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4 жыл бұрын

Jordan refuses to disclose his location and records a PSA about a toilet paper alternative.
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@Jeffrey9In4Chains
@Jeffrey9In4Chains 4 жыл бұрын
"As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me." - Jordan Schlansky Truer words have never been spoken
@afiqueamirule5772
@afiqueamirule5772 3 жыл бұрын
First.!
@TheMuseLuci
@TheMuseLuci 3 жыл бұрын
he understand us
@xNemesiSxPR
@xNemesiSxPR 3 жыл бұрын
so true, in fact this pandemic have been kinda good for me, just the usual. A lot better tho because i got paid for it (stimulus check). So yay
@vicrattlehead5051
@vicrattlehead5051 3 жыл бұрын
@Lawman yeah add sunglasses and it gets better
@TofuTeo
@TofuTeo 3 жыл бұрын
i feel this in my soul
@paralysisbyanalysis2287
@paralysisbyanalysis2287 4 жыл бұрын
Oddest "bromance" of all time.
@MESRogerStudios
@MESRogerStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than twilight
@kanakamanoa3216
@kanakamanoa3216 3 жыл бұрын
@@MESRogerStudios Classic.
@jellyjamjello
@jellyjamjello 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so real
@patrik79a
@patrik79a 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure it's weird. I'd love to be pals with Jordan!
@claudiagisolfi1665
@claudiagisolfi1665 3 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head!
@tonyd3698
@tonyd3698 4 жыл бұрын
Conan's hair is out of control. The highest I've ever seen.
@defectivepikachu4582
@defectivepikachu4582 3 жыл бұрын
its high tide
@akhrormuminov7180
@akhrormuminov7180 3 жыл бұрын
It is highest in the room
@beemonique8466
@beemonique8466 3 жыл бұрын
Purposely
@lijomathew8373
@lijomathew8373 3 жыл бұрын
You are right. He looks like if the metro man was retired and had an online talk show.
@abrarbw
@abrarbw 3 жыл бұрын
Is he loosing hair?
@desrocchi
@desrocchi 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Jordan being ridiculed for doing the right thing and washing himself with water instead of a piece of paper...
@waltern.2475
@waltern.2475 4 жыл бұрын
What ??? A bidet, which Conan asked him if he had installed, doesn't use paper and that's what he should have on the toilet not a hose from your shower. That's what he was giving him a hard time about...idk what you guys thought he was talking about.
@desrocchi
@desrocchi 4 жыл бұрын
@@waltern.2475 He lives in the USA, it's kind of hard for them to get a bidet installed, he's managing with what he can get.
@dectron5128
@dectron5128 4 жыл бұрын
This may come as a surprise for westerns that all Indian are all butt washers 😅..... Even before the corona pandemic and we find it uncomfortable to the practice of using toilet paper to clean our ass.
@malvavisco10
@malvavisco10 4 жыл бұрын
He's being ridiculed for being Jordan
@waltern.2475
@waltern.2475 4 жыл бұрын
@@desrocchi hahaha is that a joke ? Bidets are very accessible in the US ??? You can install them yourself or have someone come install it for you with companies that are based in the US. Very easy.
@worf7271
@worf7271 4 жыл бұрын
Good to see that Jordan is still fulfilling his various tasks and responsibilities.
@gtone339
@gtone339 4 жыл бұрын
@Red Stilletto Haha 😆
@sheyarjames4904
@sheyarjames4904 4 жыл бұрын
@Red Stilletto and those various ways vary in a variety of ways as well
@jaredf6205
@jaredf6205 4 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE NOT A MERRY MAN
@old.tables1989
@old.tables1989 4 жыл бұрын
@Johnhenry get a garden lol
@TheseHDGamers
@TheseHDGamers 4 жыл бұрын
This is great.
@fohhee
@fohhee 4 жыл бұрын
Fitting camera angle, We normal human are just ants in the eye of Jordan.
@kawardt6784
@kawardt6784 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@lordkiljaeden3887
@lordkiljaeden3887 4 жыл бұрын
Realest comment I read lol
@nothke
@nothke 4 жыл бұрын
ah, the schlubberoo angle
@OoJoshioO
@OoJoshioO 4 жыл бұрын
xD Danke.
@BigHeartBraveSchlong
@BigHeartBraveSchlong 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the belly laugh
@refeik5287
@refeik5287 4 жыл бұрын
Conan: "Robot" Jordan: "No" Conan: "buttwasher" Jordan: "YES" LOL
@davidnasry2954
@davidnasry2954 3 жыл бұрын
Some good chemistry
@Bonesince1997
@Bonesince1997 Жыл бұрын
Robot confirmed
@TheWonderfulBlake
@TheWonderfulBlake 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan: “I can display the bull whip for your pleasure.” Conan: “okay robot” Lol that killed me
@sunhyun6549
@sunhyun6549 3 жыл бұрын
주나를 지키리 불꽃같은 눈으로 나는 문제없어요
@zachh5812
@zachh5812 Жыл бұрын
i can see your bulge. "I can see why that's foreign to you"
@lumi_xiv
@lumi_xiv 4 жыл бұрын
I rather have Conan interview his staff rather than celebrities. I laughed so much to this video.
