Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Holidays | Michael McIntyre

The very best of Michael's jokes about holidays.
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[@huuamai8151]

I am 100% certain that this man chose this hairstyle specifically to compliment his headbobbling hahaha. Perfect.

[@mathewcobb9443]

Chris Fuentes seriously though hahah

[@einat1622]

I have the same thought when watching him :-)

[@niko1483]

Lol 😂 I am certain!

[@claire_317]

I can't look away😂😂

[@lilylontum5870]

Exactly what i was thinking too as i watched

[@gregoryalbert6020]

Totally true - 7 days too short, 14 too long. 10 is perfect

[@imwaytoshort]

I don't think 2 weeks is to long personally.

[@HarryGrahamGaming]

12 👍

[@Sonderax]

i feel 7 is perfect tbh

[@hotbambi2010]

Gregory Albert I totally agree

[@popstarchrisgriffin2578]

I can go 3 or 4 weeks

[@EleanorPeterson]

What impresses me most about Michael's performances is the lack of maliciousness. I know many comics like to have an 'edge' and often a particular target in mind (I'm not knocking that - it makes a lot of people happy). Some comics are deliberately offensive (I'm not knocking that, either), but Michael seems able to take any topic imaginable and make people laugh just by smothering it with joy. What a great way to earn a living. :-)

[@LUNE.44]

Yes. He says the most relateable things and is so jolly, hard not to love

[@007kash007]

Yes he's not like fat comedian making fat jokes or a woman making sexost jokes

[@susanclements9168]

He's brilliant very talented man clean humour.

[@joperhop]

I like my humour dark, the more it offends the better, but his wholesome humour is just perfect

[@jenlovesjesus]

Well said! Michael Mcintyre is hilarious without having to be cruel to others. He's the funniest comedian I've seen since Robin Williams.

[@evatarida]

Except the fridge! We trust the fridge!!!

[@the_scottishemo3882]

a stand up comedian that's funny and knows what's going on

[@colletteedwards1455]

He's easily one of the very best comedians in the world. He always makes me laugh. A comic genius and a stylish one too. So unique.

[@berniekennedy9793]

The knife in the toaster & reviews Near pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑

[@mplwy]

I have tears from it right now!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@deborahdanielson8901]

It’s July 2020. 5 months of quarantine and unbearable news, I’ve moved on to only comedy. Very grateful for Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican, Fluffy and all the other comedians who keep me laughing. Thank God for comedy😂🎉😂🎉. If the world ends, at least I’ll die laughing😂

[@robabob1001]

I love Michael, easily my favourite comedian. He absolutely gets people and their lives.

[@stnicholas54]

7.39 - "I'm not even staying at this hotel" ...... hahahahahahaha

[@yuccalyptus]

One of the most funniest men alive. I laughed so much it hurts. 🤣😂

[@peterjd5689]

He is the funniest comedian ever!!! How does talk so quickly. He manages to personify appliances and spices and sports. He just makes me happy. Who are the people who review toasters on Amazon? Genius!!!

[@alfiestrong2151]

The last joke about the umbrellas is quality

[@clarkpatient7950]

But.. you dont move the umbrellas... you move the chairs..

[@RTDanceTV]

Ollie Clark someone’s been watching frankie boyle

[@izzyzzo1130]

I read a review once which was “ there was a double bed and me and my boyfriend would have to share a bed and I was pregnant after” 🥴🥴

[@fenhen]

That’s either 5 stars or 1 star.

[@simple.stuffs]

@@fenhen it is a 6 star

[@ZeroThe0ne]

I'm not here to talk about this comment. I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!

[@petitmu7702]

This guy puts me in good mood and comfort everytime! Thx a million

[@marcusrakyat8891]

Michael’s always my family favorite to have a good laugh 😂. He my idol now. Love ❤️ from Malaysia 🇲🇾.

[@ingrid2029]

The Star wars joke should've gotten more laughs😂😂😂

[@BarterTom]

BB?

[@buenoexcellente5364]

i agree

[@evang94]

@@BarterTom This gig was way before the sequel trilogy dude.

[@BarterTom]

Ev Gallagher I know, I’m making a joke.

