Coney's REACT WARS - Pillow Fight - Season 5, Round 1

React Wars is BACK!!!!!! Twitch users submit videos on stream, and Coney rates them 1-5. The better the reaction, the higher the score.
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[@CONEYZZ]

Didn’t realize a lot of you KZbin viewers didn’t know this was back (the community post probably didn’t get to you 😢) ! If you can, check out my Twitter or Twitch for the latest updates on when stuff is happening twitter.com/CONEY twitch.tv/CONEY

[@Delta21OnYT]

ayo coney when is the react wars season 4 winning videos playlists coming out?

[@mcz420]

No. That’s to hard and confusing. Just comment back on this with updates and I’ll get the notification.

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Probably because you just put “huge news” with a twitter link instead of actually saying RW is back in the post lol

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I rlly didn't know, crazy

[@pepsiman8958]

Big brain Coney, making “mistakes” to encourage KZbin frogs to convert to Twitch, Content Coney™️ at it again

[@ParmMannREBORN]

You know react wars is a big deal when Coney doesn't clickbait the title

[@atwistedb]

holy shit react wars is the only series that coney DOESNT clickbait.

[@e.m.2168]

@@atwistedbtbh the clickbait works the opposite on me, I don’t know when my fav series get updated

[@Just.Arguing]

​@@e.m.2168Clickbait is good for getting new people in so that makes sense ngl

[@ZamirStills]

I can’t believe that beat in the Guitar Center commercial was made from the same musician that gave us the entirety of Wu-Tang Clan’s “36 Chambers”.

[@jayseal633]

I have to believe he got paid for showing up and knew he could troll

[@billyhorchel5429]

I thinks it’s more so that the drum pad he was supposed to help advertise was a piece of shit, and they preset it with a bunch of dumb ass sample sounds, and he just had to make the best of what was there. Or maybe he’s really good at trolling.

[@jakeswierdfriend7204]

that paster really hit the kazuya while-rising crumple jab

[@throwawaydetective9080]

wr2 into perfect electric FOR THE LORD

[@ballisticboo7808]

BAM

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

Lmao the editor throwing in the Uncle Aaron beat at 7:30 killed me

[@gastonEGGS]

YOOOOOOOOOO REACT WARS IS BACK!!!!

[@johnsmith9578]

WE ARE SO BACK!!!! 🗣️🗣️

[@d4storm294]

REACT WARS RAHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Joshyboy225]

ITS BACK WOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@rucksack_kh]

REACTING 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@E-man.]

knack is back baby

[@gomi_rakugaki5106]

I literally want a 3 page essay on why you called The RZA "some best guy"

[@JackgarPrime]

Maybe the whitest moment ever.

[@clonesharpshooter101]

“Whenever it starts in a church, I’m like- ‘Oh, God…’” Well, it’s in the right place for that.

[@Phosypha]

The way i giggle and click my heels together when Coney starts a new season of react wars

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

coney got me kicking my legs in the air while lying on my stomach

[@Xanek]

Curious to see how this season of React Wars will go. First time participating in one and watching all the submissions live.

[@speertime]

Same!

[@PokeBallerLuke]

the drone is the hardest I’ve laughed at a video in years

[@roboticoperatingbuddy5443]

i like how coney is combatting 5 inflation for react wars

[@speertime]

It was so funny seeing Coney do the Hydration bit on stream you had to be there! 18:57

[@guardianflora5640]

i need the calculator video so badly

[@moofins760]

Cannot find it anywhere

[@hotnuggies4208]

You can find it everywhere now

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

React wars is the strongest antidote to my seasonal depression. God bless

[@unnoticed9988]

4:51“Let’s go R-Z-A” Coney is so white lol

[@KandiKid87]

"He should've put an I in there." That shit sent me to Pluto and back. Good lord, I died laughing.

[@MrSkerpentine]

so is there a reason why the music industry let two completely unrelated artists named RZA and SZA coexist

[@wumbojet]

​@@MrSkerpentine wait until you find out about the other WuTang Clan member

[@geminiman5580]

I just binged the entire series in preparation, looking forward to this

[@Malao558]

“That was a bad idea.” Immediately does it again

[@estebanacostaolivera3232]

I wasn't expecting the Pippa and Coney crossover but this is a banger way to start the new season of React Wars lol

[@DJWEEGEE_]

It’s a good day when there is a new react wars season

[@Manonthe3up]

Let's go, another amazing React Wars season begins!

