Conan’s Japanese Etiquette Lesson | CONAN on TBS

Conan’s Japanese etiquette instructor doesn’t like his eyes, face, or body. But she does like his watch.
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[@VypaUK]

Both of those Japanese ladies were better at playing along than 90% of the celebrities that come on.

[@johnkennedyreyes2634]

Becouse they can understand humor

[@jacen884]

Japan has no bounds when it comes to humor so they are very funny

[@danielvip123456]

@@jacen884 Haha what is that supposed to mean?

[@jacen884]

@@danielvip123456 they can have very dark or controversial jokes and don't have as much backlash.

[@capnheehee8103]

People really misunderstand Conan's guests when he's doing a bit. I'm always surprised by how many people take the behavior so literally, just on the surface level. People that interact with Conan on these remote bits act as they're COACHED to act by producers, and the same is true of celebrity guests. If someone seems awkward or taking things too seriously, they're absolutely SUPPOSED to be doing that. It's one of the oldest comedy techniques of all ... you have the absurd, obnoxious clown, and you have the "straight man" (the straight-laced, all-business person) for the clown to play off of. Humorists have been using this formula for centuries, not just decades. In many of these scenarios, they explicitly NEED someone to be stern-faced to make Conan's actions all the funnier. It's deliberate. He's not meeting up with a bunch of autism-spectrum people that don't understand the humor, I promise ... celebrity or otherwise. If you see someone playing along and laughing, likewise, those reactions were carefully selected for in the editing room. They're condensing hours and hours of footage down to a couple of minutes, the editors control EVERYTHING about the perception of comic timing and perceived reaction. Once in a while, the creative minds working on producing and editing these bits like a potential vibe better than the classic straight-man-with-clown. A good example would be Conan's trip to Cuba, where he tried different types of Rum. They definitely went a different route with the woman giving the tour in that case, but it's not necessarily because "she was better at playing along." It's because it was decided they would portray her laughter, because her personality and looks sold it so well to a potential audience.

[@waasar]

Conan: "You were just hiding in the corner?" Assistant: Proudly nods

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

XD That was hilarious

[@mrlonely5835]

Hai

[@wayward4657]

It's all about the Japanese service industry. You must be ready to suit your customer's needs at all times.

[@ernigee]

That's a ninja move

[@clonesboxes5220]

XD loved that part

[@peachymistake201]

hirayama: i teach ettiquete. also hirayama: *i dont like your face*

[@primitivespongebob1178]

peachy mistake she never said that though ;)

[@thearousedeunuch]

She was polite in the way she said it, though.

[@miss.yummy69]

Because Conan was being rude.

[@siddarth3955]

I guess it's basic etiquette in Japan to tell people about their face. Will try it once I visit Japan next month hehe...

[@j.r.2997]

It’s called impersonal honesty :)

[@Jameslawz]

That old lady is basically the female Japanese version of Conan, they have similar humor too. I think she picked up he was a troll and she started trolling him too lol.

[@maemae4602]

Only few people understand d humor and ur one of them most of the comments complain about the rudeness and impoliteness.

[@bernlin2000]

Honestly, her ability to communicate with highly impressive. It's one thing to understand English as a non-native speaker (it's not an easy language to learn), it's another to do all that AND also be able to navigate the insane humor of Conan. I don't think I've seen anyone in any Conan remote that did it better than this etiquette lady, really fantastic stuff!!

[@arvindshastry1178]

@@bernlin2000 You forgot Miss Jin Shil from South Korea.

[@Bruno-qy6mi]

I think this is scripted, he pulls out a card with his face on it a few seconds later.

[@LokeshThakur]

im pretty sure it was scripted.

[@LuckyFish3000]

“You’re not my type.” “Face.” 😭😩😭😭😭😩😩😩

[@aarontapat4106]

SoMo Moo I felt that

[@쥬지스님-d5k]

SoMo Moo she is so rude

[@jonoanym7349]

@@쥬지스님-d5k Thats scripted... haha

[@prankgirl9112]

@@jonoanym7349 No it's not.

[@prankgirl9112]

@@soullessangel207 I've worked in television here in LA for well over a decade. There is a far difference between editing and something being scripted. And there is no way they edited out any rude comment, especially an abnormally rude comment because this is a comedic bit and that is the funniest part.

[@walidtafankaji8945]

Conan: goes to an etiquette school to learn how to be polite and educate Etiquette teacher: *let's destroy this ugly sheep*

[@lilianchello]

Then they proceed to roast the sheep

[@youtubethefirst4003]

@@lilianchello And have it sent behind the wall

[@moatazgamel7845]

Hhhhhhhhhh

[@thecall2312]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@maagiia94]

Eyooooo hahhaha lmao. *dies

[@tarkiss]

Miss Hirayama is a master in the art of being politely rude 😁😀

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

Yup

[@brendan1470]

I wonder why she didn't teach Logan Paul some respect.

[@randomguy5189]

even british people can't compete

[@tarkiss]

@@randomguy5189 ​ British sarcasm is great, but when you can look super cute, while making super rude remarks about a someone's appeareance right to his/her face, and people still cannot hate you after that, like Miss Hirayama here, it can only mean that your mastery in rudeness has surpassed every level of knowledge, and now you can become one with the universe. 🤯 LoL 😋

[@joeywall4657]

She has a wonderful sense of humor! She can be so scathing and has a completely professional and crisp attitude LOL

[@TurboAftershave]

This may not be the most ideal place to learn Japanese etiquette, but Conan stumbled across the right place for comedy.