[@TheRestlessRider]

Ev Gallagher not before the original lol

[@RacingPepe]

Writing a review is the part I'm the most excited for once I get home :( I collect folders and business cards from the hotels I visit, I try to take nice pictures from every angle before I settle in with my bags and I take pictures of the dishes I order. It's so much fun to help hotels and restaurants better their services because some do actually read and respond to every single comment they receive.

[@DragonLuver44]

I'm a Travel Consultant and I do that too.

[@rhig4081]

I just like reading the bad reviews.

[@evatarida]

Me too! I always have the template: location, ambiance, foods, facilities, and price. And then I always close it with my recommendations.

[@TerriblePerfection]

Some places already have so many that I don't bother. I made a special point to review a wonderful health food restaurant in Cyprus because the caring owner mentioned that she didn't know if it would stay open much longer due to lack of local support. When I checked a year later, I was thrilled to see that it was still there.

[@sh8736]

So am sitting down to write my toaster review on Amazon and think I know let’s have some KZbin playing in the background....... and incase your interested I gave it 3 stars cos even on the lowest setting the toast was very brown.....Michael!

[@bezzerwizzer6448]

I love him ! The most brilliant comedian in the world. 👍💕

[@lindab8397]

Laughed so much ,,,,,,, going to watch another . I am addicted to michaels humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seema-sx3cn]

OMG the last joke it was hysterical just the way he was moving 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRoxen92]

This man is the best!!! I always have the urge of touching his hair 😂😂😂😂

[@snoor8111]

10/10 Michael McIntyre. Wishing you all the success in the World!!!! Your biography was heart touching Live long Thank you thank you thank you😁🥳🥳🥳

[@wenchekarlskov1423]

He is the best comedian ever😂😂😂

[@songangte29]

"You'll be slapped all day!"

[@wylancslass]

I am a sad case! I unplug everything, apart from the fridge, every single day when I leave for work lol.

[@Bubbsmaster]

You trust the fridge!

[@LynxSouth]

I reviewed my toaster online. Now it has a public reputation to maintain, and I can leave it plugged in, too.

[@wylancslass]

@@LynxSouth Hahaha love it!

[@user-ef8iq2gt2p]

You are not alone, darling!

[@lisahenry20]

I don't like leaving electronics left on. I leave on what needs leaving in, so fridge, freezer and Internet. I usually keep plugs in the socket but the socket turned off for other electronics.

[@hollyhocks7360]

I love his little dance routine.

[@laragubbels7934]

Brilliant as always 😂

[@lenajesse]

Thinking during the first joke: "I unplug everything, every day..."😳😄

[@nikiryan8648]

gives me a $35 a month electric bill.

[@niko1483]

OMG!!! I love this man! I look at him every night ....he’s the best antidote for depression! I want to fly to NY to see you in February and can’t get a ticket!

[@chusssMusic]

Hilarious!! I am able to understand British accent because of watching this for long.

[@Shorty-uh9ks]

His hair man, I love it😂

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

His hair has so much personality!

[@LivvyHackett]

The sun umbrella story is so god-damn relatable, I used to have to do that all the time

[@littlejannacz5199]

It took me good 20 minutes to watch throught this video because of the breaks for laughing 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

[@conniebruckner8190]

Been binge watching MMs videos and he's the best since George Carlin. Commenting on common every day life situations, and pointing out how ridiculous some things are. He is very observant. A witty philosopher. Applause, applause!

[@nourelmasry9104]

Okay, does anyone else think that when he mimicks others he sounds like Severus Snape, I mean ' unacceptable in capitals' sound like something he would say just to piss people off..

[@chelseawould8275]

♥️♥️♥️

[@gamingwithcallum6087]

Nope

[@rorymckernan8502]

That is brilliant. It does sound a bit like Snape, yes your right. When he is doing, the impression of people on Trip Advisor, moaning. 'Two ice cubes in a Diet Coke'. It does sound a bit like him. 😂😂😂 'unacceptable in capitals '. I actually read that in Snape's voice as well. 😂😂😂 That is actually something Snape would probably do, if he ever stayed at a hotel or if he was a hotel manager. He'd be taking 50 points from every staff member for their bad work and giving them a months detention. 😂😂😂 And the guests, don't get me started, if you left your apartment in a mess. 'AVADA KEDAVRA'

[@MalReaver]

OMG of all the comedians past and present Micheal makes me laugh the hardest!!!

