"I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons. That never deters me" I love this man so much lol
@tjhall93776 ай бұрын
Unusual looks for a variety of reasons while completing various tasks.
@jeremyc95936 ай бұрын
It's a strange freedom when one reaches this level of "IDGAF"
@OdourlessAunt6 ай бұрын
Yep, found him irritating at times but I've gotta say that won me over
@vikramkrishnan64146 ай бұрын
@@tjhall9377 And preparing his body in various ways.
@mysterwhymedia5 ай бұрын
Someone at Team Coco PLEASE put this on a T-shirt.
@StatusMusicDesign6 ай бұрын
Jordan's guest bathroom logic is absolutely flawless. He's the champion of consideration we all need.
@falsemcnuggethope6 ай бұрын
He does it so that he can monitor precisely how much tp his guests use.
@babthew6 ай бұрын
i hate asking for tp
@soccermommyNPC6 ай бұрын
Completely agree. I like guests to not have to potentially ask. And not all people are comfortable using a bidet!
@rwhirsch6 ай бұрын
ageed. i start to get nervous if i look under the sink and there's only 2 rolls left. 6 is a good number for peace of mind.
@MusikCassette6 ай бұрын
@@soccermommyNPC a bidet does not replace toilet paper
@stevenqirkle6 ай бұрын
“I’m saying if you are that person, I got you covered”. Conan could stand to learn a thing or two about compassion from this beautiful man.
@azhyhama96494 сағат бұрын
He is all about inclusive values 🤣
@TDCC1Fan6 ай бұрын
"Consumer Watchdog - Jordan Schlansky" needs to be a recurring segment lmao
@bandjolyn6 ай бұрын
I would watch every single episode.
@ms08246 ай бұрын
@@bandjolynyep
@ChaosZero.6 ай бұрын
They actually used to have one back in the late night days, all of the episodes are on KZbin.
@Dildo_Baggins.6 ай бұрын
This ☝️
@joshcryer6 ай бұрын
They've been working together for 30 years, I can imagine how this went down. Schlansky complained about the toilet paper changing and Conan's like "welp come on the show and talk about it." It's a really great bit. I mean not a bit. This is life.
@nimflower6 ай бұрын
On a level, I feel like Jordan Schlansky could possibly be one of the most trustworthy and reliable people
@NyolateAMV6 ай бұрын
He's just a very well-OILED robot
@WholeWhiteBaby6 ай бұрын
What a psychopath!
@nimflower6 ай бұрын
@@WholeWhiteBaby man said what a psychopath I'm weaaaak😭🤣😂
@-Ricky_Spanish-6 ай бұрын
I feel like's secretly a comedic genius too. Everyone including himself claims he's not playing a character, which means he's just naturally hilarious in the most unconventional of ways. I'm pretty sure he plays it up though.
@nimflower6 ай бұрын
@@-Ricky_Spanish- he reminds me a little of Sheldon cooper, a little 😭😂
@MrAceAwesome16 ай бұрын
"A person of your course visual perception would not even recognize the difference between a giant roll and a mega roll". What a burn holy crap.
@biodigitaljazz13 ай бұрын
"Coarse"
@chrissantucci12796 ай бұрын
Let's face it: Many of us are more excited to see a video where Jordan reviews toilet paper than we are to see Conan interview an A lister.
@EDHCollector6 ай бұрын
This! Best comment of the week and 100% accurate!
@mi5anthrope6 ай бұрын
Listening to Conan talk to someone like Schlansky or Keavin Nealon about absolute nonsense is somehow the funniest stuff I've ever heard in a way I don't really know how to describe.
@jeremyr49646 ай бұрын
I honestly wish every episode was this
@justgonzothegreat6 ай бұрын
The Jordan show and the chill chums bits are probably the best stuff Conan has done in the last 5 years. Scrap the celebrity interviews
@muumarlin17316 ай бұрын
100%. I find the A-lister interviews the least interesting aspect of the podcast. Unless it's someone with whom there's insane comedic chemistry.
@burkles44566 ай бұрын
Schlansky is 100% right about the 6 rolls of new TP for guests. Its very classy and thoughtful. Conan was raised like an animal.
@MarcKloos6 ай бұрын
Like a Neanderthaler (where "thal" is the German word for "valley" and since the "th" sound doesn't exist in German it's pronounced as a "tawl").
