Compilation of Standup Clips - Emily Catalano

[@kidsyx]

The "i hope its scoliosis" joke was perfect 👌😂 this chick is a master 😂

[@nedaltrebor8553]

ahead of the curve 😂

[@ek6321]

Emily, your comedy is brilliant. Including your banter with the audience. "Cacti." 😂 Love it. Love you.

[@Tmsmdfcrcls]

the whole cactus/cacti, finger-on-it, relationshipi conversation was stellar - my favorite one of these!

[@robertmoye7565]

This is absolutely brilliant material and a killer delivery. The feint and switch punchlines are wonderfully crafted and original. Great observational comedy and brilliant crowd interactions with a very quick and sharp mind.

[@auzjeweii]

That awesome cactus line! I'm literally using a scalpel and tweezers to remove cholla spines from my hand. 😂 Thank you for helping me laugh through the pain!

[@VickyDPi]

Wow I laughed SO hard and unexpectedly on a good 50% of these jokes. Emily, don’t stop!

[@nastyrobmiddleearthproduct9027]

I saw your Special and fell in love with you immediately! Great voice, awesome delivery, kick ass topics, super quick witted, and I love the glasses... Please record more!!!

[@Deadle100]

Discovered Emily just now, I'm laughing my ass off! Good stuff.

[@freddfezzo8524]

Nice compilation. I thought I had heard all of her jokes. I didn't.

[@davidvogel2349]

very funny, great delivery. plan to see you when you come to dc

[@howiesoc17]

The phallic beanie just blatantly sitting there in the first joke was pretty damn hard to ignore.

[@davidpatterson5426]

Hilarious and brilliant! 😂

[@corydystopia]

You are so brilliant. Absolutely blown away by you!

[@benxnewman]

So GOOD

[@alexacto]

I love that you write original material, and only do crowd when they heckle. I wish you were at my last Comedy Store show instead of all those crowd work guys that left us, the crowd, bored out of our minds and regretting the ticket purchase.

[@EXQEX9]

Love your work! :)

[@ekdaufin1485]

Great writing!

[@charliegoerges7620]

Awesome! Did Ryan ever give you your mug?

[@kidd32888]

Passive aggressive at its finest 😂😂😂

[@rileysdad1923]

Onya Emily, you're the best

[@weatheryourstorm1453]

I saw that Ryan/mug bit when you first posted it a while ago. Good time to get an update please!

[@morganic88]

I will never return her cup!!!! 😅

[@trenttim]

You are fkn funny. Thx for the laughs

[@toloopy]

More, please.

[@patrickmaline4258]

10:21 my new third favorite joke. replaces: “why do you bury lawyers 13 feet deep” “because really deep down, they’re good people.” 🥁 ☮️❤️🌎🌍🌏

[@cyberathlete]

Thanks!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Hilarious!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Massages every morning! Make all his decisions’

[@couchpotatoe91]

Damn, really hope I'll be able to see you live one day. Any Europe tour planned?

[@amogrows]

wtf Emily! how do you keep a straight face through most of your jokes

[@andymasterpiece9441]

YAaassss!!!🤣😂🤣

[@lindamon5101]

Brilliant❤😂 same econ prof😮

[@tylercooper1551]

Emily my girl, I only stumbled onto your stuff a day ago and I'm already loving every bit of it! God damn you are funny as fuck and I hope you eventually make it to do a show in kansas city! I'll be there to see you Edit: well fuck me sideways I see you were here only 2 days ago, this makes me one sad panda 😢

[@corkodrimples]

You're a killer. Brilliant stuff

[@EXQEX9]

11:05 Wait, did you just say the first two letters and wait for someone to pipe up with "S"? Is that reliable or do you have a contingency for when no one jumps in? Your timing is so solid I honestly can't tell how much of this is off the cuff and how much is memorized. Wow. 👏🏾

[@megb9700]

I love her crowd work. Peen jokes rule!

[@trainwhistlesrule]

Peen jokes?

[@thesugarbusch]

The likes were at 666 when i saw this, and i kinda wanted to keep it there, but this was too good. Sorry satanists

[@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549]

That’s alright

[@friarfoxz]

I don't suppose she actually reads the comments but that said I had to leave one. That was the best stand up since whoever. Hilarious and very very talented in delivery. I would totally hook up with you but it would be like two people naked in a hotel room questioning their life choices. lmao. You are infectious with your humor girl.

[@kingpoocomedyOfficial]

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

[@kidd32888]

Morning and night Emily. I wonder id Nathan Brown is will be at the Portlsnd Or show

[@thecatdowntheroad369]

🎉

[@MatthewSmith-cp3hu]

female equivalent of ryan goodcase

[@dr_wine]

😂

[@KittyInTheGarden]

did you get your mug back?

[@snakeboren4814]

She's funny and HOT 🔥 !!!!

[@eyescreamcake]

Especially in the first clip

[@ivanobar1]

I didn’t get the “there’s something about cacti, can’t quite put my finger on it”

[@trainsonplanes709]

Same. I hope someone here will help us out

[@chiefline7084]

I don’t get the point of it either

[@aferlito]

Cactus pointy. Don't touch.

[@ivanobar1]

Cactus and cacti are both prickly, pointy, don’t touch. The only diff is singular and plural. I thought her preference was cactuses over cacti, both plural forms of cactus.

[@trainsonplanes709]

@@aferlito thanks!

[@jenny.haytch]

- S

[@jasoncoker1625]

😏🤘

[@bman342a]

Great material. It seems she tries to come off as unattractive but she's very cute.

[@morganic88]

She’s nailed the Hot geeky librarian look perfectly ❤😊

[@bman342a]

@@morganic88 tru dat

[@ekdaufin1485]

My parents must have wanted me to be more ladylike too- but said no to a raise BC… he’s a boy…🤦🏾‍♀️

[@icetech6]

I like your material..

[@mosbysmen]

this is depressing i thought it was suppose to be funny

[@jeremygillam5745]

Thanks!