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[@joshuabell7761]

"Undermine the vole! You've got no CHUTZPAH! Your organisational skills are lacklustre and your timekeeping is ABYSMAL!" - Mike Wozniak, 2021

[@imachamp68]

Yup we all watched it

[@drop51]

Love Mike

[@Zach90888]

I do think he said it in 2020 though.

[@mxmschae]

@@imachamp68L

[@helensymonds6622]

Him undermining the vole made me gigglee so hard i put this one on my facebook today. well, he did UNDERMINE the vole :)

[@djfirkins]

I quite enjoy the irony of Sarah being the only one to figure out the "code" but then coming in last place... 🤓

[@z0z111]

She should have gotten a bonus point!

[@jenny.haytch]

Agreed!... came here to say the same. @@z0z111

[@signls]

"bath dog, b,d" was a very funny moment

[@alvinip9128]

​@@z0z111no

[@stacey4758]

yeah, but she got the worst fire. Straight up the middle, along the words.

[@BeccaB529]

98% chance “inspect the jacket” would have led them to the task or a summary of the task in the jacket’s pocket!

[@ryshow9118]

That's all I could think of

[@hermanphilips4617]

If I'm catching on to the pattern... in showing the results for points, they would have revealed the 'secret copy' if it was available.

[@BeccaB529]

@@hermanphilips4617 Nah. They keep a lot to use later when it is not found. Podcast reveals some but not all.

[@hermanphilips4617]

@@BeccaB529 As in they directly state that they don't always reveal the secret solution reveals? Or for that jacket in particular, they directly stated the solution was hidden in there but they chose to not reveal that on the show?

[@Rhymers]

Also I felt like that black pattern, that emerged on top of the task when the fire reached a certain heigth, might have been a giveaway to some spot that could be helpful

[@StarlahMutiny]

This was one of the best tasks and im kinda shocked it hasnt been repeated multiple times over the seasons

[@BlueManIan]

It's been repeated in other countries, though! The (French) Canadian version of this task is really funny!

[@StarlahMutiny]

@@BlueManIan *runs about the internet to find these other ones* thanks! Lol

[@TPH250290]

They don't repeat any tasks, do they? Besides, the fun is lost if the contestants are already aware that there's an alphabetical element.

[@psoma_brufd]

​@TPH250290 every task has a trick to it so you could do a different trick years later (secret list hidden in one of the items would be a good one, especially if a tall gets you to open it up).

[@kisbie]

@@TPH250290The only task that has ever been repeated word for word was ‘buy the Taskmaster a gift’ and that was (sadly) dropped after series 3.

[@unnameablename]

I want a compilation of Alex saying “all the information is on the task” when the task cannot be read.

[@iliketrains3495]

Immediately thought of Chris Ramsey in the flagpole task

[@bobbysue9363]

Even a long montage, with backstory. I approve.

[@skw_x]

i can’t remember whether he even says it then, but when lee wiped his hands on the task and threw it away springs to mind

[@asheep7797]

Thinking of the shredder.

[@Charcoal190]

Susan Wokoma with the can stacking task in S16 E1

[@MontyMonferno]

mike undermining the vole somehow made me love him more than i already did

[@20quid]

"You've got no chutzpah! Your organisation skills are lacklustre, your timekeeping is abysmal." If someone said that to me I would be devastated.

[@MontyMonferno]

literally! he definitely had to have a sugary tea afterwards to calm down 😭💞

[@goliath_red1102]

Mike may not have won the series but he won our hearts

[@ISBurst]

You all know what you're here for: 8:40

[@somima7795]

So true

[@SpoonsySA]

Your timekeeping, on the other hand, is superb

[@ResettisReplicas]

My favourite part of this is that Sarah figures out the trick but misses one because she forgets the alphabet.

[@NickHoad]

I would argue that Sarah should’ve been given points for attacking the biscuit and yanking the zebra, Lee should’ve been given a point for chucking the dog, and both Lee and Mike should’ve been given a point for grabbing the hat.

[@slimcourage901]

Everybody should have gotten a point for jacket. They all looked at it, and therefore inspected it. The task didn't specify it had to be a good or thorough inspection. Though this wouldn't affect the outcome, I'm just being pedantic.