@averykal6 ай бұрын
It’s such a strong move, definitely appreciated
@rinnin6 ай бұрын
We know that’s you replying Incognito Jordan!
@makuIa6 ай бұрын
in europe it’s very common to have dedicated toiletries, sheets, towels etc. for guests which is very thoughtful & inviting. americans don’t do this & I never understand why
@GrandTheftLogan6 ай бұрын
All of this could've been avoided if Neil didn't take the last Pop-Tart.
@KyleReitan6 ай бұрын
A fresh 6 pack of sealed charmin in the guest bath is a baller move.
@MusikCassette6 ай бұрын
actually if it is not branded that is even better
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing5 ай бұрын
@@MusikCassette Single Ply....the Brownfinger Maker
@MusikCassette5 ай бұрын
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing wtf?
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing5 ай бұрын
@@MusikCassette You never encountered the kind of single ply toilet paper the Government gets before? Unbranded (lighthouse for the blind), paper wrapped, single ply
@MusikCassette5 ай бұрын
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing did you watch the vid?
@TheBabyDumbo6 ай бұрын
I love it when Conan just sits there quietly, looking at Jordan with slight amusement mixed in with disgust and disbelief.
@alamandrax6 ай бұрын
Was the perfect opportunity for you to deploy “bemused”.
@TheBabyDumbo6 ай бұрын
@@alamandrax I guess I was too bemused to think of that after having watched the video.
@AndroidPoetry6 ай бұрын
Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the only 3-play TP I can reliably find, therefore it is my GOAT toilet paper
@Dee-x9f6 ай бұрын
@@alamandrax I think you might want to look up the definition of "bemused." It means bewildered, baffled, confused, dazed. I think the word you're looking for is nonplussed, another word people get wrong all the time. Signed, Jordan Schansky
@dragonsdynamite64036 ай бұрын
Him staying quiet is one of the best things about his videos.
@bowska9106 ай бұрын
“6 rolls is enough to comfort people” is both the most absurd and truest statement I’ve ever heard
@ideamonkey6 ай бұрын
If I went to a house and there were 6 rolls of toilet paper on display, it would actually leave me with questions.
@sakar1816 ай бұрын
There's 2 spare rolls on the toilet along with the one in use in my bathroom. That's the minimum. You don't want to be caught off guard.
@ChristelVinot4 ай бұрын
@@ideamonkey not me. I would TOTALLY get it.
@baganzabaganza28264 ай бұрын
@@ChristelVinotyou know what, when you absolutely need it, you ABSOLUTELY need it. So I get Jordan on this
@ChristelVinot4 ай бұрын
@@baganzabaganza2826 I don't even use toilet paper and I get it.
@EnoVarma6 ай бұрын
Jordan is the king. This is how an associate producer is supposed to think, he has that mindset. He is the jedi of AP mindset.
@jayynagar6 ай бұрын
"If you are that person. I've got you covered." - Jordan Schlansky What a bro! Truly prepared himself in various ways!
@ElevatingDreams6 ай бұрын
😂 I see what you did there.. lol.
@ignacio96485 ай бұрын
That's kinda wholesome LOL
@photography80235 ай бұрын
He's so adaptable.
@CLuvTV6 ай бұрын
"I survive not by strength but by adaptability" nice
@IAmTurbogfx6 ай бұрын
Mind the determined look in his eyes while he said that!
@march84826 ай бұрын
Actually a very good life lesson. Keep learning, keep adapting.
@user-ke8vk8bo4j6 ай бұрын
In the past, Conan and Jordan could've spent a whole show, 21 minutes of just this on TBS and the ratings would go through the roof.
@roguesample6 ай бұрын
“I’m used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons, that never deters me” “Of course” god bless these two
@Xbitrate6 ай бұрын
Tarantino himself couldn't write as good dialogue as this. This is gold.
@bobdobbs69696 ай бұрын
BOOTY CALLS! ONE ROLL TO RULE THEM ALL! BOSS PREMIUM QUALITY EMBOSSED TOILET PAPER - MADE IN LA - WHERE IT PAYS TO BE BOSS!
@deathlarsen75026 ай бұрын
superb call!
@mediocreman25 ай бұрын
You're right, Tarantino blows. If he wrote this everyone would be dead in 4 seconds.
