Concrete Competitors - Hermitcraft Recap Season 7 - week #6

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[@SloyXP]

Who will win? Two redstone masterminds with nearly a decade of minecrafting experience VS Two bees with gambling addiction

[@flameongamer8534]

Bee bois

[@nate_storm]

Yes

[@ojie285]

Well. *pesky bird*

[@reshuram4353]

The bees!

[@pikaletsplays1400]

The bees definitely the bees

[@raptorexx_]

HermitcRAFT is a terrible joke, I love it xD

[@electric9049]

im never gonna get that word out of my mind when i say hermitcraft

[@junlim7330]

Grian is obligated to keep that shop the way it is now

[@electric9049]

@@junlim7330 Well, you are in a hermitcraft recap video. do you think that somehow the viewers do not know what is going on lol?

[@migratingcoconut4248]

I kind of want Grian to rename his shop to The Hermitraft

[@dairyproductss]

We all love it

[@ally2765]

This week on Hermitcraft: a n a r c h y

[@mizu3866]

Can it compete with *THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT, 2B2T* ??

[@Kookii]

XR Shi-45 [Mīźū] idk have your seen how much tnt they use

[@redpanda2738]

Nothing compares to 2B2T

[@bopingli4896]

XR Shi-45 [Mīźū] it’s just as laggy now

[@bomdia4179]

"Tag 2: Attack of the clones" Honestly this made my day

[@xXxMovesLikeJagger]

A tag of the clones

[@rbntlly]

Daniel Freitas it’s Atag of the clones

[@poopoofaceessr1015]

Star wars:electric boogaloo

[@soyboy9934]

I love that name!

[@J_Dawg90]

Tag 3: revenge of the bumbo

[@Pikachu0071000CS]

Zloy: "no one reads the credits" your work is loved :D

[@Vicar_Tineamica]

Zloy 'Overlord' XP made an incorect assumption.

[@jimbobalot]

@@Vicar_Tineamica yes

[@svahn1]

"Final offer, final offer... Not twelve, but thirteen bamboo." *O_O gasp*

[@dbamoghh8287]

During lockdown hermitcraft recap is what tells me a week is over lmao

[@redricewastaken]

LMAO. SAME.

[@Antonmihai2202]

I felt that

[@chickenzgirlisnotmargot7607]

Honestly though

[@my4818]

But what about when the recap is released on a Monday.

[@eggymceggson1597]

Same

[@TheNamesFathom]

This week on Hermitcraft, people are becoming serial killers left and right. Hey, if Grian is on the server, it was gonna happen sometime.

[@ViewingChaos]

The fact he burns Ren at the stake is enough to raise eyebrows- yet somehow no one notices...

[@kirolloshalim5417]

Or when he cuts bdubs' head using guillotine

[@victormorris4600]

I think you mean Grain or Groon

[@TheNamesFathom]

ViewingChaos • 5 years ago No one... Except us viewers

[@the_traveler9455]

ViewingChaos • 5 years ago, don’t forget the saw

[@mreeban5233]

Mumbo should start a shop that sells things at 12 bamboo

[@lighrtshro8706]

You tell mumbo that on his latest video

[@danielsavvakis656]

"Tag 2: A Tag of the Clones" that part made me die of laughter

[@texaszubes3650]

Daniel Savvakis this is the way

[@nataliemaguire180]

Attag of the clones

[@altra8506]

Tag 2: A-Tag* of the clones

[@rbntlly]

You’re wrong it’s Atag of the Clones

[@aksel8228]

What about Attack of the clones :-)

[@overlord267]

The “12 bamboo” will soon replace diamonds at this rate of usage

[@caninelynx0747]

“As the current head of Tag 2 ---“ my brain whispering : electric~ boogaloo~

[@heyitsmae5602]

Silvia 7032 _electric~ boogaloo~_

[@nataliemaguire180]

You don’t have pay for land if your not on land This the biggest brain time I’ve ever seen!

[@johnnoelperdido8512]

Natalie Scholes osleow

[@Placid2009]

Genius

[@nataliemaguire180]

William Jones but no-one wants to have to do that when they could have a barge!

