Conan Commands Chris D’Elia To Close His Legs | CONAN on TBS

[@KyleMusic29]

He avoids eye contact and smiles like a maniac.

[@bigsistahtips]

ruberband29 that doesn’t mean anything. Not all people feel comfortable looking at other people’s eyes. It doesn’t make them psychos.

[@antikokalis]

He is having a good time, what's your problem? Also, he is a crazy comedian, known for this kind of stuff

[@AN-jf6fp]

Maybe he have aspberges, i have aspberges and i can’t look into peoples eyes

[@lolatheprofessional3883]

On Chris D'Elia's IG axcount, he posted a picture a while back of him spreading eagle while talking to some guy, and captioned it, "The more boring the conversation, the wider my legs get"

[@tlm19670]

"Do you know what I mean?"

[@popaciprian690]

=)))

[@garrett291]

A sitcom where the comedians admit they don't give a shit and live tweet their episodes sounds like the worst nightmare for the dudes who write the episodes.

[@rishabhpb]

+Garrett Oflaherty it's fun to watch the improvised moments, really. they actually do stick to the script 95% but that 5% makes it so much better.

[@iamsultana]

+Garrett Oflaherty Im pretty sure he n the other guy write the show.

[@rishabhpb]

Akhil Singh it's not the best show on TV obviously, it's just a pretty fun 20 minutes. watch and forget.

[@AIKIDOJRA]

+The Cricket Nerd I have more fun watching Undateable than the tired crap of The Big Bang Theory

[@fakudan]

Well irl everyone is on their phone all the goddamn time, so it's pretty accurate.

[@wolfstar675]

***** When did he say he was on his computer all the time? You're the one putting words on his mouth.

[@payalgupta7776]

I love whenever Conan murmurs to himself like at 1:13. When he is mildly bugged. He is lovely.

[@lovelesssevensins6014]

when andi use the flower as cencor, i died a little inside. 😂😂

[@safetypin37]

bro what

[@RustyClappers]

andy is always fuckin gold lmao

[@dougienuggie8145]

Chris would look good as the Joker.

[@nishantsharma7436]

Andy with his golden sublime touch of comedy

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

A fine and proud case of manspreading. i approve.

[@meadowfrance]

+Ghost81 I didn't realize that was an actual word, looked it up and sure enough it is.. has a Wikipedia page and everything. lol

[@xSteeLer7]

+Ghost81 I'm glad Conan put a stop to it before any more women were killed.

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

***** Never underestimate the power of first world problems. May I also suggest you look up the words "mansplaining" and "shitlord", for a bit of extra fun?

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

steelahhh Yeah, really. Whenever a man sits like that I would just take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[@Bakkland]

+Ghost81 lol don't be such a drama queen

[@Link122]

This guy has an abolutely brilliant instagram account. Rofling the night away

[@BadassRandomness]

+Christian Ulf Are you Choletrain on 9chat by any chance?

[@Link122]

+BadassRandomness sure am. Who be you? :¬}

[@BadassRandomness]

+Christian Ulf Nipplestorm. Hahaha.

[@Link122]

+BadassRandomness knew that pic from somewhere! hey dawg!

[@BadassRandomness]

Christian Ulf Haha yeah, this is so random!

[@sgtbaker2072]

Chris is hilarious. Love him.

[@Garium87]

Andy killed it. Again.

[@Curtis.Carpenter]

✊🏻👌🏼

[@prorobo]

Guy is hilariously awkward. His character on Workaholics was brilliant.

[@rachelg.5348]

I love Conan and Andy

[@ModestMousekateer]

Andy with the save!

[@LaurenOrion]

Take a shot every time he says “you know what I mean”

[@Ohsolovely2]

i loooooved "Undateable". Such a great show.

[@jamiehogg8989]

Chris your a legend, true baby here!!

[@joedesalvo3316]

Undateable in real life too

[@eljuni365]

Truuuue

[@HigherPlanes]

+Joe DeSalvo Yeah it must be so terrible living large, being famous and getting paid to work a cool job where you get to do whatever you want to do.