[@NickHoad]

@@slimcourage901In the words of Frankie Boyle, this is a show about pedantry

[@TPH250290]

@@slimcourage901 I'd say the word "inspect" involves a thorough element. "Inspect" and "look at" are not synonyms.

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

And it does not change the results at all

[@daruddock]

It seemed to be the intention behind the action that counted, not so much doing it by accident.

[@Taolan8472]

My first thought when i saw the fire was "start doing things from the bottom" But then i guess panic sets in and inertia plus dozens of years of habit making them read from top to bottom made the task go off all according to plan

[@TPH250290]

Alex also encouraged/told them to read out the whole task, then immediately set it on fire.

[@json_bourne3812]

Yeah the fact that none of them went "oh shit there's a fire and a list of things I should read that before it disappears" is surprising to me. But yes panic definitely tests our instincts!

[@dp-g5i]

I would have quickly taken a photo so I had to remember less things (the smoke would have probably covered some of the bottom tasks)

[@Cimlite]

That vole is never going to be the same. Poor fella.

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

Just another incredible Mike Wozniak moment

[@rollin340]

It's amazing how Lee just attacked everything, despite knowing it was only for the biscuit which he got right away, and it earned him 3rd place. xD

[@jakedenneyfilms]

I am CONVINCED that if they had inspected the jacket, a copy of the tasks would be found.

[@iliketrains3495]

If so, there would likely be a clip of Alex revealing it, so it's safe to say there wasn't. Also they already did that in the batter task in this series

[@ResettisReplicas]

@@iliketrains3495Do't be sure of that; Alex has said that he'll sometimes keep the "secret hacks" a secret if no one finds them, so he can use them again.

[@rachelcookie321]

@@iliketrains3495 from my understanding they actually have hints in a lot of tasks and they don’t reveal a lot of them. I guess so they can use it again in a future task if they want to.

[@badenhowell3312]

Sarah's reaction has got to be one of my favourite moments from across the entire Taskmaster series. 😂

[@Member3285]

One of my favorite episodes. Oh, who am I kidding. TM is just amazing, all around. Keep 'em coming!

[@MrPhil1503]

Mike Wozniak with the best use of the word 'Chutzpah' in history...

[@dasboots3272]

What's crazy is that sarah was the only one to figure out the alphabet system and she came last

[@EnoVarma]

This was such a golden series. My favourite in an extremely high competition.

[@fredrik5827]

Yea only series 13 tops this one for me 😊

[@EnoVarma]

@@fredrik5827 That is so baffling to me. I don't understand why everyone raves about S13. It's my least favourite series, and by some margin, too. I don't get what I'm missing. Now, S14 on the other hand, is just fantastic.

[@fredrik5827]

​@@EnoVarma Hmm, I really like the banter between the contestants, grew to rly like Chris, thought he would win but got shocked as Sophie did (and watching back some tasks she rly had some interesting approaches to tasks as well). Most tasks are very good imo (only one I don't think was especially good was the Fred the Swede one). The episode where Judi almost wins is very fun. 14 is a great one too tho. For me all series are great entertainment tbh

[@iliketrains3495]

@@EnoVarmato be honest I feel that way about series 14; there’s not many particularly weak aspects but I don’t think there’s that many strong aspects either. It seems to have reached fan favourite status mostly thanks to Fern who ended up being one of the most beloved contestants of all time, and Dara being arguably the most entertaining champion in quite a while helps, but I found the constant dominations by one person almost every episode got tiring quickly and hindered the competition aspect. Also I can’t think of anything series 14 does better than 13; 13 had a few dud tasks such as the dramatic meeting and the infamous tongue one, but I feel like 14 has a lot more skippable ones.

