Conan Pitches A Boring X-Men Movie | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@perfidiously8041]

I've never considered Cyclops at the optometrist before. Conan opened my eyes

[@jp4431]

Hopefully it didn't open Cyclops' eyes

[@ctrainbeats]

i love conan's xmen lol Storm is really petty so she casts small rainclouds over people at the grocery store

[@SuperTracilee]

🤣🤣🤣

[@iamjaybugg]

I see what you did there!

[@dsnitely]

We can read in-between the limes. And it burns!

[@ColinFox]

I laughed way too hard at Magneto being a fridge magnet

[@sailormaxx]

Me too 😂

[@whyarewestillhere8767]

Qwataaaannggg

[@thomasthompson5613]

Check Ex-Men by Pete Holmes

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Magento having control over the color pink is a way better premise

[@pb_and_nutella]

SiriusXM letting him go live at any time is the same move as TBS giving him a show and letting him do literally anything; with any other person it's probably a mistake, with Conan it's how you produce the best content you possibly could

[@justgonzothegreat]

True. But it's not content, it's comedy.

[@dufresne1363]

No doubt about that but it's such a shame I cant listen to it as someone from Asia 😢.

[@jenkem4464]

@@justgonzothegreat Comedy is content. ?

[@globdrop]

​@@justgonzothegreatthat is exactly what "content" means in this instance. What else could you have thought that meant?

[@adamharrold407]

@@globdrop relax bro, hes literally saying comedy is higher than content. hes literally complimenting conan and his humor

[@J0Nramirez]

Conan's joke about Magneto getting stuck to the fridge is exactly why he is where he is. That was so quick and creative and FUNNY. Gosh. The optometrist one as well. xD

[@Shardfenix]

If Conan wrote an X-Men movie about how their powers ruin their day-to-day lives, I would watch it.

[@DarkGob]

Gonna be honest, as a Marvel fan I would *absolutely* watch a Conan-penned X-Men movie. Give him no reference material whatsoever.

[@le_vinsky]

Yes! Conan's X-Men and Hans and Franz movie please.

[@LexingtonB09]

I love how passionate Sona got about Magneto’s power abilities 😂😂

[@perkasch5488]

Sonas laugh.....The Best!

[@doggedout]

"Sirius Xm. The abandoned mall of comedy." - Smeigel

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Okay, Conan’s Cyclops at the optometrist was the first actual time I was taking a sip of a cocktail and spit it out (and across my microwave 😕). I don’t know what we did to deserve Coco and the Chill Chums, but I’m sure glad we did it

[@Studeb]

I laughed too much at the fridge bit, luckily my colleagues are really noisy today too. :D

[@jeraldcastillo3357]

I love seeing Sona laugh hahahaha

[@pelijer]

I'm an idiot. I actually showed up for an X-Men pitch. Cyclops doesn't technically shoot lasers. It's called an optic blast because it is a bludgeoning force, and his eyes are portals to an infinite dimension of the energy. I know pure energy cannot bludgeon, but they needed a reason for him not cutting everyone in half. His visors use ruby quartz to redirect the energy, allowing control. I hope this helps you get through your day-to-day.

[@pelijer]

Ya know, it's kind of irritating when they show him scream all pissed off, and shoot his eyes harder cuz he's grrrr. The power is on at full blast all the time - that's the problem. And that's why I don't get people hating on him for being a tightwad. He has to be aware of his surroundings all the time. It's like having a semi-nuclear minigun annihilating all you can see before you. Trees, buildings, the ground, people. Beast had to make him super-tech to let him ever open his eyes again. How does he wake up in the morning properly? What if he has a lucid dream? What if he slips while he's out jogging. Nevermind that he's been in charge of a combat unit since being a young teenager, the weight of which Prof. X made clear from the beginning. Any time he slips up for a moment, someone dies. So, jeez Wolverine, stop trying to bang his wife. Pretty unprofessional workspace, dude. We're trying to win equality for all mutants, here

[@panckreous]

@@pelijer I appreciate this comment so much. And that you came back a day later to follow up to your original makes it even better. Thank you, good sir.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Marvel backtracked on the whole "punches from the punch dimension" thing almost immediately, because it was really stupid.

[@florete2310]

5:36 There, for a short second I thought, he'd refer to Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Judy Dench in The Human Centipede (Team COCO Edit)😂😂😂

[@Toidal]

When I heard Adam Driver rumored to play Mr. Fantastic, I kinda hoped for Marvel to go full genre bent with Fantastic 4 and make a Marriage Story with Reed and Susan

[@jellojiggler1693]

I feel like a family friendly sci fi probably wouldn't work. It honestly would be better recieved if they made it a family/marraige drama with heavy sci fi elements or a dark sci fi with heavy familial drama elements. I've personally thought that the family elements make a lot of their stories *work.* I seriously hope that dude from the office doesn't get the role.

