How I Beat Mew2King

Coney recounts a bunch of short stories of his Brawl past, most notably how close he was to beating ‪@TheRealMew2king‬ but couldn't close it out. Also, how he got bad advice fighting a really good Japanese player, and more in Coney's years of playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
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[@CONEYZZ]

I miss Brawl Dedede

[@wrenren2112]

I miss how he could throw a waddle doo with his side b, and the waddle doo could do an attack. It was almost completely non viable but was really cool. I miss so much stuff about competitive brawl dude, like Fox was so cool

[@newsoupluigi7874]

I like that he has more moves than just hammer swing. I love brawl dedede's back air

[@MrGtgguy]

I just miss brawl....shame there isn't a better version of brawl out there......*cough cough* pm

[@Joepuh]

I don't fuck that character i played marth

[@the_bookworm8281]

@@wrenren2112 Waddle Dees in Brawl provided good meatshields for Dedede to deal with opposing camping. Their random attacks are, however, not really that great outside of a few funny instances. Then there is the chance he can throw a fast, non-reflectable (by non-reflectors) Gordo at you.

[@GimR]

Aposl and I have footage somewhere of Coney crying after losing

[@samesu766white7]

No way

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

He would never live it down if it got out.

[@wrenren2112]

For the love of god leak it

[@RandomDude647]

RELEASE THE TAPES

[@ahmaddiyafam1884]

We need to see it

[@InfernoOmni]

YOU BEAT ALL THESE METAKNIGHTS BECAUSE OF THE HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER TRAINING

[@Crowbatt_]

Awesome

[@wrenren2112]

LMAOOOOO

[@soulxd2902]

LMAO

[@5darkelves994]

Yoooooooo the better version of keemstar

[@FireCrewGAMING]

I take it back, you're not an asshole :)

[@hummus07]

coney using jedi mind tricks to win against 4god is the funniest fucking thing

[@wrenren2112]

“I came up with this, and it became my trademark” -Little Mac players thinking they’re spacing gods by spamming f-tilt

[@swordmasterarie7752]

Coney laughing at the messed up instant replay is an iconic moment in Smash history for sure

[@keenfrizzle]

Thank god "YOU DIED TO A GETUP ATTACK" made it into a content video, that shit is timeless

[@yonaka9798]

What makes it even more hilarious to me is the fact that it's exaclty Coneys voice, it still sounds the same after all these years

[@heartman194]

I absolutely love Coney sharing his stories from the Brawl days I feel like it's not a time period we hear a lot of and it's super funny and interesting

[@TheKorenji]

we don't hear about it because those days were hell

[@IlSharmouta]

It's also every time he has something to share is either ridiculous or hilarious and it always always delivers

[@illford6921]

@@TheKorenji Brawl Doubles was peak Doubles tho

[@Kelohmello]

that "so stupid" at 13:59 is so good. 12 years later and you can *feel* he's still mad about it

[@anonymous7024]

Where Marss says “Better player” Coney says “Different playstyle “

[@J0ulez5]

Watching a grown man pop off over their deedeedee up B is the highlight of my month

[@kiddinme4128]

Im amazed at the skills coney, my favorite content creator, lost over the years. Nowadays he cant even hit a gigantic tic-tac-toe board with a water balloon

[@tootsie_]

This little anthology is the epitome of the idea that you can win with strange / unconventional tactics. Coney's Dedede was wack and weird and no one else was like him, so he got some cheeky games and had a good time. Good on you.

[@TheBomberman122]

True thats usually why competitions are played in sets. So the better player has time to adapt. Also why consistency is one the best traits a top player or athlete can possess.

[@BluWinter13]

This is probably the funniest coney video ive seen, well done

[@jamesofthekaijukompendium]

The delivery on the "YOU DIED TO A GET UP ATTACK!" fuckin' killed me, dude! XD

[@MrGtgguy]

Since I started in brawl, it makes hearing people complain about Castle Siege in Ultimate VERY FUNNY.

