*People panic buying toilet paper* jordan schlansky: who’s laughing now
@ةرويميبمبممبم4 жыл бұрын
Lmao.. um do u have a fb?
@Kay-hz2be4 жыл бұрын
ةرويمي بمبممبم nope
@LandoLeon4 жыл бұрын
Simp ةرويمي بمبممبم
@zerguimohamed99834 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@sefaandmaniatadegei93454 жыл бұрын
Hes going to survive because he prepares his body in various ways
@taikimori31866 жыл бұрын
0:36-1:01 the most beautiful speech I have ever heard in my life
@lepetitchat1236 жыл бұрын
I love Japanese toilets. I can't agree more with Jordan. He should also mention the toilet seats can be set to warm in winter!
@taikimori31866 жыл бұрын
@@lepetitchat123 and some of them are actually adjustable, not just the average point
@Zaftique6 жыл бұрын
@@lepetitchat123 oh man, I know someone with an amazing toilet like this, my butt feels like a queen afterwards. I want one SO BAD.
@itantanmo6 жыл бұрын
Westerners are falling behind in the toilet department. And bidet should be a standard
@GabrielGarciaRamos6 жыл бұрын
Some people here in Brazil use little bidet gun sprayers attached to the wall.
@SyedAli-si3gn4 жыл бұрын
Americans be laughing but Jordan was spitting facts.
@Conrad754 жыл бұрын
Syed Ali many places outside of the US also widely use toilet paper. Some countries even throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it
@SyedAli-si3gn4 жыл бұрын
Conrad you’re not making the compelling case you think you are
@Conrad754 жыл бұрын
@@SyedAli-si3gn I'm not saying that toilet paper should be the norm or anything close to that lol. I"m fully aware bidets are superior but I'm just pointing out it's not only an American related issue
@mytravls4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he has been fascinated since karate kid 2 😂😂
@kevinwilloughby28074 жыл бұрын
He was! I've lived in Tokyo for 7 years now and every time I go back to the States it feels so barbaric to simply use paper.
@Figureight6 жыл бұрын
I'm with Jordan. Japanese toilets are amazing and should be commonplace throughout the world. They also forget to mention the fact the seats are heated too.
@Zoza156 жыл бұрын
But these toilets are expensive!.. Especially for the average.
@Zoza155 жыл бұрын
@crazY storM Why? XD
@abgeth4 жыл бұрын
@@Zoza15 because it's cleaner? Cleaning your ass with just toilet paper is barbaric!
@ValcoireIGR4 жыл бұрын
not all people in the world has common sense and etiquette in using the toilet properly
@jkjkjk1004 жыл бұрын
A lot places in korea, taiwan and even china upper class have electric bidet. South east asia have regular bidet and middle east have hand bidet. The west is left behind
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi6 жыл бұрын
The United States is really *behind* on this issue.
@bigbluefrog6 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.. 😂
@TheRealEdwardPreble6 жыл бұрын
Hahah funny also Why do i see you everywhere buddyyy your like everywhereeeee
@kelvin548886 жыл бұрын
behind on this TISSUE
@dandane52275 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there
@o.mvasquez33195 жыл бұрын
@@kelvin54888 underrated comment
@Ai-Ai-O4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that if you Google "what is the job of an associate producer" it brings up a picture of Jordan. XD
@markcollinsage454 жыл бұрын
Omg you're right 😂
@dildobaggins27594 жыл бұрын
job description also says: Various tasks... omg O:
@FairNuff4 жыл бұрын
lol it really does
@Pokarface74 жыл бұрын
LMAO, it's the first result!
@thunderfieldcastle4 жыл бұрын
That’s not all-Google “what does an associate producer do” and you get a _different_ picture of Jordan!
@1rickopotamus6 жыл бұрын
conan and jordan abroad is better than anything ever shown
@susanab76 жыл бұрын
I would just watch a show of them travelling the world
@avrage_joe6 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay and his friends on a road trip is the best. Search it on YT. These 2 are a close second tho
@ishythegamer_6 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats an idiot abroad.
@jbscotchman6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, it could be it's own show.
@cjpockets6 жыл бұрын
Watch when they go to Italy
@weathersytv35724 жыл бұрын
Jordan actually makes a lot of good points and lowkey radicalized me on an issue I didn't know I cared about.