@steviemac26815 ай бұрын
@@mediocreman2 yeah but then we'd see the 20 minutes building up to it.
@benpdr105 ай бұрын
Stolen comment from the train video with Conan and Jordan, but good for you
@martinrs12546 ай бұрын
Pretty much everything Jordan said during 20 minutes straight is highly quotable, he's a genius.
@duckfestdude6 ай бұрын
Jordan rolled this out way further than I thought possible. Surprisingly absorbing and layered.
@smurfthumper6 ай бұрын
Not a square was spared.
@bubufubu6 ай бұрын
*Further
@zerjiozerjio5 ай бұрын
The words just ROLL off his tongue.
@bubufubu5 ай бұрын
*Further
@existenceisrelative5 ай бұрын
@@bubufubu *Further
@MAC-op5fc6 ай бұрын
I've lived 63 years and have never, in totality, discussed toilet paper for 21.33 minutes. But I watched every second of this and laughed a lot, so thanks!
@rwhirsch6 ай бұрын
next topic...tampons..hopefully
@theduckfromthejoke1526 ай бұрын
You just watched an advertisement longer.Then a half hour t v show without advertisements... Your life is now complete
@frostneedle5 ай бұрын
True. Jokes aside, as a consumer who is always looking for the best value, whatever they talked about is useful to know.
@theduckfromthejoke1525 ай бұрын
@@frostneedle Spoken like someone who believes the karate kid 2 was filmed in japan
@Bucketlistgamer8787Ай бұрын
I love when Jordan gets so worked up his hometown accent comes out. Sounds just like my uncle Lenny lol
@Joel-tv2tt6 ай бұрын
As someone who also uses toilet paper to blow my nose I appreciate such in-depth insights from Jordan.
@wahahabuh6 ай бұрын
i do too lol, it's so much cheaper than face tissues. They all go in the bin after use anyway.
@Joel-tv2tt6 ай бұрын
@wahahabuh Not only cheaper but more efficient, the sheer amount of times that I could not find a face tissue while having a cold or other nose excretion has taught me to keep a roll of toilet paper handy just for such occasions. Also, should the worst happen, where I have misplaced the backup toilet paper AND the tissues, I know that there is a safe haven of soft cleansing rolled-up tissues in the bathroom.
@HalogMA6 ай бұрын
Do people not know about paper towels? I use nice toilet paper for toilet related business and cheap paper towels for blowing my nose, cleaning up spills, etc.
@wyskass8616 ай бұрын
@@HalogMA Paper towels are usually more rough and thick for the nose, and don't usually come with the "lotion" to decrease friction.
@asukaknightmare89046 ай бұрын
No matter how soft the toilet paper is, it's definitely not suited for the nose and will only damage it. If you're sick or have allergies you'll become painfully aware of that.
@mikecronis6 ай бұрын
You're not losing listeners, you're GAINING them! Jordan is Conan's, "Midas". PURE GOLD maker! I could hear them go on and on for hours intently.
@zacharywhite2116 ай бұрын
There isn't a single bad video or boring video that features these two. It's amazing.
@TheBoxNasty6 ай бұрын
I would love a travel show with just them exploring
@ms08246 ай бұрын
Literally, I could just put them on and go about my day working.
@ChaosZero.6 ай бұрын
@@TheBoxNasty They did that, it's called Italy.
@TheBoxNasty6 ай бұрын
@@ChaosZero. not quite what I want but okay
@rubeng34 ай бұрын
5:07 Conan SEVERELY underestimates how much we enjoy listening to Jordan talk about his various things! (and just the content involving him in general.)
@joeslider66636 ай бұрын
A 20+ minute dissertation on toilet paper by Jordan Schlansky. I would gladly pay any admission fee to hear this, but its free and we have to thank Conan for bringing this modern day philosopher and renaissance man to the world. That last sentence was just random words arranged in no particular order😂
@mtvesguerra6 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this video 3x straight and that’s an hour of my life I’m never getting back, but I absolutely don’t mind it at all ❤❤❤❤
@Supremekaibiz6 ай бұрын
Jordan yelling his explanations makes it 100 X better. 😂
@blg85056 ай бұрын
ORIENTING THE PUBA RECTALIS MUSCLE
@afghanrocky6 ай бұрын
If that were his real personality 💀💀💀
@mw-cf5dr6 ай бұрын
@@afghanrocky I think it is 💝
@CaesarBro6 ай бұрын
This is the most beautiful podcast episode I’ve ever watched/ listened to.
