Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)

[@imasquidkid]

i tried my best

[@somemagellanic]

nice hair dude edit: rest easy, king ❤️ hair is still on point by the way

[@Proyo21]

You put so much effort in this its actually more than impressive

[@unrelentingawesomeness7501]

But you lost in the end for which I do not judge you for you went up against an adversary who was willing to let his father die so he could defeat you

[@Technoblade]

DANCE POTATO BOY

[@kazor777]

Hey, at least you've tried. And besides, being second place is not a bad thing right?

[@devahschaefers2227]

For anyone wondering intentional sleep deprivation is not considered torture if it is under 180h

[@ultimatedude5686]

pog

[@robynflame5473]

Awesome

[@brodude5014]

Wow

[@lolhi5]

You lied, or the FBI couldn't use milliseconds on those 18 people

[@jsouthwark]

**this is useful info**

[@TheBoss-jq6gi]

Technoblade three years ago: I don't have a good work ethic Technoblade now: I spend 10-15hours per day farming and I memorized a persons sleeping pattern so I can grow more potatoes

[@pikachupokemon9198]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@captainham2808]

@@pikachupokemon9198 mood

[@jennifersee4134]

In a online game

[@slicerx5059]

Work work work and your dead

[@clickpause8732]

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@lasagnatray7879]

This is like the moment in detective movies when they explain everything they’ve been doing behind the scenes

[@ariflastname2588]

It's probably not even everything

[@Bright_hotel]

Legit was like this is some death note level shit right here

[@sillyjosh19]

Arif Last Name lol yea, I bet techno has a million other secrets hiding in deep, dark corners.

[@jerrygreen9985]

@@sillyjosh19 techno explaining was like sherlock holmes explaining the mureder after he solved it

[@harcc]

*we* *win* *these*

[@rebekahbrown995]

That "im free" at the end hurts so much now that he's gone, i still can't wrap my head around the fact that he's never coming back. Rest in peace, potato king Alex, may you have the sweetest of dreams.

[@Legitamately]

''rap'', such inspiring words

[@ryan2521]

@@Legitamately its one letter man

[@Blackfedoraowner]

@ryan2521don’t worry they’ll learn to rap. Just give them some time.

[@wolfsongrising]

I feel that, honestly, I rewatched this one today and I just kinda felt that too. Wonder if that was how he felt knowing it was about to be over finally. Hope he rests in heaven's peace, he certainly earned it.

[@rouge5555]

@@wolfsongrising same

[@liloldman5998]

"I wouldnt say I am a competitive person" - Technoblade, 2020

[@bert9801]

I can hear Niki and Wilbur laughing in the background

[@thedabisme61]

Ýøų mąđłåď and dream

[@clam6254]

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE

[@Felix.Fictus]

of course he wouldnt SAY that... THAT WOULD BE SHOWING HIS HAND!! "All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." - Sun Tzu: The Art of War

[@shirinchan2549]

Where does that quote come from

[@Dogo-qv7qu]

The scariest things about techno is his dedication and that he said that he’s going to shelve intentional sleep deprivation for another time

[@sol9057]

I'd be more scared that he did a lot of underhanded tactics. Sabotage, bribery, social profiling, charts and graphs. God forbid he wants to pull off a bank heist in his life

[@chuichiro0062]

nice pfp

[@brokensports]

@@sol9057 Not just a bank heist. With his ability to sus out info on people and figure out their steps ahead of them, plus the crazy good reaction time he clearly has he could be a leading CIA operative and strategist.

[@hunterx700]

What scares me is that he didn't even hesitate on the morality, but decided against it because he wasn't sure if it'd be legal

[@psychott6]

This man is truly frightening.

[@boomkruncher325zzshred5]

The text on the potato crown: “Congrats!!! Please stop.”

[@thelengendzach7473]

HILARIOUS

[@anuragneelam8527]

Wait really

[@Ro0dy.z-l0zt]

XD

[@Ro0dy.z-l0zt]

@@anuragneelam8527 yeah-

[@Lord_Xonaz]

I missed that and it so dose XD

[@randomguy3054]

occasionally i find myself coming back to rewatch this series, i absolutely cannot fathom what i watch every frickin time. THIS IS NOT JUST A MINECRAFT VICTORY, THIS SERIES IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE IN ITSELF, THE DIALOGUE WRITING. I BET YOU 100$ EVERY DIALOGUE IN THIS WHOLE 3 VIDEO SERIES IS QUOTABLE. techno wasnt just a minecraft youtuber, for me he was the guy with the best sense of humour i have ever witnessed, he was an extraordinary human being. this is not my first time watching the series, this wont be my last, ill return again and ill again be left speechless by what this man was capable of. even if technoblade regretted spending that much time farming potatoes, he has left quite possibly one of the greatest pieces of art on the internet, and ill remember it for the rest of my life.

[@swordam1063]

same here!

[@RaidenX_420]

Amen brother

[@savi7171]

"When God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate" is far too intense of a line to come from a youtube video of a minecraft potato farming war

[@chasethemaster3440]

No it’s not hahaha

[@henrynguyen8227]

xD

[@crowsoto9612]

it's technoblade, most of his sentences are way too intense for anything

[@thisguyispeculiar]

And this is exactly why I want him to write a book. Any book, I don't care what it's about. Even if it's a Children's Book, I'll read it.

[@stohess]

@@thisguyispeculiar knowing that he was an English major, it would definitely be top tier

[@tester1991]

When Technoblade said, "I'm free.", it felt like the ending of an anime where the protagonist finished his missions and has defeated all his enemies. Truly a fantastic story. =================================================== May the credits roll. RIP Techno.

