Conan Visits Intel's Headquarters | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[@Not_so_greatScott]

I worked there when this was filmed. Immediately following the airing there was so much shame that they launched a whole office redesign and open office concept. Nothing like some well deserved ribbing to shake things up!!!

[@Muzikrazy213]

And??? What did the redesign look like???

[@Kalbo..]

lmao conan should go back there sometime.

[@rob_4227]

Wow, I’m proud that pointing and laughing was a force for change.

[@pudncld25ify]

I assume this was old considering the old monitors in the cubicals

[@Not_so_greatScott]

@@Muzikrazy213 The "gray on gray" quip led to an attempt to add color to some office buildings. The open office redesign looked much better than the 80s and 90s cubicles, at least the one I saw in Santa Clara. Much more current, modern aesthetic, without walls. I left the company a couple of years after that so not sure how well it took hold. Friends who stayed said it didn't work out too well but it's been years since then (Conan did this bit in 2007).

[@bbcmotd]

That office looks exactly how I imagined "work" as a kid.

[@Robotomy101]

damnation

[@wardochurchfan9166]

It looks like the matrix

[@thisismyusername7282]

Hell

[@AREPBOSS]

The Incredibles

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Lmao

[@Laizig]

These are the same cubicles mr. incredible was having a midlife crisis in.

[@Samuel-zl7yw]

I’m not happy Bob.... *Not happy...

[@JezzmanGAMES]

Reminded me of The Matrix. Like at any moment an Agent Smith could come out and be like: "Mr. Anderson!"

[@ithinkwedid]

@@JezzmanGAMES LMAO i bet someone did that there to the newbie

[@HirstMovies]

Samuel Paler I only heard Rex 😂

[@distinctloafer]

Also like the ones in Matrix.

[@daxoze]

I love how Intel spent money to sponsor the show and Conan just roasted them relentlessly.

[@JosephWallace-xo8sg]

And they still let him do his shenanigans. Says a lot. And they redesigned they layout after for staff. Can't argue what conan pointed out, and Intel made adjustments. Still a hilarious remote.

[@MrMBP1980]

Maybe clever move by someone in management to force a chance?

[@ilmoathe3022]

Intel looks just like the main character’s workplace that they quit to realize their true potential.

[@shawniscoolerthanyou]

Or the job they have to run away from because agent Smith is chasing them.

[@centralprocessingunit4988]

and they left intel to go to AMD and now intel is losing to AMD and no longer has a monopoly on microchips!!!

[@centralprocessingunit4988]

intel == joke

[@acatindisguise]

looks like joja's offices lol

[@sinuslebastian6366]

Tyler x86 isn't going anywhere anytime soon. What Apple did is absolutely commendable but let's not kid ourselves.

[@kawhileonard9691]

Conans whole show should just be visiting places it’s gold

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

With Jordan

[@zoperxplex]

@@Joemamahahahaha821 Only if he is locked in a cage.

[@leoslensphotography]

Just godda say amd make better processors now

[@leoslensphotography]

Just godda say AMD make better processors

[@MrGopalrockz]

i would love for him to continue Conan Without Borders after he retires from the talk show (preferably never, but hope he has 3-5 years in him, can cross Johnny Carson as the 2nd longest running host in the US). But i like the interviews too, thats how most of us non Americans find out about him. He's definitely a great interviewer, as seen on his podcasts and whenever decent guests come on his show. He's a great writer, as evidenced by his time on the Simpsons and SNL, and the Late Night show, and he's the complete package of physical, absurdist and verbal comedy as evidenced by his remotes. The man's a modern comedy legend, definitely one of the top comedians in the last 30 years. America's lucky to have him, hope they show him the respect he deserves, but he's def an international treasure too.

[@adamsundelin]

Those second graders are 20 years old now.

[@vizn9118]

Meaning they MIGHT understand what they were a part of.

[@nuclearmage]

Some of them might work or intern at Intel

[@thedovahkiin1999]

I was one of those second graders

[@kanjakan]

@@thedovahkiin1999 For real?

[@someguywithmtndew5691]

Prod Sado for real or rick roll?

[@jangelina]

“I feel like I need to get my boss and throw him out the window” had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣

[@tmmnago2722]

Kids can be freaking hilarious 😂

[@GazBC4U]

OMG that's too funny!!!