@Rocketmanrun6 ай бұрын
I love the bit where Conan acts like the audience will hate this, when in reality he knows so well that this is what we come for. Comedy gold 😂
@OGS20996 ай бұрын
I want Jordan and Conan everyday. Give them a show, I need this regularly
@chisairaccoon19316 ай бұрын
boy, do I have news for you
@martinrabenalt15786 ай бұрын
this is regularly
@TheBoxNasty6 ай бұрын
@@chisairaccoon1931what? This is only on radio :(
@OGS20996 ай бұрын
@@martinrabenalt1578 No, it isn't. He's only a feature. I want a regular segment, daily...I need MORE
@EthanWombat13-om1en6 ай бұрын
we need a podcast where these characters are with Conan: Jordan Schlansky Kevin Nealon Dr. Arroyo
@vinjass6 ай бұрын
This was the most insane podcast I've seen and I loved every second of it. I wanna see more of Jordan vs the toilet paper mafia
@rvt22396 ай бұрын
Anal erosion is honestly my number 1 concern right now.
@loveoffilm43276 ай бұрын
Dr Arroyo is a great specialist for that issue
@daeseongkim936 ай бұрын
@@loveoffilm4327 went to doctor school for sure
@seth66916 ай бұрын
If you’re actually serious,… have you felt your butthole? It’s not “eroded” away… toilet paper isn’t dense, coarse, or strong enough to “errode” away your skin. The clothes we wear have much more capabilities to “erode”. Don’t listen to Jordan’s “non science”. I agree with him on some things, but he is often completely false.
@outlander2346 ай бұрын
@@loveoffilm4327 And he uses bathroom tissue for your issue.
@Frank.E.Valley6 ай бұрын
@@loveoffilm4327 great for a first opinion, sure
@timsantiago6 ай бұрын
I’ve seen a lot of Jordan’s commentary, and I still can’t tell if he’s playing a character or just has a rigid, eccentric personality. Either way, he’s fascinating.
@lawbinson6 ай бұрын
It’s definitely a combination of both. You can’t fake the knowledge. But, you can amp up the character.
@m.j.n.8086 ай бұрын
I think he's like that but plays it up for the camera
@sew759626 ай бұрын
Watch the Argentina episode of Conan O’Brien must go. Jordan breaks and just can’t seem to get back on track. It’s delightful!
@joellim75216 ай бұрын
he's the most method actor ever.. better than daniel day lewis and joaquin phoenix..
@mytube0016 ай бұрын
Look at the very earliest bits with Jordan. He's clearly more relaxed and easy-going there than later when he has adopted the exaggerated persona. He smiles and has normal reactions. He clearly understands what sides of his personality work well with Conan's humor, and brings them to the fore in these interactions, supressing (sometimes unsuccessfully) his more normal and relaxed sides.
@stradius5 ай бұрын
I would watch a weekly Jordan Schlansky review show.
@TakenTook6 ай бұрын
Other than his pronunciation of the word "urine" he is completely correct about every aspect of this conversation
@r_bear6 ай бұрын
this is basically true of every single Jordan segment
@jbre72336 ай бұрын
I need to know if he added Kirkland brand TP into the mix.
@TakenTook6 ай бұрын
@@jbre7233 -- IMO, Kirkland is the perfect combination of strength, effectiveness, and flushability. Angel Soft is probably my second favorite with those qualities. Charmin and most of the other "premium" brands are actually TOO thick, and if you have small children, or just are not careful, it's easy to clog the toilet. Scott is too thin (and does not "grip" as well as other brands either, if you catch my drift) so you have to use more of it to get the job done. But if you have someone in the house who is notorious for clogging toilets, that's a good one to put in that person's bathroom. Like Jordan Schlansky, I have overly detailed opinions on such matters lol
@karltobar28106 ай бұрын
Eh, I've heard it both ways
@MusikCassette6 ай бұрын
not really. the universal use of toilet paper for all cleaning paper purposes is an improvisation, not a good solution.
