Arnold should return as Conan, give him the big beard from the ending of the original and have him be an older and more seasoned warrior, he’s still got plenty of muscle so why not? Have a new director do it and Rated R.
@PsychicViper6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I heard that Conan the Conquerer was cancelled. Its a damn shame
@TokixWartooth5 жыл бұрын
The Legend of Conan was announced on Arnold's IMDB
@justice_productions_5 жыл бұрын
TokixWartooth Really? That’s Good News!
@orcatwar98105 жыл бұрын
@@TokixWartooth which i heard is already having trouble because it needs..............well a platform so people can watch it and the guy who has the rights doesn't know jack about making movies
@judsongaiden98785 жыл бұрын
We need to see how he becomes king by his own hand.
@ThatUmbrellaGuy7 жыл бұрын
Decker Shado, putting the romance back in necromancy.
@TheOnlyGuermo7 жыл бұрын
I tried that once, now I am not allowed near morgues or hospitals.
@nooneofimportance21106 жыл бұрын
That's another series that Decker should review. The Necromantik series of movies.
@DominikSobolewski6 жыл бұрын
yup. that one cracked me the fuck up.
@mansome_62825 жыл бұрын
ThatUmbrellaGuy found TUG
@hypnoticskull63424 жыл бұрын
...That does not sound right...
@GriffinPilgrim7 жыл бұрын
This is why one should always make sure you've got a decent player for the Rogue. Otherwise he drags the other classes down. Not that a Barbarian heavy party is gonna do all that well anyway.
@StCerberusEngel7 жыл бұрын
He's not that kind of thief.
@GriffinPilgrim7 жыл бұрын
+StCerberusEngel Spoony reference, I got it!
@StCerberusEngel7 жыл бұрын
Those were better days. Oh well, at least we have Decker.
@cliffg.42057 жыл бұрын
GriffinPilgrim Always should have a clever caster, and an adept Rogue who knows how to read a fight for the best advantage.
@MThrow6 жыл бұрын
I always dual classed a mage/ thief, that way I could Dimensional Door behind the enemy for a VERY nasty Backstab.
@carmajinn7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla VS Conan the DESUTOROYA!
@duffzilla12927 жыл бұрын
Rigon no
@ThatSpecialNobody7 жыл бұрын
Duffzilla12 you don't get the reference m8
@duffzilla12927 жыл бұрын
Tarkatan I do
@seb247897 жыл бұрын
I´d watch it. My money´s on The Governator though.
@steff-the-ghoul6 жыл бұрын
When James Rolfe insertet Desutroya in your brain ;)
@SuperSethstone6 жыл бұрын
True story. I watched this on tv when I was a kid. And the monster with the horn came on. I had been yelling to my mom stuff that had been happening in the movie. I said "theres a horny monster!". She came in and yelled at me, and said that I shouldn't talk like that. I had no idea what horny meant. Then I purposefully found out soon after somehow. Pro tip to parents. Trying to protect your kid from information will ironically expose and teach them that information.
@Gharzul7 жыл бұрын
Andre the Giant played the monster, no idea why he was uncredited.
@omegarugal92837 жыл бұрын
They need a man in a suit, a REALLY big man... about being uncredited, i don`t know, maybe he requested to have his name taken out this awful movie
@Gharzul7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I couldn't find out why. Most people never knew that was him.
@waynesWyrdWorld7 жыл бұрын
If heard it was him too. Wish he had been credited to put any doubt at rest.
@Thundarr1006 жыл бұрын
I think that he was uncredited because he didn't show his face while in the suit. Had the costume required that his face be exposed, even under heavy latex prosthetic make up, then he would have been given a credit in the film.
@GrosvnerMcaffrey4 жыл бұрын
There's a great picture out there with Arnold Andre and Wilt standing together on set and Arnold looks so short compared to them
@thebigzapfer86967 жыл бұрын
15:00 They are not the queens guards, they guard the Horn they are stealing!
@Thundarr1005 жыл бұрын
I was going to mention that myself.
