This Smash Tier List Almost Got Me Cancelled...

[@CONEYZZ]

I predicted this a year ago but didn’t expect it to happen 🥲 twitter.com/coney/status/1356352320582393858?s=21

[@smac646]

Duck Hunt is the dog(teeth accounted for), the duck(beak), and the human holding the NES Zapper from beyond the TV(TEETH UNACCOUNTED FOR).

[@wooplaw1080]

You really forgot that duck hunt summons Mexicans, and there’s like 3 of them so duck hunt is ss tier

[@smac646]

@@wooplaw1080 Please forgive me

[@LS-td4yf]

Game and watch should have his own tier: retractable + beak cause his final smash is an octopus

[@Ridlay_]

You’re actually a Seer.

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

I love the simultaneous logic of “Samus and Meta Knight have no mouth” and “Sheik absolutely has a mouth, dummy. She’s wearing a mask.”

[@callanharvey6264]

Coney is many things, but logical is not often one of them

[@waifu27]

@@callanharvey6264 all around though, i think he did a good job making this

[@callanharvey6264]

@@waifu27 oh yeah no disagreements there, I don't always agree with Coney but he's always entertaining so I couldn't really care less haha

[@SDfighter1]

I was trying not to yell at the screen

[@EllieMiller510]

His logic bends to his will

[@DemonGiraffe95]

Coney during every other tier list: "I don't care about lore chat" Coney during a teeth tier list: "oh god Pit's an angel, when did he die" *anxiety intensifies

[@tdfhjd]

9:39

[@mrgreenboy644]

Which is even funnier since angels aren't dead humans

[@illford]

​@@mrgreenboy644in kid icarus?

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@illford it seems that kid Icarus portrays angels as a completely separate type of being from humans

[@CopPuncher]

That was probably the most defeated-sounding "Their problem now" I've heard from a Coney tier list video

[@signiorshady]

"I need to put human kids in boxes so I feel better" Coney, 2022

[@DrSwazz]

Ahhhh this is gold

[@DoCaMakesArt]

2:13 "this is on tumblr, this is somebody's OC" how DARE YOU disrespect Super Mario Broth like that when they put so much work into compiling ALL the obscure pieces of official art good video tho, nearly choked to death laughing at this

[@fireballftw-]

That's what I'm saying, mario broth is one of the best blogs on that entire site.

[@DrSwazz]

I get super cranky when I gotta get through the day without my fuckin mario broth

[@clintwaki6936]

Corrin could fit in like 4 different tiers simultaneously. Her dragon form has no mouth, but she’s also human so she has the adult human set of teeth, but she also has side B which would add additional teeth to either the human teeth count or be standalone if you count her helmet as having no mouth.

[@jackoconnor5073]

neutral b fully charged has a ton of teeth too lol

[@ilshail153]

put them in retractable teeth tier and call it a day

[@Thatdudejosh9]

“She” I see you are _not_ a man of culture #MaleCorrinFTW

[@HeroG9000]

Aren’t they also like 18 to 22 ish

[@illford]

​@@Thatdudejosh9yeah because male corrin looks like he's part of the British royal family therefore he is bad, source: I am British

[@MrSilverTime]

next week: smash characters ranked by hair follicle count, highest level of education, cooking ability, the potential is endless.

[@keenfrizzle]

In which Coney is brought on the brink of madness over whether a character has a specific number of teeth Also: props to whoever did the captioning on the video, it's very good!

[@Pikwii]

I usually don’t need subtitles, but you’re right these subtitles are amazing. Glad you pointed it out and gave credit to wherever did it

[@Oshawatt]

He made a tier list that sparked discourse on genetics, theology, the government, what makes someone truly human, zoology, robotics, ethics, health, botany, and several other philosophical questions all so that we could know how many teeth smash characters have

[@crowmagnon]

I never thought that we’d have a Schrödinger’s cat situation, but with Donkey Kongs teeth

[@waffleman8053]

"How old was Pit when he died." I don't think that's how Angels work.

