Coney's REACT WARS - Lobster - Season 5, Round 3

React Wars is BACK!!!!!! Twitch users submit videos on stream, and Coney rates them 1-5. The better the reaction, the higher the score.
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[@MrSkerpentine]

DJ Khaled is the human being equivalent of those toys that have the same three or four voice lines when you pull the string in their back

[@Foxenco]

Bro is a Roblox NPC

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

@@Foxencoin life, there’s Roblox

[@Nocron]

Listening to DJ Khaled talk is like playing Gex a second time

[@TheKitKatThe]

"D.J. KHALED!" "tell 'em to bring out the lobster!" "and perhaps what is this"

[@MrSkerpentine]

@@TheKitKatThe don’t forget “WE THE BEST MUSIC”

[@VerbalLearning]

Going from Wile E. Coyote slam poetry to doorbell camerage footage of a cat meowing really highlights the duality of man.

[@kvn4745]

Having Loki, a Nordic god, in church, crucifying iron man, is so fucking funny

[@baddealdude807]

iron man, a known atheist

[@Azazelea]

The Prose Edda in a nutshell

[@fabblwaps]

For anyone who liked that church theatre video, Jenny Nicholson had a video about that church and it's great. That church has very high effort Christmas plays every year, always trying to fit whatever is popular at the time into the Jesus Christ cinematic universe.

[@Big_Man_Enjoyer]

I love that video. As a Christian it makes me wither in agony but I love that video so much

[@thegamingdeku]

Um actually they're easter plays

[@Tiquono]

KZbin audience, please be grateful you don't have to watch through that whole Wile E. Coyote slam poetry bit.

[@mohamed0424]

i did watch it all live it was horrible it lasted so long 😭😭

[@benji6325]

How long was it?

[@Tiquono]

@@benji6325 it felt like an hour

[@lizzly25]

It was the only thing that I actually liked. 🤷‍♂

[@eyebrowse]

@@lizzly25theater kid point and laugh

[@Aidswayz]

I think this stream is a great look into Coney's chat. They are a hive mind waiting for the streamer to tell them what to think. We see them start to form their own thoughts once a new video starts (Which is usually a different opinion than what Coney has), but once the streamer shares their thoughts they immediately backtrack and agree with them. Truly an interesting specimen known as Twitch Chat

[@atwistedb]

They get influenced

[@Chilled_]

Good thing KZbin Chat is outside Coney’s gaze and, thus, his influence.

[@LeonardoDaVinciEUm]

Yeah, a lot of his videos are like that Not his fault, that's just the twitch hive mind of agreeing with streamer

[@Xxblade17]

Wait till you see ImDontais chat

[@Aidswayz]

@@LeonardoDaVinciEUmoh no I completely agree. I fucking love Coney (even when he is completely and stubbornly wrong). It’s just his chat that is a little… sometimes

[@Rockalanche]

26:54 The self-made sound effects for everything kill me. Totally worthy of a 5.

[@Kyro4Productions]

I need c'est business in the next saltybet tournament

[@thatoneguy9582]

god i wish i could find the original video

[@Palozon]

About the playground binoculars, Coney clearly hasn't had shitty friends as a kid who would 100% smack the back of your head when you tried to use them.

[@LadyUndeath]

16:00 this reminds me of how shocked a lot of people are to find out The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) used a real, *unmodified* chainsaw for filming. They did it because of a tight budget, and they wanted to have the titular weapon look & sound as realistic as possible. Gunnar Hanson (Leatherface) was really putting his life on the line for that movie while dancing & swinging around a 15lb chainsaw with only one arm, all while the damn thing was running. Note: if I remember correctly every movie in the franchise used real chainsaws but the first installment where the only one where they didn't take off the chain or make any other safety modifications to the prop.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

The best TCM chainsaw is the one they show in the trailer for Chainsaw 3. Damn thing's like 6 feet long, chromed out, and charged with lightning ffs. 🤣 Still one of the funniest trailers for a horror film I've ever seen.