@spdadventurer1754
@spdadventurer1754 4 жыл бұрын
ikr😂😂
@davidhurtado2725
@davidhurtado2725 4 жыл бұрын
I NEED SONA NOW.
@lumi_xiv
@lumi_xiv 4 жыл бұрын
David Hurtado Me too! I also want Pierre Bernard. I wonder still if he ended up making lamps out of the mannequins they bought at that remote. 😂
@MovieRiotHD
@MovieRiotHD 4 жыл бұрын
Agreeee! They are so much more interesting. No celebrity politics, just human beings being themselves.
@davidhurtado2725
@davidhurtado2725 4 жыл бұрын
kristiekreme PIERRE! I forgot about him! Such a creepy soft spoken man.
@OmarAlHasan
@OmarAlHasan 4 жыл бұрын
"What would be the danger of you disclosing your exact address?" "You might one day visit"
@freeandfresh000
@freeandfresh000 4 жыл бұрын
Quality set up and punchline
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dragos-lucian
@dragos-lucian 4 жыл бұрын
He almost cracked a smile at the end. 'Butt-washer' almost did it.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
@@singu7arity in various ways
@moaningpheromones
@moaningpheromones 2 жыл бұрын
@@nk003 I got the 666
@coleeckerman1390
@coleeckerman1390 4 ай бұрын
Potty humor is his kryptonite
@twothirdsanexplosive
@twothirdsanexplosive 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm ending this meeting." "I understand." So good
@SuperBC1975
@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan: "As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me." This is the least surprising thing I have heard all day.
@rogerdean5313
@rogerdean5313 4 жыл бұрын
B C, LOL... As an introvert I’m enjoying the solitude even more
@dinglebarry528
@dinglebarry528 4 жыл бұрын
As an introvert I am now wishing that my family had their own home, nearby of course. I love them dearly, but extroverts always keep talking. Always. 😷
@aaronsmith5433
@aaronsmith5433 4 жыл бұрын
I was rather expecting some kind of a comment like , "0h , I hadn't noticed anything different as I rarely go out anyway, I mean after all, it's not like I need toilet paper or anything. "
@MasouShizuka
@MasouShizuka 4 жыл бұрын
As an introvert, I await the day I die a lonely death no one knows about for eternity.
@tommyblade8093
@tommyblade8093 4 жыл бұрын
@@MasouShizuka ...until the corona virus attacked
@Hojip_Jeon
@Hojip_Jeon 4 жыл бұрын
imagine where this country would be if Jordan Schlansky was head of the health department
@lordnelson2038
@lordnelson2038 4 жыл бұрын
Hojip Jeon we would all be robots then
@mchan2141
@mchan2141 4 жыл бұрын
We'd prob be better off...
@Hieillua
@Hieillua 4 жыл бұрын
All of us would have cleaner butts
@3ellif287
@3ellif287 4 жыл бұрын
He'd import more corona from italy
@ohawwgeez3112
@ohawwgeez3112 4 жыл бұрын
Kiei Luahi a bidet for everyone!
@garyserminio1487
@garyserminio1487 4 жыл бұрын
Conan has a genuine laugh talking to his staff than most of celebrities
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 3 жыл бұрын
Robot: No Butt washer: Yes
@EUCLlD
@EUCLlD 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@TheBlackMambaa248
@TheBlackMambaa248 4 жыл бұрын
“I’d prefer not to disclose my precise location” 10 seconds into the video😂
@matthewsawczyn6592
@matthewsawczyn6592 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan: That’s a personal matter
@momcatwoo
@momcatwoo 4 жыл бұрын
Dude is surely consistent. It’s a comfort in these hard times.
@okaygworl
@okaygworl 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott already on his bullshit 😂
@jsc2148
@jsc2148 4 жыл бұрын
Robot
@johnsonjohnson3261
@johnsonjohnson3261 4 жыл бұрын
I give you your 1000th like!
@QueenBlond
@QueenBlond 4 жыл бұрын
"As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me." Hit the nail on the head there.
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 4 жыл бұрын
QueenBlond You are not an introvert
@QueenBlond
@QueenBlond 4 жыл бұрын
@@scampoli25 And how would you know that?
@jpm199
@jpm199 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't introvert just a new term for losers by losers?
@QueenBlond
@QueenBlond 4 жыл бұрын
@@jpm199 Ah yes! Thanks for pointing that out!
@johnelconsultor5517
@johnelconsultor5517 4 жыл бұрын
@@QueenBlond I think he wanted to say. "U look beautiful, beautifil people tend to have a social life."
@jond1325
@jond1325 3 жыл бұрын
I swear - Conan is secretly jealous of Jordan’s presence and overall outlook on everything
@loversandlosers
@loversandlosers 3 жыл бұрын
ENTP/INTJ interactions are interesting to say the least
@kwill6948
@kwill6948 3 жыл бұрын
I think Schlansky's an ISTP
@survivormary1126
@survivormary1126 3 жыл бұрын
My call too. You can feel it come through from Conan. Mad points to Jordan for tolerating his crap. lol.
