She was NOT worth $5000.

This has been the story you've all been waiting for.
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#coney #storytime

[@CONEYZZ]

DID ANYBODY FIND IT? LET ME KNOW

[@Banana_D]

I haven't found it

[@HoboBusiness]

I believe that the truck is the content we consumed along the way

[@J_dnvg]

Im not entirely sure a truck in a random parkinglot in Connecticut left in 2004-2006 is going to be there anymore. But i mean. Thats not gonna stop me from lookin'

[@pup64hcp]

THE ONE TRUCK !!

[@chiefalex9055]

THE ONE TRUCK IS REAL

[@twin_rivers921]

If you’re reading this before watching this video, prepare yourself

[@why3994]

Ok. I will return after watching

[@melk4417]

I will also return. Thank you

[@smithmichael8144]

Lmao. I watched the whole video. Very funny.

[@guhbruhmaste4557]

Hopefully Coney came prepared with protection

[@Sayyble]

Oh great thing to see before I start watching it haha

[@l.a.rodriguez9581]

This is Coney’s dad’s fault. He was taking a 7000 mile trip with zero car knowledge other than it runs on “juices.” 😂

[@CONEYZZ]

THANK YOU

[@Hunted0LessShirt]

If only Mr Dadman had asked him where he was going and with who, just in case he got in trouble there'd be friends you could trust nearby. I'm honestly more disappointed in the other family at the theme park, they really dropped the ball on car knowledge.

[@theburgersystem126]

I could've never pulled that shit with my parents. They were (and still are) super overprotective. I'm in my 20s now for reference.

[@726Ian]

I think you meant 700

[@HoboBusiness]

I'm having trouble processing that Coney isn't just the funny man on my computer

[@DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly]

HE WENT MASSACHUETES???? HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER

[@sarimsalman2698]

I think hes just a figment of all our collective imaginations

[@erhanjpg1467]

YOU MEAN HE’S REAL?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

[@Wade_in_your_water]

I am convinced every time he leaves the the computer it is a hologram

[@IWish2500]

Bruh your mom letting you go to an entirely different state for a week by yourself at 16 is wild to me

[@micahbarrus8406]

Not just you.

[@keenfrizzle]

I guarantee for anyone who didn't watch the Twitch stream that you will NOT predict how this story goes. Not once.

[@TentaCole]

TRUEING

[@fezthedracky8468]

The amount of times I exhaled in horror of the situation is absurd. I don't know how streamer is still alive

[@ln8496]

I did once! It was the antifreeze. Yeah they apparently used to taste like iced tea. But it will kill you so dont

[@twelvevoltage]

I'm not even halfway through watching and still haven't predicted shit lmao

[@sarimsalman2698]

When i heard $5000 and i remembered the thumbnail, i knew Coney would somehow fuck up the truck.

[@jingusflorpus4274]

I was NOT prepared for Coney One Piece, what an incredible ending

[@yellowstalk6653]

At last, Coney’s very own Cringe Confession.

[@tokuyou3811]

maybe the real cringe was the streamer we met along the way

[@Wade_in_your_water]

This was coney’s gigachad confession

[@nodestar6245]

You say this as if Coney wasn't the poop boy

[@warioware3odst]

IS MY CAR *BLEEDING?* what a harrowing story of love and cars lost

[@HolyJoely]

How the editors somehow someway found a way to get this into 30 minutes is incredible

[@pup64hcp]

and removing all the flubs

[@kyx5631]

How long did it take in real time?

[@joplin4434]

@@kyx5631 like 2 hours

[@gabepetersen6841]

“The truck is real” absolutely killed me

[@alexdavis665]

"It is what it is", that's the most dad-ass thing you could ever say

[@Xanek]

This is an absolute crazy sequence of events to hear on stream about a a 15-17 year old Coney 23:36 The whole time during the stream I was like "Please say no and play music" and what a absolute based move. RIP that 5k truck tho. Wouldn't be surprising if Coney gets flashbacks / ptsd from mario bros music

[@JerryMcB3rry]

When he got to the kiss part I was also saying " you better say no" and then silver scrapes came on and I popped off. Also I feel bad that it was Mario 3 they were playing cause of how much Coney has talked about how much he loves that game. Sad he took out silver scrapes from the video, but that's understandable I suppose.