[@favoritesme9861]

Brilliant!

[@shadyavich4595]

So relatable at the beginning where he says about unplugging everything except the fridge, that is so true!! 😂🤣

[@NadiaRoberts93]

One day I’ll be able to afford tickets to go watch you live. One day 😍

[@raymondjames1341]

I'd happily pay for you to go to one of his shows 🙂

[@hotbambi2010]

Nadia they are not that expensive

[@Witchezcat]

Nadia did @Raymond James pay for you to go in the end ? The nation needs to know lol

[@leilacuthbertson]

I’m 13 but my parents said they’ll take me next year when I’m old enough

[@charliekate9949]

Onna is My dog there shouldnt be an age limit to laugh but im 12 i understand i

[@Darkiie]

Guy at 7:25 tried to swallow the entire planet earth with his laugh.

[@Marykaification559]

How I love Michael ❤️❤️❤️

[@debbiehenri345]

He has the unfortunate position of looking, dressing and sounding like a British politician - and I think this makes him all the funnier when presenting any joke. Michael turned up in recommendations a couple of days ago (a mystery to me, as I have no TV), and I've been lapping up these videos ever since.

[@lindab8397]

Debbie Henri me I can’t get enough of him, we can all recognise what he is saying from his e everyday situations....... only when HE says it, you realise what silly humans we are lol 😂

[@matthewthomson6126]

2:50 "Which is why I've given it 3 stars after much deliberation"🤣🤣

[@starunicorn2404]

I love it when his hair bounces😂

[@nourelmasry9104]

as an Egyptian who lived in both England and Dubai for two years I can relate😂😂

[@juliehill9247]

Please come to Portland, Oregon so I can see you - you rock mr !!

[@sasinipolwatta5547]

He is amazing

[@HiyaEverybody.]

All good but the toaster review character was pure class 😂

[@necymamaril3735]

OCD, check the stove twice or 3 times before leaving the house.

[@user-ef8iq2gt2p]

Oh lord! I nearly shake off the door knobs before leaving for EVERY TIME

[@lindastone3278]

My mother was OCD and unplugged most things every time we left the house and then down the road she panicked thinking she forgot to unplug something and we would have to go back.

[@thetruth1733]

So funny when we go on holiday and unplugging appliances 😂 hits home so accurately

[@K8TPOCKET]

Watch this every first night on holiday with my holiday cocktail on the balcony, it’s become one of my holiday tradition😂

[@fenlandwildlifeclips]

Stealing from Breakfast? Me? ‘Course I do. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@domkaye1838]

We do trust the fridge 😂

[@devolinedits4481]

Our honeymoon didn’t come with lunch option and stealing is exactly what me and hubby did. Like a team, it was honestly the best

[@Amarah4600]

We unplug everything in our household every night before going to bed

[@HUNKragor]

You should also do that before leaving for work

[@crashingdown6924]

Let me guess' not the fridge?

[@HUNKragor]

@@crashingdown6924 no, we TRUST the fridge

[@ronnieince4568]

@Alexander Baratheon no it us the cleaners who tend to do this to plug in their vacuum cleaner -that explains the high death rate in the bed next to the power point. !!!

[@keanehgz]

To be fair, D2 would be close to C3

[@user-ht9oc7gw1f]

Lol I thought this was going to be about Christmas but I realized “holidays” mean vacations in this case.

[@danellyatt9842]

You move the sunbeds, not the umbrella!

[@johnfurniss4175]

No bad language and still brilliant 👌

[@sistagalsistagal8136]

So true Chris 👍.

[@byronbunny8488]

Funny guy, good middle class family comedy 😂

[@sarahrenfrow9795]

And, for me, it’s always the fridge that goes!!!

[@kaylag5043]

"Are you going anywhere nice?" Actually makes sense because usually my answer is no. But if someone asked me if I was going anywhere, I'd say yes, the grocery store, possibly the tip. Why don't people just say "are you going on holiday?"

[@melanie2048]

Michaels voice and his hair are a huge distraction 😂😂

[@elizabethtrudgill3567]

My family goes to Crete for holidays and we always say two weeks isn't enough.