[@giabbymarx7428]

To be fair we don’t know how angels work

[@Scarfy_0S]

I mean Yes and No depending on which view

[@plebianoverlord]

yeeeah they were never people to begin with lol

[@itsatrapitsalways]

also, he isn't. hes a kid wearing magic wings

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@itsatrapitsalways pit isn't Icarus, that's just the name of the series

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

This is most of your tier lists. And this is why we love this.

[@EllieMiller510]

Coney should do a tier list based on their color swaps.

[@OverZeelous]

OOH That is DEFINITELY a content tier idea.

[@plebianoverlord]

maybe a venn diagram :)

[@andrewmora453]

9:40 it looks like Coney is mourning the loss of a loved one

[@ClavaleeDefunct]

the fact that this has so few likes makes me want to make alt accounts just to give it more. it's too perfect

[@thanatosonpluto5098]

Coney: *offended at military taking your wisdom teeth* Me: Must be nice, my insurance won't cover mine

[@Diamond_Aura]

The fact that people could get heated and show exactly why several placings are absolutely wrong, before they realize this is a silly tier list about teeth, is honestly a very funny concept Like, I could break down every mis placement but it barely matters lol

[@gabrielabrera9966]

I honestly thought the thumbnail of Coney making a TwitLonger about a Smash Bros teeth count tier list was real.

[@acespades5540]

I almost died from laughter over Min Min in the "No Teeth" tier

[@Thatdudejosh9]

It confuses me because she definitely does have teeth, it’s in one of her hit stun animations. Well, in this case at least she can slurp up ramen more smoothly

[@muzuchama]

@@Thatdudejosh9 with what? her gums?

[@DrSwazz]

She can slurp up other stuff more smoothly as well

[@wozaow]

@@DrSwazz 🤨📸

[@anonymouscausethatshowirol828]

Seeing Coney put masked characters in the no mouth tier, and put characters that are only sometimes drawn with teeth in the toothless tier, despite that just being a characteristic of the artstyle, has convinced me that Coney has no object permanence

[@TheJudge7]

Seeing Coney internally combust over putting children’s game characters into a teeth tier list is the content I didn’t know I needed

[@mooglenort3570]

The most chaotic stream I’ve ever seen, no question.

[@vapeshrimp5220]

This feels like the anxiety you get when you’re overwhelmed on an acid trip

[@BasedMamaJames617]

I think Coney got it right with the Inklings, they got pseudo teeth or fangs that are actually their beaks before they gained humanoid appearances through evolution.

[@theillusionist1494]

I really want to imagine someone saw Coney’s tweet saying he was working on it, joined the stream to see his usual witty irony and sarcasm, and instead the first thing they see and hear is 9:37

[@bobert221]

Surprised nobody mentioned how Min-Min's Dragon ARMS have 4 little teeth each. Meaning she either has 4 or 8 depending on what her right ARM is (admitting, like Coney said, that she has no teeth herself)

[@Thatdudejosh9]

She does have teeth though, in some of her hit stun animations she grits them lol

[@bobert221]

@@Thatdudejosh9 yeah unfortunately Coney was too done with the teeth BS to think long enough about it but I'm pretty sure Min-Min has as much teeth as any other human teen (or adult, since she's 18)

[@keres9580]

6:37 this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and coney’s reaction makes it even funnier.

[@Ryan-zg4qs]

the biggest plot twist in this story is banjo having a tooth necklace

[@dreamwalking]

I wasn't expecting Coney to pull out to the _One Magic Christmas_ lore on angels.

[@ExperienceExplosion]

I'm sorry, but duck hunt is a trio. There is an unseen human who fires a light gun. It's not just in their trailer, but it's part of their Palutena's guidance.

[@aidenvega6306]

The person who said corrin with dragon fang shot is really spitting on that

[@andrewjohnson2519]

When making extra tiers, Coney always says “I hate to do this but…” will he ever change? No. Will we ever want him to? No

[@Thristanity]

Love the captions Vince. This is great especially for people with impaired hearing.

[@kyx5631]

I cannot express how happy I am that this was not twitch exclusive. I come back to this video every few months and laugh my butt off every time.