[@TheSuf]

Dear Team Coco Thank you so much for posting this video. I was badly in need of the laugh today considering the craziness around the world. Thank you from the bottom of my heart❤️

[@annahsau3861]

The way how you can just hear Bley laughing in the background as Conan inaccurately references xmen. 😅

[@vincevvn]

Damn Conan really came at Sir Ian Mckellen like that 😂

[@taputechnic]

There was an episode of "Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends" where they beat Magneto by giving him TOO MUCH power, and metal objects (including possibly refrigerators) stuck to him involuntarily.

[@cameronshryock955]

I’m revoking Matt’s nerd card for not correcting sona that cyclops doesn’t have laser eyes, it’s an optic blast like a big red punch. Sorry bud! 😂

[@garbouwdeark9103]

IIRC that's not even it. Apparently his eyes are portals to another dimension or something and that's how the optic blasts spill through.

[@inappropriate_comments]

Imagine hugh Jackman calling the CONAN RADIO just to tell him off!!!

[@sailormaxx]

😂😂

[@caseywood9781]

I love the absurd super powers!! I want to see your X-MEN movie. Sona takes personal like a nerd. How do you find these people?

[@kevinfrank8164]

I love how exasperated Sona got about Conan not knowing how Magneto’s power works

[@Kingofeld]

missing patton oswalt for an xmen discussion

[@florete2310]

True. Plus: I'd really love to see an X-men goof-off edition by Conan O'Brien

[@lukecasio9810]

An X-Men satire written by Conan? I'd put on my cyclops gogs and watch the hell out of that

[@daedalus_20v]

SiriusXM(en) is actually the name of Conan's X-Men movie. In it, he plays "Dr. Sirius," who's power is making everybody laugh so that they can't stop him from committing old-timey crimes and twirling his moustache. In this continuum, Magneto is helpless _against_ magnets and Wolverine's bones are covered in Strontium.

[@paulflack5033]

How did they just blow past Matt”s “Jonesin for some Consin”? That’s gold, baby! 1:06

[@positivetakes5592]

Conan O'Brien not knowing anything about X-men reminds me of Extras when Patrick Stewart was surprised to learn that Ricky Gervais had never seen Star Trek

[@shawn5346]

Damn it Sona. They aren't lasers. They're concussive blasts from another dimension.

[@Feelthefelt]

In this movie, Storm works as a meteorologist, but it keeps bringing up journalistic ethics questions.

[@agentsmith6161]

: ))))))

[@Hollywood041]

I feel like it should be called the Call-in O'Brien show w/ Coco

[@falsemcnuggethope]

Hosted by Colin O'Brien

[@Razali.]

Captain Japan would be a great addition to X-Men Universe.

[@englishlit0171]

Love Sona!

[@shelveDEMO]

8:11 - the background laughing

[@jaywinner328]

How dare you imply Sir Ian McKellen phones in any performance!

[@djfkshg]

the table has turned, nerds are super knowlege super heros, i like it

[@sneddsnedd]

The magneto stuck to the fridge with his legs kicking was the funniest quote ever made lol

[@jarelington]

I'm going to animate that part at the end where Conan is talking about the X-Men 😂🤣

[@miker.9138]

I'm jonesin' for some Conesin.

[@paulisson]

I miss when at the beginning of the videos used to have a bit of theme song

[@Juankisp]

I'd love to watch that X-men movie, just as much as I'd love to watch the Hans and Franz movie.

[@TheBacontarian]

Magneto on a fridge might happen as he gets older and has trouble controlling his powers, like Xavier in Logan. Conan should write an X-men slice of life anime TV show

[@k4hun4]

Magneto getting stuck to the fridge after a few drinks would be a good sketch tho

[@gregorbingham]

Best Conan moment of 2023! Hilarious!

[@deadlynightshde]

I wish he'd make a separate channel on Sirius with him only talking in that old timey voice. Id listen all day.

[@elisabarbuto4709]

I listen to you guys on 104 Sirius and I look like a crazy person laughing. The sad part is that I’ve heard the same podcasts on KZbin 😢 Hope Sona’s voice is back 🤞

[@sambonia42]

Disney needs to make this Xmen project. It can be animated, but Conan must have complete creative control and Hugh Jackman should be asked to do the voice of Wolverine.

[@davindavis3085]

Um, actually Cyclops' eyes are portals to a dimension of infinite energy. 🤓

[@LiberArchivum]

Now we know what it sounds like when Gourley practiced his newscaster sign off in front of the mirror

[@IamPoob]

7: 21 Sona made the xmen bit full circle

[@Sledgeh101]

As much as I enjoy listening to Conan and Sona, I wish I could talk with Matt, because I feel like he and I could geek out about a lot of stuff. And Wolverine's bones are laced with Adamantium. He got them when he was part of the Weapon X program.

[@AlSimmons-km6ge]

I would love to see a Conan’s X-Men skit or comic mini series lol

[@LookBehingYou]

There was indeed a 4-panel comic by PBF in which Magneto became Galactus's fridge magnet.

[@sabrinarene6909]

The all black look looks so good!