[@badabing2302]

+HigherPlanes when did he say anything about life being terrible ? He said undateable. You gotta chill mang. Negative energy is only gonna bring u more negativity in your life which u clearly don't need anymore.

[@eljuni365]

+HigherPlanes All of that ain't worth crap if you act and behave like him. Conan obviously was serious about telling him to close his legs, he is immature for a man his age

[@Vank4o]

+Joe DeSalvo Yeah he looks like he smells of cat piss, stale farts and his own dried out jizz stains.

[@AriVirtual]

I freaking love him.

[@jamessins1163]

i loved that he mocked him.

[@Ronin5B]

Can we just have Bill Burr on the show? Again. Like, every week.

[@frankdrebin7949]

yes

[@Hinsiey]

yes

[@yourunclejohn984]

Yes

[@DayyanAli200]

yes

[@Mitch-Cumstein]

ja mein freund

[@Christine36950]

The flowers 😂

[@runnynight]

Conan ❤️❤️❤️

[@ManOfAKind]

Chris built another train

[@teeniebeenie8774]

legendary: uses his sox.

[@humanoporsiempre]

Why is the thumbnail of this video so poor quality? I expected it to be an old clip.

[@ebofuria]

Conan isda man

[@II_GTA_FREEK_II]

Andy really is the unsung hero of this show. I almost didn't see what he was doing at the end but it was hilarious.

[@HarryPotter-kd3bh]

he airs it out every night of TV

[@greentaco3402]

"Ya!"

[@Fals3Agent]

THE FLOWER POT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mattboh25]

Ok KZbin algorithm 🤔😂 we see what ya did there

[@glimeertwin2]

You know what I mean

[@ethanjuice]

Please grant me the sweet release of death

[@shalakabooyaka1480]

"DONT FREAK OUT ITS JUST THE DRUGS" the whole damned time lol

[@Wysteria5]

lol, where's the full interview?

[@minichou]

He is so cute! I am in love

[@jordanmcintosh5451]

Why does Chris have the same outfit as my Arhtur Morgan?

[@maxschaeffer7228]

he built a train

[@ireneadler4925]

Hahhaha Andy 😂

[@cristianramos5947]

Is that vincent gallo?

[@zhulia]

oh Andy

[@KaninTuzi]

Honestly, the tie hanging down on Conan's crotch was just a perfect accident. Stealing that move

[@AJSouthpaw]

"You sat down in the chair and you crossed your legs. The next time you do that you'll be wearing depends." -rtj

[@TL-do7uq]

if conan can read this, conan > jay leno

[@MTMRPG]

+aj9393 This ain't quantum mechanics.

[@justincase-ch4ke]

is "

[@TL-do7uq]

+aj9393 we will never know until he comments.

[@mycollegeshirt]

+Tomas Lara private function Main():void{ while(true){ if (conan.CanRead(this) == true) { conan.value = jayLeno.value +1 }else{ jayLeno.value = conan.value + 1 } conan.Update() jayLeno.Update() delay(1000) } } // In talk show host class private function CanRead(script:Code):Boolean { //quick and dirty if(visualAcuity < (20/200)) return false // now we could go through a series of checks looking through if he cares enough, has the time, interest proximity to //internet etc etc, but too many ifs become spaghetti quick so we'll opt for a lil finite state machine that updates a //bunch of values on certain attributes including reading potential TODO: write FSM if ((interest(script) + readingPotential)/2 >= .7) return true }

[@MTMRPG]

mycollegeshirt Error at line 5: conan not declared

[@twistedtree3067]

Serial killer gaze

[@Acehan]

Andy lmaooo

[@theCUBE403]

LMAO he stuffed his pants..

[@xdeedotz9298]

theCUBE403 small penis alert

[@Regannic]

He's like the comedic version of Jon Hamm

[@callmequiz]

i watched his interview videos thinking he was Martin Starr, gilfoyle from silicon valley.

[@itsmebernard00]

Chris built a house

[@AirAfter]

i was just like, what is that?

[@Zetsuke4]

HAHAHAHHA this is too good

[@TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

Love this guy. Seems like the audience didn't though lol.