@AM-ry8is
@AM-ry8is 3 жыл бұрын
@@survivormary1126 it's funny people seeing Conan's mockery as an invitation to jump in too in the comments.
@titusflaviusvespasian5923
@titusflaviusvespasian5923 Жыл бұрын
I say it is the other way around, but you can see Conan has a dislike for people like Jordan who are passionate and elaborate on about certain subjects.
@alemanpalaciosjosemanuel4016
@alemanpalaciosjosemanuel4016 2 жыл бұрын
Conan you are pure gold. Even though that I am going through awful depression you make me laugh.
@skubydubydu
@skubydubydu Жыл бұрын
Hang in there ♥️
@jennifertehanisarreal
@jennifertehanisarreal Жыл бұрын
Hope you made it through that rough patch and have found supportive people/support group to help you through. 🫶🏼 I hope you are ok now.
@poptart6662012
@poptart6662012 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine the neighbors looking out the windows..."hes out there with that whip again...."
@Skate2EDM
@Skate2EDM 4 жыл бұрын
"look at him go..."
@srzjumper
@srzjumper 4 жыл бұрын
"that middle aged Indiana Jones wannabe fcker"
@aroguereptilian
@aroguereptilian 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@giaphucluis779
@giaphucluis779 4 жыл бұрын
"Honey, the robot guy is at it again"
@daemon2470
@daemon2470 3 жыл бұрын
"why is he practicing that, dad? what's he gonna do?"
@PandamoniuMD
@PandamoniuMD 4 жыл бұрын
"It's day 20 of the quarantine. I haven't spoken to another person in 9 months." - Jordan Schlansky
@dcomstock760
@dcomstock760 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@pravakarpatra5132
@pravakarpatra5132 4 жыл бұрын
Not person. Human Being!
@GuitarWholesale
@GuitarWholesale 4 жыл бұрын
LoooooL
@erikt3162
@erikt3162 4 жыл бұрын
Not even his wife?! No I don believe it
@dranzerjetli5126
@dranzerjetli5126 4 жыл бұрын
For a smart guy he just spoke nonsense.
@rizwanwali4223
@rizwanwali4223 3 жыл бұрын
It’s very easy to imagine Conan bald from this vid
@richbanks911
@richbanks911 3 жыл бұрын
No one makes Conan laugh more than this dude
@somlin7817
@somlin7817 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till Jordan performs his various tasks and responsibilities
@jason420jv1
@jason420jv1 4 жыл бұрын
@t c LMFAO 😂😆🤣💀
@khabbouchito
@khabbouchito 4 жыл бұрын
It's weird to see Jordon having eye contact while he's talking to Conan
@CommonG
@CommonG 4 жыл бұрын
He’s probs looking at the camera and not at his face 😂
@frouchitude1916
@frouchitude1916 4 жыл бұрын
Jurdin
@FirstWorldProblemz
@FirstWorldProblemz 4 жыл бұрын
It’s weird not to hear anyone but myself laugh too
@African.empress
@African.empress 3 жыл бұрын
It's Jardon
@rainehanc240
@rainehanc240 2 жыл бұрын
@@CommonG He would not even have an eye contact with himself XD
@rezurt1
@rezurt1 3 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Jordan, he must be the funniest character ever in the late night industry.
@lola.cruz916
@lola.cruz916 3 жыл бұрын
I love their chemistry together, like an older brother trolling his younger brother
@duckeatsbread5644
@duckeatsbread5644 4 жыл бұрын
Conan looks like the retired principal talking to his former student
@tellmeimpretty7462
@tellmeimpretty7462 4 жыл бұрын
Principal*
@aaronsmith5433
@aaronsmith5433 4 жыл бұрын
@@tellmeimpretty7462" he's no pal 0'mine"
@alotafhindi7485
@alotafhindi7485 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is taking this opportunity to prepare his body in various ways like never before.
@pukelius4128
@pukelius4128 4 жыл бұрын
What area exactly?
@alotafhindi7485
@alotafhindi7485 4 жыл бұрын
@Puke Lius that’s a private matter
@NM-cj8qx
@NM-cj8qx 4 жыл бұрын
This never gets old! 😂
@aivreescend7945
@aivreescend7945 4 жыл бұрын
@@pukelius4128 The Area below The Waist
@kmatter11
@kmatter11 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they're friends in real life but oh my god...im crying laughing.
@superstarreviews9937
@superstarreviews9937 3 жыл бұрын
Conan stood up at Jordans wedding.
@CommonG
@CommonG 3 жыл бұрын
@@superstarreviews9937 what?
@superstarreviews9937
@superstarreviews9937 3 жыл бұрын
What?! What?! Lol Conan was in Jordan's wedding!
@idioticfortune837
@idioticfortune837 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is safe from the coronavirus because of his built-in antivirus.
@herbert_ACAB
@herbert_ACAB 2 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@aawe1
@aawe1 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm fine", translation: "I've already prepared myself in various ways".