@adamplace14146 ай бұрын
This has been quite a couple of weeks in the KZbin Conanverse. Hot Ones, the recap afterwards, Dr. Arroyo returning, and all the Jimmy Carr clips to boot - and now we get the return of Jordan. You spoil us sir.
@sammalik1284 ай бұрын
For me, in comedy, Conan’s interactions with Jordan are some of the funniest moments of all time. They always put a smile on my face.
@BlackedOutDreams6 ай бұрын
Babe wake up! New Schlansky banger just dropped 🔥🔥
@acmb67636 ай бұрын
“Mineralize the countertop” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ethanpintar54546 ай бұрын
I bet Jordan likes mineralizing his countertop
@Fryether6 ай бұрын
That one is reasonable if you live in an area with hard water
@FiKAYOsipe6 ай бұрын
💀
@Rose-l7n1x6 ай бұрын
Came outta left field
@palaceofwisdom94486 ай бұрын
A mineral ring has formed on my sink underneath where the bottle of hand soap resides. Nothing short of dynamite would ever remove it. It's a real problem.
@CSG976 ай бұрын
As someone with Crohn’s disease I feel very heard by Jordan and moving forward I’m not sure I can listen to Conan in the same way after finding that he is so ableist against the interests of the gastricly handicapped community. Thank you Jordan; be better Conan. Erodedly yours from Florida
@clairematheson80306 ай бұрын
As a fellow Crohny, I second this sentiment!
@michellelocke83796 ай бұрын
In Conans defense, I truly believe if it was anyone else he would be a great listener and ask questions. This is Jordan Schlansky, this man is insane. He is screaming about toilet paper. Thank you for sharing though being seen, no matter how insane the representation. Ableism is an issue in many respects. I'm sorry it was just Jordan.
@benpdr105 ай бұрын
It’s good you feel heard. But you have to remember, this is just for entertainment but also to teach. Most of this is exaggerated for comedic bits. Conan and Jordan have always had this back and forth, it’s just the chemistry. Conan is a very good person and will hear anyone out, just like the other comment said
@CSG975 ай бұрын
I will find no rest until Conan has reaped what he has sewn
@multiplemike50212 ай бұрын
@@CSG97 Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
@-Ricky_Spanish-6 ай бұрын
"So when I travel, I don't have access to my bamboo toilet stool". These are real words that came out of a person's mouth.
@jdm92516 ай бұрын
I hate to say it but he's right... once you use the pooping stool you never go back
@GGoAwayy6 ай бұрын
@@jdm9251 In university in the engineering building all the foreign students from a few specific countries had a habit of squatting down over the toilet, with their feet up on the toilet seat. The massive ker-plunks, and messes eventually caused the university to put signs in the stalls saying no feet are allowed on the seats. They grew up using squat toilets and couldnt stand the thought of touching their butts to the seats.
@Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut6 ай бұрын
And we love him for it.
@StatusMusicDesign6 ай бұрын
I have a bamboo toilet stool. He's right.
@floki-man6 ай бұрын
Fortunately, you can put your feet on extra toilet paper rolls to elevate your feet. Or ball up dirty laundry for a step.
@borislugosi546 ай бұрын
"Any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction" 😂
@johnnybravo57265 ай бұрын
"To echo what you said-" I LOVE this guy 0:23
@vansolo126 ай бұрын
Watching Conan and Jordan discuss toilet paper proves I will literally watch Conan and Jordan do anything.
@timsantiago6 ай бұрын
I had that realization during Jordan’s review of Japanese nose hair trimmers. 😂
@vansolo126 ай бұрын
@@timsantiago Same! 🤣
@VeeAmericanEagle6 ай бұрын
You’re not the only one. Def me too 😂❤
@alastair98706 ай бұрын
Jordan and Dr. Arroyo need to have a deep talk about Jordan's health in good detail.
@BuRiedNBlo0d6 ай бұрын
I could listen to that all day
@miguelvelez72216 ай бұрын
We're not ready for that.
@gilliganmcneuter45506 ай бұрын
Brilliant! That woud be so good! Team Coco, please? 😊
@nettabeatty9506 ай бұрын
Yes that would be fantastic
@alastair98706 ай бұрын
The body hair, the whey and oat shake, cytogainer, the closed barrel with smores pop tarts, tooth and gum tonic, 156 ounces of water a day. ALL OF IT!!!!!!