[@myao776]

you need counseling 🤣

[@RobotAndRobot]

The revolution bug is kicking in early for the little guy

[@HerreraAlonso]

Kids are amazing, parents and adults failed us

[@Digital111]

Intel corporate: "I want this place grey and lifeless, the kind of place that makes you suicidal" Interior decorator: "Say no more"

[@briemoore3457]

You joke, but I work at a small engineering firm and we had to fight to get one blue accent wall. Everything else (walls, carpet, ceiling, cube walls) is grey 😭

[@clovisdacruz6078]

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians.

[@thriftex1117]

@@clovisdacruz6078 Czechs*

[@JaydevRaol]

😆

[@lisaslilly3061]

@@clovisdacruz6078 who???

[@reinforcer9000]

that kid on the phone had better improv skills than a lot of the adult audience members who participated on the show

[@dioge3217]

The kid is better than the jimmys

[@gk2370]

especially his last line

[@robs1852]

He did. Probably because he didn't overthink it like an adult would

[@apseudonym]

he was yes-anding the heck out of that phone call

[@tonymontana1965]

that kid hasn't yet had his creativity, optimism and life energy taken away from him like those adults have.

[@zakiyaslater7042]

Love the improv from the kid, "I want to throw my boss out of the window."🤣

[@zzzmzzz4466]

Future late night host

[@JustDontdoitdude]

His parents go through this......

[@MikaelMurstam]

I don't think that was improv though. I think it was rehearsed.

[@jasmineguzman6343]

hhahah that was my brother

[@amstonesliz673]

FYI: By 2007 (this video) Keyvan was Factory Manager. By now 2023 he is Chief Global Operations Officer in Santa Clara.

[@josephobrien2760]

So?

[@whyyes6429]

@@josephobrien2760 It's a cool observation of how he's risen through the ranks. Now go back to your cave.

[@gregoriomurtagian5347]

by today, he was fired

[@MAX-xd4uz]

@@gregoriomurtagian5347 wait is that real??? damn :(

[@briefinggaming4045]

@@gregoriomurtagian5347 His blog post mentioned he retired?

[@ikuep]

Conan is a comedy alchemist. He turned that dull and mundane rock called intel into comedy gold.

[@emmanueloluga9770]

Don't forget his writers and the actual employees' sense of humor. This could have easily gone south. pssst...who am I kidding, it was already south lmao. This was probably one of the best things to happen to Intel's employees

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

orhema oluga he could have made a fart joke in that place and it still would have been gold. That place is the most boring place I’ve ever seen.

[@themegamysticalman1249]

@@emmanueloluga9770 You do realise Conan was a writer on the Simpsons? He is more than capable of writing this stuff himself.

[@emmanueloluga9770]

@@themegamysticalman1249 well no duh. Would you have liked if I stated "cowriters"

[@kirikayumura6015]

he had help from a group of 2nd graders.. not even Conan can make Intel fun on his own!

[@goodvibez693]

Conan: "Can you say 'lifeless environment?'" Children: "LIFELESS ENVIRONMENT" What an amazing tour guide! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@giantsdiscord3857]

ily

[@kirikayumura6015]

I liked the kid adlibbing that he wanted to throw his boss out the window.

[@sibi51811]

@@kirikayumura6015 i think that kid might have learnt it from his father.

[@JaydevRaol]

😆

[@keysersoze9040]

Thats an amazing gag

[@the-ultimate-mo9177]

I love how he makes fun of one of his biggest sponsors.

[@ninaroxas4670]

That office looks exactly how I imagined "work" as a kid.

[@darklurker1239]

@@ninaroxas4670 Yes we know.. the top comment said that already

[@prod.kikirich]

That office looks exactly how I imagined “work” as a kid.

[@John-kk8gi]

He walked so InternetHistorian could run

[@4thquarter214]

That office looks exactly how I imagined “work” as a kid.

[@noahpayne5065]

The really evil thing about moving a chair that says, "Do not move this chair out of this cubicle" is that when someone walks by the place where you illegally moved it to, they'll think that's where it belongs and the chair won't ever be able to get back to it's home unless another evil person walks by

[@KJ_2020]

Yeah they are very smart people but not smart enough to write the cubicle number on the sign

[@fraizie6815]

@@KJ_2020 It has the name of the person on it. Apparently you're not smart enough to use even a simple, basic human function called sight.

[@sahiblindberg]

@@fraizie6815mate why did you have to be this mean :D

[@JJ-qw3zo]

Man, other current talk show hosts don't come close to Conan. His wit alone has outshined all of them!

[@kiran-nambiar]

also skin, he's a light house

[@ArghyadeepPal]

You mean Jimmy Fakeon and Jimmy Fakell..

[@mynamejeff5283]

there's a Craig Ferguson guy. hes pretty funny. I found out about him recently.

