Conan’s Japanese Etiquette Lesson | CONAN on TBS

[@VypaUK]

Both of those Japanese ladies were better at playing along than 90% of the celebrities that come on.

[@johnkennedyreyes2634]

Becouse they can understand humor

[@jacen884]

Japan has no bounds when it comes to humor so they are very funny

[@danielvip123456]

@@jacen884 Haha what is that supposed to mean?

[@jacen884]

@@danielvip123456 they can have very dark or controversial jokes and don't have as much backlash.

[@capnheehee8103]

People really misunderstand Conan's guests when he's doing a bit. I'm always surprised by how many people take the behavior so literally, just on the surface level. People that interact with Conan on these remote bits act as they're COACHED to act by producers, and the same is true of celebrity guests. If someone seems awkward or taking things too seriously, they're absolutely SUPPOSED to be doing that. It's one of the oldest comedy techniques of all ... you have the absurd, obnoxious clown, and you have the "straight man" (the straight-laced, all-business person) for the clown to play off of. Humorists have been using this formula for centuries, not just decades. In many of these scenarios, they explicitly NEED someone to be stern-faced to make Conan's actions all the funnier. It's deliberate. He's not meeting up with a bunch of autism-spectrum people that don't understand the humor, I promise ... celebrity or otherwise. If you see someone playing along and laughing, likewise, those reactions were carefully selected for in the editing room. They're condensing hours and hours of footage down to a couple of minutes, the editors control EVERYTHING about the perception of comic timing and perceived reaction. Once in a while, the creative minds working on producing and editing these bits like a potential vibe better than the classic straight-man-with-clown. A good example would be Conan's trip to Cuba, where he tried different types of Rum. They definitely went a different route with the woman giving the tour in that case, but it's not necessarily because "she was better at playing along." It's because it was decided they would portray her laughter, because her personality and looks sold it so well to a potential audience.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

The shortest and most effective roast ever: "Face." 😂

[@sentival]

Lol... I think you are right...

[@mohamedburhan7511]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bdchis]

At least they weren't so rude to chew gum in front of him.

[@iainmair485]

Tasty fish, tasty fish, poison fish! I want fugu!

[@agalgonzalez]

How can this shiwa obachan / wrinkled aunt deal with foreigners regularly and be so openly judgmental?! She looks like a badly weathered garden gnome and she is throwing stones?!

[@waasar]

Conan: "You were just hiding in the corner?" Assistant: Proudly nods

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

XD That was hilarious

[@mrlonely5835]

Hai

[@wayward4657]

It's all about the Japanese service industry. You must be ready to suit your customer's needs at all times.

[@ernigee]

That's a ninja move

[@clonesboxes5220]

XD loved that part

[@Jameslawz]

That old lady is basically the female Japanese version of Conan, they have similar humor too. I think she picked up he was a troll and she started trolling him too lol.

[@maemae4602]

Only few people understand d humor and ur one of them most of the comments complain about the rudeness and impoliteness.

[@bernlin2000]

Honestly, her ability to communicate with highly impressive. It's one thing to understand English as a non-native speaker (it's not an easy language to learn), it's another to do all that AND also be able to navigate the insane humor of Conan. I don't think I've seen anyone in any Conan remote that did it better than this etiquette lady, really fantastic stuff!!

[@arvindshastry1178]

@@bernlin2000 You forgot Miss Jin Shil from South Korea.

[@Bruno-qy6mi]

I think this is scripted, he pulls out a card with his face on it a few seconds later.

[@LokeshThakur]

im pretty sure it was scripted.

[@peachymistake201]

hirayama: i teach ettiquete. also hirayama: *i dont like your face*

[@primitivespongebob1178]

peachy mistake she never said that though ;)

[@thearousedeunuch]

She was polite in the way she said it, though.

[@freyaaayaaaayaaaa]

Because Conan was being rude.

[@siddarth3955]

I guess it's basic etiquette in Japan to tell people about their face. Will try it once I visit Japan next month hehe...

[@j.r.2997]

It’s called impersonal honesty :)

[@karina-vz9zz]

“Why am I not your type? What’s wrong?” “uhhhh.. *_face_* “ LOL

[@SSBMA1994]

She was roo direct lol

[@lilsaam]

Hahahaha so polite yet so savage

[@KyleS3m3noff]

But the thing is she didn't say he was ugly - ,just doesn't have the facial features she's attracted to. They are just way more direct than us. I had a hell of a time in Korea in regards to this - lol!

[@KyleS3m3noff]

@anderson people are assuming when she gives "face" as a reason, it's meant in the most negative way possible and it's simply not. Easy as that.

[@KyleS3m3noff]

@anderson Exactly what do you plan to achieve with this argument?

[@jp4431]

Japanese Conan: a man trapped in a child's body American Conan: a child trapped in a man's body

[@mrbroccholi]

🤣🤣🤣😅🤣 accurate..

[@X0XO_O]

no difference

[@vianaztraguzt]

Best comment 😂😂😂😂

[@brawl12]

696 likes.. cant like 😩

[@milkcatdog394]

Your picture is soooo cute

[@michellemilliken1380]

I think my favorite thing about this video is the two ladies were so hilarious that Conan basically transferred the comedy over to them. He knew where the giggles were! PS-I also laughed til I cried at this. Some of the best Coco content ever!

