Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To His Favorite Italian Restaurant | CONAN on TBS

[@mellusse]

I'm Italian and I have to say that the way Jordan speaks Italian is very good, also joke aside, you can see that his very passionate about the culture and he knows what he's saying. I'm very happy about it, complimenti!

[@DarthRushy]

well actually, Jordan prefers words in the singular - so for example, when you would say complimenti in the traditional and grammatically correct sense, that would be fine, but in a colloquial society, Jordan doesn't think it's necessarily wrong to say "complimento" given its aesthetic superiority and cultural acceptance.

[@javierescuella9984]

Actually it looks like your a friend of John

[@aibartalgatuly3011]

@@javierescuella9984 hey, my favorite greaser.

[@slickrick2420]

@@mariogonzalez5107 Why is his ethnicity relevant? You seem bitter.

[@starwind3651]

meanwhile, *"CHEESE IT UP"*

[@guesswhaaat8006]

As an italian myself, watching Conan making up italian words is the funniest thing in the world. I absolutely love these two freaks together, hope they could do more trips

[@sythirius42]

Bless you for having a sense of humor. :)

[@myman8336]

Are you a sheep or the odd one out..?

[@samuele2806]

No way, I though I was the only Italian to watch Conan

[@guesswhaaat8006]

@@samuele2806 No, non sei il solo :) E' il miglior host di tutti i late show americani secondo me

[@Elliott1314]

BENICIO DE TORO

[@georgeblair3894]

I'm sure Olive Garden was a letdown after Jordan spent hours preparing his body in various ways,

[@whoamibro5609]

Haha

[@rogertrujillo7423]

Vary, varies, various

[@ranarahi4389]

I laughed too hard at this🤣

[@Challenger-pi2vm]

My question is, did they have the right type of water there for drinking purposes?

[@ecj17cel]

🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelweston2285]

can't believe how well Jordan hid his excitement for being in the best Italian restaurant in America.

[@mangafq8]

@Michael Weston 🤣🤣🤣

[@StudMacher78]

Yeah it’s a crazy the guys a barely got any amotion. I woulda be excited if o was at Olive Garden

[@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596]

It is wet bread and tomatoes. What is the problem? Can't believe people top dollar for wet bread and tomatoes. It is not even a meal. It is a snack.

[@mindriot91_96]

@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 The Olive Garden near me makes a mean martini. That helps to get the food down :)

[@LisaMitchellGD]

😂😂

[@FabiJenneke]

"I'm from Texas." *ITALIAN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

[@wisdomleader85]

Jokes on you, there are Italian American communities in Houston and Dallas. 😂

[@FabiJenneke]

@@wisdomleader85 Italian Americans are not Italians. They may have ancestors there or think they are Italian but act nothing like real Italian people lol.

[@epicwoad8999]

@@FabiJenneke So if an Italian couple moves to the US and they have a child there is the child is not Italian?

[@FabiJenneke]

@@epicwoad8999 I mean the Americans who are descendents of Italian people, I'm talking about second + generation. Italian culture is different than American culture so growing up (entirely) in the US makes you different than Italians born and raised in Italy. American Italians are just American posers who think they act like they are purebred Italians while they are not (especially when they are far from first generation). They probably never even lived in Italy for a longer extended time or speak the language fluently.. It's cringeworthy...

[@kollinkeller381]

@Jenneke I found Jordan Schlansky

[@cccpredarmy]

Jordan Schlansky died inside after he read "Olive Garden"

[@notkingali1798]

Lol he is always dead inside

[@therealsatan3334]

Hey man! How's feel to have the American pride in your underwear?

[@yousefabdelmonem3788]

THE REAL SATAN what

[@saltstation01]

He wanted to get back in the limo and go back to the studio to his wine office.

[@jin416]

hahaha

[@itsrightbehindyou]

"That guy is overwhelmed with emotion because he is having the best Italian food he's had since his Mama made him the linguini since he was a bambino!" Hahaha!

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

LMAO😂😂💀💀

[@Turnheadcough]

Yeah we heard that

[@gianlucamorelli]

that was actually beautiful to hear hahahahaha

[@marischkakarina]

best line

[@tonycap49]

Do you think he may be an actor?

[@movingonandup322]

Whenever I vacation in Italy, I never leave Italy without visiting the beautiful city of Benicio Del Toro.

[@flisko123]

what region is that in

[@movingonandup322]

@@flisko123 Sexyville Region

[@elevenfortythree4769]

@@movingonandup322 the people there are terrific

[@movingonandup322]

​@@elevenfortythree4769 Unless you are Amanda Knox. The Italians weren't too terrific for that evil witch-hunt, diabolical debacle against that woman. Take that completely out of the equation and I love Italy.