[@JJ-qw3zo]

@@mynamejeff5283 I said "current", didn't compare conan with past talk show hosts.

[@anom3778]

Colbert is the worst

[@cro9909]

Let's be honest. That place looks like grey hell.

[@20thCentury_Turtle]

Pretty much what most software/tech company offices look like. The perfect mix of mundane and chaotic.

[@cro9909]

@@NoName-to5xl It's always important to have an encouraging and inspirational environment, no matter how passionate you are. Environments like these can make you hate anything, no matter how much you love it. There's scientific data behind this.

[@handlemonium]

With CRT monitors xD

[@gnoblin4792]

@@20thCentury_Turtle not remotely close to what big tech companies are in europe. Here in scandinavia we have pooltable, breakfast chefs and VR games to play. Anything to make you be comfortable stay those extra hours on the end of the day

[@Sam-um9nu]

C Ro yes but this may be it for them given how focused and clean it is, no room for anything other than the task at hand. computer aesthetic

[@roy04]

I wouldn’t blame Conan for roasting Intel, they had it coming

[@Simplejackfade]

I love Intel, but yea that work environment looks awful.

[@stevedoggydogg4461]

Dank Scrote the Hillsboro offices don’t look like that at all

[@DenGuleBalje]

@Todd M I'm an Intel user. Intel in my desktop and both of my laptops. Intel grew stagnant and is now being rightfully destroyed by the competition. Good riddance

[@_Chad_ThunderCock]

@Todd M I hope u found the intel roasting themselves joke funny, u know... cuz their litteraly on fire 🔥 lol

[@bobbyhp26]

But it’s on 2007 tho when amd is not even worthy to be called intel rival

[@bigjeff]

1:16 nobody gonna talk about how that guy shook hands from side to side? 😂

[@bastobasto4866]

@@Matt_OS The lady in the southern charms school video said that the "milkshake idea" doesn't work regarding handshakes, two pumps and then down - I wonder what she would think of this guy, who's either stirring his soup or brewing potions.

[@christophern762]

Must be an Ariana Grande fan

[@flamingo_with_Hat]

thats is amazingly awkward

[@Scyth3934]

That might have been conan forcing him to lol

[@hatchingdraggon8073]

OH this was a 2007 release. I was so confused why INTEL had such old computers ...

[@paulusandronicus]

still man, i think flat monitors were around years before this...

[@whmlprod]

XP and CRTs lol I was confused as hell also

[@vcom]

Thats why they're still stuck on 14nm!😂😂

[@biphazeic8275]

I think the channel re-uploads stuff often

[@mr.libluckiestinfinitebene2589]

well that's why they sill use 14nm ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@AngelLopez-iv5jv]

I expected intel to be more like Google. 😂 I did not see this coming.

[@palimdragonmaster3k]

Only Google looks like Google

[@CaeserOct]

There are a lot of cool working environments ala google, especially in tech but few can afford all the amenities google can

[@johnmarley1591]

I mean, I video is from 2007 and they hopefully remodeled the place after getting severely roasted.

[@dv9239]

Trust me the gym and massage chairs in google are so insignificant on the grand scale you gotta do the same amount of work anyway

[@raysingh1561]

intel is an old company based on manufacturing .so it looks more like a bank or law firm

[@Markski]

"They're the world leading chip manufacturer... Or so they tell me" This video is from 2007 and aged about as well as you'd expect haha

[@fireballs7346]

Amd says hi😂😂

[@zoperxplex]

The Chinese are going to take over. Live with it!

[@sawkevinnoel7954]

zoperxplex Is China is known for chip manufacturing? (honest question)

[@zoperxplex]

@@sawkevinnoel7954 They certainly manufactured a lot of the chips they used for their latest super computer the TaihuLight.

[@robby_zhang]

Saw Kevin Noel no the chips come from AMD, which outsourced to TSMC, the leading manufacturer from Taiwan

[@Francoberry]

I'm actually shocked Intel actually went ahead with this remote... even for an older office this is devastatingly depressing. I've no idea what they thought the company would look like on TV

[@Doc_Valparaiso]

They probably hoped it would convey a serious business. Nothing like those hacky sack frisbee golf dog walking casuals over at Google.

[@joebingham9786]

Apparently after this they completely changed there offices

[@8BitNaptime]

It looks like the office in the original TRON.

[@itsmylife8639]

Most companies are like that, I dont see why it is depressing. It helps you to focus. Btw I am from Semiconductors.

