Coney's REACT WARS - Pillow Fight - Season 5, Round 1

[@CONEYZZ]

Didn’t realize a lot of you KZbin viewers didn’t know this was back (the community post probably didn’t get to you 😢) ! If you can, check out my Twitter or Twitch for the latest updates on when stuff is happening twitter.com/CONEY twitch.tv/CONEY

[@Delta21OnYT]

ayo coney when is the react wars season 4 winning videos playlists coming out?

[@mcz420]

No. That’s to hard and confusing. Just comment back on this with updates and I’ll get the notification.

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Probably because you just put “huge news” with a twitter link instead of actually saying RW is back in the post lol

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I rlly didn't know, crazy

[@pepsiman8958]

Big brain Coney, making “mistakes” to encourage KZbin frogs to convert to Twitch, Content Coney™️ at it again

[@ParmMannREBORN]

You know react wars is a big deal when Coney doesn't clickbait the title

[@atwistedb]

holy shit react wars is the only series that coney DOESNT clickbait.

[@e.m.2168]

@@atwistedbtbh the clickbait works the opposite on me, I don’t know when my fav series get updated

[@Just.Arguing]

​@@e.m.2168Clickbait is good for getting new people in so that makes sense ngl

[@ZamirStills]

I can’t believe that beat in the Guitar Center commercial was made from the same musician that gave us the entirety of Wu-Tang Clan’s “36 Chambers”.

[@jayseal633]

I have to believe he got paid for showing up and knew he could troll

[@billyhorchel5429]

I thinks it’s more so that the drum pad he was supposed to help advertise was a piece of shit, and they preset it with a bunch of dumb ass sample sounds, and he just had to make the best of what was there. Or maybe he’s really good at trolling.

[@jakeswierdfriend7204]

that paster really hit the kazuya while-rising crumple jab

[@throwawaydetective9080]

wr2 into perfect electric FOR THE LORD

[@ballisticboo7808]

BAM

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

Lmao the editor throwing in the Uncle Aaron beat at 7:30 killed me

[@PokeBallerLuke]

the drone is the hardest I’ve laughed at a video in years

[@gomi_rakugaki5106]

I literally want a 3 page essay on why you called The RZA "some best guy"

[@JackgarPrime]

Maybe the whitest moment ever.

[@gastonEGGS]

YOOOOOOOOOO REACT WARS IS BACK!!!!

[@johnsmith9578]

WE ARE SO BACK!!!! 🗣️🗣️

[@d4storm294]

REACT WARS RAHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Joshyboy225]

ITS BACK WOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@rucksack_kh]

REACTING 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@E-man.]

knack is back baby

[@Phosypha]

The way i giggle and click my heels together when Coney starts a new season of react wars

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

coney got me kicking my legs in the air while lying on my stomach

[@clonesharpshooter101]

“Whenever it starts in a church, I’m like- ‘Oh, God…’” Well, it’s in the right place for that.

[@Xanek]

Curious to see how this season of React Wars will go. First time participating in one and watching all the submissions live.

[@speertime]

Same!

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

React wars is the strongest antidote to my seasonal depression. God bless

[@roboticoperatingbuddy5443]

i like how coney is combatting 5 inflation for react wars

[@guardianflora5640]

i need the calculator video so badly

[@moofins760]

Cannot find it anywhere

[@hotnuggies4208]

You can find it everywhere now

[@estebanacostaolivera3232]

I wasn't expecting the Pippa and Coney crossover but this is a banger way to start the new season of React Wars lol

[@geminiman5580]

I just binged the entire series in preparation, looking forward to this

[@speertime]

It was so funny seeing Coney do the Hydration bit on stream you had to be there! 18:57

[@DJWEEGEE_]

It’s a good day when there is a new react wars season

[@Manonthe3up]

Let's go, another amazing React Wars season begins!

[@maxwelld37]

I miss react wars every year. So glad it is back

[@unnoticed9988]

4:51“Let’s go R-Z-A” Coney is so white lol

[@KandiKid87]

"He should've put an I in there." That shit sent me to Pluto and back. Good lord, I died laughing.

[@MrSkerpentine]

so is there a reason why the music industry let two completely unrelated artists named RZA and SZA coexist

[@wumbojet]

​@@MrSkerpentine wait until you find out about the other WuTang Clan member

[@tyrelllowery2074]

Now that the writers strike is over, we can have react wars back!!