@dbog5214
@dbog5214 27 күн бұрын
probly bust a couple of nuts lol
@Hoi4o
@Hoi4o 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is on his home planet, that's why he can't disclose his exact location.
@lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743
@lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743 4 жыл бұрын
I guess so
@tomiv9850
@tomiv9850 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@icervot
@icervot 4 жыл бұрын
Judging by the sun's position, the blue sky and the flora, I'd say he is on Earth.
@boardcertifiable
@boardcertifiable 4 жыл бұрын
@@icervot or an Earth-like planet
@Cratple
@Cratple 3 жыл бұрын
Conan looks like the president in monsters vs aliens.
@notapplicableproductions6504
@notapplicableproductions6504 3 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: I would actually love to have a conversation with Jordan!
@Smorgasbord.
@Smorgasbord. 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I think he's a lot more laid back and attentive than he's portrayed.
@Smorgasbord.
@Smorgasbord. 3 жыл бұрын
*attentive to others
@AM-ry8is
@AM-ry8is 3 жыл бұрын
he thinks like me so yes
@mroriginal4340
@mroriginal4340 4 жыл бұрын
He cannot disclose his location because did not prepare his body in various ways
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, mind you his body is definitely prepared. But the field isn't prepared in several ways
@cogYo
@cogYo 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@murtazabekhushi3043
@murtazabekhushi3043 4 жыл бұрын
Come on man this doesn't work on everything
@snavisTM
@snavisTM 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the same comment on every Jordan video, it's a race between you nerds to see who can post it faster lol.
@DQ2you2
@DQ2you2 4 жыл бұрын
@@snavisTM read in Conan voice! Bajahahaa
@Labgorilla
@Labgorilla 4 жыл бұрын
Conan looks like he wants to fall over laughing. Their interaction is genius.
@dashbrown344
@dashbrown344 4 жыл бұрын
They are the modern day odd couple to me, except they work together instead of live together.
@vipr1142
@vipr1142 4 жыл бұрын
Conan looks like he is going bald after 1-2 weeks in Quarantine lmao
@user-cj3ik9qq6m
@user-cj3ik9qq6m 4 жыл бұрын
LabGorilla this is what you Americans call comedy my god
@Kris-wp3fm
@Kris-wp3fm 4 жыл бұрын
I know Conan can't admit it for the schtick to still work but I think it's clear they're very good friends.
@ditchweed2275
@ditchweed2275 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like he's in hair loss denial
@MrRunsic
@MrRunsic 4 жыл бұрын
Legends say that Jordan is still coming in late on a Friday, even while quarantined.
@sergioj.rodriguez1190
@sergioj.rodriguez1190 Жыл бұрын
Love this back and forth. I sincerely miss this. THANK YOU! Edits are great, btw.
@Rattenhoofd
@Rattenhoofd 4 жыл бұрын
I used to frown on bidets, until Jordan rhetorically asked "If you had human soil stuck on your arm, would you be content to just wipe it off and not wash it?" and I never forgot that.
@youtubered646videos7
@youtubered646videos7 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@petergeorgehill
@petergeorgehill 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but would you want to hold someone’s arm when yur hanging out with them? Probably yes Now how about nestling your hand deep between their butt cheeks? You’d do the former but not the latter because you expect butts to be a bit suspect; it doesn’t matter if your butt isn’t 100% clean and washed with a bidet
@SinistaMinista666
@SinistaMinista666 4 жыл бұрын
Sound advice from a sound man
@1whical
@1whical 4 жыл бұрын
There's a massive difference between the skin on your arm that's out and seen and whatever else all day every day and your butthole who is covered up and never seen all day every day. I get his point, but it doesn't prove it.
@1whical
@1whical 4 жыл бұрын
@O K nah bruh, the butthole area isnt the same as the arm. Comparing the two is crazy. And I don't eat cheerios so I'm definitely not that guy.... 😂
@eduardooce
@eduardooce 4 жыл бұрын
*Conan got Jordan performing his various tasks and duties.*
@probablynotabigtoe9407
@probablynotabigtoe9407 4 жыл бұрын
Cleaning ass and smacking whips
@jsc2148
@jsc2148 4 жыл бұрын
I heard Conan paid him a full days wage for this 5 minute video call
@camocutie66
@camocutie66 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love all the Conan and Jordan episodes.. they are the best!!!
@xxACIDVIRUSxx
@xxACIDVIRUSxx 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan: well, I like to have the full range of motion “for the boys”😂😂😂
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
Conan laughed at Jordan for having a bidet for many years. Now Jordan has the upperhand.
@azher191
@azher191 4 жыл бұрын
Pandas are cool or no hand
@jturcios4607
@jturcios4607 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO💀
@neevraniruza
@neevraniruza 4 жыл бұрын
Conan: "You're just whipping a whip around" Jordan: "You're propelling a piece of leather faster than the speed of sound and creating a sonic boom" Pretty much sums up the Conan-Jordan relationship
@NeverHeardOfSanity
@NeverHeardOfSanity 4 жыл бұрын
i thought he was referring to Conans lips at first.