@wukong22824 жыл бұрын
Wasnt the wizard who later does the sacrifice with them tho?
@Thundarr1003 жыл бұрын
@@wukong2282 no, that was a different guy. There were three factions, all wanting to sacrifice Jhenna & resurrect Dagoth. 1) Queen Taramis (terrible misuse of the character's name, as in the books she was a good queen and it was her identical twin sister who was evil) 2) Toth-Amon (an even worse misuse of the character's name, as he was a major villain in the books and not just a minor boss) 3) The Guardians of The Horn (these guys were created specifically for the movie and not based on any book characters)
@montevideo35806 жыл бұрын
I forgot the actress playing the princess, Olivia d'Abo, was so attractive.
@TheFreakyFanatic7 жыл бұрын
Your rolling skills are on point.
@Reidbynature7 жыл бұрын
I genuinely liked this Conan as a kid. Even the hapless thief sidekick. To me, as a kid, this offered more spectacle than the first. The sorcerer/monster fight was a favourite of mine. Shame that I hear if Arnold does actually manage to get another Conan movie made it's rumoured to ignore this one.
@Reidbynature7 жыл бұрын
Antichrist2000 Ha ha. I didn't even realise. "You're my number one guy" ~ Joker.
@leonardeuler95924 жыл бұрын
I watched this Conan as a teenager and I liked it too. Also, the Dagoth fight was a favourite of mine.
@Crushbra2 жыл бұрын
Rewatched this movie. Zula legit bit Wilt Chamberlin in the fight they had on screen. They didn't get along while filming. Also I liked that they chose to use the same music during the princess sacrifice as was used in the 1st one during snake sacrifice
@mikloskoszegi7 жыл бұрын
Great review Decker Shado! I love the first movie but this is just a bit of a letdown for me. Just to clear a bit of a confusion, the soldiers and the wizard at the temple were not the queen's minions but some kind of cultists. The wizard even says that they are the keepers of the horn and waited for the girl their whole lives. Doesn't make the film better though.
@DeckerShado7 жыл бұрын
Ah, that makes... a little more sense? "we are the ones to cause the end of the world but get on the evil god's good side - NO, we are to be on his good side!" ...was a bit confusing with the queen's guard tailing Conan the whole time before that though, and with the fact that they dress very damn similarly.
@mikloskoszegi7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i think the queen's guard either fucked up and attacked too early or they simply miscalculated and Conan cut them down before Mombaata got there.
@ForbiddenFruit737 жыл бұрын
Wow. I always thought that wizard was the same guy who tried to sacrifice the princess later, but I can see now they do look slightly different.
@wolfcrow48227 жыл бұрын
Decker Shado, Please extend Summer to include Red Sonja. You can't just leave Arnie's sword 'n' sorcery era hanging at Conan the Destroyer!
@sonyavengeance6 жыл бұрын
This movie is pure D&D Barbarian... Fighter, Warrior, Thief and a Sorcerer but to top it off is the ways to kill the bosses as you pointed out! Your vidZ are THEE best man and the commentary is priceless... 17:15 killed me
@420gaiden3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite movies of all time when I was a kid. I can speak the whole script word for word.
@LuxBellator927 жыл бұрын
Hoping you do reviews for Red Sonja (I've never seen it but I've heard it's Arnie's least favourite of his films) and The Running Man (one of the most enjoyably quotable Arnie flicks made)!
@LuxBellator927 жыл бұрын
Sounds perfect for Decker to review then!
@giovannyalpizar53515 жыл бұрын
20:40 I swear, this would’ve been the best Castlevania film adaptation if they used Arnold’s Conan. Hell, even the inspiration was from this franchise!
@markjohnston37905 жыл бұрын
You always sound like Freddy Kruger , on the Intervals! LOL
@davidfunk35054 жыл бұрын
If I remember right, the wizard intended to use the princes to pick up the horn of Dagoth, and control Dagoth for himself.