[@unbrokenconnor9464]

ThyRubyKing it feels like when sitama realized that even against the “denominator of the universe” he would never be able to use his full strength idk tho

[@Pins30]

Technoblade had ever said "I'm free" in bedwars record iirc.

[@prabs1047]

Unbroken Connor that never happens

[@qtilyx878]

bro it made me cry

[@paradoxicgamer5615]

It hit hard 😭😭😭😭

[@jeanthebean9391]

I love how he considers actually torturing squid during his sleep.

[@sperinthalakkat9831]

He probably might have done it if it weren't illegal even then he COULD be using the advanced tactic known as lying

[@MarkusAldawn]

@@sperinthalakkat9831 I feel like the only person Techno is willing to seriously harm in pursuit of victory is himself

[@stupidthings1957]

Yes

[@josiahball7799]

I hate that he _didn't_

[@noice375]

(Dance begins) Tell me if you got the referens

[@CR7_2029_Winner]

I like how on the bio for the potato crown says "Congrats!!" "Please stop."

[@jamessicker]

Techno is gone cuz I make better videos lol 😆

[@violetsmith8693]

​@@jamessicker dude wtf is wrong with you

[@gamerknight1014]

@@jamessickerImagine trying to roast a dead guy. At least Techno is in heaven. Can’t say the same for you.

[@xenon9717]

@@gamerknight1014its just a ragebait bot if you reply the person running it will just continue

[@Sashka-e8j]

@@gamerknight1014 its a bot, i get the anger its fucked up. but seriously don't waste your time just report it and move on

[@Greywind216]

Imagine how sun tzu would feel if he found out his words were used for someone to beat a squid kid at farming virtual potatoes

[@cdorothy444]

Sun tzu: why farm virtual potatoes when u can cook food? :P

[@Sylverknight0222]

He would be proud

[@zacwu5764]

he would be proud, "pig farm, squid farm, pig win, pig millions views, pig happy"- sun tsu art of war

[@banban8481]

He will be fine, for 2500 years millions maybe even billions people already use his words from real war to the most trivial dispute. I even use Sun Tzu art of war to make my crush date me.

[@betterthanzekromandreshira9313]

amazed

[@rektifygaming5673]

“Did you win the *Great Potato War* ?” “Yes...” “What did it cost?” “Uploads”

[@DonnaJordan1964]

And sanity

[@zazaswrld]

And his 3 million subscribers

[@mchostymcgee4994]

Episode VI: Return of the Content

[@Randomperc]

:o

[@cyansus4227]

Not like he had any

[@Akyre]

The “i’m free.” and the music at the end actually gave me chills.

[@jennagood6468]

I still come back to it just to watch the end over and over again haha it’s so good.

[@m.oonflower]

HONESTLY SAME-

[@thegreatnatescott]

The last 5 minutes always gives me chills

[@curvycroissant3979]

gave me Last of Us vibes

[@hyunjun8814]

akire108 yea lol it hits hard

[@torgeirdagsleth3304]

“Now with the war finally over … I’m free” Aw man now I’m crying. Rest in peace king🕊️

[@indikapushpakumara1114]

❤

[@robozcraft]

❤

[@jaythegreat9211]

Chills every time

[@jamessicker]

Techno is gone cuz I make better videos lol 😆

[@torgeirdagsleth3304]

@@jamessicker “techno is gone cuz I make better videos” really? u couldn’t just leave ur mean comment to ur self? also, x to doubt

[@JanbluTheDerg]

"Now I completely believe that someone dropped rookie axes into his hopper..." "Because it was me!" I died

[@29-arnavsamant97]

Techno is on another level

[@HazeInutt]

Same lmao

[@eriquano9474]

7:13

[@skidooqt]

just like his sanity with potatoes

[@deadlocked6581]

KONO TECHNO DA!

[@ghost_t9428]

"Damn, that's a lot of potatoes." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@legoblinking1981]

I read the book and can personally tell you thats in there

[@nathanklein288]

Zu should actually be spelled tzu and its irking me but whatever -a random comment Edit: thx for changing it bro ;)

[@cuberton]

xd

[@theunrelaxingreality]

dang

[@pressftopayrespect30]

Tzu

[@hatandcaneproductions4877]

This man literally had to ask himself "Is it worth destroying this man's sleep schedule more than it already is for the sake of potatoes."

[@Ashfer2]

I feel like he spent a lot of time actually thinking about doing it. LoL

[@marthazhang7704]

Ashfer2 very important and debatable ethics question

[@tylertodd6413]

Yes

[@zerotwo6743]

Yes It doesnt mean torture it you remove his sleep schedule it will be called Slowing Down The Opposition

[@melonmafia7000]

He was probably going to do it, he just didn't know if it was legally considered torture.

[@sylvann7501]

Losing Techno felt like losing a close friend. He had a very similar personality to mine, he also lived in the same half of my state. It sucks not being able to wake up to a new video, all we have is what he did before. Thanks for providing comfort to millions while you were here, Techno. You will be missed.

[@Mr_OogaBooga]

Ong bro, I remember the exact moment I saw the vid about his passing, It was 6 am (I woke up early for seemingly no reason, I did not have school or a timer) and instead of going to make myself coffee I felt the urge to grab my phone and look at notifications, I saw the video and I thought "Well maybe he's just retiring, or maybe it's a joke" but then I saw it... and I just broke, I couldn't handle it I cried, everyone in my house was asleep, so I cried quietly under the blanket, I felt like a 8 year old child, I eventually fell asleep again after crying for an hour, after which I woke up at 10 am only to realize it wasn't a dream... Rest in peace king.