@aaronsmith5433
@aaronsmith5433 4 жыл бұрын
@@NeverHeardOfSanity I thought you where referring to how he cleans his
@seanpiscitelli1587
@seanpiscitelli1587 3 жыл бұрын
These two together are pure gold!!!
@metalkez
@metalkez 4 жыл бұрын
They almost killed me... I was drinking water then it came the part "Toilet paper has no power when you wash your ass in the shower..." hahaha almost drowned
@vanessaforttini
@vanessaforttini 4 жыл бұрын
Conan: you’re a clean freak *flashback to Jordan’s office* Me: sure honey
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Forttini some areas more organized than some ... Or maybe cleanfreak as in germaphobe?
@polarbearal
@polarbearal 4 жыл бұрын
YES, I thought the same exact thing lol
@Keyecomposer
@Keyecomposer 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't mean he isn't clean, dirty and cluttered are VERY different things.
@stebopign
@stebopign 4 жыл бұрын
disorganized doesnt mean he isnt a clean freak.
@glipk
@glipk 4 жыл бұрын
He prepares his desk in various methods
@johnsmithee6660
@johnsmithee6660 4 жыл бұрын
Let's face it....this is Jordan's world - we're all just living in it
@zodiac154
@zodiac154 4 жыл бұрын
He was born in it. Molded by it.
@brecht9863
@brecht9863 4 жыл бұрын
I worship Him too. Any Church of Schlansky I can join?
@Simbay1991
@Simbay1991 4 жыл бұрын
"If no one else will laugh at my jokes... than I will... hahahahahaha" What I say to my friends 😂😂😂😂😂
@jasonfaustino8815
@jasonfaustino8815 4 жыл бұрын
“What would be the danger if you disclosed your address?” “You might one day visit” LMFAO CONAN
@lunarian9877
@lunarian9877 4 жыл бұрын
He’s okay because he prepared his body in various ways.
@t3d0_0
@t3d0_0 4 жыл бұрын
Various*
@mrknowmyself
@mrknowmyself 4 жыл бұрын
Oh i bet he is okay then
@lunarian9877
@lunarian9877 4 жыл бұрын
The _o0 I repent
@adamdavenport8009
@adamdavenport8009 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, he has no need to prepare his body in various ways and, in fact, judging from his facial hair growth, it appears he hasn't been doing so. Obviously, I cannot account for other areas of the body which weren't shown, as that is a private matter.
@olafwic
@olafwic 4 жыл бұрын
Old joke
@boredmonkee
@boredmonkee 4 жыл бұрын
No one needs to worry about Jordan. Covid mainly only affects humans.
@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705
@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705 4 жыл бұрын
Also he prepares his body in various ways...
@meowmeowgamer3966
@meowmeowgamer3966 4 жыл бұрын
Mainly 9only
@claudiocaldo7280
@claudiocaldo7280 4 жыл бұрын
COVID doesn't affects perfects robots
@Bucking_Fastard
@Bucking_Fastard 4 жыл бұрын
@@lotsofhairbutnomoney3705 One of the ways is using the special shower handle to clean his area below the waist.
@giaphucluis779
@giaphucluis779 4 жыл бұрын
The ending was so sweet and wholesome. Just the way to old friends would end a conversation
@imsospaghettiful
@imsospaghettiful 4 жыл бұрын
The interaction during the last few seconds is absolutely amazing
@TheSharpelle
@TheSharpelle 4 жыл бұрын
That is the field where Jordan buries his victims.
@ArcanumV
@ArcanumV 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta wonder... in the clip where Conan makes Jordan clean his office, how many of those items were mail-order things Jordan bought and how many were souvenirs from his victims?
@TheSharpelle
@TheSharpelle 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArcanumV 😂😂😂 very true.
@gracjanrotke
@gracjanrotke 4 жыл бұрын
The whip is his cover story...
@picklesooz
@picklesooz 4 жыл бұрын
Legit 😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kenzobatt5718
@kenzobatt5718 4 жыл бұрын
TheSharpelle If that we’re true, every person he has interacted with in the last 15 years would be under that field
@seighart90
@seighart90 4 жыл бұрын
"robot" "no" "butt washer" "yes"
@isaaclee5123
@isaaclee5123 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan starting cracking at that line, I died lol!
@colinjohnson8106
@colinjohnson8106 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this before the video and thought.... no way. Way.
@mohammedouallal2
@mohammedouallal2 4 жыл бұрын
I bursted when Conan said "So you clean your ass in the shower "
@Pratiksha656
@Pratiksha656 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he's so indifferent and like calm. It's so soothing to look at Jordan.
@karanmalhotra163
@karanmalhotra163 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, sadly most of them won't show up coz they aren't on tv and probably minding their quiet life!
@Pindosina
@Pindosina 3 жыл бұрын
It is ALWAYS a great joy to watch Conan's videos starring JS.
@vidcooldrake3059
@vidcooldrake3059 4 жыл бұрын
"As an introvert it's an minor adjustment for me" LOL TRUEEE
@elcapitan5306
@elcapitan5306 4 жыл бұрын
Straight facts
@nelsonw.9483
@nelsonw.9483 4 жыл бұрын
A rich introvert to be specific.