[@tyrelllowery2074]

Now that the writers strike is over, we can have react wars back!!

[@Diamond_Aura]

React Wars so amazing, glad to have this back

[@maxwelld37]

I miss react wars every year. So glad it is back

[@LiilYogurt]

I'm so glad this series is back, top tier Coney Content

[@Stuggots]

This is EXACTLY what I’ve been waiting for

[@Joshyboy225]

Sadly I couldn’t attend the stream at the time but it’s always good to see react wars make a return!

[@kiwifluorite]

A majority of the submissions were not good

[@newlyrblx]

the stream so a lot of mid, its fun tho to experience

[@Joshyboy225]

@@kiwifluoriteyeah i can see that lol i’m on the third video and everything’s been kinda eh so far

[@8bitrunner21]

Kinda makes me glad that Scott the Woz is considered meta in react wars lmao

[@ArcadeStriker]

The monkey video with the DKC music and sounds destroyed my sides 😂

[@analyticalj8687]

13:45 saddened that the part where Coney said dejectedly "its not bukkake" didnt make it to the youtube ☹️

[@g33p61]

how did rza make that beat and the biochemical equation beat

[@JackgarPrime]

It's like how every good picture takes 1000 bad pictures to make.

[@TheKiddo2468]

The Bayonet video feels like something Taika Waititi would make

[@thewildneo]

is there a link to the video cos i cant find it anywhere

[@TheKiddo2468]

@@thewildneo I have no clue. I started looking for it and I found out that it’s based on an actual video from the BBC. A WW2 vet was talking about having to kill someone with a bayonet and for some reason that makes it funnier

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Need the calculator csgo guy clip. Absolutely robbed of a 5

[@byrontheusurper6505]

OH MY GOD REACT WARS IS BACK? I am way to fucked up to tell you how exited I am but I am EXITED

[@matthewbartlett3442]

30:49 he made the bar turn red and flail from side to side

[@polluxb]

Does anyone have the video title for the 5 x 1000 video? That shit is hysterical

[@noah-ux2cz]

20:38 he got that drive rush enhanced punish counter 5hp

[@MrTravyTrav]

The two funniest movies in the video being the ones chat wanted to skip is pretty on point.

[@MimiksYou]

screamed loud enough for my neighbors to hear when i got the notif

[@ArcadeStriker]

I can't believe I missed out the React Wars stream (I forgot I had seen the announcement a few days ago) but at least its great to watch this fresh from Coney's oven

[@aggapuffin]

Very disappointed they called the cuck water commercial a fruity fling yet didn't make the fruits go after the male water bottle.

[@Jimjammcblamblam]

anyone have a link for the cs calculator clip?

[@jaredcrimm3472]

For someone who's more knowledgeable about the Coney lore than I am, what is the meaning behind "habitful 5." That's been the name of the 5 for like 4 seasons of react wars, but I've never understood what the hell "habitful" means.

[@CONEYZZ]

It’s only been around since Season 4 I think but stream viewers can donate to sponsor a plate and it so happens that the viewer “habitful” sponsored the 5 plate.

[@jaredcrimm3472]

@@CONEYZZ Oh really? I should go back and watch the earlier seasons again I guess I thought it's been there for a while. That's good to know tho!

[@atwistedb]

Your favorite Coney (series) is finally back.

[@CorbinWho]

Damn that first video was a perfect introduction to season 5 🤣😅

[@0_Cardboard_0]

RZA rly went from 36 Chambers to this 💀

[@jakeyfurby]

the duality of coney stream is him defending v-tubers to chat, and chat defending anime to coney.

[@tylerw1625]

That Universal Studios hat looks like the Papa Johns logo and I cannot unsee it

[@Fox_RZK]

has someone managed to track down the calculator video yet I can't find it anywhere

[@micahbarrus8406]

I love how coney insists that they don't inflate 5's, but i swear last season had like 10 5's a video towards the end.

[@incognitoonion]

BEST SHOW ON KZbin OTHER THAN CRIINGE CONFESSIONAL IS BACK

[@jackg1135]

Somebody has GOT to submit Dracula Flow next episode. Funniest sh!t on the internet 😂

[@paxcaster]

they did, it bombed

[@Captain_Bobvious]

Coney not knowing the RZA makes me unreasonably upset

[@TheChildishTycoon]

And then he had the nerve to say that he should've put an I in his name. Disrespectful! RZA spells his name however he wants. 🤦‍♂️

[@Mechadeuce]

LFG REACT WARS! The best react content on the internet!