[@peepeepoopooman7893]

@@itsmylife8639 “Helps you focus” that’s such a fallacy to push uniformity and suppress individuality. I really think the cubicles and depressing colors bring down efficiency. Everyone does better in different settings you can’t just assume it helps everyone focus.

[@beck3k]

Those 2nd graders are now in their 3rd year of university.

[@1ken1111]

Time flies

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

1 year away from confined lifeless environments

[@yourbossdonpely]

@@user-vc5rp7nf8f lol

[@erikt3162]

Roast them if you want but it’s better than being unemployed

[@rob_4227]

Ha ha don’t be silly. COVID-19 derailed that dream for sure!

[@mayuraoak]

It looks much better now! Most of the floors are redesigned, no more greys, colored murals everywhere, cream colored cubes with lesser height which also helps to fill the office floor with a lot of natural light, cube decorations, colorful breakout regions, we even have a floor with lounges sprinkled amid open floorplan. The office looks starkly different today, so it is fun to see this video and laugh along!

[@BardiaSaeedi]

I work at AMD and things are way better. They give us a prostitute on thursdays and a free health check on Friday

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

@@BardiaSaeedi LMAOOOOOOOO

[@starllama2149]

@@BardiaSaeedi AMD's for the boiis

[@DaggerZ555]

Sounds like you typed that at gunpoint

[@WadeWilsonDP]

Did they give you monitors from the last 2 decades as well?

Looks like the place Neo works in at the start of the Matrix, lol.

[@rafox66]

Damn it, I wanted to say the same thing. xD

[@RabbitConfirmed]

wake up neo

[@Custodianx]

@@rafox66 and you didn't just steal the comment for yourself? what kind of logical internet is this

[@UNDERCOVERbeats]

​@@Custodianx well, I wanted to say it and guess what, I'm gonna steal it now anyway

[@ElvenMans]

Oh no no no 😂

[@coffeeandtrance]

there will never be another conan. ever. no one in the mainstream will ever be this funny for as long as the human species exists

[@canneddinners6059]

He was "Inside intel" haha

[@thakingis]

This comment deserves more likes. Lol.

[@JawedHuda]

This is gold lmao

[@hanih1668]

@@thakingis people didnt get it🤣

[@CuriousEarthMan]

then they served him chips with lunch.

[@vickykaushik8764]

also 'Intel inside'

[@1flamealchemist]

Current talk show hosts are just that. Hosts. Conan is a comedian.

[@jermainekngdom3154]

All host start off as stand up comedians. It's his personality that's make him different.

[@MohdAkmalZakiIO]

@@jermainekngdom3154 agreed.

[@sharknato1245]

yea true

[@MrMustacrackish]

It makes no sense. He knocks every remote out of the park and is clearly the funniest host. Yet somehow Fallon's show is still a more enjoyable watch.

[@1flamealchemist]

@@MrMustacrackish that's because they only ride trends and pander relentlessly. Conan tries to strike a balance between mass appeal and being himself. Also, Conan's earlier attempts at appealing to the younger generations were huge hits (clueless gamer) because they did it while letting him be himself. Fallon in his place would have pretended to enjoy the games instead of going on a hilarious rant.

[@barryallen827]

Love how the little kid said he wants to throw his boss out the window! LOL

[@dingnghetakhiangte3870]

that kid needs counselling🤣

[@Holbytatown]

He merged with the narrative Conan created! I think he could have grown up becoming a very good role player😁

[@jamezlim1898]

I can see that kid getting scouted by Conan in a decade or so

[@barryallen827]

@@jamezlim1898 knowing Conan, he probably already got the kid's parents to sign a contract with the show!

[@erniemendoza36]

SF! 🧡💛

[@AdrazNS]

Conan: "The Chess Club" Todd: "Who's Laughing now?"

[@nicholas_eras]

Yes i was in the chess club

[@naraimonjapanese1929]

7:00 The moment the artificial intelligence you've been training surpasses you

[@seoyunha3030]

Underrated comment

[@almastahmid9106]

bump

[@marisolestrella8312]

bump

[@ninepuchar1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@securedigit]

The cubicles look like a scene where neo escapes from the agents at his office in The Matrix movie.

[@smgr7851]

▀kzbin.info/www/bejne/jofPn6CJirmEqKM USA NUKES Palmyra Syria during Syrian conflict 9 20 13 573 views •08/08/2020

[@Domazsakalauskas]

It's probably where they filmed it too. This place looks like one step away from mental institution.

[@10Slayer01]

Exactly what I thought of! And what a dreadful environment to work in.