[@MxPinky]

This is by far your best video you’ve ever recorded or made

[@xItsuki]

Bomberman hero music should be the default music for anything

[@MailmanSSB]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while, my god.

[@axocko9555]

Why the best video i've seen from Coney is a smash teeth tier list

[@Xenowolf8]

2:40, Custom Smash flashbacks

[@Totomeister]

This is the greatest and most controversial Tier List I've ever seen

[@YellowpowR]

This video turned out to be informative, not only in real-world facts about teeth, but in existing promotional art and sprites of characters that aren't normally shown having teeth, but do in said art. (That stuff is always interesting to me.)

[@booyahgenius]

Watching Coney have a mental breakdown over a smash brothers teeth tier list is one of the funniest things I have done on twitch

[@Insero2]

I never thought I’d watch a grown man break down over categorizing how many teeth a character can have

[@lval7778]

Thanks for the captions Quinn! It’s very helpful :)

[@madolchepuddingcess4349]

Duck Hunt as described by his in game smash trophy is a trio of the duck, dog, and human hunter. You’d have to add human teeth plus dog teeth.

[@tjtribble.]

Unless you interpret the hunter as the player themselves, in which case you probably wouldn’t count them.

[@martimkw7463]

They’re called duck hunt duo… the duck and the dog

[@tjtribble.]

@@martimkw7463 apparently they’re called duck hunt trio in Europe or something

[@tjtribble.]

@@martimkw7463 but yeah I wouldn’t count anything besides those 2 either

[@martimkw7463]

@@tjtribble. hmm that’s interesting. I wonder why

[@honkytone608]

Yoshi sometimes says his own name, "Yoshi!" It is impossible to say the word "Yoshi" without teeth. Ergo, Yoshi must sometimes have teeth.

[@lordnatu]

You can say Yoshi without teeth

[@shiffpup2529]

"I know that I've seen Daisy with teeth in other games" Things I never thought I'd hear

[@wewler8962]

"This probably won't go on youtube" he said

[@raputha1148]

garfield

[@ONLY_RR7]

It had to. It was his life’s work

[@nutbutter1410]

Coney I need you to know, I watch this video for the first time at September last year when I was at a low. And watching this was the first laugh I had in a while. There is no bit thank you big cone

[@dudeperson2050]

Samus is Schrödinger‘s mouth you can’t see it but when you look at them with out the suit the person clearly possesses teeth but with the suit on you can’t see them so are they really there?

[@phantommonarch6199]

surprised that no fire emblem nerds told him that falchion was made from one of naga's fangs meaning marth chrom and lucina all have 1 extra tooth

[@staticchimera44]

Kirby gets a tooth necklace when he gets Banjo's ability so he should be in his own tier.

[@DarkCrator]

Thank you Coney for venturing into the depths of content that no other sane person would dare to traverse.

[@יונתןשי-ת4ו]

For some reason I keep coming back to this video

[@sarougeau]

I caught the second half of this stream and my god, I'm two minutes in and I can already see how things started to spiral out of control.

[@andrewg.3281]

Kids have their adult teeth above their baby teeth so they actually have double the amount of teeth as the adults

[@lolafendetti970]

This was my intro to you/your channel and I respect it

[@Xearrik]

13:44 In just 13 seconds you can see the madness that is on dislplay in this video. You're drunk with power! This should have never been done! The world isn't ready for this teir list.

[@hoobastank6499]

Baiting smashers on Twitter is like walking a tightrope. Miss when coney would just throw stuff in tiers and watch everyone else lose their minds over it

[@Fibless]

Only saw the tweet a while back and I can't believe the amount of suffering caused to get to the final product

[@-xjesterx9998]

Like the incredible hulk getting stronger the angrier he gets, Donkey Kong gains more teeth the angrier he gets.

[@lucinamain6861]

the part i respect the most is how much thought u put into this

[@OzMotion64]

This was 2 years ago but I still can't get over him putting Samus and Meta Knight into "no teeth" tier while putting Sheik in human tier!