[@paulovemx2222]

This is so true! Normally he's the one acting up but this was the other way around, hes got great sensibility for human interactions

[@thisusedtobemyrealname7876]

That´s one of the things I really like about Conan. He can drop his ego immediately if the comedy requires it. So quick witted!

[@dragonsdynamite6403]

As usual, less Conan and more actors speaking is actually funny.

[@walidtafankaji8945]

Conan: goes to an etiquette school to learn how to be polite and educate Etiquette teacher: *let's destroy this ugly sheep*

[@lilianchello]

Then they proceed to roast the sheep

[@youtubethefirst4003]

@@lilianchello And have it sent behind the wall

[@moatazgamel7845]

Hhhhhhhhhh

[@thecall2312]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@maagiia94]

Eyooooo hahhaha lmao. *dies

[@furii4308]

Her sense of humor is exceptional

[@jootai]

Honestly i dont think she was joking bro!

[@bloodycinephile]

I don't think she's joking.

[@CalebMcFarland]

I think that’s just what she actually thought that happens to be funny because of how crazy rude it is to actually say I don’t like your eyes and such to someone you just met when they also didn’t ask. She’s like forcing how much she doesn’t like his look on him.

[@user-zu5sp7wx2g]

@@jootai Obviously she's joking. She def thinks those things, but her saying it is for the show. She doesn't walk around shitting on people

[@zanomaru]

Japanese are brutally honest, experienced it the 2 times i went there.

[@tarkiss]

Miss Hirayama is a master in the art of being politely rude 😁😀

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

Yup

[@brendan1470]

I wonder why she didn't teach Logan Paul some respect.

[@randomguy5189]

even british people can't compete

[@tarkiss]

@@randomguy5189 ​ British sarcasm is great, but when you can look super cute, while making super rude remarks about a someone's appeareance right to his/her face, and people still cannot hate you after that, like Miss Hirayama here, it can only mean that your mastery in rudeness has surpassed every level of knowledge, and now you can become one with the universe. 🤯 LoL 😋

[@joeywall4657]

She has a wonderful sense of humor! She can be so scathing and has a completely professional and crisp attitude LOL

[@Vi-wj1md]

the arigato and hug after she finessed his watch 🤣🤣 too good

[@mixflip]

Too close....gives rolex.....gets hugs!

[@calypso2nd]

Panerai*

[@mv1991]

Nothing surprising about that. Just the typical woman.

[@SuperPussyFinger]

*That looks like a Patek Philippe to me. Calatrava in gold.*

[@DanBlabbers]

@@SuperPussyFinger Calatrava is way smaller. It's a Panerai Luminor Marina in gold. Approx 20 grand watch.

[@mouadbenhemza1322]

that is called universal bitching

[@escobarines]

Can this possibly be the first guest that totally gets Conan and takes the comedic lead? That lady is hilarious, they're having such fun!

[@djz2308]

She totally neutralized him. Like a pro.

[@escobarines]

@@djz2308 I know it's insane hahah

[@GBrimstone]

Wasnt there a dude.. Polo player....he was pretty funny vs conan

[@F0X_H0UND]

What about that German comedian? Flula Borg?

[@jrgilbert]

Well said. She is amazing. Not to stereotype, but I lived in Asia for a while and from what I observed Asians are infinitely more blunt about making observations about people and expressing it that Westerners would not - especially if you are overweight. I know from experience. Lol.

[@bigfatorkwedding]

He accidentally stumbled into a roast battle.

[@SaintMu]

... that he hilariously lost They roasted his ENTIRE BODY. lol

[@mattoniy2840]

This is lightly scripted..

[@rayakroc]

Matto niy ... is it?🤔

[@charliez077]

@@mattoniy2840 I don't think this was scripted at all, watch the Q&A from this "Conan in Japan" segment. he was still kinda in disbelief how this went down xD

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

@Emma Watson Why would Conan lie about it being scripted in a Q&A video?

[@markperkins8941]

This woman is so brutally honest...cold as ice..I think I'm in love

[@luisangelEXALTA]

😂❤

[@icytea5]

She's every Asian parent very honest with no regard for your feeling.

[@marianaree9967]

Wow, i now think my parents are asians. I am mexican but man, they can be brutally honest , just like Miss Hirayama hahaha.

[@skfoxjrxzz5051]

It’s interesting because Japanese people tend to be quite the opposite

[@evannasong8356]

Don’t call me out.

[@fredfinks]

@@marianaree9967 i think we all need a bit of asian parenting & la chancla.

[@gracekim2616]

@@skfoxjrxzz5051 it's prob cause he's not Japanese they think it's okay to speak their mind

[@turvus2]

This is Conan's karma for tormenting his Korean language teacher.

[@lovelyitzylovelytxt4057]

Omg yes.

[@jguinto101]

Yes!

[@solidandsoiled]

You always get one upped in Asia. Lol

[@alldaybythebay8480]

I’m the 1.6k like dammit!!!!!! I make the difference between 1.5-1.6

[@jamesren4665]

I'm the 2.1K like!!!!

[@plasmichoneytrip]

I don't know who's funnier, Conan or the women in this video. The comedy is complimentary.