[@EnoVarma]

@@iliketrains3495 So, my issue is really with S13 having become so popular; I wouldn't have a problem if people favoured other series over my favorites. And it's not that I think everyone else is wrong, I just don't understand why S13. To me, John Kearns alone is more entertaining than the entire line-up of S13. To be frank, I found that line-up a bit dull - and, well, I can't stand Bridget Christie. But that's just me. The thing is though, that S13 doesn't have a single task that comes even close to S14's trolley bowling, sabotage, word-guessing or toilet paper toss. IMO it's a worse series both writing-wise and performance-wise. Anyway, it doesn't really matter, and sorry for ranting. That's being a nerd for you. Taskmaster is a fantastic show.

[@47Jaspers]

The s11 drinking game. Every time Jamali stamps on something, take a drink

[@jeremypage6093]

I love how after attacking Lee would kick them off the stage and attack something else, but he didn’t do it to the Lemon.

[@Nzie]

The most effective element of this task design was to light the fire from the bottom. The fire put everyone on edge but it doesn't look like anyone, with the possible exception of Mike, thought to skip down to the bottom and start moving.

[@lhfirex]

Mike's attempt is the one every Taskmaster fan probably remembers, but I also really like Sarah's.

[@phitsf5475]

Mike was a of a gem. 50/50 on how worried I am about him being a doctor, he was probably a good enough one.

[@Elwaves2925]

@@Bernard_Crabsticks Geriatrician was the one I've heard. I believe the whole thing about him not being a doctor is the actual joke, started by Alex IIRC. Mike is (or was) registered on the General Medical Council site, which means he was some kind of doctor at one point.

[@phitsf5475]

@@Elwaves2925 Little clarification, I'm certain he was a real doctor but my worry comes from his difficulty in finding a fart despite years of professional medical skills. His memory in this task is proof of medschool experience.

[@Elwaves2925]

@@phitsf5475 It's all good, I wasn't doubting your belief. My reply was to the other person because they mentioned that him being a doctor was a long running joke. So I simply wanted to point out that he was a genuine doctor. 🙂

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

What stuck with me was : Undermine the Vole.

[@michaelparham1328]

I know it's easy to say how it should have been done from an outsider's perspective, but I really believe, once I saw it burning from the bottom up, I would have started doing the tasks....from the bottom up. I definitely wouldn't have deciphered the code though, so kudos to anyone who could figure it out in the moment.

[@mdrzn]

Love the show, thanks for the recent season being uploaded after a day!

[@DarknessLiesWithin]

Everyone reading the task from the top down instead of the bottom, WHICH IS ON FIRE, up drives me crazy.

[@thesandwich5321]

I would assume it's just blind panic

[@kofei]

Would have been funny if someone just had a cup of tea or something and just threw it at the paper 😂

[@avfc1985]

They had Ribena

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

I totally expected someone to immediately take out their phone and get a picture of the task

[@andrewh2312]

​@@avfc1985and a bath full of water...

[@youremakingprogress144]

This is one of my favorite tasks of all time.

[@kisbie]

Let’s be honest, Taskmaster peaked for all time with Wozniak and the vole.

[@FutureDeep]

Alex: It's not about the points, it's about sending a message...

[@strangest_cacti]

One of the best tasks of the covid era

[@iliketrains3495]

For those still curious, Jamali said on Mel Giedroyc's show Unforgivable that his tap water conspiracy was just a joke.

[@myguyry]

"Government."

[@Rapidly_]

10:50 could someone please tell me what Mike said here? The auto subtitles can't pick it up and I can't understand it after "I got excited there was fire"

[@ceruloryx]

i heard "and i was told to undermine the vole, and i just let him have it"

[@catheriner999]

Totally forgot this task existed, good stuff.

[@GackFinder]

The same chemicals that they put in the water, they also put in the filters.

[@rowananderson8318]

I think Sarah should have got points for the biscuit, I know she thought it was mash but the action she made was definitely an "attack"

[@Vtarngpb]

Did no one else notice that Alex thinks that Tony Blair is still in government? 😂😂😂

[@xicen007]

Who else is bored and is just watching taskmaster videos??

[@middlekingdomfarmrebeccapa5035]

I hope by now Jumali (sp?) has learnt that tap water is essentially the same as bottled water (which is tap water put in a bottle). I loved Mike and the mole. 😊

[@BlameThande]

Bottled water is not the same as tap water in the UK, when they tried to sell Dasani bottled tap water here there was a huge scandal and the company failed. Not that that excuses Jamali spouting an idiotic conspiracy theory even as a joke of course!