[@Vanitas20]

Ok this is clearly the funniest tier list video i have ever seen, and probably my favorite of yours

[@jakipop3397]

Love seeing how stressed Coney got. Bro was whimpering.

[@OathQuake]

A special thanks for the captioner, i love you :)

[@haikeloblaix]

Isn't the Falchion a dragon's fang? Wouldn't that put Marth, Lucina, and Chrom in another tier?

[@swordmasterarie7752]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@ODISeth]

Donkey Kong, even within the same game, can SOMETIMES have teeth and sometimes not have teeth and it pisses me off

[@thanatosonpluto5098]

'Now we need teenagers, yeah like late teens' The police would like to know your location.

[@αωεςσε-ω7ζ]

*confidently puts goddess in human tier* "OH NO PIT!! HOW MANY TEETH DO ANGELS HAVE?" my guy.

[@sharktheprez]

love the bomberman hero OST in the background

[@thequietbisharp]

the banjo heelturn changed my life

[@gosta4282]

I can't believe that you made this a january video. This is the funniest shit I have ever seen

[@Matthew.Morcos]

This is in fact the greatest piece of content you have ever done

[@adamcruzado2831]

I saw “schrodingers teeth” in chat and spat out my drink

[@endrizalsvensonsonson8494]

I got an ad about having a brighter, cleaner smile during this video

[@rainydays7698]

this slow descent into madness is the greatest thing ever.

[@Sponsie1000]

If being in the military means you get your wisdom teeth pulled, and Fox and Wolf are in the Space-Military, wouldnt that mean they'd have 38 teeth?

[@elephantyarn7378]

Canines don't have wisdom teeth

[@Nubcakelmfao]

Loving the old Bomberman tunes.

[@lxxwj]

maybe one of the best coney vids ive ever seen. absolutely incredible. thank you for suffering for us coney

[@E_Fig05]

Fun fact, it's stated in the lore that Inklings have no bones, which confirms that they also don't have teeth.

[@papapiplup]

I am enjoying the background music just being the whole ass Bomberman Hero playlist

[@c0diz]

this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve ever watched

[@MxPinky]

Watching this vid with captions…ELEVATES EVERYTHING

[@angerygoomba]

This was such a rollercoaster of a video

[@nicobrunetti3381]

This had no reason to be as entertaining as it was

[@ΙΧΘΥΣ1]

Amazes me that you assume the literal martial arts experts have all their teeth after YEARS OF FLAMING PUNCHES TO THE JAW

[@ytpwatcher500]

Bomberman Hero OST slaps so hard.

[@greyf.m7618]

Don't children have their adult teeth in their body while they have baby teeth? they just haven't broken skin yet.

[@michaelcastelpoggi1735]

this is like when leffen did 50 ultimate clothing style tier lists. It's just youtube gold

[@nextos]

heard about the list was finally here. You finally got yourself a subscriber Coney

[@SazzleLP]

At the start, when i heard the music, i thought like "Is that bomberman 64? Probably not, but sounds familiar." like 11-12 minutes in... "That HAS to be bomberman!" Bomb tier list btw. 😁💣

[@DrEcho]

Dogs have 42 teeth… …and they’re all canines 😎

[@purplecatjake]

Can't tell if I like the ridiculous premise of this tier list more or how crazy the person making it went by realizing the complexity of the actual results and not wanting to face the consequences of their actions.

[@thescaletblur07]

As of sonic adventure 2 shadow is 51 and is 35 years older than sonic considering project shadow happened 35 years earlier so that makes sonic (canonically) 16.

[@dangit69420]

5:41 That is misinformation, i am 13 yet i still haven’t lost all my baby teeth.

[@rubberwoody]

Love how "baring teeth" and smiling to Coney means you "sometimes" have teeth.

[@jaidyngear379]

Never had so much anxiety watching a tier list video. Just when you think it’s over there’s mORE TEETH!

[@DoctorNovakaine]

Who would have thought it would be teeth that would trigger Coney's descent into desperate madness?

[@Birdfishluva71]

“It should be pretty quick right?” TRUEING

[@aaronturnbull6528]

I lost it at the mental breakdown with Pit