@neilprice5137 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that the quest to get the key was pointless? There is a tunnel at the back of the locked dragon head thing that just leads to an unguarded hole in a cliff. No other locked door, guards or anything else shown. So going through the back would be far easier than going after the ice wizard and his key. ;op
@nooneofimportance21107 жыл бұрын
yeah except Bambata had to MAKE that hole, and in order to find it the weak point to make said hole, you would have been combing the desert for a hole in the rock about 2 inches across. It's easier to get into the back entrance of Bleak Falls Barrow than the back hole in this movie.
@nooneofimportance21107 жыл бұрын
I thought I pointed that out. They had to find it first then Bambata (Wilt's character) made the hole, no way to find the weak spot from the outside.
@TheThejayman327 жыл бұрын
Neil Price In the novelization, Jehnna had to combine the jewel and horn to make them capable of resurrecting Dagoth.
@Thundarr1005 жыл бұрын
@@nooneofimportance2110 yeah but they had Akiro with them. He could have simply used the same spell that he used to find the secret entrance into the wizards castle.
@nooneofimportance21105 жыл бұрын
@@Thundarr100 Good point, but then that would bring up the question "How did they know about the weak spot in the back there?" Th group followed Jehnna to the cave, found the door, and opened it. No point looking for the back door when the front door is open.
@phrozac7 жыл бұрын
Hey, Decker! Loved the vid. This is one of my favorite movies as a kid. I admit, I wasn't paying very close attention, but I did pick up on a pretty big error on your part. The guardians of the horn weren't affiliated with Queen Taramis or Bombata, they were a 3rd faction. Bombata was in just as much danger in there as Conan. PEACE!
@tacosworld-oq5tv Жыл бұрын
The guy in the monster suit is the all mighty Andre the giant from wrestling
@lucycrown20327 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for another review Decker, keep up the good work man!
@seb247897 жыл бұрын
Weren´t there talks about a new movie where Arnie plays an aging king Conan?
@orcatwar98105 жыл бұрын
yes but having trouble
@Kains_Gaming_Channel7 жыл бұрын
Hay decker. Just watching your gaming channel only to find you've upload another video.
@SCPH75037 жыл бұрын
This is basically the Indian Summer of Arnold Schwarzenegger at this point. Not that I'm complaining.
@TheThejayman327 жыл бұрын
Robin Gilliver An indian summer is a time in fall that feels like summer.
@TheThejayman327 жыл бұрын
Robin Gilliver An indian summer is a time in fall that feels like summer.
@Kable_TV7 жыл бұрын
ATTENDANCE
@fredesca86486 жыл бұрын
SCPH7503 N
@Loonaticx6 жыл бұрын
You, Brandon Tenold, Maniacal Cinephile, James Rolfe, all my favorite movie reviewers. New sub, oh tamer of immaculate mane!
@keiththompson94357 жыл бұрын
So 2 Bond Girls, Uncle Iroh, a terrible comic relief, Wilt Chamberlain and Ahnold on a quest? I’ll get the popcorn😁
@randalgraves69793 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the comic relief was Rob Schneider 🤔
@Hugh_Morris7 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see a new Conan movie, one that gets it right
@commandervex16267 жыл бұрын
You've already helped me cheer up, as I've left my stuff in my school locker and the day sucks
@squiggles6847 жыл бұрын
Dammit Decker,uploading while i'm in the middle of class.
@DeckerShado7 жыл бұрын
My evil plans to sew procrastination into the youth of the 21st century is coming to fruition.. mwahahaha!
@IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK7 жыл бұрын
FIRST! Hey Decker Shado I'm a huge fan! I hope to see ur thoughts on batman and robin and the amazing ice man cometh!!!!! Hope ur day is good
@ChaosTicket7 жыл бұрын
I always thought the group of warriors in the tomb where Conan finds Daggoth's Horn to be a different group from the Queen's Guard, say cultists springing a trap. But looking at it here the Wizard leading them and the High Priest that gets impaled are the same actor.