[@mcq2879]

She actually taught him a lot about Japanese etiquette, they don't have a filter, they're just blunt

[@mamaharumi]

That's just not true, lol. ​@@mcq2879

[@jp4431]

Japanese Conan: a man trapped in a child's body American Conan: a child trapped in a man's body

[@mrbroccholi]

🤣🤣🤣😅🤣 accurate..

[@X0XO_O]

no difference

[@vianaztraguzt]

Best comment 😂😂😂😂

[@brawl12]

696 likes.. cant like 😩

[@milkcatdog394]

Your picture is soooo cute

[@chimcham6762]

She roasted him for about 7 minutes straight! And in the most polite way possible! 😂 a true savage.

[@atgwiuz]

@@user-hk7xm5pu1c lmao there was nothing that wasn't polite or rude about her .

[@rayakroc]

I don't get it. How can it be roasting and savagery if it is intended to be honest yet polite?

[@TonyHill2335]

@anderson nope the boyfriend thing is much better

[@michaelnguyend.624]

If it was in Japanese she would say, your face is not very handsome. They don't use negative words too much. But since she is using English. And sometimes, short way to say something is better so I guess that's why she said it bluntly as ugly.

[@chimcham6762]

anderson Yeah but when you tell western dudes the truth, they turn around and become rude and aggressive real quick. I’d rather go with “I have a boyfriend” lie than tell them the truth and get in an argument cause instead of taking it like a man, he decides to insult me 🙄😒

[@Commando303X]

I love how she just says, out of nowhere, "Exercise."

[@shaggadally]

lmaooo you need exercise 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charliemisch7325]

Hahahaha

[@charliez077]

Pure comedy gold. Even better how even the assistant who until that point mostly tries to save Conan (sometimes destroying him even more in the process) now 100% agrees with Miss Hirayama. First "very fluffy", then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear stomach" and after that final "Ah. Hai!" Conan is ANNIHILATED 😂😂😂

[@extraswaggeroni]

it wasn't out of nowhere, what she does actually is she raises her arm to stop her assistant from being socially pressured to hug Conan but plays it off as if she is criticizing him for being fat (which is socially acceptable in Asian culture). so it's not random it's actually rather calculated

[@Commando303X]

@@extraswaggeroni, tell me more.

[@Vi-wj1md]

the arigato and hug after she finessed his watch 🤣🤣 too good

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

Conan: *exists* Ms Hirayama: rude.

[@M3Lucky]

Hahaha

[@charliez077]

Ugly.

[@pop5678eye]

To be fair, Conan is rude even by American standards.

[@dopekittychan1470]

Rude. Cheap. Face.

[@itadapeeza8559]

@@pop5678eye so was that lady

[@escobarines]

Can this possibly be the first guest that totally gets Conan and takes the comedic lead? That lady is hilarious, they're having such fun!

[@djz2308]

She totally neutralized him. Like a pro.

[@escobarines]

@@djz2308 I know it's insane hahah

[@GVoodoo]

Wasnt there a dude.. Polo player....he was pretty funny vs conan

[@F0X_H0UND]

What about that German comedian? Flula Borg?

[@jrgilbert]

Well said. She is amazing. Not to stereotype, but I lived in Asia for a while and from what I observed Asians are infinitely more blunt about making observations about people and expressing it that Westerners would not - especially if you are overweight. I know from experience. Lol.

[@plasmichoneytrip]

I don't know who's funnier, Conan or the women in this video. The comedy is complimentary.

[@migraineyjoe2597]

Conan. This woman gives me flashbacks of an overly judgmental bitchy P.E.teacher I had in the 4th and 5th grade. Ugh. Only thing I thought she was right about was the gum. Mouth sound disgust is universal.

[@mjhmab]

@@migraineyjoe2597 you're clearly american in Japan honesty is very important even shy people will call you out if you mess up or be rude .

[@neomeg2232]

@@migraineyjoe2597 found the chubby kid

[@boskee]

@@migraineyjoe2597 wow, you've got issues

[@hl0984]

@@migraineyjoe2597 do u even have friends? lol

[@szkokee]

These two ladies are comedy gold! Not a single producer could have find better actors and write a more perfect script and characters for them.

[@shlokgaur4030]

These 2 ladies are at a higher level in the comedic world than kimmel and Fallon..

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

Not one negitive comment... congratulations sir, keep on keeping on!

[@mariyastoyanova31]

don’t even compare jimmy to fallon.

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

@@mariyastoyanova31 they both are trash...why not? Lol

[@mariyastoyanova31]

@@ctwishkeyprn2039 stop being a little bitch baby about hosts that are just trying to have fun and live their life??

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

@@mariyastoyanova31 lol says the guy eating Cheetos off his chest in the basement 😎👌lol, wipe yah chin, got a lil smudge on that bleached beard 😂

[@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables]

That etiquette teacher was savage AF!!! 😂😂😂

[@johny5400]

i loved how she said, "face" :D

[@javasearcy890]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, hell yeah she was.