[@migraineyjoe2597]

Conan. This woman gives me flashbacks of an overly judgmental bitchy P.E.teacher I had in the 4th and 5th grade. Ugh. Only thing I thought she was right about was the gum. Mouth sound disgust is universal.

[@mjhmab]

@@migraineyjoe2597 you're clearly american in Japan honesty is very important even shy people will call you out if you mess up or be rude .

[@neomeg2232]

@@migraineyjoe2597 found the chubby kid

[@boskee]

@@migraineyjoe2597 wow, you've got issues

[@hl0984]

@@migraineyjoe2597 do u even have friends? lol

[@szkokee]

These two ladies are comedy gold! Not a single producer could have find better actors and write a more perfect script and characters for them.

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

Conan: *exists* Ms Hirayama: rude.

[@M3Lucky]

Hahaha

[@charliez077]

Ugly.

[@pop5678eye]

To be fair, Conan is rude even by American standards.

[@dopekittychan1470]

Rude. Cheap. Face.

[@itadapeeza8559]

@@pop5678eye so was that lady

[@Commando303X]

I love how she just says, out of nowhere, "Exercise."

[@shaggadally]

lmaooo you need exercise 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charliemisch7325]

Hahahaha

[@charliez077]

Pure comedy gold. Even better how even the assistant who until that point mostly tries to save Conan (sometimes destroying him even more in the process) now 100% agrees with Miss Hirayama. First "very fluffy", then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear stomach" and after that final "Ah. Hai!" Conan is ANNIHILATED 😂😂😂

[@extraswaggeroni]

it wasn't out of nowhere, what she does actually is she raises her arm to stop her assistant from being socially pressured to hug Conan but plays it off as if she is criticizing him for being fat (which is socially acceptable in Asian culture). so it's not random it's actually rather calculated

[@Commando303X]

@@extraswaggeroni, tell me more.

[@dfghdfghuytiu8207]

That woman is comedy gold.

[@benedetrick]

They are both amazing!

[@sadaesthetics5674]

999

[@escobarines]

She is!

[@pusparamuna4142]

japans

[@renemarin8933]

These ladies are so gracious. They are playing along with Conan even though it is outside their comfort zone.

[@テイラーサム]

Love how when Conan says "I can see your hands" at 5:30 Ueda-san cheekily throws her hand out from behind the screen. These gals were great sports.

[@retroriley17]

I love how at 7:04 when the teacher says she likes Conan's long legs, the assistant claps

[@Digmer]

And it was a blink and you miss it!!!!

[@jcrc1]

I never caught that! I’ve watched this clip like 20 times, too

[@TanayaAmar]

oh i didn't notice that!

[@HendrixRam0s]

reminds me of the SpongeBob episode where he sticks his hand out the curtain 🤣

[@JulioAbel90]

They were so politely destroying Conan :)) Love it !

[@austin3789]

Not that polite. Lol

[@chochooshoe]

@@austin3789 really not....hahah

[@wolverineiscool7161]

they thought they were polite though and that's what counts

[@X0XO_O]

ARIGATOU !!!!!!

[@ohfuck6958]

@Mike Fernandez they all sex afterwards?

[@Vic-ii5nb]

The assistant is sooo nice. I love her

[@chrisofstars]

Yeah she's adorable apologizing constantly yet really doing nothing to improve the situation for him lol

[@charliez077]

@@chrisofstars ahahaha exactly :DD in a way she's doing even more damage by burning him everytime she tries to save him "like a sheep", "very fluffy" and then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear..." and Miss Hirayama just proceeds to laugh with no filter or mercy :DDD

[@nicoledenel]

I loved her clapping when the Teacher said she likes Conan legs

[@First-Middle-Last-f7w]

She was very cute and sweet...

[@wasilaify]

Apologizing for what Hirayama said about his face 😂

[@MicahBuzanANIMATION]

I want to see these 3 interact again. These ladies were such good sports with Conan and very, very funny.

[@elizabethwest5949]

When the lady said, " this is the first time I've seen a human being make those sounds", but she paused just after human being. I thought she was saying this was the first time she's seen a human being, because the teacher has kept her hidden in the corner for so long.

[@prosperbounoungou7084]

Hahahahah, your imagination is very hight

[@mysterym444]

...Chained to the stove.

[@ol2312]

I'm cackling 😂

[@_ememe8075]

I also thought the same 🤣🤣, the way she says, makes it more real though

[@mchowdhury3184]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Even better than what she actually said

[@LuckyFish3000]

“You’re not my type.” “Face.” 😭😩😭😭😭😩😩😩

[@aarontapat4106]

SoMo Moo I felt that

[@쥬지스님-d5k]

SoMo Moo she is so rude

[@jonoanym7349]

@@쥬지스님-d5k Thats scripted... haha

[@prankgirl9112]

@@jonoanym7349 No it's not.

[@prankgirl9112]

@@soullessangel207 I've worked in television here in LA for well over a decade. There is a far difference between editing and something being scripted. And there is no way they edited out any rude comment, especially an abnormally rude comment because this is a comedic bit and that is the funniest part.

[@chimcham6762]

She roasted him for about 7 minutes straight! And in the most polite way possible! 😂 a true savage.

[@atgwiuz]

@@user-hk7xm5pu1c lmao there was nothing that wasn't polite or rude about her .

[@rayakroc]

I don't get it. How can it be roasting and savagery if it is intended to be honest yet polite?