@leightonwinter92437 жыл бұрын
it dont get any better than a decker shado review
@TokixWartooth5 жыл бұрын
I love these reviews! Watched the reviews for Red Sonja, Conan the Barbarian, and now this one. I loved the Conan movies, as well as the soundtracks for them. The Legend of Conan was recently announced on Arnold's IMDB.
@leperwolf72872 жыл бұрын
They weren't the queen's guards in the horn's castle. The wizard flat out said they were the keepers of the horn and had been their waiting for Jehnna to arrive to claim it for generations.
@stevennavarra32097 жыл бұрын
Oh, we know Red Sonja is coming soon
@davidfunk35054 жыл бұрын
That wizard in black and his goon, were a different group of people, likely with a statue of Dagoth in their own lair/castle/place thing.
@inthevoid20075 жыл бұрын
17:32 "my cousin's sister's brother dug his way out...." um, isnt that STILL just your cousin? i have two sisters; one older and one younger. so that would be like myself referring to them as " my parental units other offspring whom are female and share the 7 common alleles of dna..."
@DaveFu7 жыл бұрын
If the Queen was a Mexican chambermaid, this movie would've been rated X. Fun fact: Wilt Chamberlain put off sleeping with 100 additional women to facilitate shooting.
@moomert16 жыл бұрын
Found my new favorite channel
@Fenris773 жыл бұрын
OH and I forgot, Bombatta's death was cut out in the Swedish version - among a great many other things...
@TheBlackKnight1o17 жыл бұрын
I swear I've seen something where the protagonist breaks a bunch of mirrors to kill a monster but I don't think it was this film.
@jagannathbarman67127 жыл бұрын
TheBlackKnight1o1 Was that sarcasm or you really don't know?
@TheBlackKnight1o17 жыл бұрын
Jagannath Barman I don't think it was this film, I legit don't know but I remember seeing something similar.
@jagannathbarman67127 жыл бұрын
TheBlackKnight1o1 Enter the dragon?
@Loonaticx6 жыл бұрын
I'll also support that it was probably Enter the Dragon. At least as far as my memory serves me.
@Misterunnamed7 жыл бұрын
Red Sonja. ONE MORE with Conan. Kinda.
@Misterunnamed7 жыл бұрын
It would make for a great review, that's for sure.
@kevind8147 жыл бұрын
Arnold refuses to make more Conan movies but does Red Sonja the next year, as a Conan knockoff? Looking forward to the story behind that one.
@ApophaticCartesian87 жыл бұрын
its probably the fact that arnold banged a prime brigitte nielsen during the making of this movie - good pussy will make men do things they usually wouldnt
@420NSS7 жыл бұрын
Please do a review on Willow.
@Thundarr1003 жыл бұрын
Hmmm . . . Maybe a "Summer of Swords & Sorcery"? He can do all of the cheesy Swords & Sorcery films that he hasn't done yet. Both the really good and the really bad (and the "So Bad They're Good"). Willow, Ator The Fighting Eagle, Legend, Deathstalker, Hawk The Slayer, Dragon Slayer, Dragonheart, Kull The Conqueror, Barbarian Queen, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit Trilogy, The Barbarians, Ralph Bakshi's 1978 Lord Of The Rings, etc. I like that idea!
@Alknix5 жыл бұрын
Apparently Bombata is a eunuch, which is why the queen trusts him around the princess.
@henriquebitencourt42805 жыл бұрын
2:17 Heh , so that's where Bethesda got the "inspiration" for Dovahkiin's helmet
@sesfilmsllc7 жыл бұрын
6:54 hey It's mayday from a view to a kill.
@angryskeleton56767 жыл бұрын
Creepy being foreshadowed, or should I say, foreSHADOED
@JohnMassari7 жыл бұрын
As always great. Love your choice of end music.
@cliffg.42057 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing that Conan The King was in the works. Did that production get cancelled without any to-do? I was hoping that there would be another movie with the amazing Conan soundtrack.
@bigbaba11115 жыл бұрын
the guards who they encounter in the tomb are not sent by the queen as far as i understand. they are a seperate fraction.