[@felesnocis]

@@Mr_OogaBoogaI remember it to. My friend texted me about it and I thought it was a joke. They told me it wasn’t and I refused to watch the video for two days because I didn’t want it to be true. I don’t really let myself get attached to KZbinrs anymore. My favorite KZbinr is dead.

[@Marjellie]

I had gotten the text shortly after getting home from my first job my sophomore year in high school, and cried the whole night, the MOMENT my paycheck hit I instantly bought a technoblade shirt that I absolutely adore as I have already gotten the youtooz that December I think

[@felesnocis]

@@Marjellie I love my shirt too, but I want more. You excited for the merch drop in 13 hours?

[@Arc_TheAirPirate]

Sylvann, if you want a friend to game with let me know. I feel you. RIP Techno

[@aarna9275]

"I'm finally free" why has my life evolved into crying about a man psychotically farming potatoes and finally finding a way out

[@Shywizz]

you cried bro u ok tho

[@nicktheghostboy]

I actually really felt the need to hug him when I heard that even though he's technically just some guy on the internet

[@johndurie7830]

The feels ;(

[@aprilwolters8646]

Bro same lol

[@coldeeshiashi5922]

wasting so much time on a pointless war. Sacrificing so much, for what

[@ZonExPigeon]

This is the definition of the “I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you”

[@aitormentaBv]

@@theghostreckon316 nice stroke bro

[@realgamer8597]

Not 4 but 100 parallel universes

[@alexanderhamilton2762]

real gamer not 100 but 2.5 billion parallel universes

[@realgamer8597]

Nani

[@AntVaz7]

You guys make it sound like it was a war, this was just another day of Technoblade bullying a child

[@ph1lza]

EZ CLAP

[@cleaverzz]

Lol

[@iloveaigis]

Pog

[@zandernecaise4497]

Big pog

[@vl9390]

LOL

[@ryanschulz7653]

Lmao

[@quailthemudwing7371]

“Now with the war finally over, I’m free” These words mean more now, with him gone.

[@krakenwarrior3237]

"When God sends me to hell I at least want him to hesitate." My new life motto.

[@spyroblaze9728]

Same

[@kalumW]

You

[@Lengend-cu6ef]

Yes

[@nicolash2554]

Same

[@Lengend-cu6ef]

Bro how are u gaining so many likes every time I refresh u go up 70

[@drpenguinman8903]

potato war trilogy has been a better experience than most movie trilogies

[@User-1939t9]

potato war 1: victory potato war 2: deception potato war 3: reality

[@drpenguinman8903]

@@User-1939t9 sounds like the OG Star Wars trilogy haha

[@alexanderschmid6251]

If you are joking yes if not nope

[@NecrpotatoIndeed]

@@alexanderschmid6251 It's unironically better, lmfao.

[@JusHustle24s]

*FRED 3*

[@clairearnold2299]

Dream: collab? Techno: potatoes. So many potatoes. All the potatoes

[@oceanetir8824]

Mc championship: fine I'll do it myself

[@colindelabie9734]

Océane Tir you mean Smajor

[@obamacube4268]

"Not now, potato crisis"

[@quinntanium350]

Obama Cube “I’m turning into Ireland during 1845”

[@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568]

@O!D Braixenn Well, he didn’t that time

[@realtent8322]

“I’m free” This hits so much harder now that you’re gone. Rest in peace king.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎

[@hitoridetsuki]

it really does

[@lukeedbrooke4903]

Squid: breathes Techno: BY THAT BREATH I NOW KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST, ALL YOUR SCECRET PLANS AND WHERE YOU LIVE Squid: wai- Techno: I'M IN YOUR HOUSE

[@sanswithagun7368]

Wut

[@Sturben-qn7ph]

Lol

[@Golden_Pig64]

That honestly sounds like something he'd say

[@DTMATE]

He could probably also find out how much energy he gets from his diet and thus how long he would be able to farm

[@Av0cadoToast]

666 likes Edit: Somebody messed it up

[@sleep6912]

Can we talk about how techno blade decided not to deprive squid of sleep ONLY because he wasn’t sure if it was legal or not

[@adamzheng4362]

Sure

[@SirVennie]

For the record, it's legal and not considered torture because squid was still in the safety of his own home with his own free will

[@paulmarchi1393]

@@SirVennie Haha thanks for doing the research man

[@05-redacted77]

@@SirVennie thanks ;)

[@botondfarkas2038]

But isnt it like harrasment?

[@Dankster-yo8xv]

"I completely believe that someone dropped rookies axes into his hopper system, because it was me" That is genius

[@gardenpop]

Dude I still laugh at that line and its delivery

[@K1NGRaj]

The way he says “because it was me” 😂

[@duncankroezen]

@@gardenpop same

[@Hendo_Nintendo]

7:09

[@lukemoses7827]

Same energy as the obi wan “well of course I know him, he’s me

[@WayTooAwesome]

I love this series so much. It makes me miss Techno even more. He still had so much more he could have shown us. This series really epitomizes his skills, he is such a great storyteller and his humor is so fantastic. He is able to draw the viewer into such an ultimately meaningless conflict, and set the stage with such grand movements. With any other person this video is much more dry and it would feel less grand, but Techno made every move feel impactful, led the audience with deceptions that he would shatter. Nobody else is Techno, and that is beautiful, but god does it make me miss him.