[@TonyHill2335]

@anderson nope the boyfriend thing is much better

[@michaelnguyend.624]

If it was in Japanese she would say, your face is not very handsome. They don't use negative words too much. But since she is using English. And sometimes, short way to say something is better so I guess that's why she said it bluntly as ugly.

[@chimcham6762]

anderson Yeah but when you tell western dudes the truth, they turn around and become rude and aggressive real quick. I’d rather go with “I have a boyfriend” lie than tell them the truth and get in an argument cause instead of taking it like a man, he decides to insult me 🙄😒

[@Vrog311]

Anyone here in 2021 just watching random Conan clips because he's retiring from late night, and you grew up with him on tv, and you're sad, and this sucks?

[@jared9217]

Yup. Late night tv won’t be the same

[@pj101]

I watch conan on KZbin every night

[@williamholder-soto8350]

I love to break it to you that Conan is going to create a new talkshow on HBO max in the near future.

[@thor_9642]

@@williamholder-soto8350 really?

[@TheMaster375]

@@thor_9642 yes, but it wont be the usual "talk show" format that we're used to anymore - at least from what I've heard. Conan and HBO are still in the talks about what the format will be

[@gmillerg]

Can you just make a whole series of Conan with etiquette teachers? I would watch that show forever.

[@GeologicFM]

Right?! The one with him in the Southern charm school is also funny

[@ASBinMTY]

She might have been a language teacher, but he freaked out a South Korean instructor to a hilarious degree.

[@AAmoroso]

second this.

[@bitbyte8177]

Conan was fat shamed, face shamed, etc 😂

[@belalabusultan5911]

face-shamed ? now that's a new one lol

[@optimusprime1598]

He was existence shamed...

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

@@belalabusultan5911 Something new for the fat shaming community lol

[@redgefleming1535]

poorshamed

[@mokshtatanwar5083]

Sheep shamed

[@em5522]

"This is my first time to see a human being make those kinds of sounds" *"LIKE A SHEEP"*

[@Alexiosization]

lol what a japanese thing to say

[@vitocoleone9349]

I’m deceased when she said the last phrase 😂

[@JennyBetch19]

I was dying. My whole family was like what are you laughing so hard at! They died too! 😂😂

[@PranjalGupta1]

@@JennyBetch19 condolences

[@jars7774]

They must have some mutant sheep over there...

[@shahxad6533]

The woman is straight forward & honest The girl is straight forward & polite 😂

[@tomwallen7271]

Conan + Asian Country = Comedy Gold.

[@shortaybrown]

Tom Wallen -Conan should visit Vietnam Thailand and Singapore

[@JarrodBaniqued]

edgar pierre And the Philippines

[@eidorian101]

Why not Comedy Silver?

[@ahyaahya2447]

@@shortaybrown how about Indonesia?

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

conan only

[@kuniosolis]

Mrs Hirayama is funny lady! She clearly understabds the culture she is dealing with and play along rather well i might say.

[@霧裡探花水中望月]

Agreed. She gave herself away at 3:16 when she was saying sorry and leaning in to pat Conan on the arm.

[@deivisony]

@@霧裡探花水中望月 Now that's a hard name to read. I could only get Shin (God?) Hana(flower) Mizu(water) chu or naka (middle or china) tsuki(moon)

[@Jeicto24]

@@deivisony her channel's name it's part of a Chinese poem, it say "looking at the moon in the mist".

[@deivisony]

@@Jeicto24 I supposed so. The first ideogram was very complex, maybe someday I get so good at Japanese that I can grasp some Chinese "kanji" meaning too (piyin I think)

[@deivisony]

@@Jeicto24 I love Macadamias Nut btw!

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

That etiquette teacher was savage AF!!! 😂😂😂

[@johny5400]

i loved how she said, "face" :D

[@javasearcy890]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, hell yeah she was.

[@Jowoart6960]

100% agree hahahahaha

[@shravanvirajcunchala1007]

Hell yes

[@ashole8105]

Its scripted!

[@BandMagicalMystery]

Conan can literally make everyone in the world laugh. like it doesn't matter where he is, he can make others laugh, that is just amazing, not many people can do that.

[@haendel8a]

WHO is the comedian here?! She was brilliantly witty and so quick

[@louiszeham7007]

Conan: Watch? Her: YES

[@Crave4More]

@AsSeenOnTV I thought she's an actress

[@novelle3142]

Crave 4 More oof

[@ericsondeleon6508]

@@Crave4More Actor is actually a gender neutral noun, so an actor can refer to a man or a woman who acts.

[@funkyoa]

@@ericsondeleon6508 why does actress exist then

[@shlokgaur4030]

These 2 ladies are at a higher level in the comedic world than kimmel and Fallon..

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

Not one negitive comment... congratulations sir, keep on keeping on!

[@mariyastoyanova31]

don’t even compare jimmy to fallon.

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

@@mariyastoyanova31 they both are trash...why not? Lol

[@mariyastoyanova31]

@@ctwishkeyprn2039 stop being a little bitch baby about hosts that are just trying to have fun and live their life??

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

@@mariyastoyanova31 lol says the guy eating Cheetos off his chest in the basement 😎👌lol, wipe yah chin, got a lil smudge on that bleached beard 😂

[@Profile__1]

Yo, that assistant lady just roasted all of America by agreeing with Conan, about how he's considered lean in the USA.