[@Jowoart6960]

100% agree hahahahaha

[@shravanvirajcunchala1007]

Hell yes

[@ashole8105]

Its scripted!

[@mixflip]

Too close....gives rolex.....gets hugs!

[@calypso2nd]

Panerai*

[@mv1991]

Nothing surprising about that. Just the typical woman.

[@SuperPussyFinger]

*That looks like a Patek Philippe to me. Calatrava in gold.*

[@DanBlabbers]

@@SuperPussyFinger Calatrava is way smaller. It's a Panerai Luminor Marina in gold. Approx 20 grand watch.

[@mouadbenhemza1322]

that is called universal bitching

[@markperkins8941]

This woman is so brutally honest...cold as ice..I think I'm in love

[@haendel8a]

WHO is the comedian here?! She was brilliantly witty and so quick

[@louiszeham7007]

Conan: Watch? Her: YES

[@Crave4More]

@AsSeenOnTV I thought she's an actress

[@novelle3142]

Crave 4 More oof

[@ericsondeleon6508]

@@Crave4More Actor is actually a gender neutral noun, so an actor can refer to a man or a woman who acts.

[@funkyoa]

@@ericsondeleon6508 why does actress exist then

[@shizu-chan1646]

He got called ugly, rude, and fat all in the matter of nearly 9 minutes😭😭😭

[@riderpikachu7403]

Sheep

[@shizu-chan1646]

@@riderpikachu7403 Huh?

[@Gordon_Aiden]

@@shizu-chan1646 Conan also got called a sheep

[@Digmer]

and he laughed so hard he could not breath at one point xD

[@craigcode7103]

And got his watch stolen!

[@Profile__1]

Yo, that assistant lady just roasted all of America by agreeing with Conan, about how he's considered lean in the USA.

[@dchen2140]

I went to an onsen (spa) in Japan and let me tell you... people in Japan are extremely skinny. Conan would actually be considered tubby.

[@Profile__1]

@@dchen2140 Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone else in the world considers Americans fat. And with statistics, I don't think they're wrong either.

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

@@Profile__1 With Fast Food getting more popular and spreading to other countries . I am sure the Rest of the World will fall into America level of FAT

[@Profile__1]

@@The_Quiet_Kiddo ooh boy, I sure hope not.

[@420f37]

Depends, in socal fitness and top notch looks are a trend, just look at ig. Vanity is as rampant as obesity these days

[@shahxad6533]

The woman is straight forward & honest The girl is straight forward & polite 😂

[@turvus2]

This is Conan's karma for tormenting his Korean language teacher.

[@lovelyitzylovelytxt4057]

Omg yes.

[@jguinto101]

Yes!

[@solidandsoiled]

You always get one upped in Asia. Lol

[@alldaybythebay8480]

I’m the 1.6k like dammit!!!!!! I make the difference between 1.5-1.6

[@jamesren4665]

I'm the 2.1K like!!!!

[@tomwallen7271]

Conan + Asian Country = Comedy Gold.

[@shortaybrown]

Tom Wallen -Conan should visit Vietnam Thailand and Singapore

[@JarrodBaniqued]

edgar pierre And the Philippines

[@eidorian101]

Why not Comedy Silver?

[@ahyaahya2447]

@@shortaybrown how about Indonesia?

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

conan only

[@CeluiEtSeul]

Conan in Japan: Not Attractive. Conan Giving Rolex In Japan: We love you Conan-san.

[@rainehanc240]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@КоваленкоСаша-д7р]

Украинка?

[@Digmer]

wealthy beats ugly in every culture.

[@b.o.4469]

That's every woman

[@thecall2312]

HAHAHAHHAHAA

[@Chiggianya]

7:07 who knew such a simple arm motion would become one of the greatest physical comedy moments in the entire show

[@leandrobatt8122]

These 2 ladies were somehow funnier than most american comedians

[@henrikanchelia64]

10000% better than Fallon, no doubt about that.

[@ice-tgaming4609]

Lol be specific pyou cant just call out all comedians in america just beacuse they didnt make you laugh

[@pengensehat6934]

Or most of conan's guests...

[@Aeneiden]

Correction, funnier than any female comedian

[@Tightentron]

especially female comedians.

[@gmillerg]

Can you just make a whole series of Conan with etiquette teachers? I would watch that show forever.

[@Elliott1314]

Right?! The one with him in the Southern charm school is also funny

[@ASBinMTY]

She might have been a language teacher, but he freaked out a South Korean instructor to a hilarious degree.

[@AAmoroso]

second this.

[@em5522]

"This is my first time to see a human being make those kinds of sounds" *"LIKE A SHEEP"*

[@Alexiosization]

lol what a japanese thing to say

[@vitocoleone9349]

I’m deceased when she said the last phrase 😂

[@JennyBetch19]

I was dying. My whole family was like what are you laughing so hard at! They died too! 😂😂

[@PranjalGupta1]

@@JennyBetch19 condolences

[@jars7774]

They must have some mutant sheep over there...

[@michellemilliken1380]

I think my favorite thing about this video is the two ladies were so hilarious that Conan basically transferred the comedy over to them. He knew where the giggles were! PS-I also laughed til I cried at this. Some of the best Coco content ever!