[@elevenfortythree4769]

@@movingonandup322 I didn't know Amanda was from the Sexyville region. The more you know 😁

[@jojofornication7324]

Seeing Jordan get old is making me sad but also weirded out because his the tissue covering his exoskeleton is showing age, it’s very lifelike and frightening

[@dightonazpeitia4350]

It’s an organic flesh placed over a metal endoskeleton.

[@hughhughes4488]

​@@dightonazpeitia4350 Cyberdine Systems model 102 - The Boringator

[@curbozer5006]

@Michael Chad Lynch Well...at least he made it well in to his 40s before the bald spot showed up....I had a bald spot going on when I was 28!...I countered it, by growing the rest of my hair way long, and wearing a headband...amazing how that choice worked for me....In my 30s, people assumed I was in my mid-20s!....But at 28, people thought I was well in to my 30s!...crazy, the effect of hair loss is on appearance.

[@stephencombs3971]

When I don’t look directly at him and he’s in my peripheral vision he almost seems human.

[@theviking2877]

Hehe.. Conan has been on the air since the early 1990. Everyone is growing old. hope to see Jordan and his exoskeleton for another 30 or 40 years

[@Rusmix]

Jordan and Conan can make a full show about anything and people would watch it, just do it allready

[@mrblaoblao6981]

"A show about nothing" -Larry David

[@JoeShopper]

I would watch it and buy everything advertised during the show.

[@CleverlyAwesome]

RUSMIX Alive they have something on Netflix

[@JoeShopper]

@@mrblaoblao6981 Oh thank god it's on Netflix. I won't have to buy all that garbage I said I would buy.

[@hanaahanaa7219]

I would glaaaadly watch it

[@JohannGambolputty22]

Jordan doesn’t understand, because he’s never visited, the Benicio Del Toro region of Italy yet.

[@veroarguello3545]

loooll

[@Seantendo]

That must be where the Italian margaritas were invented!

[@richardchargingcloud6590]

It's nice this time of year. The wine muah

[@yolee66]

You are hilarious! Puerto Rico is nowhere near Italy.

[@Underpantsniper]

Just wait till he sees the Ralph Machio mountain range. Magnifico!!

[@Pete_Finch]

Conan putting breadsticks in his tuxedo followed by the table being more and more overwhelmed by breadsticks is a possibly underrated part of this video

[@jooliagoolialee]

Thanks for pointing this out! I rewatched it and also noticed THREE cheese graters on the table 😂

[@bobkerr2755]

I lost it at the suitcase overflowing with breadsticks

[@emu_warrior]

Reminds me of him putting chicken wings he ate on Hot Wings last week into his jacket pockets lol

[@throneofterra109]

He's like a weeb, but for italians instead or japanese

[@crazyspace6792]

No, hes a real weeb too.

[@ledheadification]

What's a weeb?

[@wowzatubular6423]

ledheadification someone who thinks they are Japanese when they are most likely white or another race

[@crazyspace6792]

@@wowzatubular6423 Not at all. It's "A weeb is a derisive term for a non-Japanese person who is so obsessed with Japanese culture that they wish they were actually Japanese."

[@Stardust_Lily]

@@crazyspace6792 So what they said, but extremely literal instead of recognizing that they were being hyperbolic for the sake of derision.

[@bendejo8]

Jordan is the definition of the "WELL, ACTUALLY" meme

[@flowerofash4439]

Well actually that's make sense

[@jet6477]

Well actually that’s because you never met my Mexican friend, Oscar

[@sharpendesign6604]

Well, actually he's just a copycat of the true well actually figure, oscar

[@mmacaine]

Well, actually the correct term is "Well Ackchyually"

[@tejsiddharthbhogaraju5065]

@@jet6477 😂😂😂😂

[@ciaramckay1126]

the schlansky bits are the funniest

[@Rhyzomect]

And the fakest

[@TheVoidofNothing11]

Fake or not they are the best.

[@AplusNerd777]

Not just the Sclansky bits, but all of Conan in general.

[@dikinebaks]

that's what she said

[@johnp556]

they should never split up, the classic straight man to Conan's funny guy, never gets old.

[@superpos]

As an Italian I'm astonished by the actual knowledge and details about Italy Jordan has.

[@craigcode7103]

Don't blow his head up any more than it already is. Lol

[@dmg8530]

There's something called the Internet, which is great for finding out information! :) His Italian does seem pretty good (I don't speak Italian btw).

[@superpos]

@@dmg8530 sarcasm accepted. But I'm italian and I can tell that he doesn't speak because he learned something by internet. He truly knows what he says, the places, the details also about the taste (speaking about food and drink) and that's something you cannot learn on the internet. Not even most of the Italians know some of the details he exposes. Of course because as native people, everyone just live the place they live in. As a tourist in love with Italy Jordan goes deep on things that we normally wouldnt dig too much, but they are quite interesting.

[@craigcode7103]

@@superpos Again,you are only helping to create a monster!

[@superpos]

@@craigcode7103 ahaha... Sorry!