@sabrmagician6 ай бұрын
3:02 this is a classic schlansky tone/delivery when hes making a ridiculous point and he knows it lol
@burntmarshwigglestudio5976 ай бұрын
I've never heard Jordan say "listen to me" this much 🤣 he's taking this so seriously hahaha
@Elongated_Muskrat6 ай бұрын
We all know Jordan only uses a bidet that sprays only authentic Italian spring water.
@ferociousfrankie6 ай бұрын
Exactly, this is just BS product placement.
@irlandairlandes69386 ай бұрын
Right? Just what I thought. Impossible, this man doesn’t care about TP.
@lindz7586 ай бұрын
Exactly, he's far too pretentious to use TP
@ferociousfrankie6 ай бұрын
@@lindz758 I wouldn't say not using tp is pretentious. Most of the world washes its ass.
@NyolateAMV6 ай бұрын
He has a bidet built-in inside his body. No batteries needed.
@suranjana96253 ай бұрын
I could listen to his rant all fricking day
@adi92966 ай бұрын
I actually appreciate the level of foresight and consideration Jordan has for the comfort of his guests.
@Theos19196 ай бұрын
This is the most unhinged and passionate i've seen jordan lmao
@ach61892 ай бұрын
I love this. More of Jordan reviewing daily products, please.
@AwesomeWilly9686 ай бұрын
I really watched and listened for 21 minutes about toilet paper. But conan and schlansky, man what a duo. It was actually entertaining lol
@GGoAwayy6 ай бұрын
The weirder thing for me is that as Im listening Im realizing I really do agree with Jordan about this important issue.
@ms08246 ай бұрын
@@GGoAwayysame
@myself_yuvraj6 ай бұрын
I just watched two fully grown adults having a 20 minutes long heated discussion over the toilet paper and LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!
@We_Reddit5 ай бұрын
At the 11 minute mark Jordan says, "wait, let me get this out" after talking nonstop for 11 minutes straight. Lol
@RCJH20226 ай бұрын
“Aesthetically speaking, I like to surround myself with beauty.” *LOOK AT HIS OFFICE*. 😂😂😂
@bananasaboutmovies6 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing when he said that! His office from previous clips is a pig sty. 🐷😆
@mithrandir4916 ай бұрын
yeah, he isn't really passionate about his work.
@nd27056 ай бұрын
Ascetic refers to a person who lives like a monk, with very few possessions. The word is aesthetic.
@dinazwitscher98726 ай бұрын
Lol good point. Wtf was that
@RCJH20226 ай бұрын
@@nd2705 Thanks Jordan! It was Auto correct but I’ll fix it for you.
@ihaveacar6 ай бұрын
My favorite thing is when even Jordan knows what he's saying is rediculous but just can't stop himself. Losing listeners? I could literally watch a 3 hour movie of these 2 just talking to each other. Conan gets so mad that the dude is just so effortlessly hilarious without even trying by being himself.
@johnnyhelge17436 ай бұрын
I get it. It's like he knows what he's saying makes sense but it just sounds ridiculous
@viz87466 ай бұрын
Schlansky can produce and present - he's great behind the show and in front of it. Whole entire package! Invaluable!
@donaffluent6 ай бұрын
Oh! I sincerely lost it at “you-reen” Jordan you did it again 😂
@CuriousPug126 ай бұрын
You can see the sparks in Jordan's eyes when someone asks about his interest and he explains it so detail with all the intricacies, he could spend hours talking about it. His nose trimming tool, his toilet paper, his lego, etc He really LOVES it😂 And Conan let him roll with it
@Tonyhouse11686 ай бұрын
The joy of bidets for “human soil”..
@ShujinPJАй бұрын
what an incredibly funny guy to come on and be so funny and be willing to laugh at himself
@thvlio6 ай бұрын
Putting his exaggerations for the sake of entertainment aside, Jordan is so relatable to me. He may seem too weird to be real for some people but I bet many neurodivergents know exactly what he's talking about every time he's on screen. And I really wanna get to his confidence level where you don't really care if people find some behaviors off-putting in some way, you just brush it off and move on. The fact that he's married and has children actually inspires me somewhat. Anyway rant over you da best Jordan
@paradise_valley6 ай бұрын
more than being neurodivergent he definitely speaks to everyones small eccentricities - but the more mundane ones (distinct from the ones Conan amps up). that said, why isn't this video about bidets?