@rogerdean5313
@rogerdean5313 4 жыл бұрын
Chill Mann indeed
@Pyzza500
@Pyzza500 4 жыл бұрын
"It concentrates on the areas below the waist." "Which areas are those?" *"The areas below the waist"*
@daan6424
@daan6424 3 жыл бұрын
No, which ones? The areas which are usually found below the belt
@marianoyuba3736
@marianoyuba3736 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a private matter
@ImSarpD
@ImSarpD 2 жыл бұрын
"But where??!" "Various areas below the waist"
@Cropperist1
@Cropperist1 3 жыл бұрын
2:47 i thought that jordan's connection was bad, but after a while I realized that he was just THAT still
@adambliefernicht181
@adambliefernicht181 4 жыл бұрын
Conan’s “laughing at himself” laugh is amazing.
@laneythelame
@laneythelame 4 жыл бұрын
Of course jordan is out in a field. OF COURSE
@danielah3398
@danielah3398 4 жыл бұрын
that's his backyard. You can see the power lines and fence; surprised Conan didn't call him out on that
@ProdCashhier
@ProdCashhier 4 жыл бұрын
He is a very very basic human and he IS a human
@NitroCigarette
@NitroCigarette 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielah3398 I was really hoping Conan would jump in ''Wai-wait a minute Jordan, are you in your BACK YARD?! You said you were in NATURE, your back yard isn't nature!''
@RhyperiorRanger
@RhyperiorRanger 4 жыл бұрын
He’s awaiting the mothership
@asusu5193
@asusu5193 4 жыл бұрын
but maybe ...
@billduong2697
@billduong2697 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, its interesting how a jordan vid has more than 1 mil and other celeb only got like few hundred thousand
@mcsunflower7182
@mcsunflower7182 4 жыл бұрын
Omg YoU RiTe
@samidd_dd5325
@samidd_dd5325 4 жыл бұрын
The way conan and jordan are together and how conan just constantly making fun of jordan is really entertaining
@patcheslapp660
@patcheslapp660 3 жыл бұрын
Look how excited Conan is here, he looked like he's dead inside talking with those celebs
@jeremiahliu4116
@jeremiahliu4116 3 жыл бұрын
It's great cuz conan can make fun of jordan so much, but he can't really with celebrities because that wouod most likely offend other people
@paolo4160
@paolo4160 3 жыл бұрын
I would rather watch conan talking with his staffers than celebs tbh
@hastingamie
@hastingamie 3 жыл бұрын
Friends and I have been in the Conan audience twice. (I don't live far). I wish I'd have seen Jordan. These two are a riot together.
@Rowan_wallace
@Rowan_wallace 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this !! Then end was the best bit
@celestiallemon1555
@celestiallemon1555 4 жыл бұрын
If Conan just stayed on KZbin and hung out with his “friends” I would love it
@shawniscoolerthanyou
@shawniscoolerthanyou 3 жыл бұрын
He has a podcast: Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
@eynchaglobus2694
@eynchaglobus2694 4 жыл бұрын
that should be the title of Jordan's biography: robot, no. butt washer, yes.
@j_liz_3959
@j_liz_3959 4 жыл бұрын
Lololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@avidadolares
@avidadolares 4 жыл бұрын
I, Buttwasher.... great movie!
@eynchaglobus2694
@eynchaglobus2694 4 жыл бұрын
@@avidadolares rofl
@gumpcard
@gumpcard 2 жыл бұрын
I miss this show, and it's not even been a month. Please come back soon.
@nasratparsaofficial
@nasratparsaofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Love ya Jordan and Conan. Sending only love and good energy ❤️
@seank2359
@seank2359 4 жыл бұрын
I like to think jordan is in his own personal vineyard
@stephanie22345
@stephanie22345 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he knows California wine isn’t nearly as perfect as Italian wine. Unless you’re saying he has a private villa in Italy, then yes
@stephanie22345
@stephanie22345 4 жыл бұрын
Barry Allard believe it or not I like my Iowa wine!
@dennismorris7573
@dennismorris7573 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephanie22345 Didn´t know they made wine in Iowa - cool.
@stephanie22345
@stephanie22345 4 жыл бұрын
Dennis Morris we tend to use more fruit other than grapes. Pretty fun to try new kinds. South Dakota has a winery that makes rhubarb wine called red ass wine
@Helldiver44326
@Helldiver44326 4 жыл бұрын
He is.
@forbiddencolor
@forbiddencolor 4 жыл бұрын
"Robot, No. Butt Washer, Yes" sounds like the best movie tagline ever.
@CasaVoid
@CasaVoid 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the closest we've ever seen to Jordan breaking character.
@tanner1209
@tanner1209 4 жыл бұрын
Casa false
@raukoring
@raukoring 2 жыл бұрын
These two guys are amazing
@NitroTheRhino
@NitroTheRhino 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t need a laugh track. They make their own.
@attractdirect
@attractdirect 4 жыл бұрын
“No one asked, no one cares”.
@TheMaxlizzy
@TheMaxlizzy 4 жыл бұрын
Holy load of coincidence! conan and i read this at the same frickin time!