[@dchen2140]

I went to an onsen (spa) in Japan and let me tell you... people in Japan are extremely skinny. Conan would actually be considered tubby.

[@Profile__1]

@@dchen2140 Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone else in the world considers Americans fat. And with statistics, I don't think they're wrong either.

[@Six_To_One]

@@Profile__1 With Fast Food getting more popular and spreading to other countries . I am sure the Rest of the World will fall into America level of FAT

[@Profile__1]

@@Six_To_One ooh boy, I sure hope not.

[@420f37]

Depends, in socal fitness and top notch looks are a trend, just look at ig. Vanity is as rampant as obesity these days

[@bad_writer]

"In America I'm lean!" The woman just nods silently That part killed me

[@heyreeen]

By that they roasted the whole nation 🤣

[@levoyageur9981]

I don't think she understood what it meant and she just said yes to not make him repeat. Though my english is OK (I think), I also didn't know the meaning of "lean" and would've reacted the same way.

[@MasterYoda389]

@@levoyageur9981 sounds about right. They would know the word "skinny" but not "lean".

[@StallionFernando]

@@levoyageur9981 she probably would have reacted the same way if she knew what he meant lol

[@Jinglingzi]

Her English is better than you thought. She knows the word lean, big chance.

[@CeluiEtSeul]

Conan in Japan: Not Attractive. Conan Giving Rolex In Japan: We love you Conan-san.

[@rainehanc240]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@КоваленкоСаша-д7р]

Украинка?

[@Digmer]

wealthy beats ugly in every culture.

[@Swedishchef99]

That's every woman

[@thecall2312]

HAHAHAHHAHAA

[@koi404]

Conan arrives to Japan: Immediately gets Rosted

[@zephyr1327]

Yeah he got rosted hard

[@timtams_6]

Dont you just love to rost meat?

[@tullamorejameson480]

She likes roster better than shep

[@erickgonzalez3166]

@@zephyr1327 Don't you just hate being rosted...argggg...lol I kid I kid.

[@KenKilgore777]

Roasterbaiting

[@olebobic2786]

That other lady is me everytime guests come to our house

[@itsmeanik7959]

So true.

[@carjaroo]

Mood

[@WealthyHomeless]

Yeah i get that

[@dahasolomon7314]

"just call and I'll be there" 😂

[@madhatt3r93]

You hide in the corner?

[@DeLorean4]

One of the things I miss about living in Asia is the brutal honesty of people when it comes to appearance. It always made me laugh.

[@FH-er7us]

Opinions are not facts so no we should not judge others appearances:p

[@cavoff]

@@FH-er7us appearances are facts. stop being so woke

[@AntiMullahs]

​@@FH-er7usso of i dress like a lesbian penguin and go to work it doesnt say im a BrainD right?

[@jamesbrendan5170]

@@cavoff ....what???????? what's this about appearances being facts, and people saying otherwise are "woke"???? why are we even bringing in political messages to something that is not even political at all?????

[@Ubermenschgaming_]

​@@jamesbrendan5170Because people need to stop virtue signalling. Face the damn facts and be real. This is what people nowadays call "bluepilled" quit it.

[@Walperion_Music]

My god that politeness woman is the most impolite woman I've seen! I just love her for that!

[@Miumiu0404]

Yokky it’s amazing how she can politely roast Conan 😂

[@george22234]

Lol, it's impolite* though.

[@Kayametra]

That's how they are in Japan. Some Japanese people (especially elders) will just straight up call you fat lol

[@MelvinIsMerlin]

You can only handle Conan for so long before it breaks you as a person

[@anniehoney03]

i wouldn’t say “impolite” she just has humor

[@juliocadenas5149]

"This my first time hearing a human being make that noise." LOL How savage of her!! So glad Conan never takes anything personal!

[@sofiyyulhadi8888]

It's scripted

[@charliez077]

@@sofiyyulhadi8888 it's actually not scripted at all

[@juliocadenas5149]

The words might be scripted but these ladies killed it.

[@charliez077]

@@RobustNut it's simply not scripted, at all. Conan briefly mentions it in a related Q&A vid, he was legit shocked at how mercilessly this lady roasted him xD obviously he sometimes has certain things prepared but much of Conan is based on improv.

[@retroriley17]

@@sofiyyulhadi8888 we are only seeing minutes of hours of footage, it's all natural and really happening. We just see the best moments they have pieced together, which is why it feels scripted because the end product is so good

[@SharapovaFan]

She's low-key funny af.

[@linkeffect82]

I loved her, she contrasted well with Conan's louder personality. She is quite sharp and with a good sense of humor, I loved her reaction to his offer of his watch.

[@Regal2800]

Ya, she did a great job.

[@cfvgd]

Japanese women. Smart and funny. =)

[@oomahuntressprotectress848]

what ist Thema definitional translational ob (!)

[@oomahuntressprotectress848]

@@Regal2800 caws WE habing fiffucuölty uus Ucraf m®t!Give those lazy players a Spiel! • Ucraft!

[@Chiggianya]

7:07 who knew such a simple arm motion would become one of the greatest physical comedy moments in the entire show

[@leandrobatt8122]

These 2 ladies were somehow funnier than most american comedians

[@henrikanchelia64]

10000% better than Fallon, no doubt about that.