@Come2MeCaroline7 жыл бұрын
How long did you end up picking dead grass-bits out of your locks after that intro?
@DonPandemoniac7 жыл бұрын
For your wood chipper affection, have you given 'Tucker & Dale vs. Evil' a watch yet?
@diegobareno58203 жыл бұрын
17:08 - 17:15 So that's where Sisu got her analogy.
@alanrowley64023 жыл бұрын
Wilt "fucking" Chamberlin. Might be his middle name lmao love it
@TedShatner107 жыл бұрын
The band of mooks led by the white bearded wizard weren't the evil queen's guard but a 3rd party faction who were guarding the tomb housing the golden horn McGuffin.
@PFiction243 жыл бұрын
And to think Tracy Walters would go on the be Bob in Batman 89.
@leannkennett9054 жыл бұрын
Originally there was another Conan film slated to be made called Conan the king but it was never made. Honestly I wish they had done a true Conan film that wrapped it up with Conan finally finding “his kingdom” and ruling as a wise and kind king.
@lordinquisitor62337 жыл бұрын
Decker I agree, I only like to fight bosses in straight up brawls, not puzzles
@v.m.91987 жыл бұрын
Anyone else remember the Conan cartoon? My favorite episode was the one about the importance of reading
@Jay-gurl Жыл бұрын
Always laugh me ass off whenever Decker "mmmh!"s in that smile. It's just too hilarious. X"D
@viralshadow7 жыл бұрын
The guys in the temple weren't the queen's guards, they were the keepers of the horn.
@vdantev7 жыл бұрын
Grace Jones had trouble with directions like "only pretend to hit the other guy" so some of the villagers' screams of agony after getting whacked with the staff are very real. Apparently, the third Conan entry was written as "King Conan" but turned into Kull The Conqueror starring Keven Sorbo. PG ratings used to have teeth back in the day, I guess.
@afrog26664 жыл бұрын
1:27 Dr.Zoidberg? That you?
@Gayrai7 жыл бұрын
The "Fuzzy Butt of Schwarzenegger" has a ring to it...
@johntraxler56647 жыл бұрын
The comec relief in this movie...this is going to hurt...where's my root beer
@leannkennett9053 жыл бұрын
Sean Connerys Highlander introduction sounded way more epic and it was recorded by Connery in a hotel bathroom over the phone. (But I guess Sean Connery is just that epic. He was a classic thespianly trained actor so that probably had a lot to do with it.)
@thegoldenhammer127 ай бұрын
Decker?! I watched the summer of arny back when u did it! I either didn't see this one or i didn't hit like on it. Been a while yo! I hit like for sure this time. Also, i ain't watched em yet but, i plan on binging the gaming vids u've put out lately.
@ronp60097 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for Dagos. He had so much trouble fighting just Conan after spending time fighting groups for local charities.
@joshswanson23627 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Red Sonja, Brother...!!!!
@TheIdealofGreed6 жыл бұрын
6:42 I thought the same thing during your intro on the bloodsport review
@deltaprime35097 жыл бұрын
It's no longer summer it's October
@blakefreeman10777 жыл бұрын
Decker, you are fucking amazing!! makes me smile every time. and I just got the shittiest news I have ever had
@giovannyalpizar53517 жыл бұрын
I swear he could nail the Simon Belmont role for Castlevania! The hair and the body, and the boots! He just needs the whip!
@Thundarr1006 жыл бұрын
You were kind of off with your assessment of the other groups trying to get the horn. Both the wizard Toth-Amon and the other group wanted to use Princess Jhenna to awaken the god Dagoth so that they can rule the world by his side. However none of them worked for Queen Taramis. Toth-Amon worked for himself, and the Guardians of The Horn were a separate group with the same goal, but also not in league with Taramis.
@PhantosTheHedgehog6 жыл бұрын
I really dig your videos man! You have yourself a new subscriber!