[@kmetzz1]

He is just SOOOO funny! Hee hee

[@froggies2986]

1:55 toast rant!

[@cottoncandy4486]

This so so true, I actually emptied the whole fridge and unplugged it. Called me paranoid.But then again gone from for 6 weeks

[@feisdee1]

Cannot. Stop. Laughing!!

[@chansuable]

Reading the reviews of a toaster is still respectable! Yesterday I was reading the reviews for buying a tongue-cleaner on Amazon! 😂😂 Was elated to find there were 427 more losers like me in this world who had actually taken the time to write about their wonderful tongue-cleaners! 🤣

[@tbxsallis]

two ice cubes in a diet coke lol

[@moonviolet27]

Amazing comedian! Does he tour in America???

[@antanddeclove4023]

Sometimes. Check his website

[@cjp592]

I like how posh he seems but have so many relatable experiences. I feel like he and I have very similar thought process. 😂

[@eclatnails]

OMG: You know that thing about sticking a knife in your toast when it's popped to get it out? Well firstly, I'm a pretty clever person with high level career etc. But I used to get my toast out with a knife for years, every day, consistently, didn't even think about it! I didn't even know you might die doing it? I never touched the sides as I needed to get the toast out so had to put my knife in the middle of the toast so it would "stick in" if you know what I mean? Anyway I went online dating and met a guy who came home to mine and saw me do this and went "WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DON'T BE SO BLOODY STUPID!" I had no clue at all! It's a bit like another guy I met who when I was cooking us pizzas told me to put the oven on first and warm it up to temperature and THEN put the pizzas in - Amazing! Have never had a burnt pizza since! I just thought I was saving time. Anyway!

[@euanahickman2898]

Good video

[@stefanistefanova5707]

Let me be like one of those people who leave reviews and say that you are the best comedian in the world! 🙌😀

[@audreymai2773]

I wish he could write for a show. Like a modern Faulty Towers maybe?

[@shirleyabbottpoetry6181]

10 days? I can barely last 3🤣

[@stuartforster208]

The umbrella 😂😂😂😂😂

[@frank2000]

So true haha

[@sharrondebby7950]

Aww I miss having these problems

[@KathyGraves1]

Don’t make fun of me that way!!! 😜

[@dace8828]

I lost it at the unicorn bit

[@chaoticgoodgh0st286]

On previous family vacays we never booked all meals in the hotel. Just breakfast & dinner. But not bc we're cheap (we'd go out for lunch at cafes etc, not saying others are cheap if you choose to not do the following) but bc you might have an excursion on one day etc. And you don't want to be obligated to not go on excursions bc you paid extra for the hotel lunch.

[@becky231]

I wonder if the 'My wife isn't a doctor, so i have to do things myself' is a dig at Dara O'Brien

[@lilymae5662]

❤

[@melindak6472]

Omg lol... 🤣🤣🤣

[@albertmatei8701]

Anyone else unscrew their lightbulbs before going to bed and put them back in in the morning?

[@richardbierman9856]

Er, no! Have you considered professional help?

[@homlitakadaru805]

"focus on saving my children"

[@poppyjenkins1000]

2:59 😂

[@MOGGS1942]

Very funny man.

[@pains1956]

Jajajaja Excellent!!

[@ARCAMARC]

So damn good LAUGH

[@kerryfoster1]

Yes we went to a place in ZANTE Greece. Couldn't find a GOOD review on it. It was fine no problem. Apart from a TREMOUR which shook the whole building. Hardly their fault though!

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

HAHAHAHAAA

[@furryface1057]

Terminal 2 Death Gate 4 aaahhhhhh ! made me Laugh

[@coregrip1]

Never try to eat or drink anything listening to Michael McIntyre, you will choke.

[@gwynitotheburrito7932]

Pretend I said something funny 😂😂😂

[@crazycatlady2793]

Hahahahhaa omg that's the funniest thing I have ever heard I can't stop laughing :)

[@RacingPepe]

Pretend I said something witty in return

[@millie9426]

I’m dying rn 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hasan...]

LMAO!!! That made my DAY !! I can't stop laughing!!! GOOD one!

[@gundorstoneskin5900]

I can't! 😂😂😂 I NEED AIR!