[@ice-tgaming4609]

Lol be specific pyou cant just call out all comedians in america just beacuse they didnt make you laugh

[@pengensehat6934]

Or most of conan's guests...

[@Aeneiden]

Correction, funnier than any female comedian

[@Tightentron]

especially female comedians.

[@bdzpop]

“Teddy bear like stomach” I CHOKED

[@sadiaadil6423]

'Very fluffy'🤣

[@kalevala29]

They've obviously never seen what we call bears over here

[@zinnia5659]

@@kalevala29 it's because in Japan people are mostly thin

[@whynot7549]

Conan: purrs seductively Her: like a sheep. Lmao bullseye😂

[@Enzo_q]

I completely lost it there😭😭😭😭 lmfaoooo

[@pengensehat6934]

he did sound like a sheep...in my country we also never hear a person purr in a seductive way 😂😂😂 he will also get the same reaction when he purr like that in my country 😂😂😂

[@kalyanbv1000]

😂😂

[@seanhurley9216]

@@pengensehat6934 what country are you from?

[@Shnozzler]

It’s not seductive purr, it’s Perry the platypus purr

[@CrocodilePictures99]

He is brilliant! Great sense of humor, he is respectful but also speaks out what he thinks. I like how indirect he showed he understood the Japanese manners and turned them just to the opposite way for entertainment reasons. This is really highest level of intellectual entertainment.

[@spunz83ify]

Tht lady's roast is like a ninja quiet yet deadly.

[@Navitus]

Your comment was very American, stupid and full of ignorance.

[@pajamasfluenza1507]

Navitus your reply was describing you as an easily triggered 10 year old

[@Navitus]

Why? I'm only speaking truth. The truth hurts for you doesn't it? You sound like an Israeli who believes Palestinians are all bad and all Israelis are good huh? Including murderers. Shame, you can't be anymore wong. See what I did there? Of course you don't. I just like to trigger all wong people like you.

[@jjmmm515]

@@Navitus dude there was nothing wrong with the comment, you're reading too much into it

[@Vi3tnameseGang]

Bro you're triggered hard af. Israeli Palestine???? Lmao!

[@doggo_87__60]

That was the most passive-agressive thing I've ever seen

[@kurrukk878]

It was in no way passive

[@jerrylinsy924]

And alot way agressive

[@nicolesong6199]

Doggo_87 __ i don’t think she was being polite at all lmao it’s guuuuud

[@kanervatie]

You should see me making love to my wife.

[@qreilly1978]

How is this upvoted? They were literally the opposite of passive aggressive. They were more direct and honest than any person I’ve ever met in the U.S.

[@PyrozPlayground]

"Did you hear everything she said about my face?" "YESS.. I'm sorry." X'D

[@medicfriends8163]

rofl

[@darkangel8922]

These two ladies should be brought at Conan shows regularly. They both are very funny, one in a rude way the other in a polite way.

[@shizu-chan1646]

He got called ugly, rude, and fat all in the matter of nearly 9 minutes😭😭😭

[@riderpikachu7403]

Sheep

[@shizu-chan1646]

@@riderpikachu7403 Huh?

[@Gordon_Aiden]

@@shizu-chan1646 Conan also got called a sheep

[@Digmer]

and he laughed so hard he could not breath at one point xD

[@craigcode7103]

And got his watch stolen!

[@DmitriyNosov]

These japanese ladies are like Good cop - bad cop xD

[@hondahousey1127]

The etiquette lady played both LOL

[@Decetop]

We need the sitcom of the etiquette teacher and her assistant.

[@BetaBuxDelux]

I’d watch that.

[@chrisofstars]

I'm sure there's like 528583918372184701948 animes about that

[@jimbojones8208]

No canned laughter? I'm in.

[@boba3475]

Well i also have watched another different videos about teacher and her assistant on different sites

[@lutchdomanengroomupadiachy7281]

yes please

[@kisubags437]

This is still one of my fav remotes. The women are genuine but understand what’s happening. I’ve seen others where the people don’t play along or don’t know how to interact. These ladies were spot on

[@mystaminacantakethis]

Those ladies have an amazing sense of humor 😂😂

[@AA-db9cb]

It's not. Japanese are just brutally honest.

[@wolverineiscool7161]

I don't even think they are joking, They just mean it

[@percevaldegalles4123]

wtf you talking about you dont knownothing about Japan, in Japan you never say what you think to not offend people, they are just joking here.... why you talking if you dony know

[@JohnSmith-cv5pj]

I would be interesting to konw how much of it was scripted.

[@andthereisntone3454]

@@JohnSmith-cv5pj Way too funny to be scripted.

[@pokaay3163]

Japanese etiquette is all about politely shoving people away from you

[@gilateshe4040]

Pokey Oat must be an art form . Gotta learn

[@elizabetholiviaclark]

They might like me. I've got social distancing honed to an Olympic form, I don't chew gum, and I don't mind constructive criticism.

[@belalabusultan5911]

@@elizabetholiviaclark at the first day covid reached my city, I built my own make-shift hazmat suite, home-made alcohol-based sanitizer (Cologne - Salt - vinegar - rose water), and I made an instructions manual for the flat-complex I live in for safety measures that would work against anthrax biological warfare .... your'e Olympic level, but I exceeded mount Olympus and became Everest level.

