Conan & Jordan Schlansky Talk About Love | CONAN on TBS

Conan chats with Associate Producer (and resident weirdo) Jordan Schlansky about Valentine's Day!
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Conan & Jordan Schlansky Talk About Love 02/15/11 | CONAN on TBS
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[@OLBastholm]

I'm at the end of the Jordan Schlansky playlist... I don't know what to do with my life now.

[@politech2722]

Watch it from the beginning

[@3dge--runner]

I thought the same thing once I finished it! I love the dynamics between them.

[@soesu279]

I don’t either, so I do it over and over and over

[@flisko123]

link of playlist?

[@belowaverageluke1369]

They have the Italy collection.

[@GyroLamb]

LOL ''I have various responsibilities'' he's been saying this for a long time.

[@OlviMasta77]

Various!

[@martinh88]

He's been saying this on various videos that I've seen.

[@DarthRushy]

Irrelevant.

[@GrayWoIf]

Actually now it's various tasks

[@wolverineiscool7161]

he has completed the task

[@advitime2043]

Jordan would have been great on "The Office."

[@auramariapordios]

Advi Time omg yessss!

[@naughtyskywalker9292]

He did a cameo.

[@mishaangelachua8088]

Khan Skywalker WHAT?!

[@jatindhyani1996]

You sure you're not talking about Conan?

[@jaken6462]

He definitely could've played Dwight in an alternate reality.

[@katieh8186]

She played the perfect “mean friend helping popular kid bully loser kid” role

[@Pagalchhagal]

LOL

[@Sniper_4_Life]

Well, he's not a loser. A robot/alien, maybe. A loser, no.

[@justsumting]

- Robot. - No. - Butt washer? - Yes.

[@Tripp393]

actually she just sat there

[@Dmdm_dm]

She has a tiny head

[@vidasegunrichie]

how the hell does jordan control his laughter

[@agustinsaez1065]

various ways

[@JasonJayWray]

@@agustinsaez1065 lol

[@orangeoren]

He only laughs at toilet and fart jokes

[@omarlerouge5420]

well, that's not human..

[@rekaletaqsegak7660]

@@orangeoren hahaha betui

[@la_gobba_di_aigor]

conan with beard = hot man conan without beard = creepy old lady

[@opop6188]

not old, dutch lady

[@opop6188]

or maybe old dutch lady

[@wittepanther]

If Conan with a beard is considered a hot man, then thank God, there is still hope for me!

[@jebaited9612]

@Streicher so 18 year olds are women?

[@AP-xb4tv]

He's hot bith ways. Just hotter with the beard.

[@ThissistheLife]

Conan: "Do you think you'll get married one day or do you prefer the life of swinging single? Jordan: "I think its a fallacy to expect that you can predict your future, but these are things that I anticipate I might have." Little did Jordan know that a walk to CVS would change his life forever...

[@9robz]

wait what? what really happened?

[@jonathon322000]

He met Emma

[@technosis9094]

Oh come on. There are lots of weird girls out there that would love this guy. And I'm sure he's not exactly like this in person either.

[@dicktrickle875]

pete ikr... smh its a fkn act. imagine being married to her? lol

[@dicktrickle875]

uhhhhhhhhh

[@beatnikmary]

My god, the difference in size between Conan's head and Sarah's head is really something

[@chatgptnewslive2023]

I've never clicked on a video so fast. I'm a simple man, once I see Conan and Jordan Schlansky on the title, I click on it.

[@TeamCoco]

+iamSmexx You have excellent taste.

[@MrSuperbear90]

+Team Coco Conan Senpai notice me and make some new Jordan Schlansky remotes plsss

[@CoDRagna]

+Team Coco No, you're the one with excellent taste, drinking a Guinness at 11 AM in the morning

[@StillJCole]

+iamSmexx I know right I absolutely love the videos with Jordan in them!

[@StillJCole]

+Team Coco Conan Senpai notice me not superbear!

[@rhcpguitarar]

There should be a rule where you have at least one Jordan Schlansky sketch a week.