@EmpyreanLightASMR4 жыл бұрын
I don't have anything fancy like this in the video, but I traveled to Europe and they have those shower heads with a separate shower head on a handle. You can take that second shower head and literally clean every crevice like you've never cleaned before. I bought one from Amazon and installed it in my apt the moment i got back.
@weathersytv35724 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR I'm 25 years old and have never been outside the states. I've always wanted to travel somewhere outside the US just to gain an overall different perspective on how I've been living my life. Personal hygiene was never something I expected would become a part of that perspective. I've always considered myself a generally clean person, but I guess by only American standards. :D
@catsfirst3 жыл бұрын
@SolidVault yes they are called bidets and they are everywhere in bathrooms in the middle east, mostly because Middle East is dominated by Islam and we believe that hygiene is very very important and that it is forbidden to not be cleansed well
@al3ndlib3 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR it’s called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the us I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert.
@Lord_ofcinder3 жыл бұрын
@@al3ndlib Not only arab countries its all over asia as well. We call it jetspray or a hand bidet. Only USA and UK dont use that I think, Ive seen it in new zeland as well.
@kewlgurlrockz5 жыл бұрын
5:13. An Irish, a wannabe Italian and a Japanese walks into a bar...
@lindholmaren5 жыл бұрын
Is the joke that the Irish would ever be outside a bar as he would not be able to enter one otherwise?
@jeremysmith96945 жыл бұрын
You mean walks into a bowl?
@waylonjones28135 жыл бұрын
*toilet
@philsteakerson17975 жыл бұрын
2 Americans and a Japanese...
@andrewwebber16324 жыл бұрын
An Irish, a Jew, and a Japanese walk into a bar
@nunchaks7006 жыл бұрын
Jordan is exactly right, it's alot cleaner to wash with water than just toilet paper.
@apathy5265 жыл бұрын
Muslims and Jews have been doing this since 1400+ years
@prophetdrogonaria46785 жыл бұрын
Take a shower
@jjmai695 жыл бұрын
@@apathy526 They're not the cleanliest of people so not helping your point.
@molomomo37435 жыл бұрын
@@pishionelar also we don't drink alcoholic crap and most importantly we know who our father is.
@molomomo37435 жыл бұрын
@@donjohn2239 what???
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd6 жыл бұрын
I love when Jordan breaks.
@maazkhaled75336 жыл бұрын
Pandas are cool there were plenty of such moments in the 20-minute version of this episode. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGaWpKOGgN5pi8k
@purpleyoda70196 жыл бұрын
This was the hardest i laughed in a Long Time!
@soesu2796 жыл бұрын
yes cause it’s hard lol
@LelaosXVI6 жыл бұрын
I don’t. :(
@salaheddinemalek10326 жыл бұрын
Isuru Nanayakkara It’s just a goddamn character
@aswinrajendran93684 жыл бұрын
"Power surge in osaka" Joke made me laugh so hard and it even broke Jordan's character. Now that's the quality of conan' improvised jokes. No other late night hosts can break jordan .
@persimmcn6 жыл бұрын
the videos just keep coming and coming i’m being fed so well
@spookygurl16196 жыл бұрын
Big facts omg
@Sunny.3526 жыл бұрын
Liz same! Lol
@nopejoeandangie6 жыл бұрын
looks like you had a big dinner, Liz easy there
@SGprooo6 жыл бұрын
Liz I keep coming and coming for more videos.
@stevethea52506 жыл бұрын
4L52 broken character 😂@@nopejoeandangie
@MrSwallows5 жыл бұрын
Jordan was so right about this issue. Can you imagine how much trees we can save just for not using toilet paper!?
@dototftvortic77085 жыл бұрын
But instead Japanese are using disposable chopsticks daily
@ytacczed5 жыл бұрын
Love ur twin tower picture
@yoursonisold87435 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Swiss You can't plant nearly enough trees to make up for our insane cosumption of paper products. They need way too much time to grow.
@Paskalion5 жыл бұрын
@@dototftvortic7708 because chopsticks are made from bamboos, which is technically wasn't trees, but grass.