[@magdanowosielska6223]

I love how the waiter ignores what Jordan says and just listens to conan

[@bbbsmith2644]

He sneezed in his entree in the back

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

To be honest, I would do the same. One, you know that Conan is running the show that night, and two) revenge for that menu rant.

[@ivanadriazola1991]

@@AdmiralWinfrey three he was probably instructed and even paid to.

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

@@ivanadriazola1991 You're no fun

[@ivanadriazola1991]

@@AdmiralWinfrey I am I swear, you just need to know me.

[@crownedclown49]

My will to live has been strengthened , thank you Conan

[@KyleLThayer]

We got Crowned Clown for another year!

[@sethfinberg348]

We all just learned that the Mexicans actually stole the Margarita from Italy.

[@SuperJimJam]

Raz3 MK i prepare my body in various ways

[@beersvault]

stay alive my friend, theres much stupidity in the world you need to experience

[@Daniel-Munoz]

Stop it Conan!!! He's becoming too powerful 😲

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

In Italy, Jordan took Conan to his favorite restaurant and told him to shut up and babbled how it's done. Conan returned the favor.

[@hairybjr]

Yes the skit's funnier when you consider this subtext

[@painkillerjones6232]

Boy, did he ever!!

[@HOTD108_]

​@@hairybjrMy favourite part of Conan is the subtext. The deep theming on display would make Shakespeare himself weep.

[@hopehilton]

Jordan is one obsession away from the entire Axis Powers Collection

[@justarandomlad3756]

Which country is missing?

[@QuadinarosLS]

@@justarandomlad3756 🇩🇪

[@justarandomlad3756]

@@QuadinarosLS Thanks mate

[@larsandersson5974]

@@QuadinarosLS Belgium?

[@QuadinarosLS]

@@larsandersson5974 It was flying sideways ;)

[@ohlordy4567]

These two need their own spinoff travel show

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

Netflix has Conan Beyond Borders as a collection. We need more!

[@NefariousPorpoise]

This is the spin-off travel show..

[@shortaybrown]

Exactly! Those two should do a one hour Netflix show in London. I’d watch

[@telectronix1368]

"Jordan and Conan Go Travelling. Will it end in marriage or murder.....watch and find out."

[@stuwest3653]

Conan makes 12 million a year doing his show. He's not going to waste his precious time off to do a show that would make far less.

[@lottielotte]

*Thank you, Team Coco, for this.* I miss them so much.

[@greenrobot5]

I guess The Olive Garden is for italians what Taco Bell is to mexicans

[@jarrodshipard]

@@greenrobot5 or Outback Steakhouse is to Aussies

[@nikiindzhiev5369]

DO MOOOORE OR WE RIOT

[@shaileshrana7165]

Yesss!

[@notacyborg]

@Japan Living You got some good chefs, though.

[@fazs2000]

“Medium-rare” -So we’ll have that well done, please.

[@larissanitunga8604]

N

[@AbrahamSalazar210]

Ah, an aristocrat.

[@avzarathustra6164]

Ah, an aristocrat.

[@zig_zag46]

Conan is the only talkshow host that actually loves his staff. Sona & Jordan bits always funny.

[@Muzikrazy213]

The honorable Craig Ferguson would like a word ☝️

[@solomonshv]

why would you say that? jimmy kimmel has been like best friends with Guillermo for almost 2 decades. they hand out together. their families spend the holidays together. etc.

[@jackcondron2641]

@@solomonshvimpossible to dislike guillmero

[@blackvirgo09]

What about Ellen 😂😊

[@NunyaBizznaz]

@@solomonshv Jimmy is a sad pathetic Leftist shill.

[@simoncallender]

A wise man once said, "CHEESE IT UUUP."

[@sebastiansebastian5270]

😂😂 he's such a chad in that moment

[@benpohovey7903]

*ranch it up

[@nicolassalazar457]

And I'm here studying 3 years of philosophy. All the answers I needed about humanity and the truth are in that phrase.

[@Theking49817]

Yes that man was Charles green. The angry grandpa!! Long before Conan even thought about it!

[@nerdock4747]

@@benpohovey7903 Beat me to it. I'll drink to that, bro!

[@gebaseer99]

"Congratulations nice to see you" "Its not their table" "Oh, wrong table"

[@jrivera018]

How are you everywhere?

[@TheXeffx]

@@jrivera018 you looking at the profile picture or the name when you ask this?

[@gebaseer99]

@@TheXeffx probably the profile picture otherwise I do comment on a few conan videos

[@traurigesland4622]

*Rome? Cortona? Chiabbano? Cistini? Lobbotoni? Il Moreno? Rappiatelle? Rusticanambo? Greghegreghebetembo? Unto? Sciambiente? Bufoluli Mozzarella? Benicio del Toro? *

[@TheXeffx]

@@traurigesland4622 ?

[@xtymps]

I **really** hope that the new Conan format includes more remotes, more travel shows, and more Jordan/Sona/Staff segments. If it does, yall are golden! Thanks for the laughs.