[@regancarver7263]

@@JerryMcB3rry I personally am pretty happy with Rust, Dust, and Guts, but that may be bias on my part.

[@SCALCH0PPIN]

I want nothing more in this life than to see Coney reunited with this truck

[@sawmillthrill]

I just want to listen to the story again because of how good the stream was

[@HighMightyWeasel]

This makes me wish I watched the stream

[@sawmillthrill]

@@HighMightyWeasel nice pfp lol the stream vod is still up I think

[@_fudgepop01]

“Zack, that’s antifreeze” “Well it’s delicious” Speech 100

[@MrWarpPipe]

Coney had some awesome parents growing up. No doubt my parents would've either left me stranded or wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I asked them to help save me a couple states away

[@Weebfox]

Coney's png story presentations are the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread and it's not even close Holy shit this was a rollercoaster and I loved every second of it

[@agent3d2y]

Coney really just started the great trucker era

[@TentaCole]

I’m so glad I was able to hear the story on-stream. Now the KZbin audience gets to hear it too!

[@jahjab1226]

17 year old Coney really saw the letter H on the temperature reader and thought it meant "help yourself to some motor oil"

[@Darren402]

i am shocked at how complete this story still feels with a 30 minute video (the original stream for this was close to 2 hours), friendalias went insane with the editing on this one

[@LuSiDious]

31:20 That ending is so epic. Didn't expect that from Coney

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Coney entered Game Show Host mode

[@majintv24]

I wanna know if he ever heard from pam again. All i could think when he said she wanted a kiss was "Coney no" and luckily he didnt he was getting gaslighted maybe she wanted something else idk but thankfully for him he didnt have to endure anything else

[@Slattsquatch]

The chat noticed the whole One Piece angle and gave him the idea for the bit, he nailed that take. The whole stream was gold, major props to the editor for actually managing to condense it into a half hour video.

[@TurtleshipFan]

@@Slattsquatch Honestly fr. The whole story was like 2 hours and a half.

[@Metalkingboo]

Zak being played by Grammy award winning KZbin actor Coney

[@Delta21OnYT]

Thank you, I was wondering who that short guy playing Coney was

[@jonasjohnson5383]

This is a complete cinematic MASTERPIECE of a story. I hope somebody finds that truck.

[@alecbormia4523]

Honestly props to you Coney for standing up for yourself. Because she was really treating you poorly and you didn't deserve that shit.

[@PlayfulPiano]

7:09 this is the most apt description of the minimum wage in the US I've ever heard

[@AeternusDiscipulus26]

What I got from this wonderful story is not to waste time and effort on a girl who isn’t interested to begin with. The whole “people change” thing might be true some of the time, but in many instances like this, rarely do people’s feelings about someone change. And surely it’s not worth dealing with someone so far away

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

If it doesn’t work the first time, DO NOT GO BACK!

[@grunkleg.3110]

No way Coney's truck hasn't been towed and thrown in the scrapyard at this point. Also, Coney's parents are genuinely rediculously nice. If I had any of that shit happen to me, I probably would've gotten super turbo grounded

[@0vercrafted]

WHY DID I NEVER FOR A SECOND THINK THAT CONEY HAD A REAL NAME. I guess - nice to meet you. "Zak".