@thvlio6 ай бұрын
@@paradise_valley I think he's trying to point out that good toilet paper has many uses even for a person that uses a bidet such as himself. Like cleaning your nose, your ears, any part of your body with the least possible skin irritation, various surfaces around your house, spills, making guests confortable, etc (which, to me, are perfectly valid use cases)
@jackelewish15686 ай бұрын
Exactly, whatever Jordan has I think I have too. Lol. I'm completely serious. Maybe he doesn't "have" anything but we need to accept some people are just a little different but it doesn't make us bad or even a nuisance necessarily. In fact you need people like us in many situations!
@thvlio6 ай бұрын
@@jackelewish1568 Yes! It's just the way we are, and it's not like we have a choice. Not all brains are wired equal. I don't mean to presume but I would bet Jordan is a good problem solver with good attention to detail and that he's actually a good fit for his job
@kittenmittensb1z1386 ай бұрын
He has kids ?
@thatguyyoudontknow6 ай бұрын
These are gold. Only Jordan can take 22 minutes to talk about toilet paper. Conan is just in disbelief. Comedy. Gold.
@jaanas36572 ай бұрын
16:32 ”First of all, I don’t use toilet paper the way you think I do.” I’m dead 😂
@obstn816 ай бұрын
Why Jordan doesn’t have his own show or podcast is beyond me. He is the most entertaining thing ever. By the way, I just bought two cases of charmin ultra gentle on his recommendation.
@spinblackcircles6 ай бұрын
Because he wouldn’t be nearly as funny without Conan there to ridicule him in disbelief. Jordan by himself would just be him ranting about stuff no one cares about with no jokes lol
@AshesMarieLuvsMakeup3 ай бұрын
I only like him for Conan’s reactions.
@BiGsImY6 ай бұрын
lol Conan with Jordan is an absolute riot!
@zacharywhite2116 ай бұрын
I see Conan and Jordan in a video. I click. Simple
@CorvetteAustin246 ай бұрын
I want more Jordan Schlansky consumer watch dog episodes, please.
@peterdelisle70836 ай бұрын
I would love to see what a Jordan Schlansky written self help book would look like
@toughbail4566 ай бұрын
That's a million dollar idea, lol.
@scottwells80646 ай бұрын
"I researched these topics in various ways."
@maddyhall41716 ай бұрын
That would be a thick book
@drey62556 ай бұрын
Would be a good tandem read to Sona's book!
@borisivanovmusic6 ай бұрын
Audiobook
@14231ashley6 ай бұрын
Jordan is incredibly relatable to me and connan is fantastic because he embodies everything I am not. I love people that don't process small things in an overly serious manner and overthink every single action. Watching Connan and Jordan interact feels like placing a magnifying glass on how I am perceived by others, lol.
@MrTenad6 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud from 7:00 onwards till the end. This genious man has really thought of everything. He is well prepared and generously extends his wisdom to serve his guests and all of their bathroom related needs. ...and yes, I'm obviously referring to Jordan Schlansky here!
@Rayofsunshine9236 ай бұрын
Jordan is the most smartest person I have ever seen. Honestly, he may come of strong and weird but he does make valid and sound argument. Somebody give Jordan his Peabody award for contributing to humanity so much and imparting his knowledge
@JoeUrbanYYC6 ай бұрын
That's one thing about Jordan, no matter what you think of his presentation, what he's saying is often right.
@mattmack35056 ай бұрын
Jordan and Connan really just had a 21 minute conversation about toilet paper 😂. Love it
@jwbowenАй бұрын
I have listened to all of this multiple times. I would listen to hours of Jordan talking about all of the products and processes he uses to prepare his body in various ways.
Someone needs to do compilation of these sophisticated backhanded compliments Jordan gave Conan over the years.
@PigDan6 ай бұрын
@@outlander234 That sounds like fun to edit but the hardest part is downloading the clips, rewatching them all and making notes of the timestamps
@immortaltyger15696 ай бұрын
@@outlander234 I think it was the exact opposite of a compliment, as in someone who goes through life never seeing the rich details of toilet paper.