[@ajoconnor64]

1:46 I never noticed on stream but the lady alien had the fucking Chevy emblem as like a choker/necklace ICANT

[@Lanman106]

20:36 This man openly admitted to attacking a child to get him to follow Jesus. XD

[@KandiKid87]

Lol Pippa is just a content mine. I love her. ❤

[@aurora3542]

I need the disco shrimp 💀

[@numa2k147]

21:00 dude thought he was in Warhammer 😂

[@alococuccoyo6103]

That one bottle stair dude is probably expecting twins from his cousin so that he can sacrifice them to a goat he had to buy because a bottle of orbeez got to the bottom of a spiral staircase. Pre-edit addendum: just learned he may or may not have a predatory background Post-pre-edit-addendum: I don't care about looking into it any further

[@chameleon0414]

4:46 that beat is just the El chavo intro 😂

[@Coolio_Ash]

"You guys see anime shit and immediately shake your head, I'd never do that"-Someone who literally does that all the damn time

[@obviouslyanonymous]

In defense of the aliens, we would absolutely take replicas of alien tools we found on other planets too, even if they were super outdated and below our technology level.

[@JDizzle_98]

I was not expecting Columbus, Ohio to be mentioned

[@beanwuzhear]

I have never heard anyone say RZA like “R-Z-A” before, Coney never fails to amaze

[@nico2electric374]

11:47 but coney, that's exactly what you do (love your content btw)

[@TentaCole]

There were a lot of good submissions this time, but my favorite has to be the "Guitar Center RZA" one. That one was great. 🤣

[@shadicTPZ]

I initially joined the stream in hopes of getting my submission in, but the rules disallowed me bc I'm poor. Decided to stay on to see the submissions though!

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

🎻🤏

[@mettatonex7221]

Never tell a streamer that you're watching their streams in a public place. They will make you regret it.

[@neminem233]

YOOOO I WAS JUST BINGING THIS SERIES

[@InfinityFantasy]

How does Coney not have more subs

[@Ick.-]

5:05 Huge L to Coney for not knowing how to pronounce RZA and not knowing he’s the leader of Wu-Tang :/

[@flarifier5594]

that pastor is just mac from its always sunny in philadelphia

[@megatonbboy2000]

coney’s whiteness showed sooo hard when he called him “AR-ZEE-AY”😭😭😭😭

[@sheemy1008]

Coney: explains yin and yang Sanpaku Me: K, but what happens if you have both Coney: 14:05 Me: *_how did you read my mind 2 weeks into the future_*

[@martefala]

18:54 What a gutteral no. This man was seeing god before him, holy shit.

[@quackkillerreal]

There are no words for the pain i felt watching that muk video

[@3nzo_]

ROUND 5 BABY LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@threethej_rock]

HYDRO HOMIES LMFAOOO

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I want the dududdu beat combine with the video right after that

[@oscarguzman3017]

I can't tell if coney is genuinely impressed with those quik mafs. That was some elementary level math that elementary schoolers could do in their heads. Ur dim if you can't do it in ur head without a calc. Calc is slang for calculator btw.

[@jacksonsreed]

The Pete Delkus video!!! DFW GANG RISE UP

[@froggod6484]

React wars changed my life!!!

[@Sammechu]

REACT WARS IS BACK LETS GO BABY

[@S.O.SStudio]

BROOO THAT WAS JUST SIMPLE MATH!!! PFFT

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Someone needs to do a compilation of FGC handshakes.

[@lowstandards3148]

Can anyone help me find the French corporal sketch? I think my dad would really like it but I couldn’t find it

[@brycep49]

the video is "German WWI veteran describes killing a French soldier in a bayonet charge"

[@namegoeshere12]

biggest moment in history

[@owenicewater9704]

Return of the King

[@CityXV]

Yoooo season 5 is out, hype

[@HawkTeevs]

NEW REACT WARS LET’S GOOOOOOO

[@DeLisi.]

Finally, a reason to keep going.

[@uprobdonotcare]

IT’S BACK

[@leafofufo3264]

And so it begins.

[@officerdowns2772]

Yo. Dumb question, but could anyone help me find the video at 16:43?

[@HerMajestyVelvet]

THE WARS ARE REACTING

[@Hikaru1468]

Shen Stone Cold says to drink, you DRINK

[@tien315]

“R Z A” lmfaoooooo

[@jimmz6]

the calc cod match deserved a 5 more than the drone

[@Banana_D]

SEASON FIVE BABYYYYYY