[@brockalbert5111]

His plan is to separate the two. All six "Conan Without Borders" are now on Netflix. It's smart. If his TBS show ends, he can continue to do his remote travel shows on Netflix.

[@f0n0la]

Jordan & Sona travel show, orchestrated by Conan on Netflix, how can I come an investor for that?

[@SovietPenguins]

I'm pretty sure that he made the new format so they could do more remotes. He wanted to shake up the traditional format.

[@XplicitStory]

Spoiler: they’re all gone. Because he wants to take risks with career ending soon. I think he loves tv hosting and that’s why he never went just remotes despite his fans all wanting it

[@hughmcaloon6506]

I read that TBS retooled the show for exactly that: more remotes, more staff shenanigans, and more travel - the stuff popular on the internet. That's why the show got cut and The Basic Cable Band got cut...

[@bewareofsasquatch]

Conan: “How do you like your steak?” Jordan: “Medium-Rare” Conan: “Okay, we’ll have it well-done”

[@yuhyuh7603]

Well done is just wrong but hilarious

[@juanvalles8187]

Conan is the only reason I would ever consider going back to cable.

[@mrblaoblao6981]

Juan Valles Netflix has already his travel especials, and I hope there’s gonna be more in the future, as this is the only way to watch Conan here in 🇩🇪

[@questionsus1220]

@@mrblaoblao6981 all that stuff is on youtube aswell. you dont have to pay for shitty netflix. also torrent

[@gnometime]

I have KZbin TV and his show is on there which is great

[@reillyclaxton9737]

I don’t have cable, I have sling which is WAY cheaper and I can watch Conan live on it!

[@captaingree100]

Amen

[@mattif7099]

The suitcase full of breadsticks ended me

[@FinalFr0ntier]

Well yeah, would give anyone a heart attack

[@ellyhernandez927]

Haha

[@Chas-OTE]

@@FinalFr0ntier 👏👏👏

[@manictiger]

@@FinalFr0ntier Conan is Irish, so he can subsist entirely on carbs, if he needs to. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

[@ankita7342]

@@kuro13wolf except they are. In my country, primary school kids are taught to do the iodine test on potatoes to detect the presence of starch.

[@jersonona7961]

I love how Conan speaks gibberish and still sounds authentic.

[@altarancho]

3:35 shows how much of a comedic genius Conan still is 😅

[@sergioventura2595]

Beauty in the likes

[@kimchi5049]

i hope the waiter got paid extra that day

[@fathergabrielstokes4706]

I'd pay him some extra, if you know what I mean

[@anjasfajaryan6201]

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 damn father chill lol

[@riezama6857]

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 FATHER!

[@carlettamalabre9974]

Anyone know the waiters @. Asking for a friend

[@Argantonis]

I’m sure Conan gave a few of his breadsticks to him.

[@imnctzen701]

true friendship that is is base on annoying one another LMAO I really love them both

[@sellingass3693]

Jordan is so high leveled dude

[@nIfTheyWalked54]

He's actually just playing a character

[@sellingass3693]

Is he tho?

[@sellingass3693]

How you know?

[@diegoborja4005]

‘Since his MAMA made him a LINGUINI when he was a BAMBINO’ 🇮🇹-👩🏻-🇮🇹-🍝🇮🇹-👶🏻

[@Jk-r5c]

😆😆

[@Seantendo]

A boopa de boppi!

[@DavidHernandez-pi1ox]

Your profile picture is awesome

[@deathsticksaddict7756]

👁👄👁🤌🤌

[@MOCCHA101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@clootscalhoun9481]

The subtlety of Conan saying this is “his Italy” and he’s the master, yet is so shocked by all of the Olive Garden basics offerings.

[@Crommy5]

Conan never misses a mark. I was expecting Buca di Beppo but that wouldn’t have been near as funny as Olive Garden was.

[@JaceDiehl]

This is the best part of the new Conan show so far. Conan unscripted is the always hilarious.

[@chunkylover5367]

Conan Without Borders is always a good time.

[@Rhyzomect]

This is entirely scripted

[@ivansivak93]

Sorry, but this is very scripted 😂

[@SFGW]

@@ivansivak93 It's outlined, but almost every line from Conan is improvised. Schlansky's parts are mostly scripted on-the-fly, and Olive Garden knew way ahead of time that they would be filming there...but to say it's very scripted is inaccurate.

[@ivansivak93]

@@SFGW it's the opposite to what teh original comment said, yes, going too far with that statement. I didn't write it, but what I really mean is that they are playing roles and both are characters and if some of them think "hey, you know what would be funny? If Jordan started correcting grammar errors on the menu in Italian.", they do it. The problem is, that most people think everything is real on television and that Jordan on screen isn't a writer's wet dream of exaggerating of his real life persona.