[@reality9596]

Hey guys umm i'm actually gotta go do a bunch of errands right now, soo.. -beiberhole69

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

Reality 😂 first time I ever saw him

[@chesterbesterfeild]

btw, you can see the top rip of the soda can

[@Spidermanchilds]

Damn im early, lemme make a joke Call Of Duty Ghosts

[@ricecake9193]

😂🍻

[@Zay97]

Ghosts is good

[@dollars]

+Elijah Aguirre Ghosts was my childhood

[@calebfranks9037]

amen

[@Zay97]

+Listen ghosts was only 2 years ago so....you're still a kid..

[@Ohsolovely2]

hahahaha. golden.

[@l01j99]

Too funny

[@clonesquad4874]

were the hell did the peaches come from

[@MJDHX]

I think he's doing an impersonation of Ariana Grande, "You know what I mean?"

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

The bon jovi sit. One of his trademarks. Dudes always straight loungin'.

[@FearDBro]

hilarious

[@Nonenunnen]

I just realized how often some comedians say “I’m a comedian.” I watch comedians every day and it just occurred to me that it’s annoying.

[@johnulcer]

You can tell Conan didn’t like him. Conan basically saved the interview by both being funnier and mocking him in the process.

[@drmariopepper4354]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tarico4436]

If you are a weak man, you will close your legs when you are told that you are "manspreading." Sometimes, though, when repairing and when a vice isn't within reach, it's handy to use one's legs to hold part of what one is repairing, This involves squeezing one's legs together, almost to the point of them being closed. During such operations, if you don't put your legs together very very closely, that thing ain't gonna get fixed. Then is when it's cool to do the unspreading. Stuff gets fixed, and it's cool. Otherwise, no: balls need air. They need freedom.

[@tooletime09]

What would bon jovi do

[@Zetsuke4]

LOL

[@Mariojohan4665]

😂😂😂😂

[@Darknessis364]

what would bon jovi doo loool

[@WokeAFMillennial]

Conan was caught glancing at his crotch, he had to grab hold of some attention! haha

[@wikidclownchris]

I read that as came this close to loosing his legs So I thought it was gonna be about an accident

[@IsaiahBlunkall]

Comedy comes in. 3s

[@MrDrewdog13]

haha. team coco you gogo team coco. hey look a penny. (runs down street)

[@PhantomVanquish]

Lol.

[@Punkledunk]

Damn I'm early, lemme make a joke. The revolver in CSGO needs to be buffed.

[@JamishioASMR]

+Jesse Spika yes

[@user-jl5yv4fx7n]

Chicken in the Fart Box

[@letoenchanted172]

Ethan is a terrible influence on him....the manspreader lol

[@earthran]

yknow what I mean?

[@HyperSaneDemon]

Some people have these things called big balls and it hurts to sit like a woman, Conan.

[@andreaguilar6754]

Wow last time I came this early I had to leave the country.....;)

[@araweelospirit4180]

He seems stoned

[@blackpigeon3266]

He looks like wolverine lol

[@laserbeamlightning]

Now the audience can't close their legs. and neither can't this comments section with all the firsts.

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

MANSPREADER! HE'S PART OF THE PATRIARCHY! GET UM 😅😅

[@manuelwolff_intlcomedian]

know what I mean *repeat ten times*

[@aizensamakingx5788]

HAHAHAHA

[@nattsurfaren]

It's the FUPA not the balls.

[@YourBeastRoy]

Chris D is the fucking man hahaha probly realest dude on Tv

[@TerranigmaQuintet]

Lol, Conan is the last person to be offended by manspreading. I see many of his remotes, and he does it there just as much, if not worse lol. Obviously he has very long legs so he might be forced to though.

[@becky7924]

Pap pap

[@MotivationToSucceedNow]

Welp.

[@mrpulaski2707]

Dya know whaddamean

[@jacobparks1053]

S'free counth

[@merutm3843]

you know what I mean ?

[@TheApple12321]

Andy

[@crzzymnn911]

Lol his 15 minutes were up faster than my morning wood.