[@JL-yl8gd]

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth yah I’m gonna study hard and get a job at KZbin and tell team cocoa exactly that or we (KZbin) delete the channel

[@cBodhi]

my psychiatrist orders 2 Schlanskys per day, as needed. Sometimes i take 3 per day but dont tell him

[@rituparna801]

sad that this commnt is 7 yrs old

[@wololos]

2:55 the bear part always kill me XDD

[@mohammadnayeem8362]

I know. :D

[@ryadh456]

Yeah!

[@ernestabrogar4658]

Oh, God, that's so funny. Such a realistic reaction.

[@GyroLamb]

''I'm not familiar with the reference but I can tell you that I'm very confident..'' lmao

[@noneofyourbusiness8252]

Best response. Lmao.

[@alexcr555]

I love bearded Conan ❤️

[@Tassie85]

+alexcr555 Doesn't he look great with a beard? Same with Kimmel.

[@mattb9528]

fight me

[@ericbourne3116]

+Fuck your Bookshelves fight me

[@mattb9528]

+Eric Bourne fist me

[@marcvan367]

He has a strange face. I want to punch it.

[@sandrsofias]

OMG A NEW JORDAN SCHLANSKY VIDEO!!!! YEEEEEEEEEES. I DON'T EVEN CARE THIS IS FROM 2011

[@BIGBLACKBEEFYBALLS]

+Lorem Ipsum I was gonna say I thought he was getting married/got married

[@markespinas8164]

i think this was last year. feb 11, 2015 not the other way aroud

[@mexisnake]

+mark espinas no, they say Valentine's day already happened, which would be after the 14th

[@Zephyr0_7]

+mark espinas nah, Conan hasn't grow a beard since 2012.

[@kcheong00]

+Lorem Ipsum there's heaps of videos back since 08, back then he didn't have such a poker face

[@avbugsy38]

I haven't seen a funnier duo than Conan and shlansky, they're genius together, keep the skits coming 😂🤦‍♂️

[@thedude6105]

I can’t believe I found a video of jordan that I haven’t watched, it’s like finding a hidden treasure

[@ALEXBOWN]

Conan allowed Canadians to see all the videos that were previously region restricted. I've seen like 10 new Jordan videos because of it.

[@sunshine3914]

All these are new to me cause I threw the tv out like 12 years ago.

[@SP-xw3et]

Haha my first time either Glad 😅

[@gwizard5799]

pleese do more stuff with JORDAN or i'll rip off my own limbs

[@Kuebel350]

+gwizard Why not both?

[@MrSuperbear90]

+Kübel350 rip off both limps?

[@jamilskannal]

do it.

[@AznS0ulja]

+gwizard Replying so you cant delete

[@gwizard5799]

M3Lucky i'm sure i'd bleed profusely either way.

[@ByTheGram]

Please team coco do a who can make Jordan laugh skit!

[@landonrivers]

+2 Can Sam he has laughed but they edit it out. you can sometimes see him cracking a smile

[@piichantube]

+Landon Rivers Jordan is incapable of laughing. He's a robot remember.

[@dtothee8730]

+2 Can Sam Ikr!? I can't believe he kept a straight face XD

[@amazinginspiration]

+2 Can Sam YES YES!!!! THUMB UP!!! EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, CONAN PLEASE DO THIS!!!!!!!

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

He has laughed before plenty of times, just look it up and they dont edit it.i think they over exaggerate his character a bit. i mean he is still wierd but not that wierd.

[@bakerirregular1598]

the biggest bromance in talk show history.

[@jenisinjapan]

Idk, Jordan’s dialogue about Irish pubs was okay to me, at least it’s different from usual small talk. I would’ve liked to see the date continue if it was me :)

[@noneofyourbusiness8252]

Definitely. Social conventions may not always correlate with what is most enjoyable.

[@rvarunyou5216]

I hated it when the lady said “definitely” when Conan said that Jordan should talk less.

[@dannass5]

@@rvarunyou5216 yeah, she just seemed very stupid honestly.