[@HBMHD]

Waiter looks of Asian descent, is Texan, and works in an Italian restaurant in -Florida- Los Angeles; I love this country! He's also cute as hell

[@SlenderGamer56]

I think they're in LA

[@ValenciaJoe]

jules actually it’s the Olive Garden in the Empire Center in Burbank

[@LukeRDavis]

@@ValenciaJoe Burbank FTW!

[@Theking49817]

Not Asian. Get a brain dipshit.

[@HBMHD]

@@Theking49817 how would you describe his looks, dipshit?

[@caravanlifenz]

Love it how Conan treats Jordan like he's a total weirdo, even though he's less of a weirdo than Conan is. They're a brilliant comic duo.

[@Jjangbunbun]

I don’t think conan is weirder than schlansky

[@CZC898]

If Jordan was this pissed at Olive Garden, I wonder how he would react at Fazolis.

[@sweetboo1022]

Stop.. I can't even.

[@toujours4390]

Fazoli's is awesome

[@aaronclarke7907]

Or for that matter, Amato's!

[@LindseyStudios]

I love these two so much haha

[@walkingwounded3824]

I agree! So funny, I am reminded of some of the great comic duos of the past. Lewis and Martin most of all. Conan is Lewis, of course! lol

[@greenrobot5]

does anybody stop to think what does Andy feel about this?

[@walkingwounded3824]

Jealous? I guess?@@greenrobot5

[@LOLERXP]

Jordan was too sassy in the last few remotes so this is Conan's way of enforcing domination.

[@jmiquelmb]

Yeah it's pretty clear Conan is more of a switch

[@f4iry431]

Shame on me for my brain going the wrong direction

[@kingkeltic4228]

You mean assert his dominance.

[@couragedy89]

Say my name Jordan Conan YA GODDAMN RIGHT

[@deadseriousforsure6242]

I almost died of laughter when Conan randomly started singing Happy Birthday 😂

[@westie430]

You can see Jordan almost cracks & laughs (almost) when Conan starts singing😂😂

[@namrakhan4269]

​@@westie430 yes i noticed XD

[@makaylapatterson6893]

“That looks like a hot dog bun” 😂😂😂

[@Schandmowl]

That's facts though

[@clarkw4028]

@@Schandmowl ummm actually it’s not, you must have never tried their breadsticks.

[@boskee]

@@clarkw4028 You don't have to try them to say they LOOK like hot dog buns.

[@christopheryanez]

@@clarkw4028 nobody said it tasted like a hot dog bun you koala

[@clarkw4028]

@@christopheryanez and who said it looks like one, nimrod? Ooh let me guess the Fake Italian producer on Conan? It’s a comedy skit, he’ll say it looks like a French bread....you’ll believe that too, kid? Smh

[@MuhammadRaiyan135]

That girl was so lucky to have her birthday song sung by conan

[@illogicalflix8418]

*We've been blessed with more Conan and Jordan*

[@nadronnocojr]

Conan is a true treasure , he just is so natural, it’s like your crazy uncle, it’s not acting it’s just him....thanks mr Conan

[@noahday3874]

Imagine going to Olive Garden for your birthday and Conan sings you happy birthday.

[@viperswhip]

Well, imagine going there for your birthday. You can make that food at home, just put too much oil on what you normally make.

[@_andresss07]

@Peter Evans oh shut up.

[@alahooshagbar4935]

It’s true, Olive Garden is disgusting, might as well eat a cold tin of Ravioli 🤮

[@westie430]

@@_andresss07 so apparently Karl is the male version of Karen?🤔😂

[@jennifergersch9126]

I thought of that too. Did you notice they cut right after? I wonder what that conversation was like.

[@chatgptnewslive2023]

we need more conan without borders.

[@voodoomamajuju66]

yes and make it a Netflix show one hour shows lol

[@ajinsato9389]

@@voodoomamajuju66 it is on Netflix lol

[@YouTubsel]

@@ajinsato9389 I *think* that was the joke.

[@ZephyrOfficial]

Sponsored by Olive Garden

[@sully3010]

Right!? I've never seen a cleaner olive garden. Those tables look like you could eat off the bare table, they are so clean. The server had a perfect spotless uniform on. Hmmmm...

[@hayk3000]

ChEes it Up!

[@cal5526]

Yeah this definitely an ad for Olive Garden hahaha - Post Malone and Fallon - and now this!

[@ProgrammerGamer1]

Explains why the title of the video matches the other one so closely, I overlooked it, having little interest in Italian... we don't have an Olive Garden close by, two towns over. I did enjoy the one or two times I've eaten there. But really it's just a proper salad bar.. I remember the chicken strips being rather large and fitting the price well. Nothing wrong with Olive Garden, Conan, or advertising. Dog Bless America.

[@mawoj93]

He's doing it so naturally tho! Reminds you of ads on the podcast - some are really funny (until he starts to run out of ideas like with the e-mail one)

[@Hamboane]

I love how there’s no possibility the guy from the commercial was an actor.