@petroidau6 ай бұрын
When Jordan starts talking about cleaning the sink and toilet rim and I'm just like AMEN BROTHER
@makeadifference4all6 ай бұрын
“Toilet paper is a big part of my life” is my newest favorite Schlanskyism.
@upinarms796 ай бұрын
Jordan is pure comedic gold. It's not that he's wrong... he usually isn't, he's just one of the most pedantic human beings on the planet... but toilet paper doesn't go bad and if you've got a place to store it, buying in bulk is smart.
@JohnBrown-vo8dn2 күн бұрын
I think this is my favorite clip of the podcast! It's simply amazing. The passion and love for charmin toilet paper is the best!
@photography80236 ай бұрын
I just love how Jordans voice increases in volume the more he talks about the marketing injustices of toilet paper. 8:15
@jeremyamac6 ай бұрын
I have never seen Jordan this passionate about something. It's beautiful.
@JFN3816 ай бұрын
Conan and Jordan have buoyed me through some dark, dark times. Grateful.
@2frungjung6 ай бұрын
“You freak, you freak, you freak” 😂 I love Jordan
@Rose-l7n1x6 ай бұрын
No one has noticed in almost every Jordan podcast, there’s a NEVERTHELESS moment
@aledragos96136 ай бұрын
Jordan reviewing tp while being roasted by Conan is A tier content to me and is not even a discussion.
@AndrewAlex926 ай бұрын
"Discharge" had me laughing so much harder than I ever expected it to. I love any and all interactions with Jordan and how Conan gets when he's around
@Jazzygirl56 ай бұрын
He hit me with erosion then u-reen then discharge 😂
@ExtremeCacti6 ай бұрын
This is probably the most unhinged Jordan clip I’ve ever seen.
@WillowSpector6 ай бұрын
I trust Jordan's opinion on any products with my life
@Andreas_Constantinou6 ай бұрын
We need a "Conan o'brien must go" episode where it takes place entirely inside Jordan Schlansky's house
@KlaraBreznik-jm9pj6 ай бұрын
Jordan has the raw talent of making any conversation on whatever topic sound scientific :)
@alokbhatia90813 ай бұрын
These 2 are perfect together.....complete opposites....but together, very very entertaining and funny. You can tell they are the best of friends.
@Rotund_Panda_Pants6 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest, best interviews I have heard in a long time. Jordan and Conan are a priceless duo.
@Marshall_Stacks6 ай бұрын
Priceless in this case equals zero value.
@drey62556 ай бұрын
Jordan: * smiles * Conan: What's wrong with your face?
@thegoat61475 ай бұрын
@21:16 that Jordan ear to ear grin while soaking in the complimentary words. Never seen Jordan more happier except for that time he found out he's going to Italy
@thecrazyhobo6 ай бұрын
Holy crap, I've never seen Jordan this animated and passionate about something! 😆 He REALLY takes his TP seriously! We need more Consumer Watchdog Jordan! He's a natural at it!
@paradise_valley6 ай бұрын
I thought he took bidets more seriously
@spricket246 ай бұрын
I never thought I'd see the day where Jordan and I see eye to eye 100% - he's just spitting facts - I keep TP in my car 😂
@TheGreatFury6 ай бұрын
I'm with Jordan, TP for everything. It just works so well for so much.
@velvetbees6 ай бұрын
I once used it to jump start my car. Actually, that's a lie.
@westcoastkidd176 ай бұрын
The gift that keeps giving - Conan and Jordan are two unstoppable forces that create an explosion when they're together.
@DannyGautama6 ай бұрын
I gotta say, Andy was such an amazing person and an indelible part of the shows success. I wish he got more credit. He had great jokes, very kind, and made people laugh. He was definitely a star of the show.
@m6ss6ng6r3 ай бұрын
I'm with Jordan on this 100%! I haven't studied toilet paper but I've done my own studies comparing paper towel brands and their varying sizing, packaging, and marketing tricks over time. I did them primarily to determine per unit price ($/sqm or sq ft), but also to determine quality as it pertains to my uses and comfort. More of these kinds of episodes please!
@fahimsachak99736 ай бұрын
Jordan is not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Thank you for being a voice , a maverick, for all those people who uphold bathroom and sanitary standards to its highest level. No better comfort blanket than opening the cabinet and knowing you have ample toilet paper for any scenario.