[@paulovemx2222]

This is so true! Normally he's the one acting up but this was the other way around, hes got great sensibility for human interactions

[@thisusedtobemyrealname7876]

That´s one of the things I really like about Conan. He can drop his ego immediately if the comedy requires it. So quick witted!

[@dragonsdynamite6403]

As usual, less Conan and more actors speaking is actually funny.

[@SharapovaFan]

She's low-key funny af.

[@linkeffect82]

I loved her, she contrasted well with Conan's louder personality. She is quite sharp and with a good sense of humor, I loved her reaction to his offer of his watch.

[@Regal2800]

Ya, she did a great job.

[@cfvgd]

Japanese women. Smart and funny. =)

[@oomahuntressprotectress848]

what ist Thema definitional translational ob (!)

[@oomahuntressprotectress848]

@@Regal2800 caws WE habing fiffucuölty uus Ucraf m®t!Give those lazy players a Spiel! • Ucraft!

[@テイラーサム]

Love how when Conan says "I can see your hands" at 5:30 Ueda-san cheekily throws her hand out from behind the screen. These gals were great sports.

[@retroriley17]

I love how at 7:04 when the teacher says she likes Conan's long legs, the assistant claps

[@Digmer]

And it was a blink and you miss it!!!!

[@jcrc1]

I never caught that! I’ve watched this clip like 20 times, too

[@TanayaAmar]

oh i didn't notice that!

[@HendrixRam0s]

reminds me of the SpongeBob episode where he sticks his hand out the curtain 🤣

[@CrocodilePictures99]

He is brilliant! Great sense of humor, he is respectful but also speaks out what he thinks. I like how indirect he showed he understood the Japanese manners and turned them just to the opposite way for entertainment reasons. This is really highest level of intellectual entertainment.

[@Vic-ii5nb]

The assistant is sooo nice. I love her

[@chrisofstars]

Yeah she's adorable apologizing constantly yet really doing nothing to improve the situation for him lol

[@charliez077]

@@chrisofstars ahahaha exactly :DD in a way she's doing even more damage by burning him everytime she tries to save him "like a sheep", "very fluffy" and then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear..." and Miss Hirayama just proceeds to laugh with no filter or mercy :DDD

[@nicoledenel]

I loved her clapping when the Teacher said she likes Conan legs

[@FirstLast-vj2sr]

She was very cute and sweet...

[@wasilaify]

Apologizing for what Hirayama said about his face 😂

[@koi404]

Conan arrives to Japan: Immediately gets Rosted

[@andrewlai372]

*Roasted

[@zephyr1327]

Yeah he got rosted hard

[@timtams_6]

Dont you just love to rost meat?

[@tullamorejameson480]

She likes roster better than shep

[@erickgonzalez3166]

@@zephyr1327 Don't you just hate being rosted...argggg...lol I kid I kid.

[@hansonhansoff4662]

Conan “Oh uh you were just hiding in the corner?” “Yes” 🙂

[@metalmayhem3622]

"Did you hear what she said about my face??" "Yeeeeeeessssss :("

[@N-e0N]

@Cis Admiral Indeed, very high Joo Dee vibes

[@darkangel8922]

These two ladies should be brought at Conan shows regularly. They both are very funny, one in a rude way the other in a polite way.

[@olebobic2786]

That other lady is me everytime guests come to our house

[@itsmeanik7959]

So true.

[@carjaroo]

Mood

[@WealthyHomeless]

Yeah i get that

[@dahasolomon7314]

"just call and I'll be there" 😂

[@madhatt3r93]

You hide in the corner?

[@kuniosolis]

Mrs Hirayama is funny lady! She clearly understabds the culture she is dealing with and play along rather well i might say.

[@霧裡探花水中望月]

Agreed. She gave herself away at 3:16 when she was saying sorry and leaning in to pat Conan on the arm.

[@deivisony]

@@霧裡探花水中望月 Now that's a hard name to read. I could only get Shin (God?) Hana(flower) Mizu(water) chu or naka (middle or china) tsuki(moon)

[@Jeicto24]

@@deivisony her channel's name it's part of a Chinese poem, it say "looking at the moon in the mist".

[@deivisony]

@@Jeicto24 I supposed so. The first ideogram was very complex, maybe someday I get so good at Japanese that I can grasp some Chinese "kanji" meaning too (piyin I think)

[@deivisony]

@@Jeicto24 I love Macadamias Nut btw!

[@Decetop]

We need the sitcom of the etiquette teacher and her assistant.

[@BetaBuxDelux]

I’d watch that.

[@chrisofstars]

I'm sure there's like 528583918372184701948 animes about that

[@jimbojones8208]

No canned laughter? I'm in.

[@boba3475]

Well i also have watched another different videos about teacher and her assistant on different sites

[@lutchdomanengroomupadiachy7281]

yes please

[@kimilsung2608]

I like how brutally honest she is

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

"Too close" "You pushed me" "I don't like your face" "I don't like your eyes" *Sums up Conan's love life*

[@theradioman555]

*Sums up almost everyone's love life.

[@lukeliu7042]

Rude

[@rogve5868]

Savage 😂

[@whynot7549]

Conan: purrs seductively Her: like a sheep. Lmao bullseye😂

[@Enzo_q]

I completely lost it there😭😭😭😭 lmfaoooo

[@pengensehat6934]

he did sound like a sheep...in my country we also never hear a person purr in a seductive way 😂😂😂 he will also get the same reaction when he purr like that in my country 😂😂😂

[@kalyanbv1000]

😂😂

[@seanhurley9216]

@@pengensehat6934 what country are you from?