[@oliverslate6278]

Oh my gosh when Conan started naming the Italian cities I was literally crying!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@rishav3793]

BENICIO DEL TORO!!

[@rowanmelton7643]

UUUN-TOK

[@EricV89]

IL MORENO!

[@hyraemous]

CHANBIRDE!

[@nyy190343]

"That looks like a hot dog bun" OK he's not wrong.

[@clarkw4028]

Actually he is...

[@definitelynosebreather]

How's so? that thing does looks like a hot dog bun lol.

[@clarkw4028]

@@definitelynosebreatheryou need to clean your 👓 That looks nothing like a hot dog bun and was only said for comedic purposes. Relax! Smh

[@j0epark1]

Finally, my depression can end! Thanks Coco and Schlansky! But like, can I get an invite?

[@fredtello]

Nancy pelosi just de-platformed President Trump from giving the State of the Union address... First time in history... Wow.. she has adopted the tactics of the college sjw progressive nuts... take away the right of free speech by de- platforming speakers they disagree with..

[@Moreo734]

This is a repost

[@Moreo734]

Wait nevermind someone else posted it

[@bayabaya9560]

If you'd like to stab him at any point please be my guest..

[@sethfinberg348]

Only if Jordan is not allowed to speak or interact.

[@longbeach7623]

There actually is a “Margarita Italiana” drink in Italy (although not what they showed here). Usually includes Limoncello and has a citrus focus. Had one myself in Monterosso Al Mare. Era squisito!

[@Muzikrazy213]

Long Beach Washington, Long Beach California, or Long Beach New York?

[@longbeach7623]

@@Muzikrazy213 Just an ode to the former great airplane manufacturer, Douglas Aircraft.

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

Oh, I had one of those in Benicio del Toro. Deliziosa!

[@bugivintage]

Never heard of this lol and I am Italian

[@neuvocastezero1838]

It sucks that Mexico stole all the credit.

[@calebangell77]

This is the best ad I've ever watched.

[@Adam-ds1ik]

Not as good as the one with the old man who gets emotional because of the Italian cooking

[@hayk3000]

@@Adam-ds1ik I believe he was an actor

[@Trazynn]

Jimmy Falon with Post Malone in Olive Garden was fun as well.

[@AozoraUltra2006]

waiter is definitely waiting tables in between auditions

[@jmiquelmb]

He's absolutely studied acting. I think sometimes they bring actors for the sketches so it's possible he doesn't even really work at olive garden

[@andrewau1993]

The waiter from Texas is handsome.

[@forjimmykimmel9269]

Is it you?

[@Elliott1314]

Damn right!

[@ojvindbjorkman3104]

Is that him

[@karteektavarageri5140]

Andy, you dishonor your family name! The Au family name has been dishonored!

[@americanroger9285]

oh yes

[@JackFHerrera]

4:10 It killed me when Conan started naming the Italian cities and then just went off the rails lmao

[@projectcreation]

Last one he said was Benicio del Toro, lololol

[@blazehaze42O]

Why wasn’t this video 42 minutes long? 😭😭😭

[@LordFartamor]

Good question

[@chriseppler7291]

Because his shows are shorter ;)

[@jeremyc9593]

No doubt. I could watch a live stream of these 2 for hours upon hours.

[@Fede0779]

Cuz they put too much cheese on everything unfortunately :/

[@brenobacci]

Because they need to extract money from advertisers. As always, rich people don't invest nearly enough on art and entertainment for us, the poor masses.

[@HGChannel2020]

lmao the suitcase of bread

[@abashedsanctimony154]

That's rich .. literally lol like heart failure waiting to happen which is why Jordan was only (slightly) amused. Bread Classico

[@missccarr89]

Just like my friends and i with our totes full of them upon leaving.

[@seriousjoke99]

Classic Schlansky..

[@dmech06]

seriousjoke99 you mean Classico schlansky

[@KyleLThayer]

@@dmech06 "Classica", schlansky is metrosexual and we must respect his rights for feminine pronouns

[@joeboxerrr]

haha he seemed pretty tame in this one to me

[@leninm.plazas1922]

Jordan was the kind of student to remind the teacher the class had homework

[@therensdns31415]

2:20 how the guy behind laughed

[@jillvarela3768]

Therence Denis hahahahaha I caught that too.

[@crazysnake1096]

Jordan is trying so hard to not bust up laughing.

[@knucles1234]

he always is hahahahaha

[@westie430]

@The Eurasianist lol by "laughs a bit" you mean a tiny smirk😂😂

[@CoseACaso]

I'm Italian, I just discovered Jordan, and I love him! And he speaks Italian pretty well to be born and raised in the US! I just wanna see more of this!

[@izzyl6207]

I had a guest say this to me while taking care of their table(I'm a server at olive garden) and I swear they made my day after showing me this 😂😂😂

[@marksusan]

Cheese it up!!!