[@LadyUndeath]

@@_Jay_Maker_ I remember hearing somewhere that the chrome chainsaw was the only one they had costum-made for the production. Idk how much that would've cost but it was definitely worth the aesthetics. In a weird way that specific chainsaw reminds me of Jason X, alternate title "Jason Goes to Space" lol

[@ClavaleeDefunct]

The rockets were there 🔥

[@SliminBlue]

o7

[@fabblwaps]

Why you make/let someone sing star spangled banner without an autocue? Dude was set up to fail.

[@LtCdrXander]

Tbh I don't know the words either

[@Fopera]

Dude that Wile E. Coyote man was going OFF

[@MrSkerpentine]

That slam poetry guy is directly responsible for WB canning that Will E Coyote movie

[@kip_c]

I need to watch Coney videos with headphones because his voice scares my cat

[@MrJapanUnderground]

You just had to be there live for the "C'est BUSINESS". 😂

[@markusa5293]

Coney has for sure seen that DJ Khaled lobster video on a previous React Wars season.

[@gabrielabrera9966]

I was playing the video in the background while I was doing homework late at night. I stopped everything I was doing and began to contemplate life when the slam poetry guy said “My name is Wile E. Coyote”

[@twist22]

LOL it just hit me now as an adult… if the coyote was able to acquire so many different gadgets and contraptions, why didn’t bro just buy himself some FOOD??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@ravaniphoenix5431]

It's not about the food, Roadrunner.... It's about sending a message!

[@grapesoftime]

18:13 Bro idk why "tell em to cook the lobster" broke my brain so bad lmao

[@asianman7945]

Yeah for the whole playground bit, that’s straight up how my sister lost the tip of her pinky finger. She was going too crazy in a crappy playground and the tip of her finger was sliced clean off bone and all.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Party of one sounds so fun I cannnot wait for that to be turned into a video!

[@ALloydRH]

11:33 A Hammersaw is exactly what it sounds like. Takes a lot of skill to engineer and drive one though.

[@sanicboi9187]

Why was c'est business so funny bro 😂

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Coney liking skibidi toilet makes me weirdly happy. He DOES not hate on things from time to time!

[@Pulse0n]

8:47 This guy died a few years ago filming another one of these videos. R.I.P. Apetor.

[@angelor9211]

Never in my life would I imagine Coney reacting to the Easter special performances put on by this one church He's gotta check out the rest, Batman and Pirates of The Caribbean are the craziest ones

[@matthewbartlett3442]

I believe he has watched the pirates one

[@trentonkoichi]

20:44 I broke my leg in 1st grade during morning recess at the playground. We were jumping out to see the furthest monkey bar we could reach. After jumping out, my hands slipped off the bar and I landed awkwardly, causing a fracture up my shin. Turns out you CAN get hurt at the playground hahah

[@nutbutter1410]

Well actually, I jumped further on the monkey bars, and I broke my leg harder, so erm you don't actually understand the playground Injury community

[@trentonkoichi]

⁠@@nutbutter1410 Fair enough. I shall step down and secede my place on the playground injury throne to you. o7

[@brendanmcnally2643]

Media literacy not making the cut for the video is crushing my soul

[@samt3412]

What's the video?

[@thelastrob7877]

cuz copyright sadly :(

[@Magnum-qq5bz]

Dude i know this is gonna sound weird but we have the same last name

[@slowwhenusleep6521]

@@samt3412 its like an ai reacting to a scene from scarface i tried to find it when the stream happened and couldnt. was a funny movie

[@plabcentral630]

What could he possibly want with that much lobster.

[@jasonryan31400]

I want a full video of Coney reacting to Battle Bots content

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Tell em to bring out the Coneys!

[@LiilYogurt]

27:00 I did not expect to find quebecois sh*tposting on React Wars lmfaoooo

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

29:05 that kid in the grey sweater looks just like one of my classmates in my art class

[@notfundy240]

My friend had a premonition dream about the iron man crucifixion part specifically

[@DaRealJake]

I have never actually heard the American national anthem, and when I have, I’ve never been able to understand the lyrics due to it being in such low quality. So at 2:00, it seemed normal to me.

[@thedukeofcheese1549]

Church posting has become the new Oblivion posting

[@nerdwarp112]

I remember reading/watching that Wile E. Coyote poem back in high school. I’m surprised to see it here.