[@Shnozzler]

It’s not seductive purr, it’s Perry the platypus purr

[@bdzpop]

“Teddy bear like stomach” I CHOKED

[@sadiaadil6423]

'Very fluffy'🤣

[@kalevala29]

They've obviously never seen what we call bears over here

[@zinnia5659]

@@kalevala29 it's because in Japan people are mostly thin

[@ericfricke4512]

The irony of an expert in etiquette and politeness just roasting Conan's face 😂

[@spunz83ify]

Tht lady's roast is like a ninja quiet yet deadly.

[@Navitus]

Your comment was very American, stupid and full of ignorance.

[@pajamasfluenza1507]

Navitus your reply was describing you as an easily triggered 10 year old

[@Navitus]

Why? I'm only speaking truth. The truth hurts for you doesn't it? You sound like an Israeli who believes Palestinians are all bad and all Israelis are good huh? Including murderers. Shame, you can't be anymore wong. See what I did there? Of course you don't. I just like to trigger all wong people like you.

[@jjmmm515]

@@Navitus dude there was nothing wrong with the comment, you're reading too much into it

[@Vi3tnameseGang]

Bro you're triggered hard af. Israeli Palestine???? Lmao!

[@DmitriyNosov]

These japanese ladies are like Good cop - bad cop xD

[@hondahousey1127]

The etiquette lady played both LOL

[@sandrasandymanning4354]

1:50...Conan gets crushed when she says, "You're not my type..." Ooo! Brutal!😂

[@lanchesternaanyane]

These two Japanese women need their own show.😂

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Or need to be added in to Conan's next show next to Andy

[@willvr4]

The only funny part about it is the fact that so much is lost in translation. They aren't naturally funny.

[@1.21gigawatts2]

@@willvr4 There's tons of comics who take advantage of the whole lost in translation thing. In fact I think that's what makes comedy so amusing. I can't relate to the struggles of Bobby Lee or Eddy Murphy but I can sure as hell laugh at it.

[@michk5149]

Not really

[@soobinism]

​​​@@willvr4 Nah they absolutely are naturally funny, you can tell. Ms Hirayama especially, she matched Conan's energy. You don't need perfect fluency to joke with people. That part with Conan's legs was silent but hilarious.

[@pietrorequena6571]

She thought you needed a little colour Conan, so she proceeded to gradually roast

[@smaakjeks]

Haha!

[@gemmaniye9035]

Pietro wins the comment section!

[@thebropoppy1293]

I was your 800th like, be grateful.

[@evice]

Your first name makes your comments even better.

[@pietrorequena6571]

Hahaha jeez just saw the likes. Thaanks! ;)

[@NateandNoahTryLife]

Not sure if this went better or worse for Conan than Korea’s etiquette lesson...

[@lepetitchat123]

I enjoyed the Korean one more.

[@ShindlerReal]

I bet this woman saw the Korean video

[@Jump-2-the-moon]

This one is fantastic. Now you made me have to go back and watch the Korean etiquette lesson video for the 10th time.

[@NateandNoahTryLife]

Jump glad I’m not the only one who spends my days endlessly rewatching the remotes

[@koreanjudles]

This is so much better than the korean one lmao.

[@inventgineer]

Conan proving once again:that love and humor cross all cultural boundaries -who doesn't love a good laugh? 😊

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

Me. I hate it. Never had a laugh I didn't regret

[@gavinlightfoot5521]

​@@YersiniaPestisNPOcringe

[@mystaminacantakethis]

Those ladies have an amazing sense of humor 😂😂

[@AA-db9cb]

It's not. Japanese are just brutally honest.

[@wolverineiscool7161]

I don't even think they are joking, They just mean it

[@percevaldegalles4123]

wtf you talking about you dont knownothing about Japan, in Japan you never say what you think to not offend people, they are just joking here.... why you talking if you dony know

[@JohnSmith-cv5pj]

I would be interesting to konw how much of it was scripted.

[@andthereisntone3454]

@@JohnSmith-cv5pj Way too funny to be scripted.

[@cyborgkritiker3810]

Conan finally met his match

[@gwenwalravens8030]

I want to see Conan, these ladies and Jordan having a casual conversation. xD

[@Walperion_Music]

After all the years of fanboying and re-watching the Conan anthology from all the years, I have to say this is my abs favorite Conan segment ever.

[@STEVEN-jw8pq]

His visit to koreatown spa is right up there.

[@rzhk158]

can you tell where you watched them i started getting into conan but can’t find a place to watch them at :/

[@justilyou]

I’m Japanese but I like how Ms. Hirayama acts so weird 😂

[@gi0gin]

They are doing on purpose. I think🤔

[@HokiHumby]

she gets conan's humor quite well it looks like

[@sarikaFauzi]

@@gi0gin I doubt it. She is being a teacher that's all.

[@apples8872]

@@sarikaFauzi Conan has a lot of fans in Japan. If they watched his show they would know his humor and could easily play along.