[@CaptainGuluGulu]

if technoblade became scientist he would either save the world or end it

[@helix4267]

After watching the series again, I realized that his little speech at the beginning of the first video is perfect for the end of this video, I wouldn’t put it past him that he did that on purpose

[@Neamio]

@@helix4267 Gonna rewatch it, you mean the first potatoes war video right? or do u mean the first skyblock video itself?

[@helix4267]

@@Neamio The first Skyblock vid

[@Neamio]

@@helix4267 alright thx, seems like a bit of a stretch but I totally understand where ur coming from.

[@_CHEE5E]

When techno remembers his youtube password “Return of the king”

[@sky0391]

Jeff Alaba Or “blood for the blood god”

[@Johndoe-cg3kf]

Start of goirnos theme

[@somerandoontheinternetasta9971]

“I need to get closer before I can take the crown from you.”

[@tapioca2768]

Bro you got 600 likes in 1 hour

[@cptwhitebeard1880]

Sky 03 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[@derpninja7904]

The whole war was just technoblade outsmarting squidkid's outsmarting.

[@HeartYgo]

YOU MAY HAVE OUT SMARTED MY OUTSMART BUT I KNEW THAT SO I OUT SMARTED YOU

[@cruizing6397]

So basically death note

[@Tan-lb6sm]

Cruizing Pretty Much Death Note, but this is also a JoJo Reference

[@jamhopsey]

Some jojos shit

[@toothpastetuber6026]

Yup

[@bottim9728]

"I've realized now that rank 1 isn't an achievement. It's a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title" - Technoblade The Art of War

[@iPodCharger69420]

The Art of Potato's

[@SheffieldNo14Productions]

Art of Potato Wars

[@Hacked_MFS]

the art of potato farming

[@OO-qs1fd]

The art of wasting you're life on farming potatoes

[@davysmith1934]

And that is warfare. :)

[@SoIarDrift]

19:48 that sentence aged like fine wine

[@helpigotkidnapped]

How

[@darkasdevil7056]

Painful

[@Undone-od]

@@helpigotkidnappedhe no longer has to prove he is the best he is considered the best

[@megapapanick]

“I’m finally free” - Techno - The Potato War 3 “I’m finally free” - Techno - Bedwars Winstreak Minecraft is truly, just a prison

[@mayo2877]

I thought the exact same thing, when I saw the end. He's the kind of guy to fight for something so hard, that he feels free when he's finally able to stop.

[@lil_oats_7408]

I guess i'm a criminal, because if Minecraft's a prison, then maybe prison isn't so bad...

[@musique-ef3rz]

Not to be that guy, but Minecraft=Persona 5

[@takethetips6741]

Hypixel*

[@slaven.stantic4376]

A

[@alfredbanke8434]

I just realized that everytime techno dedicates himself to something that becomes his prison. An example is the bedwars winstreak. It all ends the same way, with techno letting himself be free from the pain of being the best

[@immortalmango_495]

suffering from success

[@clayxros576]

@@immortalmango_495 Funny how this madman just keeps proving that you can do exactly that.

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

Lmfao

[@canye4293]

you have possibly the best name I have ever seen

[@Ippo.nerddd]

GAYLORD42 “sometimes it’s tough being the best” -Technoblade

[@hyperdive9178]

“I didn’t wake him because I don’t know if sleep deprivation is considered legal or not.” It terrifies me that the only thing that can restrict this man is the law itself.

[@Maob08]

I've seen a comment saying that it wouldn't be illegal because Squid kid was being woken up voluntarily. No one was actively forcing him to be awake.

[@thatstower4570]

@@Maob08 but he could've taken it legal if he said stop and technoblade kept doing which he wouldn't Probably

[@MGSLurmey]

@@thatstower4570 It's Discord, he has options to unfriend, block, or go on Do Not Disturb to avoid being woken up, all of which would have ultimately helped Techno.

[@ikeriro2650]

Morality is not an impedment for him

[@justsmallyt985]

haha caught, ur a brawl stars fan

[@Surr3alD3sign]

"But now, im free" god damn it Techno 😭 back at it again. I miss you so much dude, youre videos were the best thing in my life for the longest time.

[@josephrothen54]

Technoblade seriously said “I don’t know if intentional sleep deprivation is legally torture or not so I decided not to wake him” and carried on like it was nothing

[@MMM45698]

I think he did, I just maybe think he did

[@josephrothen54]

@@MMM45698 there’s a chance that technoblade did what he always did which is torture enemies in video games and sometimes mentally

[@MCshadr217]

@@MMM45698 Watch squids perspective. He did.

[@lizzybos9096]

YOU SAID IT WRONG ITS "so i decided to shelve that strategy for later" JEEZ SMH /j

[@NStripleseven]

Interestingly, it’s perfectly fine as long as it’s less than 180h

[@Whaxiz]

How is nobody talking about how smooth that comeback was? Squid: losing the mcc cost you 2 hours, was it worth it? Techno: Losing the war will cost you *9 months*.

[@DavidLIVE_]

It’s true

[@ensomnia.]

15:06

[@Ashfer2]

LMAO That's like in the other video when Squid said he was going to drop out of college, and Techno was like. Doesn't sound like a good idea being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well.

[@jamjam10805]

I dont get it

[@Deccrr]

Yuh

[@chestnut3898]

Techo: Squid has an army of goons tracking my every move Squids goons: "He's insane, we don't know his next move"

[@director1336]

you can track something, but that doesn't mean you know what it's going to do next, mad beasts are very hard to predict after all

[@fijibaron1556]

@@director1336 pretty sure it was joke

[@rekt307]

@@fijibaron1556 ^

[@mui3]

The almighty *TECHO*

[@taroilo]

Techno*

[@thewolfwalker3358]

It’s sad to think that, that island will never be touched again

[@keray055]

damn

[@theunknowman12]

His family can still visit the island if they want

[@xandex69]

They closed it to visitors as well so it really cant be...

