I have a plan and an alibi.

Oh hell, I laughed myself to an asthma attack🤣

This is THE BEST story so far! 😂😂😂😂😂

Wow. I've read through a lot of the comments, and y'all are actually fucking stupid for thinking Americans actually say the shit you think we do.

No American has ever said waste paper basket... I mean the shtick is funny, but I don't think this guy has ever actually talked to an American if he thinks what he's saying is true

I had to tell you this... I thought about you today when my Garlic Powder came tumbling out and landed upside down in my mixing bowl of sauce. After washing it off, I found myself saying, "You're going up but further back in the cabinet! You don't deserve the front after that terrifying nosedive!" Then I started chuckling, thinking of you! Thank you for the laughter! 😂

Brilliant comedian

The hatred, I mean Force, is strong within you.

I love how he is constantly pacing. He must get his 10,000 steps in.

Michael makes me spit my coffee every time I watch him😂

You are hilarious. I recommend you to everyone! I always tell people you are so funny you don't need to say the "f" word at all, so you see it isn't necessary if you're really talented. I see in this video, however, you are beginning to say it. Please consider stopping as it actually takes away from your show. You are extremely talented without it! Love you!

He took off his shoe's when he walked in 😄

Funny. Fun. And doing your part is not “helping.” 🙄

I’ve been selected for time!

Every time I drive on Belt Parkway in NYC and see "Horseback Riding" this joke cracks me up. Such a masterpiece.

I speak English as second language. The first time I encountered the term ‘legal tender’ was indeed when I was given Scottish bank notes working at a pub.

He is brilliant 😊

How to spell Leana with 1 n. I've seen leanna, leeanna, Leona even.

Don’t add the ageism at the end. 😢

That’s so they don’t substitute a cheaper wine.

OMG when he bangs the roll on the screen!😂😂😂. But those meals are in first class!

I WAS that dream child!

He seems pretty interested in you! 😂

I'm so glad Micheal McIntyre exists. He isn't just a comedian. He lives humour.

Cute voice

"It's time to move your boday!" 😂😂😂

'Hide-and-go-seek'

I'm an unmarried female and I think I have a couple man drawers. 😮

I have never understood why so many people would rather pokes their eyes out with a sharp stick than listen to 30 seconds of Michael McIntyre

My favorite comedian and beautiful soul. I wonder how many women and girls are in love with him. (Me too!)

😂😂😂😂I love this guy❤

I am a woman who has a man drawer... A standing joke with my ex husband. Also have a love of lofts and sheds... Wendy houses for grown ups! 😂

So true. We will still walk along the whole way even when there is no body waiting in line ahead of us. 😂

Nll L. M😊

I worked at his show last night at the Wembley Arena and he was amazing

Dr to the rescue

My dad would point to the car and we would go. It wasn't a request, it wasn't a debate.

Just say Good Eye Might quickly- Aussie accent

You forgot Graham and Graeme

The brave heart alarm clock bit kills me every time 😂😂😂 freedom! That’s me up eh?! 😅

Ah ruined it at the end with nasty, inaccurate weight stigma and food demonizing.

12:07 confused: no goodbye ?? Wife: dont divorce me 😅😅😅

Beautiful ❤

Your comedy is the only thing that makes me laugh in this weird time I'm going through, thank you SO much and God bless you. 💖💖💖

Ngl smash

try Manx money in England !

2:09 when we let the intrusive thoughts win 😂

Hospital attire reflects pecking order: Doctors wear coats, nurses wear pyjamas, patients have their arse showing.

This is my favorite story!!!! 😂

MAHOGANYMUMMYDIDAPOOINTHEBED!!!