[@Diamond_Aura]

React Wars so amazing, glad to have this back

[@LiilYogurt]

I'm so glad this series is back, top tier Coney Content

[@noah-ux2cz]

20:38 he got that drive rush enhanced punish counter 5hp

[@g33p61]

how did rza make that beat and the biochemical equation beat

[@JackgarPrime]

It's like how every good picture takes 1000 bad pictures to make.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

30:49 he made the bar turn red and flail from side to side

[@ArcadeStriker]

The monkey video with the DKC music and sounds destroyed my sides 😂

[@8bitrunner21]

Kinda makes me glad that Scott the Woz is considered meta in react wars lmao

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Need the calculator csgo guy clip. Absolutely robbed of a 5

[@MrTravyTrav]

The two funniest movies in the video being the ones chat wanted to skip is pretty on point.

[@Stuggots]

This is EXACTLY what I’ve been waiting for

[@polluxb]

Does anyone have the video title for the 5 x 1000 video? That shit is hysterical

[@incognitoonion]

BEST SHOW ON KZbin OTHER THAN CRIINGE CONFESSIONAL IS BACK

[@byrontheusurper6505]

OH MY GOD REACT WARS IS BACK? I am way to fucked up to tell you how exited I am but I am EXITED

[@0_Cardboard_0]

RZA rly went from 36 Chambers to this 💀

[@Joshyboy225]

Sadly I couldn’t attend the stream at the time but it’s always good to see react wars make a return!

[@kiwifluorite]

A majority of the submissions were not good

[@newlyrblx]

the stream so a lot of mid, its fun tho to experience

[@Joshyboy225]

@@kiwifluoriteyeah i can see that lol i’m on the third video and everything’s been kinda eh so far

[@Malao558]

“That was a bad idea.” Immediately does it again

[@TheKiddo2468]

The Bayonet video feels like something Taika Waititi would make

[@thewildneo]

is there a link to the video cos i cant find it anywhere

[@TheKiddo2468]

@@thewildneo I have no clue. I started looking for it and I found out that it’s based on an actual video from the BBC. A WW2 vet was talking about having to kill someone with a bayonet and for some reason that makes it funnier

[@obviouslyanonymous]

In defense of the aliens, we would absolutely take replicas of alien tools we found on other planets too, even if they were super outdated and below our technology level.

[@tylerw1625]

That Universal Studios hat looks like the Papa Johns logo and I cannot unsee it

[@CorbinWho]

Damn that first video was a perfect introduction to season 5 🤣😅

[@analyticalj8687]

13:45 saddened that the part where Coney said dejectedly "its not bukkake" didnt make it to the youtube ☹️

[@Mechadeuce]

LFG REACT WARS! The best react content on the internet!

[@atwistedb]

Your favorite Coney (series) is finally back.

[@jakeyfurby]

the duality of coney stream is him defending v-tubers to chat, and chat defending anime to coney.

[@Jimjammcblamblam]

anyone have a link for the cs calculator clip?

[@MimiksYou]

screamed loud enough for my neighbors to hear when i got the notif

[@aurora3542]

I need the disco shrimp 💀

[@micahbarrus8406]

I love how coney insists that they don't inflate 5's, but i swear last season had like 10 5's a video towards the end.

[@ArcadeStriker]

I can't believe I missed out the React Wars stream (I forgot I had seen the announcement a few days ago) but at least its great to watch this fresh from Coney's oven

[@ajoconnor64]

1:46 I never noticed on stream but the lady alien had the fucking Chevy emblem as like a choker/necklace ICANT

[@numa2k147]

21:00 dude thought he was in Warhammer 😂

[@aggapuffin]

Very disappointed they called the cuck water commercial a fruity fling yet didn't make the fruits go after the male water bottle.

[@Ick.-]

5:05 Huge L to Coney for not knowing how to pronounce RZA and not knowing he’s the leader of Wu-Tang :/

[@Captain_Bobvious]

Coney not knowing the RZA makes me unreasonably upset

[@TheChildishTycoon]

And then he had the nerve to say that he should've put an I in his name. Disrespectful! RZA spells his name however he wants. 🤦‍♂️

[@jaredcrimm3472]

For someone who's more knowledgeable about the Coney lore than I am, what is the meaning behind "habitful 5." That's been the name of the 5 for like 4 seasons of react wars, but I've never understood what the hell "habitful" means.