[@The_Horizon]

block game drama at its finest

[@wee3609]

Yeah. Nice vids btw

[@user-kr4fz4fr8j]

a verified channel commented, better reply so i could flex.

[@ilavayou.]

i was here

[@punchcoolboy4462]

Wow only 30 likes as a verified person? Wow

[@ilavayou.]

@@punchcoolboy4462 so??

[@finleynorton8651]

This is the definition of “ I did some of camera grinding”

[@parchedcoma9939]

off*

[@louisrobitaille5810]

But he streamed so much of it...

[@metalapplesus]

He did not. He streamed the last 20 minutes of it, meanwhile the two weeks leading up to it have been the same thing but 11 hours a day, and for months before that he was still doing a lot by hand

[@2cs2s]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@2cs2s]

@@metalapplesus oh and what he means is when people say I did "some" its ment to be a joke

[@burcopresents]

“When God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate for a few seconds.” -Technoblade, 2020

[@dysphou225]

perfect perfection

[@darthlynx5792]

@@dysphou225 confused confusing confusion

[@apooravrai9493]

I'm your 500th like. Be proud.

[@jamesthesmart2971]

time?

[@littlehamham7539]

James The Smart its 5 right now

[@Irene_404]

“i completely believe someone dropped rookie axes into his hopper system, because it was me-“ this was so funny to me, and still is. always so happy to rewatch technos videos, technoblade never dies

[@D1gi4rs]

Techno is not a stalker. He's a master of time, war, math, english, obliterating orphans and the most important. Potatoes

[@ytsparkycz7185]

English major who's good at math... never seen that

[@devss4982]

He's not a stalker he's smart. He's like, he's like Light Yagami! He's too intelligent and resourceful for his own good and he becomes evil! I've also done some weird tracking stuff like this too because I watched death note and wanted to be cool so now i think very critically

[@ΔομαρΤ]

It's 8th grade math that he used not rocket science

[@AzureAscarath]

@@ytsparkycz7185 You forgot the potato major.

[@thistle985]

¿Que? Porque esta hablando Inglés señor

[@PinkyeBoy]

Squid and Technoblade : _starts a potato war_ Technoblade : *studies sleeping cycles*

[@mild_boar6419]

he is crazy man

[@iamnotbob2503]

That is facts 🤣🤣

[@bubbles9447]

Yay I was 1k like

[@Hendo_Nintendo]

That’s what you call dedication

[@pepper4632]

I mean,he’s a smart man because of that dude

[@nc1415]

techno really has talent, not just farming potatoes but his ability to story tell in the most intriguing way. this man makes me feel like i actually care about minecraft potatoes.

[@caprisuncatcaller6994]

english major magic

[@starlitshark]

yes

[@ynntari2775]

and his tactics, methods and executions are in a whole new level of what's humanly possible

[@goldieranger7254]

*english major*

[@bandit2777]

DUDE I KNOW RIGHT IM HITLER AND NOW I CARE ABOUT MINECRAFT POTATOES WTF

[@Nature-uh9cj]

"Now with the war finally over.......... I'm free" hits so hard. Rest in Peace Potato King.

[@EeliL]

"Yes I memorized squidkids sleeping schedule" that sounds really bad out of context

[@bouncez4269]

It sounds really bad regardless of context

[@armonia2491]

Still sounds pretty bad with context

[@Smortboi20]

an old man stalks kid memorizes his sleep schedule

[@screamo1642]

It's bad no matter what and it's probably one of the tamer things

[@yossishumiazki6773]

Sun tzu would be proud of you

[@PieOfCthulhu]

It's incredible that by sheer chance, Technoblade found an opponent who was almost as psychopathically devoted as him.

[@ravensfrost4569]

If they weren't archenemies they would be bffs

[@sairamnarendrababu6107]

True

[@canibmeplz260]

If only they'd unite and use their powers for good...

[@Relaxingtitan]

Key word being “almost”

[@Kale6196]

at one point they squid kid even sounded like techno, this is some scary shit.

[@theecutiehephaestus2920]

“Rank #1 isn’t an achievement, it’s a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to a temporary title”

[@trickyspider7080]

The way he said “I’m free” really had emotion in it

[@adumb1474]

@@trickyspider7080 yeah man it kinda made it feel like the whole thing was pointless

[@fishwater9359]

@@trickyspider7080 yes

[@timurtheterrible4062]

Reminds me of his winstreak and how he intentionally lost it to stop worrying.

[@Some-Nerd33]

He needs to learn his lesson with trying to be the best

[@avak2101]

man, this hits different knowing that squid was secretly farming pork

[@MissSignalTheOddishMonarch]

“He’s playing skyblock while I’m playing DEATHNOTE” *and then squidkid was never seen again*

[@happypug3370]

I saw this comment at the exact time he said that

[@Newnewrom]

Ok, and?