@kev89435 жыл бұрын
@@dototftvortic7708 chopsticks are made out of bamboo and those things grow in a matter of days
@douggieharrison69132 жыл бұрын
4:50 it's such a treat to see Jordan do his absolute best to not break character and smile or laugh, he's trying so hard
@forteOG6 жыл бұрын
4:53 always nice to see jordan try not to break character
@johnnyaxon_6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGaWpKOGgN5pi8k
@manictiger6 жыл бұрын
This is Jordan v1.24. Laugh.exe and chuckle.dll were added to the program.
@rsand20096 жыл бұрын
i kept clicking on the time over and over and eventually cried xD
@meowbium17856 жыл бұрын
He even glanced at Conan then at the camera.
@lolbrunopt6 жыл бұрын
What did Conan even say? I didn't understand
@ninjanerdstudent69376 жыл бұрын
Jordan is correct. It should be a right and not a privilege of luxury.
@sunbear33245 жыл бұрын
Yeah it should be provided by the government to every citizent.
@blakes58275 жыл бұрын
I just use antibacterial wet wipes.
@coreyperdue375 жыл бұрын
@@blakes5827 you cant flush those so do you just have poopy wipes in your trash?
@blakes58275 жыл бұрын
@@coreyperdue37 I flush every one of them. I have done it for about a decade now. Works great!
@coreyperdue375 жыл бұрын
@@blakes5827 you're ruining your septic system. Highly doubt that's true unless you have a beast of a system in your building
@kennydizon863 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video just to watch them both break character and laugh 😂 “In Osaka a man was..blasted off the bowl” 🤣
@crockett8882 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha “he was shot into the air” 😂😂😂
@kennydizon862 жыл бұрын
@@crockett888 gets me everytime dude! 🤣 😂
@MandeepSingh-of5hj Жыл бұрын
100 percent I can’t control myself when I hear that line 😂😂
@thesoulmonster Жыл бұрын
Saaaaame!
@jma331982 Жыл бұрын
Cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂 Jordan can’t help it either 😂
@heamees48226 жыл бұрын
0:39 Jordan was trying so hard to hold the laugh back
@lizzyvega96126 жыл бұрын
I noticed that 😂
@lazybacon75206 жыл бұрын
And completely fails at 4:51
@johnnyaxon_6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGaWpKOGgN5pi8k
@LelaosXVI6 жыл бұрын
I don’t like Jordan being so overhyped, it’s making him look more diffrent and chaotic in way. Even in Italy when he sort of broke character. He changed a lot. I Want the more reserved and quite Jordan back, when he was in full control :(
@MisterFoxx6 жыл бұрын
@Julia Mimi Hey, sometimes serious people have certain things that make them laugh lol
@rubinsaffy6 жыл бұрын
I have the Toto 500h. It washes and heat dries you. Total hands free experience. Heated seat too. Auto flushing. Deodorized air so you don't stink up the bathroom. A night light. The list goes on. It's insane. EDIT: I own the Toto *500H. (Not the 550H)
@tomv59886 жыл бұрын
I want one now. I don't understand why the U.S. is 20 years behind Japan in toilet technology. I hope we catch up soon.
@borp69126 жыл бұрын
I would rather have a nice toilet than a nice car
@animationcrate6 жыл бұрын
Yeah? Well mine does my taxes and listens to my problems so yours is basically useless
@zex006 жыл бұрын
Does it tickle?
@rubinsaffy6 жыл бұрын
@@zex00 lol it does. Sometimes it takes some getting used to lol..but the good thing is you can change the waters temperature on the remote..which helps a little.
@markballesteros54394 жыл бұрын
I love how respectful Jordan is. When conan was laughing, Jordan respectfully did not laugh even though it look as if he wanted to as to not make the Japanese man feel uncomfortable
@Leo-xe6rf4 жыл бұрын
Mark Ballesteros if u weren’t aware, Jordan has never laughed once in his life
@andrewwebber16324 жыл бұрын
He was trying to hold character.
@Smiley-Coyote4 жыл бұрын
Leo that is an incorrect statement.
@imkidfriday4 жыл бұрын
nothing to do with respect. he was trying not to break character. and yes, it's a character.. i don't understand how people don't realize this.. it's quite obvious.