[@Bs60182]

Thought the same thing when I saw it

[@tarasov9794]

I second that

[@funkydankspliff]

I wonder how that kid at 6:16 is doing today, he seems too pure for this world jumping up and down enjoying life to the fullest. I hope wherever he is that life has not tainted that spark and joy

[@plgproductions383]

Hopefully he sees this

[@JuliusCaesar888]

Yeaaaaaah okay, he's somehow a bizarre exception to the rule of maturing and realizing how difficult life is. Lmfao put down your pipe.

[@4thquarter214]

He's an inmate at the state penitentiary

[@JangoDeLego]

@@kyyk8898 Society 😔

[@possecut]

It ain't that deep bro...

[@rebekah_meeker]

As a child of a Intel Engineer (in Cali, but different campus) this is 10000% accurate. The pink stickers on the kids were our “guest badges” and I used to think I was so cool. And the cafeteria chairs were as uncomfortable as they looked. That’s why you’d see so many people just eat at their cubicles. Plus, the “don’t move this chair” part was definitely something a lot of engineers would do.

[@anonym58063]

Conan: "I've got large hands. Ladies!" Crowd: *explodes from thirst*

[@ssjssgecko5411]

A bunch of soggy wet dusty old ladies

[@alec57]

They had the same reaction to Hungry Hungry Hippos being shown

[@jmatt98]

That was canned lafter

[@saadh9544]

This was peak thirst Conan

[@hangtime911]

I never knew so many ladies enjoyed getting smacked around.

[@kushalshahi5721]

Conan has childlike spirit, never gets old.

[@RavingMad]

I hope it never retires.

[@rohitkalra3988]

Conan: "I'm going to visit Intel HQ" Live audience: "Woooooooo this is the best day of my life"

[@Junior3z]

WOOO that sadness out.

[@Uarehere]

That audience was excessively loud and excited. I guess they don't get a lot of big entertainers coming to SF.

[@koreboredom4302]

1:46 1993: "This is hell." 2023: "This is luxury."

[@Clipazine]

The Office Space Effect

[@JollyGiant19]

Gen X: Man, cubicles are the worst Millennials and Gen Z: They got shelves!?!

[@awesomeblossom5214]

lol as a kid I thought cubicles were the coolest thing ever. I still remember my excitement going into my mom's workplace for Take your Kids To Work Day

[@subhampati1503]

Someone: So here's this super boring and lifeless place which certainly is not a good place to shoot a remote Conan: *Noted*

[@seankerr1187]

All of those poor electrical engineers lol

[@pvlvsmcxviii6105]

Noted ??? Lmao could have came up with better lol

[@subhampati1503]

@@pvlvsmcxviii6105 Open to suggestions

[@subhampati1503]

@@seankerr1187 XD

[@Anthony-wr2sm]

That guy probably got back to his cubicle to discover his only chair, the chair that his deceased wife bought for him, his only possession he can call his own in his otherwise grey, sterile cubicle is now gone. The pain is too much to bear.

[@RandomGuy-il8ec]

Regicide HAHAHHAHAH

[@sd5912]

😅😅😅

[@Expanses02]

@Regicide 😂😂😂😂

[@3sh16]

@Regicide WTF you guys are dark....

[@vizn9118]

Nah, they put it back after the production. Conan makes fun content, but he's not out to disrespect people. At least I think he isn't.

[@BradHouser]

I was working there at the time, and my claim to fame was shaking Conan's hand when he came back to witness the redesigned office layouts. I was on one of the floors that did not receive the makeover at the time, and they were doing a before and after tour with him. No cameras. I wanted to say something witty, but I was speechless (so was he). I am the same height as Conan, and maybe he was in awe of not being the only tall person in the room.

[@redakdal]

man its always great to see conan interacting with kids as he is super great with them!

[@DominicanOps]

Google Employees watching this and laughing hysterically.

[@countotuscany7061]

Why Google

[@ElvenMans]

@@countotuscany7061 Google's work environment/offices looks like a kindergarden or a playground.

[@yoman9446]

@@ElvenMans but this video is from 13 years ago

[@aaronnnm]

Holy crap those kids are the same age as me. I’m 21 now.

[@ganeshkolli8593]

hey I’m also 20!

[@drakezhang9792]

19!!!! almost turning 20!!! ***Cries in sadness****

[@saromal6605]

U r not alone😉...

[@jayrodm643]

I was 9 back then

[@shakespearefreak-upon-Avon]

Me too 😄

[@Song]

When he visits places, it’s the best 🤣

[@kris4637]

Awesome tracks dude!