[@stmission]

Conan's mashup of the X-Men via the Simpsons is crazy hilarious! Heavy humorous relief from that overweighted Marvel franchise. Pls continue.

[@GulzatMatisakova]

I want to read Conan X-Men comics 😂

[@markfisher2683]

“ Now what seems to be the -AAAAHHHHHH!!!!”😂😂😂😂😎😎

[@uplink7374]

I appreciate how Conan wears something different during the ads so I know where to scrub to skip them.

[@truthhurts3524]

Damn, I was excited for the recipes for a few seconds.

[@SteveSmartPoetryandMusic]

I want to make a dance track made entirely of Sona's reaction noises from the podcast. And by 'want to' I mean I am absolutely going to 😄

[@drzecelectric4302]

104!!

[@samgradyfilm]

I like Sona talking about X-men.

[@jgrey8959]

Nightcrawler, people keep trying to use him as bait. Conan keeps calling the Professor "Captain". Wants Storm to make it stop raining for his pool party. Is convinced Beast is Sullivan from Monsters Inc, keeps asking where Billy Crystal is. Gets mad that Wolverine won't heal his gout. Refers to Jean Grey as "Tucson".

[@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407]

The Flaming C!!! Need a series on him!

[@229BlackHat]

Conan being such an avid cyclist and actively promoting SUV’s is really puzzling. Have yall talked to Lectric eBikes? They would be a great sponsor!

[@noahjohnson8975]

I am dying to see this movie.

[@lakai19]

They'd be Conan's Men: The C-Men 😅😅😅

[@andreachung396]

lol sona really does yell everything XD

[@JackalsIII]

I would watch this X-Men movie!

[@kumakhan22]

We need Bley to bring Conan to an arcade so he can experience the 6 player X-men arcade game. Classic Colossus BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@RyanGelatin]

I thiiiink he's thinking of Professor X's cerebro helmet? Definitely not Magneto's helmet, which are not glasses, but limits Cerebro's capabilities.

[@jasonschwartz7781]

This entire video was an ad and it had an ad in the middle of it...

[@donovanharrison3516]

I'd gladly watch Conan's X-men movie .... better than some of the recent doo daa Marvel's been rolling out lately. Thx Conan another bullseye 🙏

[@Nirvanafan5423]

Andrew from the old Jason Ellis show!? 😱😮 6:40

[@generaljellyroll8737]

The "Rest in Piece" recipe that is a cake for someones wake

[@syoung3868]

LOL that would be a Great Mini skit , LOL

[@kumakhan22]

Conan's super power would be similar to Husk. He sits in the sun too long and he can shed his skin to reveal the bleached skeleton beneath!

[@ebonstone2980]

Now I can only imagine Ian McKellan stuck to a fridge.

[@imnottellingyoumyname3050]

One person going up two notches is two people going down one notch. We probably have net sadness as a result so I see this as an unfortunate day.

[@jonathanpatch5281]

Spin-off podcast idea: Matt 'n Sona -- Show Biz Phonies

[@Veritas-33]

it won't be boring, it'll be hilarious !! write an x-man movie Conan!!

[@PhotonShower]

An armenian mother of two fights with a wierd irish guy over magneto being stuck in a fridge

[@danielrivas3241]

"Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers to?"

[@juliomarin3755]

No one does sketches like conan that's why again like the show

[@molochi]

Do these satellites subscriber channels of radio have regular listeners? Or is it just new purchases of vehicles with introductory free offers like most internet things?

[@falsemcnuggethope]

Probably not, that's why conan was allowed in

[@lachauntiswashington231]

LOL!! I don't watch marvel often, but I would watch this movie. this idea is something you would see on robot chicken or SNL.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flxsemi]

Somehow the unlikely scenario of those Howard Stern callers calling in again for this new show with the same annoying questions popped up in my head as a possibility

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Magento with the power to control pink as the antagonist

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

He has a mild case of mutant dyslexia and doesn't know he's supposed to control magnetism

[@davidluchsinger7377]

Saw this when I watched the last few Marvel movies.

[@Kainkrup]

I love to see that xmen movie!

[@jc2333]

Is Conan pitching shoeverine? It’s optic blast for cyclops . Magneto is magnetism . I’ll help coco with superheroes.

[@RT-xj7el]

Sona needs to expand her range. Her most common quip is 'Ok' or 'Alright'.

[@neeravnaik]

Conan moved up to 104 but they got Jay Leno on 103

[@ozzyku1269]

Conan’s super power would Be to make awkward moments with the super hero’s “ Cap America you need a baloney sandwich or something? 😂”

[@changunn]

team coco is the only reason y I still have Sirius xm😅

[@chrisf8097]

Conan would make a great Cyclops!!

[@matthewfreeman2]

" oh yea what kinda bones he got "

[@eric-xn2qv]

Half this video was an ad

[@highergrounds8018]

I can't believe he missed CoCadio instead of Conan Radio. He graduated from Havard?!?

[@ag3210]

Honestly… better than anything marvel can come up with lately.