@istolethisaccount4 жыл бұрын
it wasn’t out of respect he just lacks emotion
@burntmarshwigglestudio5976 жыл бұрын
When I was in Japan, my friend and I were approached in a shrine by two men who worked for Toto. They asked us to fill out a survey of our toileting experiences in Japan. They were SO enthusiastic. They watched us fill out the forms and when we marked a positive they almost cheered, and when we marked a negative they let out an audible disappointed "aww". I can only hope I always have a job that makes me feel that enthusiastic. Oh, and the toilets are pretty cool there!
@DuperBoi5 жыл бұрын
4:52 Jordan breaks character! 😂😂😂
@dampcarpet26075 жыл бұрын
Prince he’s not a character that the real him
@emilieamelia86675 жыл бұрын
he was trying so hard not to laugh!!!!
@TK-kx8nx5 жыл бұрын
Damp Carpet its an exaggeration of his character. Thats not really what hes like.
@artemkuznetsov61495 жыл бұрын
3
@seya_25 жыл бұрын
That was a best Joke
@themaughan33784 жыл бұрын
I guess the Japanese didn’t have to worry about the toilet paper crisis.
@hairybjr4 жыл бұрын
The Maughan people are still panic buying, cuz you usually still use a piece after the bidet to dry. It’s not to the extent of other countries tho
@dave-vs5tx4 жыл бұрын
Geezus facking christ dude
@adamalakshar42264 жыл бұрын
Along with the rest of the world
@sefaandmaniatadegei93454 жыл бұрын
U mean everywhere exept Australia
@oliverfletcher90524 жыл бұрын
@@hairybjr Many bidets, like the one I have, have a drying function.
@wisdomleader856 жыл бұрын
Uranus: Jordan Schlansky's home planet.
@outlaw96576 жыл бұрын
He'd live in uranus if you saturn one of those toilets.
@ButThatsMuhFreeduhm6 жыл бұрын
Your profile name makes it even better.
@jesusordaz55236 жыл бұрын
no, I think he's more like Pluto because it got demoted from a planet and Jorden got demoted from a human being... LOL
@chwalkero20096 жыл бұрын
OMG. When Conan laughed at his own joke and could not finish it while no one around him showed any sign of amusement ! I laughed so hard!
@D1sc0rd-5 жыл бұрын
Ch Walkero Nah Jordan was clearly holding back laughter
@NWinnVR8 ай бұрын
fr, something about people cracking them selves up when NO one around acknowledges it is always hilarious to me. 🤣
@karlos_marxican-godless-co17124 жыл бұрын
Jordan almost breaking character when conan talks about the guy being blown into the air from his toilet bowl kills every time 😂😂
@dnilepharaoh6 жыл бұрын
Best talk show host imo. This man knows how to make a joke that gets you to think then laugh unlike others who fake laughs or have an hour long show imitating a politician. Conan is light unique style comedy.
@bigmack83076 жыл бұрын
I agree with Jordan, sometimes paper just isn't enough when you got the 💩s
@dimelo30276 жыл бұрын
And too much paper blocks your toilet but hey, how else could your plumber afford his brand new BMW?
@seriouslyryan65925 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bison wait what? xD
@domwings43294 жыл бұрын
American living in Japan for 6 years. I despise using toilets outside of Japan.. this is something that I must have now
@davidraveh59666 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! Jordan is so right! ugh LOL
@MultiStrings1236 жыл бұрын
Holy crap LMAO 😂😂
@nicksacco50415 жыл бұрын
I have to say, that speech that Jordan gave in the beginning was the most passionate I've ever seen him
@mciu5754 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jordan laugh at conans “blast off the toilet” joke made my day
@Emmellbee6 жыл бұрын
That ending was so worth Conan's annual budget
@shooglechic6 жыл бұрын
I feel what Schlanski is saying so deeply after being stationed overseas.
@guilhermegoncalves1103 жыл бұрын
4:52 - The stone-faced Japanese resisted the two Americans laughing about a toilet malfunction joke.
@AWWEFAN993 жыл бұрын
new asian schlansky replacement
@JeansWebbTv3 жыл бұрын
Well, he didn't totally make it. Has to look away and does some low-key chuckling.
@misinformedmarti3 жыл бұрын
Conan used Humor on Salaryman! It is not very effective...
@johnallen92424 жыл бұрын
Conan, my wife and I never get tired of watching you and Jordan dude! Our 5 year old daughter even loves to watch Team Coco!!!