[@aparna776]

Man, you ladies are desperate.

[@bata2881]

Only cuz you knew Jordan from Conan's show but if you met a dude who talks like that for the first time, I highly doubt it

[@TeamCoco]

#TBT: In 2011, #Conan spent #ValentinesDay with the most romantic person he knows: Jordan Schlansky.

[@IhateUrFuckinFace]

+Team Coco *Jordan, can you wash your hair at least? Geez. You're a greasy mess.*

[@angelzerpa6756]

+Team Coco Wnat to see more of Jordan!!!!

[@pollogongyou4267]

same jacket as always!

[@Flamingpaperbag]

+IhateUrFuckinFace Hes going for the Italian look

[@mattb9528]

fight me

[@supreetsahu1964]

Yes! New Schlansky remote!

[@supreetsahu1964]

Even better! Bearded Conan=Best Conan.

[@emmettlester739]

It just got newer

[@jond1325]

Jordan’s philosophy is spot on. I’m supportive of the be yourself comfortably

[@DevExvius]

Lol "say less. Don't shop at kids gap." Lmao I'm done

[@TheAustinDelgado]

Dying laughing. I love these

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

+Austin Delgado rip man

[@bubblesr9259]

+TheRealBeatMaster +TheRealBeatMaster He died doing what he loved, Jordan Schalansky.

[@Asdf23457]

already liked this and it hasn't even started yet

[@ibrake4rappers]

that's what my girlfriend said

[@waswaswad]

+ibrake4rappers to some random guy

[@casg9172]

+Hankcock hahahaha

[@ruiarruda7807]

Her head is half the size of Conan's

[@Burningarrow7]

Rui Arruda Cz shes half as smart

[@carlossantillan2763]

Is it the perpective maybe?

[@riverswater5688]

Because she gave him.... I should stop.

[@brdavis4471]

This a an accurate observation.

[@FromEricaWithLove]

🤣

[@redplague]

You could tell Jordan was dying to laugh when the bear started talking.

[@austinmalone7969]

#Bringbackthebeard

[@SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass]

I second that

[@9095jp]

+Bob Bobbington exactly what i was thinking as i was watching

[@OrbitalAngel]

+Bob Bobbington YEs that beard does wonders for him!!!

[@colinboone5548]

+OrbitalAngel Nebula did

[@alpha_ornativum]

+Bob Bobbington !!!!!

[@richpolite]

Honestly Conan I hope you read this, I think you should just start a side serious of just you and Schlansky going on adventure, or even just hanging out lmao. I'm sure it'd be super popular!

[@richpolite]

+rich polit P.S. There goes that jacket!

[@ender003]

+rich polit Now I'm trying to imagine Jordan with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube.

[@smiller3967]

+rich polit Why would COnan read youtube comments?

[@0Reel2Reel0]

"Why would Conan read you tube comments?" (Joke) I don't know why would Conan read you tube comments? To try and improve on his comedy. Lol.

[@JoeyMartz]

You were right. He took Jordan to Italy.

[@spoonface9698]

I love Jordan so much. His mind and his heart are so pure ♥️🧠😆😊 That’s what makes him so lovable!

[@hellfire5108]

Conan is actually the freak here...

[@boliussa]

why?

[@shiFTy282]

absolutely

[@thesmiths8452]

Agree

[@weirdhuman627]

That's what makes him funny to watch

[@daweedbekhemm8549]

I think so

[@BrianBBBB]

They need to do a remote in Italy

[@wayward4657]

Yes! Thats perfect

[@gerrygroves]

I'd love to see Jordan grill the waiter on how the menu isn't 'authentic' enough.

[@edderortega9838]

+Gerry Groves the thought of that happening kills me. lol

[@DocFunkenstein]

+Brian B Only if they want to see Jordan executed right in front of them when he insults every single Italian he comes across just by existing.

[@zarazhang9109]

They are doing lately

[@boy638]

Wait so they did not upload this in 2011 and waited 5 years?