[@Keeby.]

changing the rules of your tourny just to give you better chances is actually kinda shitty

[@gg_novastar8492]

There is no smash story like a brawl story dude. That game was incredible

[@TentaCole]

"O h g o d ! Y o u ' r e s u c h a g o o d p l a y e r !"

[@wrenren2112]

!goodplayeralert

[@jmastah2375]

Coney is either the most random person ever or a big brain genius. I can't tell lmao

[@RaphDeGrate]

My guy Coney really just does random shit

[@lox3391]

this has more highschool tennis tapes rather than football vibes

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

Holy shit I remember the deer with a gun at Xanadu! I never knew that was Coney though

[@RoRo13890]

Damn, I forgot Coney’s Dedede was so spicy

[@cototo]

The doc bit killed me, miss that xanadu

[@KingOshi]

HERE COMES CONEY’S DEDEDE WITH THE AWESOME LAY UP!!

[@ToadPlayer64]

Based on this video, I’m not entirely convinced Coney does not have a Brawl King Dedede shrine in his house

[@FlashStep111]

You're by far the funniest smash content creator I have watched ever! I'm so mad I haven't been following the smash scene earlier in my life, because a lot of funny things have happened and I'm loving these stories you're telling. Also you're a great story teller too, can't wait to see your new videos in 2022! 🙌

[@XylessBrawl]

If anyone is curious, the song playing in that Smashville match was Quiet Man (Instrumental) by The Queenstons. I would know because I made that BRSTM file lmao.

[@DeronHargrove]

These are so fascinating. Some of my favorite content by you

[@onenerdarmy7260]

I wasn't really into Smash back in the Brawl days, so hearing stories like this is always so enjoyable.

[@Jellycent13]

Coney please give us more story content, i cant have enough of your stuff

[@charlesschultz2025]

I think coney dropped this because of his performance at the summit commentator crew battle 💨

[@myniko]

Coney, I would’ve been here sooner but KZbin didn’t tell me you uploaded and I have the bell to tell me every video from you

[@Rain-od6oc]

hearing brawl/older smash stories from you is very fun

[@Clairavoya]

23:36 the synchronized laugh was great lol

[@BrynIE1127]

I watch this video like every week or 2 for some reason, "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING UP-B CONTROL" "I AM SO FUCKING TALENTED" So fucking good lmao

[@Superguitarninja]

I’m so glad I got to vicariously experience this smash history. This video truly made me happy.

[@sandau44]

I never played Brawl, and for that I am thankful.

[@jesusvaldez6047]

Coney you deserve more subs , this video made me so happy

[@IckyStickyRicky123]

i was so happy when i found out coney made content, always been my favorite commentator!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Hearing stories about the smash scene is my greatest Joy, even tho I'm not even into smash anymore. It's why the yard works so well for me!

[@XylessBrawl]

Having worked replay systems for tourneys, they’re the funniest thing out there when they break, even if it’s always embarrassing when they do. If we didn’t cut at a specific time for how we did it for SNS3, it would start rapidly deteriorating horribly like a deep fried meme.

[@Mr.Faust3]

Why are these Smash story videos so funny and engaging

[@godzzy5767]

Bro you're spitting all these formulas at me for all these smash things, but your storytelling is so good that I'll listen to you cast spells on me all day

[@warioware3odst]

8:58 an excellent transition that scared the fuck out of me

[@Aluxschmander]

Love the storytime videos my homie stock

[@carterclem7]

I love your stuff! I’m pretty exclusively a melee guy but your commentary rules

[@DalePotato]

i love coney brawl stories i always come back to them

[@minecraftrox]

Who needs the Brawl doc when you've got Coney Tales?

[@tayl0165]

Lmao Vex, these stories are so good! I wish I could like this more than once.