@ryadh4564 жыл бұрын
That's sweet
@anima0996 жыл бұрын
When Jordan breaks, you know you told a really good joke.
@jungi0013 жыл бұрын
Well I don't know. He also broke when Conan was playing fart noises in Italy.
@sambibambi54093 жыл бұрын
@@jungi001 **snaps fingers n points to THAT piece of comedy gold** exactly
@annasamuelson72123 жыл бұрын
Conan just thought up the plot for Pixar's next great film franchise: "Toylet Story"
@UtsavChaudhury3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@mhp10053 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments looking for this
@tempota77923 жыл бұрын
A hidden corn of a comment to be sure.
@darrenkrivit68545 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you had a pretty big dinner" 😂
@rabidrabbitshuggers3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to find this. It absolutely broke me.
@NaturalProgressGames6 жыл бұрын
This is easily the most excitement, enthusiasm, and conviction I've ever seen from Jordan Schlansky... lol
@vermilionplains34645 жыл бұрын
Jordan laughing at toilet humor is the funniest thing ever
@achuthonkan95254 жыл бұрын
Look up his ride with Conan in Italy
@PraveenKumar-ms4xv6 жыл бұрын
There is a lot of engineering put into a toilet... Jordan likes it
@benjaminking42866 жыл бұрын
Robots like numbers
@rep57096 жыл бұрын
conan and jordan need a movie / series together
@andreabruson55585 жыл бұрын
"Ooooh you had a pretty big dinner!" LMAO!!!
@alZiiHardstylez5 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan has become more and more Jordanesque over the years. The little 'breaks' are just so endearing.
@OrangeBanana8366 жыл бұрын
Conan remotes are the best. Wish he'll visit Philippines, but i wonder if he is also popular here? any Filipino fans, like if you agree.
@badartist43076 жыл бұрын
He's not popular here my friend. Everyone that i know doesn't have an idea who Conan O'Brien is. Im a lonely fan here hahahaha.
@Lawi_Jake6 жыл бұрын
Please NOOO
@Jebu9116 жыл бұрын
I dont care where he goes. His traveling shows are the best.
@OrangeBanana8366 жыл бұрын
Zyron Gonzales nah, ur not alone coz we're the same. 😂
@chrionihernandez61896 жыл бұрын
I think he has enough of a following here in PH pero we have to call him out lol
@jackielynne76exaxtly865 жыл бұрын
Any video with Jordan Schlansky has got to be worth watching... Keep them coming Conan,I can’t get enough❣️❣️❣️
@micahrowe6 жыл бұрын
Your entire Japan trip has me in tears.
@ScoopMeisterGeneral6 жыл бұрын
I mean... you really can't argue with what Jordan's saying here.
@kparsa14 жыл бұрын
That is the most emotion I've ever seen him show EVER..lol
@jonharold24036 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky needs to start his own KZbin channel
@rashadpreston73896 жыл бұрын
Yeah ask Jordan
@ElvenSkywalker6 жыл бұрын
The idea reminds me of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags :D
@hectormzqt61696 жыл бұрын
If he takes the writers with him.
@TheStavness6 жыл бұрын
Jordan without Conan just wont work. It'll be all serious and informative with no humor. Conan is what makes Jordan so special because he is the exact opposite
@ducheswannabe6 жыл бұрын
Jordan deserves a hefty Christmas bonus for putting up with s**t Conan makes him do XD
@Dariocorral016 жыл бұрын
He has a job and gets to travel with Conan every where I think that is bonus enough! :-D
@bashfulgummybear1586 жыл бұрын
Conan took him to a toilet factory to deal with his s**t
@headlight316 жыл бұрын
duchesswannabe Lol he’s still employed even though Conan doesn’t know what exactly he do. I think that’s more than enough 😂
@saeedvazirian6 жыл бұрын
*H U M A N S O I L*
@gladitsnotme6 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't, he's already overpaid and does nothing all day lol
@ipwnyoudiehaha7 ай бұрын
Those who have never used a Japanese toilet will never know how AMAZING they actually are!!
@PlagasX6 жыл бұрын
"Woah... You had a pretty big dinner.." I almost fell out my bedroom window laughing so hard
@littlerudy876 жыл бұрын
When I was in Tokyo last year I was amazed at how these types of toilets are everywhere there. From my hotel to the tiny hole in the wall restaurant that can only seat 10 people. It really is tremendous.