[@siringc]

Could someone link me to the video at 26:54? Edit: Also the last one if y'all don't mind

[@NoWhipCreamPlz]

I keep trying to leave a comment with a link to the tweet that I found it on, but my comment keeps getting caught by the spam filter. Just reverse image search a frame of that meme and you should be able to find it on Google. Sorry I can't link it to you directly.

[@stonerbland7621]

Thinking ive seen half of these clips before and then remembering i tuned in live on yt

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

22:08 IS THAT CHURCH OF THE ROCK?! Edit: IT TOTALLY IS, THAT CANADIAN CHURCH IS SO SICK

[@yourfavoritebrendan]

Mods, tellem to bring out the lobster.

[@Kyro4Productions]

someone needs to make a c'est business character for mugen so Coney can add him to the next SaltyBet tournment

[@BedBugReviews]

Don’t worry Coney, I’m an English major and even I don’t get slam poetry

[@volynx]

I need a link to that ze business clip 💀

[@justforlawlsandtrolls]

Hey, can Coney provide the reference list for these videos? Because react wars is definitely very fun, but, it bothers me that Coney kind of goes out of his ways not to give these videos credit, you can't even find the video titles in the VOD

[@frazfrazfrazfraz]

You can find the playlists for react wars nights all the way through Season 3 in the playlists section of his channel I don't know why they stopped doing that after season 3. They really should give credit

[@justforlawlsandtrolls]

@frazfrazfrazfraz yeah I just learned about that today, no idea why he stopped

[@HawkTeevs]

Some of my favorite clips are the vacation Bible school clips. I’m not joking, my VBS used to be EXACTLY LIKE THAT when I was a kid, and I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it.

[@Actimus123]

26:57 Can anyone link the video?

[@ebkits10]

Holy shit my family and I always pull out the second video at family events and die laughing every time, I’m so glad this gospel has been spread

[@DemonGiraffe95]

10:43 250lbs robot btw. Man BattleBots rocks

[@whereisspacebar2991]

I broke my foot on a playground when I was a kid. I climbed on one of those tubes you climb through and my parents told me to get down so I slid off. I was only like 4 ft off the ground, but that was enough to do it.

[@illford]

That pastor video had me tweaking it was so funny

[@espeka1207]

Explanation for the Roller Derby clip. While the original concept of Roller Derby was a fully fleshed out sport, it quickly developed into pre-scripted matches with stunts, similar to WWE. Roller Derby as a proper competitive pursuit only really developed in the 2000s.

[@elise3852]

coney such a hater that wile e. coyote dude goin off 😂

[@Asnerlicious]

On Tuesday the Easter bunny rose from the dead, birthing a new texan cult.

[@GamerIsASlur]

Season 5 has been so ridiculously strong so far

[@baddealdude807]

oh... you have not been here live

[@spencerhansberry5156]

actually clueless from a yt frog

[@twingemios5139]

BRO IS EVERYTHING CHEATING? He's so strict for no reason.

[@LiilYogurt]

It's not for no reason, he's been doing this series for multiple years. He wants people to send fresh unique videos instead of just sending things he's already liked in the past (even if its not the exact same video, just the same premise), that's what he considers "cheating". He also likes to keep the submissions short so that's why things like sketch comedy are banned The #1 rule is "Coney decides what's allowed", so even if something is cheating he can let it through if its funny enough

[@lektornese]

rip to the G O A T Apetor

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Playgrounds today are nothing like the splinter-filled, fracture-forming concussion factories they were when I was growing up in the 80's and 90's in Massachusetts, Coney. Man, we had it fucking good then.

[@JackgarPrime]

I spent so much time as a kid on the Castle Island playground

[@LiilYogurt]

I'm an early 2000s kid but the playground I grew up around had been there since before my parents and nothing had been replaced or fixed in all that time. Looking back I honestly never realized how dangerous it was lmao. I particularly remember the metal slide absorbing so much heat it actually hurt to use it on sunny days, didn't stop me though

[@samdilophosaur9787]

1:16 IS THAT THE PLAYBOY LOGO?!?!