[@m1guelsh0ck49]

Zombiecleo: Im having fun with these head games Also: Zombiecleo: aight imma think great names for Grian

[@Nothing-1w3]

Who is grian? You mean cod boy

[@TheNamesFathom]

*GRAIN?!!* _You think I’m bread?!_

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Scour & Groan

[@doinkerando]

Brian and car

[@jvdongen1800]

Miguel Shock wizardchap and codboy

[@Inactive62909]

So every hermit doing the bamboo instead of diamonds thing

[@xBenjiSx]

Joe should catch up on that idea

[@Inactive62909]

Seriously now that he’s doing that anti-diamond thing

[@Lia-hv9hb]

Yup. Welcome to hermitcraft

[@jessicamackie]

7:17 I love how about 12 bamboo has become the perfect way to secure a deal on this server now

[@eaglegosuperskarmor]

"what if I just pay one rocket?" "well that says a lot about you to your viewers" "what if I rename it Mumbo?" that really got me, well done.

[@maschinen181]

"xisuma builds a flower farm to produce dyes out of, which comes in real handy for all that w h i t e and g r a y concrete for his base " 😂 I get it

[@buffordbeto5911]

???

[@palfly1864]

@@buffordbeto5911 I think fowers don't give those right? The white flowers give light grey

[@Pieter31]

@@palfly1864 lily of the valley gives white

[@Cuteseals2]

@@Pieter31 yeah and the white tulip gives light gray dye.

[@eoinfitzsimons]

Also he has the squid farm for black.

[@foxsoul150]

We all know everything anyways cause we have nothing better to be doing

[@throwaway80345]

And we still watch the recap cause we have nothing better to do.

[@xw591]

We come for Zloy's excellent puns

[@bentaplayz9100]

And pixlriffs excellent voice

[@Dennogra]

"As traders, they really do have wares if you have coin" I appreciate the Skyrim reference.

[@roki7]

*"Zombiecleo was slain by Zombie"* Me: *visible confusion*

[@livilivi6166]

"Ironic"

[@peachysxnrise]

Same tbh

[@krisdreemurrlightnerconnoi1728]

Betrayal

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

"Tag 2: Atag of the clones" How do your Tag 2: Electric Boogalo jokes get better and better every episode?

[@Pixlriffs]

We have a big list of options!

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

@@Pixlriffs well if you don't have "Tagginator 2: Judgement Day", there you go. If you do, feel free to delete this comment lol

[@IridescentTwilight]

"Seriously, why hasn't anyone just built a cargo ship right off shore? You don't have to pay for land, if you're *NOT* on land." No, no. He's got a point.

[@GanonTEK]

Was it False who had a fleet of colourful pirate ships last season? She could invade.

[@ejradventures3752]

This week on Hermitcraft..... HERMITC RAFT!

[@nate_storm]

All hail Zloy, our overlord.

[@Partyrockscool]

Zloy: I could call myself overlord for all you care. Me: Do it! It’ll probably make more people read the ‘credits.’

[@nevererothezero7893]

Zloy the "Overlord" for all you care 0:24

[@mistycle1538]

Anyone else notice how clean and clever the transitions to a new hermit are? I appreciate that kind of stuff.

[@sirapple589]

1:29 Either that’s edited footage or Doc is an actual wizard.

[@yogitshankar6348]

definitely edited the only magician is scar

[@sirapple589]

Yogit Shankar A magician is a conman that you want to con you. A wizard is the magic user. But yes, Scar the Great and Wonderful is the only wizard.

[@wondliii9046]

Happy that TFC is staying so positive.

[@magnuswong6450]

This whole video is Perfectly Cut Screams.

[@tripod8767]

its funny how i watch every hermit but still enjoy the recap

[@MB-sq7yn]

Uhhh, something seems off about Keralis in the thumbnail...

[@chaaase73]

*beeralis

[@aurelius5821]

@@chaaase73 KerBee

[@Silver-yh9hk]

Keralibee

[@catherinelin6998]

It’s because his bee skin has the eyes lower and slightly further apart. It also seems to be missing the antenna.

[@HulluHurtta]

Cursedralis

[@digdipper09]

Zloy: No one reads the credits, though. Me, who pauses every Hermitcraft Recap just so I can read every single thing that gets overwritten on top of the videos: That's what you think.