@Yandumontet4 жыл бұрын
We need more ‘Jordan / Conan’ clip, it’s good for health all those laughter
@thekingofcool21056 жыл бұрын
4:55 Hard to keep character huh, schlansky?
@johnsonjohnson32616 жыл бұрын
In his defense, after spending so much time on earth it is very likely for the one known as "Jordan" to begin to mimic human emotions for the mere purpose of fitting in.
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
I love how they lost all seriousness in the end
@SchweppesLemonIsGodTier5 жыл бұрын
I love how he presents this ridicolous idea that the toilet should come to you when they sense you have to go, and the japanese man sees it as his legit suggestion/gift to them, bows deeply and thanks him. Perfect comedy
@CLuvTV6 жыл бұрын
I'm only at peace when there is a new Conan/Jordan video, so thank you
@alvallac21716 жыл бұрын
*at peace
@benjil.31225 жыл бұрын
5:03 Jordan nearly breaks character and laughs
@AbduCola5 жыл бұрын
At 4:53 he does break
@pravakarpatra51325 жыл бұрын
He didn't break character as he was playing no character in the first place...He is really what you see...These bits aren't 100% scripted, at least the conversation isn't...
@E_y_a_l4 жыл бұрын
@@pravakarpatra5132 He's not playing a character in the sense of an actor playing someone who is entirely different than his own personality, but he does exaggerate his own quirks for comedic effect, he is fully aware of what makes the audience laugh and love him and plays along with it and part of it is trying not to laugh and to be emotionless like a robot, something he usually manages to do, but not always. Jordan have quirks and a very unusual personality, but he's not exactly what you see here in real life, by the way, In these remotes Conan is also playing an exaggerated character of himself, he's not that stupid or childish like he's sometimes act in these remotes.
@pravakarpatra51324 жыл бұрын
@@E_y_a_l You're one hell of a writer! Aren't you?
@E_y_a_l4 жыл бұрын
@@pravakarpatra5132 Welcome to the internet.
@michaelmcconnell36314 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with Jordan on this one. Especially now
@patrickjunio86646 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one kind of impressed with the special effects at the end? I mean for a little moment in a show like this, I see no usual "jankyness" :) it's really well done. Maybe I'm just easy to impress, I don't know :D PS. SCHLANSKYYYYYY
@Sound8VisionVibe6 жыл бұрын
Same here, ridiculously well made CGI.
@shaboidagoober13046 жыл бұрын
Jordan breaking at the end. It’s great to his that part of his humanity. Hahaha.
@agentham4 жыл бұрын
3:16 Reminded me of Better Call Saul. "Fill me up, Chandler! Put it in me!"
@fairfight98574 жыл бұрын
I really need to watch that show ASAP.
@booqrdoit91383 жыл бұрын
THATS what I was thinking of. Thank you lol
@NasAfter6 жыл бұрын
Guys this is true, here in the US.. We're a first world country yet we still use papers to clean our ass Doesn't make any sense
@maclokal6 жыл бұрын
Laugh in Water 😁💦🌊
@mtd33696 жыл бұрын
Can't fight Big Toilet Paper.
@OhtheSuffering6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a lot of rich people have bidets in their master bedrooms. But of course, it’s not really talked about, so the average oppressed middle or low income family has no idea that this is “common” in those mansions and suites.
@myk-popper29606 жыл бұрын
Same thing goes for the metric system haha
@miraamshah6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately North America and Western Europe are very dirty :(! South Europe, South America, Asia and North Afrika know beter!
@shaheedhasan52706 жыл бұрын
I so much agree with Jordan
@LeanMan825 жыл бұрын
0:38 I'm so very much with Jordan on this one...agreed!
@ElMango646 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Jordan's favorite planet is.
@keithbrockway57596 жыл бұрын
Its Saturn. Jordan loves the rings but hates the fact that its a gaseous planet, rendering it useless for human travel. It has a certain beauty to it but it is also misunderstood by homo-sapiens bc we'd rather study and look really close at Uranus.
@xcryanx6 жыл бұрын
Whichever one he's from.