[@dontgetgrabbed]

Wacky doubles strats are my favorite thing about smash, it’s such a unique thing compared to other fighting games

[@NeoAnguiano]

18:46 “Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the StAg.”

[@joshalbert5904]

Coney smash story time never gets old

[@TheMe9595]

I mained luigi back in brawl and my main claim to fame was that i gimped both ally and m2k. The m2k one was recorded but I haven't been able to find it for a few years now.

[@HeyitsCamden]

The Brawl vet in me loves these stories. So glad a bunch of us are still around.

[@yupjuliansje]

This video gets better as it goes along. Coney was such a god commentator back before corporation's went balls deep on the fgc

[@BigLittleShark]

Brawl story time is so good.

[@EIbows]

Rest in peace waddle doos in smash I miss them so much

[@andypeoples7175]

Oh my gosh Brawl is insane

[@andypeoples7175]

It also seems extremely fun

[@AIRFGC]

this is such a good movie

[@nxrvana7]

20:16 That is by far the funniest shit I've seen in any smash bros game.

[@Sammechu]

I laughed so ridiculously hard at the "my doc..." clip

[@Nitsuj293]

Story time was great

[@Excel_Breaker]

Xanadu just seemed like a massive meme

[@olso3110]

4GOD IS CAESAR IN THE “HOW I PWNED A KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY” VIDEO

[@elitecombine5373]

I did not know Coney was a D3 fan let's gooooo. Now I just want a video where he talks about D3 and what he thinks of him.

[@Bieks1]

Coney stories just be hittin different 😳

[@snivydream]

16:29 the most iconic moment in brawl

[@1upJeCK]

2:00 sounding like guy from goldeneye speed run lmao. "Me and Marc rutoo"

[@Athesies]

The vex rage was amazing

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The home improvement reference is appreciated

[@Espeon5]

Bruh the gun had me dying and I don’t know why lol

[@byrontheusurper6505]

THIS is where the formation is from!

[@Droanux]

My Doc is House. Boss's Doc doesn't live in a house.

[@baines803]

Wait why are coney's vids so good lmao

[@travisowens8905]

The salt never goes away huh.

[@ethangamer1600]

god i love these stories so fucking much

[@Joepuh]

lmao i was going to post about the 4GOD story when you brought up apex 2012 and you talked about it anyways

[@Bluemountains801]

The swear the best innovations come from playing a game at 1 a.m.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Dr thunder I GET THAT JOKE!

[@tavonnewiggins4886]

HE SCHEMIN’ YO IM SO FUCKING HAPPY I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUSE THAT WAS FUNNY.

[@elitilton7015]

Old smash hits different

[@ShookOnesTO]

Coney I played against your falcon in smash 4 online years ago. Lots of fun and I still bring it up to my buddies.

[@ShookOnesTO]

You beat me 2 games in a row and than left

[@bluefiremitchell9915]

Coney is too good also the formation is dope

[@nintendope8837]

Formation!

[@cheebins]

PLEASE do more brawl storytime

[@killermurad5933]

God those last 6 ish minutes I was dying

[@venheartzeil3070]

This whole video is so fucking funny

[@jandaxprss6784]

Damn I’m 23 now and have been playing melee since launch and only recently got ultimate in the last month.

[@nintenx1235]

11:10 deadass if I ever jokingly pop off from my opponent SDing I’d make it so obvious. I’d go full Hbox we are talking knees on the ground then homie stock into LETS GOOOOOOO!

[@neo6411]

Coney and TK at S@X was always fun to watch

[@zl6671]

this video is so so good

[@sombersoup]

at 2:57 he talks like JCS Criminal Psychology lol

[@MercMercury]

My doc named Dr Seuss!

[@popperama6478]

THE PAST IS CONTENT

[@mmmscrumptious8247]

10:09 GENIUS

[@jt2aw15]

boss doc such a good bit

[@Frank_DS]

the ending made me die. so fuckin funny

[@TDude64]

I subscribed because of the Teddy Long dance.