[@bees3707]

Probably the greatest ending to any Coney story ever

[@Disisdabeast]

Absolute W self respect rejecting her kiss bro

[@LooseCo]

Coney’s mom is a gigachad

[@bibbyboxx2219]

Absolutely

[@thedeadlycritisisman1113]

This was the greatest stream of all time, if you're a youtube only frog I highly recommend watching the vod

[@guhbruhmaste4557]

Not sending hate to Pan, but ur 100 percent right in ur actions. Ur taking time out of your schedule and money out of your pocket, and she acts like ur not even there. Then after she kicks you out of her house she has the audacity to ask for a kiss 😂

[@jasonwalker4003]

she was completely unprepared to have a boy over for a week, emotionally and just in terms of planning. poor girl, but damn poor coney also

[@alexknight81]

They were both dumb 17 year olds

[@kyx5631]

Coney was a real chad when he left. Just a hug and leave her hanging.

[@MrFilsAime]

@@jasonwalker4003 werent they planning it out in advance though? I'm still pretty early in the video but it seems like it was all planned out.

[@jasonwalker4003]

@@MrFilsAime there's two trips to MA, the first has some planning, the second is literally just hormonal teens being stupid

[@sethlattner6679]

At every turn, the teens involved in this story never fail to apply 16 year old logic to any given situation and find a boneheaded thing to do. Such a painfully awkward part of a person’s life 😂

[@saldepal5597]

I genuinely never knew Coney had THAT much rizz

[@roqm0z666]

Secretly, Pam actually put Green Riptide into Coney’s car in an attempt to sabotage her one true love, who stood her up, from leaving, with some help from Ted. Luckily the motor oil helped filter the riptide from the cars bloodstream, but doing that gave it a fever, and it overheated

[@dreadpumpkin896]

I can say with 100% honesty that I was NOT expecting a One Piece reference from Coney of all people

[@peterstory4840]

THE ONE TRUCK IS REAL

[@mervynlouis3875]

Just here to relive the moment, this stream was hella good

[@themiracleman3684]

When in doubt, blame everything on ted. Also that ending gave me some legitimate goosebumps and I KIND OF WANNA GO FIND IT. I know it's not there anymore but god it would just be so funny to visit its grave.

[@jisatsurai]

31:20 the one piece music kicking in followed by a reference i never thought i’d ever hear coney make fucking SENT me, what an incredible ending to a rollercoaster of a story💀💀💀

[@magrublue570]

Coney telling stories is some of the most interesting and best content on this channel. Also nothing could’ve prepared me for the One Piece intro playing at the end. Great stuff as always man!

[@jlog2149]

THE ONE TRUCK!!!! THE ONE TRUCK IS REALL!!!!!

[@ThePRIfication]

This story was a damn rollercoaster, the presentation was immaculate, the comedic timing was genius. Coney truly is a master at telling stories

[@booyahgenius]

This shit was terrifying for me to listen to. Imagine having to fucking live it yourself.

[@vannmetroff6967]

This was probably my favorite Coney video the amount of twists are uncountable and the ending is the best ending to a video ever

[@wilsonfisher5011]

Bro hit us with the Gumball Zack 🤣. You’re telling me your name isn’t Coney?!? I cannot accept this canon.

[@HoboBusiness]

OMG the act 2 twist killed me what the hell Coney you menace

[@MrOofio64]

Story time with the best storyteller! Love your stories, Coney!

[@acycle2124]

I love that even as a young kid Coney knew his worth and left when they were treating him badly Actual king shit

[@Joshyboy225]

I’m so glad to see more storytime. I wasn’t here for this stream, so I’m praying that this isn’t clickbait Holy shit it’s not

[@andrewg7217]

This was the first stream I caught live as a long time YT viewer and man, content man Coney doesn't miss. Love the stories.

[@kajin2422]

I was genuinely laughing so hard throughout this video I think Coney is on a different level I love this man🤣🤣🤣

[@pup64hcp]

THE ONE TRUCK IS REEEEEAAAALLLLLL

[@migmalucogachatm5618]

This title aged up SO SOOOOOOOOOO WELL

[@Greyfox641]

Seriously, your storytelling is great. I can understand the time between them, but these videos are by far the ones I look forward to the most.