[@TJhandford524]

hi! I'm trying to learn Japanese Kanji right now. Does your name mean "Person with four kingdoms"? I am just seeing if I am making any progress! arigato gozaimasu.

[@ArcadeArea]

"you need exercise" The instructor is so savage on so many many level lol

[@alvallac2171]

*levels

[@greenquoxthepurple6231]

@@alvallac2171 **levels

[@eydrey]

They destroyed him 💀 💀 💀

[@ikno3833]

Wut do you mean by that?

[@comment.highlighted]

Yes they did 😂

[@arddison3894]

@Lord Of Onions ikr. I hate overuse of emojis. "Hello how are you 🔫🔫💰🔪"

[@beansontoast4391]

It went exactly the way he wanted it to, its Conan

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

She's saying they made a lot of fun of him. They destroyed him...think people...

[@amirnaceur]

"In America, I'm lean" LOL

[@preciousthing101]

amirnaceur he aint lyinh though

[@storres9198]

She was like 'hai' meaning 'ya in AMERICA'

[@DJVARAO]

Yup, different standards 🤣

He's also rich which is what they were really thinking

[@lesarz0001]

Yeeeaaaaahhhhh, right.

[@pinkpanda340]

Conan:Why am I not your type? Hirayama: *face*

[@walwal6449]

@「0'イチゴ」 copy and paste maybe

[@thenurseinblack1810]

@ً Sometimes phones come with faces also. (≧▽≦)( ꈍᴗꈍ)(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[@RabbitConfirmed]

At least she is honest. Most girls are like "I have a boifriend"

[@serdikobane1598]

I swear I‘ve never seen something funnier on YT, than these two utterly brilliant women…:)

[@oneotuvalev9297]

4:25 a woman apologize for a behavior done by another woman. That’s Japanese culture for you

[@sal941]

its not a good one tho because she is her master

[@soomiewleng5227]

i see

[@siriusql]

you do all realize that sometime apologizing means you feel sorry for the other person, not that "you" take the blame ?

[@lilianchello]

@@siriusql And in some case it means both in the same time but not quite, but certainly it is. Similar to doublespeak, I guess.

[@siriusql]

@@lilianchello well yes of course ! But in that case I felt like they were missing the point a bit :)

[@onetoastyboio5703]

Can we respect the fact that Conan said "anime" instead of "cartoon" when talking about detective conan

[@Gyrbae]

He's a man of culture. Pierre Bernard has taught him well.

[@9Kualalumpur]

It's the same thing, one is the translation of the other. It's just a quicker way of saying "Japanese cartoon".

[@joelouellette]

Anime just means Japanese cartoon. It's not wrong to call anime a cartoon

[@belalabusultan5911]

@@joelouellette Cartoon in common sense means (animated kids show), while anime in common sense means (animated Japanese show), and while some anime is for kids, most of it is for teenagers, and some is for adults (18+). calling anime a cartoon is like calling a gif (Film).

[@Lisa-xr6ty]

@@joelouellette if anime means animation, shrek is my favourite anime

[@dislikebutton5537]

"not my type!" "Why not?" "face." This made me cry hahahaha

[@WildEvolutions]

"Conana without borders" is really just "Conan gets bullied"

[@singasong785]

This is like seeing your parents turn a joke into a useless life lesson

[@The5thelemnt]

How she warmed up to him when he put his legs up on the chair in front of her. Those ladies were too funny

[@Jobe-13]

5thElemnt Ikr

[@nytim666]

yeah conan himself looked surprised about it

[@wasilaify]

Yet they continued on to roast him "very fluffy"

[@trueblack6760]

Oh guys, Just for your information this lady is not an actress..... but president of Japanese culture school named Japanese Lunch Co., Ltd. And this is quite fun program... I love it.

[@tojoinbobdylan]

I looked It Up, completely trueee

[@megyskermike]

That's awesome, they got on so well comedically and editing was perfect.

[@Darkaleas]

i wish conan would do a spin-off show just like this touring around the world and having some guests with him now and then

[@Metallute]

Boy do I have good news for you, my friend...

[@sassa0406]

I can’t believe we watched this brutal Japanese woman rob Conan of his watch and his dignity

[@ketal6055]

Don't take it seriously. I'm sure they told her that Conan is a comedian, so she's just playing along with him. Believe me, the Japanese would never just take your watch like how she did. It rude and impolite to do so. If he gave her a watch wrapped nicely in a gift box as a gift then yes, she would be more inclined to accept it

[@sassa0406]

KeTal Issa joke

[@rnegoro1]

Errrr it's a skit. So yeah, it's not real.

[@seph9980]

best comment. conan should just commit harakiri after this.

[@ahumanbeing]

i guess people like Conan a lot because of his authenticity.

[@xandercrews2854]

RIP gary shandling. authenticity is what eastern comedy thrives on.

[@jollyjokress3852]

It is sad that not everyone is authentic. I think it is natural to be authentic but people destroy that by being fearful and judgmental.

[@saysay825]

OMG When he asked for a hug at 7:40, she whispered the words "怖い” (kowai) Which means "Im scared" or "This is terrifying". lmaoooo I'm dead.

[@robertoalejandrocorreasoto1713]

I heard she said gomen ne, because she was going to touch him, but the older women was hugging him too.

[@colincampbell3199]

Amazing you heard that.