[@pop5678eye]

American etiquette is very similar... except replace 'polite' with 'rude and angry' and replace 'shoving people' with 'reaching for their gun if they don't like you.'

[@elizabetholiviaclark]

@@belalabusultan5911 I concede defeat. Truly, you are the better Covid survivor. lol

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

"Too close" "You pushed me" "I don't like your face" "I don't like your eyes" *Sums up Conan's love life*

[@theradioman555]

*Sums up almost everyone's love life.

[@lukeliu7042]

Rude

[@rogve5868]

Savage 😂

[@siddasloth3292]

Alternate title: Conan get's roasted for 8 mins straight by two Japanese women.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. Conan will make you laugh

[@emperorbartu2414]

No

[@zackaria6352]

Hell yeah

[@Red4350]

yeah and they two women were really funny too

[@_Maxten]

@@fluffy_kitten yes bc i think he actually is one if I’m not mistaken

[@Nina-kb4mj]

I’m from Croatia and this was awesome to watch😂🇭🇷

[@TurboAftershave]

This may not be the most ideal place to learn Japanese etiquette, but Conan stumbled across the right place for comedy.

[@mcq2879]

She actually taught him a lot about Japanese etiquette, they don't have a filter, they're just blunt

[@mamaharumi]

That's just not true, lol. ​@@mcq2879

[@ernestogastelum9123]

he has said they where there for hours. she probably did teach him a lot of Japanese etiquetter, but didnt show because there was no funny interactions

[@hansonhansoff4662]

Conan “Oh uh you were just hiding in the corner?” “Yes” 🙂

[@metalmayhem3622]

"Did you hear what she said about my face??" "Yeeeeeeessssss :("

[@N-e0N]

@Cis Admiral Indeed, very high Joo Dee vibes

[@ericfricke4512]

The irony of an expert in etiquette and politeness just roasting Conan's face 😂

[@coltonrobinson458]

Who else has been anxiously waiting on Conan in Japan and got super excited when they saw these clips starting to get uploaded.

[@LTuyetN]

Same!!!!

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

@ 667 likes now. I ruined it. You're welcome.

[@tpadgeezy230]

@Will Pack Seriously, I haven't laughed like this in so long. So grateful for Conan.

[@ClaudioMichel]

I love how he can make everybody laugh, no matter what language, no mater what culture, no matter what age.... He is a genius.

[@pinkpanda340]

Conan:Why am I not your type? Hirayama: *face*

[@walwal6449]

@「0'イチゴ」 copy and paste maybe

[@thenurseinblack1810]

@ً Sometimes phones come with faces also. (≧▽≦)( ꈍᴗꈍ)(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[@RabbitConfirmed]

At least she is honest. Most girls are like "I have a boifriend"

[@inventgineer]

Conan proving once again:that love and humor cross all cultural boundaries -who doesn't love a good laugh? 😊

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

Me. I hate it. Never had a laugh I didn't regret

[@gavinlightfoot5521]

​@@YersiniaPestisNPOcringe

[@lanchesternaanyane]

These two Japanese women need their own show.😂

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Or need to be added in to Conan's next show next to Andy

[@willvr4]

The only funny part about it is the fact that so much is lost in translation. They aren't naturally funny.

[@1.21gigawatts2]

@@willvr4 There's tons of comics who take advantage of the whole lost in translation thing. In fact I think that's what makes comedy so amusing. I can't relate to the struggles of Bobby Lee or Eddy Murphy but I can sure as hell laugh at it.

[@michk5149]

Not really

[@soobinism]

​​​@@willvr4 Nah they absolutely are naturally funny, you can tell. Ms Hirayama especially, she matched Conan's energy. You don't need perfect fluency to joke with people. That part with Conan's legs was silent but hilarious.

[@pietrorequena6571]

She thought you needed a little colour Conan, so she proceeded to gradually roast

[@smaakjeks]

Haha!

[@gemmaniye9035]

Pietro wins the comment section!

[@thebropoppy1293]

I was your 800th like, be grateful.

[@evice]

Your first name makes your comments even better.

[@pietrorequena6571]

Hahaha jeez just saw the likes. Thaanks! ;)

[@eydrey]

They destroyed him 💀 💀 💀

[@ikno3833]

Wut do you mean by that?

[@comment.highlighted]

Yes they did 😂

[@arddison3894]

@Lord Of Onions ikr. I hate overuse of emojis. "Hello how are you 🔫🔫💰🔪"

[@beansontoast4391]

It went exactly the way he wanted it to, its Conan

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

She's saying they made a lot of fun of him. They destroyed him...think people...

[@kimilsung2608]

I like how brutally honest she is

[@mjesticbeats7097]

That asistan looks like shes super young and super old at the same time

[@SavvyMuhon]

r/13or30

[@baran3284]

r/ihavereddit

[@SavvyMuhon]

ThatVietnamVet I’m not ashamed.

[@freyaaletta2688]

She looks like Edna Mode

[@magnetospin]

@@SavvyMuhon More like 16or60.

[@amirnaceur]

"In America, I'm lean" LOL

[@preciousthing101]

amirnaceur he aint lyinh though

[@storres9198]

She was like 'hai' meaning 'ya in AMERICA'

[@DJVARAO]

Yup, different standards 🤣

He's also rich which is what they were really thinking

[@lesarz0001]

Yeeeaaaaahhhhh, right.