[@Spoooob]

Your storytelling is amazing! Thank you so much for sharing this with us!

[@LeeKD93]

I love story times with Coney

[@CadeMan101]

Incredible story, and the edition of that song just before the end was Gold.

[@luigiongaming3959]

I never thought the one piece would turn out to be a Toyota pickup.

[@scrunkore]

phenomenal ending, was NOT prepared

[@Slade.Kabushka]

Story time is my favorite type of movie. Thank you coney ❤️

[@RetroRemedies]

Even after hearing it twice, such an immaculate story with a great presenter. Wonderful job Coney

[@Drakkyr]

I was unable to make the stream and I'm glad I didn't have to wait any longer for it. This was an A+ story. Story time with Coney(or Zak in this case) is always a great time

[@frickroll]

THE TRUCK PIECE IS REEEAAALLL!!!

[@jake975]

This was a roller coaster of epic proportions. Truly a Coney Classic

[@Extreme11]

Your best storytime video yet, thank you for making another one after all this time

[@someguy2350]

23:36 Still dunno what she meant by that lol, did she just offer it as some weird kind of consolation?

[@StillJustAJ]

This was the best story I’ve ever heard. Holy shit this should be a movie

[@lektornese]

Watched it live and had me on the edge of my seat or laughing all the way through. Fantastic content Coney

[@ddsmagic2806]

I think this beats out any cringe confession out there in terms of dating

[@luismendez8241]

This reminds me the time we run a truck without changing the oil until the engine died

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Thank you for opening up to us Zak Coney Sanders. Really inspiring and I do accept you as a brother.

[@jlmaoz6165]

There hasn't been a moment where I haven't enjoyed coneys story times. Absolutely hilarious

[@HyperSolarix255]

This is like my 5th time watching this, the story-telling and narration is peak content

[@marrodc]

Props to the editor for this video. The story was condensed a ton in a very smooth way, which is definitely hard considering how many details there were to consider for this story.

[@WaffleDipp]

idk why but Coney commentating car/driving accidents makes me laugh every time

[@Zelda1548]

Coney is a master story teller. This was amazing.

[@Hack--rz1io]

This was really great, I want more Coney Content now !!

[@anthonyo1339]

Your story time videos are my favorite

[@vonnegut6108]

good video, i really enjoy this style of content! you should do more of it!

[@foxyiebot]

i heard about this story a year ago when i first started going to the stream and im glad i was still around to experience the whole thing 😅 this was great

[@Maelys_ACNH]

Oh I fuсkin LOVE Grandpa Coney's old stories

[@yung-davie1845]

Missed these narratives, but it’s great to hear such immaculate story telling.

[@darkknightgamer123]

Smart Fellas who were there will know how often he messed up and said the real names by accident 👀

[@boogie4552]

Absolutely insane how Coney juked me with this so called booty call, they didn’t even hold hands or anything💀

[@rpjon7405]

His story telling in unparalleled! Thank you internet funny man!

[@aurain7994]

The editor not adding the vacation song during the map scenes is criminal

[@Khunai.]

This was such a ride to watch live. 😂

[@jaymoloney9126]

This isn’t just the best story on the Coney channel, this might be the best story on KZbin. Kept me guessing the whole time.

[@zachataxxii7126]

31:20 Can't believe Coney figured out the One Piece without even reading the manga

[@yinconscious]

This was a great video dude 🙏 That’s some story you got there 😂

[@bannanafruitsalad]

My man's an Aristotelian four humors mechanic

[@bibbyboxx2219]

“It’s car blood.”

[@BUMFORDYO]

Lmfao. Made my night bro. Ya stories always be funny as shit 😂😂

[@imahumanbeing3446]

this was such an swesome story i love you coney

[@SepherOfFire]

Naaaaah that was FOUL she let you come up even though she wasn't interested

[@silvesta5027]

As someone from the UK I just cannot imagine doing a 7 hour car drive as a 15-16 year old. That’s the craziest part to me 😭💀