[@Yaser-ih2cx]

+boy638 I suspect its cause Jordan is sick, just look at the detective video. He looks very thin almost sickly compared to the other videos. I think they knew they were due a Schlansky video, however due to his state, they can't. So instead of forcing a sick person to do a new video, they just released the old one here. But don't take my word for it, check out the detective video and look at the weight loss and lack of color in his skin, the proofs all there.

[@checkform8345]

+Yaser Ibrahim Wait how do you know he's sick? What does he have?

[@Yaser-ih2cx]

morgan maguire I'm not 100% sure but he did look sick in the last video compared to the other ones and it would explain the lack of Schlansky videos. Look at the detective video yourself and compare.

[@Draxel]

+boy638 2011 was last year wasn't it..?

[@JTP1982]

+Yaser Ibrahim Lol... I mean... No just lol.

[@Daniel4119]

A fool proof method of dating any skit with Jordan is measuring the length of his sideburns. The longer the sideburns, the older the episode.

[@Dracattack]

He didnt have the norelco yet

[@swagy880]

haha I love how whenever Jordan is asked what an associate producer does he just says "I have various responsibilities"

[@mole1596]

2:26 Show Conan's teddy bear monologue if you want to describe his comedy in a few seconds.

[@abbyl2993]

I love Jordan. Not because of Conan but cause he is smart and does what he is comfortable with 💙💙

[@MMXX_CE]

Conan needs a Podcast.

[@thesprawl2361]

Bingo!

[@MrMrlosteruk]

He has a podcast now

[@Wowreally42]

Conan really is brilliant. The bit with the bear... every second of that was hilarious!

[@ChrisHoover808]

Thumbs up for weekly appearances on the show by Jordan!

[@HEREISDIANNA]

I love it when Jordan is on! These guys together are magic!

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

@ 3:50, Jordan almost accidentally knocks over his glass of water. That would have been so funny I would have died. xxD

[@domo5rockzz]

The more you include Jordan, the more views you are going to get. Conan is really fun but with Jordan it becomes gold!

[@felicitysmith5875]

Jordan is one good looking executive producer 💓💓

[@rlundquest]

🐻" kill me, I want to die, my heart's outside my chest" lol..Is there anyone else bing watching old Conan and Jordan vids?

[@cameron7957]

I died at the bears reaction after looking at Jordan 2:55 lmao

[@richardalls7538]

Jordan is the man ,,,,

[@Enigma-YT]

YES!!! JORDAN SCHLANSKY video

[@Y.I.S.I]

How in the hell does Jordan ALWAYS keep a straight face when dealing with Conan? That freaking bear killed me!!!

[@zotzcrew1893]

thanks for the throwback clips conan!!

[@karlkristopher6944]

I love your Jordan videos, he’s just awesome!

[@isgravybaby]

MORE JORDAN PLEASE! !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VideoDeadGaming]

Yes!! A new Conan & Jordan vid :)

[@snowdjagha]

I love these two together!

[@VolatileSupernova]

Jordan is my absolute favorite

[@EMoney012]

The clips with Conan poking fun at Schlansky are seriously the best

[@333hes]

these Jordan Schlansky bits never get old. I'd love to see outtakes. I'm sure he HAS to break at some point. 😉

[@soccerchick1234ful]

Conan and Jordan episodes are the best!

[@SteveShaha]

Oh my gosh, I love the dynamic between these two guys.

[@divefraggle]

That bear's reaction when he turns around to look at Jordan. lol

[@JamesRPatrick]

I'd watch a feature-length movie about Jordan and Conan.

[@kaseryn]

Remotes with the staff and interns are some of my favourites as you can see how much they love Conan and working there..

[@lsc66416]

More, please. I will watch any video that features Jordan.