[@darkstar7555]

I'd love someday for more Conan w/o borders or whatever it is called

[@danieltobias3908]

This looks like the place that every movie protagonist works at.

[@marka9261]

fightclub

[@NasAfter]

Conan can cure any lifeless environment with his presence

[@franciscovieira1324]

I’ve read this before somewhere. Conan is like a human sun, everywhere he goes he shines a light and makes everyone smile

[@isabel116]

[@unhommequicourt]

yes because his white pale skin reflects the lights

[@felixmontanez4090]

conan doesnt need a guest to be entertaining. He himself is entertaining

[@GreenHairedKaiba]

I want him stuck in an elevator for 5 hours just to see what he comes up with.

[@fenris91]

Conan bringing good wholesome life to a dead place. That's what a friend is.

[@Acridobject]

2020 is so bad that conan is going back in time.

[@haicoai6269]

ikzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnLGfqNvf69rp5I

[@CLBOO6]

Omg yes 🤣🤣🤣

[@BenDunlop]

This has to be an ancient clip, judging from the old monitors in the office

[@dgphi]

Human contact has been outlawed now.

[@HeretixAevum]

I bet intel wish they could do exactly that, with the way they're going.

[@058becs]

"Original airdate: 5/4/07" I thought this was recent and that they were trolling us with the old ass computer monitors everywhere lmao

[@pablocalderon2342-n9s]

wait what?!

[@dhruvavikas1632]

@@pablocalderon2342-n9s this was recorded 13 years ago...those kids have also aged 13 years

[@BrooklynBalla]

I had a flatscreen LCD in 2005 that cost less than 200$.How the hell are they still using those ancient CRT's at a billion dollar technology company?

[@Ronnie12_D23]

Nobody’s gonna talk about that awkward handshake

[@krjsln]

I was thinking the same thing...lol

[@cleverusername9369]

That, or the fact that Conan randomly karate chopped someone to death?

[@vikmanphotography7984]

What about the guys awkward walking in the background when they were looking at hairnets?

[@whozthisguy]

first time i've ever seen a sideways handshake

[@oscarn2461]

Timestamp?

[@deerlord2363]

Those kids did Conan a huge favor, they turned this 'lifeless environment' into a fun experience. "I need to get my boss and throw him out the window" funny kiddo 🤣🤣

[@abhayn9615]

I can't get over how good Conan is good lord. Competition is no where close to this guy

[@Ramy_Ramz]

The interior designer was like "I wanna give this place a 60's feel to it, when it aaalll started"

[@murry001]

"and where it all ends, too"

[@suqmaddiqq]

@@murry001 Damn 😂😂

[@surject]

...it was prolly built in the 60s.

[@Ramy_Ramz]

@@surject yeah no shit so inspiring

[@wysetech2000]

@@murry001 You better hope not!

[@permblue]

I was at Intel when this was filmed and air back in the day. Wow I even recognize some of the faces in the cafeteria. These cubicles look like a different world now--not sure what Intel has changed to now but I have switched to a software company in 2014 and it's been open office space for me ever since. Equally depressing. The no individuality part is also the same across tech , software or hardware.

[@zzoinks]

That sucks. I think there'd be more creativity and innovation if everybody could express themselves. Plus, if it wasn't so serious there than people would have a nicer job (I think). How are the bosses at tech companies? I really love all the funny teachers I've had because everybody always laughs and still wants to learn. I think a funny boss would be a lot better than a scary or serious boss, because they could cheer everybody up and just be nice to everybody.

[@zzoinks]

@@ultraaatf Aw man, for real? I hope that there are nice tech companies, though. There must be so many tech companies that a few are nice (other than the famous companies).

[@hashy0x43]

* laughs in my employer allows me to ssh into the raspberrypi I keep on my desk at work *

[@mokachinho8765]

Honestly, I think I would prefer cubicles to open space. At least you have some privacy. And it's easier to focus

[@carlotta4th]

Open office space is even worse than cubicles. At least with cubicles you can visually tune coworkers out, and maybe have a figurine or cute picture to make it feel slightly more custom. Open office space is just SO distracting and I'll be glad when that corporate trend finally dies down.

[@joshuasinnema9107]

I absolutely love Conan’s field trips.