[@M15F1T1127]

The waiter looks at Conan like, "is this guy for real?"

[@GenevieveThornton]

3:54 *I would straight up choke on my freakin cannoli if I saw Conan on my birthday!*

[@sirmi9868]

Leave the gun take the cannoli

[@androidlaki23]

I think she did cause she got cut off pretty quickly.

[@thefidgetstore4652]

Yeah oh oh

[@zenveg]

Cannolo, singular.

[@mica-ks4zk]

I’ll never be tired of these two. I love their chemistry 💖

[@gigglingboyinthebackground2902]

"Is it possible that he is an actor??" "NOOO!!!!!!"

[@ejnava01]

Dear "Late Night *Comedians*", please watch very carefully and take notes... This is what a REAL comedic genius at work looks like! (looking at you Fallon, Leno, and such)

[@patek8ks]

Looove Conan!

[@cassio2034]

Why do you have to bring other comedians down in order to praise your favorite?

[@jimwu8557]

Carson, Letterman

[@rockon795]

Trevor Noah

[@porkwoofles3909]

@@rockon795 Oh yes, Trevor Noah. His sense of timing/delivery is just second to none. Probably one of the funniest people on TV. I can see why they chose him to host TDS.

[@10Exahertz]

conan is like a more confindent michael scott. None of the insecurity and cringe but all the insanity and childishness. They should have brought conan on, not will ferrell

[@mjf5382]

Purple Planet I love that idea.

[@SuperNolanMan]

I mean, Will Ferrell was only on for like 2 episodes... How about Conan instead of LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT CAME AFTER

[@joshbobst1629]

I feel like that would have made him just a less cautious version of David Wallace.

[@iklull6135]

Conan already appeared on an ep.

[@partydean17]

Yeap

[@LeighAnneMarie]

I’m definitely gonna ask them to “cheese it up” on my breadsticks next time I’m there 🥖

[@MikaelH1]

Leigh-Anne Marie why would you even go to such restaurant for Italian food? 🤣🤣🤣

[@bloy1]

@@MikaelH1 Det kanske e god mat oavsett om det inte är autentisk italienskt ditt rövhål? Säkert mer autentiskt än här där det e turkar som gör italiensk mat iaf.

[@estebanb7166]

@@countdankula6740 How? It's not real Italian, but it's still good. I don't go to a tex mex restaurant and get mad when it's not "authentic."

[@estebanb7166]

@@MikaelH1 Maybe that's all she has nearby. Maybe It tastes good, regardless of its "authenticity."

[@yartv4054]

you're out of line

[@JasonWindsor88]

4:30 Conan’s expert Italian pronunciation of Benico Del Toro is absolutely hilarious

[@MrBoondock1]

Show the bloopers. I know Jordan broke character harder than Jimmy Fallon on SNL.... show the bloopers. Do it.

[@djcj]

this

[@nateg452]

According to a Reddit AMA that he did this is pretty much their day-to-day interactions.

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

Hmm... did Coco not pay KZbin mob protection money? KZbin won't recommend Team Coco videos on Up Next even when I've been watching his clips for two days now.

[@nikduncan2738]

Something about subscribing and clicking on the bell for notifications.

[@lottielotte]

This is true.

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

@@nikduncan2738 Oh a smart one! Of course I'm subscribed and bell'd in. -_-

[@nikduncan2738]

@@mavicityrelayson2924 Guess KZbin hates Team Coco. Illuminati confirmed.

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

@@nikduncan2738 You need a pizza, sir. #algorithm

[@bones182x]

Please give us more of these with Jordan. Doesn’t even have to be traveling just around LA would be funny

[@RonnieBarzel]

I think the “stickler for details” quality that makes Jordan such a PITA dinner companion would make him a terrific producer.

[@brendanmades7895]

The way Conans face looks when he says the Italian names is hilarious!!!

[@yanzhang5785]

I like how there’s about 10 plates of breadsticks on the table

[@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop]

Cheese it uuuup

[@markk3652]

And multiple cheese graters!😄😄

[@klrshak776]

And you missed the suitcase 😂😂😂🤣

[@ImNotADeeJay]

and a suitcase full of them

[@oogabooga240]

If the Office returns, Jordan needs to be a character on it!

[@danielsnapcorrect5053]

Kinda already is. Toby?

[@Drewgystew]

@@danielsnapcorrect5053 He's like a Toby/Dwight Hybrid.