[@RattusTheRat]

Me:"If you have no time to watch all of the hermits,Go watch hermitcraft recap then." The have no time guy: : "NO"

[@catherinelin6998]

I can watch the hermits because I can catch up on the weekends, but recap posts on Monday meaning that there is no time to watch it. Fortunately I’m on holiday right now and can watch it :D

[@rustyduncan3664]

This season might as well be called ‘Hermits of the Ring’ considering the amount of Lord of the rings references in it Please make this a thing

[@gavinbrown216]

Between the hobbits and wizards, yeah

[@aryabhoola]

And Skyrim references. 😂

[@nightshine_]

Every single time a Hermit uses a crafting table, they’re hermitcraft-ing. *I’ll see myself out*

[@fionaredfern7519]

I tell ya. Doc is going to be the instigator of another prank war, Dude! And we all know how it escalated last time...

[@BraxtonMeyer]

Etho:"Oh this llama shop is great i am surprised beef was able to build it, but then again beef did teach me everything i know about redstone."

[@TalkingEthan]

Last time I was this early, Scar had his doors

[@formam1022]

Well it seems that hermitcraft is going backwards in the economy, most people go from barter and trade to currency. Then again are we surprised? Its hermit craft

[@ViewingChaos]

Benjamin sisko It’s regressing..

[@endorite]

The amount of diamond piles so far this season really is insane!! Last season everyone had vaults, which got raided fairly often... maybe now that the diamonds are easy to steal no one is interested because there’s no fun challenge to get to them!

[@Jayup]

PixilRiffs: doesn’t use the full name for Tag 2: Electric Boogaloo Grian: I felt a great disturbance in the force...

[@lighrtshro8706]

I’m glad someone else realised

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Thank you, Overlord Zloy!

[@scrungo1589]

"Hermit raft" It's been a good run, y'all can retire now

[@fhtraveler]

*"Shaddup!"*

[@rogueemerald742]

I have already watched nearly all of the episodes included in these videos but I still really enjoy watching your vids!

[@alliumbees]

"why be a bell ringer when you can be a whistle blower," that is a whole different sentence if taken out of context

[@redpanda2738]

Haven’t finished yet but I know it’s going to be a great vid

[@jonathangiese5727]

A red panda, huh? Do you know one Kilian Nintendo?

[@redpanda2738]

Nah

[@Croxy115]

This perfectly cut scream is too much But Pls We Need More Of It

[@lucasjnogueira]

Bdubs: I CANT BREATH! Everyone: well... that’s kind of the hole point

[@darrabalisoro]

Lucas Nogueira badum tss

[@Ben53]

Mumbo: I’ll give you 12 bamboo Cub:I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@jacob-taylor]

The recaps used to be like 10 minutes long and ever since Season 6 have doubled! I love this server!

[@drjonbear7517]

15s in and it's the best pun Zloy has ever written. Quit now, you've peaked XD

[@Noah-sq7hv]

I like how a lot of people thought that the currency in season 7 was going to be netherite, but then ended up being bamboo.

[@mindymartin5459]

A hermit raft, really. Out of the ocean, barge, Grian, and shopping related humor out of their, you go with a hermit raft?! I cracked so hard

[@slaphand9578]

18:21 Love that Skyrim reference!

[@mcxopjesh]

I simultaneously hate and love that opening joke. "Hermitc Raft"

[@UZwormLP]

3:39 I'm guessing this was supposed to be Hotline Miami and not Miami Vice, but the idea of Miami Vice with random animal masks is 10x funnier

[@kylesquid]

Yep, the Elder Scrolls reference sold me. You’ve earned yourself a like

[@Retrolizer]

Aggressive business rivalry going on over concrete. Grian with his sand and gravel shop: Ooh! Stonks!

[@tgss_]

Hermit Craft Recap: Uploads weekly recap. Iskall 5 minutes after: I think it's time to upload my video!

[@InfinityPlaysReal]

Iskall made loot boxes, change my mind

[@vitaleriof]

Poor bdubs first he get lured with golden carrots and gulliotined by grian and scar, then cornerd by doc and false and even get almost suffocated by cub. Dude can't rest a minute

[@miniturtle3153]

0:18 “no one reads the credits i could call myself ‘overlord’ for all you care” but I care do it call yourself overlord

[@itsmilan4069]

Waiting for the day when the hermitraft take over the whole shopping district

[@mikomakowski7907]

The jungle really has become the Jungle of the Giants. There's Grian's giant mansion, Scar's giant snail, Iskall's giant tree, Stress's giant skull, and Mumbo's giant geometry. I think we all know the scariest one.

[@SstephenVincentt]

Your efforts on making the recaps deserves you a spot in the Hermitcraft server

[@oppaisaitama3305]

Our mustache afk master Mumbo-jumbo Jumbo are always on top if concrete making competition are at play.