[@AutisticJesusGaming]

What times do this occur in gonna send in a video

[@Wakeside]

C'EST BUSINESS CANADIAN SUPREMACY🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@kev62ish]

somebody link me that french tiktok towards the end please

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I rlly like that wiley coyote bit tbh

[@Patcheresu]

Why are the titles of videos censored

[@MemerTheMemer]

no spoilers

[@TentaCole]

The spicy tofu minigame and Battlebots clips were my favorites this time. 👍

[@jakipop3397]

No, no, no. The Wiley Coyote guy was spitting. Edit: I SWEAR TO GOD I HE RANKS THE CAT HIGHER-

[@cyo_mh]

I need that video with the french man and the 2 guys followed by him rolling away, someone hook me up

[@germanpogostick]

I got it from me, one sec

[@germanpogostick]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHqbqaVpmNOIesUsi=FODjfW6JJnA0qKJS

[@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude]

teller to bring out the lobster

[@pakman5542]

TELLEMTABRINGOUTDALOBSTER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@dragocrafterr8286]

why didnt editors include the wario clip in the last ep smadge

[@borissaladass3528]

KZbin viewers are so lucky that they only get the good videos because this was a very long sad react wars day live

[@austinfletchermusic]

Wait where was that Wario clip in the last one???

[@LimaGrean]

Nowhere. It got a five btw

[@Sturfall]

music was copyrighted

[@racheecha974]

Does anyone have the video for the Mario Party Daisy like 6 stars in a turn?

[@Actimus123]

Guy swimming under the ice, pretty sure that is the Norwegian guy who died doing that shit recently. Smart man. Edit Chat informed us, t'was him.

[@austinfletchermusic]

Daisy clip ABSOLUTELY deserved a 5, it met all the criteria!!

[@klubdahoogaloogey]

ive played roller derby for 5 years that was most definitely scripted but the real game gets pretty brutal without a script still

[@nintenx1235]

Fate Unlimited Codes was planned by Cavia the GOATs that made Drakengard and NieR replicant/Gestalt. So ofc it's gonna be a tad jank.

[@notimeforcreativenamesjust3034]

"Bring out the whole ocean!"

[@atwistedb]

“Let’s go golfing”

[@chase3514]

Bro was there

[@RigbyIsTheMan]

The only show that matters

[@iamvin]

tyrone is like dr mario nair..

[@adri-nw6pw]

gosh i hope coney laughs in this video!

[@Blue_0724]

RIP Apetor

[@MemerTheMemer]

I bet this night was really really funny live! 👍👍👍

[@MorikawaMelodies]

Aware

[@StriderZessei]

It was bad.

[@MemerTheMemer]

@@StriderZessei the last like 30 minutes were so awful

[@LinktotheFuture-zs9km]

One of the worst nights in react wars history actually Aware

[@TentaCole]

That’s an Aware from me

[@4546Bean]

How does coney not have a millions subscribers, this is some of the best content on KZbin

[@blockednostril9739]

I love whenever someone sends in a battle bots clip. Love seeing someone enjoy it as much as I do 😅

[@MapleLunii]

CONEY time

[@moongirlmagic822]

3:35 EVERYONE IS HERE!

[@Xxblade17]

I just need yall to know that the rockets were there

[@razzdazzjazz]

Cringe confessional followed by react wars? KZbin is DROWNING in all this content.

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

The last one should've won

[@venusrose9890]

MY NAME IS WILE E. COYOTE! 😂

[@LtCdrXander]

My YT's been doing this weird thing where every video will show the same amount of likes that the previous video I watched had, so needless to say I was not expecting to see 238,000 likes on this video

[@MorikawaMelodies]

Poggers

[@nemi9217]

what on earth is going on in western churches

[@eliottcollier5000]

Business

[@atwistedb]

Yahoo!

[@osramain]

The slam poetry guy’s breaths for air started pissing me off nvm the whole thing did

[@EliTheGleason]

That poem what hard as fuck coney is capin

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I no longer care about missing react wars, I caught one and submitted a video so now I am free!

[@bobrossdahoss]

I like the format but there are too many 4's. Need to be more stingy with the higher numbers IMO.

[@squishy-frog]

it’s survivor bias, unfunny or uninteresting vids were edited out for youtube