[@Lindalindali]

Findlay Christie has a few videos called "Asking black and white people the same questions" and in one of them they talked about tap water as well. Basically only the white people said that they drank tap water.

[@ironicallyscreaming]

I feel like everyone grabbed the hat but Jamali absolutely did not quaff the ribena

[@IrishRepoMan]

Attacking the dog was also chucking the dog in his case.

[@mini696]

Lee attacked the dog by chucking it.

[@dannil9878]

It’s funny how TAP water here is cleaner than bottled water. 😂

[@heppolo]

Brain just goes "Bye!" (c) Charlotte

[@DarkNSinth]

My favorite thing about this is... none of them thought to whip out their phone and take a picture. I don't blame them, but I find it funny.

[@HHh-ej4rl]

Alex, please do more of these

[@allanbuchan6947]

One of the best Dru Masters task intro's.

[@rinoz47]

Was the list of instructions in the jacket? We will never know.

[@GArmstrong97]

Or under the bath? Coz the bath wasn't needed for any of the tasks... 🤔

[@iliketrains3495]

​@@GArmstrong97I actually never realised before that the bath wasn't actually needed. Either it was a red herring or they just left it there since that's pretty much the usual place for it.

[@andrewh2312]

​@@iliketrains3495I mean, water's usually a fairly efficient fire extinguisher?

[@emercycrite]

Mike Wozniak is a dreamboat.

[@20quid]

Can we just state for the record: Not wanting to drink tap water is proper mental.

[@Elwaves2925]

Around here it's the sane thing to do IMO. Not because of government chemicals but because it tastes bloody disgusting.

[@propio2957]

Depends on where you are. Sometimes it really can't be trusted: Flint Michigan, for a well-known example. I don't drink straight tap water in my town, I run it through a filter. It's not because I think it's unsafe, but because it tastes disgusting. I don't judge anyone for not trusting their tap water though.

[@Narokkurai]

It is crazy, but it does beg the question: do you really want to force someone to drink a glass of water on a television show? That just seems like bad PR if nothing else.

[@Raiaka]

Depends on where you live. There are plenty of places where the water is not kept safe enough for consumption. Now, not wanting to drink it on the grounds of a nutter conspiracy about chemicals in the water? That absolutely is proper mental.

[@Elwaves2925]

@@Narokkurai Yeah, that wouldn't have looked good even for a comedy show. Greg was right not to punish him for it as well by not awarding the point. It's not like they could pause the task either (as they do sometimes) and swap it for bottled water.

[@ganeshh6378]

You should've waited till end of this season, because all of Julian's tasks are flaming 😂

[@Fishmorph]

I’m surprised nobody took out their phone and got a picture of the task list.

[@000claw]

Im surprised that not a single person went "Oh I have my smart phone" and took a picture while it was burning.

[@SortaSora]

british entertainment personalities not known for their quick thinking! would make the show a lot more boring

[@000claw]

@@SortaSora I think if that was everyones solution then yeah it would be less entertaining. This show does have alot of good "ah why did I overthink this" moments from other contestants seeing something simple like this though. I'd argue some of the better moments were from the rare quick thinking that ends up performing well despite not requiring the most effort

[@RufotrisRootedRockhound]

Oh yes this was a good one! 😅

[@lemedico]

I would have doused the flame with the ribena

[@rynabuns]

7:41 Here's "L"ee and "M"ike

[@rs8751]

Just realized that the same purple board from the memory task in series 9

[@mephistodev5709]

😊😊😊😊

[@aaronhusk]

I wonder if they could have asked Alex for another copy of the task.

[@seancunningham4462]

lee should have been given chuck a dog then because he did just that 😂

[@nadger1337]

God damn Tony Blair and his tap water.

[@Christian-rn1ur]

'They put chemicals in the tap water' Why yes, they do, that's what makes it *clean*. I guess he'd rather drink toilet water.