[@contentwithchaz8916]

Imagine working at a company like intel, you’re doing paper work minding your own business on a random Wednesday afternoon in B10 and Conan just walks behind you...you think to yourself no way that’s real I must be hallucinating, I’ve been working here for too long

[@hailthegodofmlgsnoopdoggso9009]

Linus, a big tech nerd: “Intel is one of the most highly secure places on earth, i would trade my left arm if they let me tour that place” Conan, a non tech-involved cool guy: Simply enters Intel

[@sebastiandouse]

To be fair I do not think they let Conan near the actual place where they are making the chips. He just hanged out in the hallways and the quality testing place, away from the machines.

[@hailthegodofmlgsnoopdoggso9009]

TheDouser still, further than what linus managed to do

[@davidbetancourt4028]

Well, Conan was paid by Intel. He pretty much states this as well in the first 60 seconds of this video.

[@godofwinetits3826]

linus can start visiting the intel museum on his own and not bring Anthony

[@binaryblog]

And Still they got hacked few days ago 😂

[@jordanmoreno3560]

I wonder if those kids watch this now that they’re older

[@SergioR00]

Yep. I'm part of that age group lol

[@jameslutian1977]

If you notice no one in the comments ever says "hey, that's me!" It's because they don't exist in this world. Everything you see on television is a fabrication made from another dimension. Whether they do exist in another dimension or not? I don't know. Maybe they are just Ais preforming a role, maybe they are real people. It's impossible to say.

[@Sanderex]

@Keegan Linardi He's definitely srs

[@Errorman0001]

Conan has the power to turn literally anything into a comedy sketch, hands down the funniest guy in the world

[@stixsenpai5247]

"intel is the world-leading chip manufacturer." AMD: "not for long."

[@SoapinTrucker]

AMD: hold my foundry.......

[@La_sagne]

@@SoapinTrucker hold my 7nm process

[@rake1087]

Oh look it's the AMD fan boys who ignore the fact that their Ryzen series and Linux simply don't go together. Infact Linux crashes running on Ryzen (learned that the hard way) but oh well

[@ParadoX-fd7pj]

@@La_sagne you know nothing bud amd is fabless...shame on your knowledge

[@morelionize7857]

@@rake1087 I use Linux with a 2700x and it runs perfectly fine? What kind of drugs are you on? The only fanboy here is you.

[@princesth]

Thats why he got into Harvard because This is a perfect example of logical vs creative/ critical thinking ... conan really put that guy in his place with his quick creative repartees ... Einstein was right when he said -"logic takes you from A to B but imagination takes you everywhere"............

[@vizn9118]

Apply that logic to a company trying to do the next big thing with what they got and the former part of that quote makes a lot of sense. Honestly, without A to B thinking do you think "everywhere" is even possible given the laws of physics the human race knows about? Imagine it: Person 1 says, "Dudes, imagine all the things we could do!" and Person 2 says, "I can. But how do we get there?" Person 1 says, "I don't know. Be creative!" and Person 2 says, "Let me think on that." Stupidity is thinking that there is only one way or answer to questions that one doesn't even know to ask yet.

[@princesth]

@@vizn9118 Thank you for showing me yet another perspective. I am truly grateful ....

[@123mikanchan]

"this kid needs counseling" lol 😂😂

[@HereGoesKevin]

"This is the Intel cafeteria, a giant room, filled with the biggest nerds in the country" 😆💀😆💀😆💀 bruh

[@Sky_edit123]

Another masterpiece. He should be the G.O.A.T of modern comedian Era . Not that anyone is in the challenge so he pretty much is

[@NatmanForever]

I forgot how...enthusiastic female members of his audience could be.

[@LARRY113Z]

That goddamn jawline

[@madisonrose1893]

@@LARRY113Z honestly tho. i was trying to guess when was this from, he looked young but i didn't expect he was 44 in this. damn, he doesn't age and looks so damn good!

[@KixxThePoetkillah]

There's no award you can give this guy. The world needs more people like him!

[@jasonhowell6935]

Conan spreads joy everywhere he goes!

[@diegopalos886]

I miss his show and his visits to other places and countries. He's the best.

[@muqlisqayumm]

The world has been blessed by another Conan clip 💯

[@andreapt392]

My father used to work at Intel and when he would bring me there ,I would entertain myself by stealing as my many pencils and pens as I could and following the floor patterns to random locations until I got lost and cry and then someone would bring me back to him. Super fun place.

[@sumdude6007]

"Intel is the leading chip manufacturer in innovation" Lololololololol, rip intel

[@helicocktor]

This was filmed in 2009 when Intel was still on top of their game. For reference that's the year Intel made the move to 32nm fabrication, while AMD was still setting up their 45nm design and production. It was also the first time they introduced Integrated Graphics. Props to AMD for coming a long way in just a decade though.

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

They still were in 2020.