[@BlueEngland]

he's playing skyblock while techno was farming potatoes

[@Cookiemunch-if9ql]

Names noted

[@lchrispbacon1205]

He ded cause he took L

[@w.s.6185]

i can't stop coming back to hear techno psychologically analyze and strategize to maximize potato outputs

[@lucipher4143]

Same such shear determination and hard work make me feel all weird and fuzzy inside

[@chamomile6108]

SAME LMAO

[@jaelynr8725]

I strive to be this insane yet so smart at some point in my life

[@lucipher4143]

@@jaelynr8725 me too .I wish i could find the documents where he wrote his plans it sound like a palpatine×scare evil plan

[@h34th3n5]

It is truely crazy

[@xxarrowxx1543]

The "I'm free" still gives me chills. Rest in Peace Techno.

[@lizardlord6560]

Ye same I got a shiver down my spine

[@bluetechsaw4841]

Rip techno

[@dingleberrysauce]

the foreshadowing its almost lke future techno edited this video with that cryptic last line, noone else wouldve felt much from it until after techno's passing :(

[@DarkestPhobia]

ye sad

[@aadyashukla5758]

rest in peace...

[@azmilog]

ending a series inspired by the art of war with "but now, with the war finally over, i'm free" is beautiful. you were a good man and you are missed.

[@ElzPotatoAndFriends]

Ok but Techno is so good at telling stories,, he's literally mastered the art

[@Maysumii]

He was an English major so

[@argentumoblinit7960]

Agreed

[@moriarty5863]

He is an English major, duh. He can legit write stories and novels.

[@imnotfloof5896]

I mean he has went to college, he could even have a major or somethin

[@Jumpy-xv7gk]

Yep

[@Aaron64589]

Technoblade and squid kid: (End the war) The guy in third place: Long have I waited.

[@ThatsCalledTreeson]

Plot twist he was competing all along

[@adolfoherrera7821]

@@ThatsCalledTreeson Plot twist is a techno account

[@ThatsCalledTreeson]

Adolfo Herrera :0

[@FishieFishFosh]

*its time to rise*

[@govananimations4409]

The guy in 4th place is around 90mil potatoes btw

[@mackenzy.mp4]

“I'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate“ -Technoblade

[@lexwhy554]

I painted these words on my wall

[@wolfplayz6213]

Ok

[@whylife7239]

I want these words

[@whylife7239]

On the public quote forum

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

god that line had no fuckin right to be as raw as it was

[@shadymaddah-b8q]

That “I’m free” at the end made me almost cry as I heard him say it from his soul. Rip king

[@Sammy-nj6qs]

This man memorized squid kids sleeping time. He bambozled us and said kid by lying. This man did so many things that cost him more than 5 billion coins, just to be No.1 in potato’s. Respect

[@Koen_Peters2]

Also played in SMP Earth to throw off Squid Boy.

[@henrywasher1855]

@@Koen_Peters2 while taking over the world and bullying Tommy

[@alex2005z]

@@henrywasher1855 tommy getting bulied just bc techno wanted squid kid distracted

[@henrywasher1855]

@@alex2005z yep, but tbh when is he not bullying Tommy

[@ironclad5854]

Techno really considered torturing a person through sleep deprivation to win a competition in a block game

[@ht8411]

Mood

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

They don't call him THE BLOOD GOD without reason, y'know

[@kotr-2040]

@@totmgsrockxd9900 yessir

[@stopthiscrapgrady1253]

You've seen him and this surprises you?

[@soupmafia2129]

Sleep is for the weak anyways

[@literallyjuststairs6765]

Me: "I've realized now that procrastination isn't a glimpse of freedom, it's a prison, forcing you to feel constant guilt that you have not completed your task, as the deadline starts closing in on you." Me: "But now, with the homework turned in 3 minutes before the deadline..." "...I'm free."

[@purplewarrior1830]

Thank you for getting me to do my homework

[@cheese9300]

me: me

[@kyrinplays]

why is this relatable and not at the same time for me.

[@MasMaszu2]

@@kyrinplays Because why not? -Sun Tzu, Art of Gods

[@egorsolo5848]

You truly free, rest in peace, King. Technoblade never dies

[@genus577]

“So there you go kids, that’s how I dropped out of college to spend 11 hours a day farming potatoes

[@thepowersurfer1490]

Hello there!

[@lafi2013]

Wow 😳

[@ellisk4796]

@@thepowersurfer1490 general kenobi

[@gimygaming8655]

😂

[@yswarm4928]

I'm your 1000th like pog

[@Doubl_Troubl]

Girl: He’s probably thinking of other women Techno: *MUST FARM 11 HOURS*

[@charliefranklin8523]

meanwhile lingling is farming 40hours per day

[@chocolatecake8274]

Charlie Franklin dang it i wanted to say that

[@thesaltyhotdog3761]

@@charliefranklin8523 YES LINGLING

[@xiella2028]

inteRESting

[@arayyang7943]

what you talking about, the woman IS the potatos

[@jazzebee]

i think techno is the perfect example of ADHD hyperfocusing helping someone go above and beyond. when he gets absorbed in something, he completely hyperfocuses on that task and goes to such lengths, dedicating so much to doing that specific thing. i have adhd and although it can suck, watching techno gives me relief and happiness, watching him hyperfocus is so relatable, and seeing him then achieve great things really inspires me, since he's able to use his condition to his advantage and become so successful. he's just so cool

[@chada4806]

That's how I feel too! As a fellow adhd-er seeing Techno just being so cool makes me feel less weird or alone. TvT

[@lovelybani]

what i don’t understand is how he was able to maintain one hyperfixation for an entire year. mine last like 2 weeks at most

[@emilys2562]

@@lovelybani At some point it was probably just sheer will power and not ADHD

[@PsychoFreedom]

Adhd person here, 100% proven.