[@NateandNoahTryLife]

Not sure if this went better or worse for Conan than Korea’s etiquette lesson...

[@lepetitchat123]

I enjoyed the Korean one more.

[@ShindlerReal]

I bet this woman saw the Korean video

[@Jump-2-the-moon]

This one is fantastic. Now you made me have to go back and watch the Korean etiquette lesson video for the 10th time.

[@NateandNoahTryLife]

Jump glad I’m not the only one who spends my days endlessly rewatching the remotes

[@koreanjudles]

This is so much better than the korean one lmao.

[@FutureAbe]

This has to be one of the funniest Conan segments ever

[@Lauren-yg3vd]

aww i loved the assistant. she was so sweet and seemed realllly afraid of that little old lady

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

The term is "sex slave"

[@gargola1887]

They're are both actors

[@trueblack6760]

Oh guys, Just for your information this lady is not an actress..... but president of Japanese culture school named Japanese Lunch Co., Ltd. And this is quite fun program... I love it.

[@tojoinbobdylan]

I looked It Up, completely trueee

[@megyskermike]

That's awesome, they got on so well comedically and editing was perfect.

[@saysay825]

OMG When he asked for a hug at 7:40, she whispered the words "怖い” (kowai) Which means "Im scared" or "This is terrifying". lmaoooo I'm dead.

[@robertoalejandrocorreasoto1713]

I heard she said gomen ne, because she was going to touch him, but the older women was hugging him too.

[@colincampbell3199]

Amazing you heard that.

[@freespeechisdead1565]

I thought she said "sorry".

[@BarbarossaSC2]

Nope. Lots of people unaware of the language here. She said "gomen ne", a casual way to say "sorry" or "excuse me". A sensible thing to say before touching someone's stomach.

[@freespeechisdead1565]

ME: freespeechisdead isdead17 hours ago I thought she said "sorry". YOU: Theodore M. K.4 minutes ago Nope. Lots of people unaware of the language here. She said "gomen ne", a casual way to say "sorry" or "excuse me". A sensible thing to say before touching someone's stomach. Yeah I'd say there ARE a lot of people unaware of the language here.

[@serdikobane1598]

I swear I‘ve never seen something funnier on YT, than these two utterly brilliant women…:)

[@ArcadeArea]

"you need exercise" The instructor is so savage on so many many level lol

[@alvallac2171]

*levels

[@greenquoxthepurple6231]

@@alvallac2171 **levels

[@noeljokait]

This is probably one of the funniest piece Conan has ever done and that etiquette teacher is savage! LOL

[@heyheytaytay]

yeah nah the aussie one is best.

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

@@heyheytaytay Nah yeah

[@GeneralCane]

"In America I'm lean." "Hai." 😂😂😂

[@lexheart5877]

Haha she understands why haha

[@dchen2140]

No joke though, I've been to an onsen and everyone is super skinny. My friend who's 6'1 140 lbs fit in perfectly.

[@carlosRodriguez-vz3ho]

Amazing chemistry between this 3 🙂🫡🔥. Genius

[@WildEvolutions]

"Conana without borders" is really just "Conan gets bullied"

[@singasong785]

This is like seeing your parents turn a joke into a useless life lesson

[@justilyou]

I’m Japanese but I like how Ms. Hirayama acts so weird 😂

[@gi0gin]

They are doing on purpose. I think🤔

[@HokiHumby]

she gets conan's humor quite well it looks like

[@sarikaFauzi]

@@gi0gin I doubt it. She is being a teacher that's all.

[@apples8872]

@@sarikaFauzi Conan has a lot of fans in Japan. If they watched his show they would know his humor and could easily play along.

[@TJhandford524]

hi! I'm trying to learn Japanese Kanji right now. Does your name mean "Person with four kingdoms"? I am just seeing if I am making any progress! arigato gozaimasu.

[@polythenepam7821]

"Girls like your teddy bear-like stomach." 😅

[@TheVoidofNothing11]

He use to have abs.

[@GuardiansCreed]

then they are gonna LOVE ME

[@jamestoalan3274]

When someone is just funny,and its natural,no cursing,no offending...just plain FUNNY.Team COCO.

[@ufowolf3448]

Damn that lady roasted Conan so bad. Aww poor conan. 😂

[@Bendesho]

He was asking for it though XD

[@Boshek2019]

"You're not my type, sorry" Out of nowhere LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@davec3651]

Her eyes upon saying that were brutal and merciless.

[@gusalthorp6138]

Lmaooo

[@gusalthorp6138]

+Dave C 😂😂😂

[@The5thelemnt]

How she warmed up to him when he put his legs up on the chair in front of her. Those ladies were too funny

[@AyubuKK]

5thElemnt Ikr

[@nytim666]

yeah conan himself looked surprised about it

[@wasilaify]

Yet they continued on to roast him "very fluffy"

[@Walperion_Music]

After all the years of fanboying and re-watching the Conan anthology from all the years, I have to say this is my abs favorite Conan segment ever.

[@STEVEN-jw8pq]

His visit to koreatown spa is right up there.

[@rzhk158]

can you tell where you watched them i started getting into conan but can’t find a place to watch them at :/