@giantsalsa3977
@giantsalsa3977 4 жыл бұрын
You have 555 likes at the moment. Only 111 likes away from being demonic 🌚
@mil_snav3872
@mil_snav3872 4 жыл бұрын
Ephyra The Martian edgy teen alert
@josephlittlefield2313
@josephlittlefield2313 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my childhood
@jermis3762
@jermis3762 3 жыл бұрын
The the title of my autobiography
@alyxskyler
@alyxskyler 4 жыл бұрын
“Conan Checks In With Jordan Schl-“ **URGENT CLICK**
@MehrdadParthian
@MehrdadParthian 4 жыл бұрын
alyxskyler ikr
@chiitoakiko
@chiitoakiko 4 жыл бұрын
alyxskyler 😂 me too
@janetmario
@janetmario 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh...I laugh so hard at these two! This is the best thing! Thanks!
@Xenogan28
@Xenogan28 4 жыл бұрын
absolutely love conan when he is with his workers... they are so funny together.
@godsculte
@godsculte 4 жыл бұрын
Robot, No Butt Washer, Yes This will be written on Jordans Tomb Stone
@NAConen
@NAConen 4 жыл бұрын
Neil Chatterjee - Jordan would come back from the dead to correct you and tell you, “Actually it’s a gravestone.” 😆
@katiev567
@katiev567 4 жыл бұрын
"A tombstone is a midmarket brand of frozen pizza, while the city of Tombstone is a fictional establishment where Doc Holliday and the Sundance Kid, otherwise known by his birth name of provenance of..."
@jsc2148
@jsc2148 4 жыл бұрын
@@katiev567 good improv there, kudos.
@Haanski
@Haanski 4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at this... but it wasn't a normal laugh like at the start of the video with Conan making fun of the pajama bottoms and bull whip. I like laughed and yelled like someone who was both highly humored yet highly confused and startled at the same time. It was like AHHH!!! HAHA!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFF was thaaaaaHAAAAAAAHA!
@redweather6315
@redweather6315 4 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume he’s not immortal
@OrangeAgent5
@OrangeAgent5 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you are a cleanfreak" Yeah...that´s what I thought, *when they showed Jordans office the first time...*
@Tensho_C
@Tensho_C 4 жыл бұрын
yea it makes no sense
@RonJomero
@RonJomero 4 жыл бұрын
His office = "Monica's closet."
@facebones
@facebones 4 жыл бұрын
someone can be clean and disorganized
@Scythe_Voltage
@Scythe_Voltage 3 жыл бұрын
This was posted on my birthday and I found it a year later, BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER
@wherestheleakmaam1543
@wherestheleakmaam1543 3 жыл бұрын
This is such quality content I actually forgot about my worries for a few blessed minutes
@zumhoferpreiss7774
@zumhoferpreiss7774 4 жыл бұрын
"As an introvert, this is a minor adjustment for me" I felt that
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 4 жыл бұрын
I was already social distancing for my whole life before any of this happened.
@AarOnCoasters
@AarOnCoasters 4 жыл бұрын
@@Synathidy me too. This is nothing for me.
@gondy5936
@gondy5936 4 жыл бұрын
Same!😆
@larkstonguesinaspic4814
@larkstonguesinaspic4814 4 жыл бұрын
For the first time in my life I'm proud of being an introvert. I'm sitting at home comfortably without even needing to adjust one bit while watching my extroverted friends going crazy.
@zumhoferpreiss7774
@zumhoferpreiss7774 4 жыл бұрын
@@larkstonguesinaspic4814 God lol its the same with me... I honestly feel like nothing has changed apart from the fact that I don't have to go to school and can do all my school stuff whenever I feel like it so I have more time for my Playstation
@vidcooldrake3059
@vidcooldrake3059 4 жыл бұрын
He has prepared his Body in various ways for The ConanVirus
@mchan2141
@mchan2141 4 жыл бұрын
I love that
@kentyamamuro6730
@kentyamamuro6730 4 жыл бұрын
The Conan virus.
@iinvitedmyself1243
@iinvitedmyself1243 4 жыл бұрын
Look at Jordan man, so inspiration
@realdiesoft
@realdiesoft 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see these interactions, I remind myself HE'S REALLY LIKE THAT
@TheGodYouWishYouKnew
@TheGodYouWishYouKnew 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. So many people talking about “breaking character” but he’s NOT supposed to be a character!
@thetruebiggersnow1614
@thetruebiggersnow1614 4 жыл бұрын
Jordon is a comedic genius. He isn’t like the generic person that sits their and laughs at Conan’s jokes. The jokes are always on him and how he is different to everyone. And his monotone and him not laughing at most things gives him unique character.
@gustavogutierrez2709
@gustavogutierrez2709 4 жыл бұрын
The True BiggerSnow okay robot
@aadi1716
@aadi1716 4 жыл бұрын
@@gustavogutierrez2709 that's Jordan's undercover account
@azmosam4572
@azmosam4572 4 жыл бұрын
Hes just playing the straight man en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man but hes good at it.