[@freespeechisdead1565]

I thought she said "sorry".

[@BarbarossaSC2]

Nope. Lots of people unaware of the language here. She said "gomen ne", a casual way to say "sorry" or "excuse me". A sensible thing to say before touching someone's stomach.

[@freespeechisdead1565]

ME: freespeechisdead isdead17 hours ago I thought she said "sorry". YOU: Theodore M. K.4 minutes ago Nope. Lots of people unaware of the language here. She said "gomen ne", a casual way to say "sorry" or "excuse me". A sensible thing to say before touching someone's stomach. Yeah I'd say there ARE a lot of people unaware of the language here.

[@Lauren-yg3vd]

aww i loved the assistant. she was so sweet and seemed realllly afraid of that little old lady

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

The term is "sex slave"

[@gargola1887]

They're are both actors

[@NasAfter]

The language barrier was strong in this one It made everything 10 times funnier LOL

[@nguyenthuyhong317]

Nasser Feed c

[@definitelynotthequestion5359]

When a troll, meets another troll The Japanese lady was perfect.

[@frikkinhit]

This is really comforting to watch as a westerner in Japan because it's totally true of how Japanese women often politely tell you these incredibly judgmental things, but you soon start to just love the honesty of it lol

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Yeah, people are like that in various parts of Asia. Everywhere else that's considered bullying because it comes with "hate" mixed in, but in those areas it's just their honest opinion of the other person. It really is a bit counter intuitive because they're very conservative or barely touch, etc. I have a Japanese friend and I watched something on youtube with her, then I asked if she wanted to watch another one and she said immediately: "No." and shook her head. Then we went on to prepare dinner. At first I froze because in my country people would sacrifice watching one more or try and change the subject so the other person understands it's a no. I knew it was like that, but it was a culture shock right there. lol

[@Alexiosization]

boy you must be a walking awkward freak show to the poor people. Go back to where you came from your embarrassing everyone

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@Alexiosization What?

[@nomorepc2431]

He is making a joke. Being blunt/rudely honest. Get it?

[@frikkinhit]

@@Pumpkin0_0 You're right that it is a little counter intuitive, because you become very comfortable with being in a culture where people care so much about supporting each other and not inconveniencing each other and then they throw out a really blunt statement. There's a weird freedom comes when you start using it back, but you've probably noticed there's also a real technique to how they do it lol. It's always in the context of being helpful, or in Conan's case it's "I have to be honest so you stop advancing" lol! It is one of the unsung skills of Japanese etiquette I think :D

[@coltonrobinson458]

Who else has been anxiously waiting on Conan in Japan and got super excited when they saw these clips starting to get uploaded.

[@LTuyetN]

Same!!!!

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

@ 667 likes now. I ruined it. You're welcome.

[@tpadgeezy230]

@Will Pack Seriously, I haven't laughed like this in so long. So grateful for Conan.

[@Vexy_Wexy]

The Japanese have practiced social distancing for ages.

[@elizabetholiviaclark]

And masks. I didn't know that some of my fellow Americans would have such a problem with it.

[@jjryan1352]

@@elizabetholiviaclark because masks are useless to slow or prevent the spread of viruses, and healthy people have no business wearing them, as has been confirmed by many studies and the advice of several top health organizations.

[@skyhigh6650]

@@jjryan1352 of course a mask denier would say that. there are not useless ! They might not stop the virus but health experts say the evidence is clear that masks can help prevent the spread of COVID-19. the only thing that is spreading is the false bullsh*t by people like you.

[@tomatise]

In most Asian cultures it is

[@arsnakehert]

Veracious Vex yeah, go look at their trains in rush hour tho

[@reyadsalahin1101]

Detective Conan: A man trapped in a child's body Conan O'Brian: A child trapped in a man's body

[@ricofauzan7716]

I think conan humor style is somewhat alike with Japanese humor

[@yellowbeez93]

Anyone who loves anime will definitely see Conan as an anime-ish kinda person lol

[@amotorcyclerider3230]

completely natural, spontaneous without any thoughts of what others care...his thoughts are not conditioned.... just speak, and his character comes out.. Conan is a good man. very humorous and probably the best in the world.

[@kodiejc4202]

@@amotorcyclerider3230 I agree

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Seems like Japanese people like roasting people.

[@TheHaruharokuhana]

@@Katya_Lastochka They're just very blunt. They're not afraid to speak their minds. A good example is like when you go to a family gathering and your nana, or an older relative you haven't seen in a long time coming up to you and say something like "I haven't seen you in years. You've gotten "big". Must be all those cookies your mom keeps baking for you."

[@bshea7405]

Conan was legit speechless lol

[@Boshek2019]

"You're not my type, sorry" Out of nowhere LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@davec3651]

Her eyes upon saying that were brutal and merciless.

[@gusalthorp6138]

Lmaooo

[@gusalthorp6138]

+Dave C 😂😂😂

[@sohainhere]

the way she was just looking from behind the wall😂😂😂

[@gornes2403]

"Sadako"!

[@sasori1938]

I’m having flash backs to the Korean language lesson

[@petertran7993]

Except there is no love stick

[@TazTalksYouListen]

Where is Jordan when you need to take this from great to *_awesome?_*

[@Jobe-13]

Lolz

[@pulmodoc8950]

She looks like edna from incredibles

[@jonspooner4510]

Hahaha yes !