[@CONEYZZ]

It’s only been around since Season 4 I think but stream viewers can donate to sponsor a plate and it so happens that the viewer “habitful” sponsored the 5 plate.

[@jaredcrimm3472]

@@CONEYZZ Oh really? I should go back and watch the earlier seasons again I guess I thought it's been there for a while. That's good to know tho!

[@JDizzle_98]

I was not expecting Columbus, Ohio to be mentioned

[@Lanman106]

20:36 This man openly admitted to attacking a child to get him to follow Jesus. XD

[@jackg1135]

Somebody has GOT to submit Dracula Flow next episode. Funniest sh!t on the internet 😂

[@paxcaster]

they did, it bombed

[@chameleon0414]

4:46 that beat is just the El chavo intro 😂

[@Fox_RZK]

has someone managed to track down the calculator video yet I can't find it anywhere

[@neminem233]

YOOOO I WAS JUST BINGING THIS SERIES

[@mettatonex7221]

Never tell a streamer that you're watching their streams in a public place. They will make you regret it.

[@froggod6484]

React wars changed my life!!!

[@Coolio_Ash]

"You guys see anime shit and immediately shake your head, I'd never do that"-Someone who literally does that all the damn time

[@alococuccoyo6103]

That one bottle stair dude is probably expecting twins from his cousin so that he can sacrifice them to a goat he had to buy because a bottle of orbeez got to the bottom of a spiral staircase. Pre-edit addendum: just learned he may or may not have a predatory background Post-pre-edit-addendum: I don't care about looking into it any further

[@threethej_rock]

HYDRO HOMIES LMFAOOO

[@KandiKid87]

Lol Pippa is just a content mine. I love her. ❤

[@hamzahkhan4067]

The way I POPPED OFF for this notification cannot be understated. Welcome back my favourite series. The king has returned.

[@ichizen910]

I pogged IRL

[@quackkillerreal]

There are no words for the pain i felt watching that muk video

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I want the dududdu beat combine with the video right after that

[@S.O.SStudio]

BROOO THAT WAS JUST SIMPLE MATH!!! PFFT

[@InfinityFantasy]

How does Coney not have more subs

[@CityXV]

Yoooo season 5 is out, hype

[@flarifier5594]

that pastor is just mac from its always sunny in philadelphia

[@3nzo_]

ROUND 5 BABY LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@beanwuzhear]

I have never heard anyone say RZA like “R-Z-A” before, Coney never fails to amaze

[@DeLisi.]

Finally, a reason to keep going.

[@jacksonsreed]

The Pete Delkus video!!! DFW GANG RISE UP

[@Sammechu]

REACT WARS IS BACK LETS GO BABY

[@namegoeshere12]

biggest moment in history

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Never heard of sanpaku

[@martefala]

18:54 What a gutteral no. This man was seeing god before him, holy shit.

[@nico2electric374]

11:47 but coney, that's exactly what you do (love your content btw)

[@HerMajestyVelvet]

THE WARS ARE REACTING

[@Banana_D]

SEASON FIVE BABYYYYYY

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Someone needs to do a compilation of FGC handshakes.

[@HawkTeevs]

NEW REACT WARS LET’S GOOOOOOO

[@leafofufo3264]

And so it begins.

[@sheemy1008]

Coney: explains yin and yang Sanpaku Me: K, but what happens if you have both Coney: 14:05 Me: *_how did you read my mind 2 weeks into the future_*

[@samdilophosaur9787]

9:57 Texas summer is a cruel mistress

[@sparki9085]

11:50 hearing that after last wheelchamp...

[@uprobdonotcare]

IT’S BACK

[@shoveltime4]

IT'S BAAAACK

[@Totomeister]

GOD BLESS REACT WARS

[@TentaCole]

There were a lot of good submissions this time, but my favorite has to be the "Guitar Center RZA" one. That one was great. 🤣

[@tien315]

“R Z A” lmfaoooooo

[@anon122697]

LETS GOOOOOO REACT WARS

[@davishmayo1643]

React wars is back baby