[@bendejo8]

@@helicocktor (Original airdate: 5/4/07) A couple years off, but yeah... AMD was probably one of the best investments I've made

[@helicocktor]

@@bendejo8 oof my bad. Regardless, imo Intel gets a lot of hate for not innovating the past decade, when they've been pretty much the sole innovator for decades leading up to mobile ARM chips revolution. It's great for us consumers when competition is this healthy. I hope AMD gets to drive down prices further.

[@DarkoPetreski]

@@helicocktor Intel innovated up until they released sandy bridge. After that it was the same products every generation and the only thing changing was the price. Thankfully AMD has finally made Intel wake up and start doing something.

[@stuttkjukkenify]

Those cubicles are the worst, no wonder they are still on 14nm±+++++++++++++

[@justgrey3114]

meanwhile on amd:

[@HerrFlachpfeife]

That's probably why Jim Keller left.

[@AverageDoomer69]

They would still be shoving overpriced dual and quad cores up our asses if not for AMD .

[@hampustornros]

Intel are still the ones laughing to the bank. AMD is a small company in comparison. And if anything, Samsung will be the ones to smite both of them down as they're already beating both of them massively.

[@justgrey3114]

@@hampustornros gut for them, and gut for me as the more competition the lower the prices

[@adityamantri7828]

That was the weirdest handshake I've ever seen at 1:15

[@arthurepisodes-full8994]

Conan seems like the type of guy to get along with anyone

[@abiiecreate8980]

Don’t forget the writers

[@nightrider_]

Conan with the kids certainly peaked this remote. It was hilarious.

[@perbox2123]

Why does intel headquarters look like a Metal Gear Solid map

[@noonethatspecial]

Because the Konami offices look just as lifeless as Intel's.

[@goodvibez693]

5:19 *Snake demonstrates his CQC* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@giggitygoo5623]

1st rule of an office: Never have cubicles 2nd rule: Work from home

[@jq27272]

3rd rule - You have to be forced to do #1 or #2 4th rule - There is a third option 5th rule - You still don't have a choice

[@SamDy99]

6th rule - No job Play Skyrim

[@SystemBot]

this is the way

[@daoch.]

Conan is such a nice guy--and he is so kid-friendly when need be! I'm amazed.

[@thezachmarsh]

6:15 the most excited a tour guide at the Intel offices has ever made ANYONE, let alone a group of second graders 🤣

[@737driver]

Lol ‘this kid needs counselling’ 😂

[@BdR76]

1:36 "They're coming for you Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do"

[@sharondvocs]

"I'm not a child" 🤣🤣. Sona would have had a field day with that one!😜😂😂

[@SentinelPrimek]

Conan whipping out a tube of dryer lint was funny af

[@kevorka3281]

1:17 That handshake was so weird lol

[@usagi315]

Conan brings happiness and laughter everywhere he goes no matter where it is

[@djvalkyrie007]

i love that Conan with his extrovert personality goes to these nerdy places.

[@ryry.detoro8181]

went there for a school field trip a couple years after this was filmed and it’s so crazy how everything looks exactly the same as i remember this is so nostalgic

[@thevoidcorrupted7848]

5:23 this scene was the inspiration for the video game Among Us.

[@Deep_Solstice]

Source?

[@ZachariahConnor]

Having worked at one of the Hillsboro locations, the office experience has drastically improved since this

[@JamesLee-mp2qz]

Conan will get their 7nm process going.

[@divanshu5039]

i don't think so LOL

[@arky9002]

SuPeRfIn

[@pihermoso11]

only if they dodge the lawsuit and the stock crash that went along with it...

[@qwertykeys6803]

His hands are too big

[@DressedRunner]

conan (and the kids) really brought life to that place

[@knowndisc]

Conan: "So this is a chip, right?" Staff: "Yes" Conan:( eats the chip)"Tastes delicious!"

[@watcher1245]

Probably the most fun those guys had seen in years. 7:39 And on a more secret note: The number one leader in completely taking the soul of their employees. You forgot that part Conan.

[@globalwarming8883]

conform conform conform or face the consequences. you are nothing. you are dirt.

[@davidholguin2532]

Every now and then with Conan, I don't laugh I just grin until it hurts

[@jliu66-p1q]

Something cool from social psychology: actually enclosed cubicle is better for difficult and novel tasks, and a open office layout (i.e. there are mere presence of other people) inhibits performance for abovementioned tasks, but is better for simple and well-learned tasks. For reference, see Robert Zajonc's experiment on social faciliation and countless experiments after him which backs his theory.