[@TheDillpickle97]

Drewgystew That’s extremely accurate

[@iroquoisplisskin1516]

He should be in the finer things club

[@Felipe-cs5pu]

He should be toby

[@waywardmind]

4:11 All the breadsticks and three damn parmesian graters just stacked up on the table is killing me 😂

[@pthanthinel]

No one is talking about sickly Chewbacca but that’s the moment my soul left my body

[@mjohnson6841]

🤣

[@jillvarela3768]

Hahahahaha

[@Anne-ll2eh]

Absolutelllyyyy... i came searching in the comments to see if anybody felt the same wayyyy!!! The worstt

[@ezduzitgarcia784]

It was kind of disturbing,

[@AJHyoton]

That's not good for you. Better watch footage a=of a healthy, in his prime Chewbacca and get it back!! Why your soul is Chewbacca dependent I have no idea. Good luck

[@jordanskarulis2893]

Next on Conan: Jordan Schlansky visits his native italian heritage of Long Island with Conan yelling at him in a Li accent, visiting deli's, ordering bagels and bacon egg and cheeses!

[@ClicketyClack]

There's a great deal of art and craftsmanship that goes into a proper BEC.

[@Kai-qv5yb]

as a long islander I can confirm that's all we eat

[@deerlikely]

I thought Jordan is from Buffalo, NY?

[@obligatedorb5202]

Pleaaaase

[@obligatedorb5202]

Don't forget about the Arizona ice tea on the side

[@user-ww2sm8mn5d]

how did jordan even manage to keep a straight face watching conan blabbering about random words with italian accent 😭😭😂

[@DavincisClock]

Because the real Jordan is not far from the Acting you see before you. He is very dry, humorless, cold, and sarcastic in real life too.

[@reidpattis3127]

Been studying how to make authentic Italian food for a whole year now. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but..... Jordan made some very solid points about what we Americans perceive as Italian food.

[@amyjackson8725]

I have seen some truly ridiculous "alfredo" recipes online, not to mention the elmer's glue style jarred ones!

[@timb1319]

My proudest life moment.. having my 70 year old mum watch the whole series of Conan without borders on Netflix! She is now a convert!! Although, she wishes he would change his hairstyle but I said that it’s part of his known brand 😂

[@andrewbautista7941]

ur mom is cool!

[@yuansutopia]

Cool lady indeed!

[@chrissadiki9929]

Good job man

[@nomonkeysleftbehind8752]

Wait what? Such thing exists? All the travel portions in episodic format? You Sir are a gentlemen and a scholar.

[@timb1319]

Thanks guys. She gets a big laugh! You gotta check out ‘without borders’ on Netflix if you haven’t seen all the travel bits.

[@uake]

Happy Birthday Jackie.

[@HaldaxMush]

uake Wrong table 😂😂

[@Ivansthename]

Davey

[@LisaMitchellGD]

I died when Conan mid conversation with Jordan belted out "Happy Birthday " &went over to the woman's table to congratulate her on her Birthday lol &he went to the wrong table lol

[@thiruvetti]

5:01 - How did no one comment about the Suitcase full of bread sticks? It has been placed there to imply Conan bulk pack it as its free. Very funny🤣🤣🤣

[@thenostalgiabusiness]

I was hoping we'd actually get Jordan's opinion on the food...

[@lauramaldonado7497]

See those cold, lifeless eyes? That’s all the answer you need.

[@KaneneProductions]

Paul Clearly, he's snobbish of it (possibly rightly so) but he doesn't like any of it.

[@surrealcereal603]

@@lauramaldonado7497 LOL! Yep.

[@tedeckerman1898]

yes! I wonder if they'll show more of it tonight.

[@touchyissues799]

Conan: Asks Jordan how he likes his food Jordan: Goes on a rant about semiconductors

[@jedeye1330]

They should have Jordan in big bang theory he will out annoy Sheldon 😂

[@djjones1065]

Omgggg yes

[@aldig3935]

Yes

[@dragonjoe1942]

Lmao

[@entitiessoul]

Bazinga

[@Xzellent]

Jordan is too classy

[@Bat_Rag]

Had a really bad day at work, to see this video when I came back home made me emotional like the old guy in the advert. #cheeseitup

[@drdj2626]

me too, friend. horrible, *horrible* day here. So I was randomly trying to find something to change my mood, and here I came, thanks to KZbin recommendation algorithm. A laugh, at last.

[@TheNoodlenose]

These skits with you two are pretty awesome. Just found them a day ago. Love the interaction...this one nailed it. (not a regular show watcher)

[@GameolioDan]

Oh man... the suitcase at the end!

[@invoker619]

Jordan cracked a smile at 3:39 when Conan joined in on the happy birthday! Conan's improv really is very good

[@qumbersome5106]

Oh goodness, James looks adorable, he's so pretty.

[@jjk4891]

Exactly what I thought 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@sophie_dang]

Was thinking the same!!

[@nickz5849]

Handsome*

[@tadskyobakov4098]

I agree!!

[@michelleprieur1]

@@nickz5849 Disagree. There's a difference between men who are handsome; any man can be attractive. Some men are beautiful and he's one of them. It's not easy to explain but beauty is beauty. More importantly, why don't you just let people express their opinion?

[@JoeCambo]

Conan interrupting Jordan to sing along with happy birthday is so good