@tbayvic85642 жыл бұрын
I love summer of Leprechaun but how in holy hell has there not been a SUMMER OF THE LIVING DEAD!!
@TheZXKUQYB7 жыл бұрын
My brother's sister's cousin never said anything about Decker's crazy hair!
@JayMane-z7c8 ай бұрын
I saw Conan the Barbarian & Conan the Destroyer 3x in the Theater when they were originally released & also purchased both films later on VHS. However ...on VHS I noticed the Conan & Togra fight scene in Destroyer had been edited to remove Togra's vastly superior Sword display after they both fell off their horses & continued fighting. I've never read anything regarding this "Edit" nor have watched any Arnold or Sven-Ole Thorsen interview that mentions it either. Regardless, as said ...Sven-Ole Thorsen's Sword skills really made Arnold look bad which I'm sure is the reason the "Edit" was done for Home media release.
@remnantproduction85187 жыл бұрын
My favourite summer special you done is the summer of Freddy vs Jason it will always be my favourite
@jacobcherian43847 жыл бұрын
Conan The Destroyer brings back many happy memories of 1984 !
@mihirlavande5 жыл бұрын
Pat Roach?!? The fucking cheeseburger walrus?!?
@Frankovelli7 жыл бұрын
Every Barb deserves his own personal comic relief
@Fenris775 жыл бұрын
A evil wizard/priest guy actually DID promise to bring back Conan's great love which was BELIT and not Valeria... Just saying.
@ingibingi20007 жыл бұрын
Can next year be the summer of jackie chan
@mangomutts20035 жыл бұрын
Your wish has been granted
@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight5 жыл бұрын
SHOW ME WHAT U GOT!!!!!!!
@Pugiron5 жыл бұрын
It was the diamond that could only be touched by the princess, thats how the wizard dies.
@smittenthekitteninmittens26797 жыл бұрын
it's Autumn now dude
@mrnaughtycat7 жыл бұрын
Pat roach the uk wrestling legend as the mirror wizard
@TheThejayman325 жыл бұрын
So basically Taramis promised if Conan took Jehnna to the Horn, the Queen would give him a zombie to live out his life with? Sounds logical. 😑
@nooneofimportance21107 жыл бұрын
Um Decker, I hate to be the nitpicker here, but, the guys who ambushed the party outside the Dragon head cave, that was a third party. they weren't part of the queens guard. The guard only attacked outside the forest after they recovered the diamond from the super wizard.
@TheBadGuy2355 жыл бұрын
yeah I was coming to see if anyone else was going to mention that. I mean I can understand the mistake given they dress almost exactly alike, but still a rare mistake by Mr. Shado.
@jasonnewell70365 жыл бұрын
Yep. They say, when asked who they are, that they are the keepers of the horn, and have been waiting for Jenna because they want to resurrect Dagoth themselves.
@Thundarr1005 жыл бұрын
I was going to say that myself.
@kylewolfkind4 жыл бұрын
*When the DM informs the party that it's going to be an escort mission* The party: "TO HELL WITH YOU!" 😄🗡
@vincentmarcellino71834 жыл бұрын
That's when the players are justified in playing like assholes, lol
@krono5el7 жыл бұрын
loved this movie as a kid cuz the practical effects at the end are badass
@Solsys20077 жыл бұрын
Well at last there is not going to be any "comic relief" character when Derek will review the Stallone movies... :)
@Bldyiii7 жыл бұрын
Awesome Summer! Is End of Days on the list??
@Not-TheOne6 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favs movies, its ridiculous and what not, but just a good adventure move, prefer it to the first. Also, that monster @ 9:44 was very scary when I was younger.
@matthewjandecka93627 жыл бұрын
Dude, summer is over! lol
@deep717537 жыл бұрын
Decker Shado is going to ignore me as usual that after Arnold Schwarzenegger did Hurculies he did a movie called the VILLAIN a comdy western but i guess decker thinks he"s to good to review it
@DoomTone117 жыл бұрын
3:56 Missed your chance for a Zelda CD-I reference.