they realise the situation, they are not getting repaired. Only replaced.” - *smiles in Stalin*
@abdokorib88984 жыл бұрын
When I heard him say that he turned the unit cap off, It's either total lag, or total goliath
@Gordon5194 жыл бұрын
Why not both
@fluffsquad86584 жыл бұрын
Something tells me you would enjoy rolling a swarm of Banelings into an enemy based in StarCraft 2
@noxic244 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, my favorite war crime simulator is finally back!
@yavyav22814 жыл бұрын
« This field hospital is preventing us to win » Well well, it seems that Geneva Convention is again disregarded.
@kingkiwi44 жыл бұрын
“SHATTER THEIR SKYS” Valefisk as the British
@poika224 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the type of stuff I used to do as a kid. Then get bored and never play the game again because nothing would impress me anymore.
@baninfinney23914 жыл бұрын
For the intro you said Company Of Hero’s. Instead of Company Of Warcrimes
@derekmensch36014 жыл бұрын
Company of war criminals
@peterongan96554 жыл бұрын
@@derekmensch3601 Is not a war crime if they all dead.
@derekmensch36014 жыл бұрын
@@peterongan9655 You can't commit warcrimes if you exterminate the other group.
@AceDreamer4 жыл бұрын
2:46 "they are going through the line before it's ready" -fall of the Maginot Line, 1940 colourized
@nicorozner74174 жыл бұрын
4:03 Joseph Stalin explains his battle doctrine, 1941 colorized
@tirpitzyt30884 жыл бұрын
Tales of Valor was my first ww2 game i played. I used to love the calliope and the hell cat. And i often get wrecked
@empireofitalypsstimfromano50252 жыл бұрын
A Bit Late But About The Pathfinding: If You Just Tell Them Directly To Attack Instead Of Moving They Will All Move At Once. *Experimented With An Insane Amount Of Shermans And 10 Fps.*
@Canadian_Ben_4 жыл бұрын
Santa- What do you want for Christmas. Me- I want more company of heroes from valefisk. Santa- Me too kid.. me too.
@gestaltengine63694 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this footage from Stalingrad.
@Srhnsfskztxzf5 ай бұрын
"How many Goliaths do you want?" Valefisk: yes.
@lilgustav50654 жыл бұрын
9:31 "dent a Nate"
@SynthgirlBulge4 жыл бұрын
that moment when you spend ages looking for a mod and then find out you can just go "/more"
@Freesorin8374 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: If Germany’s wartime production was historically accurate.
@CommanderG79794 жыл бұрын
btw Vale, Expert AI isn't restricted through the Fog of War. So it knew where your Goliaths were the whole time.
@longlethanh77804 жыл бұрын
why didn’t you use the assign group feature lmao. ctrl 1, ctrl 2...makes commanding your bzillion tanks waaaaayyyyy easier
@makatron4 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking the same with every video, spread the tanks easily.
@LordDarkhelm4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the tactic you did with the British is my standard style of combat in these games, especially in team games. And that's without this extra cap. I turn WW2 into WW1. My friends hate me.
@Ajc-ni3xn4 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a swarm of angry gnats” Yeah except if the gnats were *insert racist joke about Muslims here*
@NoTimeToBehLohst4 жыл бұрын
My ummah, Dawn has arrived
@typicaluser6975 ай бұрын
"Suicide bombers" is racist joke about Muslims?
@vilheimtheunsinkable96464 жыл бұрын
'Let's just build more howitzers.' I see your Butcher Haig video taught you well
@Kctian4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, soviet wave tactics. Effective since 479 BC
@catsareamazing36164 жыл бұрын
Yep
@whatisausername993 жыл бұрын
“It destroys everything… and the Target.” - Commander Valefisk in The Battle of The Rhine, probably
@nathanieleck10234 жыл бұрын
9 human rights activists have disliked this video.
@mazen64464 жыл бұрын
6:32 they probably saw a cockroach. I'm sure it's gone now though so no need to worry
@downloadgoblin4 жыл бұрын
Back when RTS games were good.
@theobsidiangaming53814 жыл бұрын
Mobile Warfare + Mass Assualt = This video
@roachdoggjr32354 жыл бұрын
7:31 "Okay, it's time to neuter the Americans." - the globalists
@julius52874 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@cnlbenmc3 жыл бұрын
0:02 So this is where all the Goliath Mines I wanted Warfare Gaming have attack the Maginot Line went.
@liamalmond19144 жыл бұрын
That Calliope was such a troll. Went out of its way to fuck with the goliaths.
@partialbullet22154 жыл бұрын
Valefisk: I’m invincible! Game: *Crushes opponents* Valerisk: Stop bullying me