[@anavelgato]

tangerine azure lmao I’m watching the incredibles right now

[@galal9059]

She looks like the costume lady from The Incredibles

[@eryoverdijk1260]

Etna😂😂

[@wolverineiscool7161]

ed@@eryoverdijk1260 edna

[@marlonehines]

Underrated comment.

[@konaplays1920]

NO CAPES

[@sambibambi5409]

also has the same general vibe

[@Lena2light]

“This is my first time hearing a human being making those sounds...” I almost died laughing 🤣🤣

[@roky1337]

"sound like sheep" :D

[@bangwi]

Conan should just travel the world. His travel videos are always funny

[@robbirob557]

I agree, he's so natural at it too lol.

[@SaintMu]

@@robbirob557 right? The man looks so universally out of place that he actually can blend in anywhere

[@samulai]

Well lucky for us, that's almost exactly what he's doing. The show was changed into a 30-minute format and that will allow them to make more remotes and tours!

[@SFMCentral]

Being married to a Japanese woman for many years, I can say that is exactly what Japanese women their age are like. Exactly. When the woman said she did not like Conan's face, that is how he would be told in real life. Either that or no answer and just a laugh. When she eventually warmed up to him, that too is a natural response if the person thinks you are following your own customs as a foreigner. It's fairly common for someone you're meeting to allow a foreign person to do something that is considered unusual or rude in Japan. They may even try to follow suit while you're present if there aren't other Japanese people around. I've done typical American things with native Japanese people and watched as the look on their faces turned to horror. But after the initial shock, they accepted it and even did the same to make me feel more comfortable. Giving a hug is a prime example. That just doesn't happen, not even when meeting in-laws or other extended family members. But if you're Japanese and do something out of the norm, forget it. You don't get a break when you don't follow the traditions and customs of Japan.

[@kerrin6633]

Thanks for clarifying!! Wow!!

[@debika1]

As a Asian person, Asian parents/elderly will tell you exactly how they think what's with your physical look. They will call you out if you have gain weight.😫 Lol !!

[@kanonierable]

I like that, It shows real interest into someones wellbeing, baseon actual reliable facts. I find lies and false compliments very insulting.

[@Remember_Baker]

Wish America was like that, obesity is ridiculous here.

[@Alexiosization]

really? my parents would tell me im perfect no matter what creating huge discrepancies and making me feel like a god which in turn turned me into an incredibly arrogant and selfish person that doesn't get along with people and is hated everywhere he goes.

[@angelasinger2953]

true, I'm Chinese and I know I'm skinny but my parents just like telling me that I've become fat or gained weight :)

[@Sarah-rf5rj]

They will call you out for having ramen hair as well

[@DevonPalmer98]

The ladies always love the Conan legs

[@viccasaur]

Asian girls like tall lean men, not the macho buff guys

[@eddy-currents]

Only the legs 😂

[@eddy-currents]

@@viccasaur Not sure where you got that lmao

[@forefatherofmankind3305]

@@viccasaur ha ha you must be a slender Man

[@mitch6962]

@@viccasaur Whatever you say soyboy

[@BEYONDComfort]

another instant classic!

[@mawhulk]

@@SimonaCapodannoOfficial im catholic and i gave it the 667th like because i was terrified

[@affandi99]

I'm the 1000th like to this comment...

[@funyun]

Everytime i needy a little pick up/cheering self of laughters, i find myself looking for Conan skits. Truly grateful for him and and his crew, they bring joy to the this sometimes awful world

[@abi3982]

that old lady pronounced the most determined "yes", for the rolex, lol.

[@busterbiloxi3833]

Shallow materialism. You people think the Japanese are tranquil spiritual beings. You are wrong.

[@DabsOnDabs]

@@busterbiloxi3833 it's a skit numb nuts

[@sophied1703]

Buster Biloxi and why are you right?

[@rkruzel8169]

Those ladies need their own show ASAP

[@fredbai4771]

Detective Conan: Man trapped in a child's body Conan O'Brien: Child trapped in a man's body

[@sherlockazulu]

I've watched tens of thousands of hours of Conan and I have never seen him speechless likes he was at 7:10

[@alishanmao]

First time for me to see a human being make that sound :D that cracked me enough :D

[@NeroTP]

well she didn't watch Stranger Thinks lmao :V

[@GoreChick]

even funnier that she thought it was a sheep sound xD

[@puchuman]

and she finished with: like a goat! jajajaj priceless

[@SYratherripped]

And how she paused after she said human being... That whole point after she came out was hilarious. :D

[@snoopywoodstock4380]

What kind of noise is that? I wanna learn it

[@cablevamp3163]

“Yakitori” “Tempura” I choked on my spit

[@nrdaniel1994]

Me too🤣🤣🤣

[@gusalthorp6138]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gusalthorp6138]

+Nitish Daniel 😂😂

[@incognito326]

What does that mean?

[@markplott4820]

@@incognito326 - "yakitori" - is a FATTY grilled chicken Kabob, "Tempura" - is a Deep Fat Fried shrimp w/ a Panko coating. basic she is calling Conan a fatso. most Japanese men are Lean and Dialed. they have 6 pack. even the old guys.