[@cowboyasmr8101]

3:51 Jordan going back on putting his arm around her and pretending he was just adjusting herself is so awkward lol

[@italianmiltyfriedman6264]

Jordan is a national treasure

[@sailaway258]

Please do more jordan schlansky videos! Hes amazing

[@robmclean5284]

Soo good. Great workJordan

[@bodhixxx1]

Jordan is actually pretty cool he could entertain me for hours he is very interesting love his dead pan look

[@coinspiningeek4life]

Can you have Jordan do a DNA test to see if he's Italian. That would be entertaining.

[@joyams]

OMG the joy of finding a new Jordan Schlansky video

[@ozzieluvaya2202]

I cannot get enough of these two.

[@vijayreddy8582]

After he said "Im the only associate producer:, I expected Conan would ask. "What did you do with the other Associate Producers?"

[@ahmedrizvi4080]

"I have various responsibilities"😂😂😂

[@jennaramos1229]

I live for these videos lol love when they come out

[@JustinYummy]

I love these Jordan Schlansky bits so much

[@jmiquelmb]

Conan should use more puppets. The German doll sketch is golden

[@SpaceLion87]

I wanna see the outtakes XD Mr. Schlansky cannot possibly keep that face straight up all time 😂

[@joninewazzup]

Yes, more Jordan Schlansky, please!

[@sachinrane4716]

I WISH TO SEE CONAN & JORDAN VIDEOS for the rest of my life I can watch them everyday FOREVERRR!!!

[@alliekang9690]

I love Conan. He seems like a really cool and humble guy. I love how he interacts with his workers and people outside from work. The only two shows I watch are his and Colbert. I don't know how Fallon and Kimmel gets higher ratings than theirs. I don't find them funny and I feel they always have the same guest every time on their show. Plus, it feels so media mainstream. Idk, maybe it's just me. Haha

[@pruthvibapodra9818]

not just you

[@ryanwalters5901]

Shut up sluy

[@snorlax2872]

@@ryanwalters5901 no you shut up

[@christianthomassen8420]

Conan is great but colbert is the worst imo

[@saurabhjain9785]

they get higher rating because they r on satellite network n seen by more ppl.

[@gamergril5940]

I think Jordan's approach was fine, he was initiating conversation and discussion by getting things started as opposed to putting the ball in the other persons court

[@MrTyppie]

Jordan Schlansky are one awsome human.

[@professorsnippety-snaps4270]

Omg thank u I haven't seen a Jordan video in a while

[@tacticalultimatum]

Good banter

[@salwaaj1356]

à Bear born with it's Heart outside his chest ? Lool

[@victorious43207]

loll I Love Jordan Schlansky!! He Needs more bits or own show

[@Nergal_Slayer]

0:13 Conan almost cracked himself up

[@Mpakep]

Good God... Jordan has the will of a buddhist monk to keep a straight face for that long. Seriously, give that man an oscar!

[@marycarla6245]

Jordan's X-man Super Power is keeping a straight face.

[@AntonisExplores]

Schlansky videos is the funiest thing about conan show

[@RELAXINGNOISE363]

jordan schlansky is the man!

[@janelevey3435]

Conan is a comedic genius!

[@Jay-qh6uv]

Wow Conan looks so much better and younger these days. I knew he flew into a depression because of the Tonight Show and I guess this is the tail end of it. He has so much more energy and seems so much happier now. He’s so silly these days and in this he seems pretty toned down

[@rickcruz5582]

Jordan is awesome !!

[@jbradley5844]

Jordan videos are so well done

[@sin8800]

Conan's jokes are on point. Knocks everyone out the park.

[@WaitingForStorm]

I subscribed this chanel 4 months ago and didn't watch any new video of it. But when I saw Jordan Schlanski, I clicked it even though I've already watched this video.

[@WaitingForStorm]

and watched the whole video again

[@hadesmami]

+H Joonsub cool story bro

[@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy]

+Lucía Morales Urcola I know right. There will be a movie about this and everyone involved will get an oscar exept Mikael Dicabrio :D

[@lyars5965]

Conan is so funny!! His humour makes him quite attractive plus he is such an awesome person.. luv u too Jordan♥️

[@DelLa-di8eq]

More Jordan Schlansky videos, please!