[@YOURteacher_100]

The chemicals in tap water is literally just a minuscule amount of chlorine and some natural vitamins and minerals

[@loopholesloopy]

toilet water uses the same source as the tap water

[@mistyz0ne]

i'm surprised no one read them starting from the bottom

[@BlueManIan]

Does anyone know the name of the music during Jamali and Charlotte's attempts?

[@Elwaves2925]

I believe it's all custom music by Dru Masters, or maybe the Horne Section as they do the main theme.

[@BlueManIan]

​@@Elwaves2925thanks, I've looked through so much Dru Masters/Taskmaster music but couldn't find this particular one. Thanks anyway

[@hedonismunderstands2469]

5:58 - c'mon team, try *to* wear the jacket - not 'try and'... get it right! 😅

[@inofficialplaytester3271]

how did no one grab their phone and took a quick pic

[@SilverHawk214]

They don't have their phones on them

[@inofficialplaytester3271]

@@SilverHawk214 Pretty sure they have used their phones in recent episodes (series 15 or 16) - perhaps it changed since this one?

[@eshansingh1022]

What would have happened if someone asked for a copy of the task and got it😂😂😂

[@adriansrealm]

Take out your phone and snap a pic of the task.

[@jsowau]

As a Strayan, Sarah’s a treasure👍

[@simontay4851]

They should have taken a photo of the paper before it burnt. Maybe contestants are not allowed their phones when doing tasks.

[@mortalux]

Why didn’t they pull out their phone and take a picture ?

[@ThePhilNews]

But Lee did kick the Lemon multiple times

[@philm5872]

I would have whipped out my phone

[@fugithegreat]

I can read quite quickly so I probably would have read the whole thing before it went up in flames, but my short term memory stinks so I wouldn't have remembered more than 2 or 3 items 😅.

[@michaelscott9325]

I absolutely loved this whole season. Allof the contestants were great, and most were recognizable. Last 2 seasons, i feel like i didnt know anyone.

[@nine4t4]

would taking a photo of the paper as it started to burn be cheating?

[@avacattell9537]

OMG JUST THROW THE RIBENA AT THE PAPER- not all of it save some to drink

[@bitterbaldguy]

What was the task in the tub?!?!

[@Elwaves2925]

No task. I assume the water was to put out the fire but nobody thought of it.

[@ResettisReplicas]

I suspect it was a red herring to mess with them.

[@genericname2747]

Mike Wozniak has a lot of chutzpah

[@sharynqu526]

why nt put out the fire first???

[@unf0ld]

Wozniak for King

[@Ofjkk]

and nobody thought of reading bottom to up smh

[@Angel-vb5ot]

Being a dumb American, I didn't know what some of those words were. I wouldn't have known quaff means to drink something, I don't know what ribena is, don't know what a vole is, etc. Apart from memorizing the tasks in seconds, I'd still have been completely lost.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Why didn't anyone read the list from the bottom since the paper burns upwards?

[@azzaisme]

No one read from the bottom

[@Sunprism]

Eat the lemon, Lick the badger

[@gurttron]

I don't drink tap water. I get filtered water delivered cuzz tap water makes me sick.

[@__dane__]

One of them should’ve taken out their phone and taken a photo

[@Sunprism]

Lol, Give him whack and yank

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

Science says a persin can only hold a max of 7 things in head at once. So Waz maxed out

[@darkshadowsx5949]

too bad water is a chemical. and so is everything else he drinks.

[@karlahovde]

Nobody thought to read from bottom to top?

[@IrishRepoMan]

Are they not allowed phones? Taking a picture was the first thing I thought of. They've used phones in other tasks.

[@Elwaves2925]

Not always. It depends on the series and task.

[@UpRisingDown]

Rip off the paper and put out the flames

[@amyoakAnimation]

"don't step past the line" was also on the task

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

The waz is mist impressive

[@mikebeatstsb7030]

I'd of just taken a picture with me phone straight away ...🤷‍♂️

[@Elwaves2925]

Sometimes they aren't allowed to have phones on them.

[@neilfleming2787]

what a moron, of course there are chemicals in the water...it's called water treatment to make it safe to drink and the fluoride is there to help your teeth anything else comes from the pipes either in your house or leading to your house.