@stllbreathnbut_y18446 жыл бұрын
Earth
@fezguy896 жыл бұрын
keith brockway I read that in his voice. Lol
@unknown5yearsago7996 жыл бұрын
Uranus
@hyypersonic5 жыл бұрын
4:50 I love how Jordan broke character too
@alhaadidol20644 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Jordon got a valid point though.
@SamanthaIreneYTube5 жыл бұрын
I want Jordan to appear on Curb Your Enthusiasm just to see how Larry would handle him.
@Abo_Abdullah876 жыл бұрын
Jordan said what the others are thinking about the American toilets system
@dukeofnorfolk18425 жыл бұрын
3:25 "Ooo...you had a pretty big dinner"
@JustyRoads996 жыл бұрын
literal toilet humor
@_burd. Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Jordan breaking character is always the most replayed part of the video
@zomkino5 жыл бұрын
5:34 everytime i saw this photo i feel like " this guy is the original troll, the same trollface head and the same humor kinda"
@adityadeshmukh10706 жыл бұрын
I read Conan & Jordan, I click!
@lepetitchat1236 жыл бұрын
No kidding, Conan's mobile toilet idea is great for the disabled! The Japanese guy is quite shy lol
@cindyknows92206 жыл бұрын
ii heard most people in japan are like that
@puffpuffpassmako6 жыл бұрын
Japanese people have a different sense of humor than us. Sarcasm is also nonexistent there
@125loopy6 жыл бұрын
@@puffpuffpassmako lol how do you know that?
@puffpuffpassmako6 жыл бұрын
MeShannan because I've been in Japan
@calebm90006 жыл бұрын
@@puffpuffpassmako The language barrier never helps. And the etiquette lady was pretty sassy!
@DeniseServanez3 жыл бұрын
I stayed in tokyo for a month during the winter and coming from a tropical country, I’ve never been more grateful for heated toilet seats 💗
@ばかーんいやーん6 жыл бұрын
I heard US rock band TOTO in 80's,they named their band from this Japanese toilet company. When they came to Japan,used toilet,they feel like something inspiration🚽
@jannerantanen51215 жыл бұрын
that's not true. just think for a moment how stupid that story actually sounds like...
@urielt15045 жыл бұрын
The name "Toto" is an abbreviation of the two Japanese words forming its full name, Tōyō Tōki (東洋陶器 Oriental Ceramics). - wikipedia still funny though
@floris.9275 жыл бұрын
ばかーんいやーん So ... “bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had” huh?
@b.e.o59165 жыл бұрын
0:45 he really makes a great point 😂
@davidjung82915 жыл бұрын
I love when jordan goes straight to the point
@ahmedelselly25535 жыл бұрын
I like how the Japanese are so calm and so respectful in non exaggerating way.
@justn91246 жыл бұрын
Jordan is back yay!!! Those two are everything 😂😂❤️
@r.minnis97224 жыл бұрын
Lmao - “Oooooo you had a pretty good dinner” almost killed me
@weirdxwonderful5 жыл бұрын
0:42 I agree with you jordan
@Versisa5 жыл бұрын
I'm irrevocably and uncontrollably in love with Jordan.
@BrianHalePhoto Жыл бұрын
Did South Park just base a whole episode on this? I remembered Jordans toilet stuff and this was the first to come up. Both make JFK reference. South Park had references to having big meals...
@D1sc0rd-5 жыл бұрын
My parents have been asking me what I want for Christmas for months. I have no ideas. They are going to be very confused when I ask for this toilet
@Rysdan96 жыл бұрын
More Jordan!
@n.bernardo87153 жыл бұрын
2years later, I'm glad I can finally watch this in Canada
@xYoungExodus6 жыл бұрын
I would definitely pay for an automated toilet voiced by Conan
@icyuranus4045 жыл бұрын
i see..
@user-ge4uk9ui8y4 жыл бұрын
4:52, Jordan schlansky broke his character when conan told the joke and started laughing
@maridepp534 жыл бұрын
I don't know how Jordan keeps a straight face during these videos, I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂
@josakura6 жыл бұрын
I love Toto Toilet and I love when Jordan's trying his best not to laugh at Conan's jokes.
@notyou69235 жыл бұрын
4.53 whenever Jordan cant help himself & bursts into laughing, even if he 's about to, but stops, I totally lose it 😂😂😁💥😁...!❕