[@lukecarroll4080]

Last time i was this early the money printers were still under control

[@vade2564]

Money printer does brrrrrrrr

[@rafaelz6211]

Grian’s raft goes brrrrrrrrrrr Stonks

[@Dingusdoofus]

Good thing for IJevin, 12 bamboo is becoming more valuable than diamonds.

[@helloimme9198]

Iskall: *gets totem if undying* First thing he does: *jumps*

[@bryanthebeast3235]

Honestly what makes hermitcraft hermitcraft is the shopping district

[@iminatankandyourenot]

In season six episode 65 of hermit craft recap, you predicted tag 2 electric boogaloo.

[@cecillewolters1995]

If I were a Hermit, I would've grinded for a lot of diamonds, boughts the biggest and best space in the shopping district, and sell parts of that lands for some sweet deals or something. Maybe the hermits can also place a glas arrow above new shops, removing them after a week, to showcase what's new

[@brendalballentine9422]

Keralis' voice is a global treasure

[@WinddaggersPlace]

Laughed way too hard at “AtTAG of the Clones”

[@Zalidia]

"You don't have to pay for land if it isn't land." EXACTLY!

[@Sillelilguy]

When the recap is so long they have to switch music at the end you know theres a lot to bring up this week

[@winnipeginstinct]

zloy i always read the credits to see what your calling yourself ever week

[@legacystudios5231]

I'm still waiting for the day Grian inevitably re-builds Moredoor with the stolen doors with a P E S K Y B I R D as the Eye of Sauron, but in the middle of Mumbo's Base. XD MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL :D

[@valliemcc8352]

Im enjoying this new background music, feels more chill and laid back

[@Ryker_One]

I just love how etho is so different from everyone else lol he’s the best

[@night_owll28]

Everyone has given up on diamonds, deciding to use random amounts of random items instead, this is amazing!

[@phoenyxx_8475]

that skyrim reference was the best thing I've heard today, thank you

[@DaBannyGaming]

By this rate, 12 bamboo is going to replace Diamonds... *im excited*

[@doctordeathdefying132]

Scar is a wizard and Stress is a witch as she brews potions now. Grian and Mumbo were hobbits. The jungle is a land of folklore while to Mesa/west/desert are all for casinos and Egypt

[@dhruvkuchhal7692]

I watch almost all the hermits and don't even need to watch the recap but the puns keep me here. Instant Like.

[@hnnh621]

The cut off NOTIFICATION SQUA- was so funny

[@giarnovanzeijl399]

I love how 12 bamboo is a meme now.

[@duncanallan8154]

I love how 12 bamboo is becoming the new currency for hermitcraft

[@kenspen3022]

Bamboo will soon be the new currency of hermitcraft. *CHANGE MY MIND*

[@semigoodyoutuber3594]

i don't need to change your mind if you're right

[@woofwithahoodie4481]

Hermitcraft Recap: Makes a pun at the start of the video Me: ._.

[@gorillaenjoyer871]

Star Platnium don’t you mean.... hermitcRAFT recap

[@woofwithahoodie4481]

@@gorillaenjoyer871._.

[@Fononandon]

Fales new obsession of tnt Grian:YOU DARE OPPOSE ME PUNNY MORTALS

[@_butterbrot]

I had to pause the video at 00:14 seconds to think about all the life choices I had failed to do right, that eventually led me to hear that joke.

[@CraftySeaPickle]

I recently found your Spawn Chunks podcast and started listening, I love just sitting in the future looking back at you wanting a Nether update and here we are. Good job on the podcast!

[@kairon156]

It's no wonder I'm only able to follow a hand full of Hermits. Even unemployed 5 hours is a lot of time in 1 week to dedicate to watching a series. Thanks for doing what you do. :)

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

5 hours is just the clips. Actual videos are way longer lol - ZloyXp

[@kairon156]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap I can see that, Doing some rough math I got over 6 hours of videos not including hermits who upload multiple times a week. Again, Thanks for these recaps. It's cool seeing what the other hermits are up to.

[@MezephelesArt]

I love that 12 bamboo has become a running gag.

[@iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis]

"We buy things in bamboo now" -hermitcraft 7

[@eladmatsri745]

To be honest, i don't understand most things in this ridiculous Minecraft server but i love

[@v78designer]

''You don’t have pay for land if your not on land'' *STONKS*