[@lukewarmmilk102]

i can relate

[@xsalixartz59]

18:48 I've watched a playlist of all 3 parts of the Potato War on a loop so many times now, and I'm only now seeing the text on the Potato Crown that says "Congrats!!! Please stop." Fantastic; I strive to have the same relative level of stubborn determination that Technoblade had I'm actually watching the playlist on loop to motivate me to play Hypixel Skyblock, as I only bought Java (on my current account, because I got a new account) a few days ago

[@madjo5189]

And then in a few weeks he makes a video called: "the great carrot war #1" And he says: "carrot #1, I'm coming for you" "The potato farming was just a distraction. "

[@Jellyjam14blas]

Oh my god yes, that’s perfect lmao.

[@jayer77]

Bro if he doesn’t do this I’m going to lie it

[@talentedidiot2843]

i hope not, im trying to get carrots myself. i dont need the price to drop by 50%

[@moomooiscool1012]

yes lmao

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

I wouldn't be surprised

[@Kale6196]

"but every night around 2 am, squid would leave his account afk and go to bed. THAT's when I'd strike." This made me realize how dedicated and creepy technoblade can be.

[@Enderborn272]

It took you this long to get that?

[@adi-lf5eb]

just now? really?

[@Unknown-avs]

Yup

[@giosworkshop475]

I don’t think you understand how far techno will go to triumph

[@Unknown-avs]

@@giosworkshop475 It's necessary

[@Nugcon]

"Are you winning son?" Technoblade after spending 8 months farming potatoes on a minecraft server: yes

[@eny9370]

Actually it’s 9 months

[@vaibhavmishra1276]

"now buy me my meds"

[@Le_g3nd]

He spent more time before the first vid and

[@kingsubbie875]

Observable so you have dark mode on huh? cool I respect you

[@c0mm1e90]

Nugcon how would his dad ask him if techno literally let his dad die

[@someone6973]

Best quote ever, - ¨Rank number 1 isn´t an achievement, itśa prison, which forces you to dedicate your life to defending a temporary title.¨

[@robo_ghost8760]

#3 Potato farmer is prolly like: Yeah I’m not gonna go there...

[@ceciliamateo8730]

Lol

[@Texan.Insomniac]

The best way to win the game is to not play in the first place

[@mcbagel__]

second place is the only palce witch shows u are not bad but not the best but all i can say is whatte hell techno and squid needs their own personal heavens filled with everything exept potatoes or a hell filled with potatoes

[@User-1939t9]

@@mcbagel__ skyblock farming update: potato blight

[@EySkream]

Never thought of that

[@quandariusquanglebangle9634]

i like how the only thing that stopped technoblade from depriving squid kid from sleep was the law

[@creator2909]

Or rather, the ambiguity of it. He would have done it if he went to law school.

[@thelunamage5772]

Rather believe it was because "it was too ineffective"

[@meenahh]

The Luna Mage no no, any strategy that isn’t farming potatoes by itself, he’ll use it. Techno will use any boost to get farther than squid kid. He will do anything to get a boost. He’s insane.

[@thelunamage5772]

@@meenahh lol i was referencing when techno mentioned how the skeleton horse pet can trample crops on other peoples islands. And he said he didnt do it because his a good person. Then he wrote in text "it was too ineffective"

[@meenahh]

The Luna Mage oh i thought you were talking about destroying squid kid’s sleep schedule sorry

[@willowhibias]

is nobody going to talk about the fact on the potato crown it literally says “Congrats!!! please stop.” LMAOOO

[@dominaiscna]

I DIE EVERYTIME I SEE IT LOL, HYPIXEL IS A GEE.

[@wolfy9887]

Sir this is wendys

[@MasterR-kh1sg]

Speed +1

[@Riemann_Zeta_Function]

They removed the please stop.

[@reeveshimo]

@@Riemann_Zeta_Function you stole my reply... Anyways, that's one frosty.

[@gstarkirby94]

I missed his voice so came back to watch some of his vids :/ I’m 30 with a family and it still hurts losing a ‘KZbinr’ like him man :/ Hope you’re having a blast up there dude! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!! ❤

[@otter1428]

"Did you do it?" "...Yes." "What did it cost you?" "Nine months of my life and the ability to close my eyes without seeing potatoes."

[@krlsweet]

One year of his life for a meme

[@alexandermcknight997]

@@krlsweet bruh for real. Thatd dedication. All hail potatoe king

[@underscoredfrisk]

@@krlsweet And about 10 million views! That is 50k if he makes $5 per 1000 views. America is an expensive place to live compared to a lot of the rest of the world so I am sure he makes at least that much.

[@faker8339]

epic

[@snf8151]

@@underscoredfrisk nah more like 10k dollars, also he couldve made way more then that if he uploaded regular uploads

[@nani-by1hv]

"but when the world needed him most,he vanished" *Irish farmers,1845*

[@ashleyedits2707]

He is back

[@Omgiamsotriggered]

*1845 COLORIZED*

[@lantic2155]

We learned about the potato famine in human geography, and every time the teacher says potato I think of Techno and the potato wars

[@CIockie]

As an Irish person I can confirm

[@mrmongoose5463]

I am Irish and this is very much true

[@Gavau7u638]

What's funny is that he might still be hiding some tactics and we'll never know

[@multiplayergamer5728]

There’s a good 50 percent chance he is ngl

[@hiddenalien]

William Lan the secret to all of this XD

[@summerngeorge]

We'll have to wait a few years to find out.