@DJGeorgeDisco
@DJGeorgeDisco 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Jordan could replace brainless and childish Conan.
@oscaroscar7904
@oscaroscar7904 4 жыл бұрын
It is not that uncommon its just that people are diffrent with diffrent personaleties, the outroverts yell the loudest so we think thats all we hear, and that we all have to be that way to be seen as "normal" , a guy like jordan has alot of traits found in people with aspergers, and alot of people think they are cold and calculated without alot of emotion which leads to a life of uncomfterble misunderstandings and stigma, alot of people with aspergers have a very high amount of empatie, which is the skill of "feeling" and have a deep understanding of what the other person is feeling with somebody and what they are going through, but have problems observing and understanding none verbal clues and "inviseble" rules which makes them seem cold and rejecting, while someone who is highly dominating and agressive while being highly charming too maybe might somtimes have great traits with symphatie and being able to observe and undrrstand none verbal clues and the feelings in others but are not able understand what feelings the other person is going through on a deeper level, of course its not as black and white, everyone (including myself) have various degree of diffrent traits, but my point is people are diffrent and thats good lol :-)
@dsbg187
@dsbg187 4 жыл бұрын
New favorite word: "schlubberoo" "You are a common schlubberoo."
@Fhaydos
@Fhaydos 4 жыл бұрын
what does it mean tho?
@akhirulfajar
@akhirulfajar 4 жыл бұрын
@burteriksson thank your for the link tho
@asmaalhajri8105
@asmaalhajri8105 4 жыл бұрын
burteriksson that sounds like Jordan . Conan wasn’t jokin
@centurionk6643
@centurionk6643 4 жыл бұрын
@burteriksson what are you? A grammar Nazi or just a regular schmuck?
@Michael-cr4wb
@Michael-cr4wb 3 жыл бұрын
Conan: “Robot.” Jordan: “No.” Conan: “Butt washer?” Jordan: “Yes.” 🤣😂
@sunhyun6549
@sunhyun6549 3 жыл бұрын
Conan :oh my gad I m from canada
@jorgeloorocampo1249
@jorgeloorocampo1249 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan got 3x more views than Steven Colbert himself
@langtryvlogme
@langtryvlogme 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen* Colbert. Get your facts right.
@raiezy
@raiezy 3 жыл бұрын
@@langtryvlogme no one cares about that guy anyway
@langtryvlogme
@langtryvlogme 3 жыл бұрын
@@raiezy funny how you HATERS bring him up, and yet claim he's irrelevant 😏🤙🏼
@clootscalhoun9481
@clootscalhoun9481 3 жыл бұрын
A combo of Jordan being awesome and Colbert being insufferable
@justsomegirlwithahat333
@justsomegirlwithahat333 3 жыл бұрын
@@langtryvlogme stfu
@benediktmohr323
@benediktmohr323 4 жыл бұрын
Some celebrity: no, not interested. Jordan or Sona: You got my click, Conan
@dukeofnorfolk1842
@dukeofnorfolk1842 4 жыл бұрын
"We have learned in this conversation that you spend a lot of time outside probably because your wife won't let you inside" lol
@xREADxxEATxxSLEEPx
@xREADxxEATxxSLEEPx 4 жыл бұрын
he has a wife?!
@SulaimanVesalVideos
@SulaimanVesalVideos 3 жыл бұрын
why all Conan's episode that have Jordan along are the best one? :D that charisma in Jordan's face and the way he speaks with all the logics and reasons are truly unique and entraining. Conan should bring him in the show as a main character :)
@kbo_yep8622
@kbo_yep8622 3 жыл бұрын
"I saw something josslin around." 🤣
@geo865833
@geo865833 4 жыл бұрын
You can bet he's been preparing his body in various ways this whole time.
@colinjohnson5515
@colinjohnson5515 4 жыл бұрын
geo8658333 using his various skills and functions to do so, no doubt.
@dranzerjetli5126
@dranzerjetli5126 4 жыл бұрын
You mean performing his hardware adjustments and software updates
@teksion6659
@teksion6659 4 жыл бұрын
Even if you can’t notice it , he’s doing a lot
@kristiclark4947
@kristiclark4947 4 жыл бұрын
Did Conan’s hair get higher? IS that possible? I love this relationship!
@sl1138utube
@sl1138utube 4 жыл бұрын
Only when he is aroused.
@old.tables1989
@old.tables1989 4 жыл бұрын
@@sl1138utube or scared
@AxeKick80
@AxeKick80 4 жыл бұрын
I believe the crest of the wave has in fact peaked even higher. It looks like a ginger tsunami approaching.
@bingevintage8124
@bingevintage8124 4 жыл бұрын
Yea his hair likes to get on the green 🚬
@igkgigoh
@igkgigoh 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's raising his crest like a cockatoo, to attract mates or sth like that.
@nondescriptbeing5944
@nondescriptbeing5944 9 ай бұрын
Love this one, Jordan seems much more at ease in his own environment
@quantum5269
@quantum5269 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao love this Side of Conan. He really has helped me personally with this quarantine. Much appreciated thank you Coco
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