[@p8090]

Yeah, his own sleep deprivation

[@eliaskemper56]

​@@summerngeorgeummm

[@ZyrekMC]

''Rank number 1 isn't an achievement it's a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title'' -Technoblade

[@Waffle_Boy123]

Nah, but potato’s

[@Steve-zk1rq]

“I believe that someone dropped rookie axes into his hopper system” “BEcAuSe iT wAs mE”

[@nicolewangcinyue2535]

Lmao

[@nahby]

, DIO!

[@mas3399]

Lol

[@gugaptskialadze7705]

@@nahby jojo refference

[@alas1457]

7:10

[@jetstreamjackie3437]

Technoblade: *changes thumbnail* KZbin: “What’s that? You wanted 2M free views? Well why didn’t you say so!”

[@mr.randomguy18]

The unintentional strats

[@titanlord9267]

It's because an artist who made some of his thumbnails traced another person, and after the person told Techno about it, he changed the thumbnail because he understood how hard it was to make art. I found this off a reddit post in r/technoblade, it was on Twitter

[@mr.randomguy18]

K

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

@@titanlord9267 Dayum

[@elainad6728]

Lmao

[@mozartqaiser]

“Rank number 1 isn’t an achievement it’s a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defending a temporary title. But now with the war finally over.... I’m free” -Technoblade, the Art of Potatoes

[@vincentcooper5062]

yes the art of potatoes-Sun Tzu

[@JamesThomas-cm2xq]

The art of the blood god

[@ashpearl8740]

The “I’m free” made me tear up a bit

[@crystalcake9507]

E

[@white-lu4sc]

he got beaten by someone on potato collection he might start farming again if he wants number one again

[@ChillGuyischill69]

Can't believe it's been one and a half years until he's passed. These videos just bring back Old memories. Fly High king, R.I.P Technoblade June 1999 - June 2022

[@Jxran]

Everyone: Cool the potato war is over, finally he’ll uplo- Techno: *no.*

[@clippedoutofcontext2283]

I hope your wrong

[@ngocakaurmum8331]

@@clippedoutofcontext2283 me 2

[@Lem0nwtf]

@@clippedoutofcontext2283 you hope his wrong what?

[@chillin_warmth]

everyone who is shocked just didn't pay attention

[@icicle2211]

Hey, should I make a flash intro for techno's intro?

[@klw5566]

“Did you do it?” “Yes.” “What did it cost?” “Everything.”

[@joanesunzu3087]

"What did it cost?" "Potato"

[@InsertText...]

9 months and his sanity😅😅

[@themguy4234]

My Sanity

[@simpledog6682]

There is something so addicting about having Technoblade explain anything, that I'd even watch him analyze how a paint dries

[@hotlinc7571]

same

[@kevinpieta]

Yes

[@i_am_the_sheep2656]

This is true

[@i_am_the_sheep2656]

Me Myself And I wdym?

[@craftychocabo4098]

That's the same with Dream. "Techno and Dream talk for an hour" 10 million views

[@aeroinnit]

everytime i come back to this series i always loose it at the "im free" at the end. you truly are free king, fly high

[@battledroidmk129]

"people say technoblade never dies, im gonna put him in the grave" There is a reason we say technoblade never dies

[@aleatheltrashcan478]

Yes

[@muchotexto4248]

He dropped out of school for this

[@candy-xr7yp]

He is a grown man that plants potatoes in minecraft

[@egwanafishpackets2633]

Lol truth

[@timidtrillium]

i was your 1k i hope you have a good day

[@amerisartanimation]

“So why are you subbed to Technoblade?” *p o t a t o e s*

[@shreksonic3850]

Who needs dream smp when you have POTATOES

[@dull_demon4717]

The chaotic energy

[@indika911]

exactly

[@amerisartanimation]

@@indika911 The only true reason

[@amerisartanimation]

@GameShark y e s

[@AL1an__]

This entire war has just been Technoblade and squid kid going "You may have outsmarted me but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!"

[@jip0611]

It’s like JoJo

[@bengal4047]

@@jip0611 Or Death Note, but with potatoes instead of murder

[@kentrooseveltrazon6616]

@@bengal4047 Or Death Note with just potatoes (chips)

[@chrisramos1272]

It’s literally Sherlock Holmes vs Moriarty. The IQ levels are off the charts.

[@sushitime5052]

“I knew you were gonna do that, so I did this!” *Repeat forever*

[@ratman1125]

That last line hits very different after his death. Rest in peace Techoblade, we all miss you.

[@CaboosePootis]

When techno just casually said he was the one to drop rookie axes into squids hoppers, I screamed

[@jexoMC]

Why

[@kylehavens6574]

When I saw this I tapped on a random time and it was right before he said that

[@justareader____]

It was funny

[@insomnia826]

That "I'm free" with the fade out gave me chills

[@TheOreoOverlord]

No joke same here

[@rafansyed8420]

techno is the king of giving chills let’s be real here

[@visattojaner6639]

@@andranikpapazyan3972 he means goosebumps it's a pretty common phrase is english your second language?

[@Deltexterity]

@@andranikpapazyan3972 but grammar nazi’s correct actual mistakes, you’re not even making the right correction because it’s already perfect english. you aren’t a grammar nazi you’re just stupid

[@aaryabhardwaj9255]

Honestly

[@dumbo2515]

I love how techno just single handedly created a Sun-Tzu meme cult.

[@technospyform1578]

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@leonardoacuti9885]

@@technospyform1578 lmao

[@colindelabie9734]

“People are easily influenced.” -Sun-Tzu, The Art of War

[@missously2088]

"do you know according to youtube analytics that some of you AREN'T SUBSCRIBED?" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@big_brain_slimey1045]

He should be added to the art of war